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Monday Sep 13, 2021
Monday Sep 13, 2021
Hhhhhhholy fuck, I went and made a third one… That’s right, muthafucka! Welcome to the 3rd installment of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Oh my muthafuckin’ me, do we have a fuckin’ podcast in store for us this week, ladies and gentlemen. Topping the other Punk-Hop editions by 16 tracks, and most definitely the longest one by something like 40 min. to an hour, I really sank my teeth into this one this week, hehe-fuckin’-he. This one goes on across 100 tracks for 5 hours and 10 minutes. Honestly, and not like I’d ever lie about such a thing, I could have kept on compiling for even longer. Y’all know me by now, don’t ya? I am too fuckin’ much; a downright addict of excess.
First of all, apologies that this is being posted later than usual. I screwed up and didn’t finish compiling the tracks before Sunday, so procrastination and various circumstances delayed the process a bit. I’m sure y’all understand. Anyway, no doubt your minds must be burning with questions regarding my older Rap vs. Hip-Hop and Punk as Fuck editions. Well, quell your chaotic fuckin’ nipples, ‘cause I can certainly make more of those whenever I bloody well feel like it. This Punk-Hop thing started last year around the George Floyd protests, ‘cause I wanted to show how a lot of punk and hip-hop are alike in spirit. I wanted to show how easy and awesome it can be to unify very different genres (not to mention the fans of them) into the same edition (behind the same causes). Frankly, one of the best examples of such a fusion in my opinion is the group Ho99o9. I’ve been discovering a number of groups similar to them under the genres Extreme Trap and Trap Metal. Sure, I suppose, but it could also be called Punk-Hop in my opinion.
I was just discussing the group Days N Daze the other day with my lovie Alex who introduced me to them, and I said they’re kind of like acoustic ska. Apparently they’re “folk punk,” but I dunno. I don’t really ever think of a horn section when I think of folk. As I’ve said countless times, and as I’m pretty sure I said yet again last week, genres are a fine way to gain a superficial understanding of music, but there’s so much more to it all than the mere labels used to organize it. In my opinion, genres are to music what trailers are to movies. They’re little previews of what to expect when you listen to something, but the really great music out there surprises and challenges you to expand your horizons, to expand your understandings of the genres you think you know so well.
By the way, if you think talking to me about music would be like talking to Charlie Day about Pepe Silvia, you’d be as correct as I am tired, which is to say extremely fuckin’ correct. Before we dive into this abyss of audio awesomeness, let me say a few things and stuff about some stuff and things:
1. Yo, I’m so upset that Death of a Nation only has this one EP. I fuckin’ love every track on it. Apparently that group was made up of members of other bands called Verse and Defeater, about whom I’m only just hearing this evening. I played their other two tracks to fuckin’ death on this podcast. Truly, I feel like I’d be killing those tracks for myself if I include them on anything else this year. But yeah, Death of a Nation is goddamn awesome, and if you’re anything like me, I think you’ll agree.
2. Two new discoveries of mine from Bad Cop, Bad Cop on this edition. The track Nightmare reminded me of my roommate and someone who once erroneously called him that. I’m really diggin’ the fuck out of them. If you do too, look ‘em up on Spotify ‘cause talent deserves support, goddammit! Obviously, Spotify is hardly the best way to support artists these days, but it’s a great way to learn about whichever ones you think deserve support.
3. There are 26 tracks from previous podcasts; mostly from the Send Newds editions, because those tracks deserve far greater exposure than my silly little podcast, but I do what I can. I’m really not sure how appealing those Send Newds editions are to anyone but me, but there’s a metric fuckton of fucktacularity in all of ‘em, in my opinion. The others are from older Punk As Fuck editions, and I added those to keep consistent to the alternating order. So what if they’re technically afterthoughts? They’re still excellent fuckin’ jams, and you’re about to find that out for ya damn self.
4. No idea why, but there’s been an extraordinary amount of fuckery happening to me during the recording of these tracks this week. A couple random volume drop-outs, a couple tracks that refuse to play for whatever reason on my laptop… I dunno what the universe is doing, but hey, fuckin’ stop it, jerkface.
5. This version of The Exploited’s “Fuck The System,” is one I hadn’t heard until yesterday. It begins with someone screaming for like 40 seconds, which I thought was fuckin’ hilarious, so I figured I’d share. Yojne the fuck outta that one.
6. Lots more Death Tour in this edition, because I’ve been loving every fuckin’ thing I’ve been hearing from them. I even included two tracks from only last week because I fuckin’ love ‘em so much. Listening to them makes me miss moshpits so goddamn fuckin’ badly, and I really need to get in better shape for the next occasion. Better shape, and better fuckin’ health insurance, right? If fuckin’ only…
7. Eh, nothin’ else particularly pressing to mention, I suppose. No seven, but do yojne sevenfold, motherfuckers!
01 Jasiah - Art of War (feat. Denzel Curry & Rico Nasty) (from Art of War (feat. Denzel Curry & Rico Nasty)) [00:03:31]
02 The Exploited - Fuck The System (from Fuck the System) [00:06:37]
03 Micah Scale - Get 'em Started (feat. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony) (from Get ‘em Started) [00:10:50]
04 zebrahead - We're Not Alright (from Brain Invaders) [00:16:06]
05 Pete Rock, Deda - I Originate (from The Original Baby Pa) [00:18:58]
06 The Death Set - Lite The Fuse (from King Babies EP) [00:23:02]
07 Bizarrap - Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 39 (from Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 39) [00:24:54]
08 Fear No Empire - Super Spreader (from Super Spreader) [00:27:48]
09 Alla Xul Elu - Smoke (from Smoke) [00:30:33]
10 Death Tour - D*E*S*T*R*O*Y (from D*E*S*T*R*O*Y) [00:34:34]
11 Twiztid - Kill Somebody (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:36:08]
12 Rise Against - The Eco-Terrorist In Me (from The Black Market) [00:41:29]
13 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [00:44:08]
14 Every Time I Die - A Colossal Wreck (from A Colossal Wreck // Desperate Pleasures) [00:48:10]
15 Brother Ali - Uncle Sam Goddamn (from The Undisputed Truth) [00:50:38]
16 Anti-Flag - No Allegiance To A Flag (from 20/20 Division) [00:55:33]
17 Rebel Diaz - Revolution Has Come (from Radical Dilemma) [00:57:23]
18 The Unseen - Children of the Revolution (from Lower Class Crucifixion) [01:01:06]
19 Onyx, Cappadonna - Ha Ha Ha (from Onyx 4 Life) [01:04:08]
20 Dwarves - Motherfucker (from Blood Guts & Pussy) [01:07:37]
21 Ho99o9 - Moneymachine (from United States of Horror) [01:08:55]
22 Gwar - Fuck This Place (Acoustic) (from Fuck This Place (Acoustic)) [01:12:10]
23 Bop Alloy, Substantial, Marcus D - Let the Flakes Fall Where They May (from Winter Breaks) [01:14:58]
24 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Nightmare (from Not Sorry) [01:17:52]
25 Classik - Moonlight Metropolis (from Jazz Hop #4) [01:20:06]
26 Death Tour, nascar aloe, apolloislame - Risk (from Risk) [01:24:43]
27 BROCKHAMPTON - BUZZCUT (feat. Danny Brown) (from BUZZCUT (feat. Danny Brown)) [01:25:35]
28 ONE'S TRUTH - ゆびきり (from ALL FOR ONE’S) [01:28:55]
29 Blue Scholars - Proletariat Blues (from The Long March EP) [01:32:05]
30 Scythe Gang 666 - AK-47 (from AK-47) [01:35:57]
31 Bambu - I Scream (from …i scream bars for the children…) [01:38:16]
32 Death of a Nation - Don't Speak For Me (from Death of a Nation) [01:40:24]
33 L'Entourloop, Gavlyn - Time to Grow (from Chickens in Your Town) [01:43:23]
34 3TEETH, Ho99o9 - Time's Up (from Time’s Up) [01:46:23]
35 Pat D, Melodiq - Relax Your Mind (from Take A Little Time) [01:50:20]
36 The Oozes - Bitchboy (from Bitchboy) [01:54:50]
37 The High & Mighty - The Meaning (from Home Field Advantage) [01:56:32]
38 Death By Stereo - California Addiction (from California Addiction) [02:00:38]
39 Freddie Dredd, Soudiere, NxxxxxS - Doomset (from Doomset) [02:03:15]
40 Nasty Noona - D.I.E. (from D.I.E.) [02:05:48]
41 Depth Strida - Fuck Soundcloud (from Fuck Soundcloud) [02:07:13]
42 Bad Religion - What Are We Standing For (from What Are We Standing For) [02:09:22]
43 Makaveli - Political Soldiers (from This is Hip Hop) [02:12:07]
44 Rise Against - State Of The Union (from Siren Song Of The Counter-Culture) [02:15:45]
45 Zack De La Rocha, KRS-One, The Last Emperor - C.I.A. (Criminals In Action) (from Lyricist Lounge Vol. 1) [02:18:04]
46 Los Muertos de Cristo - Resistiré (from Bienvenidos al Infierno (En Directo)) [02:23:24]
47 Sad Night Dynamite - Psychedelic Views (feat. IDK) (from Psychedelic Views (feat. IDK)) [02:27:08]
48 Death Tour, WARGASM (UK) - The Cycle (from The Cycle) [02:31:45]
49 Anti Lilly & Phoniks - Descension (from Stories From the Brass Section) [02:33:40]
50 Ho99o9 - Punk Police (unknown virus 5.) (feat. N8NOFACE) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [02:37:28]
51 Eloquent, Wun Two - Jazz auf gleich (from Jazz auf gleich) [02:38:56]
52 Hands Off Gretel - She Thinks She's Punk Rock n Roll (from The Angry EP) [02:41:42]
53 Gang Starr, M.O.P. - 1/2 & 1/2 (from Full Clip: A Decade Of Gang Starr) [02:43:44]
54 HEY-SMITH - Be The One (from Be The One) [02:47:56]
55 Killer Mike - Reagan (from R.A.P. Music) [02:51:02]
56 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Perpetual Motion Machine (from The Ride) [02:55:10]
57 Common - The 6th Sense (from Like Water For Chocolate) [02:57:56]
58 LustSickPuppy - Goatmeal (from Goatmeal) [03:03:14]
59 KRS-One - MC's Act Like They Don't Know (from KRS-One) [03:04:55]
60 Clarkkent - The Gray Area (from The Gray Area) [03:09:50]
61 Artifacts - The Inteview (from That’s Them) [03:12:54]
62 Meet Me @ The Altar - Feel A Thing (from Feel A Thing) [03:16:32]
63 Nas - Stay (feat. Large Professor) (from Life Is Good) [03:19:55]
64 Massendefekt - Wellenreiter (from Tangodiesel) [03:23:35]
65 Mos Def - Hip Hop (from Black On Both Sides) [03:26:43]
66 Death Tour - Howl (from Blood Pact) [03:29:58]
67 El Da Sensei - So Easily (from Relax Relate Release) [03:31:46]
68 ZSK - Antifascista (from Herz Für Die Sache) [03:35:16]
69 Rasco - Hip Hop Essentials (from Time Waits For No Man) [03:37:35]
70 War On Women - White Lies (from White Lies) [03:41:44]
71 Benaddict, Awfer - Stay Up! (from A New Leaf) [03:45:10]
72 Death of a Nation - No Love From Above (from Death of a Nation) [03:48:29]
73 Paris - Panther Power (from The Devil Made Me Do It (The Deluxe Edition)) [03:52:04]
74 Bad Religion - Do The Paranoid Style (from Age Of Unreason) [03:56:02]
75 Lord Gasp - Sudo (from Sudo) [03:57:45]
76 Breakout - No Master Race (from Nothing in Sight) [03:59:38]
77 Lady Paradox, Pat D, Logan - Hip-Hop Quotables (from Kind Of Peace) [04:01:30]
78 Uncurbed - Kill the Government (from Punks on Parole) [04:05:04]
79 FEVER 333 - SUPREMACY (from WRONG GENERATION) [04:07:06]
80 The Exploited - Beat the Bastards (from Beat the Bastards) [04:09:59]
81 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [04:14:18]
82 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Michel Poiccard) [04:15:44]
83 Pete Philly & Perquisite - Mindstate (Arts the Beatdoctor Remix) (from Remindstate) [04:17:39]
84 All - She Broke My Dick (from Punk-O-Rama 6) [04:22:21]
85 Slakah The Beatchild, Ian Kamau, Spek Won - Miscommunication (from Soul Movement Vol. 2) [04:23:05]
86 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [04:27:44]
87 Specifics - Take Me Back (dirty) (from Lonely City) [04:29:40]
88 Leftover Crack - Baby-Punchers (from Deadline Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish) [04:34:27]
89 Kxllswxtch - EXORCIST (from KILL!) [04:37:56]
90 Against All Authority - Hard As Fuck (from Nothing New For Trash Like You) [04:39:19]
91 J. Rawls, John Robinson - It's Jay Are (from The 1960’s Jazz Revolution Again) [04:41:25]
92 Fear - I Love Living In The City (from SLC Punk OST) [04:44:50]
93 Jeru The Damaja - Ya Playin' Yaself (from Wrath Of The Math) [04:46:51]
94 Mad - I Hate Music (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 2) [04:50:38]
95 O.C. - Word...Life (from Word…Life (Deluxe Edition)) [04:52:49]
96 Half-Witted Dogs - Go Fuck Yourself (from Half-Witted Dogs) [04:57:13]
97 Descendents - I Like Food (from Two Things At Once) [04:59:47]
98 DJ Okawari, Talib Kweli - Bounce (from Compass) [05:00:01]
99 Anti-Flag - Unbreakable (from Unbreakable) [05:02:13]
100 Living Legends - Never Fallin' (from Classic) [05:05:20]
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Monday Sep 06, 2021
Did you know that according to the Institute of Unfinished Research, 6 out of 10 people… Wel-to-tha-muthafuckin’-cum to the 8th installment of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Y’all know the drill. Y’all know the whole fuckin’ toolbox, no doubt. This is just some new shit I found, and boy fuckin’ howdy, we’ve got some fucktacularity in store for us this week. I know, I probably say that every week. You know why? ‘CAUSE LITERALLY EVERY WEEK, we have more epic fucktacularity than any stick-shaker could shake sticks at. Never really understood that expression, but I do understand awesome fuckin’ music when I hear it, and I’ve heard it, so now we’re all about to hear it together. Unless you distrust my taste or think I’m a fuckhead in a bad way. In either of those cases, I must ask you who told you to stop licking my testicles. Who, hmm? Who told you to stop? Nah, if you distrust my taste, then clearly you ought to be on scrotum spit-shine detail. I’m talkin’ iron out the wrinkles with your tastebuds. I want to see my reflection in those motherfuckers by the time you’re through.
All that silliness aside, we really do have an outstanding fuckin’ podcast in store for us. If you can’t hang with it now, I hope you find a way to do so in the future, perhaps with things that challenge you considerably less than this seemingly erratic assortment of musical jewels. Everyone has their own trails to blaze on their way to new ka-nowledge, so I’m grateful as fuck if part of your trail includes mine. Honestly, as verbose as I frequently am, I still lack the linguistic capacity to describe some of these tracks. I have no idea what genre some of these would fall under, but as I’ve said countless times in myriad ways, genres are a fine way to superficially understand music. Beyond that, you just need to trust your tastes, trust what sounds good to you.
Lemme say a few things here before Mission: Yojne commences:
1. There’s this group called Death Tour that I discovered recently who seem to be similar to Ho99o9, sort of hip-hop electro-punk I suppose. Well, I listened to Death Tour Radio on Spotify to hear more similar stuff, and thus we have Depth Stride, Lord Gasp, Strange Bones and WARGASM (UK). I was vaguely aware of that last one before, and I still possess only a basic understanding of these groups, but I definitely yojne the fuck out of what I’ve heard so far. Hopefully you will too, ‘cause it’s fuckin’ badass and it makes me miss moshpits so fuckin’ much.
2. There’s a new thing on Spotify called Blend where you can create a playlist with your friends. I’ve done three so far, and I’ve heard lots of cool shit in the process. The August Burns Red track, the Hydelic track from Tetris Effect and the Bella Poarch are directly from those Blend playlists. So far, it’s been just my friends Al, Vega, and my lovie Alex. I’m happy to make Blend playlists with pretty much anyone though, so feel free to hit me up if you’re curious how our tastes mesh together.
3. Additional shoutouts must be made to my boy Speleo for the Supersillyus jam, my friend Shy for the Ferry Corsten track (although I do keep track of his stuff fairly well either way), my friend Al again for showing me Animals As Leaders so they appeared again this week in my Release Radar, and my lovie Alex for the Days N Daze track. In showing me these tracks, they’ve all participated in the making of this podcast, and I most certainly appreciate the fuck out of that. Seriously, there’s no fuck left in it; I checked. Can someone cum put some fuck back in it, please? I need to appreciate it more, and more, and mmmmore… Okay, enough silliness! Time to get serious!
…Dog food lid backwards is dildo of God…
4. Ughhhh, alright. You really want some genres before we get into this? Let’s see… We’ve got synthwave, synthstep, dubstep, melodic dubstep, orchestral dubstep, colour bass, that aforementioned hip-hop electro-punk stuff, minimalist electro (I guess? I don’t fuckin’ know what Mux Mool does, but I yojne it), rock, hip-hop, lo-fi beats, acoustic punk (shit, even acoustic fuckin’ dubstep), liquid drum’n’bass, solid drum’n’bass, gaseous drum’n’bass comin’ at you through the speakers like “poof, motherfucker!,” jazz, classical, hardcore, j-core, breakcore, ALLTHEFUCKIN’COOOOOOOOOORES!!!!1!!1!!!!, TRANCE (I mean, *ahem*) trance, goa, prog metal, regular metal, industrial metal hip-hop? Yeah, bitch! Apparently so! pop, 90s dance pop, bedroom pop, fuckin’ kitchen pop? Who knows? Maybe someday! R&B, complextro (can’t even believe that I didn’t just make up that goofy-ass name, and I’m not even 100% what it means). Is that good enough for ya? Enough for a little listen? A tiny little browse through the tracklist?! Hmm?!
5. Near the end is a classical track by a composer I love named Erik Satie that was supposedly recorded using a binaural microphone. To the best of my knowledge (and my knowledge of such things is above average), that means it was recorded using a stereo miking technique meant to give you the feeling you’re in the room as you’re listening to it. There’s even a stereo microphone built in to a mannequin head that some engineers use to create that effect even more… effectively. Hah! That’s what they used in Hellblade for the voices that Senua hears throughout the game. That’s why it’s so heavily recommended that you play that game with a good set of headphones or a good home stereo, ideally with 5.1 surround sound capability.
6. Well, actually there ain’t no six this time. No six, no seven, eight or nine. See, ever since seven ate nine, six and eight just peaced the fuck out. I mean, what the fuck are number users like me expected to do? Are we just expected to yojne as if that’s not a serious situation and I’m just being a silly fuckhead? Maybe… The world may never know, but there is hope! There is hope that the world may someday yojne, and maybe it ought to start here and now.
01 HIGHSOCIETY - Decoded (from Decoded) [00:04:25]
02 Blanke - Boom (from Boom) [00:08:21]
03 Depth Stride - Welcome to My Heart (from Welcome to My Heart) [00:12:05]
04 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [00:14:39]
05 Mux Mool - Boom Boom Boom Yeah (from Boom Boom Boom Yeah) [00:16:06]
06 grandson, Vic Mensa, Masked Wolf - Oh No!!! (from The Suicide Squad) (from Oh No!!! (from The Suicide Squad)) [00:19:55]
07 Jyay, Futuristic, Decay - Heart So Cold (Remix) (from Heart So Cold (Remix)) [00:23:28]
08 Days N Daze - Fuck It! (from Rogue Taxidermy) [00:26:04]
09 L.A.O.S - Begin Again (from Begin Again) [00:29:09]
10 Ducky - Rise (from Rise) [00:33:18]
11 Hydelic - City Lights (from Tetris Effect OST) [00:37:13]
12 Lord Gasp - Sudo (from Sudo) [00:39:35]
13 12th Planet, Virus Syndicate - Supernova (from Supernova) [00:41:28]
14 3TEETH - Paralyze (feat. Ho99o9) (from Paralyze (feat. Ho99o9)) [00:43:50]
15 Drumcorps - Monuments to a Poison Logic (from For the Living) [00:47:23]
16 Ferry Corsten - Poison (feat. Lovlee) (from Poison) [00:49:23]
17 Animals As Leaders - Monomyth (from Monomyth) [00:53:42]
18 Bella Poarch - Build a Bitch (from Build a Bitch) [00:57:05]
19 DJ Rap - Love Is Savage (from Love Is Savage) [00:59:07]
20 Elle Vee, IamCROW, Pop Mage - Bitch (from Bitch) [01:04:42]
21 Ghostemane - Convoluted (from Fear Network II) [01:07:13]
22 Whales - Atlantis Super Rave (from Atlantis Super Rave) [01:10:16]
23 Steve Kroeger, Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (from Gypsy Woman) [01:14:00]
24 BANKS - Skinnydipped (from Skinnydipped) [01:16:30]
25 Mr. Bill - Pleasure Seeker (from Pleasure Seeker) [01:19:23]
26 HighDro, Ekoh - Tap In (from Tap In) [01:21:58]
27 Coffee Date - Aria of the Soul (from Aria of the Soul) [01:25:03]
28 Death Tour - P.I.S.S./U.S. (from P.I.S.S./U.S.) [01:27:40]
29 Tom Morello - Driving to Texas (feat. Phantogram) (from Driving to Texas (feat. Phantogram)) [01:28:42]
30 Strange Bones - England Screams (from England Screams) [01:34:05]
31 Rick and Morty - The Battle of Blood Ridge (feat. Thomas Edinger & Ryan Elder) (from The Battle of Blood Ridge (feat. Thomas Edinger & Ryan Elder) [From Rick & Morty Season 5]) [01:37:14]
32 WARGASM (UK) - Rage All Over (from Rage All Over) [01:39:25]
33 Iron Maiden - Stratego (from Stratego) [01:42:53]
34 TheFatRat, Everen Maxwell, Lindsey Stirling - Warbringer (from Warbringer) [01:47:51]
35 August Burns Red - Internal Cannon (feat. Matthew K Heafy) (from Leveler: 10th Anniversary Edition) [01:51:26]
36 Death Tour, WARGASM (UK) - The Cycle (from The Cycle) [01:55:09]
37 ASCA - カルペディエム (Chime Remix) - Sakura Chill Beats Singles (from カルペディエム (Chime Remix) - Sakura Chill Beats Singles) [01:57:04]
38 Mr. Bill, The Widdler - Pasta Masta (from Pasta Masta) [02:01:00]
39 Azedia - Shaman (from Shaman) [02:04:25]
40 Supersillyus - A List of Instructions for When I'm Human (from Charade) [02:10:00]
41 Just A Gent, Xan Griffin - LSD (from LSD) [02:16:49]
42 Danny Elfman, Trent Reznor - True (from True) [02:19:02]
43 Nelver, Nic ZigZag - Prisma (from Prisma) [02:24:17]
44 MDK, Treyx - Colour Cannon (from Colour Cannon) [02:29:29]
45 M-Project, Kamikaze - Chain Reaction (from Planet Hardcore) [02:34:26]
46 Purrple Cat, Strong.AL& - Sky Lake (from Sky Lake) [02:39:48]
47 salute - Want U There (Logistics Remix) (from Want U There (Logistics Remix)) [02:42:24]
48 TheFatRat - Our Song (feat. Cecilia Gault) (from Our Song) [02:46:29]
49 Exquisite Classic, Erik Satie - Gymnopédie - 2. Lent et triste (Binaural 3D Sound - Music Therapy) (from Erik Satie - Gymnopédies et Gnossiennes (Binaural 3D Sound - Music Therapy)) [02:49:37]
50 Seven Lions, Wooli, Amidy - Shadows (Acoustic) (from Shadows (Acoustic)) [02:52:35]
51 Yunalesca - Chasing Phantoms (from The Amalgamation of Human Apathy) [02:56:39]
52 Lisa Miskovsky - Run for Cover (Idun Sessions) (from Run for Cover (Idun Sessions)) [03:01:04]
53 Crywolf - The Home We Made Pt. II (from Ghosts EP) [03:05:15]
54 Flitz&Suppe, JUICEB☮X - Sunny State (from Peakquilibrium) [03:10:33]
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday, haha! Monday, Monday, Monday. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays, right? Fuuuuuuck that shit, bitch! Does anyone think of blowjobs when they look at potatoes? I didn't think so, but some weird Christian guy seems to think that. ENOUGH! LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN' PODCAST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO SAY ON VARIOUS THINGS! AND MUSIC, TOO! THERE'S MUSIC! LOTS OF REALLY GOOD MUSIC THAT I EVER-SO-AFFECTIONATELY CALL "AURAL SEX!" :) Something new and better this week, and from now on, I've decided to add links to the music videos for certain songs. Sometimes, the visuals enhance the song drastically. Other times, the opposite. So keep your eyes peeled for linked titles, and enjoy, my darling perverts!
01 King Missile - The Miracle of Childbirth (from The Psychopathology of Everyday Life)
02 Doug Stanhope - Shake the Baby (from Something To Take The Edge Off)
03 George Carlin - Kids & Parents (from You Are All Diseased)
04 Lewis Black - Headlines Are Punchlines & Crazy Is Crazy (from The Carnegie Hall Performance)
05 Apartment 26 - Give Me More (from Music For The Massive)
06 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion)
07 Nostalghia - Homeostasis, Got My Gun (from Cool For Chaos EP)
08 The Birthday Party - Kathy's Kisses (from Prayers On Fire)
09 Mick Gordon - Voices of Devs
10 L.E.D. - Dawn -The Next Endeavour- (from Denjin K)
11 Adam Ant - Beat My Guest (from Goody Two Shoes)
12 Onyx - Bacdafucup (from Bacdafucup)
13 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup)
14 Macho Man Randy Savage - Intro (from Be A Man)
15 Macho Man Randy Savage - I'm Back (from Be A Man)
16 Kate Havnevik - Unlike Me (from Melankton)
17 Echostream - Creep (Radiohead cover) (from Identity)
18 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Hour of Zero (from The Reincarnation Of Luna)
19 Lydia Lunch - Rollins (from Our Fathers Who Aren't In Heaven (Disc 1))
20 The Red Paintings - Walls (from Walls EP)
21 The Red Paintings - The Streets Fell Into My Window (from Walls EP)
22 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls EP)
23 The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST)
24 Cypress Hill - Hand On The Pump (from Cypress Hill)
25 Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil + Bonus Track (from Revolutionary Vol. 1)
26 Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain (from Tight)
27 Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1)
28 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show)
29 Linval Thompson - I Love Marijuana (from Eurotrip OST)
30 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self-Construct)
31 Pigface - Mind Your Own Business (from Easy Listening...)
32 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8-Bit Head)
33 Pigface - The Horse You Rode In On (from Easy Listening...)
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Eeeemo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 7th installment of the Chill the Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Some real river-of-warm-chocolate-type jams for us all to drift along to this week. All you gotta do is be cool. Can ya handle that? As if the name wasn’t obvious e-fuckin’-nough, this is chill music from a variety of genres. We’ve got chillwave, chillstep, jazzy hip-hop (aka chillhop), chillout trance, are ya sensin’ the fuckin’ theme here? It’s mostly electronic sorts of music this time, but there are still a good number of more acoustic, actual instrumental numbers as well.
This one has 29 tracks from previous podcasts and 49 brand spankin’-that-ass-like-it-owes-me-money new tracks for a grand total of 78 tracks, clocking in at around 5 fuckin’ hours and 15 celibate minutes… Okay, okay, maybe those 15 minutes are fuckin’ too. I think they are, but perhaps you’ll need to render your invaluably valuable fuckin’ opinions on the matter yourselves. Also, just because I’m calling them “new” tracks doesn’t mean they’re recent releases. Some are only just new to this podcast, some are tracks I’ve known for years and just never got around to playing, but some are indeed recent releases. That goes for the Vestascension track, which I was especially delighted to find because I fuckin’ love that band. They were seemingly on hiatus for 6 something years after they put out their album, but they just released some singles in the past year or so. They’re dreamy as fuck, and you’re about to find out for yourself.
Also, watch out for the tracks by The Kiffness. I heard his Numnum Cat track on Instagram a week or so ago, and then he put out Alugalug Cat, and I had to find out more about him. Holy hell, that dude is amusing as fuck. Go check him out if you enjoy the tracks I put on this edition ‘cause you’ll probably like a lot more than just these two. Also also, I’m apparently super late to the fuckin’ Tove Lo party, and I’m super pissed about it ‘cause the track I picked for this week is fantastic, and it has almost half a fuckin’ billion streams. I almost never pick tracks that are that popular, and it’s actually a pretty hot song in contrast to many other examples with similar numbers of streams under their belts. I’m definitely gonna delve deeper into her stuff ‘cause I dig her like desert graves. What? Also also ALSO, I’m apparently also late to the Alina Baraz party. Same deal with her having hundreds of millions of streams, although the tracks I picked aren’t as popular as some of her others. I chose an original and a remix of that original ‘cause they’re both great, and it can be fun to compare & contrast.
Anyway, I’ve also been hearing the phrase, “Deep House,” in my travels lately, so I delved into it and included a number of those tracks on here too. I can’t exactly put my finger on why it’s, “deep,” except for maybe a less prominent beat in favor of the more prominent melody. Who knows why or how these genre names come to be, ya know? I’m sure some people know, but even I only know so much. Regardless, it’s pretty awesome stuff, and far more satisfying than regular House music, in my opinion. Lastly, much like many, many other editions of this podcast, there are personal stories of mine loosely woven throughout these tracks. Not all of the tracks, of course, and some stories are more significant than others. Sometimes it’s in the lyrical content, sometimes it’s just the track titles, but I do still go that little extra mile to make these podcasts special.
All that said, even though I could say more, I’ll spare y’all muthafuckas so we can get to the chillin’. So, pour that glass of fuckin’ wine, zip up that gimp suit, feed your mother’s poodle another slice of bacon on the roof and fuckin’ yojne!
01 The Kiffness - Numnum Cat (from Cat Jams) [00:02:57]
02 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [00:04:50]
03 Alina Baraz, Galimatias - Make You Feel (Ark Patrol Remix) (from Urban Flora (Remixes)) [00:07:20]
04 MitiS - Born (from Born) [00:11:27]
05 Champagne Drip - Kaleidoscope (feat. Crystalline) (from Starman) [00:15:53]
06 Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (feat. Popcaan) (from Humanz (Deluxe)) [00:19:22]
07 TheFatRat - MAYDAY (feat. Laura Brehm) (from MAYDAY) [00:22:22]
08 YOUTH 83, Tima - Unfold (from Unfold) [00:26:23]
09 Jai Wolf - Starlight (from Starlight) [00:30:11]
10 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [00:33:48]
11 JUICEB☮X, WES WAX - Vantablack (from Satori) [00:38:00]
12 VIQ - Over The Clouds (from Last Path) [00:41:36]
13 Zane Alexander - Orion's Belt (from Death by Space) [00:45:21]
14 What So Not - Gemini (feat. George Maple) (from Gemini (feat. George Maple)) [00:48:04]
15 Marcin Patrzałek - Chopin Nocturne (from Chopin Nocturne) [00:52:29]
16 Oilix - Nightrider (from Nightrider) [00:56:54]
17 Killigrew - Sweet Solitude (from Sweet Solitude) [00:58:34]
18 Rifti Beats - Chouzetsu Dynamic (DBS Opening 1) (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [01:03:22]
19 The Kiffness - Alugalug Cat (Funk Mashup) (from Cat Jams) [01:06:03]
20 The Glitch Mob - Bad Wings (from Drink The Sea) [01:07:48]
21 Dibyo, Alan Watts - REFLECTION (from REFLECTION) [01:14:23]
22 Blu - Amnesia (from Her Favorite Colo(u)r) [01:16:40]
23 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [01:19:37]
24 Koda, Dabin - The Take Down (from Spotlight Compilation Vol. 1) [01:22:59]
25 Michael St. Laurent - Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn) (from Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn)) [01:28:51]
26 Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High) (Hippie Sabotage Remix) (from Queen Of The Clouds) [01:33:15]
27 Bim - Stop You (from Two) [01:37:29]
28 A.L.I.S.O.N - Subtract (from Signal Flow) [01:40:39]
29 Tom Bates - Yet another dream (from Just a fool) [01:45:44]
30 Major Lazer - Be Together (feat. Wild Belle) (Vanic Remix) (from Peace is the Mission (Extended)) [01:50:25]
31 Syd - Missing Out (from Missing Out) [01:54:54]
32 Vindata - All I Really Need (feat. Kenzie May) (from For One to Follow) [01:58:45]
33 Clams Casino - Blast (from 32 Levels (Deluxe)) [02:04:32]
34 Blackmill - Spirit of Life (from Miracle) [02:06:38]
35 Неделька - Youth (from Youth) [02:12:42]
36 Douran - Avalanche (Joachim Pastor Remix) (from Avalanche (Joachim Pastor Remix)) [02:15:28]
37 Rifti Beats - Gohan Angers (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [02:22:17]
38 Sundance, Cardiac P, Ocean Jade, Ozay Moore, Sojourn - Cycles (from Cycles) [02:25:55]
39 Grimes, i_o - Violence (from Miss Anthropocene (Deluxe Edition)) [02:30:04]
40 Lastlings - False Reactions (from First Contact) [02:33:42]
41 Chat One - August (from August) [02:38:47]
42 ZHU - Risky Business (from Risky Business) [02:41:37]
43 Ark Patrol - Tokyo (from Ambition EP) [02:46:55]
44 OSC - Yoru No Kosoku Doro (from Yume No Machi) [02:51:33]
45 Zyphyr - a v a s t h a (from a v a s t h a) [02:56:03]
46 Lydia Baskow Trio - Nuages Creux (from Nuages Creux) [02:59:37]
47 Mr Little Jeans - The Suburbs (from The Suburbs) [03:02:06]
48 Xinobi - Boats (from Boats) [03:07:08]
49 Voyage - Paradise (from Paradise) [03:12:53]
50 Hollow Clouds - Cherry Pie Jam (from Cherry Pie Jam) [03:18:18]
51 Jason Fabus, Brian Ward, Tyler Kreutel, Harry Mack - Mack's Stacks (from Three Ways) [03:21:53]
52 KUČKA - Divinity (Mazde Remix) (from Divinity Remixed) [03:24:16]
53 HawkOne - Blue Casket (from Blue Casket) [03:28:46]
54 keshi - blue (Jai Wolf Remix) (from blue (Jai Wolf Remix)) [03:31:17]
55 Purity Ring - Better Off Alone (from Better Off Alone) [03:34:36]
56 Alina Baraz, Galimatias - Make You Feel (from Urban Flora) [03:38:24]
57 Somna - Secret (feat. HALIENE) (Chillout Mix) (from Secret) [03:42:01]
58 Yoav - Where Is My Mind (feat. Emily Browning) (from Sucker Punch OST) [03:45:38]
59 San Holo, Broods - Honest (from Honest) [03:51:46]
60 Rameses B - I Need You (from Memoirs EP) [03:55:30]
61 Sarah Proctor - Lost (from Lost) [04:00:33]
62 Annie - In Heaven (from Dark Hearts) [04:04:02]
63 Tenishia - Strong (feat. Sue McLaren) (Chill Out Mix) (from Frozen Roads, Vol. 3) [04:07:37]
64 Arctic Lake - Night Cries (from What You May Find) [04:11:34]
65 CLANN - I Hold You (from Seelie) [04:14:21]
66 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [04:23:24]
67 w00ds, Lokel - Please Don't Go (from Please Don’t Go) [04:27:15]
68 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [04:29:41]
69 untrusted - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [04:33:56]
70 LukHash, Meredith Bull - Dying Breath (from Dying Breath) [04:36:22]
71 Moonnight - Sunset Kindness (feat. Elles De Graaf) (Chill Out Mix) (from Best of Chill Out Vocal Trance 2017) [04:40:39]
72 Sublab - Last Time I Saw U (from Traces) [04:44:46]
73 Mik, The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi) (from Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi)) [04:49:37]
74 Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge (from Among My Swan) [04:52:33]
75 Lofi Fruits Music, Orange Stick - Wish You Were Here (from Wish You Were Here) [04:57:14]
76 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [04:59:09]
77 Vestascension - Everything Ends (from Everything Ends) [05:05:51]
78 One Million Flowers - and in the end, we never went to the beach (from and in the end, we never went to the beach) [05:10:04]
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Wwwwwelcome one and all to the 4th volume of the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What in the blue wackadoo fuck is “witch-rowave trap-house,” you may so rightfully be inclined to inquire? It’s an orgiastic portmanteau I came up with in 2019 as I started exploring and noting similarities between the genres of witch house and retrowave, along with all their respective subgenres. Basically, expect lots of electronic music, lots of cyberpunk vibes, lots of fuckin’ cavernous reverb on the vocals of some of the witch house jams. I don’t know why that’s kind of a staple, but it’s definitely noticeable and actually quite lovely so long as you’re not trying to understand and/or write out the lyrics. The thought of virtually anyone doing that these days seems as laughable as, I dunno, any sort of positive future for anyone in the wake of relentless human greed.
This shit is kind of a perfect soundtrack to our ever-declining dystopia, but I wouldn’t say it’s all gloom & doom. A lot of it is instrumental, so you’re left to interpret the tonal tenor on your own. Generally speaking though, anytime you have things in minor keys, people will interpret sadness, negativity of some sort. That’s one of the most fascinating things about music to me: the ways in which so many of us are hardwired to interpret things, subconscious ways most of us don’t even understand or acknowledge. Anyway, I could go on and on, so I’ll spare y’all and stop.
The fourth installment of this edition is appropriately a little over 4 hours long. It’s all new stuff except 7 tracks that have appeared on previous podcasts. Lots of one of my favorite witch house groups called Fraunhofer Diffraction (not 100% sure if I’m pronouncing that correctly, actually). I haven’t heard a bad track from them yet. Also, I’ve included some more synthstep in this mix this time. I’ve flirted with it before in previous editions, mostly coming from an artist named Extra Terra, but it seems like it might be a growing hybrid genre. So, I s’pose I apologize if you’re too fuckin’ rigid to hang with dubstep-ish rhythmic patterns in your synthwave, but maybe removing the enormous stick from your anus would alleviate said rigidity. I dunno, it’s your right to be as wrong as you like.
As with all my previous installments of this edition, I’ve used a photo from Sergey “Aku” Shetukhin’s epic Neon Witch series. You can find him on IG @akunohako, and I’ll credit the model too once I actually figure out which picture I’m using. I typically prepare the edition’s artwork as one of my very last steps in my process, and obviously I’m still at the intro-writing step. I actually fucked up and napped for too long last night, which is why this edition is being released far later than I would’ve liked. Sleep has been something of an elusive stranger to me over the past few weeks, so I definitely needed it. Anyway, yeah, support the photographer, the models, give them likes, follows, buy something from them, ‘cause they’re goddamn awesome and awesome shit deserves support, especially when it’s lesser known awesomeness.
With all that done did and done said, well, we pretty much have nothing left to do but yojne, amiright?
01 Alice Glass - STILLBIRTH (from STILLBIRTH) [00:02:08]
02 LöKii - Smoke (from Smoke) [00:04:53]
03 CASHFORGOLD - Queen (feat. Sidewalks and Skeletons) (from Queen) [00:08:08]
04 Apashe - Work (feat. Vo Williams) (SWARM Remix) (from Work (SWARM Remix)) [00:11:57]
05 Juche - Till We Fall (from Till We Fall) [00:16:00]
06 Thred - Ground Zero (from Ground Zero) [00:19:38]
07 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Pure (from White Light) [00:23:52]
08 BlackGummy - The Machine (from Singularity) [00:28:47]
09 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Exaltation (from Exaltation) [00:31:42]
10 Jake the Kid - Machina (from Clarity) [00:35:53]
11 Mr.Kitty - Hold Me Down (from Time) [00:40:34]
12 Prismo - Breakaway (Totto Remix) (from Breakaway (Remixes)) [00:44:25]
13 KAVERN - On You (from On You) [00:47:58]
14 Fynn's Arcade - Escape (from Escape) [00:52:27]
15 Deadcrow - Lies (from Lies) [00:56:54]
16 Extra Terra - Projekt 2077 (from Projekt 2077) [00:59:56]
17 SecretiveSuicide - Kłamstwa (from #4) [01:04:40]
18 Carbon Killer - Under the Skin (feat. Aya) (2019 Version) (from Divided We Fall) [01:07:47]
19 CASHFORGOLD - i could be your goddess (from i could be your goddess) [01:13:03]
20 VHS Dreams - R.e.d.m (from Trans AM) [01:16:16]
21 Crystal Castles - Baptism (from (II)) [01:19:49]
22 Essenger - After Dark (from Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton)) [01:23:57]
23 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Last Light (from Fading) [01:27:34]
24 Fury Weekend - 12 To Midnight (from Retro Rangers) [01:34:32]
25 Sorsari - Luna (from wave 003) [01:39:58]
26 Neuroc - Dial Me Up (from Dial Me Up) [01:43:14]
27 Kareful - Darker Waters (from Deluge) [01:46:42]
28 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [01:49:27]
29 CHVRN - Find You (from Find You) [01:53:27]
30 New Arcades - Another Night (from Returning Home) [01:56:43]
31 foxwedding - Hell Of A Thing (from wave 001) [02:00:39]
32 Donbor - Chaos (from Chaos) [02:03:14]
33 Memphis., Codxinx., Djedi - Beyond the Waves (from Beyond the Waves) [02:07:16]
34 La Vie Sauvage - I Thrive in Chaos (from I Thrive in Chaos) [02:10:31]
35 Courtesans - Genius (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix) (from Genius (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix)) [02:13:32]
36 Extra Terra, Lazerpunk - Neo Wick Mode (from Neo Wick Mode) [02:18:57]
37 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Zero Gravity Dance (from Star Trails) [02:23:00]
38 Sikdope - Follow (ATRIP Remix) (from Follow (ATRIP Remix)) [02:26:30]
39 Mr.Kitty - give/take (from A.I.) [02:29:56]
40 Kalax, Kidburn - Out of Control (from III) [02:33:37]
41 K1llrgvp - Train (from Summer (feat. Spice Mouse) - EP) [02:37:23]
42 SYML - Clean Eyes (The Midnight Remix) (from Clean Eyes (The Midnight Remix)) [02:40:54]
43 Rayless - Tears (from Synesthesia 3.0) [02:44:42]
44 Mark Holiday, Magnus Deus - Retro Synthwave (Trendsetter Remix) (from Retro Synthwave (Trendsetter Remix)) [02:47:57]
45 Summer of Haze - Pussy Juice (from Gospel) [02:51:56]
46 Waveshaper - CRT Days (Droid Bishop Remix) (from CRT Days (Droid Bishop Remix)) [02:55:01]
47 Crystal Castles - Pale Flesh (from (III)) [02:59:08]
48 ZETA - Elysian Fields (from Zeta) [03:02:06]
49 Forxst, Jutro - Aurea (from Aurea) [03:05:35]
50 Vincenzo Salvia - The Pineapple Pizza Slayer (from The Pineapple Pizza Slayer) [03:09:46]
51 Kareful, Deadcrow - Iridescence (from Iridescence) [03:13:10]
52 M.A.D.E.S - Return (from Return) [03:16:24]
53 Lorn - Oxbow B (from The Maze to Nowhere) [03:21:24]
54 ZABO, Social Kid - Ultima (from Ultima) [03:25:48]
55 Skit - Crepuscular (from West London Empath) [03:29:01]
56 Malo - Suffermore (from Suffermore) [03:33:10]
57 OBESØN - Enemy (from Enemy) [03:37:51]
58 Sung - Overizer (Remaster) (from Overizer EP (Remaster)) [03:40:35]
59 MVEJIMV - fatigue (from fatigue) [03:44:35]
60 Von Kaiser - Future Sight (from Animals) [03:49:39]
61 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Time (from Vice) [03:53:02]
62 Essenger - Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton) (from Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton)) [03:58:54]
Monday Aug 09, 2021
Monday Aug 09, 2021
PERVERTS!!! As you listen to this, I am packing up my things and loading them into a truck as I'm about to move back to my home state of Jersey. About this edition, since I'm leaving for the other side of the country a day before the birthday of a dear departed friend (which I hadn't planned on; I'd originally intended to leave around August 14th), I found myself with quite a lot of songs once I decided to combine the two playlists I'd prepared, so we're back to the original longer lasting Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope you all like it better this way. I prefer longer playlists, but I also know how precious a commodity attention is nowadays. Anyway, I won't be announcing all the artists, tracks and album titles (mostly for time's sake), but all the information is right below. Also, I won't be including video links until considerably later this week, if not sometime next week. I know you all must be absolutely devastated by the news, but I promise you, this too shall pass. Anyway, press play and enjoy yourself some exquisitely fucktacular aural sex!
01 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from KnowSleep)
02 KnowSleep - Slight Attendant (from KnowSleep)
03 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down)
04 Wax Tailor - Que Sera Sera (from Tales Of The Forgotten Melodies)
05 DJ Magic Mike & Infiniti - 2001 (from Mixed Live @ Las Vegas, mixed by DJ Baby Anne)
06 Dave Matthews Band - The Space Between (from Everyday)
07 Beats Antique - Beauty Beats (from Collide)
08 Kosheen - Hungry (Bent Remix) (from Ambient Lounge Vol. 8 (Disc 2))
09 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from The Understanding)
10 Journey - Be Good To Yourself (from Raised On Radio)
11 George Carlin - Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])
12 Imogen Heap - Loose Ends (from Speak For Yourself)
13 Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (from Modjo)
14 Patrick Bryze & Jim Tonique - Better World [Part 1] (Horney United Solarium RMX) (from Better World [Part 1] Single)
15 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (from Twice In A Blue Moon)
16 Slipknot - Dead Memories (from All Hope Is Gone)
17 Henry Rollins - Kalifornia Dreaming (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
18 Fort Minor - Where'd You Go? (feat. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga) (from The Rising Tied)
19 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
20 Tool - Parabol (from Lateralus)
21 Tool - Parabola (from Lateralus)
22 Linkin Park - What I've Done (from Minutes To Midnight)
23 Marilyn Manson - Running To The Edge Of The World (from The High End Of Low)
24 Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (from Save Tonight Single)
25 Atreyu - Creature (from A Death-Grip On Yesterday)
26 Creature Feature - Such Horrible Things (from The Greatest Show Unearthed)
27 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul)
28 Ed Rush - G-Force Jesus (from Travel The Galaxy)
29 Graeme Revell - Lament For A Lost Son (from The Crow: City Of Angels Original Score)
30 Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (feat. Blue) (from Greatest Hits 1970-2002 (3 Disc Special Edition))
31 Ralphie May - Tips For Your Acid Trip (from Girth Of A Nation)
32 Mitch Hedberg - Canal Smarts (from Do You Believe In Gosh?)
33 George Carlin - Bullshit Advertising In Food Words (from 40 Years In Comedy)
34 The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
35 Green Day - Whatsername (from American Idiot)
36 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show)
37 Foggy - Come... (Into My Dream) (from Best Of Trance Vol. 3)
38 Andain - Beautiful Things (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
39 Kate Ryan - Désenchantée (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
40 Rollins Band - Disconnect (from Weight)
41 DJ Signify - Where Did She Go? (feat. Buck 65) (from Sleep No More)
42 Green Day - Homecoming: I. The Death Of St. Jimmy / II. East 12th St. / III. Nobody Likes You / IV. Rock And Roll Girlfriend / V. We're Coming Home Again (from American Idiot)
43 Insane Clown Posse - I'm Coming Home (from Riddle Box)
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Dearest perverts, sadly, we lost a titanic talent of the metal world last week. As many of you already know, I’m referring to Joey Jordison, formerly and most notably of Slipknot. He was a drummer for them, but he was a musician extraordinaire, playing guitar, bass, drums, percussion (which are technically drums, but can mean other things too) and even doing vocals for his side-project Murderdolls. He actually played guitar for one of his first bands called The Have Nots, too. I would actually recommend checking out havenots.net to read some interesting and not-too-widely-known history about both Joey’s and Paul Gray’s time with that group. They’re actually a punk band, and as cool as they may ever have been, I’m glad that Slipknot ultimately won out between the two.
Anyway, did you know he also played drums on Otep’s album House of Secrets? 5 tracks: Warhead, Sepsis, Hooks & Splinters, Nein and Self-Made. Did y’all know he filled in for John Dolmayan from System of a Down? What about the time he filled in for Lars from Metallica? How ‘bout when he played with Ministry at Wacken in 2006? Dude’s been all over the place. He also played/recorded drums for 3 additional bands after his departure from Slipknot called Sinsaenum, VIMIC and Scar The Martyr, and he remixed, produced, arranged, etc. The man’s got credits, lemme tell ya. Joey was a phenomenal musician, and y’all about to find out exactly what I mean.
As is the case with all my All-Star Series editions, I do a deep dive into the careers of whichever musician(s) I happen to be spotlighting, and this one is certainly no exception. That said, the only stuff I could find of Joey’s super early band called Modifidious is random shit on YouTube, and I don’t want to subject anyone to stuff that low quality if I can avoid it. I’m curious about it, but I’m a freak. Most people can’t/won’t hang with demo-quality stuff even if they really love a band, and it’s totally understandable. Anyway, again, the group’s called Modifidious if you’re curious as I am. Obviously, the majority of this edition will be Slipknot tracks because that’s where he did all his most memorable work, but I did my best to include the best of everything else I could get my hands on. I know we had a metal edition last week, but I obviously wasn’t anticipating this happening, and I felt compelled to do this. Slipknot’s been one of my favorite bands for over 20 years. They’ve been a huge inspiration for me creatively, and Joey Jordison certainly played an enormous part in making Slipknot what they are today.
With all that said, let us yojne the fuck out of all this fucktacular music, and carry his memory however far we may go ourselves, even well on through future generations.
01 Slipknot - Drum Solo (from 9.0: Live (Disc 1)) [00:01:57]
02 Slipknot - (Sic) (from Slipknot) [00:05:55]
03 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [00:09:15]
04 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:13:08]
05 Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [00:16:30]
06 Slipknot - Welcome (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:20:10]
07 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [00:23:24]
08 Slipknot - Disasterpiece (from Iowa) [00:26:59]
09 The Have Nots - Forget Yesterday (from Forgetting Yesterday & Beating You With Kindness (1996 Demo)) [00:32:07]
10 Sinsaenum - Death Is the Beginning (from Echoes of the Tortured (Deluxe Version)) [00:34:12]
11 Slipknot - Prelude 3.0 (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:38:29]
12 Slipknot - The Blister Exists (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:42:26]
13 Slipknot - Wait And Bleed (from Slipknot) [00:47:44]
14 Scar The Martyr - Dark Ages (from Scar The Martyr (Deluxe)) [00:50:11]
15 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [00:56:56]
16 Slipknot - .execute. (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:00:24]
17 Slipknot - Gematria (The Killing Name) (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:02:13]
18 Slipknot - The Heretic Anthem (from Iowa) [01:08:12]
19 Murderdolls - 197666 (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [01:12:18]
20 Necrophagia - Stitch Her Further (from Harvest Ritual) [01:14:35]
21 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot) [01:19:55]
22 Slipknot - Three Nil (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:23:32]
23 Slipknot - Sulfur (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:28:19]
24 Sinsaenum - Repulsion for Humanity (from Repulsion for Humanity) [01:32:53]
25 Roadrunner United - Annihilation by the Hands of God (from The All Star Sessions) [01:37:53]
26 Slipknot - Psychosocial (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:43:20]
27 Slipknot - Iowa (from 9.0: Live (Disc 2)) [01:47:59]
28 Slipknot - Duality (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:54:36]
29 VIMIC - Fail Me (My Temple) (from Fail Me (My Temple)) [01:58:47]
30 Murderdolls - My Dark Place Alone (from Women And Children Last (Special Edition)) [02:04:02]
31 Slipknot - Gently (from Iowa) [02:06:59]
32 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot) [02:11:50]
33 Slipknot - Purity (from Slipknot) [02:12:35]
34 The Have Nots - Character Assassins (from Forgetting Yesterday & Beating You With Kindness (1996 Demo)) [02:16:44]
35 Murderdolls - Homicide Drive (from Women And Children Last (Special Edition)) [02:18:42]
36 Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded]) [02:21:57]
37 Slipknot - Before I Forget (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [02:23:58]
38 Slipknot - Dead Memories (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [02:28:36]
39 Slipknot - Tattered & Torn (from Slipknot) [02:33:05]
40 Sinsaenum - Final Resolve (from Repulsion for Humanity) [02:35:58]
41 Murderdolls - I Love To Say Fuck (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [02:40:40]
42 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [02:45:05]
43 Slipknot - Liberate (from Slipknot) [02:49:44]
44 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [02:52:46]
45 Otep - Nein (from House Of Secrets) [02:55:08]
46 Murderdolls - Mother Fucker, I Don’t Care (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [02:59:18]
47 Slipknot - The Nameless (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [03:02:11]
48 Slipknot - Vendetta (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:06:39]
49 Slipknot - Child Of Burning Time (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:11:50]
50 Scar The Martyr - Last Night on Earth (from Scar The Martyr (Deluxe)) [03:16:53]
51 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:25:15]
52 Slipknot - Skin Ticket (from Iowa) [03:29:41]
53 Slipknot - Scissors (from Slipknot) [03:36:21]
54 Slipknot - Eeyore (from Slipknot) [03:44:46]
55 Slipknot - ’Til We Die (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:50:42]
Monday Jul 26, 2021
Monday Jul 26, 2021
Dearest perverts, since last we saw the Osmium, it has snuffed out all light and life in the universe. We do not even exist there anymore. These words you’re hearing are not really words being spoken by anyone, but auditory hallucinations that pass by us all like so many insects within the unfathomably dense collective consciousness of the Grand Osmium. Don’t try to make sense of it. Our pitiful human minds cannot comprehend the Osmium. All we can do is serve its will. This is world peace because we were too weak to realize it ourselves. This tranquil nonexistence, floating in an endless ocean of possibility or lack thereof, this is that which we wrought. The beauty of nothing, the ugliness of everything, these truths are evident within the Osmium. Perhaps it shall create new life in its image, perhaps there are already other universes looking on at us gripped in fear that theirs will be devoured as well. Only time will tell, and until then, let us yojne the fucking silence…
HAH! Fuuuuuuck that! Emo-motherfuckin’-goddamn-sonofabitch-clew to the Osmium-13: The Universal Tranquility of Nonexistence Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Not going to ramble on too heavily this week ‘cause the Osmium’s plenty heavy enough, and we’ve got a little over 5 fuckin’ hours worth of it. The new to old shit ratio is about 60/40. Is that even a ratio? Probably not. You know what I fuckin’ mean though. Goodest of great Satan’s snatch drippings, we have so many fuck-nomenal tracks in store for us, especially the Sonseed track. Keep your ears open for it, ‘cause it’s gonna set your life on fire in the night that’s full of knives when you’re wearing black leather under the full moon with Satan. Dragon Sound knows about nights filled with knives, and fighting cocaine-trafficking ninjas, and friendship. Keep your genitals gaped for that one, too.
Any artists whose names appear multiple times on this edition should NOT, I repeat, NOT be slept on. That’s just fuckin’ rude, and beds are way more comfortable anyway. Plenty of single serving tracks on here that deserve your attention as well, however. What else are you doing with it, anyway? What, capitalism got you down? Too busy sellin’ your soul to survive? Well, totally understandable, but until then, we can bang our fuckin’ heads until our demons fall out our ears. Demons or blood, doesn’t matter. Just crank this shit to 11 and fuckin’ YOJJJJJJJNEEEEEEE!!!!
01 Alpha Wolf - A Quiet Place to Die (from A Quiet Place to Die) [00:02:04]
02 Excrementory Grindfuckers - Back In Anal Territory (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen (Finish, scene flashes)) [00:04:28]
03 Alter Bridge - Cry Of Achilles (from Fortress) [00:05:17]
04 Metalocalypse: Dethklok - Awaken (from The Dethalbum) [00:11:44]
05 Amaranthe - Army Of The Night (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [00:15:16]
06 Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills (from The Number Of The Best) [00:18:14]
07 Iron Savior - Raise the Flag of Metal (from Skycrest) [00:22:03]
08 FEVER 333 - BITE BACK (from WRONG GENERATION) [00:26:33]
09 Kayzo, Sullivan King, Papa Roach - DOMINATION (from DOMINATION) [00:29:41]
10 Deftones - Genesis (from Genesis) [00:32:24]
11 Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend (from https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8) [00:37:38]
12 Tallah - Friend Like Me (from Friend Like Me) [00:40:25]
13 Nervosa - Guided by Evil (from Perpetual Chaos) [00:43:05]
14 Poppy - Scary Mask (feat. FEVER 333) (from Scary Mask) [00:46:32]
15 Within The Ruins - Devil In Me (from Black Heart) [00:49:30]
16 Soilwork - The Nothingness and the Devil (from A Whisp Of The Atlantic) [00:53:00]
17 Lucifena - Luci In The Sky (from Intoxicated / Luci In The Sky) [00:58:28]
18 Fit For A King - God of Fire (feat. Ryo Kinoshita) (from The Path) [01:01:10]
19 Raging Speedhorn - Hand Of God (from Hard To Kill) [01:04:29]
20 Qoiet - saw BONES (from saw BONES) [01:07:10]
21 Troldhaugen - CRISPr Me Baby One More Time (from Idio+syncrasies) [01:09:36]
22 Atreyu - Strange Powers Of Prophecy (from Baptize) [01:13:01]
23 Atreyu - Save Us (from Baptize) [01:14:01]
24 Death Tour - D*E*S*T*R*O*Y (from D*E*S*T*R*O*Y) [01:16:16]
25 Sullivan King - LOUD (feat. Jason Aalon from FEVER 333) (from LOUD (feat. Jason Aalon from FEVER 333)) [01:17:51]
26 Ghostemane - Anti-Social Masochistic Rage [ASMR] (from ANTI-ICON) [01:21:18]
27 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE - Corey Feldman Holocaust (from IWRESTLEDABEARONCE) [01:24:31]
28 Igorrr - Paranoid Bulldozer Italiano (from Spirituality and Distortion) [01:28:34]
29 Bring Me The Horizon - Dear Diary, (from POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR) [01:32:16]
30 Architects - Discourse Is Dead (from For Those That Wish To Exist) [01:34:58]
31 VCTMS - What Doesn't Kill You (from Vol. IV Numb the Ache) [01:38:38]
32 SWARM - Vengeance (from Vengeance) [01:40:25]
33 Dragon Sound - Tough Guys (from Miami Connection OST) [01:43:39]
34 Amaranthe - Strong (feat. Noora Louhimo) (from Manifest) [01:47:01]
35 Berried Alive - The Pun-Isher (from Fuego) [01:50:02]
36 Anaal Nathrakh - Libidinous (a Pig with Cocks in Its Eyes) (from Endarkenment) [01:54:14]
37 Kittie - Looks So Pretty (from Until The End) [01:58:30]
38 Fear Culture - Fake It (from Fake It) [02:03:51]
39 Powerwolf - Undress to Confess (from Call of the Wild) [02:07:04]
40 Converge - Under Duress (from The Dusk In Us) [02:10:30]
41 Alleviate - Die for Me (from Die for Me) [02:14:12]
42 Battle Beast - Resurrection By Erection (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [02:18:00]
43 Gama Bomb - She's Not My Mother, Todd (from Sea Savage) [02:21:42]
44 WuW - Voir En Même Temps L'humour Et La Tragédie, En Toute Chose, À Chaque Instant (from Voir En Même Temps L'humour Et La Tragédie, En Toute Chose, À Chaque Instant) [02:24:01]
45 Yunalesca - From Halfway Down (from From Halfway Down) [02:31:37]
46 Terror - Don't Need Your Time (feat. Jesse Barnett) (from Sink to The Hell) [02:35:12]
47 Sylosis - Calcified (from Calcified) [02:37:26]
48 M.O.B., We Are PIGS - BLOOD DIAMOND (from BLOOD DIAMOND) [02:41:18]
49 Berried Alive - Blood Orange (from Blood Orange) [02:45:33]
50 Caspian - Wildblood (from On Circles) [02:50:25]
51 LONELYOUTH - Mouth Full of Glass (from Floating in a Negative Space) [02:57:09]
52 WARGASM (UK) - Spit. (Hyper's Deconstruction Remix) (from Spit. (Hyper's Deconstruction Remix)) [03:01:07]
53 Meshuggah - Monstrocity (from The Violent Sleep of Reason) [03:04:54]
54 IMMERSE - With You (from With You) [03:10:54]
55 DevilDriver - You Give Me a Reason to Drink (feat. Simon Blade Fafara) (from Dealing with Demons I) [03:13:58]
56 Kataklysm - Focused to Destroy You (from Unconquered) [03:17:51]
57 SWARM, Hairitage - Abarimon (from Abarimon) [03:20:58]
58 Fear Factory - Recode (from Aggression Continuum) [03:23:25]
59 Between The Buried And Me - Fix The Error (from Fix The Error) [03:29:09]
60 Lamb of God - Hyperthermic / Accelerate (from Lamb of God (Deluxe Version)) [03:34:10]
61 Anaal Nathrakh - Thus, Always, To Tyrants (from Endarkenment) [03:38:11]
62 Car Bomb - Lights Out (from Meta) [03:40:43]
63 Greyhaven - Echo and Dust Pt. I (from Empty Black) [03:44:54]
64 Exanimate - Grey State (from Grey State) [03:49:07]
65 Rob Zombie - The Eternal Struggles of the Howling Man (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [03:53:00]
66 Nekrogoblikon - The Many Faces of Dr. Hubert Malbec (from Welcome to Bonkers) [03:57:13]
67 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [04:00:15]
68 Icreatedamonster - Snake In The Garden (Special Edition) [feat. Misstiq] (from Snake In The Garden (Special Edition) [feat. Misstiq]) [04:04:27]
69 mildrage - Silent spear (from ROM) [04:08:48]
70 August Burns Red - Icarus (from Icarus) [04:12:40]
71 Finntroll - Vid Häxans Härd (from Vredesvävd) [04:16:16]
72 Dir En Grey - T.D.F.F. (from 朧 (Oboro)) [04:20:16]
73 Tallah - No One Should Read This (from Matriphagy) [04:23:12]
74 Mors Principium Est - A Day for Redemption (from Seven) [04:27:55]
75 HEALTH, Tyler Bates - ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno) (from ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno)) [04:32:55]
76 VCTMS - The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined (from The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined) [04:37:21]
77 The Amity Affliction - All My Friends Are Dead (from All My Friends Are Dead) [04:40:43]
78 Hatebreed - Dig Your Way Out (from Weight of the False Self) [04:44:26]
79 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [04:46:39]
80 Screams Of Syrens - A New Era (from A New Era) [04:49:53]
81 Forgetting The Memories - The Solstice Rebirth (from The Solstice Rebirth) [04:54:22]
82 Dark Tranquility - Transient (from Moment) [04:58:05]
83 pg.lost - Suffering (from Oscillate) [05:02:09]
84 Charlie Day - Dayman (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S4E13) [05:07:57]
Monday Jul 19, 2021
Monday Jul 19, 2021
Up the fuck’s what, motherfuckerinos and motherfuckerinas?! Cum well to the 7th installment of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Oh, sweet cream of Satan’s Canadian snatch have I got some lovely treats in store for us this week, but before we get to that, I suppose we gotta get to this. For anyone somehow not in the know, Entranced is just… trance. Fuck you, I don’t have to be clever all the time. More than trance though, I’ve included a number of its subgenres (even though trance itself is a subgenre).
Thus, we have hard trance, J-trance, chillout, psytrance (even psycore, which I just discovered last fucking night and I already adore), melodic, progressive, instrumental, vocal, even a fuckin’ EDM cover (which normally wouldn’t be that notable except that it’s an EDM cover of another EDM song). I also wanted to share a little strangeness with y’all. So, there are a number of tracks in this edition that I’ve played before, but I tried to find as much new stuff as I could in the time I allotted myself. One of the older tracks is called Winter by DT8 Project. What’s strange about that? Well, sit the fuck down and I’ll tell you.
As I was compiling tracks for this edition, Winter comes on randomly as I’m skimming through a playlist. Cool, I didn’t even know that track was on Spotify. It’s been a while since I’ve even thought about that track, but I remembered playing it on my podcast once (and only once). An hour or two later, I’m checking Facebook memories. Turns out that 5 years ago to the day, I posted the last podcast before my near 3 year hiatus, an edition simply called Fuck Summer. Get it, Fuck Summer, a track called Winter, a whole bunch of winter-related tracks? Hah! Fuck you, you didn’t think of it. Anyway, this Fuck Summer edition was the only edition I ever played that Winter track on. Pretty fuckin’ strange coincidence, if ya ask me. This is where shit starts to reach, but guess what year Winter was released? 200-fuckin’-5. 2005, 5 years ago?! Nothin’?! Ahh, fuck it.
Anyway, aside from that weirdness, I also threw in a current DT8 Project track ‘cause apparently he’s still makin’ music, and it’s pretty nice. Seven Lions, Trivecta and Au5 (or A-U-5, whichever pumps your crank) are making surprising appearances on here. They’re far better known for their dubstep jams, and you’ll definitely hear some dubstep around the end of Trivecta’s song. Anyway, fantastic shit and keep an ear out. That psycore genre I mentioned? You’ll hear what I’m talking about in the tracks Paranubis and Interdimensional. I’m pretty sure it’s not fast enough to be considered speedcore, so think of it as psychedelic hardcore. Basically, trippy and fast as fuck, boiiii!
Also, in case anyone’s curious, the sample used in the Nicholson and Quake track called Life’s A Dream is a sadly departed comic named Bill Hicks. He was talking about what a positive story about doing drugs might sound like since all we ever hear about are the negative ones. Phenomenal man right there, and if you’re unfamiliar with him, treat yourself to some research. I would venture a guess that Bill Hicks may have inspired some of Carlin’s divergence into edgier material from the 80s to the 90s. Who knows, though? Maybe I’m full of shit and Carlin inspired him, or maybe both are true. I dunno, that’s why I called it a fuckin’ guess. People ought to leave greater margins for error than they typically do these days with their hot takes on Twitter ’n’ shit. That’s actually the full name of the site. Did you know that? Not a lot of people know that.
Okay, sorry for that. I’m still working through the trauma of the past 5 years. I’ma just up the fuck shut now so we can yojne. K? Potassium to you too, muthafucka. Yooooojneeeee!
01 Adam Taylor - Time Flies (feat. Claire Willis) (from Time Flies) [00:02:40]
02 kors k - No Regrets (from Massive Circlez 4) [00:10:53]
03 BT, Matt Fax, Nation Of One - Walk into the Water (Craig Connelly Extended Remix) (from Walk into the Water (Craig Connelly + Toby Pearce Remixes)) [00:15:19]
04 Sheridan Grout, Mark Bester - Under Water (feat. Julia Ross) (Extended Mix) (from Under Water) [00:22:58]
05 Omnia - Massive (Extended Mix) (from Massive) [00:29:28]
06 Infected Mushroom, Xerox - Gravity Waves (Infected Mushroom 2017 Remix) (from Return to the Sauce) [00:34:04]
07 Elysian - Moonchild (Trivecta Remix) (from Water EP (The Remixes)) [00:42:29]
08 Audiopathik, Bombax - Interdimensional (from Star Beings) [00:46:28]
09 NWYR, FLRNTN, W&W, Darius & Finlay - InterGalactic (from InterGalactic) [00:52:42]
10 Fahjah - Far From Home (SR) (feat. Emma Chatt) (from EP pt. 1) [00:55:24]
11 Nicholson, Quake - Life's A Dream (from Life’s A Dream) [00:59:29]
12 i_o - Castles In The Sky (Extended Mix) (from Castles In The Sky) [01:06:34]
13 Omnia - Arcanum (Extended Mix) (from Arcanum) [01:12:29]
14 Hallucinogen - LSD (Astral Projection Remix) (from Goa Classics Remixed) [01:16:55]
15 Nicholson, Paul Skelton - Serenity (from Reverent) [01:25:33]
16 DJ Tiësto - Sweet Things (feat. Charlotte Martin) (from Elements Of Life) [01:32:02]
17 Alex M.O.R.P.H., Aimoon, Northern Storm - Mission Control (Extended Tech Mix) (from Mission Control) [01:37:15]
18 Bizzare Contact - Collision (Indra Remix) (from Collision (Indra Remix)) [01:44:13]
19 Zombic, DJ 9oh - Energy (from Energy) [01:51:43]
20 Giuseppe Ottaviani - Glowing In The Dark (from Glowing In The Dark) [01:54:24]
21 Dennis Sheperd, Roger Shah, Adam Is A Girl - We Are One (Extended Mix) (from We Are One) [01:57:58]
22 DT8 Project - Who Knows For How Long (Extended Mix) (from Where We Go From Here Pt. 2) [02:05:23]
23 Van Der Karsten - In Between (Extended Mix) (rom In Between) [02:11:46]
24 Paralocks, Anubis - Paranubis (from Star Beings) [02:15:53]
25 Astral Projection, DJ Jorg - Kabalah (Shivatree Remix) (from Kabalah) [02:22:15]
26 Ferry Corsten, Gouryella - Orenda (from Orenda) [02:31:31]
27 Mandragora - Shiva Style (Phanatic, Berg Remix) (from Back Catalog (Radio Edits)) [02:36:07]
28 Nicholson - Chainsaw (from Reverent) [02:39:43]
29 Marc Aurel - Running (Elucidus Extended Remix) (from Running (Elucidus Remix)) [02:46:17]
30 Ramin Arab - Hope For Freedom (Extended Mix) (from Hope For Freedom) [02:53:52]
31 DT8 Project - Winter (feat. Andrea Britton) (Original Vocal Mix) (from Winter) [02:59:21]
32 Signum - Flashback (Mix Cut) (from The Tidy Lockdown Annual) [03:07:10]
33 Armin van Buuren, Rising Star - The Voice (feat. Cari) (Extended Mix) (from The Voice) [03:12:43]
34 Rene Ablaze - The One (feat. Sarah de Warren) (Extended Mix) (from The One) [03:19:13]
35 Somna - Secret (feat. HALIENE) (Chillout Mix) (from Secret) [03:25:42]
36 Ferry Corsten - Bloodstream (feat. Ruben de Ronde) (Extended Mix) (from Bloodstream) [03:29:19]
37 Seven Lions - Rush Over Me (feat. HALIENE) (Seven Lions 1999 Extended Mix) (from Rush Over Me (Seven Lions 1999 Remix)) [03:35:46]
38 Omnia - Eternity (Extended Mix) (from Eternity) [03:40:59]
39 Ferry Corsten - Our Moon (feat. Lovlee) (Protoculture Remix) (from Our Moon (Protoculture Remix)) [03:45:22]
40 GXD - Sail (feat. Elle Vee) (ReOrder Extended Remix) (from Sail (ReOrder Remix)) [03:49:18]
41 Seven Lions - Worlds Apart (feat. Kerli) (Seven Lions 1999 Extended Mix) (from Worlds Apart (Seven Lions 1999 Remix)) [03:54:34]
42 Au5 - Was It You (feat. HALIENE) (Taylor Torrence Remix) (from Was It You (feat. HALIENE) (Taylor Torrence Remix)) [04:01:04]
43 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:05:38]
44 Filo & Peri feat. Eric Lumiere - Anthem (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition ’08)) [04:09:39]
45 RAM, Susana, Tales Of Life - You Are Enough (Extended Mix) (from You Are Enough) [04:17:20]
46 Gareth Emery - You'll Be OK (feat. Annabel) (Giuseppe Ottaviani Remix) (from You’ll Be OK) [04:24:45]
Monday Jul 12, 2021
Monday Jul 12, 2021
What in the actual, tangible, non-fungible fuck is up, dearest perverts and preveretties?! Clew-to-the-muthafuckin’-emo upside-down, backwards & inside-out to the 7th installment of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What are “newwwwwds?!” Simply put, you complex-ass motherfucker, just some new shit I heard recently. Actually, I do have a number of throwbacks from many, MANY moons prior, but they’re still new to this podcast as far as I know. Anyone who was into trance music in the late 90s and early aughts ought to know this artist. If not, well boy-girl-rainbow-unicorn-howdy do you have a treat comin’ to you.
Speakin’ of treaties, let’s discuss ‘em, sweeties:
1. I suppose the fact that there’s a lot of liquid drum’n’bass on this edition is appropriate considering the amount of rain we’ve been getting around the northeast. I’m sure most of y’all have seen the viral video of the flooded subway by now. Let me just say, I think the only thing that would get me even considering dipping a toe in that nauseatingly toxic stew is a written, signed, notarized agreement of transfer of all funds from the bank accounts of Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, basically every billionaire so that I could give the money back to the people. Basically, HELL TO THE FUCK NAW! GET THE ACTUAL, THEORETICAL, METAPHYSICAL & FUCKIN’ QUANTUM FUCK UP ON OUT OF HERE AND OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF! Mothafuckas must be out they goddamn minds trudging through that disease-ridden muck to get to what, your job? How the fuck you showin’ up to work after doing that? More to the point, what the fuckdoodle makes you think the trains are even running?! Muthafucka, those trains stop for all sorts of reasons that don’t include suddenly trying to run aquatically. Fuckin’ Jason Momoa gonna come out of the sludge with extra limbs, glowing and shit, all to propel you to your shitty fuckin’ office job? Even if you’re goin’ to your house or apartment, wouldn’t most sane people just take a fuckin’ stroll instead?! Even if it’s a 50 block stroll just to avoid even being within noseshot of that putrid mess? Holy fuck, hail a passing gondola or somethin’. Are gondolas gonna be exclusive to the rich as NYC goes underwater in the coming years? Is Manhattan gonna be the American Venice? Fuckin’ sigh, all this shit is avoidable. I guess the only question remains to be will we have the willpower, people power, fuckin’ Assassin’s Creed power to actually avoid it? I dunno, anyway…
2. The Pharoah Sanders track called, “Prince of Peace,” was a random find from The Sopranos, believe it or not. My roommate and I are watching through the series to get hyped for the Saints of Newark movie. The track is goddamn arrestingly hilarious. You’ll hear what I mean, but the way it’s used in the show is even more hilarious. It’s just Tony’s sister Janice driving down a neighborhood road and pulling into the driveway, but she’s bumpin’ this jam, and it sounds so outlandishly bizarre; it’s just extra hilarious because it reminds me of myself when I’d bump Halber Mensch by Einstürzende Neubauten out my car. That, and the number of times I played some difficult to ignore music in bars. I know I’m a dick for doing that, I accept it, I just goddamn fucking hate bars and I wish people would stop submitting to such tired (not to mention potentially dangerous and expensive) social rituals when far safer, cheaper and more intimate gatherings can be held within residences. If not, shit, there are still concerts, museums, theatrical performances, conventions, there are so many better (or at least less lazy) ways to meet people than fucking bars. I dunno, maybe I’m just a poopy-pants fuckin’ weirdo. Anyway…
3. Just in case y’all into deathcore and haven’t yet heard of this group called VCTMS, I included 3 of their jams this week. I’ve played them numerous times since I discovered them in 2019, and I haven’t heard a bad track since. Then again, I’m me, and I try to find something to like in just about everything I listen to. That’s not to say that every track is share/podcast-worthy. On the contrary, I’d say ⅔ to ¾ of the stuff I hear just ends up in my personal Recent Likes playlist or I just pass it by altogether like a bland Tinder. Like I’ve said on previous editions, I don’t bother putting anything on these podcasts that isn’t at least a 4.5 or 5 out of 5 stars in my opinion. Mayyyyybe a 4 every once in a blue moon, but there’s no accounting for taste. Ya know? Quality is subjective. Anyway, moving on…
4. I’m mad at myself for forgetting to include The World Over on my Pride podcasts last month. The singer of that group is fuckin’ phenomenal, and she actually just got married. My roommate and I saw them back innnn late 2019 (I think?) when they opened for Otep. Good heavens, my oh me, what a fuckin’ show. Even though it was at Dingbatz (I fuckin’ hate it there), such a fantastic night. Anyway, yeah, definitely keep your ears open for that track.
5. Little Big did a cover of Backstreet Boys’, “Everybody,” and it was too goddamn hilarious to exclude. My favorite part is the sheep sample used to substitute for the “yeeeahs” in the background. Kinda hearkens back to how I felt about pop music in general when I was younger. I’ve softened on it over the years, but I still see it as one of the fast foods of music, if that makes any sense. Anyway, if you’re unfamiliar with Little Big, do yourself a ginormagantic fuckin’ favor and look into them, especially their videos on YouTube. I most highly recommend Hateful Love. That song fills me with warm fuzzies.
6. Pretty solid amount of trance on this one, as well. It really goes to show that shit continues to happen in many, many artists’ lives well beyond when you stop keeping up with them. I used to be much more plugged in to trance and stuff when I was first getting into it, and I still love it to death. I will rave with some glowsticks all fuckin’ night. Gimme a pair when I’m fuckin’ 80 and I’ll wave those motherfuckers ‘round ’til my goddamn hip breaks, fuck outta here. I know, fuckin’ 80, right? That’s a fuckin’ laugh. It’s fun to dream. Anyway, yeah, the artist that I was talking about in the beginning of the intro issssss…. fuckin’ Ayla! That’s right, I actually dug that deep in the crate, so to speak. It started from the Luke Bond track called, “Last Goodbye,” which led to the Ben Nicky & Luke Bond remix of the song, “Ayla,” originally by the artist of the same name (of course), which then led to my browsing Ayla’s Spotify page and finding some awesome singles and comps I had no idea about until last night. You see how much fuckin’ fun it can be just goin’ down a rabbit hole? Or branchin’ out? Expanding your fuckin’ horizon? I dunno, you pick the fuckin’ metaphor. Doesn’t take much effort, and you can discover cool shit you might never have otherwise realize existed. I don’t know about y’all, I fuckin’ live for that shit. I’ve got a few other reasons too, but discovering & learning new shit are big ones.
7. The track by carolesdaughter called, “please put me in a medically induced coma,” holy hell… I love the lyrics and overall feel of that track. I loved the track title immediately, but I had no idea she’d actually use it in the chorus, and she did it really well, too. Definitely keep your tender ear sphincters receptive for that one.
8. The artist untrusted who did the downtempo lo-fi-ish cover of WAP a few editions back, they made another appearance this week with an instrumental cover of Never Gonna Give You Up. I honestly think I might want that played at my funeral. I would love to posthumously make people laugh, and I think that would be great towards that end. Hah, that end. Get it? I know, I’m dark as fuck. That’s just the life that chose me. What can I do?
9. Nope! No nine here either! Fuck nines like fork tines in flick lines & strychnine, mothafucka! I dunno, shut up.
10. Berried Alive’s the fuckin’ shit. Recognize. Also, yyyyyyyyyojne!
01 Death Tour - D*E*S*T*R*O*Y (from D*E*S*T*R*O*Y) [00:05:45]
02 Little Big - Everybody (Little Big Are Back) (from COVERS) [00:07:20]
03 VCTMS - What Doesn't Kill You (from Vol. IV Numb the Ache) [00:09:55]
04 Blaine Stranger, Voicians - Sirens (from Sirens) [00:11:42]
05 Bear Grillz, Five AM, BLUPILL - End Of The World (from Rest In Peace EP) [00:15:35]
06 carolesdaughter - please put me in a medically induced coma (from please put me in a medically induced coma) [00:18:37]
07 The Prodigy - Breathe (feat. RZA) [Liam H and René LaVice Re-Amp] (from Breathe (feat. RZA) [Liam H and René LaVice Re-Amp]) [00:21:41]
08 Vitas - 7 Element (Blblbl Festival Club Extended Remix) (from 7 Element (Blblbl Remixes)) [00:24:10]
09 Deftones - Ceremony (WHOKILLEDXIX Ceremonial Version) (from Ceremony (WHOKILLEDXIX Ceremonial Version)) [00:27:39]
10 Yunalesca - Main Character Complex (from The Amalgamation of Human Apathy) [00:29:34]
11 William Black, Thomas Laurent - Only One I Need (feat. HALIENE) (from Only One I Need) [00:33:03]
12 Berried Alive - The Pun-Isher (from Fuego) [00:36:26]
13 Kai Wachi - Muscleville (from MUSCLEVILLE EP) [00:40:42]
14 Ayla, Yel - Sun Is Coming Out (Ayla's Uplifting Mix) (from Ayla Presents Yel - Sun Is Coming Out, Vol. 1) [00:42:59]
15 GRiZ, ProbCause, Chrishira Perrier - Rainbow Brain (from Rainbow Brain) [00:51:27]
16 Feint - Silent Light (from Silent Light) [00:55:48]
17 L.A.O.S - Bright Lights (from Bright Lights / Give Me) [01:00:13]
18 Kotori - Death from Above (from Birdhouse) [01:04:26]
19 Tom Morello, The Bloody Beetroots - Lightning Over Mexico (feat. Ana Tijoux) (from The Catastrophists EP) [01:08:02]
20 Jarren Benton, FastLane Trap - Appalled (from Appalled) [01:12:05]
21 Void Stare, Dav Dralleon - Annihilation Dogma (from Annihilation Dogma) [01:14:47]
22 Blanke - Survive (w/ Luma) (from Survive (w/ Luma) [01:18:19]
23 M-Project, DJ Dynamax - Feel Your Body & Mind (from Feel Your Body & Mind) [01:22:01]
24 Ghastly - Creep It Real (from The OG EP) [01:26:20]
25 Enduser, Metalogue - Polychrome Shadow (from Network’s Edge) [01:29:17]
26 We Butter The Bread With Butter - 20 km/h (from 20 km/h) [01:37:45]
27 Access To Arasaka - Cynosure (from Orbitus) [01:40:54]
28 Figure - Pixel Riddim (from Pixel Riddim) [01:45:28]
29 Tom Morello, The Bloody Beetroots - Radium Girls (feat. Pussy Riot, The Last Internationale, Aimee Interrupter, White Lung) (from Radium Girls) [01:48:02]
30 Sub Focus - Airplane (Culture Shock Remix) (from Airplane (Culture Shock Remix)) [01:51:48]
31 S.P.Y - Alpha Centauri (from Alpha Centauri) [01:56:09]
32 The Algorithm - Segmentation Fault (from Segmentation Fault) [02:01:05]
33 Pharoah Sanders - Prince of Peace (from Izipho Zam (My Gifts)) [02:05:32]
34 NGHTMRE, Alexandar Smash - Speak Easy (feat. Ghostlo) (from Speak Easy (feat. Ghostlo)) [02:14:17]
35 Nelver - Time Forward (from Time Forward) [02:17:59]
36 Ayla - Ayla (Ben Nicky & Luke Bond Remix) (from Ayla) [02:23:13]
37 TheFatRat - Hiding In The Blue (feat. RIELL) (from Hiding In The Blue) [02:27:31]
38 High Contrast, BIM - Arcadia (Dillinja Remix) (from Notes_from_the_Underground_2.0_Remixes.zip) [02:31:08]
39 Essenger - Plague Doctor (from Plague Doctor) [02:36:52]
40 S.P.Y - Darkmttr (from Darkmttr EP) [02:39:41]
41 Telomic - Paro (from Paro) [02:44:53]
42 Kotori - Hummingbird (feat. Synthion) (from Birdhouse) [02:48:56]
43 M-Project, DJ Dynamax - Hope (from Feel Your Body & Mind) [02:54:00]
44 Hyper - Control (from Control) [02:57:53]
45 L-Side, DRS - No Sound (Dogger & Mindstate Remix) (from No Sound (Dogger & Mindstate Remix)) [03:01:35]
46 Texas, Wu-Tang Clan - Hi (UNKLE Reconstruction) (from Hi (UNKLE Reconstruction)) [03:06:46]
47 Dibyo, Alan Watts - REFLECTION (from REFLECTION) [03:15:27]
48 Purrple Cat - Wanted (from Adventure Island) [03:17:45]
49 Marcin Patrzałek - Chopin Nocturne (from Chopin Nocturne) [03:21:18]
50 BT, Matt Fax - 1AM in Paris (Paul Thomas & Dylhen Remix) (from 1AM in Paris (Paul Thomas & Dylhen Remix)) [03:25:43]
51 Andrew Rayel, Tensteps, RUNAGROUND - Carry You Home (Ashley Wallbridge Remix) (from Carry You Home (Ashley Wallbridge Remix)) [03:29:03]
52 Ayla - Angelfalls (2011 Rewire) (from Unreleased Secrets) [03:32:44]
53 Bear Grillz - Thoughts Of You (feat. Peytn) (from Thoughts Of You) [03:37:01]
54 QUIX - Make Up Your Mind (feat. Jaden Michaels) (from Make Up Your Mind (feat. Jaden Michaels)) [03:40:01]
55 The World Over - Shallow (from Shallow) [03:43:38]
56 Maduk - Alone (feat. Marianna Ray) (from Alone) [03:47:33]
57 Minnesota - Desolation Peak (from Desolation Peak) [03:51:38]
58 VCTMS - Pull From The Hurt (from Pull From The Hurt) [03:55:20]
59 Lex the Hex Master - Highway of Heartbreak (from Highway of Heartbreak) [03:58:04]
60 Kayou. - Soundscape to Ardor (Bleach) (from Anime Trap Beats) [04:00:15]
61 Mik, The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi) (from Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi)) [04:02:20]
62 VCTMS - Numb The Ache (from Vol. IV Numb the Ache) [04:05:16]
63 Seven Lions, Trivecta, Blanke - Wild And Broken (feat. RBBTS) (from Wild And Broken (feat. RBBTS)) [04:08:03]
64 untrusted - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [04:12:00]
65 Luke Bond, BOND - Last Goodbye (from Last Goodbye) [04:14:27]