Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-01-13 (All-Star Series: Nostalghia Edition)

• January 13th, 2020

Gorgeous perverts! Emo-fuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series: the Nostalghia Edition! Yes, this is another one centered on a female artist, because my All-Star Series podcasts up until late 2019 was all male. Totally unintentional, and frankly I’m fuckin’ ashamed of it, but I’m making up for it now, goddamn it!


Okay, so who is Nostalghia? Fuck, if you haven’t heard me yammer the fuck on about her on this podcast yet, I don’t know under which rock you’ve been living. I’ve played her songs countless times since I began this podcast back in 2012, but up until 2019, there wasn’t really enough material to make up a full edition. At least, not a full edition as I define it, which is somewhere over 2½-3 hours. Sorry if that’s too fuckin’ long for you, but you’d be surprised how quickly that time flies when you’re focused on something other than the goddamn clock.


Anyway, I digress yet again. Let me just read to you from her bio on her website, because I think it does her far better justice than even I ever could:










Pretty fuckin’ awesome, right? Check out her Spotify bio:


“Handwritten love letters. A long conversation with a stranger on the subway. Strolling down the Boulevard gazing up at the autumn leaves. Getting lost. Happy accidents. This is a forgotten time… a forgotten place. The romance of tangible, human contact, the sentimental notion of not being tied to your phone, to your social media feed, to your avatar. Have we all forgotten how to be human? Have we forgotten the notion of Romance? Or is #romance just another hashtag, another Wikipedia entry, another google search, another Tinder swipe? Nostalghia says it best: ‘I am bringing romance back into the tangible world. I want the world to fall in love with what it truly means to be human.’”


Fucking wonderful, in my opinion. I hope you agree. Nostalghia is an artist I would recommend to fans of Fiona Apple, Björk, Tori Amos and the like. Pretty much any particularly soulful female artist, ‘cause she could stand confidently next to any of them even though she’s a relatively newer artist compared to those mentioned. Speaking of which, because she’s relatively new, she deserves our fuckin’ support! Don’t just listen to this edition and hope she tours around your town sometime soon. Go to her webstore and buy some stuff. It’s all very reasonably priced, especially the stuff that’s autographed. Her brand Gorgeous Creature, which is named after one of the songs on Imagō (or vice versa), includes hand-crafted altar pieces, sacred stone jewelry, skincare products, therapeutic oils, all sorts of stuff. I think you might even be able to book what’s known as a metamorphic ritual consultation with her, too. I read about that somewhere on one of her social media outlets a little while ago and I’ve actually considered doing it, hardened skeptic though I am.


What else can I say about this lady? Well, the first time I heard about her was from an article published in LA Weekly in which she and her bandmate Roy Gnan talked about listening to their own music while tripping on mushrooms, and being thoroughly frightened. Of course, I was immediately intrigued, so I went on the internets and found her video for Cool For Chaos, and… FUCK! You’re gonna hear the song in just a bit, but FUCK! If that song doesn’t stick with you for a while, I don’t know. You might be actually dead. You might literally be a lifeless fuckin’ corpse. Even zombies would give it up for that track. In fact, I’m going to include the links to all her music videos next to the appropriate tracks in the tracklist. I haven’t bothered doing that in a while, and I actually should’ve done that for Otep too, so I guess I suck. I’m sorry! I just thought of it now. Ah well, I’m sure you’ll get over it.


What else? What else? Hmmm… Oh! Some of you motherfuckers might know her from John Wick 2! That scene where John goes to kill that lady in the club? The band that’s performing in that scene is Nostalghia! Did they kill it or what?! I was fuckin’ giddy during that scene, especially since I’ve never seen them live. They actually toured with Chino’s Crosses back in mid-2014, but I missed that for… reasons. To be honest, I don’t know how I dropped the ball on that one, because that should’ve been pinging on my radar somethin’ ferocious. That’s like a dream show right there. Anyway, yeah, she also lent her vocals to a Seven Lions track called Serpent of Old that played during the credits of Letterkenny S6E1. I actually knew the track before I saw the episode, and we’ll be hearing that one a little later. If you motherfuckers haven’t seen Letterkenny, fucking watch it. You won’t be sorry. Seven Lions is a melodic dubstep artist that I’ve played plenty of times on this podcast, too. You ought to remember seeing his name.


Anyway, a few audio nerd things to cover before we commence ze yojne:


1. Nostalghia has an album before Chrysalis, which was claimed to be her debut. An album and an EP, actually. The album is called I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch, and the EP is the Cool For Chaos EP.


2. Two tracks from I Am Robot… and two tracks from Cool For Chaos actually ended up on Chrysalis. Those tracks are You + I, I Am Robot…, Homeostasis and Cool For Chaos. Curiously, however, the former 3 tracks are each 20 seconds longer on their original releases than they are on Chrysalis. I guess Roy and Nostalghia felt like the tracks could use some trimming.


3. The track on Chrysalis called Homeostasis is actually called Homeostasis, Got My Gun on the original Cool For Chaos EP. To be honest, there’s a curious lack of information about her first two releases available on the internet. I’m not sure if they were/are trying to bury those releases for some reason, but they did/do exist, and I have physical copies.


4. If you sign up for her mailing list on her website, you can get an unreleased demo of her cover of Lovesong by The Cure. I suggest signing up simply because supporting this woman is the right thing to fuckin’ do, but she did great work with the cover too, and we’ll be hearing that a little later on as well. Actually, in the ID3tag for the song, it says Starshine in the album field, and there’s a track called Starshine on the B-Sides for the Brokenhearted EP. Perhaps Starshine is an upcoming album title? Perhaps it’s since been scrapped? I don’t fuckin’ know, but it’s got me curious.


Also, also, unrelated to Nostalghia but something that I mentioned I’d mention if I figured it out, that track from last week’s edition called Diary by Free The Robots… I did know it. It was one of the last tracks on disc 2 of a mix CD set that Sunny Rae made for me back in 2009. I’m actually quite surprised it came around again like that, and I had a sneaking suspicion that’s where I knew it from, so I put it near the end where I usually put the tracks that put me in mind of her. Put, put, Putty McPutPut.


Anyway, with.all.that.fuckin’.said.and.finally.fuckin’.over.with, do you know what fuckin’ time it is? That’s right. It is time, to yojne.



01 Nostalghia - Cool for Chaos (from Chrysalis & Cool for Chaos EP) {Video:} [00:07:45]


02 Nostalghia - Sunshiny Milk (from Chrysalis) {Video:} [00:12:17]


03 Nostalghia - Hallelujah (from Wicked Woman) [00:15:12]


04 Nostalghia - Imagō (from Imagō) {Promo video:} [00:16:54]


05 Nostalghia - God Be You (from God Be You) {Video:} [00:21:28]


06 Nostalghia - Golden Horse (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [00:26:08]


07 Nostalghia - Who You Talkin’ To, Man? (from John Wick OST) {Lyric video:} [00:30:02]


08 Nostalghia - I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch {Live video:} (from Chrysalis) [00:34:38]


09 Nostalghia - Take Me To Your Leader (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [00:38:34] (*WTF?! Totally unintended timecode flip there, haha*)


10 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) {Lyric video:} [00:42:22]


11 Nostalghia - Pink Skinned Reptilian: The Fallen Pillar (Poetry 1) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [00:47:02]


12 Seven Lions - Serpent of Old (feat. Ciscandra Nostalghia) (from Serpent of Old (feat. Ciscandra Nostalghia)) [00:49:19]


13 Nostalghia - Plastic Heart (feat. Tyler Bates & Joel J. Richard) (from John Wick: Chapter 2 OST) {Lyric video:} [00:55:52]


14 Nostalghia - MechANICal (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [00:58:31]


15 Nostalghia - Between The Bars (Elliott Smith cover) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [01:02:22]


16 Nostalghia - They Don’t Love You for Your Mind (from Wicked Woman) [01:04:50]


17 Nostalghia - Nervosa Rex (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [01:08:27]


18 Nostalghia - Something In The Way (Nirvana cover) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube and The Following S2E10: “Teacher’s Pet”) {Video:} [01:12:44]


19 Nostalghia - Gorgeous Creature (from Imagō) [01:14:46]


20 Nostalghia - Be My Man (Demo) (from B Sides for the Brokenhearted, Vol. 1) [01:19:29]


21 Nostalghia - Heroin (from Wicked Woman) {Video:} [01:24:17]


22 Nostalghia - Opium Honey (Demo) (from B Sides for the Brokenhearted, Vol. 1) [01:27:58]


23 Nostalghia - Lovesong (The Cure cover) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube and joining the mailing list on [01:31:39]


24 Nostalghia - I Belong to You (Demo) (from B Sides for the Brokenhearted, Vol. 1) [01:36:03]


25 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) {Video:} [01:42:01]


26 Nostalghia - I’d Still Kill You (from Chrysalis) [01:48:25]


27 Nostalghia - Sue, I Cide With You (from Cool for Chaos EP) [01:52:02]


28 Nostalghia - Love Is A Suicide (from Imagō) [01:55:42]


29 Nostalghia - Love Will Make Me Insane (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [01:59:33]


30 Nostalghia - You + I (from Chrysalis) {Video:} [02:03:28]


31 Nostalghia - Fool (feat. Tyler Bates) (from John Wick: Chapter 2 OST) [02:06:55]


32 Nostalghia - Color Me Alive (from Imagō) [02:09:49]


33 Nostalghia - Homeostasis (from Chrysalis) [02:14:39]


34 Nostalghia - Drug Lord (from Cool for Chaos EP) [02:18:35]


35 Nostalghia - Lonely Angel (from Imagō) [02:21:16]


36 Nostalghia - Pink Skinned Reptilian: Sharks (Poetry 2) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [02:26:20]


37 Nostalghia - Invisible Monsters (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [02:32:40]


38 Nostalghia - Naked As a Hand (from Chrysalis) [02:37:55]


39 Nostalghia - Nicoqueen (from Imagō) [02:41:36]


40 Nostalghia - Stockholm Syndrome (from Chrysalis) [02:45:22]


41 Nostalghia - Linger (*NOT a Cranberries cover, mind you*) (from Wicked Woman) [02:49:30]


42 Nostalghia - Meek (from Chrysalis) [02:53:17]


43 Nostalghia - Nicholas (from Imagō) [02:56:55]


44 Nostalghia - Chrysalis (from Chrysalis) {Promo video:} [03:01:45]


45 Nostalghia - Green Light (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [03:06:27]


46 Nostalghia - Wake Up (Arcade Fire cover) (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [03:10:39]


47 Nostalghia - Slow Fade (Demo) (from B Sides for the Brokenhearted, Vol. 1) [03:13:46]


48 Nostalghia - The Poetic Purge Session 1 (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [03:18:15]


49 Nostalghia - Bi-Polar Nation (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch) [03:20:28]


50 Nostalghia & DannyDidit - Their Smiling Faces Want To Take You Home (from NostalghiasCorridor on YouTube) {Video:} [03:29:44]


51 Nostalghia - Starshine (Demo) (from B Sides for the Brokenhearted, Vol. 1) [03:34:38]


52 Nostalghia - Liminal (from Imagō) [03:39:52]


53 Nostalghia - The End (from Chrysalis) [03:43:12]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-01-06 (New Music for a New Decade Edition)

• January 6th, 2020

Happy fuckin’ New Year, perverts, pervettes and everything between and beyond, including unicorn folk! Emo-fuckin’-clew to the New Music for a New Decade Edition! Doesn’t get much more obvious than that, does it? Each one of these tracks is new in some way: both the artist and track are new to both me and this podcast, just the track is new to both, or the track is only new to this podcast. There’s only one of those, and that’s the track by Marc Rebillet (not sure how to pronounce that ‘cause I’ve never heard it pronounced and haven’t looked it up yet). It’s a track called Look at That Ass, he has a video for it, and the dude is just such a fuckin’ character. I think those of you with a sense of humor will yojne it. I truly can’t believe I haven’t put him on this podcast yet, but here he finally is.


Also, I would swear I’ve heard the Free The Robots song somewhere before, but I’m almost certain that one is new to this podcast too. If I figure it out, I’ll mention it in the intro to next week’s edition if I remember to do so. Anyway, since the title of this week’s edition is self-explanatory, and also because it’s currently 7:45 A-fucking-M and I’m exhausted, I won’t yammer the fuck on as I usually do. Quick thanks to everyone who watched my video blog I made for New Year’s. I really appreciate the feedback I got on it, and especially the time you all spent listening to me go on and fuckin’ on like that. One last thing before we yojne, however…



01 Morgue - Donald Trump Is A Fucking Cunt (from [00:01:10]


02 Foreign Beggars, Feed Me - 24-7 (from 2 2 Karma) [00:04:33]


03 GRAVEDGR - WARDOGZ (feat. City Morgue) (from WARDOGZ) [00:07:00]


04 Afu-Ra - Rise Up (feat. Lyricson) (from Rise Up) [00:09:25]


05 Virtual Riot - Show Up (feat. Virus Syndicate) (from German Engineering EP) [00:12:54]


06 Chali 2na, The Funk Hunters - Get Involved (feat. Defunk) (from Get Involved (feat. Defunk)) [00:17:08]


07 Reverse Engineering - Heart Juice (feat. Diyala) (from Schemers) [00:20:56]


08 GAWNE - Death to Mumble Rap (feat. Mac Lethal, Futuristic & Crypt) (from Death to Mumble Rap) [00:25:27]


09 Black Sun Empire, State of Mind - Kill That Noise (from The Violent Five) [00:30:21]


10 Blackguard - By My Hand (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Storm) [00:35:03]


11 Drumsound & Bassline Smith - Violator (from Drumsound & Bassline Smith Present: TECH 100, Vol. 2) [00:39:34]


12 Mouthe - Let The Boy Live (from NUVO) [00:44:43]


13 Aero Chord - Burning (feat. Bianca) (from The Sound) [00:47:51]


14 Hadouken! - Oxygen (Gemini Remix) (from Oxygen (EP)) [00:52:08]


15 Truth - Grampian (feat. Stylust & Sgt Pokes) (from Mushrooms) [00:56:44]


16 NGHTMRE - Aftershock (Boombox Cartel VIP) (from Aftershock (Boombox Cartel VIP)) [01:01:17]


17 Alaclair Ensemble - Mets du respect dans ton bac (from Mets du respect dans ton bac) [01:05:22]


18 Extra Terra - Neural Link (from Neural Link) [01:08:47]


19 Onyx - Love of Money 96 (from Cold Case Files 2) [01:12:02]


20 Alex, Tokyo Rose - Beasts (from Akuma II) [01:16:52]


21 Craig Connelly - Spires (from Spires) [01:20:07]


22 Aero Chord - The Sound (from The Sound) [01:27:46]


23 Marc Rebillet - Look at That Ass (from Marc Rebillet) [01:31:17]


24 HIGHSOCIETY - Give You More (from Give You More EP) [01:34:14]


25 Idealism - cold door handles (from nobody else ep) [01:38:25]


26 Lyrics Born - Before and After (from Later That Day…) [01:40:43]


27 Strawberry Girls - Shadown Of The Moon (feat. Sarah Glass, Jenna Fournier & Kathleen Delano) (from Italian Ghosts) [01:45:19]


28 Minnesota - Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix) (from Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix)) [01:50:18]


29 Zeds Dead, Subtronics - Bumpy Teeth (from Bumpy Teeth) [01:54:14]


30 LICK - DIMENSION (from DIMENSION) [01:58:24]


31 Snareskin - Swiggity (from Swiggity) [02:01:47]


32 Gramatik, Big Gigantic - Better Believe It Now (from Better Believe It Now) [02:05:15]


33 Polyphia - Goose (from The Most Hated) [02:10:13]


34 Kool Keith - Super Hero (feat. MF DOOM & L'Orange) (from Super Hero) [02:14:20]


35 invention_ - Kwerk (from Parables Volume Two) [02:18:47]


36 Deathpact - Suspect (from Cipher Two) [02:22:04]


37 Kvmo, Alias - Control (from Control) [02:24:12]


38 Downlink - Tiger (from Triphekta EP) [02:27:30]


39 Kelpe - Margins (from Margins) [02:33:02]


40 Calvertron - The Grid (from The Grid EP) [02:36:47]


41 Kodak To Graph - Iamanthem (from Isa) [02:40:40]


42 Ruby My Dear - 7C0 (from Ginkgo) [02:45:12]


43 Stonebank - Ripped To Pieces (feat. EMEL) (VIP) (from Ripped To Pieces (feat. EMEL) (VIP)) [02:50:39]


44 Stabbing Westward - Crawl (from Dead and Gone) [02:54:30]


45 Free The Robots - Diary (from Free The Robots EP) [02:58:08]


46 Break Science - Guiding Light (from Grid of Souls) [03:02:04]


47 SPEECHLESS - Keep On Going (from Keep On Going) [03:05:20]


48 Sleeping At Last - Love Is All Around (from Love Is All Around) [03:07:46]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-30 (2019 Favorites Edition)

• December 30th, 2019

What’s up, fuckers?! Guess what the fuck we’ll be hearing this week, as if you couldn’t and/or didn’t already by the name of the fucking edition?! Ex-fuckin’-actly. Wait, hang on. Welcome!.. I mean, Emoclew! You’re tuned the fuck in to Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex, which I’m sure you already fuckin’ knew, ‘cause you’re just a fuckin’ genius like that. All that fuckin’ crammed the fuck into one fuckin’ sentence… Mmmm, hehe, was it good for you, too? I figured.


Anyway, this is obviously a collection of my favorite tracks from this year. A retro-fuckin’-spective to further appreciate the journey ahead of us all in 2020. I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I’ve got some big things in the works. One of which will be happening right before (or shortly right after) the new year dawns at midnight. I’m not tellin’! You’re just gonna have to keep your eyeballs fuckin’ peeled to my various social medias.


So, there isn’t much I can say about this collection. It definitely took me longer than I’d anticipated to compile. Yeah, ‘cause I actually put thought and emotion into this fuckin’ shit. Imagine that, right? Also, it’s just a little over 5 hours again. I KNOW! Fuck you, okay? I know I’m too much. Fuckin’ have a sandwich in the middle or something. Fuckin’ take a nap, take over Honduras, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t expect you to listen to the whole thing in one sitting. I don’t even expect you to be listening to me yammering on right now. I don’t expect jack shit from y’all. I just do this because I’m clearly fuckin’ insane, and there’s something worthwhile on an existential level about the mere attempt to share beauty with other members of your species, even if it completely fails over and over (which I happen to know that it doesn’t, and I’m indeed very grateful for that).


These songs mean a lot to me for various reasons, and I would gladly explain each and every one, track by track, if anyone were ever that curious. Mostly though, I’m going to be the one bumpin’ this shit harder than anyone. At least until I return to the silence, but I have no plans for that. I have plans for my life, ‘cause for the first time in fucking years, I’m actually excited to be alive. It really hit me on my birthday last year, but I needed to sort some more bullshit out in my head. Mental spring cleaning, if you will. I suggest you all do that in the new year if you haven’t already done so.


One thing I would really appreciate is if you paid attention to the second track. It’s by an artist named Dabin, remixed by an artist named Trivecta, and it really means a lot to me. Even if you don’t care for the style of music, I bet the lyrics will resonate with you on some level.


Anyway, enough of all this fuckin’ chatter. I will see you all on New Year’s and beyond, and in the meantime…







01 Wax Audio - The People (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [00:02:04]


02 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (Trivecta Remix) (from Wild Youth (The Remixes)) [00:03:42]


03 omarr - Good Morning (from Good Morning) [00:07:41]


04 Little Big - Skibidi (from Antipositive, Pt. 2) [00:09:45]


05 Sigma - Good Times (feat. Ella Eyre) (from Life (Deluxe)) [00:12:26]


06 Noisestorm - This Feeling (from This Feeling) [00:16:06]


07 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:20:13]


08 The Prodigy & Pendulum vs. Beastie Boys - Voodoo Sabotage [by The Kleptones] (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 30) [00:23:26]


09 Ho99o9 - Splash (from United States of Horror) [00:27:54]


10 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [00:30:43]


11 Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (from <|º_º|>) [00:32:43]


12 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - In the Name of Breakcore (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [00:36:26]


13 Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend (from [00:38:45]


14 Slipknot - Unsainted (from We Are Not Your Kind) [00:41:26]


15 Poppy - Scary Mask (feat. FEVER 333) (from Scary Mask) [00:45:28]


16 Catnapp - Down in the Basement (from Break) [00:48:26]


17 Excrementory Grindfuckers - For Whom The Shit Rolls (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen (Finish, scene flashes)) [00:52:03]


18 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [00:53:41]


19 Day Method - Challenge Accepted (from Silence Departed) [00:57:13]


20 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake CD1) [01:00:55]


21 Billie Eilish - my strange addiction (from WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?) [01:00:56]


22 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:03:51]


23 Charles Bukowski - The Genius Of The Crowd (from Uncensored (1 of 2)) [01:07:01]


24 Claude McLin - Jambo (from Jambo/Jambo (Instrumental)) [01:09:21]


25 Drunkformer - Drunky Bot (from [01:11:45]


26 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [01:15:23]


27 HBz - Namah Shivaya (from Namah Shivaya) [01:20:09]


28 Omnia - CYBERPUNK (Extended Mix) (from CYBERPUNK) [01:23:08]


29 FLINT - Aim4 (from Device 1) [01:27:45]


30 David Cross - And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… (from Oh, Come On) [01:30:41]


31 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [01:37:43]


32 Chime - Interdimensional (feat. Ace Aura) (from Interdimensional EP) [01:41:29]


33 We Butter The Bread With Butter - Klicks. Likes. Fame. Geil! (from Klicks. Likes. Fame. Geil!) [01:44:52]


34 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [01:48:28]


35 Snow Tha Product - “Holy Sh!t” (from “Holy Sh!t” - Single) [01:52:28]


36 Cast of Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist! (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [01:54:01]


37 Igorrr - ieuD (from Savage Sinusoid) [01:56:25]


38 Eyedea & Abilities - Paradise (from E&A) [02:00:17]


39 Nostalghia - Heroin (from Wicked Woman) [02:06:48]


40 Insane Clown Posse - You Should Know (from The Marvelous Missing Link (Lost)) [02:10:34]


41 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [02:14:56]


42 Netsky vs. Marilyn Manson vs. Narcotic Thrust vs. Pink - Narcotic Pink Shit Heart [CjR Mix] (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 43) [02:18:33]


43 Labrinth - Still Don’t Know My Name (from Euphoria (Original Score from the HBO Series) [02:23:54]


44 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [02:26:25]


45 Josh A & Iamjakehill - Suicidal Thoughts (from Better Off Dead) [02:32:06]


46 VCTMS - Sick // Tired (feat. Devin MacGillivray) (from Vol. II Inside the Mind) [02:34:58]


47 Twiztid - sick mind (from Generation Nightmare) [02:37:20]


48 Heilung - Othan (from Futha) [02:41:25]


49 Karkaos - Kolossòs (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Children of the Void) [02:51:38]


50 Raleigh Ritchie - Time in a Tree (from Time in a Tree) [02:55:51]


51 Jack White - Love Interruption (from Blunderbuss) [02:59:32]


52 Jinsang - Moonlight (from Gratitude.) [03:02:02]


53 j’san - i’m in love with u, sorry (from i’m in love with u, sorry) [03:03:18]


54 Washington - The Falling (from There There) [03:04:44]


55 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:09:10]


56 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:12:39]


57 High Contrast - Days Go By (2019 Mix) (from Days Go By) [03:16:07]


58 Excision - Home (feat. Dion Timmer) (from Apex) [03:20:17]


59 Home - Nights (I Wish I Could Be There) (from Odyssey) [03:24:07]


60 Seven Lions, Wooli, Trivecta - Island (feat. Nevve) (Sullivan King Remix) (from Island (feat. Nevve) (Remixes)) [03:27:06]


61 The Black Queen - The End Where We Start (from Fever Daydream) [03:31:31]


62 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:35:24]


63 Thom Yorke - Unmade (from Suspiria (Music for the Luca Guadagnino Film)) [03:39:11]


64 Chromatics - Into The Black (from Kill For Love) [03:43:32]


65 David García Díaz, Andy LaPlegua - Shadow (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [03:48:44]


66 Sub Focus - Turn Back Time (Metrik Remix) (from Turn Back Time) [03:50:55]


67 Delta Heavy - Ghost (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [03:54:58]


68 Mike Shinoda - Over Again (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:59:01]


69 Azedia - Something (from Something) [04:02:46]


70 Ferry Corsten - Piece Of You (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [04:09:10]


71 LSB - Missing You (feat. Tyler Daley & DRS) (from Missing You) [04:13:35]


72 Shogun - Find Me (feat. Tania Zygar) (from Find Me) [04:20:39]


73 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [04:28:02]


74 Spring Awakening Cast - Those You’ve Known (from Spring Awakening (2006 Broadway Cast Recording)) [04:31:40]


75 Shirobon - Born Survivor (from Back Tracking) [04:36:05]


76 Virtual Riot - Alive (feat. Lisa Rowe) (from There Goes Your Money) [04:41:03]


77 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (from Be Alright (feat. EMEL)) [04:45:00]


78 Otep - Be Brave (from KULT 45) [04:49:53]


79 Tristam - Till It’s Over (from Till It’s Over) [04:52:36]


80 Harris Cole - Game over! (from Game over!) [04:56:58]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-23 (Our Gloriously Random Universe Edition)

• December 23rd, 2019

We-he-hell, shit on me backwards and call me a neon banana! Welcome, perverts, pervettes and everything between and beyond whether anti- or pro-pronoun, to the Our Gloriously Random Universe Edition! As you may have (likely not cared to) guess, this will be another one of those non-genre-specific editions where I fuckin’ pontificate for way too fucking long in the intro, and then play a bunch of seemingly random shit with which you jive-ass honkies can only moderately vibe. To be perfectly frank, even though that’s not my fuckin’ name and never will be, these editions are some of my favorite to make because they represent my listening habits far more accurately than any of the ones with particular themes. Why?


Well, whereas many allow mood to determine the music they listen to, I more often let the music dictate my mood. There are plenty of times when I do the former, but I try hard to not let myself get stuck in any one emotion for too long. Maybe part of the reason is that I used to listen to this one playlist I made called Kill Yourself quite a lot as I was dealing with all sorts of crippling depression, trying to untie my mental knots and such. It got to the point where I just got tired of hearing the same fuckin’ songs over and over and goddamn over again. The same lessons were learned over and over, same insight gained and regained, and eventually I did indeed untie those knots. Once I did though, once I got to a point of far greater clarity, I was able to put much of the negativity aside in favor of my damn near ceaseless curiosity. That enabled me to branch out, to explore with a clearer perspective, unobstructed by the same old excruciatingly mundane fuckin’ depression that had been stifling me for so many years.


These seemingly random editions are obviously not random at all. There are many different genres, of course, but they’re all part of a path I chose for myself and any of you motherfuckers who’re awesome enough to join me on my little adventures here on this podcast. There is indeed method to my madness, which brings us to the name of this edition: Our Gloriously Random Universe. Randomness is something seldom found in human endeavors, yet it is most likely how our universe came into being, and how pretty much everything has happened since. At least, in my opinion.


Let’s put it this way: if this shit is somehow actually being consciously guided, watched over, or was simply just put into motion and left to fucking drift (which seems pretty unconscionable), then there’s a lot of extra fucking space out there for us to be thinking we’re somehow special. That, and considering our very existence is under constant threat from any number of celestial catastrophes due to our damn near total lack of preparation for such matters, not to mention our own fatally neglectful and destructive activities on this planet, the notion of purpose amidst such chaos seems quaint at best.


Conversely, we can create purpose for ourselves, despite any and all randomness. Don’t get me wrong, we definitely are special in that we’ve attained consciousness, indeed, but we shouldn’t be so blinded by that to the point where we ignore the boundless fucking mysteries about which we’ve barely even scratched the surface. We’re special in that we’ve established some sort of order in an otherwise utterly chaotic universe, and even though it’s all pitifully futile on a universal scale, it serves our civilization (such as it is) well to maintain the order (to varying degrees, anyway).


I also definitely think it’s a cop out to end all cop outs to discredit ourselves for the progress we’ve made, not to mention the astounding fucking leaps in technological development, and the immeasurable beauty within each and every one of our imaginations. I think that if there actually was/is a consciousness out there, they would applaud us for using our brains in such myriad ways, and not squander such unfathomable qualities as omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, etc. on silly little creatures like us satiating their ego with nauseatingly repetitive worship.


But hey, what the fuck do I know, right? Maybe I’m wrong and I’m gonna burn in hell for all eternity for daring to question anything. Ah well. At least I experienced true beauty during my life, and much like Sisyphus (minus the hubris, deceit and such), I can (and do) feel happiness despite the maddening absurdity of everyday life, especially in this country. In fact, I more often than not find ways to embrace absurdity, to learn and create from it, and that’s one of the reasons I continue to do this little fuckin’ podcast here.


Amusing, really. I’m happy because I was happy before, thus I know I’m capable of happiness, so struggles can come and go as they please in my knowledge that even the most seemingly interminable tediousness will indeed be temporary (even if I end up dead from or in the midst of one or several of them). I do what I can to navigate them efficiently, and since I nearly entirely doubt anyone will be subjected to a literally eternal struggle like damnation, like that under which Sisyphus suffered, I have no need whatsoever to concern myself.


*fucking sigh* I imagine all this has been a total mindfuck and a how-d’ya-do kiss goodnight on the pinkie toe, whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean, but my point is simply this: embrace the randomness of the universe. Embrace the randomness, acknowledging how magnificently precious each and every moment truly is. Embrace absurdity as part of life, society, whatever, and that will help you cope with any feelings of futility you may have now or sometime in the future. “One must imagine Sisyphus happy,” right? Embrace doubt, because therein lies your license to explore! Embrace curiosity, because we only have this one lifetime to learn as much as possible, and leave some sort of legacy for whomever actually remembers us after we’re gone. Shit, this is starting to sound like a suicide note. I promise, promise, promise it’s not. I’m actually being genuinely positive, and I hope at least one of you motherfuckers appreciates it.


Oh! Oh oh oh oh oh! It’s also Festivus today, and I have some serious fucking airing of grievances to do, but I’m gonna save that shit for New Year’s. Who knows, though? Maybe I’ll feel differently next week. Know what though? Know what I won’t feel differently about? Know what I will consistently fuckin’ feel ’til my last fuckin’ breath?


Embrace. ze. yojne.



01 Home - Intro (from Odyssey) [00:05:28]


02 Whyt Rbbt - Revolution (from Revolution) [00:08:26]


03 Snails, Barely Alive - Grime Rate (from World of Slime) [00:12:07]


04 GZA - The Spark (from The Spark) [00:14:54]


05 Rusko - Squirrel Beta (from MEGARAD) [00:17:46]


06 M|O|O|N - Paris (from Moon - EP) [00:20:52]


07 Molemen - Put Your Quarter Up (feat. Slug, Aesop Rock & MF DOOM) (from Ritual Of The…Revisited & Remastered) [00:25:14]


08 Kai Wachi - SILENCE (from SILENCE) [00:28:41]


09 SWARM, I-Exist - In My Dreams (from In My Dreams) [00:31:02]


10 Chase & Status - Shut Up (feat. Suku) (Benny L VIP) (from RTRN II JUNGLE: REVISITED) [00:35:56]


11 Alla Xul Elu - We Are One (from We Are One) [00:40:11]


12 Maxim - Like We (feat. Champaz) (from Love More) [00:44:45]


13 Astral Projection - Chaos (Bizarre Contact Remix) (from Ten) [00:47:48]


14 Meshuggah - Clocks (from The Violent Sleep of Reason) [00:55:24]


15 ERIEL INDIGO - Wonderland (from Elevate - EP) [01:02:35]


16 M|O|O|N - Hydrogen (from Moon - EP) [01:06:35]


17 Venetian Snares - Posers And Camera Phones (from My So-Called Life) [01:11:25]


18 Dub FX - Run (feat. Eva Lazarus) (from Theory of Harmony) [01:16:41]


19 B-complex - Blissful Ignorance (VIP) (from Early Bird) [01:20:58]


20 Dawn Of Ashes - Guardians (from Daemonolatry Gnosis) [01:26:05]


21 Heilung - In Maidjan (from Ofnir) [01:32:06]


22 Abraxis - Old Gods (from Old Gods) [01:44:30]


23 Isorin - Sentient (Yume Collective) (from Sentient (Yume Collective)) [01:50:16]


24 Feindflug - Leitbild (from I./St.G.3 [Phase 2]) [01:53:36]


25 Doomtree - Slow Burn (from False Hopes) [01:57:35]


26 Fadex - Vivant (from Vivant) [02:01:30]


27 Memtrix - Clouds in Commune (from Clouds in Commune / Ic Yr Pain) [02:05:43]


28 RÁN - Vinda (feat. Maria Franz) (from LYS) [02:10:03]


29 Lacrima - Nessun Dorma (Full Range Mix) (from Nessun Dorma) [02:12:20]


30 VLHLL - R34ch the 5ky (from Rvens & Gh0sts) [02:20:11]


31 Helios - Bless This Morning Year (from Eingya) [02:25:12]


32 Home - Nights (I Wish I Could Be There) (from Odyssey) [02:31:05]


33 Deftones - Rosemary (from Koi No Yokan) [02:34:05]


34 Lone - Jaded (from Reality Testing) [02:40:56]


35 Little Dragon - Twice (from Little Dragon) [02:45:36]


36 Home - Decay (from Odyssey) [02:48:32]


37 Lena Raine - Little Goth (from Celeste OST) [02:52:27]


38 Gryffin, SLANDER - All You Need To Know (feat. Calle Lehmann) (from All You Need To Know (feat. Calle Lehmann)) [02:55:22]


39 Esbjörn Svensson Trio - Where We Used To Live (from E.S:T. Tuesday Wonderland) [02:59:15]


40 BT - Sunfall (from Between Here and You) [03:03:32]


41 Soulfy - When The Sun Sets (from When The Sun Sets) [03:08:14]


42 BT - 13 Angels On My Broken Windowsill (from If the Stars Are Eternal So Are You and I) [03:12:31]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-16 (Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition Vol. 3)

• December 16th, 2019

Awww yeah, bitch! Liquid Makes Me Wet as a motherfucker… who’s wet because of well, liquid, but ESPECIALLY on monday mornings, and when I’m gettin’ aural sex too?! Daaaaamn, yo. Shit be wet as fuck over here, just like liquid itself, because liquid is both wet and can wet things, because some words are just so fuckin’ cool that they can be adjectives, verbs AND nouns, and still be spelled the same… because reasons. The English language is fucking dead anyway, so do you really give 43/64ths of a fuck or 567/928ths of a shit? I didn’t think so. Fuck that fuckin’ debate alto-fuckin’-gether, and EMOCLEEEEEWWWWW!


That is fuckin’ right! Emo-fuckin’-clew to the 3rd installment of the Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! I figured 6 months was plenty of time to allow for a new installment without mass rioting, looting, economic catastrophe, etc. going down. You know, the usual stuff that happens when you perverts are dissatisfied with my decisions regarding this podcast.


I should mention though, and calm your fuckin’ chaotic-ass tits before you hear this, I did include a couple tracks from previous editions. I KNOW! I know, I’m always ranting ad fucking infinitum and ad fucking extreme nauseam about discovering new shit, expanding your horizons and want not, but these tracks have only been played a time or two before this. In my humble fuckin’ opinion, they fuckin’ deserved spots on this edition, so there they are and there you go. You’re fuckin’ welcome.


Also, much of this podcast was compiled by going back through the artists on the previous Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition and hitting Shuffle Play on their entire catalog so I could expand my knowledge on these motherfuckers. I’m not trying to be unadventurous in doing that as opposed to finding new artists; fucking nay! Verily I say unto you (or some Shakespearean shit like that), there are quite a few artists being played for the very first time on this podcast. I just also wanted to deepen both your and my (mostly my own, let’s be fuckin’ honest adults about this) appreciation for artists on whom I’m still scarcely conversant. Nothing wrong with that, and if you think there is, you can freely consume a satchel of Richards at your leisure, you cock-eyed fellow!


Couple things I want to mention before the gloriously inevitable yojnement:


1. I threw all these little bitches into Mixed In Key so that I could arrange them harmonically, and I’m absolutely fucking euphoric (haha, not really) to say that there are ZERO fucking inharmonic departures. Actually, I suppose it would be a harmonic departure, as an inharmonic departure is sort of a double negative that implies a return to harmony. Maybe I’m thinking too much about this. Maybe I’m too much. May-fucking-be, right?! Right.


2. Track 26 is by an artist named Woody (Giggity). No, not Woody Giggity; I’m referencing Family Guy, you fucktwit. Anyway, this artist named Woody… Holy fuck, what an unexpected adventure I had down that particular rabbit hole (Giggity again). You see, because Woody is (apparently) such a common artist name, Spotify has mistakenly clusterfucked together at least 7 or 8 different artists also named Woody into the same profile.  YET! FUCKING YET, if you search for Woody, it comes at you hard. (Giggi-fuckin’-ty!) Sorry, I had to. I mean, try it sometime. Countless fuckin’ artists either named Woody (and that’s it), or Woody this, or Woody that, or Woody McFuckin’Woodenstein the 24th. Anyway, that one profile with the 7 or 8 different artists had Russian hip-hop, Brazilian hip-hop, American (as far as I could tell) hip-hop, Korean adult contemporary, Liquid Drum’n’Bass (fucking obviously), Rock, Country, House, Hard Techno… like, fuck! All that fuckin’ shit behind just one name! Granted, it’s too common a fuckin’ name, and artists ought to try to be as unique as possible, but fucking wow.  Maybe I’m a total music nerd freak fuckhead idiot dorkface poophead, and I’m the only one amused by such shit, but fuck you if you don’t like it. I thought it was both amusing and interesting, so I shared.


3. The tracks called Zeros & Ones, and the placement of the track Unspoken before the track Questions are not fucking there by accident. Those things are kinda sorta fuckin’ significant to me, that is, if you’ve been paying at least a modicum of attention to my life and what I share on social media over the past decade or so. So yeah, yojne that shit good and hard for me. Or don’t. Go ahead and be a vaginacock. No explanation for that. Fucking live with it, bitch.


4. Lastly (and somewhat coincidentally), track 49 is a track called Meant to Be, and I almost didn’t include it simply because I fucking loooooooathe that phrase. If you want me to lose interest in some shit you’re saying, calling something, “meant to (or not meant to) be,” is a pretty fuckin’ direct route. That phrase implies determinism, which in turn implies moral irresponsibility (or, at least unaccountability) due to the non-existence of free will, and obviously (or, at least it should be), the existence of a conscious creator who set in motion such lovely events as your getting that promotion at your job, your finding your soulmate, and also the Holocaust, child rape and sex trafficking across the world, animal torture, systematic misery inflicted ceaselessly upon the bruised, broken and bleeding fucking backs of the destitute and just downright fucking innocent. You can’t fucking cherry pick when it comes to determinism like you silly fuckers do with your religious texts. Well, you can, because fuck me and my opinions, but you can’t do it around me and expect to hold my interest! So there! Take that! That’ll show ‘em! Anyway, yeah, it’s a great track regardless of my psychotic thoughts on the matter, so yojne the tits offa that one there.


5. Also lastly, because I clearly don’t know how, when, why, where or what to up the shut fuck, I am fucking EXHAUSTED right now. Like, eyelids pried open with toothpicks fuckin’ exhausted. I have had one of the longest fucking days in recent memory, and instead of submitting to sleep like any relatively fucking sane person might do, here I fucking am doing this podcast. I hope at least one of you perverted-ass ass-fuckers out there appreciates that to some degree.




AAAAAAND NOW, now that I can’t think of anything else to add, so I won’t…


We yojne!



01 Sigma - Good Times (feat. Ella Eyre) (from Life (Deluxe)) [00:05:20]


02 Voicians - Wasteland (from Wasteland (Deluxe Edition)) [00:08:59]


03 Champion - Crystallise (from Crystallise) [00:13:03]


04 Makoto - Wind Of Change (feat. Karina Ramage) (from Salvation) [00:17:17]


05 Monrroe - Everywhere I Go (from Everywhere I Go) [00:21:08]


06 Metrik - Cadence (feat. Reija Lee) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [00:25:39]


07 DRS, LSB - The View (feat. Tyler Daley) (from Mid Mic Crisis) [00:28:57]


08 Camo & Krooked - Broken Pieces (feat. Nihils) (Culture Shock Remix) (from Mosaik (Remixes)) [00:35:12]


09 Dawn Wall - I See You (from Ember) [00:39:15]


10 Aether - Save Me from You (feat. Veela) (from Same Me from You) [00:45:08]


11 Wilkinson - Machina (from Machina [UKF10]) [00:49:00]


12 Fred V & Grafix - Bladerunner (from Recognise) [00:53:02]


13 Ryan Oliphant - Unspoken (feat. Elle Exxe) (Muzzy & Oliverse Remix) (from Unspoken (Muzzy & Oliverse Remix)) [00:58:35]


14 High Contrast - Questions (feat. Boy Matthews) (from Night Gallery) [01:01:31]


15 ShockOne - A Dark Machine (feat. Reija Lee) (from A Dark Machine) [01:05:24]


16 Ekko & Sidetrack - Let The Light In (feat. Reija Lee) (from Let The Light In / Melt) [01:09:07]


17 Metrik - Solar (from Metrik EP) [01:12:54]


18 Sub Focus - Eclipse (from Andy C Nightlife 6) [01:16:57]


19 Etherwood - See The Sky (feat. Thomas Oliver) (from See The Sky (feat. Thomas Oliver)) [01:21:22]


20 L.A.O.S - Hush Now (from Finally) [01:26:09]


21 Pendulum - Witchcraft (John B Remix) (from Witchcraft) [01:30:48]


22 Telomic - Lies (from Compelled EP) [01:37:08]


23 Philth - Condensation (feat. Sense MC) (from Moments in Time - Part 1) [01:42:39]


24 Maduk, Diamond Eyes - Colours (from Colours / Still In Love [UKF10 x Liquicity]) [01:47:27]


25 Moleman - Blood Pressure (feat. Pipistrelle) (from Blood Pressure) [01:51:51]


26 Woody - Revelate (from Galaxy Of Dreams (Liquicity Presents)) [01:55:56]


27 Low:r - Other Side (feat. Anna Pancaldi) (from Spearhead 100) [02:01:05]


28 L.A.O.S, Riggz - Zeros & Ones (from Finally) [02:06:15]


29 Arctic Lake - Heal Me (SpectraSoul Remix) (from Heal Me (SpectraSoul Remix)) [02:13:12]


30 Delta Heavy, Muzzy - Revenge (from Only In Dreams) [02:16:33]


31 Netsky - Get Away from Here (feat. Selah Sue) (from 2) [02:20:54]


32 Chase & Status - All Goes Wrong (feat. Tom Grennan) (from Tribe) [02:24:58]


33 Fred V & Grafix, Etherwood - Forest Fires (from Recognise) [02:28:19]


34 Netsky vs. Marilyn Manson vs. Narcotic Thrust vs. Pink - Narcotic Pink Shit Heart (CjR Mix) (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 43) [02:31:38]


35 Pola & Bryson - Whisper To Me (feat. Sammie Bella) (Telomic Remix) (from Whisper To Me (Telomic Remix)) [02:36:56]


36 Aether, Sizzle Bird, Veela - Raccoon City (from Raccoon City) [02:42:09]


37 Feint - Signs (from Cloudheaded Vol. 1) [02:45:47]


38 Metrik - Electric Echo (feat. GUNSHIP) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [02:50:41]


39 Dossa & Locuzzed - My Love (feat. Misses U) (from Resonate) [02:54:43]


40 High Contrast - The Agony & The Ecstasy (feat. Selah Corbin) (from The Agony & The Ecstasy) [02:59:50]


41 Dawn Wall - Devil's Night (from Devil’s Night EP) [03:05:56]


42 Andreya Triana - Lullaby (Logistics Remix) (from Lullaby (Logistics Remix)) [03:10:19]


43 Hybrid Minds - Wasted (feat. Grimm) (from Wasted) [03:14:44]


44 Klute - Flesh Eaters (from Whatever It Takes) [03:19:08]


45 Muzzy - Worth the Lie (from Worth the Lie) [03:23:58]


46 Nelver, Indivision - Explain (from Explain) [03:28:46]


47 Silence Groove - Angelic (from Angelic EP) [03:34:34]


48 Walk:r - Blue Soul (Particle Remix) (from Skankandbass 50) [03:40:27]


49 Hybrid Minds - Meant to Be (feat. Grimm) (from Mountains) [03:45:12]


50 Camo & Krooked - Without You (from Can’t Get Enough & Without You) [03:50:14]


51 Metrik - Break Of Dawn (from Metrik EP) [03:55:43]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-09 (Rap Vs. Hip-Hop Edition Vol. 5)

• December 9th, 2019

Eeeeeemmmmmooooooccccclllllleeeeewwwww srekcufrehtom to the 5th volume of the Rap vs. Hip-Hop Edition of Monday Fuckin’ Morning Fuckin’ Aural Fuckin’ Sex! All sorts of fuckin’ up in this bitch today, but (surprisingly) nut a (w)hole lot of oral sex abutt fucking! (Yes, if you’re reading this instead of (or in addition to) listening to it, all that was said in fucking context. You’re welcome.) It’s all good though, ‘cause there are 19 fucktacular artists making their debut appearances on this podcast this week, 12 of whom I only just discovered myself this week; unless you count all the guests too, in which case it’s actually more like 41. Also, I was adamant about not using any tracks from past Rap Vs. Hip-Hop editions, because I meant what I said in the intro to the Collection edition that I put out a few months ago. That collection was meant as a retrospective to further appreciate the discoveries going forward. I did, however, include a handful of tracks from previous non-Rap vs. Hip-Hop editions I did this year and from years before. There IS actually ONE, uno fuckin’ track from one of the previous Rap vs. Hip-Hop Editions, but I’llllll neeeeverrrr tellll… aaaannnd you won’t find ouuuuuuut, becaaaaause you don’t give a fuuuuuuck. Ah well.


Believe me, perverts, I know how tempting it is to listen to shit you already know and love. I do it all the fucking time, but there’s SO, SO fucking much cool shit out there! Don’t you ever go thinking fuckin’ otherwise. Doesn’t matter how extensive your knowledge of music is, you can always learn and find some new shit to love. Doesn’t just apply to music, either. No matter how much of an expert you might consider yourself, you can always improve. ‘Cause ya know, everybody’s a fuckin’ expert nowadays. Must be fuckin’ nice. I just watched an interesting video on Youtube about that, actually, and here’s the link if you’d like to check it out: It’s about a thing called the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it goes into why stupid people go around thinking they’re smart. I can certainly think of a few people like that. Sounds worthy of a couple minutes of your precious fuckin’ time, right? I thought so. You’re fuckin’ welcome.


So yeah, the question of rap versus hip-hop has been debated in bedrooms thick with weed smoke across the nation for decades now. According to KRS-One, “Rap is something you do. Hip-Hop is something you live.” The lyrics to Dead Prez’s song Hip-Hop are all about that distinction. Countless other artists have discussed their perspectives on the issue, no doubt. It seems like my long-standing perspective of hip-hop being more about poetry and rap more about mainstream stuff and bobbin’ your head is more commonly held than my friend’s perspective which is vice versa. Not that he’s wrong or anything, and besides, we’re only talking about arbitrary names people came up with to identify sounds. Sounds and symbols to identify other sounds and symbols. You ever thought about that shit? Hmm? The whole idea of language? Fuck, I’m digressing again. My bad.


Anyway, yeah, doesn’t mean one view is superior and/or the other inferior, right and wrong, etc.; they’re just different, and both rap and hip-hop have value in certain contexts. I would say that rap grew out of hip-hop when record labels saw the buzz around it, and rap became a mutated sort of hydra because of all the money injected into it. Even though the argument could be made that rap spawned from hip-hop, they’ve both themselves spawned countless sub-genres, and people all around the world (note that I said, “around,” the world, and not, “a-flat” the world. Sorry, not sorry, B.o.B. Shit, speaking of that motherfucker, who the fuck gets into a beef with an astrophysicist? How is that even a thing? I know beefing is a staple of rap (don’t see it too much in hip-hop, likely due to the more modest egos), but seriously? FUCK! THERE I GO DIGRESSING AGAIN! MY BAD!) have embraced and are producing both of those greater genres all the time.


I feel compelled to add that if you’re unfamiliar with or unwilling to delve into music from other countries simply because you can’t understand the lyrics, I really must ask you if lyrics are so paramount to you, because I honestly have never met anyone like that. I’m a writer/poet, which means that words have been my main creative medium for decades now, and even I don’t go around looking up ALL the lyrics to EVERY song. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I understand that. After all, it’s not like we all have pocket-sized, touch-screen computers on us all the time. You know, devices that are capable of accessing virtually all human knowledge spanning the entire timeline of recorded history or anything. Oh shit! Wait! We actually do. But that’s right, you get bored easily. You can’t get down with lyrics you don’t understand, because they’re impossible to translate, and they should’ve been speaking English anyway, right? The world should adjust to you and your life because you crave convenience like junkies crave their drug of choice, right? Totally reasonable in Cheeto’s America. Are we great again, by the way? Asking for a gay, black friend of mine.


You poor, poor souls. You hopelessly, mentally-poverty-stricken, bereft-, destitute- and bankrupt-ass mother-fuckin’-fuckers. I’ll pray for you, hehe.


The rest of you gloriously curious and perverted-ass motherfuckers? You know what goddamn time it is.  Oh, you know. You don’t? Well, I’ma tell ya…









01 Diabolic - Stand By (from Liar & a Thief) [00:04:24]


02 CES Cru - Time Is Now (from 13) [00:08:41]


03 Josh A - Right Now (from Self Entitled) [00:12:13]


04 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Waiting on You (from Waiting on You) [00:15:24]


05 Onyx - Throw Ya Gunz (from Bacdafucup) [00:18:34]


06 Krizz Kaliko - Follow The Drip (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Immortal) [00:21:48]


07 The Killjoy Club - Surprize (from Reindeer Games) [00:25:15]


08 Tyler, The Creator - Trashwang (feat. Na' kel, Jasper Dolphin, Lucas., L-Boy, TACO, Left Brain & Lee Spielman) (from Wolf) [00:29:55]


09 Twiztid - Follow Me (feat. Hyro The Hero) (from Follow Me) [00:34:37]


10 Ashnikko - No Brainer (from Unlikeable) [00:38:08]


11 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c'tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:40:50]


12 Immortal Technique - Obnoxious (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [00:44:30]


13 Mac Lethal - You’re vs. Your (from You’re vs. Your) [00:49:15]


14 Tom MacDonald - Fake Fans (from Fake Fans) [00:51:25]


15 Artifacts - C’Mon Wit Da Git Down (from Between A Rock And A Hard Place) [00:55:28]


16 Kung Fu Vampire - Turnt Up (feat. Hopsin) (from Re-Animated) [00:59:31]


17 Token - Code Red (from Code Red) [01:03:01]


18 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [01:06:39]


19 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [01:10:39]


20 Headie One - 18HUNNA (feat. Dave) (Four Tet Remix) (from 18HUNNA (feat. Dave) (Four Tet Remix)) [01:13:07]


21 Mike Jones - My 64 (feat. Bun B & Snoop Dogg) (from My 64) [01:17:18]


22 Lords Of The Underground - Funky Child (from Here Come The Lords) [01:22:27]


23 Snow Tha Product - "Holy Sh!t" (from "Holy Sh!t" - Single) [01:26:52]


24 ASM (A State of Mind) - Righteous Swords (from Platypus Funk) [01:28:25]


25 Pastor & Mrs. Jim Colerick - Jesus Christ Is My Nigga (from [01:31:34]


26 Alla Xul Elu - Praise No Name (from Sci Co, Vol. 1) [01:34:06]


27 Artifacts - Wrong Side of Da Tracks (from Between A Rock And A Hard Place) [01:36:23]


28 Dark Lotus - Villainous (from The Mud, Water, Air and Blood) [01:40:35]


29 The Underground Avengers - The Six (feat. Alla Xul Elu) (from Apollyon Edition) [01:44:21]


30 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Ghost (feat. Kung Fu Vampire) (from The Casket Factory) [01:50:19]


31 Big L - Da Graveyard (from Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous) [01:54:09]


32 G-Mo Skee - Bring Em to Life (from Bring Em to Life) [01:59:29]


33 Mac Lethal - Alphabet Insanity (from Alphabet Insanity) [02:02:15]


34 Public Enemy - He Got Game (feat. Stephen Stills) (from He Got Game OST) [02:04:07]


35 Whitney Peyton - I Got It (from I Got It) [02:08:49]


36 MC Lyte - Druglord Superstar (from Gangsta Rap Classics) [02:11:39]


37 Westside Connection - Bow Down (from Bow Down) [02:15:41]


38 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. II (from The Infamous) [02:19:07]


39 Raekwon - Guillotine (Swordz) (feat. Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck & GZA (Genius)) (from Only Built 4 Cuban Linx) [02:24:30]


40 Three 6 Mafia - Just Anotha Crazy Clique (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid) (from When The Smoke Clears) [02:28:53]


41 BEAM - 95 (from 95) [02:32:46]


42 Nas - Nas Is Like (from I Am…) [02:34:44]


43 Open Mike Eagle - The Edge of New Clothes (from The Edge of New Clothes) [02:38:39]


44 Mos Def - Body Rock (feat. Q-Tip & Tash) (from Lyricist Lounge Vol. 1) [02:41:45]


45 OutKast - ATLiens (from ATLiens) [02:46:56]


46 EPMD - Symphony 2000 (feat. Redman, Method Man & Lady Luck) (from Out Of Business (Deluxe Edition)) [02:50:35]


47 Slick Rick - Children’s Story (from The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick) [02:54:38]


48 Fort Minor - Kenji (from The Rising Tied) [02:58:34]


49 Da Youngsta’s - Backstabbers (from Gangsta Rap Classics) [03:02:21]


50 Josh A - Lone Wolf Squad (from Disgrace) [03:06:08]


51 Mac Lethal - Angel of Death (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Congratulations) [03:08:22]


52 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [03:11:30]


53 Mike Shinoda - Lift Off (feat. Chino Moreno & Machine Gun Kelly) (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:15:28]


54 Epik High - 싸워 We Fight Ourselves (from EPIK HIGH - SHOEBOX) [03:19:23]


55 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:23:30]


56 Immortal Technique - You Never Know (feat. Jean Grae) (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [03:26:58]


57 Eyedea & Abilities - Infrared Roses (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [03:34:45]


58 The Underground Avengers - Exit Wounds (feat. Ajax, F-Dux, GrewSum, Jason Porter, Kidcrusher, Kung Fu Vampire, Liquid Assassin, Mars, Psycho Jesus, Ronnie Blaze, Scum, Sutter Kain, The R.O.C. & Whitney Peyton) (from Apollyon Edition) [03:36:59]


59 CES Cru - It’s Over (feat. Tech N9ne & Krizz Kaliko) (from 13) [03:45:55]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-02 (Tear Your Fuckin’ Minds Open Edition)

• December 2nd, 2019

That’s right, motherfuckers! Tear Your Fuckin’ Minds Open! Sounds painful, right? Well, I imagine it is for some. A crucial part of that process involves humility, you know, actually setting aside your Macy’s-Day-Parade-inflated-ass fuckin’ ego and realizing you maybe, perhaps, kind of, in a way or three don’t know everything about fuckin’ everything. My Mac’s dictionary defines humility as a modest or low view of one’s own importance; humbleness. Even though it’s not necessarily synonymous, I tend to associate humility with accountability and integrity. I think if a person is generally modest in regards to their importance, they’re far more likely to hold themselves accountable for their own shortcomings, especially in regards to their narrow horizons.


It’s your life, motherfuckers. I think there’s no better way to live than with a torn-the-fuck open mind, absorbing and experiencing as much as possible before it’s lights out for fuckin’ good! What, you think you’re gonna catch up on all the shit you keep putting off after you’re dead? You think, “Well fuck, as long as I’m at least somewhat of a good person, I’ll have eternity in the hereafter to read every book ever written, and watch all the TV shows and movies my friends keep raving about. Shit, and all those video games in my backlog? I’ll FINALLY have time to catch up! Man, and there’s so much music in the world. I wonder if I could do it all simultaneously as a metaphysical version of my lazy-ass self.”


Is that what you think? Heh, fuck no, of course. Maybe something close, but that shit was way too specific, and it came from MY BRAIN MEATS! NOT YOURS! MIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE! YOU CAN’T HAVE!


Nah, you can, if you want. I know you don’t, but there ya fuckin’ go anyway. I’ll tell ya, motherfuckers, one of the greatest things about atheism is the fuckin’ URGENCY with which you live; at least, in the case(s) of those who aren’t merely atheistic due to despair, be it personal, societal or somehow discretely philosophical. Or fuck, maybe a blend of all of ‘em. The point is just that if you don’t believe in any sort of god, goD, God, gods, etc. and thus don’t believe in any sort of hereafter, that means you’re on board with the idea that, “you only live once. YOLO!” (Sorry, I had to. No, I didn’t. I felt like it. Fuck you.)


Fuck it, though. You don’t need to be an atheist to live with urgency; you just need to be fuckin’ alive! Can you imagine living with the urgency of a fuckin’ mayfly?! I had to Google, “shortest lifespan,” just to make this point. Mayflies live for a mere 24 hours! Some even live for less than that! Mayflies don’t have any fuckin’ time to fuck around! Actually, that’s probably the ONLY fuckin’ thing they fuckin’ have time for: fucking! I mean procreation, of course. Fuck though, can you imagine that as your life? You’re barely through with metamorphosis, and you’re just GO! GO! GO! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! All to preserve your species, functioning solely on instinct. You think mayflies have time to piss away on silly human issues like ours? I think fuckin’ not!


Anyway, I digress, often and greatly, but in acknowledgment of (or defiance of, if you wanna be that way) that atheistic reality (which seems pretty fuckin’ likely, in my opinion), you fucking OWE it to yourself to tear your fuckin’ minds open! You OWE it to yourself (and the rest of humanity probably wouldn’t mind it either) to have humility, accountability for your shortcomings, a sense of drastic fuckin’ URGENCY for your life, and thus, a rampant fuckin’ desire to explore, to discover, to experience, to communicate, to understand and to feel the full spectrum of human emotion while you have hearts and minds to fuckin’ do so! Like I’ve said before, and likely will say countless times more, live loudly, because your entire death will be silent. What legacy you leave behind is entirely up to you, motherfuckers. I’ve been building and refining mine for decades, and I suggest ALL of you perverts do the same, because none of us know when our time will be up.


As I said to a dear friend of mine recently, we always think we have plenty of time until one day, most often without our permission, it just fuckin’ runs out. Not that it’s particularly fuckin’ profound, but it does happen to be fuckin’ true, and common sense gets less fuckin’ common every goddamn day.


For now, right this very moment, we all have one most crucially important thing to do, and that is…





01 omarr - Good Morning (from Good Morning) [00:04:01]


02 Stonebank - Lift You Up (feat. EMEL) (from Lift You Up) [00:06:09]


03 Bassnectar - I’m Up (feat. Gnar Gnar & Born I Music) (from Reflective (Part 1)) [00:11:08]


04 Twiztid, Jimmy Urine - Hungry like the Wolf (Duran Duran cover) (from Hungry like the Wolf) [00:15:40]


05 Parry Gripp - Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito (from Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito) [00:19:39]


06 BLVK JVCK, Flosstradamus - G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq) (from G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq)) [00:22:09]


07 Little Big - Rock-Paper-Scissors (from GO BANANAS) [00:24:39]


08 Seven Lions - Lucy (from Lucy) [00:27:20]


09 Day Method - Challenge Accepted (from Silence Departed) [00:31:31]


10 Notaker - The Storm (from The Storm) [00:35:10]


11 Young Spool, JAKOB - WTF (from WTF) [00:40:02]


12 Poppy - Concrete (from BLOODMONEY) [00:41:31]


13 Voicians - Wasteland (from Wasteland (Deluxe Edition)) [00:44:43]


14 Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enormous Penis (from Brontosaurus) [00:48:49]


15 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:51:31]


16 Gramatik - Muy Tranquilo (from SB3) [00:54:46]


17 CES Cru - Seven Chakras (from Constant Energy Struggles) [00:58:35]


18 Vibe Higher - Act Like You Know (from VIBEHIGHER) [01:02:34]


19 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:04:43]


20 VGR - Undertale - Dummy (from [01:07:53]


21 Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor (from Beat Box) [01:10:30]


22 Rosentwig - Imagination (from Imagination/Mind Palace) [01:16:18]


23 Washed Out - Feel It All Around (from Life Of Leisure) [01:20:03]


24 Pepper Coyote - No Cock Like Horse Cock (from Blast Radius EP) [01:23:07]


25 Drive-By - Black Dickies (from 4 the Og’s) [01:25:20]


26 Ookay - Thief (from Thief) [01:28:13]


27 Anchors Affliction - Questions (from Steadfast) [01:32:09]


28 Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin (from Bassline Kickin) [01:36:02]


29 RIOT - Overkill (from Overkill) [01:39:54]


30 Oh! the Horror - Scream! (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Scream!) [01:45:36]


31 Folamour - Jazz Session for No Future People (from Melphrenia EP) [01:49:20]


32 Apparat - DAWAN (from LP5) [01:55:32]


33 Bonobo - Migration (from Migration) [01:59:57]


34 High Contrast - Days Go By (2019 Mix) (from Days Go By) [02:05:18]


35 Oh, Sleeper - Chewing The Stitch (from Children Of Fire) [02:09:30]


36 VGR - Undertale - Death By Glamour (from [02:12:36]


37 Brassica - Ballo dei Morti (from Man Is Deaf) [02:16:27]


38 Oh! the Horror - Fuck the World (Insane Clown Posse cover) (from The Devil Made Me Do It) [02:24:17]


39 Random Forest - Fireflies (from Awakening) [02:28:01]


40 Rezz - Spider On The Moon (from Certain Kind of Magic) [02:32:59]


41 Milk & Bone - Pressure (from Little Mourning) [02:36:26]


42 LLLL - Hollow (from Hollow) [02:40:09]


43 Scattle - Remorse (from Visitors) [02:43:53]


44 Mija - that one time […] (from time stops OST) [02:47:20]


45 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [02:52:20]


46 Nostalghia - The End (from Chrysalis) [02:59:05]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-11-25 (All-Star Series: Otep Edition)

• November 25th, 2019

Perverts, pervettes, fellow tribe warriors male, female and everything between and beyond, emo-fuckin’-clew to the very first installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex to feature a female artist. It’s been way too long fuckin’ comin’, and now we’re finally here. I’m talkin’ about the motherfuckin’ Otep Edition! To be perfectly frank, it doesn’t even feel right calling Otep something as simple as a, “female artist,” because I think of her as a fuckin’ force of nature. She’s a fuckin’ hurricane, and you’re all about to find out exactly what I mean.


This woman’s words will fuckin’ raze your soul and help you build it up 10 times better than before. This woman’s been through darkness that most of us will never even be capable of imagining, and for 20 years, despite encountering resistance in so many ways, she’s been releasing albums and touring the world with her band. She’s also an author, as you might expect from the sheer depth of her poetry. She has a total of 8 books available physically and digitally through a site called, and personally, I am inexcusably behind in my collection of her works. The ones I do have are as amazing as literally all the rest of her work, so I highly recommend checking them out. She’s also now on a website called Cameo where, for a modest fee, you can have her make a personalized video message for birthdays, encouragement, etc. She’s also a voice actress with credits such as The Last of Us, World of Warcraft, Days Gone and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.


Speaking of which, although you’re about to discover this for your damn selves, her voice is fucking phenomenal. Her hellish growls could strike terror in the coldest, blackest hearts of Nazis and Trumpublicans alike, and yet she’s also got soothing, melodic vocals to comfort the most afflicted amongst us all. She’s a proud activist for veganism, LGBT rights, and humanistic justice in general. She was even nominated by GLAAD for Outstanding Music Artist.


On a more personal note, this woman, this beast, this fuckin’ king has given me fire when my whole world was fucking ice. With her assistance, even though never directly, she helped me pick myself up out of countless graves in which I buried myself to escape from people who seemed to want nothing more than to facilitate my demise. One of my greatest hopes is that I can one day pay forward the gifts she gave me through my own art or even helping her create more of hers with my audio engineering skills. Full disclosure, she was one of my inspirations for this path I chose over a decade ago.


Anyway, enough of my fuckin’ jawing. Buckle the fuck up, perverts, ‘cause some of this podcast is goin’ dark as all fuck. I promise that there’s light at the end of it all, though.


Aaaand with that, we fuckin’ YOJNEEEEE!!!!



01 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:02:28]


02 Otep - Boss (from KULT 45) [00:05:56]


03 Otep - Atom To Adam (from Atavist) [00:08:20]


04 Otep - Requiem (from House Of Secrets) [00:12:21]


05 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:15:02]


06 Otep - To The Gallows (from KULT 45) [00:18:24]


07 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:21:23]


08 Otep - Eet The Children (from The Ascension) [00:24:34]


09 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:28:16]


10 Otep - Tortured (from Sevas Tra) [00:32:13]


11 Otep - Blood Pigs (from Sevas Tra) [00:33:52]


12 Otep - Discussing Being Gifted a Fan’s Ashes (from [00:37:53]


13 Otep - Perfectly Flawed (from The Ascension) [00:39:37]


14 Otep - Rising (from Hydra) [00:43:17]


15 Otep - Apex Predator (from Hydra) [00:45:41]


16 Otep - Shelter In Place (from KULT 45) [00:51:03]


17 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [00:53:38]


18 Otep - T.R.I.C. (from Sevas Tra) [00:56:49]


19 Otep - Signals (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [00:59:50]


20 Otep - Crooked Spoons (from The Ascension) [01:03:33]


21 Otep - Smash The Control Machine (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:07:52]


22 Otep - Wake Up (Rage Against The Machine cover) (from KULT 45) [01:11:33]


23 Otep - In Cold Blood (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:16:06]


24 Otep - Ghostflowers (from The Ascension) [01:19:59]


25 Otep - Halt Right (from KULT 45) [01:24:20]


26 Otep - Generation Doom (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:26:54]


27 Otep - Fists Fall (from Atavist) [01:31:21]


28 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:35:08]


29 Otep - Hematopia (from Hydra) [01:38:24]


30 Otep - Home Grown (from The Ascension) [01:40:56]


31 Otep - Exothermic Oxidation (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [01:44:53]


32 Otep - Undefeated (from KULT 45) [01:53:21]


33 Otep - On Loud Mouth Radio (feat. MEEEEE!) (from [01:55:58]


34 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [02:00:36]


35 Otep - Seduce & Destroy (from Hydra) [02:04:04]


36 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [02:10:30]


37 Otep - Emtee (from Sevas Tra) [02:13:34]


38 Otep - Necromantic (from Hydra) [02:17:29]


39 Otep - Gutter (from House Of Secrets) [02:19:31]


40 Otep - Breed (Nirvana cover) (from The Ascension) [02:20:32]


41 Otep - Ur A Wmn Now (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:23:58]


42 Otep - Baby’s Breath (from Atavist) [02:28:11]


43 Otep - Molotov (from KULT 45) [02:35:21]


44 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:38:30]


45 Otep - Feral Game (from Hydra) [02:42:31]


46 Otep - Stay (from Atavist) [02:47:48]


47 Otep - More Fire (Deluxe Bonus Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [02:52:27]


48 Otep - Adrenochrome Dreams (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [02:55:51]


49 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (The Doors cover) (from Atavist) [03:01:57]


50 Otep - Thots (from Sevas Tra) [03:07:21]


51 Otep - Bible Belt (from Atavist) [03:11:29]


52 Otep - Feral Oracle (Bonus Track) (from KULT 45) [03:17:02]


53 Otep - I Remember (from Smash The Control Machine) [03:18:55]


54 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House Of Secrets) [03:27:25]


55 Otep - On The Shore (Jonny Dope Remix) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:33:51]


56 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:37:04]


57 Otep - Jonestown Tea (from Sevas Tra) [03:40:54]


58 Otep - Nein (from House Of Secrets) [03:50:35]


59 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets) [03:54:45]


60 Otep - Wurd Becomes Flesh (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [03:58:45]


61 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [04:14:31]


62 Otep - Crawling Up (Spoken Word Poem) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [04:19:57]


63 Otep - Be Brave (from KULT 45) [04:22:44]


64 Otep - Sirens Calling (from KULT 45) [04:25:26]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-11-18 (Chill The Fuck Out Edition Vol. 4)

• November 18th, 2019

Now we’re going to open the green door: the heart chakra. Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you. Now, keep this going, remember to breathe, and step forward through the backdoor of the room. Where does it lead? To your cave. Step forward into your cave. That’s right. You’re going deeper into your cave. You’re going to find your power animal. Sliiiiide, bitches. That’s right, I’m your power animal, and I’m emoclewing you now to volume 4 of the Chill the Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I figured we were terribly overdue for a new one of these, and it makes a nice, stark contrast to the aggression in last week’s Punk as Fuck edition. Lemme tell ya, you motherfuckers are not even remotely prepared for the quality and quantity of magnificent fucktacularity I have in store for you this week. Shit, I surprised my damn self when I finished compiling it all and saw how long it would be.


This podcast, dearest perverts, is looooooong. I’m talkin’ like, chiiiiiiiillllllll thhhhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk oooooouuuuut for 5 fuckin’ hours and 43 fuckin’ minutes long. I’m fairly certain this is the longest podcast I’ve ever made, even surpassing my memorial editions for Sunny and my father. Speaking of which, my heart goes out today to my friends Paige and Veida who both recently suffered tragic losses. I’ve suffered plenty myself, and I strongly feel I would have completely lost my mind if not for the support of my nearest and dearest. As I said on a recent Facebook post, the pain of my loved ones is my pain as well, and you both know I’m here for you if you ever need to talk.


Now then, why the fuck is this fucking podcast so fucking long? Okay, simply put, I am too much. I really just go too fuckin’ far sometimes. I mean, that’s all relative, but I’ve had so many instances in my life where shitty and far, far too fucking common circumstances lead to me feeling like I wasn’t enough. I suppose the argument could be made that my rampant passion for various types of media is my way of compensating for all the residual feelings of inadequacy leftover from two decades of trauma and abuse, but even if that’s true, I happen to love both the absolute fuck and the everlasting shit out of my ceaseless explorations. We all have eternity to be silent and passionless once we pass from this plane of life to heaven, hell, Valhalla, Niflheim, the black beyond the Dream, etc. Whatever you believe in, the point remains valid.


To be clear, those two decades weren’t all bad. Not even I can claim to be THAT goth. I imagine few people who’ve ever lived can say accurately that every single second of two entire decades of their lives was completely fucking awful. What I can say is that I can still vividly recall all of those terrible experiences. I’ve often felt like my seemingly exceptional memory is more of a curse than a blessing. Those experiences shaped me in both good ways and bad, and one of the best ways seems to be my relentless pursuit of awesome new stuff (not to mention old stuff that’s new to me); not just music, mind you. My roommate suggested I split it up into two editions, which I certainly could have done. I really just felt like, of all my various podcasts, this type of edition especially was made to go on for a long time. Maybe even played in the background while you’re doing something else.


Of course, I don’t intend for anyone to listen to the entire thing in one sitting, unless you’re fucking welded to your couch after smokin’ some of that good-good or somethin’. That’s all you. Amusingly enough, I did try to trim it down, but only ended up deleting two tracks from the now 83 track long playlist ‘cause I felt like I’d perhaps played them too often. If you’re actually curious, I’ll tell you if you ask. Anyway, this podcast is comprised of a little over two hours of entirely new tracks, and all the rest are either one-offs or long-time favorites from past podcasts I’ve done. Know what’s most hilarious about it all? Even though it’s damn near 6 fucking hours long, this was me reining myself in. I could have gone on, and on, and on and fuckin’ on. I did something similar when another dear friend asked me to compile a Spotify playlist of my favorite Insane Clown Posse tracks, and I gave her 12 fucking hours worth.


I’m too fuckin’ much! What the fuck can I say? Well, I can and do say yojne quite often. I enjoy saying yojne, although I don’t yojne saying enjoy nearly as much. Strange how that works, huh?


Aaaand with that, we step out from our caves, and we commence, ze yojneeeeeee…



01 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:05:52]


02 Tenno - Journey (from Journey) [00:09:43]


03 Krewella - Enjoy the Ride (Acoustic) (from Get Wet) [00:12:28]


04 Miles Away, Ronak - Where I’m Going (from Where I’m Going) [00:15:50]


05 Aether, Sizzle Bird, Veela - Raccoon City (from Raccoon City) [00:20:09]


06 Ruck P - Destination (from Destination) [00:23:48]


07 Non-Prophets - The Cure (from Hope) [00:28:26]


08 [bsd.u] - reefers (from late night bumps, Vol. 1) [00:33:31]


09 potsu - [oops] (from [oops]) [00:34:46]


10 Chuuwee, Trizz - Stoned (from Amerikkas Most Blunted) [00:37:03]


11 Jacoo - On a Sunday Morning (from Spotlight Compilation, Vol. 3) [00:40:49]


12 Wallows - Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo) (from Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo)) [00:45:58]


13 Jack White - Love Interruption (from Blunderbuss) [00:48:53]


14 Bim - Don’t Look (from Two) [00:51:26]


15 Strand - This Guarded Place (from Destroyers Of That Which Is Destroyed And Rulers Of That Which Is Not Destroyed!) [00:54:34]


16 The Knife - Marble House (from Silent Shout) [00:58:05]


17 Einstürzende Neubauten - Beauty (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:03:14]


18 Immortal Technique - Natural Beauty (from The Martyr) [01:05:15]


19 Purity Ring - repetition (from another eternity) [01:08:55]




21 Vestacension - L’Arrivee (from Breaching The Sound) [01:15:54]


22 Kate Havnevik - Sleepless (from Melankton) [01:21:06]


23 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [01:25:47]


24 Kylie Minogue - Stay This Way (from Hits+) [01:30:42]


25 PackFM - Plucking Daisies (from Baby Blue For Pink EP) [01:35:11]


26 Nine Inch Nails - 1 Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [01:37:58]


27 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Asylum Disciple (from The Reincarnation of Luna) [01:40:47]


28 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:47:34]


29 Nostalghia - Heroin (from Wicked Woman) [01:50:59]


30 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:54:42]


31 Atmosphere - God’s Bathroom Floor (from Sean Likes Ugly Girls - Disc 4) [01:59:51]


32 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [02:03:45]


33 Jack White - Love Is Blindness (from Sixteen Saltines) [02:06:45]


34 Twiztid - Screaming Out (from A New Nightmare) [02:10:00]


35 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American I) [02:14:11]


36 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [02:16:50]


37 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [02:20:35]


38 Peter Bradley Adams - Who Else Could I Be (from A Face Like Mine) [02:22:11]


39 Azedia - Something (from Something) [02:26:35]


40 Vestacension - Wishes In Awakenings (from Breaching The Sound) [02:32:50]


41 30 Seconds To Mars - Alibi (from This Is War) [02:37:51]


42 Intuition & Equalibrum - Weight Is Gone (from Intuition & Equalibrum) [02:43:41]


43 King Geedorah - Next Levels (from Take Me To Your Leader) [02:47:52]


44 String Theory - Art of Rap (feat. Halfcut) (from String Theory) [02:51:39]


45 Damian Marley - Road To Zion (feat. Nas) (from Welcome To Jamrock) [02:54:19]


46 Purity Ring - Belispeak (from Shrines) [02:59:12]


47 Joshua James - Broken Tongue (from My Spirit Sister) [03:02:09]


48 Coyote Kisses - Diving At Night (from Thundercolor) [03:05:20]


49 Milo - Budding ornithologists are wear of tired analogies (from I wish my brother Rob was here) [03:07:53]


50 Mulgrew Miller, Richie Goods, Karriem Riggins - It Never Entered my Mind (from The Sequel) [03:10:19]


51 Kiefer - Dope Nerd (from Happysad) [03:16:43]


52 Vels Trio - The Wad (from The Wad) [03:18:53]


53 Arkadiusz Reikowski - Steel Rats (feat. Ania Suszek) (from Steel Rats OST) [03:24:00]


54 JUPITER-C - Critical Mass (Clint Mansell Remix) (from 001) [03:26:57]


55 White Noise Carousel - SensorBlowflies (from Iamthedirectory) [03:33:46]


56 Midnight Tyrannosaurus - Captains Last Voyage (Robin Williams Tribute) (from 9K EP) [03:36:33]


57 Kupla, Philanthrope - Sendoff (from Allure) [03:39:12]


58 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch) [03:41:29]


59 Emily Kinney - Masterpiece (from Expired Love) [03:43:39]


60 OO111111 - You Own The Air (06-22-08) (from An Extraordinary Love) [03:46:58]


61 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:48:38]


62 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite) [03:52:07]


63 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [03:56:34]


64 Nujabes - Another Reflection (from Hydeout Productions (Second Collection)) [04:02:58]


65 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [04:06:36]


66 BT - The Anti-kythera Mechanism (from This Binary Universe) [04:11:14]


67 Gordon Project - That Kiss (from I Can See Heaven From Here) [04:21:12]


68 Alan Morris, Enzo, Jess Morgan - Tapestry of Us (Piano Acoustic Mix) (from Best of Chill Out Vocal Trance 2019) [04:26:30]


69 Foo Fighters - Walking After You (from The Colour And The Shape) [04:29:52]


70 Jai Wolf - Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR) (from Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR)) [04:34:56]


71 Devics - Moments (from Push The Heart) [04:39:57]


72 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (from Silver) [04:44:23]


73 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [04:48:55]


74 Gemp - In Memoriam (from (Basically Nothing)) [04:53:30]


75 Mage - The Words I Never Said In D&B (from Edits 1 EP) [04:57:18]


76 The Flashbulb - Floating Through Time (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:02:33]


77 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [05:04:20]


78 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [05:08:19]


79 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [05:17:35]


80 Ana Criado, La Antonia, Alan Morris - In The Twilight (Chill Out Mix) (from In The Twilight) [05:21:13]


81 The Flashbulb - When The Sky Ends (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:25:03]


82 Tom Waits - Hold On (from Mule Variations) [05:28:01]


83 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (from Wild Youth) [05:33:31]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-11-11 (Punk as Fuck Edition Vol. 5)

• November 11th, 2019

What’s up, motherfuckers of the true punk and poseur persuasions?! As we all know, there really are only two types of people. Hah! Fuckin’ elitist cunts. Isn’t this fuckin’ joke of a country divisive enough as it is? Anyway, more on that in a bit. I have to humbly apologize for this coming to you later than usual. My schedule lately has been such that I’m actually getting to sleep sometime before dawn, so between working and all the other shit goin’ on in my world right now, I had to get some fuckin’ sleep. So I did, and that meant I could actually do this without being as fuckin’ exhausted as I usually am when I put this shit together for you perverts. Any-fuckin’-way, emo-fuckin’-clew to the 5th installment of the Punk as Fuck Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! So, clearly, this will be a podcast made up entirely of easy listening, pop country stadium jams, mumble rap, mind-numbing Xtian anthems and other such rambling, monotonous fuckin’ mediocrity.




This one is following my current trend of being pretty much entirely new tracks. Some of the tracks are long-time favorites, but most are new to both this podcast and to me. Especially this group I just discovered, the Sex Pistols. Apparently, they’re from the UK, and they’re anarchists or something. Wild, wacky shtuff. Also, I’ve got a thousand-acre fuckin’ salmon farm in Siberia I’d like to sell ya. Also also, some of these tracks might deviate from what you consider to be punk, but ya know, you’re just gonna have to put on your big boy/girl/non-binary-neon-unicorn panties and deal with it. If punk was/is ever about anything, it was/is about pushing boundaries. Pretty fuckin’ sad how it became one of the most rigidly and contentiously defined subgenres of music in history, at least as far as I know. Is punk dead? Is it not dead? That person’s a poseur! No they’re not!


WHO FUCKIN’ CARES, BITCH?! It’s music. Let people enjoy shit. As I’ve said countless times in the intros to these editions and others similar, if you encounter someone listening to something you consider to be a weak-ass, watered-down example of a genre that you love and know well, try expanding their fuckin’ horizons instead of heaping scorn on them. If someone’s only in it for the fashion, let them fuckin’ be. How does their vacant fuckin’ way of life affect yours? They’ll grow out of it like the fickle little cunts they are, and you’ll have your precious scene back aaaalllll to yourselves. Like I said earlier, this fuckin’ joke of a country is divisive enough without numerous subcultures duking it out amongst themselves and each other due to different instruments making different sounds in different ways, or different clothes looking different from other different clothes. It’s like a fuckin’ Nazi-esque search-and-ridicule endeavor for so-called purity in the scene. If you’re such a fucking profound authority, take it upon yourself to educate anyone you think might be receptive to it.


Just, ya know, don’t be a fuckin’ cock about it. It’s pretty much fuckin’ impossible to open someone’s mind if you insult them before attempting to do so. Anyway, I’m making a new edition of this series because I’ve been following politics pretty closely lately, and that fuckin’ shit always gets my blood boiling. Punk is great music for that, and same goes for hip-hop (or rap, depending on who you ask). That’s one thing I definitely appreciated about the Warped Tour festival, even though I really had a difficult time enjoying myself at the one I went to in the early 2000s.


All that said, fuck, let’s do this and fuckin’ yojne, eh?!



01 The Death Set - Lite The Fuse (from King Babies EP) [00:02:50]


02 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:04:43]


03 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [00:08:00]


04 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [00:10:19]


05 The Clash - I’m So Bored With The U.S.A. (from The Clash) [00:14:04]


06 Pennywise - American Lies (from Never Gonna Die) [00:16:27]


07 Moral Decline - Fuck Rednecks (from America For Sale) [00:18:36]


08 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:20:53]


09 Zero Boys - Civilization’s Dying (from Vicious Circle) [00:23:10]


10 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [00:25:06]


11 Ho99o9 - Hated In Amerika (from Mutant Freax) [00:27:52]


12 Bad Religion - Nobody Listens (from The Gray Race) [00:29:52]


13 Criminal Instinct - The Virus (from The Virus) [00:31:47]


14 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:32:49]


15 NOFX - Kill All The White Man (from The Longest Line) [00:33:49]


16 Leftöver Crack - Nazi White Trash (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [00:36:36]


17 Beastie Boys - Tough Guy (Remastered 2009) (from Ill Communication (Deluxe Version/Remastered)) [00:39:43]


18 Gwar - Eat Steel (from This Toilet Earth) [00:40:40]


19 Ho99o9 - Get a Grip (from Dead Bodies in the Lake) [00:42:08]


20 Minutemen - Corona (from Double Nickels on the Dime) [00:42:29]


21 Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (from Luxury Problem) [00:44:51]


22 The Death Set - Can You Seen Straight? (from Michel Poiccard) [00:47:41]


23 El Noi del Sucre - Ni Dios Ni Amo (from A Mi Manera Vol. 2 (Leyendas de un Desconocido)) [00:50:10]


24 SECTION H8 - Day of the Rope (from Winter Games - Single) [00:55:17]


25 Dream State - Primrose (from Primrose) [00:59:21]


26 Lower Class Brats - Background Music (from Rather Be Hated Than Ignored) [01:03:36]


27 The Stooges - T.V. Eye (from Funhouse) [01:06:44]


28 Koffin Kats - The Way Of The Road (from Our Way & The Highway) [01:10:58]


29 Free - Equity Head (from Ex Tenebris) [01:13:22]


30 Ho99o9 - Punk Police (unknown virus 5.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [01:15:17]


31 Deviated Instinct - Rock ’n’ Roll Conformity (from Welcome To The Orgy) [01:16:44]


32 Dicks - Fake Bands (from 1980-1986) [01:19:02]


33 Paddy And The Rats - Scums Of The Seven Seas (from Tales From The Docks) [01:20:26]


34 The Misfits - Astro Zombies (from Walk Among Us) [01:23:12]


35 Bad Religion - Atheist Peace (from The Empire Strikes First) [01:25:21]


36 Die Toten Hosen - Wannsee (from Laune der Natur Spezialedition mit Learning English Lesson 2) [01:27:18]


37 Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf (But There’s No Need To Shout) (from A Far Out Disc) [01:30:21]


38 The Death Set - I Like The Wrong Way (from Michel Poiccard) [01:32:55]


39 Operation Ivy - Knowledge (from Operation Ivy) [01:33:40]


40 The Distillers - Bullet And The Bullseye (from Sing Sing Death House) [01:35:20]


41 D.I. - Richard Hung Himself (from Team Goon) [01:36:32]


42 Minor Threat - Minor Threat (from Complete Discography) [01:40:16]


43 Lastkaj 14 - Börja om (from Becksvart) [01:41:42]


44 Funeral Chic - Jump (from Superstition) [01:44:20]


45 MDC - Business On Parade (from Millions of Dead Cops / More Dead Cops) [01:45:42]


46 The Death Set - A Problem Is A Problem It Don’t Matter Where You From (from Michel Poiccard) [01:47:06]


47 Kaos Urbano - Héroe Solitario (from Más Vivos Que Muertos) [01:49:19]


48 Riskee & The Ridicule - Accelerate (from Body Bag Your Scene) [01:52:10]


49 Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer (from Young, Loud and Snotty) [01:55:56]


50 Germs - Lexicon Devil (from GI) [01:58:59]


51 Ho99o9 - Sub-Zer0 (from United States of Ho99o9) [02:00:39]


52 Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device (Single Version) (from All The Best) [02:02:50]


53 Reagan Youth - Degenerated (May 1983) (from The Complete Youth Anthems For The New Order) [02:05:30]


54 L7 - Fast And Frightening (from Smell The Magic) [02:07:45]


55 The Adicts - Chinese Takeaway (from Sound of Music) [02:10:15]


56 Mimikry - Alla vill till himmelen men ingen vill dö (feat. Martin Westerstrand) (from Grit) [02:12:50]


57 Leftöver Crack - Muppet Namblin’ (w/ The Distillers) (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [02:15:42]


58 Les Sales Majestés - Sois pauvre et tais toi ! (from Sois pauvre et tais toi!) [02:16:43]


59 OVER ARM THROW - Lamplight (from Songs -what I sing when a war resounds this-) [02:19:48]


60 Smokey Bastard - Eden Holme - Pt. 1 (from Tales from the Wasteland) [02:23:19]


61 Driller Killer - From Out of Nowhere (from Total Fuckin’ Brutalized) [02:26:52]


62 S.M.N. - I MADE YOU BLACK (from BAD HOP) [02:29:06]


63 Rotting Out - Reaper (from Reaper) [02:31:18]


64 The Distillers - Oh Serena (from The Distillers) [02:32:56]


65 Circle Jerks - Live Fast Die Young (from Group Sex) [02:35:28]


66 Stellar Corpses - Leave A Stellar Corpse (from Respect The Dead) [02:36:58]


67 Hands Of God - No Mercy (from Blueprint for Self Destruction) [02:39:25]


68 Fear - I Don’t Care About You (from The Record) [02:42:50]


69 Hüsker Dü - Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely (from Candy Apple Grey) [02:44:33]


70 Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant (from Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols) [02:47:55]


71 The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (Bowie Mix) (from Raw Power (Legacy Edition)) [02:51:09]


72 Toxic Holocaust - The Liars Are Burning (from Conjure and Command) [02:55:52]


73 Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - 1996 (from Love Bites (Special Edition)) [02:58:43]


74 Lunachicks - Hope To Die (from Luxury Problem) [03:01:19]


75 Templeton Pek - The Aftermath (from Watching the World Come Undone) [03:05:19]


76 Bad Brains - Sailin’ On (from Bad Brains) [03:09:22]


77 The Living End - Roll On (from Roll On) [03:11:17]


78 Zero Boys - New Generation (from Vicious Circle) [03:14:22]


79 Stray From The Path - The First Will Be Last (from The First Will Be Last) [03:15:58]

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