2022-07-04 (Fuçk the Fourth Edition)

• July 4th, 2022

*fucking sigh* Well, here we are again: July the stupid fucking 4th. Speaking of which, emo-fuckin’-clew to the Fuck the Fourth Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Anyway, yeah, July 4th. Anytime I see anyone unironically celebrating this moronic fucking holiday, I just cannot. Do you fucking nitwits somehow not realize this holiday is about a bunch of wealthy slaveowners declaring themselves free? Not to mention after their ancestors and they slaughtered, raped and/or exiled Native Americans as well? Oh, I’m sure there are a great many notable nuances that I’m dubiously omitting, but it’s whatever. As if you’d ever hear any of the words spilling from my face chasm anyway. If it’s my fate to perpetually preach to the choir, so be it, I guess.


Obviously, this “holiday,” brings up a lot of venom in me. I look at this miserable fucking country celebrating its freedom, and I’m hopelessly perplexed, because the vast majority of us only know freedom for its most brutally indifferent aspects. First of all, no freedom exists without some degree of responsibility, without even just some minuscule consequence; there is no absolute freedom except death, and even that’s arguable. The myriad cadres of pitifully transparent nincompoops who delusionally proclaim freedom divorced of responsibility, especially freedom of speech, they’ll 180 on a dime to claim victimhood should they ever be “censored,” and especially to censor whatever speech they dislike. Remember, the so-called thought leaders engaging in that foofaraw are only in it to siphon money from the troglodytic nimrods who drink their Kool-Aid to own the libs, or whatever other astoundingly idiotic reason they might conjure up.


Let me be perfectly clear, however, I don’t condemn the gullible, uneducated rubes who waded a little ways into the skeptic pool only to get pulled under by their whirlpools of bullshit. We’re all desperate for truth in a pea soup, palpable fucking haze and maddening cacophony of distractions and outright fuckin’ lies. I don’t blame anyone of good faith, compassion and empathy for being misled, especially considering the deliberately piss poor state of public education. I take no pleasure in insulting them, but so long as they conduct themselves as enemies of progress, obstructing the paths to better lives we could be building together, I just don’t have the patience to attempt communication with them. It’s exceptionally difficult to create with those who seek to destroy, especially when the time we have left in which this planet is still fucking habitable is so goddamn, fucking limited. Like, get the motherfuck out of the mother-cunting way so that we can all just exist on this dirtball spinning through this indifferent universe. Obviously, it’s more complex an issue than that, but it’s whatever.


If I ever actually changed anyone’s mind with rants like these, I’d be fucking astonished. I just want to say fuck the fourth primarily because this is a country of brazenly shameless hypocrisy, callously broken promises of meritocracy, utterly psychotic and suicidal greed, corruption, religious mania, blind devotion to the pursuit of power simply for superiority instead of benevolence and charity, and myriad additional maladies. I see patriotism for the country in this condition as handing out participation trophies. Superficial patriotism, mind you. Actual patriotism includes concern and criticism whenever and wherever fair to do so, and all I see is hopeless Stockholm syndrome from those who drape themselves in red, white & blue every year. No thoughtful acknowledgement, no proposed solutions, just pointless fucking nostalgia for ambiguous notions of better times with no recognition of how times got to be so fucking terrible.


Either that, or they point their fingers wherever their right-wing overlords suggest they should, without any critical thought about whether or not it’s actually accurate. I’ve been saying for years that the real enemy is above us all; we have so much more in common than ways in which we differ, and difference is one of the most consistently interesting and enriching aspects of life. But no, the simpletons must fear whatever they don’t understand! Anything different is a threat, for some reason! Progress is a zero-sum game, right? Those people can’t have equity or equality, because then you’d be somehow inferior. Fear is the name of the game, and boy is it an effective money vacuum. Land of the free, home of the brave… Fucking pathetic.


The extent of the atrocities inflicted upon the global populace under the banner of red, white & blue (and yes, we’re part of that), and then millions of dipshits have the gall to whine about immigrants, as if we have some preposterously misplaced birthright to the land our ancestors stole. I’m not saying every white person needs to pack their shit and move back to Europe (even though that sounds fucking amazing right now); I’m saying that without acknowledgement of our history, our future will just be a hopeless, downward fucking spiral into apathetic and imbecilic oblivion.


Any-fucking-way, I’m done. I said all I care to say for now. Many of these tracks will be familiar to y’all if you listen to my other sociopolitically-charged editions. Same with last week’s Confrontation Edition, only a handful of new jams, because the old stuff is still just far too pertinent to exclude. I kind of hate that, to be frank, despite not being Frank, whomever Frank may be. I hate that all these tracks from so many decades past are still pertinent to fights that continue to this fucking day, because all of our lives could be so much better than this. If we could just stop bickering over this, that and the other thing, we might actually be able to get some shit done around here. I genuinely do love this country, and I despise what a handful of maniacally greedy fuckheads have done to it; never mind what they’ll do to it in the near and distant future if we don’t straighten this shit out via the ballot box or the motherfucking guillotine.


All that said, yojne yourselves as much as you reasonably can today, and yojne the ever-loving fuck out of this edition as well.



01 Eminem - White America (from The Eminem Show) [00:04:31]


02 Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:09:55]


03 Atari Teenage Riot - Get Up While You Can (from The Future Of War) [00:15:05]


04 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [00:18:29]


05 Team America: World Police - America, FUCK Yeah (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:21:43]


06 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:23:46]


07 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [00:27:03]


08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Granite State) (Remix) (from See The Bars) [00:29:22]


09 Anti-Flag - No Allegiance To A Flag (from 20/20 Division) [00:33:54]


10 Propagandhi - Stick the Fucking Flag up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch (from How to Clean Everything (Reissue)) [00:35:44]


11 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:38:30]


12 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & a Thief) [00:43:39]


13 Rage Against The Machine - No Shelter (from Guerrilla Radio (Single)) [00:47:06]


14 Lowkey - Obama Nation (from Soundtrack to the Struggle…) [00:51:08]


15 Pennywise - Land Of The Free? (from Land Of The Free?) [00:54:16]


16 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:56:45]


17 Immortal Technique - Golpe de Estado (feat. Temperamento Y Veneno) (from The 3rd World) [01:00:11]


18 The Score - Revolution (from ATLAS) [01:05:26]


19 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Womanarchist (from Womanarchist) [01:09:14]


20 La Coka Nostra - I'm An American (feat. B-Real) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [01:12:04]


21 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5) [01:16:00]


22 Ekoh - Why Aren't You Angry? (from Why Aren’t You Angry?) [01:19:39]


23 NOFX - USA-holes (from Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing) [01:23:01]


24 Green Day - American Idiot (from American Idiot) [01:25:14]


25 Descendents - 'Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [01:28:06]


26 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Fall To Dictators) [01:29:55]


27 Woody Guthrie - Tear The Fascists Down (from My Dusty Road) [01:36:14]


28 Cookie Monsta - Ruff (feat. Tima Dee) (from Circus Three) [01:38:19]


29 Annisokay - STFU (from STFU) [01:41:45]


30 ZSK - Antifascista (from Herz Für Die Sache) [01:45:13]


31 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [01:47:31]


32 Doll Skin - Puncha Nazi (from Manic Pixie Dream Girl) [01:50:51]


33 Anti-Flag - Racists (from American Fall) [01:52:43]


34 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral) [01:56:01]


35 Fear Factory - Fear Campaign (from Mechanize) [01:59:55]


36 Leonard Cohen - Democracy (Spoken Word Edit) (from... somewhere) [02:04:44]


37 KMFDM - Dogma (from XTORT) [02:07:05]


38 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Volume 1) [02:11:10]


39 Immortal Technique - Civil War (from The Martyr) [02:15:33]


40 A Tribe Called Red - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/neonnativez) [02:20:32]


41 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:25:30]


42 T.S.O.L. - Abolish Government / Silent Majority (from T.S.O.L. / Weathered Statues) [02:28:52]


43 Leathermouth - I Am Going To **** The President Of The United States Of America (from XO) [02:30:50]


44 The Casualties - 1312 (from Written in Blood) [02:33:45]


45 Propagandhi - Fuck the Border (from Today’s Empires, Tomorrow’s Ashes) [02:36:02]


46 Lowkey - Long Live Palestine (from Soundtrack to the Struggle…) [02:37:31]


47 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [02:41:37]


48 Garfunkel and Oates - Save the Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [02:46:02]


49 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [02:48:43]


50 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [02:51:35]


51 Immortal Technique - Open Your Eyes (from The 3rd World) [02:57:53]


52 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [03:03:07]


53 .?. - Sunset (Abused Freedom Clip) (from https://oo111111.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/sunset/) [03:06:44]


54 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [03:07:36]


55 East Coast Avengers - Lady Liberty (feat. Slaine) (from Prison Planet) [03:11:00]


56 No Doubt - Just A Girl (from Tragic Kingdom) [03:15:08]


57 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [03:18:30]


58 Penelope Scott - American Healthcare (Glitzy) (from Public Void) [03:22:46]


59 P!nk - What About Us (from Beautiful Trauma) [03:27:12]


60 The Red Paintings - They Don't Care About Us (from They Don’t Care About Us) [03:31:38]


61 Death of a Nation - Don't Speak For Me (from Death of a Nation) [03:35:05]


62 Prophets Of Rage - Unfuck The World (from Prophets Of Rage) [03:38:04]


63 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [03:42:03]


64 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [03:49:38]

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2022-06-27 (Confrontation Edition)

• June 27th, 2022

*sigh* Well, it finally fuckin’ happened, perverts. Roe v. Wade was overturned last Friday morning, and boy, have I got some shit to say about it. First though, emo-fuckin’-clew to the Confrontation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! The name is a reference to both the Otep song, and a specific lyric in it: “They don’t know what they’ve started.” These motherfuckers really have no idea. The Trump supporters who didn’t sign up for fucking theocracy, the 100M+ eligible voters who sat at home on their fucking asses in 2016 and 2020, the shameless partisan hacks installed to the SCOTUS, the feckless fucking dems who twiddled their goddamn thumbs instead of codifying Roe, the soulless corporate shills who represent themselves and their bank accounts above all else, and especially the troglodytic fucking Christian twits who actually wanted this to happen. Y’all really have no fucking idea what you started…


It’s difficult to predict what will come of this; there are just so many variables. One thing is for sure though: more suffering. People who were already suffering will suffer even more, and people who weren’t will suffer too, eventually. The red states that have trigger laws banning abortion if Roe got overturned, any and all women in those states are now condemned to either carry pregnancies to term regardless of the circumstance, or death. Yeah, some pregnancies, if carried to term, will kill the mother through no fault of her own. No sympathy for them, apparently. No sympathy for girls and women forced to carry rapists’ babies, no sympathy for the poor who can’t afford children (or more than they already have), this egregious miscarriage of justice will have broad effects beyond its intended targets.


Imagine a family with a kid or two who’s suddenly surprised with another pregnancy. Can’t afford it? Too bad. Don’t want it? Well, fuck you. Guess you should’ve used condoms. Well, those might be going away soon too. You know what, though? In spite of all the misery this is likely to cause, I hope it so drastically reduces the birth rate that these fucking imbeciles are dumbstruck as to what’s happening. Then again, maybe de-population is the goal. Who fucking knows with these blithering fucking morons? I do know that both parties of our pitiful duopoly will continue to gleefully fundraise off of this. Anything to keep people afraid and confused, especially of other people, and most of all if they’re working class. Gotta keep the peasants quarreling so they never realize they have more in common than not. What if they organize into even MORE unions and threaten our beloved capitalistic stranglehold on the country? That’d be terrible for business, and we all know that businesses need to grow in perpetuity, even at the expense of habitability on this fucking planet.


This edition is dedicated to all of those people. To Nancy Pelosi who read us a poem after feigning shock over the SCOTUS’s decision, despite just having campaigned for an anti-choice incumbent democrat in Texas. To all the fucking idiots singing God Bless America in response to this. To all the miserable, delusional sacks of elephant excrement who are celebrating this and/or mocking those who are rightfully upset about it. That includes Phil fucking Labonte of All That Remains, as much as it breaks my heart. This fucking turd tweeted “hoes gonna be mad,” in response to this. My fucking god, perverts, I absolutely loved All That Remains. I had profound respect for all of their obvious talent, not least of which being Phil’s astounding range as a vocalist. Now? Fuck him. You have a considerably large platform being a singer in a pretty successful metal band, and what do you choose to do with it? “Hoes gonna be mad…” Fuck you, you heartless prick. I hope I get to see how this decision fucks with your life, because I can almost guarantee that it will along with countless others who made similarly idiotic statements.


Anyway, this edition is about more than just Roe. This is everything from climate change, police brutality, political corruption, exacerbated inequity, despairing poverty, gun violence that nobody seems to be willing to do much of anything about, LGBTQIA+ rights, encroaching fucking fascism, religious zealotry, et-fucking-cetera. There is one shamelessly hopeful song, however. Alllll the way at the end, and it’s about unions. Unions are one of the only ways we’re going to get anything fucking done around here so long as we have corrupt little puppets gumming up the works in D.C., blissfully doing the bidding of their corporate overlords. Most of these tracks should be familiar to you if you’re a regular listener as most of them were pulled from past editions, but there’s a handful of new tracks as well. Apologies if it seems lazy or unoriginal, but this is pretty much all I’ve been able to think about this weekend. I’ve been infuriated, terrified and deeply depressed about all this, and I would feel disingenuous releasing a podcast about anything else.


What’s even worse though is that they’re most likely going to strip even more rights away from people in the coming months and/or years, unless some sort of downright miraculous level of protesting occurs. This is our new fucking reality so long as we collectively accept it. Solidarity has seldom or never been more absolutely crucial than in these darkest of times. We’re being disposed of en masse by a preposterously powerful minority, and I despise the indoctrination we’ve all endured - both implicit and explicit - regarding the hyper-individualistic nature of this so-called society by which capitalists thrive, and we barely survive, if we’re lucky. We, the working class, are mere playthings to the wealthy. The ruling class keep pissing on us, and millions of people are bamboozled into believing it’s just fucking raining. Those people live under the hopeless delusion that they’re temporarily inconvenienced millionaires… Man, I don’t envy at all the rude awakening before the vast majority of them.


Lastly, because I really must stop fuckin’ rambling at some point, I know a number of these tracks have violent lyrics, and I really just don’t care. Violence is being inflicted upon countless people every day in the forms of starvation, homelessness, drug addiction, and now, the outlawing of abortion in half the country. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m tired of all this needless fucking suffering. We only keep enduring this because there aren’t enough people willing to object, and dammit, the reptilian brains in everyone can so easily go to violence when adequately provoked. I’m not advocating for any violence in particular, of course, but I certainly wouldn’t be sad witnessing great misfortune in the lives of those who torture us daily with their greed and inaction. Also, I love how I wrapped this intro up, started cutting tracks, and then came back to write an additional two long-ass paragraphs. I’m fuckin’ unbearable, perverts. How does anyone bear me, hmm? Fuckin’ roar.


Any-fuckin’-way, all that said, put your fucking fists in the air, march with your brothers and sisters, support those most affected by this however you can, and of course, fucking yojne.



01 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [00:05:17]


02 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Delete Yourself!) [00:08:28]


03 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:12:04]


04 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (from This Means War) [00:16:05]


05 KOU, SYN - RIOT (from RIOT) [00:20:16]


06 Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (feat. Immortal Technique & Vernon Reid) (from W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)) [00:24:18]


07 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:28:43]


08 Kayzo - Battle Drums (feat. Atreyu) (from Battle Drums) [00:34:40]


09 Immortal Technique - Rich Mans World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:38:08]


10 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [00:42:47]


11 Refused - Economy Of Death (from Economy Of Death) [00:46:49]


12 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:50:43]


13 FEVER 333 - … (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [00:53:42]




15 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:57:06]


16 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [01:01:59]


17 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from A City Dressed In Dynamite) [01:05:27]


18 Knife Party - Bonfire (from Rage Valley) [01:08:49]


19 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:13:17]


20 Mr. Bungle - USA (from USA) [01:18:14]


21 Death Tour - P.I.S.S./U.S. (from P.I.S.S./U.S.) [01:20:46]


22 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution) [01:21:48]


23 Afu-Ra - Reign on Me (feat. Mann) (from Reign on Me) [01:25:03]


24 Tom Morello, Shea Diamond, Dan Reynolds & The Bloody Beetroots - Stand Up (from Stand Up) [01:28:35]


25 Black Flag - Rise Above (from Damaged) [01:31:44]


26 Rage Against The Machine - Township Rebellion (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:34:07]


27 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [01:39:29]


28 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:43:57]


29 Atari Teenage Riot - Revolution Action (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [01:47:53]


30 Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:52:02]


31 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [01:57:35]


32 Whyt Rbbt - Revolution (feat. An-Ten-Nae & ERIEL INDIGO) (from Revolution) [02:02:38]


33 The Exploited - Fuck The System (from Fuck the System) [02:06:21]


34 Hallucinator - Raise Your Middle Finger (feat. Isacco Pattini) (from Fuck The System EP) [02:10:35]


35 Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000) (from Obsolete) [02:14:58]


36 Body Count - Point the Finger (feat. Riley Gale) (from Carnivore) [02:20:40]


37 Death Tour - Pigs (Nazi Cops) (from Blood Pact) [02:23:17]


38 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [02:25:23]


39 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [02:28:54]


40 Push Push, Pussy Riot - ACAB (from ACAB) [02:33:50]


41 Death of a Nation - Metaphors For Murderers (from Death of a Nation) [02:36:47]


42 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:43:02]


43 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [02:49:08]


44 Excision - Fight Through The Pain (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [02:53:01]


45 FEVER 333 - U WANTED A FIGHT (from WRONG GENERATION) [02:57:10]


46 Hatebreed - Seven Enemies (from The Concrete Confessional) [02:59:21]


47 Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist (from Less Talk, More Rock) [03:01:24]


48 Bring Me The Horizon - Obey (feat. YUNGBLUD) (from Obey (feat. YUNGBLUD)) [03:02:33]


49 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/ In God We Trust Inc.) [03:06:13]


50 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [03:08:06]


51 Otep - Molotov (from KULT 45) [03:11:18]


52 FEVER 333 - Trigger (from Trigger) [03:14:35]


53 grandson - Stick Up (from a modern tragedy vol. 1) [03:17:17]


54 Death - Politicians In My Eyes (from …For The Whole World To See) [03:20:57]


55 R.A. The Rugged Man, Immortal Technique - Who Do We Trust? (from All My Heroes Are Dead) [03:26:40]


56 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing on the Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [03:30:33]


57 Prophets Of Rage - The Party's Over (from The Party’s Over) [03:38:33]


58 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [03:42:01]


59 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from Sicko OST) [03:44:46]


60 A Perfect Circle - The Doomed (from The Doomed) [03:47:46]


61 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [03:52:25]


62 Equilibrium - Final Tear (from Renegades) [03:56:13]


63 Atreyu - Save Us (from Baptize) [04:00:37]


64 Prophets Of Rage - Strength In Numbers (from Prophets Of Rage) [04:02:55]


65 The Nightwatchman - Solidarity Forever (from Union Town) [04:05:59]

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2022-06-20 (All-Star Series: Ferry Corsten Edition)

• June 20th, 2022

What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Ferry Corsten Edition! “Ferry who?” To which I say, get out of my fuckin’ house. Ferry Corsten is a legendary Dutch DJ/EDM artist - primarily focused on trance, but he’s flirted with a bunch of different styles over the years - with over 25 years worth of releases, 33 known aliases, 35 side projects, a phenomenal encyclopedia of mixes, remixes, albums, remix albums, EPs, singles, compilations, even a movie soundtrack and his own record label. Even having been a fan of his for over 2 decades now, I was astonished to see how much else I didn’t know about in putting this edition together. Honestly though, you’d probably have to be obsessed with the dude to keep track of all his releases. Seriously, check him out on Wikipedia, it’s fuckin’ bananas.


Anyway, I think this is the first DJ/EDM artist in the All-Star Series (or ASS, because of course) with the exception of The Prodigy and Infected Mushroom. I didn’t explicitly label the Infected Mushroom one as ASS, but it most definitely is an ASS edition. But yeah, those are groups, and Ferry’s mostly a solo artist. I will say though that Veracocha had some excellent potential. Veracocha is a group made up of Ferry Corsten and Vincent De Moor, and to the best of my knowledge, they’ve only ever released 2 tracks: Drafting and Carte Blanche. Drafting’s okay, but Carte Blanche? Holy hell, I still rock the fuck out of that jam 20 years later. Definitely have that one to look forward to in the near future if you keep listening. In fact, I’m pretty sure that song was my introduction to Ferry in the first place, a few years prior to his releasing anything under the name Ferry Corsten. That’s actually kinda wild to me; I don’t know how I got so lucky to have had his music in my life for so long, but it’s been the soundtrack to some of my favorite moments in life.


One was the song We Belong which I used for a slideshow of Sunny and Gacy after they were reuinted. Another was at a show of his in ’04 or ’06 in NYC. I danced all fuckin’ night ’til the very last song slowed to a halt, and if I recall correctly, that song was Carte Blanche. I think the show wrapped around 5 or something. Fuck, I miss dancing all night like that so much, perverts. Anyway, aside from all that, there was this girl in the crowd who was so beautifully enveloped in her own world as she sang the lyrics to Ferry Corsten’s song (appropriately titled) “Beautiful.” I don’t know exactly what it is, I just love to see people lost in their own little worlds, just lettin’ the music flow through them like that. Yet another of my favorite moments was seeing Ferry with my friend Shy, although I really wish we were there under better circumstances. We had to leave early, the club had a rigid dress code (thus forcing me to wear fuckin’ dress shoes), the drinks were expensive as 10 fucks in a glass made for 1, and just… yeah, wish it’d been better circumstances. Yet another of my favorite moments involving a Ferry Corsten song is when I used a clip of “Forever,” for a mock radio ad I did in college. It’s just a silly ad for a fictional local club, but it sounds legit as fuck, and it’s one of the best things I did in my years there, AND it was during the very first month.


I’ll also mention that every time I’ve seen Ferry, there’s been ample room to dance. Can’t fuckin’ say that about fuckin’ Tiësto, lemme tell ya. Gouryella be damned, I love the music, but Tiësto’s crowds get crammed in like fuckin’ sardines. B-to-tha-T-to-tha-muthafuckin’-Dubs, Gouryella is the group Ferry formed with Tiësto, just in case y’all missed that memo. Speaking of all that, perhaps I should say a bit about the actual music, hmm? So, considering this motherfucker’s massive fuckin’ catalog, I may very well do a second volume for him at some point in the future. There’s just so fuckin’ much, perverts, I already put myself waaaay behind the comfortable production schedule I’d carved out for myself with the last two editions. Rest fuckin’ assured, however, these are some of my all-time favorite tracks spanning his entire career. I can’t fuckin’ count the number of times I blasted his remix of Oceanlab’s “Clear Blue Water” while driving through the night with all the windows down. Never even fuckin’ mind the Ferry’s Flashover mix of “Fire…” Holy shit on an Egyptian frog, I’ve danced my ass off to that jam.


Right of Way is his first album, and there are lots of great tracks on there, but L.E.F. is the album that really caught my attention. Just banger after banger after fuckin’ banger. The title track is lava as fuck, too. I’d also pick Junk over Punk any day, just ‘cause the hip-hop vocals make it so much hotter. Nothin’ wrong with Punk (which is one of his first and most well-known singles), that’s just how I feel. Also, the track “Whatever!” actually has some sociopolitical commentary, which is quite a rarity in trance music; EDM in general, honestly. As if all that wasn’t enough, Ferry’s concept album called Blueprint… Y’all, I was brought to tears, multiple times, actually. Specifically, Piece of You and Wherever You Are. Those tracks are dropkicks to the heart for me, and I feel so fortunate to be so affected by the wiggly air in them. That album is so awesome, Ferry released four fuckin’ versions of it: 1 with narration, 1 without, 1 with all extended mixes, and 1 with a bunch of remixes of the original tracks. Perverts, I cannot emphatically recommend enough the album Blueprint. That is, if you’re still capable of emotion. If not, I have no idea why you’re even listening to this, or to music in general.


So, all that said, and I’m sure I’ll have more to say whenever I make the second volume of his stuff, and I’ll most definitely be making ASS editions for BT, Venetian Snares, Otto, Doormouse, et-fuckin’-cetera. So, all THAT said, I believe it is now time for the -ment of yojne.



01 Veracocha - Carte Blanche (Original Mix) (from Carte Blanche) [00:04:17]


02 Ferry Corsten - Are You Ready (from L.E.F.) [00:11:16]


03 Ferry Corsten - Star Traveller (Hydroid vs Zehavi & Rand Remix) (from Right Of Way (Deluxe Edition)) [00:16:54]


04 Ferry Corsten - Fire (feat. Simon Lebon) (Ferry's Flashover Extended Mix) (from Fire) [00:24:10]


05 Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Sirens Of The Sea Remixed) [00:31:30]


06 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (feat. Maria Nayler) (Extended Mix) (from We Belong) [00:38:42]


07 Ferry Corsten - Reborn (from Hello World) [00:46:38]


08 Ferry Corsten - Junk (feat. Guru) (Flashover Remix) (from Junk) [00:50:12]


09 Ferry Corsten - For Your Mind (Extended Mix) (from For Your Mind) [00:57:08]


10 Ferry Corsten - Check It Out (Extended Mix) (from Check It Out) [01:03:39]


11 Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Ferry Corsten Extended Remix) (from Bring The Noise Remix) [01:10:26]


12 Ferry Corsten - Reception (from Blueprint) [01:16:00]


13 Ferry Corsten - Blueprint (from Blueprint) [01:18:23]


14 System F, Cosmic Gate - The Blue Theme (Ferry Corsten Fix) (from The Blue Theme (Ferry Corsten Fix)) [01:23:43]


15 Ferry Corsten - L.E.F. (from L.E.F.) [01:31:07]


16 Ferry Corsten - WKND (from WKND) [01:34:22]


17 Ferry Corsten - Whatever! (Extended Mix) (from Whatever!) [01:39:34]


18 Ferry Corsten - Feel You (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [01:46:05]


19 Ferry Corsten - In Your Eyes (feat. JES) (from WKND) [01:51:15]


20 Ferry Corsten - Your Face (Duncan La Barre Rendition) (from Blueprint Remixed) [01:56:18]


21 Ferry Corsten - Sublime (from Right Of Way (Deluxe Edition)) [01:59:34]


22 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Seven Lions Remix) (from Beautiful) [02:07:02]


23 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [02:12:58]


24 Ferry Corsten - Waiting (feat. Niels Geusebroek) (DIM3NSION Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:18:38]


25 FERR - And Then You Came (feat. Maria Marcus) (from As Above So Below (Deluxe Version)) [02:22:06]


26 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (Extended Mix) (from Watch Out) [02:26:42]


27 Ferry Corsten - Back To Paradise (feat. Haris) (from Hello World) [02:32:50]


28 Ferry Corsten - Here We Are (feat. HALIENE) (Ferry Fix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:35:59]


29 Ferry Corsten - Down On Love (from L.E.F.) [02:39:24]


30 Ferry Corsten - I Love You (Extended Mix) (from I Love You) [02:44:17]


31 Ferry Corsten - Made Of Love (Extended Mix) (from Made Of Love) [02:51:49]


32 Ferry Corsten - Trust (Heatbeat Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [03:00:42]


33 Ferry Corsten - Shelter Me (Rafael Frost Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [03:04:01]


34 Ferry Corsten - Beat As One (feat. Angelika Vee) (from Hello World) [03:08:22]


35 Ferry Corsten - Find A Way (from Hello World) [03:11:14]


36 Ferry Corsten - Poison (feat. Lovlee) (Extended Mix) (from Poison) [03:15:16]


37 Ferry Corsten - Possession (from L.E.F.) [03:22:02]


38 Ferry Corsten - Twice In A Blue Moon (DJ Eco Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [03:27:44]


39 Ferry Corsten - Our Moon (feat. Lovlee) (Protoculture Extended Remix) (from Our Moon (Protoculture Remix)) [03:35:29]


40 Ferry Corsten - Gabriella's Sky (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [03:42:47]


41 Purple Stories - Path to Nowhere (Ferry Corsten Edit) (from Once Upon a Night, Vol. 3 (Spotify Exclusive Edition)) [03:49:50]


42 Ferry Corsten - Into The Dark (feat. Howard Jones) (Ferry Extended Fix) (from Into The Dark) [03:54:46]


43 Ferry Corsten - It's Time (Extended Vocal Mix) (from It’s Time) [04:02:50]


44 Ferry Corsten - Let You Go (feat. Sarah Bettens) (from WKND) [04:09:05]


45 Ferry Corsten - Everything Goes (from Everything Goes) [04:12:25]


46 Ferry Corsten - Lonely Inside (Ferry Fix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:15:37]


47 Eon - Pocket Damage (Extended Mix) (from Pocket Damage) [04:18:46]


48 Ferry Corsten, Morgan Page - Wounded (feat. Cara Melín) (from Wounded) [04:26:16]


49 Ferry Corsten, Markus Schulz - Stella (from Once Upon a Night, Vol. 3 (Spotify Exclusive Edition)) [04:29:22]


50 Ferry Corsten - Forever (from L.E.F.) [04:36:31]


51 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (feat. Maria Nayler) (Lange Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [04:39:51]


52 Ferry Corsten - Piece Of You (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [04:46:15]


53 DT8 Project - Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix)) [04:50:40]


54 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:54:21]


55 Ferry Corsten - Back To Paradise (feat. Haris) (Craig Connelly Remix) (from Hello World) [04:58:24]


56 Ferry Corsten - Not Alone (feat. Temperheart) (from Hello World) [05:04:52]


57 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Extended Mix) (from Beautiful) [05:09:07]


58 Ferry Corsten - Another Sunrise (feat. Eric Lumiere & HALIENE) (Elevven Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [05:17:00]

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2022-06-13 (Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition Vol. 5)

• June 13th, 2022

Aaayyyy! What the fuck is up, my spooperts and spoopalitties?! That’s a combination of spoopy & perverts/pervalitties. Yojne that little addition to your psyche. Emo-sun-of-a-cunting-clew to the 5th volume of the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition of Monday Mornin’ Aural mutha.fuckin’ Sex! So fuckin’ excited to share this stuff this week. For those who are somehow unaware of Witch-rowave Trap-House and yet are listening to the 5th installment of it, it’s just an orgiastic portmanteau I came up with for these editions which are centered around Witch House, Witch Trap, & Retrowave/Synthwave/Yourdaddonkeypunchedyourmomwave and so on. Some of these tunes legit make me horny as fuck, and fuck is pretty fuckin’ horny, like Black Philip livin’ deliciously in this bitch. Specifically, the first two tracks by Elon Dust & Megan McDuffee respectively, and the ∆aimon track called Amen. All sorts of sexiness presents itself in my head during those tracks.


The Elon Dust track, between the silky fuckin’ vocals affectionately caressing your ear drums and that powerful sawtooth bass synth that sends chills through my veins… I’ve played this one a number of times before ‘cause I really can’t get enough of it. That was another random Instagram find, bee-tee-fuckin’-dubs. When I first heard Megan McDuffee’s cover of Muse’s, “Time Is Running Out,” I was a little hesitant, but good lord did she do a great job with it. A thousand times sexier than the original, even though the original was never meant to be that way. Finally, Amen sounds like the soundtrack to some freaky-ass dungeon fuckin’, and I’m 100% here for it.


I’m also here for ∆XIUS LIИK’s cover of t.A.T.u.’s Nas Ne Degonyat (probably butchered that spelling, but yeah). That cover is fire, and you’re about to hear for yourselves. Plus, ∆XIUS LIИK and the utterly bananas way they stylize their name, album & track titles. Can’t wait to see how my car stereo attempts to read those characters.  Nothing like ††† by ††† off the ††† album, though. That’s just literally blank in every field. I’ve mentioned that before, no doubt. Fuck you, okay? It’s difficult enough to be amused in this late-stage capitalist hellscape; let me have some shit to laugh about. Speaking of †††, one of their new tracks to look forward to here. If you haven’t seen the videos to their new singles, I highly recommend you extract your thumb from your anus and look ‘em up. Anyway, moving on, I’ma go ahead and say that Sidewalks and Skeletons are clearly kings and/or queens of the witch house genre. Pretty sure it’d be fucking impossible to delve into witch house in any decent measure without encountering their stuff, even if just a collaboration.


Just in case you might be skeptical of that claim (which would be maniacally hilarious to me), there are 9 fuckin’ tracks that bear the name Sidewalks and Skeletons on this podcast. I chose 30 witch house and 30 retrowave tracks, so S&S comprises almost a third of the whole thing in some degree or another. With good reason though, I mean, they’re fuckin’ awesome. It’s just amusing how many times I encounter their name whenever I delve into witch house for these editions. Clearly prolific as fuck, or procreation, I guess. Anyway, movin’ on… I was also pretty skeptical of that For Whom The Bell Tolls cover at first, but wow, I was pleasantly surprised. Hope you will be too.


That version of Moonlight $onata, btw? Actually has brostep breakdowns in it. I almost didn’t include it, but it’s still a pretty tasty synthwave version of that classic tune. Apparently, synthstep is kind of a thing. Not much of one, but definitely a thing. Yet another thing I’m here for. Anyway, I could go on for-fuckin’-ever if I let myself. I’ma just say again that the more tracks I’ve included from particular artists, the more emphatically I recommend you delve into their material for yourselves. With the exception of †††, because you all should already be avid fans of †††, and if you’re not, alas, I have failed you. Shit, I’ve only been playing them for nearly the entire fuckin’ span of this podcast. If you don’t like †††, I think you might be against the idea of pleasure altogether, and I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. No one does.


Anyway, as y’all can see, I used another of Akunohako’s Neon Witch pictures for this edition. Seriously, you all should check out his stuff on Artstation. He’s phenomenally talented in my opinion, and deserves support wherever possible. All that done did and fuckin’ said, we have now reached the point of the podcast where we ascend to the holiest realms of purest yojne.



01 Elon Dust - Wish You Were Here (feat. Melissa Heart) [00:03:23]


02 Megan McDuffee - Time Is Running Out (from Barely Covered) [00:06:41]


03 CASHFORGOLD, Sidewalks and Skeletons - all my tears are fucking black (feat. Holly Stell) (from all my tears are fucking black (feat. Holly Stell)) [00:11:14]


04 Dhastron - Re-Born (from Re-Born) [00:14:18]


05 ∆aimon - Amen (from Amen) [00:17:31]


06 Electrokids - Nightcall (from Nightcall) [00:21:43]


07 ∆XIUS LIИK - Нас Нǝ Дøгøня (.a..u. Cover) (from ΞRΛ) [00:25:53]


08 Cyberpunkers - Synthblade (from Synthblade) [00:30:45]


09 ††† - Protection (from Initiation / Protection) [00:34:11]


10 Social Kid - Magick (from Magick) [00:37:54]


11 Alice Glass - Without Love (from Without Love) [00:41:09]


12 Josh Money - Moonlight $onata (from Carve (Deluxe Edition)) [00:45:03]


13 in3briant, Sidewalks and Skeletons - Melt (from Melt) [00:50:50]


14 Introspect - For Whom The Bell Tolls (feat. Sven) (from For Whom The Bell Tolls) [00:55:13]


15 Sidewalks and Skeletons - White Light (from White Light) [01:00:26]


16 Extra Terra, Rogue VHS - RENEGADE (from RENEGADE) [01:04:45]


17 Juche - Liberate (from Liberate) [01:08:32]


18 Earthshifter - Sentient (from 1984) [01:12:42]


19 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Mirror (from Cycle of the Rose) [01:17:15]


20 Lazerpunk - Covenant (Max Brhon Remix) (from Covenant (Max Brhon Remix)) [01:23:07]


21 CHVRN - Inception (from Inception) [01:26:59]


22 Laura Dre - Strangelove (from Strangelove) [01:29:57]


23 Alice Glass - I TRUSTED YOU (from PREY//IV) [01:34:00]


24 Midnight Fury - Xpedition (from Xpedition) [01:36:27]


25 Witch of the Vale - Undressed (from Commemorate) [01:41:23]


26 Re:um - Existence (from Existence) [01:46:10]


27 barnacle boi - Desire (from Desire) [01:49:42]


28 PRIZM - Midnight FM (from Midnight FM) [01:52:57]


29 CASHFORGOLD, Sidewalks and Skeletons - Wear Me Out (feat. Mary Mortem) (from Wear Me Out) [01:56:45]


30 OVERWERK - Know (feat. MARS) (from State) [02:00:29]


31 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Lost In The Fog (from Lament Configurations: From Hell We Rise) [02:05:54]


32 Das Mörtal - The Killing (from Hotline Miami II) [02:08:58]


33 Ferngazer - Ghost (from Weep Not) [02:12:26]


34 Luke Million - Stranger Things Theme (from Stranger Things Theme) [02:15:28]


35 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Greed (from Cycle of the Rose) [02:19:44]


36 Wice - Star Fighter (from Magnatron 2.0) [02:23:47]


37 Da Vosk Docta, MYSTXRIVL - Liminal (from Liminal / Wolfram) [02:28:09]


38 Moonraccoon, Straplocked - Showdown (from Sunset City) [02:31:44]


39 SET, Sidewalks and Skeletons - DAWN (from Where Dreams Come To Pause . . .) [02:36:28]


40 Tokyo Rose, Alex - Dark Sun (from New Era) [02:41:12]


41 plenka - Bound (from Bound) [02:44:42]


42 Dance With the Dead - Banshee (from B-Sides: Vol. 1) [02:47:27]


43 Win32 - Insanity Overdose (from for your car.) [02:52:46]


44 Perturbator - Technoir (feat. Noir Deco) (from I Am the Night) [02:56:03]




46 Tonebox - Frozen Code (from Magnatron 2.0) [03:04:43]


47 CHVRN - Silver Dream (from Silver Dream) [03:10:53]


48 Zombie Hyperdrive - Black Wolf (from Black Wolf) [03:14:43]


49 Klimeks - Odyssey (from Odyssey) [03:17:56]


50 Ionstar - Dune (from Dune) [03:21:48]


51 barnacle boi - Memories (feat. Madi Larson) (from Memories (feat. Madi Larson)) [03:27:06]


52 Power Glove - Power Core (from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon OGST) [03:30:31]


53 Unreality - Fading Strangers (from Fading Strangers) [03:32:36]


54 Rogue VHS - Burnout (from Need For Synth) [03:35:45]


55 Fraunhofer Diffraction - On the Bottom (from A Place to Drown the Dreams) [03:39:34]


56 Lost Years - West Side Lane (from Black Waves) [03:43:37]


57 SelloRekt / LA Dreams - A Dystopian Fixation (from Into the Light) [03:47:23]


58 Lost Outrider, Sidewalks and Skeletons - I Hope It Hurts Like Hell (from Blush) [03:52:17]


59 The Toxic Avenger, Simone - Falling Apart (from Midnight Resistance) [03:55:51]


60 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Forever (from This Is Your Escape) [03:59:19]

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2022-06-06 (Ooh, The New Blue Gnu & Ewe Flew Through To Do Kangaroo Screw Goo Tattoos in ’22 Edition)

• June 6th, 2022

What fuck up is the, perverinos and pervalitties? It’s been a minute since we’ve conversified, hasn’t it? Hey, what better time to re-post a Memorial Day Edition than 10 years later literally on Memorial Day? Anyway, emo-mutha-booty-lickin’-clew to the Ooh, The New Blue Gnu & Ewe Flew Through To Do Kangaroo Screw Goo Tattoos in '22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Yup, another new shit edition, because literally every time I go looking for awesome new music, guess what? I fuckin’ find it. Not ‘cause I’m some awesome music finder or some shit, just ‘cause I keep a wide open mind and I take advantage of the curated playlists on Spotify. Ain’t even about Spotify or any one service, though. You can find awesome new shit all over the place. One of my favorite breakcore artists to this day is a dude named BLÆRG, and all I did to find him was type, “breakcore,” into the search field of Amazon.


One of my highest hopes is that, even if y’all don’t bother with this lil podcast of mine, that you remain curious to discover, to explore & learn about new music, and shit, pretty much whatever interests you for that matter. Personally, I think curiosity is a fountain of youth. You manage to retain or reawaken that childlike curiosity that adulthood tends to diminish? Life can feel like a buffet, even if the outside world feels like an onslaught of bullshit & nonsense.


Any-fuckin’-way, I’ve got what some might find to be a treat in store for y’all. Instead of rambling over a bunch of random tracks & artists in this intro, I’m just gonna skip it. I was thinking of doing all that rambling between tracks, but honestly, it’s a fuckton of work writing, recording and editing opinions on 4 hours worth of music, and I personally prefer the uninterrupted flow from track to track. Also, I’d love to be able to get to sleep this week sometime before the fuckin’ afternoon for a change. However, if by some magical like, monkeys flying out my ass chance you’re curious why I chose this or that track, where I found them, what I had for fuckin’ dinner or some shit, feel free to fuckin’ ask.


Anyway, kicking things off right, we’ve got a SWARM track called The End of All Things. According to a post on his IG story, this track went through something like 40+ iterations before he settled on this one. No idea to what extents the iterations significantly differed from the others, but that still sounds like quite a process.


All that done did & said, let us commence, ze muthafuckin’ yojne!



01 SWARM - The End of All Things (from The End of All Things) [00:01:45]


02 Arch Enemy - Sunset over the Empire (from Sunset over the Empire) [00:07:02]


03 Ashen - Crying City (from This world is not ours) [00:11:00]


04 Benjamin Adair Murphy - Stupid Followed Evil (from Let’s Make a King) [00:12:00]


05 Death Blooms, WARGASM (UK) - Shut Up (from Shut Up) [00:14:45]


06 Delta Heavy - Ascend (from Ascend) [00:18:06]


07 Dropout Kings, (hed) p.e., Crazy Town, Twiztid - GlitchGang (Remix) (from GlitchGang (Remix)) [00:22:38]


08 Dirtyphonics, Ecraze, Graphyt, Ivory, SampliFire - Le Club (from Le Club) [00:25:01]


09 David Garrett, David Foster - Chopin Nocturne (from Music) [00:29:42]


10 ENOX - Blame Shift (from Euphoria) [00:32:46]


11 Trivecta - Empty Oceans (feat. Matluck) (from The Way Back Up) [00:35:48]


12 Arizona White, Blue, Rcycld.Matrls - Passing Me By (from Passing Me By) [00:40:00]


13 Riot Ten, SHARPS - G.T.F.O.T.W. (feat. Hashu) (from AD INFINITUM) [00:44:02]


14 t+pazolite - BIG HEAD BANGING (from BIG HEAD BANGING) [00:47:21]


15 OmenXIII - LIVE FAST DIE SLOW (feat. Travis Barker) (from LIVE FAST DIE SLOW (feat. Travis Barker)) [00:49:34]


16 Mega Ran, Zaid Tabani, Ill Al, Lost Perception - YOU DIED (ELDEN RING) (from YOU DIED (ELDEN RING)) [00:51:50]


17 Pussy Riot, Slayyyter - HATEFUCK (from HATEFUCK) [00:56:16]


18 Lo Key, KruX 1, BatiBatt - GODZILLA (from GODZILLA) [00:59:28]


19 A Wake in Providence - Godkiller (from Godkiller) [01:02:54]


20 KALCYFR, MORIS BLAK - A Touch of Malice (from A Touch of Malice) [01:10:20]


21 Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx - Sell Your Soul (from Gore 2.0) [01:13:36]


22 Chloe Adams - Dirty Thoughts (from Dirty Thoughts) [01:17:15]


23 Chase & Status - Mixed Emotions (from Mixed Emotions) [01:19:24]


24 Beats Antique - Wish (from Wish) [01:23:04]


25 Meredith Bull - mushrooms/deadpeople (from mushrooms/deadpeople) [01:26:15]


26 Fousheé - i'm fine (from i’m fine) [01:28:36]


27 BLÜ EYES - rest in peace (from rest in peace) [01:30:12]


28 LilyPichu - lilypad (from lilypad) [01:33:19]


29 creamy, untrusted - cry me a river but it's even sadder (from Pure Imagination (Female Version)) [01:36:13]


30 GentleBeatz - time (from time) [01:38:39]


31 chaos.sequence - bloodmoonretrograde (from the ties that bind the flesh and mind) [01:41:05]


32 Catnapp - mess it up (from TRUST) [01:44:17]


33 dltzk - movies for guys (from Frailty) [01:46:48]


34 t+pazolite - I still think about ydrf6gy8ghr5wsrfctghujnk (from Ponko2 Girlish) [01:52:31]


35 Bitter Bliss, ten56. - Family // Enemy (from Family // Enemy) [01:56:51]


36 Lock.ner - The Depths (from The Depths) [01:59:32]


37 Bloodywood - Dana-Dan (from Rakshak) [02:02:43]


38 bLiNd, LoFi VGM - Angel's Love (Fear of the Heavens from "Secret of Mana") (Lo-Fi Edit) (from Angel's Love (Fear of the Heavens from "Secret of Mana") (Lo-Fi Edit)) [02:07:34]


39 Nitro Fun - Prism (from Prism) [02:10:14]


40 Chime - Sherwood 2022 (from Sherwood 2022) [02:13:38]


41 meganeko - Violent Purple (from Violent Purple) [02:17:18]


42 Thank You Scientist - Gigglebutton (from Plague Accommodations) [02:20:50]


43 The Moor - Wrath of Vultures (from Wrath of Vultures) [02:22:42]


44 BLVK JVCK - Merk (from Merk) [02:27:24]


45 Living Machines - Genocide (from Genocide) [02:30:54]


46 Worm is Green - Sunday Session 20.0 (from Sunday Session 20.0) [02:35:38]


47 The Toxic Avenger - 87,6% (from Carbone Toxique) [02:40:02]


48 LLLLNNNN - Take Control (from Take Control) [02:46:26]


49 My Own Will - No Justice (from Left to the Flies) [02:49:45]


50 Northern Cold - The Edge of Everything (EverLight Remix) (from The Edge of Everything) [02:52:52]


51 Coffee Date, Dj Cutman - Dance of the Moonlight Jellies (from Stardew & Chill) [03:00:24]


52 Nighted - Aeons (from Aeons) [03:02:55]


53 A.L.I.S.O.N., Hotel Pools - Stellar (from Stellar) [03:09:22]


54 Alyag - Black Yogurt (from Black Yogurt) [03:12:17]


55 chaos.sequence - < X:E:N:O > (from the ties that bind the flesh and mind) [03:17:40]


56 The Algorithm - Data Renaissance (from Data Renaissance) [03:19:39]


57 Endeavor - A Day in the Life (from A Day in the Life) [03:24:24]


58 GHOST DATA, Skye Light - Beyond Eternity (from Symphony of the Shepherdess) [03:28:14]


59 Fox Stevenson - Miss You (Solomon France Remix) (from Miss You (Solomon France Remix)) [03:32:33]


60 ten56. - Diazepam (from Diazepam) [03:35:52]


61 Graey - Dark (from Dark) [03:38:26]


62 Last Night of Solace, Notions - Rainfall (from Rainfall) [03:41:35]


63 Living Machines - Dominion (from Dominion) [03:45:14]


64 Melad - Again (from Hiero) [03:49:49]


65 Meydän - Soir d'Automne (from Soir d’Automne) [03:52:02]


66 Whales - Death of Me (feat. Shiah Maisel) (from Death of Me) [03:53:15]


67 Ed Sheeran - Be Right Now (from =) [03:56:00]

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2022-05-30 (Flashback Edition: 2012-05-28 (Memorial Day Edition Pts. 1 & 2))

• May 30th, 2022

Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia.  It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello?  No.  I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations.  I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though.  Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right?  Right.  Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me.  It's all good, though.  I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these.  You oughta give that a try sometime.  So yeah, Memorial Day.  A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.


I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life.  It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars.  When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding.  What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords.  Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other.  Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world.  Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going.  I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.


I suppose it's just a matter of convenience.  Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life.  But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not.  Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford.  I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door.  But you know, do what you want.  Just a suggestion.  Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!



01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize) [00:02:27]


02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government) [00:03:30]


03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master Of Puppets) [00:07:00]


04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:15:14]


05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A (from Born In The U.S.A) [00:21:40]


06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (from Electric Ladyland) [00:26:10]


07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:30:05]


08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:37]


09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [00:41:54]


10 Serj Tankian - Yes, It's Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:45:25]


11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [00:49:29]


12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:51:28]


13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:55:51]


14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP) [00:59:34]


15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3) [01:05:05]


16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) [01:28:55]


17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani) [01:33:24]


18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence) [01:38:33]


19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [01:42:10]


20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [01:46:34]


21 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (from eMOTIVe) [01:50:11]


22 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [01:52:18]


23 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [01:55:54]


24 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [02:01:36]


25 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [02:05:03]


26 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush, Vol. 2) [02:07:17]


27 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body Of War OST (Disc 1)) [02:10:07]


28 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Thanks For The Support) [02:13:02]


29 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (05-23-2012) (from blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio) [02:17:56]


30 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [02:24:40]


31 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free) [02:27:42]


32 Pink - Dear Mr President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [02:29:43]


33 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [02:34:13]


34 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades) [02:36:54]


35 Bruce Springsteen & Tom Morello - The Ghost of Tom Joad (from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert, 2009) [02:41:01]


36 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore) [02:50:27]


37 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [02:55:42]


38 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [02:58:06]


39 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [03:03:23]


40 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3) [03:07:56]


41 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello, & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr Cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [03:34:23]


42 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead) [03:39:14]


43 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP) [03:43:52]


44 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [03:47:31]


45 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine) [03:52:42]

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2022-05-23 (Flashback Edition: 2012-05-21 (The .?. Edition))

• May 23rd, 2022

.?.Good morning, devoted listeners of the podcast previously entitled, Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Due to the disparaging comments made about Bain Capital's former CEO Mitt Romney on last week's podcast, you will not be hearing your regularly scheduled programming. From this point on, this podcast will be called Monday Morning Music Registered Trademark Copyright Patented Sold, Bought, Owned, Paid For and Prison Raped Forever by Clear Channel Incorporated.  There will not be anymore filthy anti-American profanity or sentiments of any sort.  There will only be top 40 pablumusic designed to keep you vaguely content and ignorant.  Curiosity, creativity and any true sense of personal happiness will be vehemently discouraged.  In God, In Capitalism, In Success, In Wealth, In Romney We Trust.  Fuck the middle class.  Get back to work, you fucking peasants.  Enjoy...---... Make sure to click the linked text below to see music videos for all the clean, Christian, American music contained in this podcast.


01 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK)

02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War)

03 Henry Rollins - My War (from Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three)

04 That Handsome Devil - Standing Room In Heaven (from That Handsome Devil EP)

05 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown EP)

06 Anti-Flag - You'd Do The Same (from Die For The Government)

07 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist)

08 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from (Fuck The) U.S.A.)

09 Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore - Angry Mother (from Oprah 1986)

10 Traci Lords - Father's Field (from 1,000 Fires)

11 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)

12 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album)

13 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners)

14 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual)

15 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual)

16 Nightwish - End Of All Hope (from Century Child)

17 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone)

18 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next (from Forever Delayed - The Greatest Hits)

19 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke)

20 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)

21 The Prodigy - Memphis Bells (from Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned)

22 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)

23 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land)

24 Serj Tankian - Borders Are... (from Imperfect Harmonies)

25 Henry Rollins - Visiting Los Angeles (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)

26 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution)

27 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)

28 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)

29 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)

30 Otto Von Schirach - The Moon Of Christ vs. The Illuminati Rep (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)

31 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow)

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2022-05-16 (Osmium-15: Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Pt. 3 (feat. Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator))

• May 16th, 2022

Part 3 is upon us, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! This will be the last one in this little trilogy that Al and I have done, but there may be something new in the works to continue this collaborative effort. Next week will be a more standard, far less conversational edition, so I hope whomever has listened has yojned the fuck & shit out of all these. If you have, for the love of fuck, let me know. I seldom ever get feedback on any of these editions, but I cherish that which I have received. It’s truly a gift to me to know even one person other than me bothered to listen. Even if they ended up hating everything I picked, at least they were curious enough to give it a fuckin’ whirl.


I won’t yammer on any longer here except to say that I included 2 super extra ultimate gourmet reacharound songs that Al and I forgot to comment on, but they’ve been lurking in the wings since we began this effort. Neither of them are available on Spotify, and when we recorded our commentary, we used a Spotify playlist aaaand these two just fuckin’ slipped our minds.


Anyway, ontooooo the yojne!



01 Architects - Impermanence (Abbey Road Version) (from For Those That Wish To Exist At Abbey Road) [00:00:44]


02 Witchcraft - Ghosts House (from Legend) [00:04:40]


03 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [00:08:53]


04 Deftones - Graphic Nature (from Koi No Yokan) [00:19:12]


05 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [00:23:43]


06 Car Bomb - Dissect Yourself (from Mordial) [00:28:21]


07 Anaal Nathrakh - Forward! (from Forward!) [00:35:28]


08 Allegaeon - The God Particle (from Fragments of Form and Function) [00:38:55]


09 Sullivan King, Grabbitz - Show Stopper (from The Demented) [00:44:11]


10 Intervals - Libra (from The Shape of Colour) [00:51:50]


11 Extreme - Play With Me (from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure OST) [00:56:42]


12 Freak Kitchen - Freak of the Week (from Cooking with Pagans) [01:00:10]


13 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [01:13:37]


14 Fair To Midland - Rikki Tikki Tavi (from Arrows & Anchors) [01:21:45]


15 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [01:25:08]


16 Destrage - Are You Kidding Me? No. (from Are You Kidding Me? No.) [01:44:11]


17 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times) [01:51:49]


18 Nekrogoblikon - Dressed as Goblins (from Welcome to Bonkers) [01:57:45]


19 t+pazolite, Nanahira - Is there no way I'm defeated by OTOGE-BOSS-KYOKU-CHAN is strongly provoking????? (from Screamin’ Showcase) [02:05:55]


20 Chon - Can't Wait (from Grow) [02:08:59]


21 Eluveitie - Rebirth (from Rebirth) [02:11:59]


22 As I Lay Dying - Confined (from Shadows Are Security) [02:21:02]


23 Trench - Imminent Power Looming (from Encased in Chrome) [02:24:09]


24 Opeth - The Devil's Orchard (from Heritage) [02:26:08]


25 Karkaos - Kolossòs (from Children of the Void) [02:39:23]


26 Rishloo - Feathergun in the Garden of the Sun (from Feathergun) [02:43:38]


27 Strapping Young Lad - Zen (from Alien) [02:48:54]


28 Slipknot - Disasterpiece (from Iowa) [02:59:59]


29 Ensiferum - One Man Army (from One Man Army) [03:05:06]


30 Thank You Scientist - The Somnambulist (from Stranger Heads Prevail) [03:09:29]


31 SeeYouSpaceCowboy... - Misinterpreting Constellations (from Misinterpreting Constellations) [03:19:14]


32 Djerv - Headstone (from Djerv) [03:23:05]


33 The Amity Affliction - All My Friends Are Dead (from Everyone Loves You Once You Leave Them) [03:26:51]


34 Architects - These Colours Don't Run (from Daybreaker) [03:38:21]


35 SWARM - Void (from Void) [03:42:17]


36 Rings of Saturn - The Macrocosm (from Ultu Ulla) [03:46:08]


37 Troldhaugen - CRISPr Me Baby One More Time (from Idio+syncrasies) [04:02:53]


38 Black Sabbath - Lord of This World (2014 Remaster) (from Master of Reality (2014 Remaster)) [04:06:21]


39 The Algorithm - pointers (from Brute Force) [04:11:41]


40 Rishloo - Landmines (from Living as Ghosts With Buildings as Teeth) [04:25:43]


41 Giraffes? Giraffes! - I Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Are Me and We Am I and I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness' Psychogenic Fugue (from More Skin With Milk-Mouth) [04:31:53]


42 Trepalium - Sick Boogie Murder (from Alchemik Clockwork Of Disorder) [04:41:23]


43 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake CD1) [04:55:27]


44 As I Lay Dying - Beyond Our Suffering (from The Powerless Rise) [04:55:28]


45 Excrementory Grindfuckers - For Whom The Shit Rolls (from Fertigmachen Szeneputzen!) [04:58:17]


46 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [05:14:21]


47 Wax Audio - Sad But Superstitious (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [05:18:38]

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2022-05-09 (Osmium-15: Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Pt. 2 (feat. Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator))

• May 9th, 2022

Part 2, muthafuckas! If you haven’t heard part 1 yet, what the ever-loving actual upside-down and backwards-ass fuck are you doing with your life? Go back to part 1, absorb its magnificity and spectaculatude, and then come back. Seriously, go ahead, I’ll wait…


Alright, you ready? Too bad, we doin’ this, muthafuckas! Yoooooojneeeee!



01 Trivium - Throes of Perdition (from Shogun (Special Edition)) [00:00:18]


02 Dragon Sound - Friends (from Miami Connection OST) [00:06:04]


03 Buckethead - Gory Head Stump 2006 the Pageant of the Slunks (from Crime Slunk Scene) [00:09:04]


04 Igorrr - Scarlatti 2.0 (from Hallelujah) [00:31:07]


05 Lamb of God - Foot to the Throat (from Sacrament) [00:34:45]


06 GRAVEDGR - RAMPAGE (Riot Ten Remix) (from 6 FEET UNDER (Remixes)) [00:37:55]


07 Protest The Hero - Termites (from Scurrilous) [00:52:27]


08 Static-X - Get To The Gone (from Machine) [00:56:23]


09 Sylosis - Altered States Of Consciousness (from Edge of the Earth) [00:59:11]


10 Big Dumb Face - He Rides the Skies (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [01:16:10]


11 Sun Voyager - God Is Dead (from Seismic Vibes) [01:20:32]


12 Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone (from Bloody Kisses) [01:27:41]


13 Mastodon - Oblivion (from Crack the Skye) [01:46:33]


14 Metallica - Whiplash (from Kill ‘Em All) [01:52:19]


15 Baroness - Kerosene (from Purple) [01:56:25]


16 Death Tour - Pigs (Nazi Cops) (from Blood Pact) [02:07:05]


17 Syncatto, LEVY - Let Us Dance (from A Place to Breathe) [02:09:11]


18 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [02:14:07]


19 All That Remains - Dead Wrong (from For We Are Many) [02:23:08]


20 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [02:26:10]


21 Cynic - Integral Birth (from Traced in Air) [02:32:15]


22 Metallica - Blackened (from …And Justice For All) [02:44:37]


23 Anthrax - Indians (from Among The Living) [02:51:15]


24 Twiztid - Corkscrew (from Corkscrew) [02:56:51]


25 The Human Abstract - Patterns (from Digital Veil) [03:06:08]


26 PhaseOne - Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein) (from Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein)) [03:09:48]


27 Parkway Drive - Dark Days (from Atlas) [03:13:06]


28 t+pazolite - HARDEST RENAISSANCE (from HARDEST RENAISSANCE) [03:22:27]


29 The Human Abstract - Digital Veil (from Digital Veil) [03:25:38]


30 Corey Taylor - Holier Than Thou (from Holier Than Thou) [03:29:06]


31 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fuck and Kill (from Dictator) [03:39:02]


32 Shining - IDGAF (Zardonic Remix) (from IDGAF (Zardonic Remix)) [03:42:33]


33 Parkway Drive - Swing (from Atlas) [03:45:36]

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2022-05-02 (Osmium-15: Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Pt. 1 (feat. Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator))

• May 2nd, 2022

Osmium is all…


All is osmium…


(Bro… hang on a sec, stop chanting, hold up)


(What’s up, man? Everything alright?)


(No, dude. This motherfuckin’ host of ours is a fuckin’ trainwreck.)


(What makes you say that?)


(Well, first of all, look at what he’s got us doin’ right now.)


(Yeah, what’s wrong with it?)


(What’s wrong with it? Are you serious? What fuckin’ sense does this shit make? Have you been followin’ along this whole Osmium saga of his?)


(No, not really. I just hit Like on his posts if I ever see them on my Insta feed.)


(Alright, well, check this out: this motherfucker posted a couple osmium-related editions around when he first got this podcast started. Fine, whatever, right? Then, he posted 6 in a row over the span of a month and some change. Dude went alphabetically through his metal collection and came out with 6 editions. A little much maybe, but I could hang.)


(You goin’ somewhere with all this, bro?)


(Motherfucker, you got a bus to catch or some shit? Have you forgotten that we’re disembodied voices in some fuckhead’s head? Or, whatever, we’re fuckin’ absorbed into the almighty Osmium, a collective hive mind entity or some shit that again, only exists in the diseased imagination of this one Fuckhead McDoodoobrain?)


(…Fuckhead McDoodoobrain?)


(Shut up, motherfucker. You’re so clever, you think of some shit to say.)


(I mean, I would, but you were in the middle of a rant and I was listening.)


(No you weren’t, dickhead! You interrupted me!)


(Ughhhh, fine! Fuck, I’m sorry alright? Is that what you want to hear?)


(Bro, I don’t wanna fight.)


(I don’t wanna fight either! That’s why I’m apologizing.)


(And I accept your apology.)


(Alright. Sorry I interrupted, continue with your rant.)


(Okay, so at this point, this dude’s posted a total of 10 osmium/metal podcast editions, unless you count the tiny metal edition.)


(Ooo, I fuckin’ love that one. That was hilarious.)


(Yo, right? My man actually sat through that entire fuckin’ thing. Gotta give it up to him for that. Anyway, so he’s at 10 or 11, aaaand then after damn near a 3-year hiatus, he posts “Osmium-X…”)


(Ahh, so, what, that should have been 11 or 12 instead of X?)


(Yeah, but this motherfucker must’ve miscounted or just didn’t think anyone would notice. Who the fuck knows with this dude?)


(Well, that’s only one mistake. You’re not really mad about that, are you?)


(Bro, if only that’s where the madness stopped… Know what he posted after X?)
















(‘Cause of the whole pandemic bullshit those idiot humans went through.)




(Yeah. No one ever gave this dude his clever trophy, and he’s been thirstin’ for one all his life.)


(Well, still, I dunno. I can’t hate on the guy for that.)


(Just you wait, motherfucker. There’s more.)






(Fuck, what else did he do?)


(After 20, later that year, he posted Osmium 11…)


(…are you fuckin’ serious?)


(Yeah, man.)


(What the actual fuck?!)


(This man is clearly not to be trusted around heavy machinery.)


(And the dude drives for a living…)


(I know, right?)


(Geez, now I’m starting to see what you mean.)


(Oh, there’s more.)


(What the fuck? How?)


(Know what he did after 11? Well, 13, of course.)




(I know.)


(So, let me get this straight: X should have been 11 or 12, 20 should have been 12 or 13, 11 should have been 13 or 14, and 13 should have been 14 or 15?)


(That sounds about right, but woe betide thee who try and understandith Fuckheadism.)


(Heh, I like that one.)


(Right? Me too. So finally, this dude is about to post this podcast and call it 14, thus perpetuating the incorrect edition numbering. But! but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but…)




(Shit, thanks, I got stuck there for a sec. Anyway, he caught himself, and now it’s 15. At long last, the fuckheadery has been corrected.)


(So, I guess the tiny metal edition wasn’t really an osmium edition in the end?)


(No, Timmy, it seems not.)


(My name’s not fuckin’ Timmy, douchebag.)








Moth-er-fuck-er-s! Emo-son-of-a-Jesus-Cheez-Wiz-jizzin’-Christ-clew to the fuckin’ 15th installment of the Osmium series (because let’s be fuckin’ real here, this has been a series since 20-fuckin’-12): Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! That’s right, number 15, right on schedule. No numerical conflicts whatsoever on the road to this number, no sir-ee Bob. I promise I won’t yammer on too much here ‘cause I already have, and we have a whole lot of additional yammering ahead of us. What does that mean? That means that my good buddy Al and I compiled this together, and we recorded bits of us commenting and conversing between 3-song blocks. As usual when I co-host, I alternate between my tracks and theirs, but this time, I wanted it to be a fully equal number of contributed tracks.


The last edition Al and I did together, I had something like 16 additional tracks left at the end, and this edition in its earliest form was absolutely no exception. I think I originally told him 25-30; he came up with 24, which woulda been fine, but this is fucking osmium and I’m me. Osmium has always been a series that I go entirely too HAM on, and before my fuckin’ penis could whistle Jack Robinson, I ended up compiling 58 fucking tracks. I begrudgingly subtracted 14, but that still meant Al had to come up with an additional 19 or 20. He did, because he’s Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator, but because of this semi-new conversational format I’m doing with him (or just trying to do this around our work schedules and such), we often found ourselves strapped for time as we kind of needed to listen to each track in each other’s presence.


Seeing as listening to 88 tracks and commenting on them all takes a long fucking time (let alone fuckin’ 116 if I had included the 14 I subtracted along with whatever other 14 I would have him pick out), we had to just work on it whenever we had time, whenever we reasonably could. Let me tell ya, we’ve been at this shit for almost a full month now, and we’re finally almost done, but he and I could go on to make a part 3, a part 4, etc. There are still those fabled 14 subtracted tracks just sitting in limbo somewhere on my computer, and there are certainly no shortage of additional tracks I could throw in.


Speaking of other parts (*unzips*)… No, no, put that away. I meant other parts of the podcast, you silly fuckin’ perverts. Anyway, speaking of other parts, part 2 should be ready as a steady mani-pedi on a thready yeti teddy eating spaghetti by next week at the latest. Maybe even part 3? Oooo, guess you’ll just have to fuckin’ wait and see. Bee-tee-fuckin’-dubya, iTunes says this first part is a paltry 3 hours and 41 minutes long (no doubt considerably longer after I record this asinine fucking intro), and normally that would be unacceptable for any osmium edition in this newer, most magnificently excessive era of Monday Morning Aural Sex, but Part 2 is around 4 hours of music alone, let alone however long our commentary & conversation ends up being. Part 2 might itself be split up so that Part 3 can have its time in the spotlight, but again, guess you’ll just have to fuckin’ wait and see, ‘cause even I don’t know myself. Frankly, the extents to which I’ve mismanaged this endeavor are astonishing to me, and all I can do at this moment is laugh at myself. Ha-ha-fuckin’-ha. Whatever, I’ll try to do better next time.


Look at me, I said I wasn’t gonna yammer on long. Meanwhile, 4 enormous fucking paragraphs later… Anyway, I hope y’all motherfuckers truly yojne this shit. A lot more effort was put into this than was ever truly necessary (which basically sums up this entire fucking podcast of mine), so I hope this semi-new format tickles your twat lips or gonads a smidgen.


All that muthafuckin’ shit done muthafuckin’ said and muthafuckin’ done again, we now, commence, ze yojne.



01 Big Dumb Face - Warning (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [00:06:56]


02 Protest The Hero - Yellow Teeth (from Volition) [00:07:47]


03 Ho99o9 - BITE MY FACE (FEAT. COREY TAYLOR) (from SKIN) [00:11:50]


04 Trivium - Throes of Perdition (from Ascendancy) [00:20:05]


05 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [00:25:49]


06 VFM Style - Iraq (from Ai Uruba) [00:27:16]


07 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [00:32:41]


08 Sylosis - Enshrined (from Monolith) [00:37:46]


09 Deftones - Ohms (from Ohms) [00:46:51]


10 Mastodon - The Czar: Usurper / Escape / Martyr / Spiral (from Crack the Skye) [00:52:56]


11 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (from The Last Sucker) [01:03:51]


12 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Sickening Wars (from Dictator) [01:08:16]


13 SWARM - The Oncoming Storm (from Fight For Your Life) [01:19:03]


14 Gojira - The Gift of Guilt (from L’Enfant Sauvage (Special Edition)) [01:23:29]


15 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [01:29:15]


16 Metallica - Spit Out the Bone (from Hardwired… To Self-Destruct) [01:34:43]


17 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka) [01:41:47]


18 Anthrax - The Devil You Know (from Worship Music) [01:45:31]


19 Once Human - Cold Arrival (from Cold Arrival) [01:58:01]


20 August Burns Red - Cutting the Ties (from Leveler: 10th Anniversary Edition) [02:02:01]


21 SLAY-52s - Raining Lobsters (from https://youtu.be/mnrfqPoX4WU) [02:06:59]


22 Royal Blood - Little Monster (from Royal Blood) [02:12:38]


23 Amaranthe - PvP (Remix) (from PvP (Remix)) [02:16:08]


24 The Sword - Cloak Of Feathers (from Apocryphon) [02:19:47]


25 White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience) [02:31:39]


26 Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head (from Rage Against The Machine - XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition)) [02:36:39]


27 Berried Alive, Johari, Philip Solo - Blood, Tears, and Champagne (from Blood, Tears, and Champagne) [02:41:45]


28 Buckethead - Welcome to Bucketheadland (from Live in Bucketheadland) [02:59:23]


29 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [03:04:17]


30 August Burns Red - Beauty in Tragedy (from Rescue & Restore) [03:07:49]


31 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix)) [03:20:41]


32 Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due (Remastered) (from Rust In Peace) [03:24:40]


33 Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [03:31:10]

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