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Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
That’s right, assholes and assholettes: Boredom is fucking Indefensible. By the way, welcome to the edition so named. Might I add, pretty much anytime you see me putting out an edition with a relatively ambiguous title like Shuffle’n’Chill, Curiosity is Fucktacular, etcetera et-fucking-cetera, it’s basically just all over the place in regards to genres. The only difference between my old Miscellaneous Fucktacularity and Random as Fuck editions is that a good portion of that stuff was tracks I already knew about. These 2019 editions have been almost all completely new stuff. See, I could easily just dig through my music collection and put together these podcasts as I have before, and likely will continue to, but I have so much time to find new stuff while I’m out driving for Lyft.
Considering the generally tedious nature of driving the same old highways over and over again, I take it upon myself to explore the unimaginably vast libraries of the numerous streaming services we all have available to us. Hintity-fucking-hint-hint. That brings me back to the title of this edition: Boredom is Indefensible. It has pretty much always been indefensible so long as you have at least a moderately functional imagination. Even if you were stranded at some insurance seminar, even if you were waiting at the doctor’s or dentist’s office for your appointment, even if you were traipsing aimlessly through a fucking desert, boredom is still goddamn indefensible.
In this day and age, when an extremely large portion of the population is walking around with tiny computers in their pockets, computers that have near instantaneous access to a staggering, overwhelming amount of information, boredom is indefensible. What kind of bland, passionless, pathetic sack of shit actually allows themselves to get bored anymore? Seriously, how is it even fucking possible to be bored? I don’t fucking get it. I understand being welded to your comfort zone. I don’t respect it, and I encourage the living fuck out of you to venture outside of it, but I do understand it. But holiest of holy fucks, don’t be fucking bored.
Anyway, I think I’ve made myself clear. Before we yojne, we have a brief message from the UnaBooBoo.
And now… YOOOOOOJJJJJNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
01 Snails - Crank Bass (feat. Liam Cormier) (from SLIMEAGEDDON) [00:02:05]
02 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [00:06:27]
03 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [00:11:07]
04 Drunkformer - Drunky Bot (from http://soundcloud.com/drunkformer) [00:13:08]
05 Twiztid - Boogieman (Skit) (from The Darkness) [00:16:46]
06 Twiztid - Boogieman (from The Darkness) [00:17:50]
07 Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (from ) [00:22:10]
08 Maxim - 808 (feat. Cianna Blaze) (from 808) [00:25:53]
09 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c’tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:29:29]
10 Tristam - Till It’s Over (from Till It’s Over) [00:33:12]
11 Igorrr - ieuD (from Savage Sinusoid) [00:37:33]
12 Bandlez - Weed Haha (feat. Barely Alive & Rod Azlan) (from Multiplayer EP) [00:41:25]
13 Keys N Krates - Save Me (feat. Katy B) (from Midnite Mass EP) [00:44:49]
14 FantomenK - Cpu Mood (from FantomenK) [00:48:27]
15 Chime - Interdimensional (feat. Ace Aura) (from Interdimensional EP) [00:53:30]
16 Poppy - Voicemail (from Voicemail) [00:56:47]
17 Landon Tewers - Whipits (from Dead Kid) [00:59:27]
18 Pegboard Nerds - Gunslinga (feat. MC Mota) (from Gunslinga) [01:02:50]
19 Groundislava - Dark Planet (from Endless Voyage) [01:05:34]
20 Maxim - Red Dress (from Red Dress) [01:08:47]
21 A Tribe Called Red - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/neonnativez) [01:12:52]
22 Varien - Born of Blood, Risen From Ash (from Born of Blood, Risen From Ash) [01:17:53]
23 Tech N9ne - I Caught Crazy! (4Ever) (from N9NA) [01:21:53]
24 Genetix - Sound The Alarm (feat. Sadhu) (from Sound The Alarm) [01:24:44]
25 Mr Sam - Secret (feat. Rani) (from Lyteo (Platinum Edition)) [01:28:54]
26 Ray Charles - Black Coffee (from The Atlantic Studio Albums in Mono (Remastered)) [01:38:00]
27 Hyper - Clockwork (from Lies) [01:43:25]
28 Caravan Palace - Jolie Coquine (from Caravan Palace) [01:47:59]
29 Panda Eyes - ILY (from Kiko) [01:51:38]
30 Au5 - Eden (feat. Danyka Nadeau) (from Eden) [01:55:14]
31 Rezz, Blanke - Mixed Signals (from Mixed Signals) [02:00:18]
32 Thrown Into Exile - Song for the Lost (feat. Björn “Speed” Strid) (from Safe Inside) [02:04:02]
33 Tom Francis - Lifestyle (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Lifestyle) [02:09:04]
34 Darktek - Russia Bitch (feat. Little Big) (from Bad Papa) [02:12:33]
35 Maxim - Respect (feat. Lee Gough) (from Respect) [02:16:26]
36 Gost - Cursed (from Skull) [02:19:58]
37 Starcadian - Ultralove (from Saturdaze) [02:23:27]
38 Ruby My Dear - Charade (from Brame) [02:28:37]
39 Tut Tut Child - Plain Sight (feat. Rachel Hirons) (from Ask Your Friends First EP) [02:33:12]
40 The Bridge City Sinners - Kreacher (from Here’s to the Devil) [02:37:47]
41 Chime - Terraform (from Invincible) [02:40:52]
42 FWLR, Twistex - Talk to Me (from Without Borders) [02:45:11]
43 Magic Sword - Sword of Truth (from Volume 1) [02:49:28]
44 Feed Me - High Speed Weekend Survivor (from Feed Me’s Family Reunion) [02:55:24]
45 Danger - 6.24 (from Furi OGST) [03:02:24]
46 Skit - Fractal Tears (from Fractal Tears) [03:06:43]
47 Au5 - Any Longer (feat. Q’aila) (from Any Longer / Hit Rewind (feat. Q’aila)) [03:10:39]
48 Atrey - Dark Prince (Final Cut) (from Dark Prince) [03:15:23]
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
What’s up, muthafuckaaaas?! Welcome once again to another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week is a collection of tracks from past Rap vs. Hip-Hop editions, and there are a few newer tracks sprinkled in. I decided to make this because my Rap vs. Hip-Hop editions have been some of my consistently favorite podcasts to make and to listen to after the fact, and this is meant to be a bit of a retrospective to help further appreciate the journey going forward. I forget if I ever mentioned it in past editions, but I’ve loved rap and hip-hop ever since the early 90s, but I was told from my peers that my listening to rap was weird.
You know how it goes. When you’re young, you tend to listen to your peers. You give their opinions credence ‘cause you’re all trying to figure out the often terrifying world around you while you’re living in it. Anyway, yeah, because I also listened to Metallica, it was weird for me to listen to Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, etc. I branched off in the direction of metal and rock for a year or so before I realized my peers were full of shit, and ICP drew me back in to the rap/hip-hop genre. Amusingly enough, Eminem blew open the gate even wider a few years later when I heard Kim for the first time. For those unaware, ICP and Eminem were beefing for quite a while, but I enjoyed them both regardless.
So yeah, I’m looking forward to deepening my appreciation for both rap and hip-hop, and continuing to blur the boundaries between the two. I think this podcast does an excellent job of that, but fuck me and my opinions. To yojne, or not to yojne: that is the question. Personally, I’m gonna yojne my cock off backwards so you can eat the Cinnamon Toast Crunch out my sweaty ass crack, bitch! You should do the same!
01 2Pac - California Love (feat. Dr. Dre) (from Greatest Hits (Disc 2)) [00:01:14]
02 Afu-Ra & The Human Orchestra - Aural Fixation (from Life Force Radio) [00:05:53]
03 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down) [00:10:12]
04 Bazaar Royale - What’s It All For (from Cradle 2 The Grave OST) [00:14:50]
05 Riff Raff - i SEE iCE iCY STUPiD iCE (from PiNK PYTHON) [00:18:39]
06 Ho99o9 - Mega City Nine (unknown virus 4.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [00:21:25]
07 Eyedea and Abilities - Void (Internal Theory) (from First Born) [00:23:39]
08 Die Antwoord - Banana Brain (from Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid) [00:25:50]
09 Twiztid - Barely Surviving (Ride or Die) (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:30:32]
10 Eminem - Puke (from Encore) [00:34:59]
11 ASM - Simile Soliloquy (from Platypus Funk) [00:39:05]
12 Cypress Hill - Rise Up (feat. Tom Morello) (from Rise Up) [00:43:02]
13 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [00:46:52]
14 Death Grips - You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat (from Government Plates) [00:50:51]
15 Kittie - Da Shit Ya Can’t Fuc Wit (Da Brat cover) (from Brackish (Limited Edition)) [00:53:31]
16 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:55:40]
17 The Killjoy Club - Don’t Fuck Wit Me (from Reindeer Games) [00:59:41]
18 Ho99o9 - Splash (from United States of Horror) [01:04:05]
19 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [01:06:52]
20 Capone-N-Noreaga - Bang Bang (feat. Foxy Brown) (from The Reunion) [01:11:31]
21 Eyedea and Abilities - Paradise (from E And A) [01:15:54]
22 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I’ll Connect (from Clockwork Gray) [01:22:26]
23 Twiztid - Lift Me Up (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [01:25:27]
24 Lo Key - Pump Pump [Toxic Remix] (feat. Candi Creep) (from Jack Yo Beatz [EP]) [01:29:27]
25 Dr. Dre - Housewife (feat. Kurupt & Hittman) (from 2001) [01:32:46]
26 Molly Gruesome - I’m A Ghost (from Spitfire) [01:36:48]
27 2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up (from Greatest Hits (Disc 1)) [01:40:25]
28 Die Antwoord - Shit Just Got Real (feat. Sen Dog) (from Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid) [01:44:49]
29 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Pennywise (from Better off Dead) [01:48:36]
30 Rage Against The Machine - Fistful Of Steel (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:51:16]
31 ASM - Boom To The Bap (from Platypus Funk) [01:56:44]
32 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (from Donker Mag) [02:00:02]
33 Blue Scholars - Loyalty (from Bayani) [02:03:19]
34 Hopsin - I Just Can’t (from Pound Syndrome) [02:07:14]
35 Sage Francis - Keep Moving (from Human The Death Dance) [02:11:31]
36 The Fugees - Fu-Gee-La (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [02:16:05]
37 Psychopathic Rydas - Bye Bye (from Ryden Dirtay) [02:20:10]
38 NaS & Damian Marley - Patience (from Distant Relatives) [02:24:17]
39 Dark Lotus - Swarm (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [02:29:57]
40 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & a Thief) [02:34:42]
41 Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic (from Check Your Head) [02:38:06]
42 Sense MC - It’s Just A Ride (feat. Amoss & Dexta) (from The Elephant In The Room) [02:42:21]
43 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Notorious Thugs (from The Collection Vol. 1) [02:45:25]
44 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [02:51:26]
45 Cypress Hill - Pass The Knife (from Elephants On Acid) [02:53:26]
46 Cypress Hill - Shut ‘Em Down (feat. Tom Morello) (from Rise Up) [02:57:02]
47 Beastie Boys - Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun (from Paul’s Boutique) [03:00:24]
48 Twiztid - Woe Woe (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [03:03:52]
49 Cunninlynguists - Mic Like a Memory (feat. Kory Calico) (from Will Rap for Food) [03:09:05]
50 Ghostemane - Bonesaw (from N / O / I / S / E) [03:13:39]
51 Death Grips - Takyon (Death Yon) (from Exmilitary) [03:15:31]
52 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [03:18:19]
53 Mr. Grey - Matter of Time (feat. Hopsin & Fury) (from Remain Raw) [03:21:37]
54 The Underground Avengers - Thanos (feat. Tech N9ne, Twiztid, Rittz, Jelly Roll, Krizz Kaliko, Crucifix, King Iso & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Anomaly 88) [03:24:17]
55 Oliver Hart - Here For You (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [03:30:12]
56 Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything (from Fuck Everything) [03:35:11]
57 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [03:38:47]
58 Immortal Technique - Rebel Arms (feat. J Arch & Da Circle) (from The 3rd World) [03:42:55]
59 Eminem - Untitled (from Recovery) [03:46:52]
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Ha, a-ha, and a ha-ha-muthafuckin’ ha, muthafuckas! Clemeow (which is an anagram for “welcome,” for those paying some sort of attention) to the third installment of the Laughter is an Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning goddamn muthafuckin’ Aural Sex! Can you goddamn believe it’s been over 5 years since I made an all-comedy podcast? Funny, maybe I didn’t feel like laughing all that much ‘cause I was mired in crippling depression stemming from a laundry list of failures that made even entertaining the notion of a brighter future than death fucking laughable! HAHAHAHA! See what I did there? I made a shit-sandwich of a sentence between the words, “funny,” and, “laughable,” because this is a comedy edition!
For real though, I think we need to be checking up on stand-up comics more regularly. I know from experience how people sometimes use humor to mask some deep, deep darkness, and we all don’t need to look much farther than Richard Jeni and Robin Williams to see how comedians can excel at that particular coping mechanism. I know a lot fewer of you have any idea who Richard Jeni is, but he was one of my parents’ and my favorite comedians for many years. Any-fuckin’-way, let’s get to the fuckin’ comedy already, shall we?
But first, before we yojne, make sure to catch this news story later, especially considering it’s summertime. It might just save your life.
01 Berkeley Systems - News Teaser #1 (from You Don’t Hear Jack!) [00:00:59]
02 Robin Williams - Hot Enough For You? (from Live 2002) [00:01:03]
03 Robin Williams - Drugs To Make You Feel Better (from Live 2002) [00:04:16]
04 Robin Williams - Religion and Marriage (from Weapons Of Self Destruction) [00:05:53]
05 Bill Burr - Becoming That Guy (from Let It Go) [00:12:39]
06 Bill Burr - Little Things (from Let It Go) [00:16:46]
07 Bill Burr - What Are You A Fag? (from Let It Go) [00:20:29]
08 Bill Burr - Can’t Hit ‘Em (from Why Do I Do This?) [00:27:15]
09 Donald Glover - AIDS vs. Babies (from Weirdo) [00:31:20]
10 Katt Williams - Weed Places (from Priceless) [00:36:59]
11 David Cross - Truth = Cynicism (from Oh, Come On) [00:39:38]
12 David Cross - And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… (from Oh, Come On) [00:43:42]
13 Roy Zimmerman - To Be A Liberal (from Thanks For The Support) [00:50:47]
14 Patton Oswalt - Adorable Racism (from Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time) [00:55:15]
15 Patton Oswalt - Creative Depression (from Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time) [01:00:29]
16 Patton Oswalt - New Clothes (from Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time) [01:07:06]
17 Jim Jeffries - April 18th (from Bare) [01:12:47]
18 Jim Jeffries - Gun Control (from Bare) [01:18:34]
19 Jim Jeffries - Straight Talker (from Freedumb) [01:34:33]
20 Jim Jeffries - You’re Slowing Us Down (from Freedumb) [01:40:44]
21 Jim Jeffries - Freedumb (from Freedumb) [01:44:24]
22 Greg Proops - Orange 45 (from The Resistance) [01:52:08]
23 King Missile - The President (from The Psychopathology of Everyday Life) [01:55:29]
24 John Mulaney - The Salt and Pepper Diner (from The Top Part) [01:58:22]
25 Sarah Silverman - Killing Jesus (from We Are Miracles) [02:04:20]
26 Sarah Silverman - Looking Inward (from We Are Miracles) [02:08:08]
27 Sarah Silverman - Senator Obama (from We Are Miracles) [02:14:46]
28 Sarah Silverman - You’re Gonna Die Soon (from Jesus Is Magic) [02:18:49]
29 Berkeley Systems - P.S.A. #1 (from You Don’t Hear Jack!) [02:20:18]
30 Tom Green - Married People on Facebook and Video Phones (from Tom Green: Live) [02:20:25]
31 Tom Green - The Evolution of Text Messaging (from Tom Green: Live) [02:25:23]
32 Tom Green - Technology and Naked Pictures (from Tom Green: Live) [02:29:33]
33 Roy Zimmerman - Dear Number 1036924053887 (from Thanks For The Support) [02:32:58]
34 Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie (from They’re All Gonna Laugh At You) [02:35:35]
35 Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist (from What The Hell Happened To Me?) [02:39:19]
36 Iliza Shlesinger - Girl’s Night (from War Paint) [02:47:18]
37 Iliza Shlesinger - Witching Hour of Drinking (from War Paint) [02:52:44]
38 Rachel Feinstein - A Lap Dance, Finally (from Only Whores Wear Purple) [02:57:25]
39 Rachel Feinstein - Alabama / Guns / First Jewish (from Only Whores Wear Purple) [02:58:36]
40 Rachel Feinstein - Me and Jenna Jameson (from Only Whores Wear Purple) [03:03:04]
41 Berkeley Systems - Phone Message (from You Don’t Hear Jack!) [03:13:12]
42 Chris Rock - Drugs, Donuts, Wealth (from Never Scared) [03:13:35]
43 Chris Rock - Tip Your Hat To Whitey (Jamaica) (from Never Scared) [03:23:17]
44 Chris Rock - Crackers (from Never Scared) [03:24:50]
45 Bill Hicks - The Elite (from Philosophy: The Best of Bill Hicks) [03:32:38]
46 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor) [03:33:41]
47 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations) [03:35:59]
48 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [03:42:08]
49 Berkeley Systems - News Teaser #2 (from You Don’t Hear Jack!) [03:44:18]
50 Doug Stanhope - Ugly Woman Who Could Sing (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere) [03:44:25]
51 Doug Stanhope - Suicidal Species (from From Across the Street) [03:49:59]
52 Doug Stanhope - I Can Do Nothing Better Than You (from Beer Hall Putsch) [03:52:24]
53 Doug Stanhope - 60 Inches of AIDS on Any Given Sunday (from Beer Hall Putsch) [03:56:54]
54 Doug Stanhope - Faggot (from Deadbeat Hero) [04:07:22]
55 Doug Stanhope - Liberty And Justice For Who? (from Deadbeat Hero) [04:08:21]
56 Doug Stanhope - Free Country? (from Deadbeat Hero) [04:11:04]
57 George Carlin - They’re Only Words (from Parental Advisory) [04:14:51]
58 George Carlin - You’re Lost (from Playin’ With Your Head) [04:19:25]
59 George Carlin - Man Stuff (from You Are All Diseased) [04:19:25]
60 George Carlin - Names (from You Are All Diseased) [04:24:48]
61 George Carlin - How To Handle A Heckler (from George Carlin misc.) [04:29:11]
62 George Carlin - Guys Named Todd (from Complaints and Grievances) [04:30:13]
63 George Carlin - Answering Machines (from Complaints and Grievances) [04:31:43]
64 George Carlin - Coast-To-Coast Emergency (from Life Is Worth Losing) [04:32:35]
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
To Valhalla, motherfuckers! Welcome, welcome, wel-fucking-come to the Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition! This is basically a concept podcast, and I mean that quite literally. I still have lots to learn about Norse mythology, but what I have learned has been intensely fascinating. So, the beginning and end relate to the title in some way or another, and everything between is pretty much just disjointed chaos as far as the organization goes. I probably could have organized it better if I went and looked up every single track and how they relate to each other, but frankly, I just didn’t have that kind of time on my hands over the past week.
Plus, I’m pretty sure some of these tracks stray from Norse mythology altogether. Bottom line is that I absolutely love the video game, “Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice,” and the group, “Heilung,” and I wanted to expand my knowledge in those general directions. So, if you have some constructive suggestion(s) how I could’ve organized this playlist a little better, let me know. I’d actually love to hear feedback like that, especially since I’m pretty sure nobody gave even a fraction of a fuck or a shit about last week’s Rave Review Retrospective. I was expecting that, though. I barely had it in me to give a fuck about an all show tune podcast, but it actually came out pretty awesome. Considering I spent at least 15-20 goddamn hours skimming through tracks, recording, assembling, yadda-yadda-ing, I’d fuckin’ damn well hope so.
Aaaaany-fuckin’-way, let us commence ze holy quest of yojne!
01 Eskapism - Wind From Niflheim (from Songs Of The Ancient Wind) [00:01:02]
02 Heilung - Galgaldr (from Futha) [00:08:16]
03 David García Díaz, Andy LaPlegua - Helheim (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [00:18:33]
04 David García Díaz, Passarella Death Squad - Hela (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [00:22:41]
05 Nytt Land - Völuspá (Ask veit ek standa) (from Sköpun: Songs from Elder Edda) [00:26:53]
06 Heilung - Elddansurin (from Futha) [00:32:14]
07 Eivør - Í Tokuni (from Slør + Bridges) [00:40:12]
08 Korpiklaani - Pilli On Pajusta Tehty (from Noita) [00:43:38]
09 Heilung - Carpathian Forest (from Ofnir) [00:46:18]
10 Percival Schuttenbach, Marcin Przybyłowicz - The Song Of The Sword-Dancer (from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt OGST) [00:48:37]
11 Darkher - Moths (from Realms) [00:50:42]
12 David García Díaz - Druth (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [00:55:50]
13 Eliwagar - Heidr’s Drøm (from Heidr) [01:00:04]
14 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [01:03:13]
15 Heilung - Hakkrskaldyr (from Lifa) [01:12:46]
16 Saunder Jurriaans, Danny Bensi - Ragnar’s Ride (from For Honor OGST) [01:15:36]
17 Rúnahild - Seidrúnar (from Seidrúnar) [01:18:00]
18 Heilung - Alfadhirhaiti (from Ofnir) [01:26:01]
19 Faanefjell - Drikkegilde I Jotunheimen (from Trollmarsj) [01:32:46]
20 David García Díaz - Shadow (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [01:37:13]
21 Heilung - Fylgija Futhorck (from Lifa) [01:39:24]
22 Hedningarna - Räven (from Trä) [01:51:58]
23 SKÁLD - Rún (from Vikings Chant) [01:56:35]
24 Percival Schuttenbach, Marcin Przybyłowicz - Silver For Monsters… (from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt OGST) [01:59:11]
25 Sowulo - Ginnungagap (Acoustic) (from SOL) [02:01:27]
26 Heilung - Othan (from Futha) [02:05:34]
27 Osi And The Jupiter - Baldur (from Uthuling Hyl) [02:15:42]
28 Kaunan - Vallåt (from Forn) [02:22:03]
29 Valravn - Sjón (from Koder på snor) [02:26:09]
30 Heilung - Svanrand (from Futha) [02:30:39]
31 RÁN, Kai Uwe Faust, HEILUNG, Maria Franz - Suurin (from LYS) [02:34:09]
32 Sylvaine - L’appel Du Vide (from Atoms Aligned, Coming Undone) [02:39:58]
33 Korpiklaani - Kylästä Keväinen Kehto (from Noita) [02:47:32]
34 Heilung - Traust (from Traust) [02:52:12]
35 King of Asgard - Nordvegr (from …to North) [03:01:54]
36 Trobar de Morte - Summoning the Gods (from Ouroboros) [03:07:37]
37 Månegarm - Mother Earth Father Thunder (Bonus Track) (from Månegarm) [03:11:45]
38 Bear McCreary - Valkyries (from God of War OGST) [03:17:49]
39 Danheim - Temple of Odin (from Munarvagr) [03:22:53]
40 Skálmöld - Óðinn (from Börn Loka) [03:26:09]
41 Antti Martikainen - To Valhalla! (from Eternal Saga) [03:28:15]
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
The show must go ooooooon, muthafuckaaaaas! Welcomemoclew to another enthralling, nipple-calcifying edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! This week, I have kept the promise I made last week, and I thus deliver to you and your eager, throbbing ear sphincters: the Rave Review Retrospective Edition! What in the upside-down-quadratic fuck is that supposed to mean? Let’s discuss…
*ahem*
My father started a freelance audio/video production company called Rave Review Productions sometime in the early-to-mid 90s, and even at the tender age of 11-years-old, I was helping him out with technical work such as camera operation, PA setup, mixing board operation, et-fuckin’-cetera. Know what that means? Yeah, I’ve been at this shit for 23 years on and off. Couldn’t do much for the business when I was in college and all, but I pretty much took over when I returned to Jersey in 2012, and then fully took over when my dad passed in early 2014.
Lemme tell ya, perverts and pervettes, the past few decades have been filled with all sorts of adversity in regards to my age and appearance. I happen to believe (and seemingly quite logically, I might add) that neither age nor appearance can determine anyone’s technical ability. Regardless, I heard about all sorts of people saying things like, “How can a kid actually operate a camera (or mixing console)? He’s bound to screw it up!”
When I got older, and started exploring alternative styles of clothing and body modification, I was forever being told to censor myself for the sake of professionalism. Can anyone fucking explain to me how my style of dress, the color of my hair, the piercings in my ears, lips, nose, etc. have any fucking effect on my ability to do a good job? It’d be one thing if I looked dirty, or another if I smelled bad, which I’m assuming have never been issues. I consider myself pretty fucking good at what I do, and I’ve been told as much plenty of times. It’s one aspect of my life about which I can afford to be immodest. Not to say I know everything, of course.
I’m always learning, but my aesthetic no more determines my professionalism than Cheeto fucking Shitler’s capacity to construct even a marginally coherent fucking sentence determines his ability to (somehow) be elected Resident. *sigh* Anyway, I digress. I have competently run this business for 5 years in the wake of my father’s passing, but the clients fell away one after another, and just a few months ago, our business van’s brakes went absolutely kaput. Actually happened while I was in it, and on a downward slope. Fun story. Had to steer into oncoming traffic and dodge two vehicles, pass through a 5-way intersection (somehow) with no other traffic passing through, and settled on an adjacent upward slope so that I could park and wait for a tow. Only found out later that the goddamn registration was expired, so I probably would’ve faced some serious legal bullshit had I actually hit anyone or anything.
So yeah, the repairs were estimated at something like $2500-3000, and that’s more money than Rave Review will even make this year, sooooo fuck that. To be perfectly honest, while I’m a little melancholic about the whole thing, seeing as it’s the end of an era, I’m mostly relieved. Doing work for Rave Review was often rather physically and psychologically demanding. I found myself fighting crippling anxiety months before show dates, simply because I didn’t want to cart all the goddamn heavy shit around, set it up, run the show and/or rehearsals, tear it down and then toss it all back in storage. Never even mind all the fucking bullshit troubleshooting I had to do before (and during) shows. Never even mind how the FCC was pulling our livelihood out from under us by selling off frequency bandwidth in the same range as our wireless lavalier microphones.
Those lavaliers were basically our foundation. See, we mostly did theatrical productions which relied on body microphones called lavaliers, and when the FCC sold off those frequency bands, it essentially became pointless (not to mention illegal) to use microphones that operated within certain frequency ranges. Pointless because of the damn near inevitable interference we would get (pops, clicks, loud static feedback, etc.), and illegal because the bandwidths were sold to emergency services like law enforcement, firefighters, you know. To further elaborate, the older Sennheiser G2 models, a good portion of our arsenal were only operational between 700-750 MHz. Those microphones became useless back in 2012-2013. Only just last year, they did the same thing for the 600-650 MHz range, but this time they sold them to television networks for some reason. What all that means is that we went from having 40 something operational microphones to having maybe about 12. If there is a way to reprogram them to different frequency bands, I’m completely unaware of it, and I’m almost 100% sure it’s impossible. Either that, or it would require a great deal of disassembly, unsoldering, resoldering, reassembly, etc. I don’t have the fucking patience for that trash, nor do I have the clients to make it worthwhile anymore. We’ve also not made anywhere near the amount of money it’d require to just buy new microphones within the 500 MHz range.
Before anyone starts wondering, no, I didn’t lose all the clients because of that. I’m pretty sure only one opted to hire someone else because of that, and going from three clients to two was pretty much whatever. Not like that one extra client would’ve saved the business, but I’m pretty sure my dad’s clients just didn’t want to work with me for whatever fucking reason(s). Not even like I wanted the damn business to be saved, though. I told my dad even as far back as my mid-teens that I had no intention of making Rave Review into my career.
Even back in the late 90s, we had done so many utterly horrendous productions (children’s productions, I might add) that my sanity could scarcely withstand the idea of enduring a lifetime of shit like that. That’s one of the big reasons why I went to college for audio engineering, by the way. I knew that I loved the technical aspects of audio, not to mention the creative aspects, but I wanted a job where I didn’t have to schlep around all my fucking gear. Maybe that seems lazy to some of you, maybe it is, but my dad developed a number of health issues because of all his years doing shit like that. I don’t want to go down that same road.
So anyway, yeah, this fucking podcast. This is comprised of 4 and a half hours of music that I actually rather enjoyed throughout my two decades of providing sound for musical theater. A lot of it comes from productions we did with a theater group called The Garage, whose founder (Michael Bias) is a longtime family friend. Michael and my dad got along rather well for at least 20 some odd years, and probably largely due to the fact that they were both ex-hippies. Or maybe hippies in disguise. Or maybe not disguise so much as… evolved? I don’t fuckin’ know. I do know that The Garage productions were actually quite good, especially as opposed to the slew of garbage we did all over northern NJ. In case you might be wondering about the inclusion of songs by The Who and The Beatles, The Garage actually did productions of Tommy and Sgt. Pepper.
In fact, 8 out of the 26 different musicals from whose soundtracks I compiled this podcast were done by The Garage, and I even had small roles in their productions of Little Shop and Wizard of Oz when I was like 5 or 6 years old. Coincidentally, I was a small person with small roles, including being part of the Lollipop Guild: one of the groups of Munchkins who welcomed Dorothy to Oz. Yo, it took me for-fuckin’-ever to eat that goddamn lollipop after the show had long since wrapped up. No idea why, but there ya go. Random facts about yours fuckin’ truly.
Speaking of which, I actually did a bit of acting myself, although it wasn’t with The Garage. One of the most hilarious roles was Lank from Crazy For You. My mom directed it, and because it was a middle-school production, we were all horny little bastards. We drove her crazy (haha, see what I did there?) missing our cues, talking backstage, etc. Anyway, plenty of stories about that experience, but I also played Charles Dickens in two different productions of A Christmas Carol, I played Schroeder in You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown, and I played the Prince in Romeo & Juliet.
Anyway, moving on, I should mention that there are a number of shows that I flat out vetoed because I cannot fucking stand them anymore. I can’t stand watching them, doing sound for them, hearing music from them, fucking anything. Annie comes to mind immediately, but others include Grease, Fiddler on the Roof, The Sound of Music, High School Musical, Hairspray, Godspell, Little Mermaid, Frozen, and the list goes on and fuckin’ on. I actually tried sifting through the soundtracks of Grease and Sound of Music thinking I might have missed something worth including, and no. Really just done with all that crap.
Aside from that, I want to mention that my dad played Captain Hook in Peter Pan, which is why I included only the pirate songs from that show. I should ALSO fuckin’ mention that some of these songs come from movie soundtracks either because I couldn’t (or didn’t care to) find Broadway versions on Spotify, or I just preferred the movie soundtrack versions. AL-FUCKING-SO, that Julie London track, “Bidin’ My Time,” is (as far as I fuckin’ know) originally from Crazy For You, but I prefer her version. The Manson track is only there because of its usage of the dialogue from Willy Wonka, and I did a little somethin’ special with all that. You’ll have to listen and hear it for your damn selves.
Jesus fuckin’ jumping jack jizz in a gym sock Christ, this intro is becoming a goddamn novel. So, let me wrap this up and say that I have a ton of anecdotes to go along with these tracks. If by some wild fucking out-of-this-universe chance you’re actually curious to hear any of those, let me know and I’ll be happy to share.
Aaaaaand, with that, we now commence ze yojne!
01 Michelle Weeks, Tisha Campbell, Tichina Arnold, Ellen Green, Rick Moranis - Skid Row (Downtown) (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [00:07:27]
02 Rick Moranis, Michelle Weeks, Tichina Arnold, Tisha Campbell, The Do Wops - Da-Doo (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [00:11:39]
03 Steve Martin, Michelle Weeks, Tichina Arnold, Tisha Campbell - Dentist! (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [00:13:01]
04 Levi Stubbs, Rick Moranis, Michelle Weeks, Tichina Arnold, Tisha Campbell - Feed Me (Git It) (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [00:15:27]
05 Levi Stubbs, Michelle Weeks, Tichina Arnold, Tisha Campbell - Suppertime (from Little Shop Of Horrors OST) [00:18:48]
06 Billy Bletcher, Pinto Colveg, Harry Stanton - The Lollipop Guild (from The Wizard of Oz OST) [00:20:46]
07 The Munchkins - We Welcome You to the Munchkin Land (from The Wizard of Oz OST) [00:21:11]
08 Irene Cara - Fame (from Fame OST) [00:21:50]
09 Irene Cara - Out Here on My Own (from Fame OST) [00:26:59]
10 Laura Dean, Irene Cara, Paul McCrane, Traci Parnell, Eric Brockington - I Sing the Body Electric (from Fame OST) [00:30:06]
11 Venustra K. Robinson, Diane Lane, Josie de Guzman, Randy Ruiz, Ray Contreras - Minnesota Strip / Song of a Child Prostitute (from Runaways (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [00:35:03]
12 Karen Evans - To the Dead of Family Wars (from Runaways (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [00:38:21]
13 Julie London - Bidin’ My Time (from Easy Does It) [00:41:51]
14 Kirby Ward, Jeremy Harrison, Vanessa Leagh-Hicks, Helen Way, Crazy for You Ensemble (London) - Slap That Bass (from Crazy for You (Original London Cast Recording)) [00:45:41]
15 Ruthie Henshall - Someone to Watch Over Me (from Crazy for You (Original London Cast Recording)) [00:50:46]
16 Kirby Ward - They Can’t Take That Away From Me (from Crazy for You (Original London Cast Recording)) [00:54:26]
17 Amanda Prior, Shawn Scott - Naughty Baby (from Crazy for You (Original London Cast Recording)) [00:57:00]
18 The Jud Conlon Chorus - A Pirate’s Life (from Peter Pan OST) [01:00:33]
19 Julian Forsythe, Stuart Pendred, Marcus Allen Cooper, Mark Slama - Pirate March (from Peter Pan (Original Broadway Cast Recording 1997)) [01:01:02]
20 Paul Schoeffler, Julian Forsythe, Stuart Pendred, Marcus Allen Cooper, Mark Slama - A Princely Scheme (Hook’s Tango) (from Peter Pan (Original Broadway Cast Recording 1997)) [01:02:06]
21 Paul Schoeffler, Julian Forsythe, Stuart Pendred, Marcus Allen Cooper, Mark Slama - Another Princely Scheme (Hook’s Tarantella) (from Peter Pan (Original Broadway Cast Recording 1997)) [01:03:17]
22 Paul Schoeffler, Julian Forsythe, Stuart Pendred, Marcus Allen Cooper, Mark Slama - Hook’s Waltz (from Peter Pan (Original Broadway Cast Recording 1997)) [01:04:29]
23 The Who, Andy Macpherson, Jon Astley - Amazing Journey (Remixed Album Version) (from Tommy) [01:08:33]
24 The Who, Andy Macpherson, Jon Astley - Pinball Wizard (Original Album Version) (from Tommy) [01:11:58]
25 Susan Watson - How Lovely To Be A Woman (from Bye Bye Birdie (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:14:54]
26 Susan Watson, Jessica Albright, Sharon Lerit, Chita Rivera - One Boy (from Bye Bye Birdie (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:17:24]
27 Paul Lynde - Kids (from Bye Bye Birdie (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:20:06]
28 Robert Preston - Ya Got Trouble (from The Music Man (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:21:34]
29 Barbara Cook, Pert Kelton - Piano Lesson (from The Music Man (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:25:20]
30 Barbara Cook - Goodnight My Someone (from The Music Man (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:27:15]
31 Robert Preston - The Sadder-But-Wiser Girl For Me (from The Music Man (Original Broadway Cast)) [01:29:57]
32 Josie de Guzman, Peter Gallagher - I’ll Know (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:31:35]
33 Faith Prince, Tina Marie DeLeone, Denise Faye, JoAnn M. Hunter, Nancy Lemenager, Greta Martin, Pascale Faye - A Bushel and a Peck (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:36:28]
34 Walter Bobbie, J.K. Simmons - Guys and Dolls (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:39:32]
35 Peter Gallagher - My Time of Day (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:42:27]
36 Josie de Guzman, Peter Gallagher - I’ve Never Been in Love Before (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:44:25]
37 Peter Gallagher, Guys and Dolls Ensemble - Luck Be a Lady (from Guys and Dolls (New Broadway Cast Recording (1992))) [01:46:28]
38 Evan Pappas - Larger Than Life (from My Favorite Year (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [01:49:27]
39 Evan Pappas, Lannyl Stephens - Shut Up and Dance (from My Favorite Year (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [01:54:10]
40 Tim Curry - If the World Were Like the Movies (from My Favorite Year (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [01:58:07]
41 Tom Mardirosian, Tim Curry, My Favorite Year Ensemble - The Gospel According to King (from My Favorite Year (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:01:58]
42 Stacy Francis, Kathy Deitch, Rosalind Brown - Somebody’s Eyes (from Footloose: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:03:39]
43 Dee Hoty, Catherine Cox - Learning to Be Silent (from Footloose: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:07:55]
44 Jennifer Laura Thompson, Stacy Francis, Rosalind Brown, Kathy Deitch - Holding Out For A Hero! (from Footloose: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:10:27]
45 Jeremy Kushnier, Jennifer Laura Thompson - Almost Paradise (from Footloose: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:13:41]
46 The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Remastered)) [02:16:57]
47 The Beatles - She’s Leaving Home (from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Remastered)) [02:20:23]
48 The Beatles - Within You Without You (from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Remastered)) [02:23:55]
49 Ilana Levine - Schroeder (from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (New Broadway Cast Recording (1999))) [02:28:57]
50 Roger Bart, Ilana Levine, Kristin Chenoweth - Snoopy (from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (New Broadway Cast Recording (1999))) [02:30:54]
51 The Pirates of Penzance - I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General (from The Pirates of Penzance) [02:34:03]
52/53 Gene Wilder/Marilyn Manson - The Wondrous Boat Ride/Prelude (The Family Trip) (from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Portrait of an American Family) [02:39:55/02:42:06]
54 Oompa Loompa Cast - Oompa Loompa (from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory) [02:43:27]
55 Lynn Ahrens, Stephen Flaherty, Kevin Chamberlin, Anthony Blair Hall - Alone In The Universe (from Seussical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [02:44:23]
56 Jerry Dixon, Raúl Esparza, Amy Spanger - Real Life (from tick, tick…BOOM!) [02:49:10]
57 Raúl Esparza, Jerry Dixon, Amy Spanger - See Her Smile (from tick, tick…BOOM!) [02:52:26]
58 Jennifer Mesce - Come To Your Senses (Live (I actually mixed this one)) (from tick, tick…BOOM! (Stage Presence, Inc. 2006)) [02:55:37]
59 Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff - The Word Of Your Body (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:00:01]
60 Lilli Cooper, Lauren Pritchard, Brian Johnson, Jonathan B. Wright, Gideon Glick, Skylar Astin, John Gallagher, Jr., Jonathan Groff - The Dark I Know Well (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:02:55]
61 Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff, Brian Johnson, Jonathan B. Wright, Gideon Glick, Skylar Astin, John Gallagher, Jr., Lilli Cooper, Lauren Pritchard, Phoebe Strole, Remy Zaken - The Guilty Ones (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:05:58]
62 Jonathan Groff, Brian Johnson, Jonathan B. Wright, Gideon Glick, Skylar Astin, John Gallagher, Jr., Lea Michele, Lilli Cooper, Lauren Pritchard, Phoebe Strole, Remy Zaken - Left Behind (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:09:23]
63 John Gallagher, Jr., Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff - Those You’ve Known (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:13:37]
64 Jonathan Groff, Brian Johnson, Jonathan B. Wright, Gideon Glick, Skylar Astin, John Gallagher, Jr., Lea Michele, Lilli Cooper, Lauren Pritchard, Phoebe Strole, Remy Zaken - Totally Fucked (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:18:01]
65 Lauren Pritchard, Brian Johnson, Jonathan B. Wright, Gideon Glick, Skylar Astin, John Gallagher, Jr., Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele, Lilli Cooper, Phoebe Strole, Remy Zaken - The Song Of Purple Summer (from Spring Awakening (Original Broadway Cast Recording (2006))) [03:21:12]
66 Alysha Umphress, Jay Armstrong Johnson - Come up to My Place (from On The Town (New Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:24:35]
67 Tony Yazbeck - Lonely Town Choral (from On The Town (New Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:28:04]
68 Jackie Hoffman, Megan Fairchild - Carnegie Hall Pavane (from On The Town (New Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:29:57]
69 Anything Goes New Broadway Cast Ensemble - There’s No Cure Like Travel / Bon Voyage (from Anything Goes (New Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:32:44]
70 Sutton Foster - I Get a Kick out of You (from Anything Goes (New Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:34:35]
71 Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs, Idina Menzel, Jesse L. Martin, Adam Pascal, Tracie Thoms, Anthony Rapp, Wilson Jermaine Heredia - Seasons of Love (from Rent OST) [03:36:57]
72 Adam Pascal, Rosario Dawson - Light My Candle (from Rent OST) [03:39:55]
73 Rosario Dawson - Out Tonight (from Rent OST) [03:44:02]
74 Wayne Wilcox, Adam Pascal, Aaron Lohr, Cast of the Motion Picture Rent - Life Support (from Rent OST) [03:47:53]
75 Aaron Lohr, Wayne Wilcox, Cast of the Motion Picture Rent - Will I (from Rent OST) [03:48:47]
76 Adam Pascal, Rosario Dawson - I Should Tell You (from Rent OST) [03:51:28]
77 Jesse L. Martin, Tracie Thoms, Cast of the Motion Picture Rent - I’ll Cover You (Reprise) (from Rent OST) [03:54:16]
78 Adam Pascal, Rosario Dawson - Without You (from Rent OST) [03:57:52]
79 Adam Pascal - Your Eyes (from Rent OST) [04:02:01]
80 Cast of the Motion Picture Rent - Finale B (from Rent OST) [04:04:33]
81 Maury Yeston, Larry Keith, Alma Cuervo, Kevin Stites - Still (from Titanic: The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)) [04:07:03]
82 Johnny Depp, Lilla Crawford - Hello, Little Girl (from Into the Woods OST) [04:09:28]
83 Lilla Crawford - I Know Things Now (from Into the Woods OST) [04:11:55]
84 Anna Kendrick, James Corden, Lilla Crawford, Daniel Huttlestone - No One Is Alone (from Into the Woods OST) [04:13:57]
85 Anthony Warlow - I Need To Know (from Jekyll & Hyde: The Gothic Musical Thriller) [04:16:51]
86 Anthony Warlow - This Is The Moment (from Jekyll & Hyde: The Gothic Musical Thriller) [04:20:31]
87 Anthony Warlow - Confrontation (from Jekyll & Hyde: The Gothic Musical Thriller) [04:23:57]
88 Kevin Chamberlin, Female Ancestors - The Moon And Me (from The Addams Family (Original Cast Recording)) [04:27:37]
89 Company - Move Toward The Darkness (from The Addams Family (Original Cast Recording)) [04:30:36]
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Shuffle’n’Chill, muthafuckaaaa! Can ya fuckin’ guess how this one’s gonna go down?! I’m getting ahead of myself now. See that? That’s what I do sometimes. Sometimes I have to talk over my damn self just to welcome you to this fuckin’ podcast. Hope you goddamn appreciate how bananas that is.
Welcomemoclew perverts, pervettes and miscellaneous gray-ass, fence-sittin’, flip-floppin’ moderate motherfuckers in between, to the Shuffle’n’Chill Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is basically just some random picks from my Recent Likes playlist on Spotify. A few tracks are making a comeback from previous editions ‘cause they’re just that fuckin’ cool. I won’t tell you which ones, though. That’s for the alien scholars to decipher long after we’re all gone and buried and dead and all. that. jazz.
Let me just take a moment here to publicly shame myself for not having played the Romantic Edition of Little Big’s, “Skibidi,” yet. That video is fucking phenomenal, and you all should look it up. That is, if you enjoy laughter, being amused, you know. If you’re an utterly miserable little bitch, don’t bother. I’m sure you’ve got plenty of your own jams to keep you company in this cold and lonely fuckin’ world.
Anyway, yeah, this edition came about pretty fuckin’ last minute. See, the edition I’d originally planned was a retrospective tribute to the business that I’ve co-owned with my mother since 2014 when my father passed. For those not in the know, I’m an actual, highly-trained and experienced audio engineer; not just a podcaster/DJ/fuckingwhatever. The business was mostly providing audio services to various theater companies around northern NJ. Most of the theater we did was children’s theater, but we had some incredible adult productions as well.
One thing or another, I’ll jaw on and on about that next week. The bottom line is that because we’ve done so many goddamn musicals, I simply didn’t have enough time to go through all the soundtracks for these shows and put together a good playlist. So, I made a fuckin’ executive decision to postpone that shit ’til next week. I have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that the majority of everyone will skip that one since musical theater isn’t particularly popular at-fuckin’-all. At least, that’s the impression I’ve gotten over the past 2 decades. Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know.
Anyway, yeah, this one is made up of a bunch of tracks I discovered simply by utilizing the handy little Shuffle feature in Spotify. Shuffle playlists, shuffle artist libraries, shuffle fuckin’ anything I can, because that’s how I (and you, so, “we,” I suppose) discover new shit. You know, like expand our fuckin’ horizons and want not, in an effort to not simply drift through mediocre lives filled with routine so predictable that you can feel time literally eating your soul away second by fucking second?
Why would you not live your life inhaling curiosity and exhaling fuckin’ passion? Why wouldn’t you drive yourself to new ideas, new experiences and adventures (which are experiences themselves, which is redundant, but fuck you if you don’t like it)? Don’t know if you’ve looked around lately, but there’s a fuckin’ universe around us to explore. We’ve got lots and lots of fuckin’ work to do around here, lots to learn around every corner, and you don’t want to reach the end regrettin’ all the fuckin’ time you pissed away runnin’ on your respective goddamn hamster wheels. We might be condemned like Sisyphus to keep rollin’ the fuckin’ boulder up the same fuckin’ hill every goddamn minute of every day, but we can embrace the absurdity of life and create boundless beauty in our minds as the ultimate fuck you to our mistakenly divine fuckin’ masters.
Yeah, expand your fuckin’ heads, bitches.
Oh yeah, and yojne too.
01 Josh A - No Chill (feat. Mr T Lexify) (from The Flow Awakens) [00:02:28]
02 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [00:06:33]
03 DotEXE - Kill It with Fire (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [00:10:11]
04 Twin Moons - Flame Emoji (feat. HIGHSOCIETY & Raquel Divar) (from Rising) [00:14:03]
05 Gorilla Voltage - Lit (feat. Dirtbag Dan & Kung Fu Vampire) (from Ape-X) [00:17:19]
06 Dabin - In Flames (feat. Lexi Norton) (from Wild Youth) [00:22:20]
07 1788-L, totto - F U L L / B U R S T (from S E N T I E N C E) [00:25:44]
08 Poppy - Scary Mask (feat. FEVER 333) (from Scary Mask) [00:29:39]
09 Unknown Brain - Control (feat. Rival & Jex) (from Control) [00:32:38]
10 DJ Trotsky - Paradise Has Fallen (feat. Shannon Hurley) (NOR∆ Future Bass Remix) (from Paradise Has Fallen (NOR∆ Future Bass Remix)) [00:35:18]
11 Alaska Thunderfuck - Anus (from Anus) [00:39:00]
12 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [00:41:43]
13 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Pennywise (from Better off Dead) [00:46:31]
14 Figure - Heartbeat of Hell (from Heartbeat of Hell EP) [00:49:11]
15 Tristam - Truth (Dabin Remix) (from Truth (Remixes)) [00:53:53]
16 Poppy - Lowlife (Slushii Remix) (from Lowlife (Slushii Remix)) [00:58:55]
17 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [01:02:42]
18 Wu-Tang Clan - Pearl Harbor (feat. Ghostface Killah, Method Man, RZA & Sean Price) (from The Saga Continues) [01:05:47]
19 Metrik - LIFE/THRILLS (feat. Namgawd) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [01:10:45]
20 PhaseOne, Crystal Lake - Dreamscape (from Dreamscape) [01:14:25]
21 Zomboy, MUST DIE! - Revival (from Rott N’ Roll Pt. 2) [01:18:39]
22 MitiS - Frameworks (from Frameworks) [01:22:47]
23 Cunninlynguists - Urutora Kaiju (feat. Tonedeff) (from Strange Journey Volume Three) [01:27:15]
24 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Two Parts (from A Place to Drown the Dreams) [01:29:08]
25 Chime - Phototropic (from Phototropic) [01:33:16]
26 Au5 - Closer (feat. Danyka Nadeau) (from Closer) [01:37:13]
27 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [01:41:16]
28 Nero’s Day At Disneyland - Putting Lipstick On The Holes They Bore Into Us (from Attention Shoppers) [01:45:16]
29 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Check Point (feat. Killabyte) (from Enter Eva) [01:46:38]
30 The Prodigy - Resonate (from No Tourists) [01:50:45]
31 Koven - Miracle (Drum & Bass Mix) (from Hereinafter, Pt. 1) [01:54:30]
32 Snoop Dogg - Gold Rush (from Tha Doggfather) [01:58:15]
33 Ruby My Dear - Clinpf Eepfwoof (from Brame) [02:03:02]
34 Skan - Living Hell (feat. Lox Chatterbox, M.I.M.E. & Blvkstn) (from Living Hell) [02:07:13]
35 Chime - Experience Points (from Experience Points) [02:10:21]
36 Stephen Walking - Light Pollution (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [02:14:37]
37 Omnia - Alien (Extended Mix) (from Alien) [02:17:34]
38 Stonebank - The Government (from The Government) [02:22:24]
39 Ferry Corsten - Here We Are (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [02:26:24]
40 Sinner’s Heist - Streetlight People (feat. Harley Bird) (from Streetlight People) [02:31:25]
41 VHS Dreams - Discorecord (from Trans AM) [02:34:55]
42 Ephixa - Some Wobbles (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [02:38:57]
43 Similar Outskirts - Horology (from Horology EP) [02:43:57]
44 WRLD - By Design (from Monstercat Best of DnB & Drumstep) [02:48:33]
45 Stonebank - The Only One (feat. Ben Clark) (Darren Styles Remix) (from The Only One (Darren Styles Remix)) [02:53:16]
46 Ferry Corsten - Your Face (Duncan La Barre Rendition) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:57:26]
47 Washington - The Falling (from There There) [03:00:39]
48 Trash80 - Missing You (from Icarus) [03:05:04]
49 Shirobon - Reflections (from Infinity) [03:09:20]
50 Thom Yorke - Unmade (from Suspiria (Music for the Luca Guadagnino Film)) [03:12:04]
51 Josh A - Empty Bottles (feat. BionicPIG) (from Blessed III) [03:16:26]
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
“Mmmm, liquid makes me wet.”
Well, thank you for that lovely bit of information, dearest friend Constance! Many thanks, by the way, for helping me introduce dis’ lil’ podcast rightcheya! Yes, perverts, it is I! I being your gloriously batshit host/podcaster/fucking idiot, Double-O! This week, we have the second installment of the Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition! This one contains only one of the tracks from the previous installment, and it contains that one because, wow, the sub-genre liquid can actually be pretty emotional if you dig deep enough. Got me feelin’ the feels over here, an’ shit. Specifically, the beginning and end, but there’s feeltastic tracks peppered throughout.
Also, I ought to mention that I attempted as best I could to mix this harmonically using my Mixed In Key software. Unfortunately, due to the way in which I compile these tracks, some of the tracks are in keys that don’t match any of the other tracks, so there’ll be a few inharmonic departures. Regardless, these are all fuckin’ phenomenal tracks, and I can say that with confidence because before I settled on these 42, I listened to at least 150 or so. For your information, I do that sort of thing just about every week. I’ve done that for just about every fuckin’ edition. These are the best of the best, in my humble fuckin’ opinion.
So, with that in mind, yojne your muthafuckin’ genitals off, muthafuckaaaaaas!!!!!
01 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:00:58]
02 Cartoon - One Day (feat. Karl-Kristjan) (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [00:05:26]
03 Hybrid Minds, Koven - In Your Arms (from In Your Arms) [00:09:10]
04 Starley - Been Meaning To Tell You (Shockone Remix) (from Been Meaning To Tell You (Reinvented Pt. 1)) [00:13:18]
05 Hybrid Minds - Tapestry (feat. Emily Jones) (from Tapestry) [00:17:03]
06 Maduk - Ghost Assassin (feat. Veela) (from Ghost Assassin EP) [00:22:32]
07 Muzzy - Horsepower (from Horsepower) [00:26:10]
08 Tungevaag & Raaban - Cold Blood (feat. Jeffrey James) (from Cold Blood) [00:30:56]
09 Maduk - Feel Good (from Feel Good) [00:34:05]
10 Chase & Status - Real No More (feat. SHY FX & Kiko Bun) (from Tribe) [00:38:10]
11 Moleman - Put The Fires Out (feat. Pipistrelle) (from Put The Fires Out) [00:41:45]
12 L.A.O.S. - I’m Alive (Helsinki II) (from High Tea Music: Rush Hour) [00:46:22]
13 Champion - Breathe (from Liquicity Drum & Bass 2018) [00:50:25]
14 Sub Focus - Turn Back Time (Metrik Remix) (from Turn Back Time) [00:54:04]
15 High Contrast - Days Go By (2019 Mix) (from Days Go By) [00:58:07]
16 NCT & Diego Torres - No One Home (from BEM Playlist: 003 // JULY 2015) [01:02:17]
17 Wilkinson - Sleepless (from Lazers Not Included) [01:07:25]
18 Freya Ridings - Ultraviolet (High Contrast Remix) (from Ultraviolet (High Contrast Remix)) [01:11:28]
19 Dossa & Locuzzed - Slap! (from Galaxy of Dreams 3) [01:16:39]
20 Brookes Brothers - Loveline (feat. Haz-Mat) (from UKF Drum & Bass 2012) [01:21:43]
21 Delta Heavy - Ghost (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [01:26:08]
22 Woody - Since Then (from Since Then) [01:30:11]
23 Silence Groove - Among Themselves (from Among Themselves) [01:33:51]
24 Fred V & Grafix - Just A Thought (feat. Reija Lee) (Smooth Remix) (from Drum & Bass Summer Slammers 2014) [01:39:00]
25 Sauniks x Zulishanti - Come Back (feat. Lokka Vox) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:43:58]
26 1991 - You May Find Yourself (from Lunar EP) [01:48:22]
27 Sense MC - It’s Just A Ride (feat. Amoss & Dexta) (from The Elephant In The Room) [01:51:56]
28 Keeno - Nocturne (from Nocturne EP) [01:55:00]
29 Noya - Fly (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 31 // APRIL 2015) [02:00:29]
30 Camo & Krooked - Heat Of The Moment (Bensley Remix) (from Mosaik (Remixes)) [02:04:32]
31 Nelver, Stereotype - Evermore (from Full Sky EP) [02:09:40]
32 Rameses B - Step Inside (from BEM Playlist: 002 // JUNE 2015) [02:15:47]
33 Friction - Commotion (feat. Jem Cooke) (from Connections) [02:19:57]
34 Muzzy - Feeling Stronger (feat. Charlotte Colley) (High Maintenance Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 003 // JULY 2015) [02:24:10]
35 Cyber Posix - I Haven’t Forgotten You (from BEM Playlist: 002 // JUNE 2015) [02:28:11]
36 Shapeshifter vs The Upbeats - Aeon Night (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:32:58]
37 Tristam - Frame of Mind (feat. Braken) (from Frame of Mind) [02:38:49]
38 Netsky - I Refuse (from Liquicity Memoirs) [02:43:12]
39 Telomic - Home (feat. Laura Brehm) (from Home / Horizon) [02:49:00]
40 Koven - One’s Own (from Sometimes We Are) [02:52:56]
41 Jus Jack & Speed Limits - All Falls Down (Dualistic Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [02:57:13]
42 LSB - Missing You (feat. Tyler Daley & DRS) (from Missing You) [03:02:11]
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
oooOOOooOoOOOoOooOoooo!!!! Hallo, dearest perverts! WelcomemocleW to yet another installment of Monday Morning Aural muthafuckin’, giraffin’, pumpkin’n, toothpastin’ Sex! This week, we have the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition, as you may have already fuckin’ guessed by the logo, the title of the post, or maybe you had a fuckin’ carrier fox deliver the fuckin’ message. I don’t goddamn know what chicanery you’re up to over there. Any-fuckin’-way, I’m sure you’re all just DYING for me to tell you why this edition is named thusly. Well, there’s a genre of music called Witch House… Don’t fuckin’ ask me, ‘cause I have no goddamn idea why.
There’s also Witch Trap, there’s Retrowave, Futurewave, Synthwave, Fuckyourgrandpaintheasswithasandpaperfrogfisteddildowave, and Outrun. For the sake of some semblance of brevity, and due to the fact that the second one from the end on that list was one I just fuckin’ made up (*shock* *gasp*, I know, right? I’m just so fuckin’ clever), I decided to only use Retrowave in my orgiastic portmanteau name for this edition.
Couple things:
1. I first heard about Witch House because someone said the group †††(Crosses) was of that genre. After listening to a lot of other Witch House for this podcast, I’m not so sure about that assessment, but I’m including tracks of theirs anyway because Chino’s the fuckin’ shit, and y’all betta wreck-o-nize.
2. †††(Crosses) has a song called ††† on their album (also called †††), and my car stereo display can’t read that character for whatever reason, so all the fields are blank whenever I play that song. This amuses me because I’m a giant dork. Fuck you if you’re not also amused. I didn’t ask you anyway. My stereo display also can’t read Japanese characters, and it’ll probably have issues with the Russian characters in that IC3PEAK song as well. There, more information you didn’t need to know, but which amuses me. Your time, your life is miiiiiiiinnnneeee!!! Mwahahahahah!!! And also…
3. I’ve heard that Power Glove song, “Boss Fight,” more times than I care to remember because it played during one of the most god-awfully difficult levels of Trials of the Blood Dragon, but I passed that shit after a few hours of practice. Like whuuuuut?! Anyway, yeah, got a little nostalgic for that one.
4. How fuckin’ awesome is that picture I used for this edition, hmm? I just typed “Neon Witch,” into Google images, and I found a treasure trove. You’ll have to forgive me as I butcher the absolute fuck out of these names, but the photographer is a guy named Sergey “Aku” Shetukhin, and the model’s name is Alena German. They’re both on Instagram @akunohako & @redfox0666_, respectively. Check them the fuck out, support them, do whatever you can do, because talent deserves support, goddammit.
One final thing before we commenzzzzz ze hol-eeeest of hol-eeee yojneeeees, I don’t think the birds heard my message to them last week, because they’re still out there chirping the fuck away just like they were last week. So, let’s try this again…
Aaaaaand, with that, we yojne!
01 ††† - †HIS IS A †RICK (from †††) [00:02:27]
02 Com Truise - VHS Sex (from Galactic Melt) [00:05:27]
03 IC3PEAK - Грустная Сука (from Сладкая Жизнь) [00:09:50]
04 Metrik - Electric Echo (feat. Gunship) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [00:13:02]
05 BITWVLF - Black Peach (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix) (from River) [00:17:08]
06 VHS Dreams - A.M. Eternal (from Trans AM) [00:19:41]
07 Astral Planes - Only (from Only) [00:21:41]
08 Dance With the Dead - Become Wrath (from Loved to Death) [00:25:46]
09 CASHFORGOLD - i could be your goddess (from i could be your goddess) [00:29:15]
10 Gunship - Fly for Your Life (from GUNSHIP) [00:32:24]
11 Brothel, Sidewalks and Skeletons - Dissolution (from Dissolution) [00:36:53]
12 The Midnight - Vampires (from Endless Summer) [00:39:15]
13 ††† - BERMUDA LOCKE† (from †††) [00:44:24]
14 Envotion - Robots (from Robots) [00:48:00]
15 ∆aimon - Amen (from Amen) [00:53:11]
16 KRISTINE - The Danger (from Kristine) [00:57:23]
17 Verasect - Stitch (from Stitch) [01:01:00]
18 Power Glove - Boss Fight (from Trials of the Blood Dragon OST) [01:05:20]
19 oOoOO - 3; 51 A.M. (from Without Your Love) [01:07:19]
20 Le Matos - Playtime is Over (from Chronicles of the Wasteland / Turbo Kid OST) [01:09:02]
21 CHVRN - Control (from Fall) [01:15:28]
22 NINA - Beyond Memory (from Beyond Memory) [01:19:42]
23 foxwedding - Fortunes (from Fortunes) [01:23:12]
24 Carpenter Brut - Disco Zombi Italia (from TRILOGY) [01:26:10]
25 ††† - †ROPHY (from †††) [01:31:23]
26 F.O.O.L. - SaharA (from Visions) [01:35:12]
27 White Ring - Leprosy (from Gate of Grief) [01:39:37]
28 Tonebox - Celestial Breakdown (from Nocturn) [01:42:05]
29 ∆aimon - Flatliner (from Flatliner) [01:45:33]
30 MNYNMS - Beset (from Rite of Passage) [01:50:30]
31 bow church - Prophecies (from bow church) [01:53:53]
32 The Midnight - Days of Thunder (from Days of Thunder) [01:58:00]
33 Mimosa - Enzo (from EQUiLiBRiUM) [02:03:20]
34 Douglas Holmquist - Zero Dark Hundred (feat. Susan Lundgren) (from PinOut OST) [02:06:39]
35 OBESØN - Night Shift (from Night Shift) [02:10:06]
36 VHS Dreams - Highway Lovers (from Trans AM) [02:14:06]
37 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Angeldust (from Future Ghosts) [02:17:58]
38 Perturbator - Humans Are Such Easy Prey (from Dangerous Days) [02:21:58]
39 oOoOO - Burnout Eyess (from oOoOO EP) [02:26:14]
40 Waveshaper - 66 MHz (from 66 MHz) [02:30:04]
41 Power Glove - Reckoning (from Trials of the Blood Dragon OST) [02:33:56]
42 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Dead Idols (feat. Goo Munday) (from Entity) [02:36:22]
43 VHS Dreams - A Midday Summer’s Dream (from Lost World) [02:39:43]
44 PYLOT - A Race Against Time (from A Race Against Time) [02:45:41]
45 Salem - Frost (from Frost) [02:49:46]
46 Scandroid - Salvation Code (from Scandroid (Deluxe Edition)) [02:53:06]
47 Sidewalks and Skeletons - This Is Your Escape (from This Is Your Escape) [02:58:53]
48 Straplocked - Everlasting (feat. MandiMae & Thunder Porpoise) (from Leecher) [03:02:09]
49 Resonata - Remnants of a Time Long Gone (from Forever Isn’t for Everyone) [03:06:08]
50 Gunship - Time After Time (Cyndi Lauper cover) (from Dark All Day) [03:10:54]
51 foxwedding - Too Little, Too Late (from Too Little, Too Late) [03:14:48]
52 VHS Dreams - Holon (The 4th Dimension) (from Lost World) [03:18:33]
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Allo out der, all you fresh-nippled maniacs! Good milk from the dirt backwards into outer space! Welcomemoclew to the Mershed Perderders Edition! I’m a little surprised that I haven’t done an edition like this yet, but this one is aaaalllll mash-ups… with the exception of like, 3 tracks or something. To be frank, I’m not biblically conversant on the mash-up and/or turntablist genre/style/what-the-fuck-ever, but I’ve definitely enjoyed a great number of tracks over the years. You’ll notice that a LOT of the tracks come from the Mash-Up Your Bootz Party compilations and/or DJ Hero soundtracks, and you’ll also see the name Wax Audio fairly frequently, and that’s because that’s basically the extent of my knowledge of this whole thing. If/When I decide to delve deeper into this particular realm, I may make another installment of this kind of edition. Even though I had to sift through a LOT of shtinky dew-dew to find these tracks, I believe the journey was worth the effort. Some of these tracks are especially especiál to me, and some are included purely for humor. Any-goddamn-motherfuckin’-son-of-a-shit-bitch-cunt-nun-Jesus-jizzmopping-way, before we yojne, I have a quick lil’ message to play for all the fucking asshole piece of shit birds in my fucking neighborhood.
Yooooooooojnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!
01 Wax Audio - The People (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [00:01:09]
02 Wax Audio - Europe vs. Nirvana: The Final Teen Spirit (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [00:02:40]
03 FreeStyleGames - Rihanna vs. Kid Sister: Disturbia vs. Control (from DJ Hero OST) [00:07:36]
04 The Kleptones - The Prodigy & Pendulum vs. Beastie Boys: Voodoo Sabotage (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party (hereafter referred to as, “MUYBP,” because I don’t feel like fucking typing all that shit every goddamn time) Vol. 30) [00:10:49]
05 DJ Tripp - M.I.A. vs. Wreckz-N-Effect: Paper Rump (from MUYBP Vol. 28) [00:15:17]
06 Wax Audio - Iron Maiden vs. Public Enemy: Hallowed Be Thy Enemy (from MUYBP 13) [00:19:04]
07 Bass211 - Nine Inch Nails vs. Ace of Base: She Wants Animals (from MUYBP 15) [00:22:32]
08 DJ Morgoth - Pendulum vs. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Island (from MUYBP Best of 2010) [00:27:32]
09 DJ Topcat - Boston vs. House of Pain: More Than On Point (from MUYBP 9) [00:34:38]
10 CjR Mix - Netsky vs. Marilyn Manson vs. Narcotic Thrust vs. P!NK: Narcotic Pink Shit Heart (from MUYBP 43) [00:39:18]
11 Bass211 - Benny Benassi vs. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Benny Got Back (from MUYBP 3) [00:44:36]
12 Colatron - Angelo Badalamenti vs. Kylie Minogue: Twin Hearts (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [00:49:05]
13 Wax Audio - Metallica vs. Stevie Wonder: Sad But Superstitious (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [00:52:42]
14 DJ Morgoth - Rammstein vs. Fettes Brot: Schwule Sonne (from MUYBP 12) [00:57:32]
15 The Scratch Perverts - Noisia: Groundhog (Beat Juggle) (from DJ Hero OST) [01:01:57]
16 Wax Audio - Immortal Technique vs. Led Zeppelin: The 4th Branch (Kashmiri Mix) (from Cut, Paste and Run) [01:06:13]
17 Cheekyboy - Kriss Kross vs. House of Pain vs. Busta Rhymes: Touch (Jumpin’ Mix) (from MUYBP 8) [01:12:33]
18 Wax Audio - The Beatles vs. Massive Attack: Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [01:16:10]
19 FreeStyleGames - Ludacris feat. Shawnna vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Ludakiss (from DJ Hero OST (not actually on the game, so ya gotta find it elsewhere)) [01:19:51]
20 DJ Morgoth - Dr. Dre vs. Smith & Smart: Still Beides (from MUYBP Best of 2010) [01:21:46]
21 FreeStyleGames - 2Pac vs. The Aranbee Pop Symphony Orchestra: All Eyez on Me vs. Bittersweet Symphony (from DJ Hero OST) [01:25:18]
22 Wax Audio - David Bowie vs. Tori Amos: Tori’s Deranged (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:29:18]
23 FreeStyleGames - Beastie Boys vs. Blondie: Intergalactic vs. Rapture (from DJ Hero OST) [01:33:31]
24 Wax Audio - Ray Parker Jr. vs. AC/DC: ThunderBusters (from MUYBP 6) [01:36:14]
25 Dr. Waumiau - The Prodigy vs. Akon & Eminem vs. Rihanna: Smack That Firestarter And Don’t Stop The Music (from MUYBP 20) [01:39:44]
26 The Scratch Perverts - The Prodigy vs. Orbital: Omen vs. The Box (DJ Battle vs. Tiësto) (from DJ Hero 2 OST) [01:44:22]
27 G3RSt - Barry Adamson vs. Garbage: Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:48:38]
28 FreeStyleGames - Snoop Dogg vs. Tweet feat. Missy Elliott: Who Am I (What’s My Name)? vs. Oops (Oh My) (from DJ Hero 2 OST) [01:53:24]
29 FreeStyle Games - Gorillaz vs. Blondie: Feel Good Inc. vs. Atomic (from DJ Hero OST) [01:57:05]
30 Loo & Placido - Dr. Dre vs. Depeche Mode: Still Losing Myself (from MUYBP 19) [01:59:42]
31 DJ Shadow - Young Jeezy feat. Kanye West vs. DJ Shadow feat. Q-Tip & Lateef: Put On vs. Enuff (DJ Fresh Remix) (from DJ Hero 2 OST) [02:02:57]
32 DJ M.i.F. - Metallica vs. Run DMC: Tricky Sandman (from MUYBP 2) [02:06:17]
33 DJ M.i.F. - The Prodigy vs. Ini Kamoze: Smack My Hotstepper Up (from MUYBP 4) [02:10:20]
34 The Reborn Identity - Angelo Badalamenti & Kinny Landrum vs. Nine Inch Nails vs. Julee Cruise: Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [02:15:40]
35 iPunx - Beastie Boys vs. Daft Punk: Daft Boys (from MUYBP 1) [02:20:37]
36 Leebuzz - Rage Against The Machine vs. Blackstreet: Fistful Of Diggity (from MUYBP 17) [02:25:16]
37 ToToM - The Prodigy vs. Nine Inch Nails: Pigs Must March (from MUYBP 22) [02:29:52]
38 The Scratch Perverts - Beats and Pieces (from DJ Hero OST) [02:33:17]
39 DJ Fac - Ginuwine vs. Paramore: Crushed Pony (from MUYBP 27) [02:37:42]
40 Dr. Waumiau - Die Ärzte vs. Nelly: Country Grammar Chipmunk Theme (from MUYBP 22) [02:41:33]
41 FreeStyleGames - The Black Eyed Peas vs. Benny Benassi: Boom Boom Pow vs. Satisfaction (from DJ Hero OST) [02:43:34]
42 Phil RetroSpector - Julee Cruise vs. The Beatles: In My Twin Life (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [02:46:57]
43 BushNo10 - Harold Faltermeyer vs. Eminem: Without Axel (from MUYBP 10) [02:50:29]
44 FreeStyleGames - Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden vs. The Prodigy: Bonkers vs. Omen (from DJ Hero 2 OST) [02:54:29]
45 DJ Gauffie - Robert Miles vs. Linkin Park: Children Divide (from MUYBP 26) [02:58:25]
46 FreeStyleGames - DJ Shadow feat. Mos Def vs. D-Code: Six Days (Remix) vs. Annie’s Horn (from DJ Hero OST) [03:02:46]
47 Phil RetroSpector - David Lynch vs. Angelo Badalamenti vs. Miranda Sex Garden vs. Diamanda Galas: Heaven’s Drive-In (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [03:06:25]
48 FreeStyleGames - Street Sweeper Social Club vs. Beastie Boys: Fight! Smash! Win! vs. Intergalactic (from DJ Hero OST) [03:12:28]
49 Wax Audio - AC/DC vs. Van Halen: The Devil’s Highway (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [03:14:47]
50 DJ Payroll - The Prodigy vs. 2 Unlimited: Smack My Limit (from MUYBP 9) [03:18:02]
51 Fissunix & Colatron - Beethoven & Sterling Barnes vs. Phoenix vs. Mickey Rourke: Moonlight Sonata Mashed (from MUYBP 49) [03:22:25]
52 Neiltomo - David Lynch vs. Angelo Badalamenti: This Is David Lynch (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [03:27:12]
53 The Kleptones - George Michael vs. Bon Jovi: Careless Or Dead (from MUYBP 2) (CRINGE LEVEL FUCKING 9000, and pretty goddamn hilarious, too) [03:29:49]
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
Hallo, perverts, my dearest! It is I, Xtian “Double-O” Silver, back with another delicious fuckin’ edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the Curiosity Is Fucktacular Edition. Why?
Exactly.
Also, because curiosity is what drives podcasts like this forward! You perverts truly have no idea the amount of effort I put into this. I sometimes surprise myself with the amounts of caffeine I ingest just to make my brain kind of work for long enough to put this shit together, especially when I’m exhausted like I currently am. I’m not looking for accolades or a fucking medal for this; I’m simply illustrating a point. It’s astonishing even to me the lengths to which I go sometimes, and my Fuck, I hope you perverts push your own boundaries similarly in some way(s), shape(s) or another(s).
Do you have any fuckin’ idea how much cool shit there is out there to discover and explore? It’s goddamn mind-boggling, and no human being could ever live long enough to experience it all. It’s beyond me, beyond words that anyone could find themselves bored these days.
Additionally, I named this podcast edition in reference to an article I read recently about how people tend to stop looking for new music after they hit their early 30s. My fucking Fuck, I can’t even wrap my mind around that imbecilic nonsense. WHYYYYY?!!! WHY IN THE HOLIEST NAME OF ALL FUCK WOULD YOU ALLOW YOUR CURIOSITY TO JUST WITHER AND DIE LIKE THAT?!
Then again, I’m all too aware of how depression and various other mental illnesses can wreak havoc on such things. I really hope that’s not the case. Kinda funny & sad in equal measure how I’m hoping it’s just laziness instead of depression that causes people to get stuck in a musical curiosity rut for the majority of their lives.
Dear Fuck, perverts, please don’t let that happen to you. It’s so easy to take safe, little fuckin’ vacations from your comfort zone in order to discover new shit, not just in music. To further illustrate my point, this edition was made up from tracks new and old, from my personal playlists and ones I found on Spotify, from long-time YouTube favorites, recent random releases and discoveries, music game and TV soundtracks, and the first 6 tracks are actually ones I neglected to add to last week’s Veronica Tarlitz edition. I have so many different avenues through which I discover new music (obviously because I’m insane), and you have all the same avenues available to you. All you need is to care enough to explore them.
Truly, I fucking cherish the memories I have of getting into in-depth discussions about music, and I wish I could make more of them more often. I don’t know, perverts. I feel like even more of a freak than I usually do when I think about how passionate I often am with music, video games, etc., and I don’t ever mean to intimidate anyone with all this shit. (If that sounds odd, cool. It sounds odd to me, too. I’ve been told I’m intimidating, and… I’m not altogether sure why, but eh. I could think of some plausible reasons, but they all suck.)
In the end, bottom line, finally as we near a point where music is actually played on this fucking music podcast, all I want to do is inspire people. I want to have a positive effect on people, as hippie-ish as that might fuckin’ sound. I want people to go further with their curiosity, with their passions, assuming of course they don’t hurt anyone else but Nazis or something. After all, that’s what the whole .?. is about: omitted questions. Things we think about, but don’t fuckin’ ask for whatever reason.
As far as any of us know, we’ve only got this one life to live, so we should do whatever possible to make it a really fuckin’ cool one. Anyway, yeah, end rant.
Yojne!
01 Björk - Army of Me (feat. Skunk Anansie) (from Sucker Punch OST) [00:02:21]
02 Devo - Girl U Want (from Tank Girl OST) [00:08:44]
03 L7 - Shove (from Tank Girl OST) [00:12:32]
04 Ice-T - Big Gun (from Tank Girl OST) [00:15:32]
05 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (from Be Alright (feat. EMEL)) [00:19:16]
06 Oliver Hart - Here For You (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [00:24:10]
07 Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend (from YouTube. Look this one up, seriously. It’s fucking hilarious. Or don’t. Leave me to do all the fuckin’ work… Bastards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) [00:29:16]
08 Igorrr - Viande (from Savage Sinusoid) [00:32:02]
09 ChainLynx - Like This (from Like This) [00:33:50]
10 FLINT - Aim4 (from Device 1 (WHICH IS AN UNRELEASED FUCKING SOLO PROJECT ALBUM THAT GOES FOR FUCKING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON DISCOGS! DEAR FUCK, I WISH I HAD THAT KIND OF BREAD TO DROP ON ALBUMS!)) [00:38:00]
11 Dr. Steel - Back and Forth (from People of Earth) [00:40:57]
12 Ark Patrol - Sober Touch (from Ghost Forest) [00:43:49]
13 Slipknot - Unsainted (from Unsainted) [00:45:53]
14 Rezz - Relax (from Mass Manipulation) [00:50:10]
15 Raleigh Ritchie - Time in a Tree (from Time in a Tree) [00:53:36]
16 Death Grips - You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat (from Government Plates) [00:57:17]
17 FKA Twigs - Two Weeks (from LP1) [00:59:57]
18 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Two Parts (from A Place to Drown the Dreams) [01:03:57]
19 Allegaeon - The Renewal (from Fragments of Form and Function) [01:08:07]
20 Barely Alive - Bad Thang (feat. Splitbreed) (Bandlez Remix) (from Bad Thang) [01:12:18]
21 Nero’s Day At Disneyland - Child Protective Services Theme Song (from From Rotting Fantasylands) [01:15:35]
22 Ghastly, MOONBOY - Psycho (from Psycho) [01:17:21]
23 BLVCK EY3S - drowning (from APATHY) [01:20:45]
24 Owl Vision - Oblique (from Drownlord) [01:24:35]
25 Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street (from Midnight Mover: The Bobby Womack Story) [01:29:03]
26 Caspa - War (feat. Keith Flint) (Subscape Remix) (from War) [01:32:48]
27 Ho99o9 - War Is Hell (from United States of Horror) [01:37:14]
28 Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Professional Rapper) [01:40:34]
29 Otis Redding - Love Man (from Love Man) [01:46:28]
30 Juche - Genesis (from Genesis) [01:48:41]
31 Pixel Terror - Maxima (from Maxima) [01:53:28]
32 Wu-Tang Clan - Rules (from Wu-Tang Iron Flag) [01:56:55]
33 Pastor & Mrs. Jim Colerick - Jesus Christ Is My Nigga (from YouTube. Actually looked up the authenticity of this, and there seems to be some speculation about it being fake due to it being so ridiculously fuckin’ outlandish, but it’s cringily hilarious nonetheless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYWu1PDDros) [02:00:48]
34 Faux Tales - Origins (from Origins) [02:03:11]
35 Gang Starr - In This Life… (feat. Uncle Reo & Snoop Dogg) (from The Ownerz) [02:07:05]
36 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Future Ghosts (from Future Ghosts) [02:10:03]
37 PhaseOne, Crystal Lake - Dreamscape (from Dreamscape) [02:13:22]
38 Igorrr - Opus Brain (from Opus Brain) [02:17:46]
39 Kayzo - This Time (from This Time) [02:23:07]
40 Ho99o9 - Splash (from United States of Horror) [02:25:54]
41 Rezz, 1788-L - H E X (from Certain Kind of Magic) [02:28:41]
42 Scandroid - Neo-Tokyo (Dance With The Dead Remix) (from Dreams of Neo-Tokyo) [02:32:01]
43 Rezz - Dark Age (from Dark Age) [02:37:35]
44 Omnia - Hold Me (Extended) (from Hold Me / Ultra) [02:41:13]
45 The DNC - Electric (feat. Miss Amani) (from Unstoppable) [02:45:58]
46 Delta Heavy - Paradise Lost (from Paradise Lost) [02:49:42]
47 Cunninlynguists - Mic Like A Memory (feat. Kory Calico) (from Will Rap for Food) [02:54:18]
48 Illenium - God Damnit (Hex Cougar Remix) (from God Damnit (Hex Cougar Remix)) [02:58:51]
49 Furkan & Jelbrim - Where You Go (feat. LÏDYA & Alux Ammons) (from Where You Go) [03:02:03]
50 Excision - Die For You (feat. Akylla) (from Apex) [03:05:08]
51 Ferry Corsten - Piece Of You (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [03:09:02]
52 NAVVI - Sol (from Omni) [03:13:27]
53 Greeze - Tears (from Plastician Presents - Wavepool 2) [03:16:51]
54 Shogun - Find Me (feat. Tania Zygar) (from Find Me) [03:19:00]
55 Rammstein - MEIN HERZ BRENNT (PIANO VERSION BY SVEN HELBIG) (from RARITÄTEN (1994-2012)) [03:26:23]
56 Little Big - Life in da Trash (Remix by Dimm) (from With Russia from Love) [03:30:48]
57 Seven Lions, Wooli, Trivecta - Island (feat. Nevve) (Sullivan King Remix) (from Island (feat. Nevve) (Remixes)) [03:34:12]