Monday Morning Aural Sex

2021-07-05 (4th of You Lie Edition)

What the fuck is up all you ultra-hyper patriotic girlies and guylies?! Em-to-the-muthafuckin’-o-to-the-muthafuckin’-clew to the 4th of You Lie Edition! All you veteran perverts out there ought to know generally what to expect from me as far as political music, especially about the 4th. I’ve been far from silent about it over the years (except for the few years when I went silent due to depression and abject apathy), so I’m fairly certain y’all know where I stand on this shit. Even as a kid, I thought (and still think) the red, white & blue color combination was generally ugly in any design I saw. I thought the flag looked dumb, and so to have a holiday celebrating with these colors and the flag, I figured there had to be something deeper to it. Boy-o, was I correct or what?
 
This is a nation of artifice. I see people clamor for freedom w/o even understanding true freedom; clamoring actually for the myriad conveniences that have made life damn near unbearable in their absence. Many people on the left and right are fucking addicted to convenience, to modern frivolity, and I’m no exception. The only difference with me is that I’m trying (in my own ways, at least) to remove the shackles from all of us so we can maybe see a semblance of true freedom at some point in our lives. Maybe even have something of a future? Crazy fuckin’ notion, I know. We’re never going to get there so long as these rich piles of human filth keep growing their wealth at all of our expense.
 
I feel fairly confident (even hopeful) that paths to true freedom are clearing up in the minds of many. I know it may seem odd to have any hope left after the past 5 years, and I certainly still struggle with depression, apathy, etc. I just know that as situations grow more dire on the planet, especially in this country, people will either unite behind the common cause of survival, or we’ll bicker ourselves into extinction. Either way, we’ll get what we deserve, in my opinion. I don’t wish suffering on anyone, least of all anyone close to me, but if billions of us can be so easily subjugated by a revoltingly wealthy few, I have to wonder if human beings really deserve survival. In life and death situations, we what, just willingly choose to piss away our precious existences because we don’t have any better ideas? Even when millions march simultaneously, we still don’t have enough people power to overturn the will of some greedy politicians?
 
You know what I think is most likely? As things grow more desperate, the respect for the rule of law will wane. Crimes of desperation and despair are nothing new, and I’d argue those are where most crimes originate. I would tell these greedy fucks that if they’re interested in remaining where they are, not to mention having something of a habitable planet for their children, they need to help us secure a future for all of humanity. I know I’m speaking more globally than nationally right now, and this is technically a 4th of July podcast, but American companies are some of the worst offenders as far as pollution and wealth disparity. Never even mind the laundry list of sins we’ve accumulated over the relatively brief period of 5 centuries. I genuinely hope this country collectively atones for and actively repairs the damage it’s done not only to its own population, but to countries all over the world. I imagine I’ll be holding my fuckin’ breath on that one ’til I asphyxiate, much like the belief in fairytales that I talked about in Sunset.
 
Speaking of which, yes, I did include the snippet of Sunset I put on my last 4th of July podcast back in 2016. If you don’t understand it, well, that’s fine. Even I probably don’t understand it all anymore. I just hope you enjoy it. Anyway, as far as the tracks, most everything is from previous editions. There’s one new track by a group called ZSK called Antifascista, and I probably ought to find more new political music. The truth of the matter is that I was going to make another Send Newds edition, but I stopped in the middle of compiling ‘cause I wanted to do this edition instead. That change of mind left me with little-to-no time to properly put together an entirely new playlist, especially since I had other household stuff to take care of. That said, I’ll probably just do the next Send Newds next week, so keep your eyes peeled and ears open for that one.
 
I don’t think I need to bother saying much about the tracks this week. I would say most of the big names ought to spark enough interest to hit that play button and give the rest of the stuff a whirl. It’s funny too ‘cause as I’m sitting here writing this script, I keep thinking of new shit to add to it, so I should probably wrap this fucker up already. Remember, two of the best things you can be in this country (anywhere in the world, actually) are vigilant and educated. So, if/when the typical revelry of the 4th starts failing to elicit the same wildly and blindly enthusiastic patriotism in you, maybe poke your head out of the sand for a bit, extract the enormous red, white & blue dick from your ass, and see what you can do about changing some shit for the better around here.
 
All that done did & said, let.us.YOJNE!
 
 
01 George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from (insert album title here)) [00:03:43]
 
02 Black Thought - Welcome To America (feat. C.S. Armstrong & Angela Hunte) (from Judas and the Black Messiah: The Inspired Album) [00:04:10]
 
03 Pennywise - Land Of The Free? (from Land Of The Free?) [00:07:45]
 
04 00111111 - Sunset (Abused Freedom clip) (from https://oo111111.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/sunset/) [00:10:13]
 
05 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:11:05]
 
06 A Tribe Called Red - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/neonnativez) [00:17:11]
 
07 Corporate Avenger - $20 Bill (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:22:10]
 
08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [00:26:24]
 
09 Ekoh - Why Aren't You Angry? (from Why Aren’t You Angry?) [00:29:36]
 
10 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [00:32:57]
 
11 Corporate Avenger - Pig Is A Pig (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:28]
 
12 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:39:57]
 
13 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [00:43:13]
 
14 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery) [00:47:05]
 
15 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [00:49:39]
 
16 Foreign Beggars, Feed Me - 24-7 (from 2 2 Karma) [00:53:40]
 
17 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [00:56:16]
 
18 Rammstein - Amerika (from Reise, Reise) [00:59:29]
 
19 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (edit) (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:03:16]
 
20 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [01:11:07]
 
21 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:16:11]
 
22 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Find Your Harmony Vol. 1) [01:19:12]
 
23 Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot (from Punk-O-Rama 8 (Disc 1)) [01:22:43]
 
24 Bob Vylan - I Heard You Want Your Country Back (from We Live Here (Deluxe)) [01:28:33]
 
25 ZSK - Antifascista (from Herz Für Die Sache) [01:30:51]
 
26 Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist (from Less Talk, More Rock) [01:33:09]
 
27 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [01:34:18]
 
28 Immortal Technique - Civil War (from The Martyr) [01:37:03]
 
29 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [01:42:02]
 
30 KOU, SYN - RIOT (from RIOT) [01:46:33]
 
31 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [01:50:33]
 
32 FEVER 333 - WRONG GENERATION (from WRONG GENERATION) [01:53:44]
 
33 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [01:56:04]
 
34 Anti-Flag - One Trillion Dollars (from For Blood And Empire) [02:00:41]
 
35 Garfunkel and Oates - Save the Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [02:03:08]
 
36 Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:05:47]
 
37 Death Grips - I Break Mirrors With My Face In The United States (from The Powers That B) [02:11:21]
 
38 Propagandhi - Fuck the Border (from Today’s Empires, Tomorrow’s Ashes) [02:13:58]
 
39 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [02:15:27]
 
40 Gwar - Americanized (from Hell-O) [02:20:01]
 
41 Dead Prez - Scar Strangled Banner (from Information Age (Deluxe Edition)) [02:21:35]
 
42 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [02:25:10]
 
43 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Pursuit of Liberty (from The Ride) [02:28:34]
 
44 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [02:31:56]
 
45 Above the Law - Freedom of Speech (from Pump Up the Volume OST) [02:37:05]
 
46 Descendents - 'Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [02:41:15]
 
47 Killer Mike - Reagan (from R.A.P. Music) [02:43:04]
 
48 George Carlin - American Bullshit (from You Are All Diseased) [02:47:12]
 
49 Dead Prez - Propaganda (from Let’s Get Free) [02:49:50]
 
50 Scars On Broadway - They Say (from Scars On Broadway) [02:55:01]
 
51 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [02:57:47]
 
52 The Exploited - Fuck the System (from Fuck the System) [03:03:11]
 
53 Gabriel and the Apocalypse - Systematic Chaos (from Alpha Bionic) [03:06:43]
 
54 Delta Heavy - Anarchy (feat. Everyone You Know) (from Anarchy) [03:10:09]
 
55 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [03:13:43]
 
56 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [03:17:20]
 
57 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [03:21:07]
 
58 Common - Black America Again (feat. Stevie Wonder) (from Black America Again) [03:23:26]
 
59 FEVER 333 - ONE OF US (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [03:29:23]
 
60 Equilibrium - One Folk (from One Folk) [03:32:40]
 
61 Inner City - We All Move Together (feat. Idris Elba) (from We All Move Together) [03:37:12]
 
62 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled) [03:43:03]
 
63 Solomon Burke - None Of Us Are Free (from Don’t Give Up On Me) [03:47:36]

2021-06-28 (Send Newds Edition Vol. 6)

Muthafuckin’ perverts! Emoclew to the 6th installment of the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What the fuck could “Send Newds,” mean? Muthafucka, just some new shit I found recently. I like exploring and discovering shit ‘cause I’m a passionately curious person. Doesn’t take much effort, really; just a consistent commitment to the broadening of your horizons. I really hope you don’t ever feel stale in your music tastes, ‘cause there’s so, so, SO much cool fuckin’ new shit out there in every genre. All you gotta do is give enough of a fuck to look for it. There are countless ways to discover new shit. The one I use most often is the Release Radar playlist on Spotify. That one, and the Discover Weekly. Those are playlists that Spotify tailors for you based on the artists you follow, and I imagine other music streaming services have something similar, so fuckin’ explore, motherfucker!
 
Also, before anyone asks (fucking as if), there are actually 6 different people in the picture I used for this edition. I looked up the original image, and there are 4 different penises, and 2 different women. I imagine I’ll eventually be incapable of finding an appropriate number of people in these noodle hentai pics to match the number of the edition, but not yet, muthafucka! Anyway, I actually managed to put the brakes on my exploration this week. As I compile, I keep an eye on the overall length of the playlist so it doesn’t get too crazy. Sometimes I suck at that, and I just go entirely too fuckin’ HAM. This time, I reigned it in around 3 ½ hrs, but there’s so much more shit I still want to listen to, so next week’s edition might be another Newds. Don’t hate, motherfucker! Let’s discuss the tracks, shall we?
 
1. There’s a track that’s actually not on this podcast, but I recommend checking it out. It’s a cover of Metallica’s, “Nothing Else Matters,” by… Miley Cyrus, Elton John, Yo-Yo Ma, Robert Trujillo & Chad Smith. Sounds like an interesting combo, right? Well, just listen to it… I just… I couldn’t. It kinda made my skin crawl similar to how Disturbed’s cover of Sound of Silence did. Maybe y’all will dig it, but holy hell, I couldn’t hang.
 
2. There’s some pretty intense metal on this edition. Yunalesca, Carnifex, At The Gates, Fear Factory, Between The Buried And Me, a Japanese band called mildrage, and even Sullivan King. That’s right, he put out a straight metal track. He’s allowed, fuck, he’s got the scream, he’s got the guitar skill, he can do what-the-fuck-ever. Actually, the HEALTH track (which features none other than Chino fuckin’ Moreno himself) is pretty metal as well. The Dirtyphonics track is kinda metalstep like many of Sullivan King’s other tracks. Anyway, lots of fantastic shit to bang your head to this week.
 
3. Speaking of headbangin’, plenty of dubstep on this one too, especially in one of its heaviest subgenres called riddim. That’s what the Ghastly and Excision tracks are, as far as I know anyway. The Pixel Terror track with Chime & Teminite is more colour bass, which means something to the effect of melodic riddim, again, as far as I know. This is all just me speculating based on what I’m hearing, so I fully accept the possibility that I could be full of shit. Speaking of melodic shit, the FuntCase track is a melodic dubstep track, which I suppose differs from melodic riddim in that it’s more about the melody than the headbangin’ rhythmic elements. Actually kind of a departure (or an evolution) for FuntCase, and it’s pretty awesome. Meanwhile, SWARM’s over here makin’ cinematic riddim and shit. Orchestral riddim? I don’t fuckin’ know. Genres are annoying.
 
4. Some surprising additions this week: the Chemlab track (haven’t thought about them in ages), Green Jelly & “Weird Al,” (even though I finally got to see them when they opened for ICP back in 2019, I’m still very glad to see they’re releasing new tracks), Fear Factory (‘cause damn, I feel like they’ve been on hiatus for a long fuckin’ time or some shit. Definitely awesome to hear new shit from them), Aimee Mann (I used to emo the fuck out to some Aimee Mann, and she’s hilarious on her episode of Portlandia), Ray Charles (I’m just surprised a track of his ended up on my Release Radar. I used to listen to him all the time when I’d do rides for Lyft), three fuckin’ Ekoh tracks (because I fuckin’ missed this dude, and I’m very happy to report he’s still killin’ it), fuckin’ AFI?! (Apparently so. Haven’t heard anything from them in ages either.), Kate Havnevik (Same with her, and I really love her stuff.), Billie Eilish (aka William Eyelash, and it’s surprising ‘cause I really don’t follow her that much), and a Basement Jaxx remix (Honestly, Basement Jaxx is fuckin’ awesome. I’ve loved them for 20 years now. I’m not humungously conversant on their catalog, but I’ve loved pretty much everything I’ve heard.).
 
5. If y’all dance game folk don’t already know about and/or love Shirobon, you really should. I feel like so many of his tracks would make excellent step charts, and the track of his I included this week is even called, “Step It,” so…
 
6. A couple sexy liquid, trance, J-core & UK hardcore tracks in the mix this week too. Y’all know how much I love EDM, well, I hope you do too. Lots of diverse jams in store for us this week in addition to the aforementioned dubstep.
 
7. I’m still not 100% sure how I feel about the 6:33 track called Wacky Worms, but I loved the name enough to include it, so I hope we all yojne it. I feel kinda similar about the TesseracT track, but it’s prog metal, and I love the fuck out of that. Some tracks are like that, ya know? Sometimes they don’t hit you right away due to some environmental circumstance or something, and when you listen to it again without that circumstance interfering, you can focus on it better. One thing I am 100% sure of is that some tracks need air. Take some of this music for a drive down the highway, and I can almost guarantee your yojne product will be multiplied exponentially. I’m pretty sure what I said was mathematically sound, just like I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who’d give a fuck about such a thing, but the internet exists, so…
 
8. Shoutout to my roommate and great friend Josh for showing me the Hail Mary Mallon track, because apparently it’s something Aesop Rock did that I wasn’t aware of. So, you know me, always lookin’ to learn about cool shit. I appreciate the fuck out of anyone who shows me cool shit I didn’t know about before.
 
9. I think that’s about it. This weeks edition is fuckin’ spectacular in my opinion, so I sincerely hope someone out there yojnes aside from me. With that, let us COMMENCE. ZE. YOJNE!
 
 
01 Fear Factory - Recode (from Aggression Continuum) [00:04:40]
 
02 Eastside Ninjas - Reintroduce (from Pact of the 4) [00:10:25]
 
03 t+pazolite - Datamania (tpz Overheat Remix) (from Datamania (tpz Overheat Remix)) [00:14:53]
 
04 Blitz Union - Money Crazy World (Zardonic Remix) (from Money Crazy World (Zardonic Remix)) [00:17:52]
 
05 BANKS - The Devil (from The Devil) [00:21:34]
 
06 Excision, Dion Timmer - Salvation (feat. Alexis Donn) (from Salvation) [00:24:18]
 
07 At The Gates - The Fall into Time (from The Fall into Time) [00:28:25]
 
08 SWARM - Vengeance (from Vengeance) [00:35:04]
 
09 Ekoh - Smithereens (from Smithereens) [00:38:20]
 
10 Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix) (from Where's Your Head At (1991 Remix)) [00:40:52]
 
11 Sullivan King - Lock Me Up (from LOUD) [00:44:27]
 
12 Ghastly - Octopussy (from The OG EP) [00:47:06]
 
13 6:33 - Wacky Worms (from Wacky Worms) [00:50:21]
 
14 Cordae, Common - What's Life (from What’s Life (From “Liberated / Music For the Movement Vol. 3”) [00:54:15]
 
15 HEALTH, Tyler Bates - ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno) (from ANTI-LIFE (feat. Chino Moreno)) [00:57:24]
 
16 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [01:01:51]
 
17 Kate Havnevik, Guy Sigsworth - Into Dark (from Into Dark) [01:06:01]
 
18 TesseracT - Nocturne (P O R T A L S) (from Nocturne (P O R T A L S)) [01:08:59]
 
19 Pendulum, Hybrid Minds - Louder Than Words (from Elemental) [01:13:11]
 
20 Dirtyphonics - Gasoline (from Gasoline) [01:17:00]
 
21 M.O.B., We Are PIGS - BLOOD DIAMOND (from BLOOD DIAMOND) [01:20:22]
 
22 Carnifex - Pray For Peace (from Pray For Peace) [01:24:36]
 
23 Ekoh, Futuristic - The Edge (from The Edge) [01:29:30]
 
24 AFI - No Eyes (from Bodies) [01:32:50]
 
25 Aimee Mann, Raz - Emotions (from Emotions) [01:36:16]
 
26 DVRKO - Wasted On You (T-Mass Remix) (from Wasted On You (T-Mass Remix)) [01:38:52]
 
27 Ferry Corsten - Our Moon (feat. Lovlee) (Protoculture Remix) (from Our Moon (Protoculture Remix)) [01:41:57]
 
28 Billie Eilish - Lost Cause (from Lost Cause) [01:45:56]
 
29 Between The Buried And Me - Fix The Error (from Fix The Error) [01:49:22]
 
30 Pixel Terror, Chime, Teminite - Sleepless (from Sleepless) [01:54:23]
 
31 L.A.O.S - Give Me (from Bright Lights / Give Me) [01:58:07]
 
32 Rob IYF, Al Storm - Black Magic (from Black Magic) [02:02:46]
 
33 FuntCase - Flames (feat. Dia Frampton) (from Flames) [02:06:42]
 
34 Ekoh, Raxi - Fever (from Fever) [02:10:09]
 
35 Meet Me @ The Altar - Feel A Thing (from Feel A Thing) [02:13:01]
 
36 The Algorithm - Interrupt Handler (from Interrupt Handler) [02:16:24]
 
37 mildrage - Against The Current (from EMERGENCE) [02:20:06]
 
38 Dub Elements - Thunder (René LaVice Remix) (from Thunder (René LaVice Remix)) [02:23:57]
 
39 grandson - Rain (feat. Jessie Reyez) (from Rain (feat. Jessie Reyez)) [02:29:10]
 
40 REDALiCE - Lightning Step (from Lightning Step) [02:33:03]
 
41 Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (from Are You Gonna Eat That?) [02:36:17]
 
42 Shirobon - Step It (from Step It) [02:38:33]
 
43 HIGHSOCIETY - Rave Ting (DATAMOSH Massive) (from Rave Ting (DATAMOSH Massive)) [02:40:39]
 
44 Poppy - EAT (from EAT (NXT Soundtrack)) [02:44:15]
 
45 Green Jelly - Pukebox (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic) (from Garbage Band Kids) [02:47:14]
 
46 Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), Pioneer 11, Bryson the Alien, Open Mike Eagle - 3D (from 3D) [02:50:30]
 
47 Gunship, Tyler Bates - Berserker (feat. Dave Lombardo) (from Berserker (feat. Dave Lombardo)) [02:53:16]
 
48 Chemlab - Rivethead (2021 Remaster) (from Burn Out At The Hydrogen Bar (2021 Remaster)) [02:58:43]
 
49 Yunalesca - From Halfway Down (from From Halfway Down) [03:02:32]
 
50 Azedia - Golden Age (from Golden Age) [03:06:06]
 
51 Andy Moor, Somna - More Than Love (feat. Linney) (Craig Connelly Extended Remix) (from More Than Love (Craig Connelly Remix)) [03:10:24]
 
52 Safire - Holding On (feat. DRS) (from Holding On) [03:17:09]
 
53 Somna, Yang, AXYL - Someday (from Someday) [03:23:04]
 
54 Maddy O'Neal, An-Ten-Nae, Torii Wolf - Let Go (from Let Go) [03:26:31]
 
55 Ray Charles - I'm a Fool to Care (from Soul) [03:30:00]

2021-06-21 (Pride Edition Vol. 2)

What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 2nd volume of the Pride Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! Apologies for the lack of podcast last week. I was kicked into high gear for another project I was working on, so between sorting out software compatibility issues, upgrading shit, acquiring all the necessary assets, writing (and re-writing, and re-writing) a script, fighting self-doubt every step of the way, I didn’t have the mental wherewithal to put anything else together. Anyway, I’m back to deliver more exquisite fucktacularity to all our earholes, so yay for that.
 
So, let’s discuss what we’ll be hearing:
 
1. Lotta poppy classics here. This edition has almost a dangerously mainstream appeal. I’m sure some of the tracks will challenge your palette, though. Especially “Love the Girls,” by B. Ames. You’ll hear what I mean once ya get there.
 
2. I was conflicted earlier about whether or not to include Die Antwoord in these editions. Of course, God (their DJ) is gay, but there was that whole controversy with that gay musician from a few years back. I don’t know what to think of it in regards to the timeline and who did what to whom, but I seriously doubt Die Antwoord is actually anti-LGBT. I don’t know. I think that it’s more likely that Ninja and/or Yo-landi could say shit like that in a confrontation just to fuck with their confidence. Not having had many confrontations in my life, I don’t know what sorts of offensive/defensive measures I’d employ, but I imagine talking trash could be one of them. I wouldn’t use slurs in that trash talk, but I can see why someone would even if they don’t actively use those slurs or hate whichever group of people. Doesn’t excuse it, but maybe it’s something of an explanation. I don’t know. What do you think?
 
3. So, I feel terribly late to this party, but apparently there’s a type of music called Ballroom (or Vogue). I just watched a short PBS doc on it, and as best as I can understand it, it’s basically hard house with less melody. I’d normally be less inclined to be interested in stuff with less melody, but this stuff is actually pretty awesome. That aforementioned track, “Love the Girls,” by B. Ames is a Ballroom track that I found on a Ballroom playlist on Spotify. But yeah, it’s apparently a genre that rose up along with voguing itself in the black LGBT community. The doc is definitely interesting if you’re into learning about music like I am.
 
4. Honestly, not a whole hell of a lot else to say this week. So, let’s just cut the fuckin’ foreplay and yojne already, shall we?
 
 
01 GRiZ - Tie-Dye Sky (from Tie-Dye Sky) [00:01:44]
 
02 Lady Gaga - Born This Way (from Born This Way (Special Edition)) [00:04:53]
 
03 UMI - Pretty Girl hi! (from Pretty Girl hi!) [00:09:11]
 
04 Baby Queen - Pretty Girl Lie (from Pretty Girl Lie) [00:10:59]
 
05 B. Ames, Icon Sinia Alaia - Love the Girls (from Love the Girls) [00:14:32]
 
06 Madonna - Vogue (from Celebration (double disc version)) [00:18:25]
 
07 Divoli S'vere - SOFT (from CKUNTINOMKSZ) [00:23:39]
 
08 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (Miami) (from Supermeng) [00:26:02]
 
09 Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (from That’s The Way I Like It: The Best of Dead Or Alive) [00:30:49]
 
10 Ashnikko - Slumber Party (feat. Princess Nokia) (from DEMIDEVIL) [00:33:59]
 
11 Chana Rothman, Ali Wadsworth, Mighty Flipside ESQ. - Dress Up and Dance (from Rainbow Train) [00:36:56]
 
12 Ocean Kelly - Wanda's Cunty Vision (from Wanda’s Cunty Vision) [00:39:42]
 
13 Alphabet Rockers, Tommy Soulati Shepherd, Yaw, Zion I - #100kmasks (from The Love) [00:41:37]
 
14 Ariana Grande - Into You (from Dangerous Woman) [00:45:02]
 
15 Rezz - Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron) (from Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron)) [00:49:00]
 
16 The Menstrual Cramps - Tinder Girl (from Free Bleedin’) [00:51:46]
 
17 Brooke Candy, Pussy Riot, MNDR, Mykki Blanco - My Sex (from My Sex) [00:55:01]
 
18 Hoity-Toity - Y'know (from Not Your Kind) [00:59:19]
 
19 Kylie Minogue - In My Arms (from X) [01:03:52]
 
20 Queen - I Want To Break Free (from The Works) [01:07:22]
 
21 George Michael - Freedom! '90 (from Ladies And Gentlemen… The Best Of George Michael) [01:10:34]
 
22 Zolita - Loveline Remix (feat. Dorian Electra and Petal Supply) (from Loveline Remix (feat. Dorian Electra and Petal Supply)) [01:16:59]
 
23 Dan Hartman - Relight My Fire (Single Version) (from 70s Gems) [01:19:36]
 
24 Grove, Griz-O - Black (from Queer + Black) [01:23:19]
 
25 Syd - Got Her Own (from Fin) [01:26:44]
 
26 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (from Welcome To The Pleasuredome: 25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) [01:29:48]
 
27 Ants on a Log - They're My Best Friend (from They’re My Best Friend) [01:33:40]
 
28 Diana Ross - Love Hangover (from Diana Ross (Expanded Edition)) [01:35:48]
 
29 Cheryl Lynn - Got to Be Real (from Cheryl Lynn) [01:43:32]
 
30 Ducky - If U Need Me (from If U Miss Me) [01:48:36]
 
31 Gage, Kevin Jz Prodigy - Bad Bitch (from Bad Bitch) [01:51:50]
 
32 The Blessed Madonna - He Is the Voice I Hear (from He Is the Voice I Hear) [01:55:44]
 
33 GRiZ - Can't Hold Me Down (feat. Tash Neal) (from Good Will Prevail) [02:06:09]
 
34 Snow Tha Product - Never Be Me (from Never Be Me) [02:09:42]
 
35 Urias - Peligrosa (from FÚRIA PT1) [02:12:03]
 
36 Queen, David Bowie - Under Pressure (from Best of Bowie) [02:14:29]
 
37 Problem Patterns - Big Shouty (from Big Shouty) [02:18:27]
 
38 Zebra Katz - IN IN IN (from LESS IS MOOR) [02:19:48]
 
39 Little Big - Barbie Girl (from COVERS) [02:23:01]
 
40 Poppy - All The Things She Said (from All The Things She Said) [02:25:27]
 
41 Suzanne Vega, DNA - Tom's Diner (from Tom’s Album) [02:29:01]
 
42 Little Simz - Venom (from Venom) [02:32:43]
 
43 The Regrettes - Seashore (from Feel Your Feelings Fool!) [02:35:17]
 
44 Todrick Hall - Boys In The Ocean (from Boys In The Ocean) [02:38:42]
 
45 Lupa J - Obliterate (from To Breathe Underwater) [02:41:54]
 
46 SOPHIE - Immaterial (from OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES) [02:45:25]
 
47 Wax Wings - Reclaim Me (feat. Nimmo) (Maya Jane Coles Remix [Edit]) (from Reclaim Me (feat. Nimmo) (Maya Jane Coles Remix [Edit])) [02:49:17]
 
48 Raveena - Tweety (from Tweety) [02:52:38]
 
49 Syd - Missing Out (from Missing Out) [02:56:24]
 
50 Yaz - Don't Go (from Upstairs At Eric’s) [03:00:18]
 
51 Lil Nas X - SUN GOES DOWN (from SUN GOES DOWN) [03:03:16]
 
52 Elton John - Your Song (from Elton John) [03:06:02]
 
53 Sarah Proctor - Lost (from Lost) [03:09:59]
 
54 Telly Leung - You Matter (from You Matter) [03:13:29]

2021-06-07 (Pride Edition)

Well, howdy! Welcome perverts, pervettes and all gender identities beyond and in-between to the inaugural Pride Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I have no good excuses for why the inaugural edition is being released in 2021. I’m trying to be a better ally now, I suppose. To be fairrrrr… I have featured LGBTQIA+ artists on the podcast numerous times individually. This is just a collection of ‘em. That’s not all, though. There are at least 1 1/2 to 2 hours of brand spankin’-that-ass new stuff that I found specifically for this edition. Lots of epic classics in here as well that you’re sure to yojne.
 
As far as good allyship goes (if that’s even a word), I actually got registered in New York to marry people specifically for the marriage of two of my favorite women, Navil & Celestine. They’ve been together for 6 years now, and even have a daughter now, too. Sadly, I haven’t officiated any marriages other than theirs, but I’m so very proud of the one I did. I told them around when they first started dating that they were never allowed to break up because they were too goddamn adorable together to ever part. Aside from that, I do regularly donate to LGBTQIA+ charities, and I advocate for civil rights whenever possible. 
 
Anyway, this isn’t about me. Just wanted to give y’all a little background just in case this is the first time you’re hearing it. As far as what we’ll be hearing, we’ve got all sorts of EDM, hip-hop, pop, indie, punk, metal, R&B, soul, even fuckin’ disco! Otep appears in this edition more than any other because, well, she’s an all-time favorite of mine. Actually wearing one of her shirts right now. I was so goddamn giddy when I met her. She’s phuckin’ phenomenal, and if ya disagree, it’s all good. Like I say, no matter how many rights the owners take from us in this country, nobody can ever take away your right to be wrong.
 
Also, I want to mention one of the reasons I included some old-school Green Day. One of my best friends, Tommy, was a huge fan of theirs when we were in elementary school. Tommy introduced me to a lot of stuff besides Green Day, though. Horror movies, Power Rangers, even porn. We hung out a lot, pretty much as often as we could. It always annoyed me when he’d twist my arm to go outside and do shit with him instead of just chilling inside and playing video games, but that was part of what was great about him. He challenged me to do things with which I was uncomfortable. Never anything sexual or dangerous, really. He did get caught stealin’ some shit once though, and coupled with the fact that we were forced to go to different middle schools, that was pretty much when our friendship faded away. I barely saw or spoke to him after that incident back in the mid-90s. Unfortunately, Tommy passed in 2009 while I was in college in Florida. I wish I would’ve been better at reaching out and/or keeping in touch, and I’m pretty sure we all have some story like that from our respective lives. You gotta tell people how much they mean to you while they’re around to hear you. It’s impossible to live life completely free of regrets like that, no doubt, but we can all try harder towards that end.
 
Anyway, I hope all my LGBTQIA+ friends yojne the fuck outta this edition. Straight people, y’all can yojne right along so long as you’re allies. If not, feel free to go fuck yourselves with a sharp stick. Get some splinters all up in there, and maybe it’ll change your minds along with the country that’s changing whether y’all like it or not. Homophobia is fuckin’ pathetic, I swear. Only intellectually bankrupt-ass cunts have that trash occupying their otherwise vacant fuckin’ minds. 
 
All that done did and fuckin’ said, have a fabulous Pride month everyone, and let us now commence the yojne! 
 
 
01 Alaska Thunderfuck - ROY G BIV BBT (from ROY G BIV BBT) [00:02:29]
 
02 Placebo - Pure Morning (from Without You I’m Nothing) [00:04:57]
 
03 Lady Gaga - Marry The Night (from Born This Way) [00:09:07]
 
04 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [00:13:30]
 
05 Two Feet - Go Fuck Yourself (from First Steps) [00:16:52]
 
06 Freddie - BASHBACK! (from BASHBACK!) [00:19:00]
 
07 Amelia Clarke - fuck you (from fuck you) [00:20:32]
 
08 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (Dux n Bass Remix) (from This Means War (Dux n Bass Remix)) [00:22:59]
 
09 Angel Haze - Battle Cry (feat. Sia) (from Dirty Gold (Deluxe)) [00:27:06]
 
10 Green Day - Basket Case (from Dookie) [00:31:53]
 
11 Queen - Stone Cold Crazy (from Sheer Heart Attack) [00:34:49]
 
12 RuPaul - Supermodel (You Better Work) (Ready to Wear Mix) (from Supermodel (You Better Work)/House of Love) [00:37:01]
 
13 Alaska Thunderfuck - Pride (from Vagina) [00:40:45]
 
14 T.V. Carpio - I Want to Hold Your Hand (from Across The Universe OST) [00:44:44]
 
15 Tim Curry - Sweet Transvestite (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show OST) [00:47:19]
 
16 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:50:38]
 
17 GRiZ - Juicy (feat. Blunts & Blondes) (from Bangers[6].Zip) [00:54:56]
 
18 Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (from Up) [00:58:03]
 
19 Sister Sledge - We Are Family (from We Are Family) [01:00:52]
 
20 Ducky - Stable Heart (from Optimism) [01:09:12]
 
21 Perfume Genius - Queen (from Too Bright) [01:13:08]
 
22 Halestorm - Bad Romance (from ReAniMate: The CoVeRs eP) [01:16:47]
 
23 Alphabet Rockers - They / Them (Interlude) (from The Love) [01:20:51]
 
24 Danna Paola, MIKA - Me, Myself (from K.O.) [01:21:39]
 
25 Ashnikko - Deal With It (feat. Kelis) (SEBii Remix) (from Deal With It (feat. Kelis) (Remixes)) [01:24:33]
 
26 Little Big - Big Dick (from Funeral Rave) [01:27:01]
 
27 Bizarrap - Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 39 (from Snow Tha Product: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 39) [01:29:39]
 
28 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [01:32:30]
 
29 Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (from A Night At The Opera) [01:35:36]
 
30 Judas Priest - Painkiller (from Painkiller) [01:41:25]
 
31 Angel Vivaldi - . _ _ _ _ (from Away With Words, Part 1) [01:47:28]
 
32 Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) (from Goodbye Yellow Brick Road) [01:52:37]
 
33 P!nk - Raise Your Glass (from Raise Your Glass) [01:57:25]
 
34 Green Day - Welcome To Paradise (from Dookie) [02:00:45]
 
35 Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive (from Born to Be Alive) [02:04:28]
 
36 Rina Sawayama - Dance In The Dark (Spotify Singles) (from Dance In The Dark (Spotify Singles)) [02:07:32]
 
37 CSS - Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above (from Cansei De Ser Sexy) [02:11:13]
 
38 GRiZ - Astro Funk (from Astro Funk) [02:14:42]
 
39 imbi, Slim Set - Heatsink (from Heatsink) [02:17:57]
 
40 Niña Dioz, Rebeca Lane, Twin Palms - Kamikaze (from Amor, Locura & Otros Vicios) [02:21:45]
 
41 Brooke Candy - Opulence (from Opulence) [02:25:07]
 
42 girl in red - Serotonin (from if i could make it go quiet) [02:27:23]
 
43 sarya, maniatrix - PROFESSIONAL WOMAN (from PROFESSIONAL WOMAN) [02:30:22]
 
44 Poppy - Am I A Girl? (from Am I A Girl?) [02:33:35]
 
45 Pussy Riot, Dorian Electra - TOXIC (from TOXIC) [02:37:10]
 
46 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [02:40:02]
 
47 Shea Diamond - I Am Her (from I Am Her) [02:43:24]
 
48 Otep - Perfectly Flawed (from The Ascension) [02:46:51]
 
49 Michael St. Laurent - Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn) (from Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn)) [02:50:33]
 
50 Claud - Wish You Were Gay (from Wish You Were Gay) [02:54:55]
 
51 Kelela - Rewind (from Hallucinogen) [02:58:02]
 
52 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [03:01:57]
 
53 Lil Nas X - C7osure (You Like) (from 7 EP) [03:05:03]
 
54 Placebo - Centrefolds (from Sleeping With Ghosts) [03:07:26]
 
55 Otep - Be Brave (from KULT 45) [03:12:14]
 
56 Jim Sturgess & Dana Fuchs - All You Need Is Love (from Across The Universe OST) [03:14:56]
 
57 Queen - We Are The Champions (Remastered 2011) (from News Of The World (Deluxe Remastered Version)) [03:18:11]

2021-05-31 (Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition Vol. 4)

To Valhalla, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! Emo-goddamn-clew to the 4th volume of the Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Nearly 3 ½ hours of fantastic nordic folk, viking & power metal is ahead of us this week. No doubt gripes could be made about the groups that seem or are too different from the rest, but I dunno. Maybe go fuck yaself? Try that on for size. It all fits the overall theme even if certain groups’ sounds, styles and/or nationalities deviate slightly from the others. Not even like anyone currently makes such gripes; I guess I’m pre-arguing or some shit. 
 
Anyway, this is all new shit, all fuckin’ awesome. No Heilung this time either. As I said in the previous 3rd volume of this edition, I’ve included pretty much their entire discography in just the first two volumes of this. There are tons of awesome groups similar to Heilung out there and in this podcast, and even though I absolutely adore Heilung, I enjoy expanding horizons more. Maybe I’ll feel nostalgic in the next volume. I’m still hyped as fuck for Hellblade II, as well. One particular track I want y’all to listen to is by Battle Beast, called Resurrection By Erection. Look up the lyrics and have yourselves a little chuckle, ‘cause I certainly did. It’s actually a cover of a Powerwolf song, and apparently also a part of a whole cover album that was included in the deluxe version of Sacrament of Sin. Looking into it, they actually went all the way fuckin’ out for their fans with the special edition versions of that album. I appreciate the fuck out of that, ‘cause I imagine making and distributing stuff like that has gotta be expensive as fuck.
 
Also, quick correction from last week: I miscredited my friend Shy with having shown me the magnificent Troldhaugen track called CRISPr Me Baby One More Time. It was actually my buddy Al. Speaking of Al, if you enjoyed his recommendations that I included on last week’s podcast, you ought to dig back in my podcast a little ways to summer of 2019 when I did a whole podcast with him. He’s got great taste, and I’m sure we’ll do another podcast together at some point because of that.
 
Aside from all that, shit, ain’t really much else to say. Yojne, motherfuckers!
 
 
01 Persefone - Niflheim (The Eyes That Hold the Edge) (from Truth Inside the Shades (Rerecorded Version)) [00:01:38]
 
02 Battle Beast - Resurrection By Erection (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [00:09:30]
 
03 Theodor Bastard - Les (from Volch’ya Yagoda) [00:13:12]
 
04 Myrkur - House Carpenter (from Folkesange) [00:17:14]
 
05 Metalocalypse: Dethklok - Awaken (from The Dethalbum) [00:20:45]
 
06 Meshuggah - Monstrocity (from The Violent Sleep of Reason) [00:24:19]
 
07 Tenhi - Pojan Kiiski (from Saivo) [00:30:21]
 
08 Alestorm - Treasure Chest Party Quest (from Curse of the Crystal Coconut (Deluxe Version)) [00:37:00]
 
09 Amon Amarth - With Oden On Our Side (from With Oden On Our Side) [00:41:15]
 
10 Daemonia Nymphe - Deo's Erotas (from Psychostasia) [00:45:46]
 
11 Mors Principium Est - The Journey (from Dawn of the 5TH Era) [00:50:08]
 
12 Wind Rose - Drunken Dwarves (from Wintersaga) [00:55:10]
 
13 Vas - Mandara (from Feast Of Silence) [00:59:39]
 
14 Gloryhammer - The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee (from Tales from the Kingdom of Fife) [01:05:58]
 
15 Amaranthe - Army Of The Night (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [01:10:17]
 
16 Alpine Universe - The Empire of Winds (from The Empire of Winds OST) [01:13:14]
 
17 Bloodbound - Rise of the Dragon Empire (from Rise of the Dragon Empire) [01:16:15]
 
18 Eisbrecher - Exzess Express (from Die Hölle muss warten) [01:20:47]
 
19 Wardruna - Kvitravn (from Kvitravn) [01:24:10]
 
20 Arion - I'm Here to Save You (from Vultures Die Alone) [01:30:18]
 
21 Powerwolf - Venom Of Venus (from The Sacrament Of Sin) [01:34:03]
 
22 Wardruna - Andvevarljod (from Andvevarljod) [01:37:27]
 
23 Ofdrykkja - Herr Mannelig (from Gryningsvisor) [01:47:31]
 
24 Caliban - Kiss Of The Cobra King (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [01:54:26]
 
25 Tulip - Sidewinder (from Sidewinder) [01:58:39]
 
26 Garmarna - Två Systrar (from Två Systrar) [02:02:46]
 
27 The Moon & The Nightspirit - A Hajnal Köszöntése (from Metanoia) [02:08:24]
 
28 Timo Tolkki's Avalon, Todd Michael Hall - Promises (from Return to Eden) [02:14:07]
 
29 Gloryhammer - Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy (from Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards) [02:18:50]
 
30 Manntra - Barren King (from Barren King) [02:22:23]
 
31 OMNIA - Shaman of Chaos (from Reflexions) [02:24:55]
 
32 SKÁLD - Grótti (from Grótti) [02:29:02]
 
33 Leaves' Eyes - Chain of the Golden Horn (from Chain of the Golden Horn) [02:31:49]
 
34 Vàli - Nordavindens Klagesang (from Skogslandskap) [02:35:45]
 
35 Myrkur - Ella (from Ella) [02:38:38]
 
36 Sharm - The Wolven Storm (Priscilla's Song) (from The Wolven Storm (Priscilla's Song)) [02:42:27]
 
37 Theodor Bastard - Urzala (from Volch’ya Yagoda) [02:46:23]
 
38 Arion - In The Name Of Love (feat. Cyan Kicks) (from In The Name Of Love (feat. Cyan Kicks)) [02:50:23]
 
39 Kati Ran, Borgar Magnason, Gaahls WYRD, Theodor Bastard - Unnr | MINDBEACH (from Unnr | MINDBEACH) [02:54:27]
 
40 Mors Principium Est - God Has Fallen (from Dawn of the 5TH Era) [03:03:58]
 
41 Einar Selvik - Dagar eru Taldir - Days Are Numbered (from Assassin’s Creed Valhalla: The Wave of Giants) [03:08:23]
 
42 Gemini Syndrome - Remember We Die (from Memento Mori) [03:12:21]
 
43 Nytt Land - Valhalla Rising (from Valhalla Rising) [03:16:03]

2021-05-24 (Send Newds Edition Vol. 5)

Up what fuck is the, dearest preverts and postverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 5th installment of the Send Newds Edition! Y’all oughta know the drill, but for those who only know the wrench, this is just a collection of new discoveries I’ve made over some relatively brief span of time. It’s been quite a month since the last one; all sortsa fucknomenal Shiite in store for us this week. Over 4 ½ fuckin’ hours, actually. I know, I ask too much of your time and attention week after week. Maybe you’ll make the time someday, maybe you’ll go the rest of your goddamn life never knowing about all this fucktacular music. Up to y’all, but I think the latter’s a goddamn shame. I could speculate on why ’til the cows come home, get slaughtered, turned into burgers, eaten and shat out with all the rest of our relentless consumption and petty judgments, but fuck, I’d rather just turn up this muthafuckin’ aural sex!
 
Speaking of which, let me get started with my nerdy list of boring shit I do before every podcast actually begins:
 
1. Graey is a deathcore group I found through the filthybreakdowns Instagram account. They’ve only released this one song so far, and they’re a new band as far as I can tell, so there’s some (relatively) exclusive shit for y’all. Pretty badass, too. Keep your eyes peeled for anything else they release, ‘cause I imagine they’ve got plenty of fucktacularity in store for the world.
 
2. JEFF?! is an artist that I found while looking for the previous artist, Graey. I was amused by the name, and good heavens does this track slap, so there ya go. See? I’m pretty much ALWAYS lookin’ for cool new shit, even when I’m busy lookin’ for other shit. You could be that way if you wanted, too. Ain’t no fuckin’ law against it, and even if there was, I’d happily break it every damn day.
 
3. Little Big put out… a metal track?! Yeah, actually! That one’s pretty fuckin’ sweet as well. If you don’t already know and love Little Big, first of all, you’re fuckin’ up. Second, they’re sorta like goofy Russian rave music, and I love the fuck out of ‘em. I even made my boy Al learn the Skibidi dance with me so we could do it when we saw them live. Shoutout to my homie Ryan Kore who went with us that night, too. Anyway, listen well to that, and then listen to the rest of their stuff, because they’re fuckin’ awesome.
 
4. Sullivan King and FEVER 333?!! Together on one track?! How can one song accommodate such a fucktastic pairing? Well, listen to LOUD and you’ll hear how! There’s another Sullivan King track on here called Domination with… Papa Roach?! What the actual and/or fictitious fuck is that about? I haven’t ever really given a damn, fuck, shit or squirt of piss about Papa Roach, but hey, that track’s quality doesn’t lie. Look forward to those two comin’ up real soon.
 
5. Any fans of the 80s jam Higher Love by Steve Winwood are almost sure to love (higherly?) the track by The Watchmen, Rob IYF & Al Storm called HGHR LV. See what they did there? THEY CONDENSED THE TITLE BY TAKING OUT THE VOWELS, AND THEY CAPITALIZED THE TITLE TOO BECAUSE HARDCOOOOOOORRRRRREEEE! Anyway, yeah, fun shit right there. I’ma be bobbin’ my head, drivin’ fast down the highway to that one. Some jams need air for the best experience of them. Truly, your environment plays a huge part of how a track affects you, so put your big people pants on and go somewhere when you listen to certain stuff like this. I promise you’ll notice a difference if you’re not already well aware of all that.
 
6. The mighty Dir en Grey makes a return to the podcast this week with T.D.F.F.! I haven’t been keeping up with them since fuck… way too long. Never stopped lovin’ ‘em, there’s just too much shit to keep track of in life sometimes. I’m sure y’all can relate. Anyone unfamiliar with them ought to look up the uncensored video for Obscure. Their Visual Kei style is fuckin’ badass, and even though I can’t understand a goddamn word Kyo says, I damn sure can appreciate the music. Y’all oughta know by now that understanding isn’t necessarily a prerequisite for appreciation and/or enjoyment. It helps, of course, but it’s certainly not necessary. I’ve had beautiful women put my penis in their mouths before, like… I definitely don’t understand why that ever happened, but hey, I’d be a damn fool not to appreciate and/or enjoy that.
 
7. The Linda Lindas are a punk band of young Asian American girls who recently went viral on Tikbookgramchat or whatever with this track called Racist, Sexist Boy. So awesome to see girls that young speakin’ on some real shit like that, especially considering the tense fuckin’ state of race relations in this bass-ackwards fuckin’ country of ours. I mean, I wish situations weren’t such that they felt compelled to do so, but I’m glad to see them channel that negativity into something positive. They were even featured briefly on TYT because of this jam, which is how I found them.
 
8. Shoutout to my boy Al for the Amigo the Devil track called Quiet as a Rat, shoutout to Ducky for the Grace Gale jam called Tijuana vs. Albuquerque, and shoutout to Shy for the phenomenal fuckin’ song CRISPr Me Baby One More Time by Troldhaugen (that shit’s fuckin’ bananas, and you’re about to find out for yourselves). If you wanna be shouted out, just try shootin’ me a track that you think I’d enjoy! I obviously listen to ALL sortsa fuckin’ shit. All anything’s gotta do is move me enough to be memorable, make me fuckin’ feel something, and I’m always movin’ y’all. Movin’ and feelin’ shit? I dunno, sure.
 
9. Apparently there is a nine this time, but this shit’s gettin’ a bit extensive, so let’s see if I can condense the rest of this intro. Let’s go through some especially notable jams here: HEALTH & Nine Inch Nails on a track together? Check! JUICEBOX is an artist I found when I was looking for tracks called “Vantablack,” for the recent Vantablack & Neon edition, but their jams didn’t fit on that edition, so they’re here now. 3 additional tracks called Vantablack, actually, and they’re all fuckin’ awesome. The track by We Are PIGS features Morgan Lander of Kittie fame, so if you’re still down with Kittie like I am, you ought to love that one. The Dark Lotus jam is a bonus track I just discovered, even though I’ve loved them for 20 fuckin’ years. I completely fuckin’ forgot that Opaque Brotherhood had a deluxe edition, so hey, all my juggalos ought to dig that. Washington is an artist that a Lyft passenger of mine turned me on to, and I’ve yet to hear a bad track from her. Hope y’all feel the same. Finally, CLANN, I found them from some random ad on Instagram talkin’ about a double vinyl release of their most recent album. I could’ve easily just scrolled away since I had no idea who the fuck they were at the time, but I decided to take the opportunity to learn some shit, and boy was I richly rewarded for my curiosity. I even posted about it a little over 2 months ago, but I forgot to include it on one of these editions until now. Like I said before, sometimes there’s too much shit to keep track of in life, ya know?
 
10. I know, I kinda cheated with that last point making it so fucking long. I know none of y’all are takin’ notes or anything on the info dumps that these intros typically are, but guess what?! Now, there’s nothing left to do but yojne! So yojne! What are you waiting for?! Me to stop talking?! Fair point, so just fuckin’ yojne, muthayojners!
 
 
01 NOISE NETWORK - Power Up (from Power Up / Drop It) [00:05:21]
 
02 PEEKABOO, ISOxo - POWERMOVE (from POWERMOVE) [00:07:15]
 
03 Blanke - Alchemy (ShockOne Remix) (from Alchemy (ShockOne Remix)) [00:10:27]
 
04 Sullivan King - LOUD (feat. Jason Aalon from FEVER 333) (from LOUD (feat. Jason Aalon from FEVER 333)) [00:14:09]
 
05 Colette - When the Music's Loud (from When the Music's Loud) [00:17:36]
 
06 Millennial Trash, Ace Aura - Noddin' (Asteroid Afterparty Remix) (from The Noddin’ Remixes No One Asked For) [00:21:45]
 
07 The Watchmen, Rob IYF, Al Storm - HGHR LV (from HGHR LV) [00:24:36]
 
08 Troldhaugen - CRISPr Me Baby One More Time (from Idio+syncrasies) [00:29:22]
 
09 Otto Von Schirach, Qebrus - Enter the Sacred Triangle (from Ottobrus) [00:32:50]
 
10 Gammer - THE DROP (Stonebank Remix) (from THE DROP (The Remixes Pt. 1)) [00:38:14]
 
11 Gawr Gura - Sharkventure!! (from Hololive English -Myth- Image Soundtrack(ft. Camellia)) [00:42:05]
 
12 HEALTH, Nine Inch Nails - ISN'T EVERYONE (from ISN’T EVERYONE) [00:46:27]
 
13 Onyx, Cappadonna - Ha Ha Ha (from Onyx 4 Life) [00:51:41]
 
14 We Are PIGS - Moot (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Moot) [00:55:09]
 
15 Dir En Grey - T.D.F.F. (from 朧 (Oboro)) [00:59:12]
 
16 Cassetter - Neon Pills (feat. Voicians) (from Neon Pills (feat. Voicians)) [01:02:08]
 
17 Hardage - There's Enough For All of Us (feat. Michael Franti) (Jay Caruso & Pagany Re-Funk Mix) (from There’s Enough For All of Us (Remixes 2021)) [01:06:39]
 
18 ERIEL INDIGO - Wasted (from Wasted) [01:12:24]
 
19 Astronaut - A$tronaut (from A$tronaut) [01:15:58]
 
20 Dark Lotus - Hallucinations (Bonus Track) (from The Opaque Brotherhood (Deluxe Edition)) [01:18:15]
 
21 Hallucinator - Sick Society (feat. MC Coppa) (from The New World Disorder LP) [01:21:27]
 
22 The Linda Lindas - Racist, Sexist Boy (Live at LA Public Library) (from Racist, Sexist Boy (Live at LA Public Library)) [01:26:57]
 
23 Eptic - Payback (from Payback) [01:28:59]
 
24 Nova Twins - Undertaker (FEVER 333 Remix) (from Undertaker (FEVER 333 Remix)) [01:32:28]
 
25 Andy Moor, Adam White, Whiteroom - The Whiteroom (from The Whiteroom) [01:34:42]
 
26 Evil Activities, Korsakoff - Shadows (from Shadows) [01:38:33]
 
27 LICK - IN THE DARK (feat. Calivania) (from IN THE DARK) [01:42:08]
 
28 JUICEB☮X, WES WAX - Vantablack (from Satori) [01:44:55]
 
29 Omnia - Beautiful (from Beautiful) [01:48:33]
 
30 Luma, Blanke - Like a Nightmare (from Like a Nightmare) [01:51:54]
 
31 Graey - Blind (from Blind) [01:55:29]
 
32 JEFF?! - Grey Blood (from Grey Blood) [01:59:38]
 
33 Karma - We All Float (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from We All Float) [02:03:03]
 
34 Amigo the Devil - Quiet as a Rat (from Born Against) [02:06:46]
 
35 Argatu', Andreea Niculae - Foaie Verde-A Bobului (from Vol. 5) [02:09:57]
 
36 CLANN - I Hold You (from Seelie) [02:15:06]
 
37 Excision, UBUR, Armanni Reign - Back To Back (from Back To Back) [02:24:10]
 
38 August Burns Red - Paramount (Reprise) (from Guardians Sessions EP) [02:27:01]
 
39 La Dispute - FOOTSTEPS AT THE POND (Zeal & Ardor Remix) (from Panorama Remixed) [02:32:00]
 
40 Asheni - Shelter Me (from La Maison De L’Elephant) [02:36:24]
 
41 Elle Vee, Sentient, JAGO - What Would It Take (from Subsidia Dawn: Vol. 3) [02:42:02]
 
42 Intervals - Vantablack (from Circadian) [02:45:44]
 
43 DJ Fastcut, Onyx - Bad Poets (from Bad Poets) [02:50:44]
 
44 Trampa, Space Laces - Shank (from Disrespect) [02:53:43]
 
45 The Toxic Avenger - Sorcery (from Sorcery) [02:56:43]
 
46 Shygirl - SIREN (Basement Jaxx Cruise Mix) (from SIREN) [03:01:55]
 
47 Synymata - Where Does Love Go (feat. Elle Vee) (from Where Does Love Go) [03:07:25]
 
48 Jokabi - Lost Woods (from Lost Woods) [03:11:45]
 
49 SLANDER - Love Is Gone (feat. Dylan Matthew) (Synymata Remix) (from Love Is Gone (Synymata Remix)) [03:14:10]
 
50 Ekoh, Locksmith - Nothin To Me (from Nothin To Me) [03:18:19]
 
51 Drumcorps - Human Nature (from Better Days) [03:21:25]
 
52 Maduk - Bringing Me Down (from Poison / Bringing Me Down) [03:23:47]
 
53 Friction - Falling Down (feat. Poppy Baskcomb) (from Falling Down) [03:27:49]
 
54 Gammer, Naeleck, Hige Driver - Virtual Gaming (Gammer Remix) (from Virtual Gaming (Gammer Remix)) [03:31:31]
 
55 Little Big - WE ARE LITTLE BIG (from WE ARE LITTLE BIG) [03:34:06]
 
56 Extra Terra, Max Brhon - Elon Trust (from Elon Trust) [03:36:13]
 
57 Cosmic Gate - Feel It (from Feel It) [03:40:10]
 
58 Redman - 80 BARZ (from 80 BARZ) [03:43:35]
 
59 Kayzo, Sullivan King, Papa Roach - DOMINATION (from DOMINATION) [03:46:40]
 
60 Token - Dentures (from Dentures) [03:49:25]
 
61 Illest Uminati - Mister Freeze (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Jamie Madrox) (from Mister Freeze) [03:52:37]
 
62 Grace Gale - Tijuana vs. Albuquerque (from A Few Easy Steps to Secure Heli-Camel Safety) [03:56:13]
 
63 Eivør - Gullspunnin (Live at Nordic House, 2020) (from Gullspunnin) [03:59:36]
 
64 Panda Eyes - Colorblind (from KIKO) [04:07:40]
 
65 Yunalesca - Vantablack (from Vantablack) [04:12:25]
 
66 Slushii - Valhalla (from Valhalla) [04:15:40]
 
67 Pendulum - Come Alive (from Come Alive) [04:18:54]
 
68 Wevlth - Come Alive (from Come Alive) [04:22:41]
 
69 The Birthday Party - Context (from Context) [04:25:35]
 
70 Washington - My Happiness (from My Happiness) [04:29:06]
 
71 Vexare - Still Remaining (from Rattlesnakes) [04:32:34]
 
72 JUICEB☮X, WES WAX - Time Will Tell (from Satori) [04:36:47]

2021-05-17 (Lo-Fi Beats to Study, Cry, Loaf On, Beat Off, and Pet Kitties To Edition)

How the shit is down, father-befrienders and father-befrienderettes?! Welcome to the Lo-Fi Beats to Study, Cry, Loaf On, Beat Off (Oxford comma) and Pet Kitties To Edition! For those out of the loop, Lo-Fi is short for low fidelity, and that’s a common characteristic of at least one instrument in all these tracks. Lo-Fi typically refers to instrumental hip-hop style beats, but as with so many genres, there are subgenres, sub-sub-genres, and super-sub-sub-genres, all with boundaries blurred here and there by XYZ artists. Yet again, verily I say unto thee (or some shit), genres are a great way to gain a preliminary understanding of music, but shouldn’t be used as measuring sticks to slap others on the wrists for daring to deviate. That garbage trash doo-doo makes you pretentious, elitist, and frankly, a nauseating bore. 
 
I hope y’all yojned the fuck out of last week’s flashback edition, by the way. I was going to make this one last week, but between business and procrastination for myriad reasons, I didn’t find or make the time to compile anything until it was way too late. I knew that doing one of these Lo-Fi editions takes a long fuckin’ time, and I didn’t have that time last week. Either that, or I did, and I chose to do other things instead. I dun-fuckin’-no. I’ll just say that this edition is comprised of 87 fuckin’ tracks, and clocks in at a chinchilla’s twat hair over 3 hours and 40 minutes. Recording, cutting, optimizing, naming, bouncing, tagging, organizing and assembling that many fuckin’ tracks is a series of tasks that requires quite a lot of fuckin’ time; trust me. Y’all truly have no idea how much effort I put into this shit, and I’m grateful beyond words to everyone who’s bothered to listen.
 
Anyway, let’s discuss a bit about the shit in store for us this week:
 
1. Some of these tracks are remixes from video games, anime & covers, and they’re all fantastic enough to merit the effort of sharing them with y’all. You’ll notice a good portion of those types of tracks come from someone named Rifti Beats. Excellent artist I just discovered in making this edition, so I hope you yojne your goddamn genitals off backwards throughout it all.
 
2. The Gang Starr track called Deadly Habitz isn’t really Lo-Fi, but that track along with the album it’s from are both fuckin’ awesome, and I’ve loved ‘em since the early 2000s. I’ve played Gang Starr a number of times over the years, and while most of their tracks would potentially be a stark contrast to the rest of the stuff in this edition, I thought Deadly Habitz went along quite well. You’ll see, or hear.
 
3. Coinciding with that, I included a number of jazzy hip-hop jams that also aren’t technically lo-fi, but if y’all are gonna be pretentious-ass fuckin’ purists like that, there’s the damn door. Well, okay, so I can’t realistically point out a door for you, but find one and walk out of it for me. If you can hang, I think you’ll yojne as thoroughly as I do. The yojne takes practice sometimes, and some of y’all been slackin’.
 
4. A decent portion of these have a somber, melancholic feel to them, but don’t go thinking that they’re cries for help or anything. I just often find songs in minor keys to be more interesting than their major key counterparts. In case you’re unaware, minor key songs tend to evoke feelings of distress, sadness, etc. whereas major key songs typically evoke more positive emotions. That’s why you’ll find most pop music is made up of major keys. Anyway, yeah, minor music can be phenomenally beautiful, and I’m sure we could all use an expansion of our respective sad song libraries. Personally, I’ve found it exceptionally bothersome when over the years, I kept listening to the same assortment of tracks whenever I was depressed. That sort of thing exacerbated the negative emotions for me, ‘cause on top of already feeling bad about whatever, I also felt a nagging blandness in the music I sought for comfort. I dunno, maybe I’m just some psychotic freak, and nobody else is bothered by such things. Ah well.
 
5. Holy shit, I found a lo-fi cover of Cardi B’s WAP. Thoroughly amusing, and you’ll hear what I mean if you stick around.
 
6. To anyone confused by the “Loaf On,” portion of the title, I once knew someone who mispronounced Lo-Fi as loafy, so it’s kind of become a running joke ever since. Now you’re fully in the loop, and you can yojne to your fullest potential! Isn’t that fuckin’ wonderful?!
 
7. Nothin’ left to say except… yojne!
 
 
01 Mashed Man, Imfinenow - Intro Screen (from Enter the Game EP) [00:03:13]
 
02 nitsua., Ngyn - put it on high (from remember the days) [00:04:51]
 
03 Rifti Beats - Main Theme Lofi (from Super Mario Lofi) [00:06:51]
 
04 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [00:09:21]
 
05 Rifti Beats - Underground Lofi (from Super Mario Lofi) [00:11:52]
 
06 creamy, KNVWN - we don't have to take our clothes off (from we don't have to take our clothes off) [00:14:14]
 
07 Amelia Clarke - fuck you (from fuck you) [00:16:57]
 
08 Otaku - Again (Full Metal) (from Anime Lofi Vol. 1) [00:19:26]
 
09 Неделька - Youth (from Youth) [00:21:13]
 
10 Rifti Beats - Chouzetsu Dynamic (DBS Opening 1) (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [00:24:00]
 
11 Doni, GameChops - Try Hard (Donkey Kong Country 2 - Stickerbrush Symphony) (from Button Masher Remastered) [00:26:41]
 
12 Rifti Beats - Vegeta SSJ (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [00:31:41]
 
13 Altair Blake - Glowing Out (from Hill Valley) [00:35:36]
 
14 Awon, Phoniks, Kid Abstrakt - The Cool Out (from Nothing Less) [00:37:49]
 
15 Kayou., Shae Delea - through the cold (from through the cold) [00:41:05]
 
16 coldbrew, Etymology Records - Polar (from Polar) [00:44:09]
 
17 LoFi Waiter - Japanese Winter (from A Night in Tokyo) [00:46:07]
 
18 Taiyo Ky - Lemon Sour in Shinjuku (from Lemon Sour in Shinjuku) [00:47:49]
 
19 Jazzinuf - Jazzy's Joint (from The Magic Carpet) [00:50:28]
 
20 Meraki99, Karma Kush - Midnight In Tokyo (from Midnight In Tokyo) [00:52:52]
 
21 Joe Lee Noire - Sleeping City (from Sleeping City) [00:54:28]
 
22 LoFi Waiter - Shibuya (from Shibuya) [00:57:24]
 
23 Lofi Fruits Music, Orange Stick, Chill Fruits - Clair de Lune (from Clair de Lune) [00:59:00]
 
24 Azido 88 - Serendipity (from Soulitude: Volume 2) [01:01:05]
 
25 Tundra Beats - Cloudy Sky (from Cloudy Sky) [01:02:37]
 
26 Freddie Joachim - Autumn Rain (from Midway) [01:05:16]
 
27 LoFi Waiter - Fall Vibes (from Coffee Sunset) [01:07:35]
 
28 Jazzinuf, James Zito - Maple Cinnamon Pancakes (from Snow in My Shoe) [01:09:29]
 
29 Cloudchord, Birocratic, Ian Ewing, Louis Futon, Martin Vogt, Dominic Lalli - Twitter Telephone (from Twitter Telephone) [01:11:55]
 
30 Gang Starr - Deadly Habitz (from The Ownerz) [01:15:19]
 
31 Rifti Beats - Gohan Angers (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [01:19:31]
 
32 RandomBeats, Rifti Beats - The Battle (from Ff7 Lofi) [01:23:09]
 
33 mood. - night walk (from night walk) [01:25:10]
 
34 Blimpflyinghigh - 2 Am Drive (from The Love Tape) [01:26:56]
 
35 Jinsang - flow on (from Confessions) [01:29:14]
 
36 Idealism, Ian Urbina - Blue Skies, Blue Seas (from Distant, Quiet, Waters (Inspired by 'The Outlaw Ocean' a book by Ian Urbina)) [01:33:01]
 
37 Kid Kio, Jonny Alias - Blue Sun (from Blue Sun) [01:36:11]
 
38 Oatmello, Phlocalyst - Poolside (from Predictions) [01:37:56]
 
39 Doctor Gosso & the Samplers, Lofi jazz - In Praise of Idleness (from In Praise of Idleness) [01:40:03]
 
40 Pete Flux, Parental - What They Need (from What They Need) [01:42:24]
 
41 Dountain Mew - Some nights (from Some nights) [01:46:30]
 
42 Azido 88, Moon Ghetto, KO WIN - Safie (from Dusty by Nature) [01:48:44]
 
43 auv - Riverside Drive (from Riverside Drive) [01:51:05]
 
44 imagiro, Devon Rea, Funcc. - Spring Break (from Spring Break) [01:54:02]
 
45 leon chang - woodland waltz (from re:treat) [01:55:40]
 
46 iamalex, The Field Tapes, Birocratic, tender spring - Yerry Hill (from Endless Sunday Vol. 2) [01:57:33]
 
47 LilyPichu - dreamy night (from dreamy night) [01:59:26]
 
48 Purrple Cat - Moonlit Walk (from Cozy Winter) [02:03:29]
 
49 Lofi Fruits Music, Orange Stick, Fets - Una Mattina (from Una Mattina) [02:06:56]
 
50 Otaku, LoFi Waiter - Unravel (Tokyo Ghoul) (from Anime Lofi Vol. 1) [02:08:40]
 
51 Martin Arteta - Heaven Is A Place on Earth (from Heaven Is A Place on Earth) [02:10:43]
 
52 Blu & Exile - O Heaven (from Give Me My Flowers While I Can Still Smell Them) [02:13:12]
 
53 Five Minutes More, Chill Select - Icarus (from Icarus) [02:16:27]
 
54 Rifti Beats - One Winged Angel Lofi (from Ff7 Lofi, Pt. 2) [02:18:43]
 
55 Sleepy Tom - The Girl Who Fell From The Sky (Laputa) (from Ghibli, Anime & Chill) [02:20:37]
 
56 LYTA - Hey Friend. (from Hey Friend.) [02:22:05]
 
57 Kina, Adriana Proenza - Can We Kiss Forever? (from Can We Kiss Forever?) [02:24:38]
 
58 Lazy Vibes - Cute Girl (from Lo-Fi Love Vibes) [02:27:41]
 
59 In Love With a Ghost - We've Never Met but Can We Have a Cup of Coffee or Something (from Let’s Go) [02:30:26]
 
60 LLusion - walk but in a garden (feat. mxmtoon) (from walk but in a garden) [02:33:42]
 
61 Rnla, Kayou. - nothing compares to you (from nothing compares to you) [02:35:29]
 
62 Pandrezz - Cuddlin (from 1 Am. Study Session) [02:38:08]
 
63 SPEECHLESS - Float (from Float) [02:40:53]
 
64 Azido 88, Summit One - Serenity (from Soulitude) [02:43:05]
 
65 Laeland, Fxrroh - Invisible (from Invisible) [02:45:22]
 
66 w00ds - Distant (from Distant) [02:48:50]
 
67 Kayou. - my dearly beloved (from my dearly beloved) [02:51:13]
 
68 LoFi Waiter - Back To Me (from Coffee Sunset) [02:54:28]
 
69 Kayou., Aiko - Once More (from Once More) [02:56:30]
 
70 Shae Delea - A Lost Promise (from A Lost Promise) [02:58:32]
 
71 Misc.Inc - Uncertain Truth (from Uncertain Truth) [03:01:02]
 
72 bffl - Detached (from Evenfall) [03:03:25]
 
73 aqualina - tea for one (from unrequited) [03:05:12]
 
74 chief. - sorry (from late nights) [03:06:52]
 
75 Sarcastic Sounds - I Don't Sleep (from I Don’t Sleep) [03:08:07]
 
76 S N U G, Jordy Chandra - At Night, Thinking About You (from At Night, Thinking About You) [03:09:48]
 
77 Jordy Chandra - At Night I Miss You the Most (from At Night I Miss You the Most) [03:12:19]
 
78 Madson. - Kill the Voice Inside Your Head (from Kill the Voice Inside Your Head) [03:15:19]
 
79 Beowülf - We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve (from We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve) [03:17:44]
 
80 Kayou., w00ds - I Guess I Was Nothing to You (from I Guess I Was Nothing to You) [03:20:08]
 
81 Cheeki - Letting Go (from Lost & Found) [03:22:58]
 
82 w00ds, Lokel - Please Don't Go (from Please Don’t Go) [03:24:29]
 
83 Prosodi J., S O L M Λ K R - Don't Cry (from Walk the Skies) [03:26:55]
 
84 Rifti Beats - 1000 Words Lofi (from FFX Lofi) [03:29:07]
 
85 Deep In A Dream - We'll All Be Together Again (from We’ll All Be Together Again) [03:32:32]
 
86 Lofi Fruits Music, Orange Stick - Wish You Were Here (from Wish You Were Here) [03:35:02]
 
87 One Million Flowers - and in the end, we never went to the beach (from and in the end, we never went to the beach) [03:36:57]

2021-05-10 (Flashback Edition: 2014-05-12 (Massively Monstrous Metal Mother's Day Edition))

Mwahahaha!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, to the Massively Monstrous Metal Mother’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! First of all, let me apologize once again that this edition is coming to you late. There were several pressing matters to which I had to attend, but goddammit, I still made it and got it out to you all. I sincerely hope some of you are still enjoying this podcast as much as you were when I first started putting it out, and as much as I still enjoy it. I’ve spent (and continue to spend) countless hours scouring my massive music collection for fucktacularity to share with you perverts. I know I’ve replayed a lot of tracks now, but that’ll happen when you put out a weekly podcast that’s usually over 2-3 hours long. Anyway, enough of all that shit. This podcast is 66 fuckin’ tracks of purest osmium and over 4 hours long, topping my previous all metal edition by 15 minutes or so. 66 tracks, and it’s being released on May 12th, 2014, which, if you take all the numbers of the date and add them together until you get a single digit number, you get a fuckin’ 6. I was hoping I could find another 6 in this equation somewhere, hehe.Also, just as I said on my previous all metal edition, I’m sure some of you might be glancing over this track listing and saying something to the effect of, “Mehh, those bands suck. They’re not metal. I know metal ‘cause I’m like, king (or queen) shit of all things metal, and my opinion is superior to yours just because.” To which I would respond with a full strength slap across your bitch-ass face, because you’re a fucking nimrod. Grow up; people like different shit. Get over it. Anyway, countdown to yojne in 3…2…1… Yojne!01 Limp Bizkit - Intro (from Three Dollar Bill, Y’All) [00:01:51]02 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:02:40]03 Fear Factory - 0-0 {Where Evil Dwells} (from Obsolete) [00:07:05]04 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It’s All Happening) [00:11:56]05 Otep - Eet the Children (from The Ascension) [00:15:12]06 Bad Acid Trip - Beware of the Little People With Terrible Visions (from Lynch the Weirdo) [00:18:57]07 A Black Rose Burial - Straight From the Mind of the Modern Day Vigilante (from An Awakening of Revenants) [00:19:09]08 Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:22:12]09 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [00:24:57]10 With Dead Hands Rising - That’s Why You Don’t Pick Up Dead Crows (from Horror Grows Near) [00:28:06]11 White Zombie - Feed the Gods (from Airheads OST) [00:31:03]12 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers & Keith Aazami) (from Enter the Chicken) [00:34:52]13 Between the Buried and Me - All Bodies (from Alaska) [00:38:15]14 Anal Cunt - Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (from Everyone Should Be Killed) [00:44:25]15 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (from Irony Is A Dead Scene feat. Mike Patton) [00:44:54]16 Meshuggah - The Exquisite Machinery of Torture (from Chaosphere) [00:50:52]17 Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man (from Brave New World) [00:54:44]18 Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:59:14]19 Mushroomhead - 12 Hundred (from Savior Sorrow) [01:03:30]20 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [01:06:49]21 Lamb of God - Laid to Rest (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:10:44]22 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:31]23 KoЯn - Clown (with a Twist) (from KoЯn) [01:17:54]24 KoЯn - Twist (from Life Is Peachy) [01:18:31]25 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:23:17]26 Cradle of Filth - From the Cradle to Enslave (from From the Cradle to Enslave EP) [01:26:25]27 After the Burial - Berzerker (from Rareform) [01:32:58]28 At the Gates - Blinded By Fear (from Slaughter of the Soul) [01:38:30]29 Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence (from As Daylight Dies) [01:41:27]30 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the Face (from Burned Mind) [01:45:52]31 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [01:49:31]32 DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames (from Inhuman Rampage) [01:54:20]33 Kittie - Sleepwalking (from In The Black) [02:01:41]34 Melt-Banana - Cat in Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [02:04:48]35 Walls of Jericho - A Trigger Full of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [02:06:44]36 Machine Head - Davidian (from Burn My Eyes) [02:10:32]37 BIGdumbFACE - Burgalveist (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [02:15:20]38 Deftones - Teething (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [02:18:06]39 DevilDriver - Clouds Over California (from The Last Kind Words) [02:21:34]40 In Flames - Leeches (from Come Clarity) [02:25:39]41 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:28:32]42 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence) [02:32:34]43 All That Remains - Some of the People, All of the Time (from For We Are Many) [02:35:48]44 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [02:39:06]45 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butthead Do America OST) [02:46:31]46 All Shall Perish - The Ones We Left Behind (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:50:21]47 All Shall Perish - Awaken The Dreamers (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:51:26]48 Dimmu Borgir - IndoctriNation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [02:55:59]49 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [03:01:56]50 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [03:06:05]51 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [03:10:57]52 Moonchild - Litany V (feat. John Zorn & Mike Patton) (from Six Litanies for Heliogabalus) [03:13:18]53 American Head Charge - Seamless (from The War Of Art) [03:17:41]54 All That Remains - Become The Catalyst (from The Fall Of Ideals) [03:22:09]55 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn’t Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill) [03:25:11]56 A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son of a Bitch (from Career Suicide) [03:29:12]57 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [03:33:05]58 Kittie - Brackish (from Spit) [03:37:21]59 Bad Acid Trip - Join The Circus (from Lynch The Weirdo) [03:40:15]60 A Life Once Lost - Prepare Yourself for What is About to Come (from The Fourth Plague: Flies) [03:43:15]61 Metallica - Dyer’s Eve (from …And Justice For All) [03:46:00]62 Megadeth - Diadems (from Hidden Treasures) [03:51:12]63 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain) [03:55:01]64 Opeth - Patterns In The Ivy (from Blackwater Park) [04:04:51]65 Opeth - Blackwater Park (from Blackwater Park) [04:06:36]66 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [04:18:36]

2021-05-03 (Don't Funk With My Soul Edition Vol. 2)

What the fuck is up, perverts?! Welcome to the 2nd volume of the Don’t Funk With My Soul Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! It’s been over a year since the 1st one, actually. No particular reason why except that I know not everyone can hang with funk & soul. I think y’all are missin’ out, and I’ll bet ya just haven’t had any experiences in your lives for which funk or soul are appropriate soundtracks. Goddamn shame, and I hope for your sake that you learn to love it someday the way I do.
 
Anyway, this is obviously a grand departure in overall tonality from last week’s Vantablack & Neon Edition. I suspect this one won’t be listened to nearly as much, but like I said, you’re missin’ out. Lots of fuckin’ wonderful classics and newer jams in here. Some of them are tracks from previous editions that deserve to be featured here, some are old favorites from ages ago that just haven’t been played on this podcast at all yet. Frankly, between this edition and the 1st one I made last year, I think they’re both excellent introductions to the genres if you’re somehow entirely unfamiliar. There are a couple things I want to mention before we get goin’:
 
1. The song by H.E.R. called, “I Can’t Breathe;” I’ve played that a number of times on this podcast since I found it last year. It’s a beautiful and important song, and it deserves repeated listens. Keep your ears open for it if this’ll be your first time listening to it. The recited poetry from the latter half of the track is just… wow. Speaking as someone whose chosen creative medium for over 20 years has been poetry, that one’s jarring. It’s deliberately uncomfortable for anyone still in the dark about there being two Americas; two very different experiences largely dependent on nothing else but the melanin content of your skin. Listen to it, listen to it, listen to it. That’s all.
 
2. The James Brown song called, “King Heroin.” Another one with rough subject matter, but important nonetheless. Even in years past, I would’ve thought or said I knew enough about the subject. Now, I know too much. Funk & soul aren’t always the danceable jams you’re used to hearing on the radio and shit. Lots of really real shit spoken about on these albums; all you gotta do is dig a little, pay a little attention, be a little curious.
 
3. A good number of these tracks were ones I found or rediscovered through a show called Snowfall. It’s an FX show, but it’s also available on Hulu. It’s about how the crack epidemic started, how the CIA was involved, etc. I don’t know how true to life it is, but how it’s depicted gives you some pretty good insight into how ugly the whole thing was and continues to be. It’s a fantastic show, and it deserves awards. I’m never one to call for anyone to win awards, but Snowfall deserves them in my opinion.
 
4. I’ve never closely examined the differences between disco & funk, but so far as I can tell, disco has more poppy vibes whereas funk is more jazzy. Jazzier? I dunno. I only bring it up ‘cause I know there are probably all sorts of disco compilations that have Kool & The Gang tracks on them. I imagine a number of funk/disco artists may have either walked the line between the two, or fully transitioned at some point insofar as any group realistically can, given the already moderately blurry boundaries between them.
 
5. On a similar note, I have little doubt in my mind that either R&B formed from soul, or vice versa. I think those two especially share a lot of similarities. So, you may hear some R&Bish tracks that are being designated as soul for the purposes of this podcast, but ya know, try not to get your asshole tied in too tight a knot over it. I know there are some more notable differences, especially when contrasting two entirely different eras of popular music. Like, obviously there are differences between Boyz II Men and Four Tops, but I also think the two crowds wouldn’t have much to fight each other about if they were together at a concert.
 
6. Future funk is a thing. The first thing that popped into my head seeing that phrase is, “Daft Punk,” and I may very well include some of their jams in future installments of this. These editions might veer a bit into house territory at some point, but try not to punch yourselves in the face too hard over it. It’s just music, silly perverts. All that matters is whether or not it moves you. Both negative and positive reactions are just as valid and fascinating, by the way. Even the stuff that doesn’t affect you much at all. There have been numerous occasions when I listened to something, and it didn’t hit me that hard until I went back to it and paid closer attention. The first Slipknot album was like that for me, and now it’s one of my all-time favorites. You just have to remain open to the possibility that you may have missed something, and with a little curiosity, a little focus, you can go back anytime and find it. That applies to all sorts of stuff, actually.
 
7. The Labrinth track called, “Still Don’t Know My Name.” I’ve played that one numerous times since I discovered it. That one’s prominently featured in the HBO series called Euphoria. Another one that’s rough in subject matter, but painfully beautiful in depiction. Highly recommend that one along with Snowfall.
 
8. Nah, nothin’ else to say except yojne, so yojne your yojnin’ socks off, muthayojners!
 
01 James Brown - Get Up Offa That Thing (from Cold Sweat & Other Soul Classics: James Brown) [00:03:34]
 
02 Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It (from The Very Best Of Kool & The Gang (Reissue)) [00:07:41]
 
03 Isaac Hayes - Theme From "Shaft" (from Top 50 Funk Hits) [00:11:07]
 
04 Newcleus - Jam On It (from Jam On Revenge) [00:15:39]
 
05 The Isley Brothers - It's Your Thing (from It’s Our Thing) [00:22:02]
 
06 Ray Charles - Roll With My Baby (from Ray’s Blues) [00:24:44]
 
07 Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage (Extended) (from The Best of Lakeside) [00:27:18]
 
08 GRiZ, Ganja White Night - Ease Your Mind (from Ease Your Mind) [00:33:23]
 
09 Rick James - Mary Jane (from Come Get It! (Expanded Edition)) [00:38:04]
 
10 The Universals - New Generation (from Florida Funk) [00:42:59]
 
11 Average White Band - Pick Up The Pieces (from Let’s Go Round Again: The Best of AWB) [00:45:22]
 
12 Parliament - P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up) (from Mothership Connection) [00:49:19]
 
13 Cameo - Word Up (from Word Up) [00:57:00]
 
14 Lyn Collins - Think (About It) (from Think (About It)) [01:01:14]
 
15 Zapp - More Bounce to the Ounce (from Zapp) [01:04:32]
 
16 Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock (from Magic Disc Records- West Coast Rap-thology) [01:09:41]
 
17 Kool & The Gang - Hollywood Swinging (from Wild And Peaceful) [01:15:06]
 
18 George Clinton - Atomic Dog (from Computer Games) [01:19:39]
 
19 Dazz Band - Let It Whip (from 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best Of The Dazz Band) [01:24:17]
 
20 The Gap Band - Oops Up Side Your Head (12" Single Version) (from 12” 80s Classics) [01:28:55]
 
21 Maceo And The Macks - Soul Power 74 (Pt. 2) (from Us) [01:37:31]
 
22 Zapp - Dance Floor (from Zapp II) [01:41:35]
 
23 Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music (from Wild Cherry) [01:52:18]
 
24 Final Solution - Brotherman (from Brotherman: OST by The Final Solution) [01:57:11]
 
25 Ray Charles - Black Coffee (from The Atlantic Studio Albums In Mono (Remaster)) [02:01:43]
 
26 Earth, Wind & Fire - Fantasy (from All ’N All) [02:07:08]
 
27 O.T. Sykes - Stone Crush on You (from Stone Crush: Memphis Modern Soul 1977-1987) [02:11:44]
 
28 Kool & The Gang - Jungle Boogie (from Wild And Peaceful) [02:16:46]
 
29 The Hygrades - In the Jungle (Instrumental) (from Wake Up You! The Rise and Fall of Nigerian Rock, Vol. 1 (1972-1977)) [02:19:48]
 
30 Snoh Aalegra - Whoa (from - Ugh, those feels again) [02:22:53]
 
31 daste., DVNA - here with me (from here with me) [02:26:07]
 
32 Lou Ragland - Understand Each Other (Instrumental) (from I Travel Alone) [02:29:45]
 
33 Raleigh Ritchie, Elsa y Elmar - STFU (Duet Version) (from STFU (Duet Version)) [02:34:41]
 
34 Teddy Pendergrass - Love T.K.O. (from The Essential Teddy Pendergrass) [02:38:31]
 
35 Stretch - Why Did You Do It (Remastered) (from Elastique (Remastered)) [02:43:23]
 
36 Bill Withers - Use Me (from Still Bill) [02:46:52]
 
37 Johnny Burgos - ALL Outta Fucks (feat. Jonny Tobin) (from Gone Into The Grey) [02:50:32]
 
38 Fousheé - single af (from single af) [02:54:53]
 
39 War - Galaxy (from Galaxy) [02:57:55]
 
40 The Isley Brothers - Footsteps In the Dark - Pt. 1 & 2 (from It’s Your Thing: The Story Of The Isley Brothers) [03:05:56]
 
41 James Brown - King Heroin (from There It Is) [03:10:57]
 
42 H.E.R. - I Can't Breathe (from I Can’t Breathe) [03:14:51]
 
43 Labrinth - Still Don't Know My Name (from Euphoria (Original Score from the HBO Series)) [03:19:32]
 
44 Solomon Burke - None Of Us Are Free (from Don’t Give Up On Me) [03:22:03]

2021-04-26 (Vantablack & Neon Edition Vol. 4)

I…
 
am profoundly…
 
exhausted…
 
But a-fucking-las, the show must go on! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 4th volume of the Vantablack & Neon Edition on Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! That said, yes, I am indeed profoundly exhausted. I’ve been running on 4ish hours of sleep for the past 16 because I’m a dumb, stupid idiot who’s dumb and stupid. Nah, I just didn’t prepare properly. That shit kinda comes and goes, ya know? My dedication to puttin’ out this podcast might feel like torture sometimes, but I still think it’s worth the effort. 
 
Any-fuckin’-way, enough of all that shit. “What the backwards goose fuck is Vantablack & Neon supposed to be?”, the uninitiated might ask. Simply, goth, industrial and synthwave music. Less simply, it’s all variations of those three general genres. I hear lots of stuff in common between it all, and you likely will too if ya just sit the fuck down and give it a chance! Gosh golly-gee willickers! What? I dunno. I’m tired, bitch; don’t judge me.
 
Let us discuss the tune-age, shall we?
 
1. If you think any of this stuff doesn’t fit the theme, well, feel free to tell me about it so long as you’re polite about it. If you’re incapable of civility, well, I’m sure there are many disease-ridden moose balls you can suck somewhere out there. I don’t have the disease-ridden moose ball tracker either, so you’re on your own there.
 
2. With all these duo-theme editions, I always try to alternate between A- and B-type stuff track by track, but sometimes I over-compile and there’s more of one than the other. I could just delete whatever throws it off balance, but that would mean depriving myself and all y’all of some delectable fucktacularity. Who the fuck do you think I am? You think I’d do that to you, dearest perverts? Hell-to-the-fuck-no. So, ya know what? Asymmetry can be tolerable, and ya may have to just tolerate it. Plenty of chaos like that in the universe. Either that, or you could turn off the podcast, and maybe catch up with the moose ball suckers from #1. Don’t let me stand in your way.
 
3. As I also frequently do, I did attempt to arrange the playlist in that magnetic poetry sort of fashion. Some of the tracks relate to each other in title, lyrics, tonality, or some other way, but some don’t have much or any relation to speak of. So, if you’re listening to the podcast and you feel a sort of flow, that’s me tweakin’ shit for an hour or so behind the fuckin’ scenes. See how good I am to you? No need to tickle my testes to express your gratitude, I just want y’all to yojne.
 
4. As far as the new/old status of the tracks, well, some are returning favorites from past V&N editions, some are classics that haven’t yet made an appearance on the V&N editions, but most are brand spankin’ new, even to me. We’re all in for some delicious treats this week.
 
5. As you may recall, I said last week I wasn’t sure if there were any notable distinctions between retrowave and synthwave. Well, I finally fuckin’ looked it up! Turns out, nah, they’re pretty much synonymous. Outrun is another name for both of those, but supposedly that tends to have more video-game-style synths and tends to be purely instrumental. Know what else I just learned about that’s supposedly been a thing for a number of years now? “Fashwave…” a portmanteau of fascist and wave, and is supposedly some white-supremacist, alt-right version of “vaporwave.” Let me tell ya, I already don’t understand vaporwave. Maybe I’m getting old, but holy shit, I just don’t get the point of it. Maybe I just haven’t heard anything in the genre that appeals to me yet. All I know is I delved into it for a few hours one night, and I actually felt compelled to dig myself back up and out of the rabbit hole rather than farther down in. 
 
So, “fashwave,” eh? You can eat my asswave. Don’t forgetwave to caresswave my nutswave, and handywave my pulsatingwave prickwave. You’ve chosen the political ideology of some of the biggest losers in human history, and one day, just like them, you will lose. It’s funny, your so-called replacement theory is almost a self-fulfilling prophecy. I’d love so much to see you all disappear from existence forever so the rest of us can get some fuckin’ shit done around here, but I know there are much greater enemies who pull your strings. You’re a bunch of pitiful little puppets, and you might go your whole lives never realizing that. Truly pitiful.
 
Any-fuckin’-way, 6. Track 17 is by a group called Einstürzende Neubauten. Let’s say it together: Ein-shtur-zenda Noy-bowten. I’ll be happy to remind you of that if ever you forget. To be frank, I’m likely not even pronouncing it as well as a native German speaker, but since I’m not one, you’re stuck with me and mine until you find one your damn selves. Anyway, that group is fucking phenomenal. Do yourselves an enormous favor and look into them. Try to find some live footage and just admire the spectacle. If you’re similarly as inquisitive as I, you’ll probably love it. The first time they reeled me in, I was laying in my bed reading a book while a playlist of them and Skinny Puppy was playing. When Halber Mensch came on, fuck, I thought I’d died and was at the gates of hell. That song is haunting as 10 fucks in a canoe built for one. Highly, highly recommended.
 
7. Watch out for the fun-ass funkwave or whatever-the-fuck-wave that is the Revival track by Van Derand. New discovery of mine, and it’s danceable as fuck. I mean, most anything is danceable if ya try hard enough. That is if ya can stop bein’ such a damn neurotic ninny long enough to embrace the absurdity of life and all its impermanence, to let the music move that fuckin’ pile of flesh you’re piloting, to bask in the downright miraculous mystery of music itself and its myriad effects on the mind… You get the idea.
 
8. The Trevor Something track called The Ghost, wow. Minimalistic as fuck, but really quite satisfying nonetheless. I know I have a broad-ass palette, but give it a whirl. Y’all can skip it and run screaming back to your comfort zones if you’re uncomfortable with anything you don’t already know, but good lord, that seems like a boring-ass way to squander a life. 
 
9. Nope, no fuckin’ 9 here either. Never any nines! Nein nines!
 
10. Because fuck my entire fuckin’ life, bud. No, 10 is a shoutout to the lovely and talented proprietor of Penny Wigs, Ms. Amanda Tea, for showing me Kælan Mikla and Houses of Heaven. Yojne those tracks, and be sure to hit up Penny Wigs on Etsy for all your Vantablack and Neon style hair accessories, because eventually this pandemic will get under control, and there will be reasons to dress up again. Don’t want to be caught with your pants down when that happens, or maybe you do. That does sound like fun.
 
And with that, we now commence ze yojne…
01 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix) [00:05:07]
 
02 Extra Terra - Neural Link (from Neural Link) [00:09:26]
 
03 Anti-Mechanism - Ready To Detonate (from The Ending Swallows Us Whole…) [00:12:44]
 
04 Olexandr Ignatov - Take Off (from Take Off) [00:17:01]
 
05 Nine Inch Nails - Into The Void (from The Fragile (Right)) [00:20:48]
 
06 Rogue VHS - Nighthawk (from Nighthawk) [00:25:36]
 
07 Damn Whøre - Vantablack (from Pure Salope) [00:29:26]
 
08 Xryo - Neon Dreams (from Neon Dreams) [00:32:53]
 
09 SWARM - Throw Me In The Fire (from Throw Me In The Fire) [00:36:19]
 
10 Van Derand - Revival (from Revival) [00:39:50]
 
11 KMFDM - D.I.Y. (from Adios) [00:44:36]
 
12 Signal Void - Stasis (from Stasis) [00:49:23]
 
13 Skinny Puppy - Love in Vein (from Last Rights) [00:53:44]
 
14 YOUTH 83, Tima - Unfold (from Unfold) [00:59:16]
 
15 3TEETH - Lights Out (feat. Ho99o9) (from Lights Out) [01:02:59]
 
16 The Midnight, Timecop1983 - River of Darkness (from Nocturnal) [01:07:09]
 
17 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [01:13:09]
 
18 Tonebox - Nocturn (from Nocturn) [01:17:03]
 
19 Nostalghia - God Be You (from God Be You) [01:22:38]
 
20 Toxxify - Ruined System (from Dark Future) [01:27:18]
 
21 Psyclon Nine - Flesh Harvest (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [01:30:41]
 
22 Carpenter Brut - Disco Zombi Italia (from TRILOGY) [01:34:58]
 
23 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - The Days Of Swine & Roses (from Confessions Of A Knife (Remastered)) [01:40:13]
 
24 Void Stare - Neuromancer's Call (from Neuromancer’s Call) [01:46:12]
 
25 Dulce Liquido - Pissed Off (from Shock Therapy) [01:51:05]
 
26 Deathpact - ID (CloZee Remix) (from ID (CloZee Remix)) [01:56:42]
 
27 Ministry - Supermanic Soul (from Dark Side of the Spoon) [02:00:15]
 
28 Moonrunner83, Megan McDuffee - Streets (from Streets (Deluxe Edition)) [02:03:28]
 
29 Panzer Ag - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield) [02:07:34]
 
30 Kælan Mikla - Næturblóm (from Nótt eftir nótt) [02:12:29]
 
31 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [02:16:30]
 
32 Signal Void - Find You (feat. King Protea) (from Find You) [02:19:43]
 
33 KMFDM - Juke-Joint Jezebel (Metropolis) (from Juke-Joint Jezebel: The Giorgio Moroder Mixes) [02:23:34]
 
34 Ollie Wride, Sunglasses Kid - Stranger Love (from Stranger Love) [02:28:50]
 
35 Rammstein - Du Riechst So Gut (from Herzeleid) [02:34:34]
 
36 Fury Weekend - Automatic Love (feat. Essenger) (from Automatic Love (feat. Essenger)) [02:39:21]
 
37 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [02:43:18]
 
38 Annie - In Heaven (from Dark Hearts) [02:47:50]
 
39 Houses of Heaven - In Soft Confusion (from Silent Places) [02:51:27]
 
40 Gunship - Art3mis & Parzival (feat. Stella Le Page) (from Dark All Day) [02:54:35]
 
41 :wumpscut: - Turns Off Pain (Recommended Version) (from Dried Blood of Gomorrha) [02:59:14]
 
42 Amphibious Assault - By Any Other Name (from Simulacrima) [03:05:10]
 
43 Genitorturers - Lecher Bitch (from Flesh Is The Law) [03:08:58]
 
44 Trevor Something - The Ghost (from The Ghost) [03:13:11]
 
45 Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie (from Pretty Hate Machine) [03:17:06]
 
46 World Complete - Synthétique (from Synthétique) [03:21:41]
 
47 Combichrist - Not My Enemy (from Not My Enemy) [03:26:21]
 
48 Shadowrunner, Primo - Sunrise (from Sunrise) [03:30:58]
 
49 kidneythieves - Zerøspace (from Zerøspace) [03:35:39]
 
50 VHS Dreams - Holon (The 4th Dimension) (from Lost World) [03:39:28]
 
51 Gabriel and the Apocalypse - pointTHREE (TIMELINES Remix) (from pointTHREE (TIMELINES Remix)) [03:46:58]
 
52 The Evening - Told Ya (from Told Ya) [03:50:02]
 
53 Молчат Дома - Судно (Борис Рыжий) (from Этажи) [03:53:31]
 
54 Saint Mars, Tryzdin - Ocean Blues (Droid Bishop Remix) (from Ocean Blues (Droid Bishop Remix)) [03:55:50]
 
55 KillMatriarch - Monotone (from Order through Chaos) [04:00:45]
 
56 Vogel - Night City (from Hologram) [04:03:50]
 
57 Hammershøi - Hammershøi assassiné (from Cathédrales) [04:09:26]
 
58 NyxTheShield - Vantablack (from Glitchtale: Do Or Die OST) [04:13:32]
 
59 D'Abyss - Drive or Die (from Drive or Die) [04:18:27]
 
60 LukHash, Meredith Bull - Dying Breath (from Dying Breath) [04:22:45]
 
61 Hocico - Our Death (from haTe neVer dieS (tHe celebratIon)) [04:27:03]
 
62 OSC - The Ride Home (from Girls on Bikes) [04:32:25]
 
63 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across the Valley (from Black Triage) [04:36:03]
 
64 Rogue VHS - Pale Blue (from Pale Blue) [04:41:38]
 
65 Mushroomhead - Embrace the Ending (from Savior Sorrow) [04:46:38]