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Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Ohhhh… fuck. Welcome, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers, to part 2 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of the greatest podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope those of you who checked out part 1 enjoyed every last exquisite drop of living fuck out of it, and I hope you enjoy this one just as much, if not more. I also hope you've got plenty of bodily fluids left to expel upon yourself or your other, however significant or insignificant they may be. Uhhh… mmmm… ohhh…. blort! Ohhh… romance is alive! If that doesn't convince you, maybe this especially romantic first track by Jenna Marbles will warm your Winter-chilled little hearts. Enjoy, you phenomenal fuckwads! Ohhhh!
01 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube) [00:01:04]
02 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (from Linger Ficken' Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:04:02]
03 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerøspace) [00:09:35]
04 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [00:14:02]
05 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [00:18:47]
06 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [00:23:06]
07 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69) [00:30:03]
08 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [00:35:19]
09 Filter & The Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (from Spawn OST) [00:40:05]
10 Hybrid - Visible Noise (from Morning Sci-Fi) [00:44:21]
11 PT Grimm - Enter, Prize Lolita (from Entropy's Sideshow) [00:51:14]
12 Lil' Kim - She Don't Love You (from The Notorious K.I.M.) [00:53:19]
13 DMX - Don't Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [00:56:57]
14 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen Of The Damned OST) [01:01:10]
15 Lords Of Acid - You Belong To Me (Theme) (from Our Little Secret) [01:06:32]
16 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [01:11:01]
17 Razed In Black - I Worship You (from Sacrificed) [01:14:36]
18 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [01:20:06]
19 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [01:23:38]
20 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [01:27:37]
21 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:30:23]
22 Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix (from Nymphetamine) [01:34:07]
23 The Berzerker - Forever (from Berzerker) [01:39:14]
24 Dark Lotus - Bitch, I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [01:42:09]
25 The Doors - Love Me Two Times (from Strange Days) [01:46:16]
26 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [01:49:30]
27 Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (from Mr. Bungle) [01:53:58]
28 Shat - Sex With Your Pets (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [01:59:34]
29 Lunachicks - Makin' It (With Other Species) (from Babysitters On Acid) [02:00:12]
30 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [02:01:54]
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Mmmmm… welcome, my dearest perverts, to Part 1 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This one's gonna be a lot like the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition. I won't be interrupting the flow of the tracks with my silly back announcements and shit. I'll just be thrusting a few samples in between the tracks like anal beads in a tight, pink little bunny nose asshole. Don't worry, sweetie baby dearies, you'll love it. Anyway, for those who don't know, Saturnalia is a time to celebrate public nudity, master/slave role reversal, and pure orgiastic revelry. Sounds like fun, eh? Sounds way better than the hopelessly consumeristic imitation holiday that Christmas is. So, next time anyone tells you that they want to keep Christ in Christmas, expose your genitals and wish them a merry Saturnalia. In fact, expose your genitals and play with them right fuckin' now! If you've got a significant (or not so significant) other, let 'em join in! Now, without any further ado, enjoy you fucktacular freaks!
01 Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:01:21]
02 Psyclon Nine - Better Than Suicide (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:04:04]
03 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (from Hex Angel - Utopia/Dystopia) [00:08:11]
04 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (from She Wants Revenge) [00:13:20]
05 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:18:04]
06 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:21:24]
07 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:25:59]
08 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:29:15]
09 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (Born Bad Edit) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:34:12]
10 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:36:35]
11 Marilyn Manson - User Friendly (from Mechanical Animals) [00:40:45]
12 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [00:44:59]
13 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [00:49:34]
14 Bush - Bomb (Minus the Moodkiller Edit) (from Sixteen Stone) [00:54:30]
15 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels) [00:56:50]
16 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:04:11]
17 Kidneythieves - Lick U Clean (from Trypt0fanatic) [01:08:38]
18 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [01:12:27]
19 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [01:16:40]
20 Nirvana - Rape Me (from In Utero) [01:21:31]
21 Rollins Band - Raped (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [01:24:16]
22 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:28:04]
23 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:30:58]
24 Michael Jackson - Give In To Me (Schoolboy Edit) (from Dangerous) [01:34:10]
25 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [01:39:35]
26 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:43:56]
27 Eminem - Superman (from The Eminem Show) [01:47:21]
28 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:53:05]
29 Mirrorhead - In A Hotel (from Mirrorhead Demos) [01:55:49]
30 Twiztid - Dirty Lil' Girl (from Mirror, Mirror) [01:59:04]
Monday Dec 03, 2012
Monday Dec 03, 2012
Muth-a-fuck-in' perverts! Welcome to the Fuck Your Stupid Cunt Sister's Tits' Edition of the most extreeeeeme podcast to ever be podded, Monday Morning Aural fuckin' Sex! You'll understand the name after listening to this first track by Producer Snafu. For this one, I threw in a bunch of artists that haven't been heard as often on this podcast in an effort to fan the flames of your gloriously insatiable perversion. If it worked, let me know! Anyway, you fucktacular nipple sniffers, let's get this shit rollin'!
01 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
02 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
03 Destroy All Monsters - Mom's and Dad's Pussy (from Gummo OST)
04 Jane's Addiction - Sex Is Violent (feat. Diamanda Galas) (from Natural Born Killers OST)
05 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken)
06 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
07 Pantera - I'm Broken (from Far Beyond Driven)
08 Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey (from Electric Larryland)
09 Peeping Tom - Five Seconds (feat. Odd Nosdam) (from Peeping Tom)
10 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers)
11 George Carlin - God (from Toledo Window Box)
12 Rose Shephard & Ellen M. Smith - Jesus Loves Me (from Gummo OST)
13 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion)
14 Diabolic - Truth (Part 2) (from Liar & A Thief)
15 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
16 DJ Sharpnel - 20031023 (from Mad Breaks)
17 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (Disc 1))
18 Fluke - Absurd (Whitewash) (from Absurd (CD2))
19 Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (from Mezzanine)
20 Mono - Life In Mono (from Formica Blues)
21 Crazy Penis - 3 Play It Cool (from The Outernational Sound [mixed by Thievery Corporation])
22 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe)
23 Kevin Stever - Lost Piano (from AMix Lab '09)
24 Louis Prima, Sam Butera, Keely Smith - I've Got The World On A String (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 1))
25 Bruno & Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki)
26 Kelly - Let Me Borrow That Top (from Shoes)
27 Anal Spyder - Macho Gang (from beatmania*maniac-tracks)
Monday Nov 26, 2012
Monday Nov 26, 2012
Woo! What's up, perverts?! Welcome to the Gargiola Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's a celebratory podcast dedicated to Miss Vera Giorgini for her 24th birthday. This one's cram packed full of fucktacularity that's sure to make your ears and buttholes explode. Enjoy, muthafuckas!
01 Pendulum - Prelude (from Hold Your Colour)
02 Pendulum - Slam (from Hold Your Colour)
03 Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane (from Vicious Delicious)
04 Infected Mushroom - Artillery (from Vicious Delicious)
05 Pendulum - Hold Your Colour (from Hold Your Colour)
06 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious)
07 Caillou - Theme Song (from Caillou)
08 Dizzy Balloon - Carry On (from Dizzy Balloon)
09 The Beatles - Ticket To Ride (from Help)
10 The Knife - Silent Shout (from Silent Shout)
11 The Knife - Neverland (from Silent Shout)
12 The Knife - We Share Our Mothers' Health (from Silent Shout)
13 Acid Bath - Old Skin (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics)
14 Acid Bath - New Death Sensation (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics)
15 Acid Bath - The Bones Of Baby Dolls (from When The Kite String Pops)
16 Cradle Of Filth - Better To Reign In Hell (from Damnation And A Day)
17 DJ Signify - Cup Of Regret (feat. Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
18 iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (from It's All Happening)
19 Optical, Matrix & Ed Rush - Perfect Drug (from Chameleon)
20 Mitch Hedberg - Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler (from Mitch All Together)
21 Mitch Hedberg - Soda Pop (from Do You Believe In Gosh?)
22 Mitch Hedberg - The Dufrenes (from Strategic Grill Locations)
23 Immortal Technique - Obnoxious (from Revolutionary Vol. 2)
24 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2)
25 Immortal Technique - Rich Man's World (1%) (from The Martyr)
26 Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends (from Them Crooked Vultures)
27 At The Gates - Flames Of The End (from Slaughter Of The Soul)
28 Mimosa - Delivery (feat. Souleye) (from Hostilis EP)
29 Aphex Twin - Window Licker (from Window Licker Single)
30 A Perfect Circle - Pet (from Thirteenth Step)
31 Tool - The Pot (from 10,000 Days)
32 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
33 Baby, Captain Spaulding, Otis - Tutti Frutti (from The Devil's Reject OST)
34 Rob Zombie - House of 1,000 Corpses (from The Sinister Urge)
35 Michael jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad)
36 Lil Wayne - Playing With Fire (feat. Betty Wright) (from Tha Carter 3)
37 ZiGZaG - Pandemonium (from In The Groove OST (Arcade Versions))
38 Nina - Pick Me Up And Tango (from In The Groove 2 OST (Extended and Remixed))
39 NO. 9 - End Of The Century (from Dance Dance Revolution 3rd Mix OST)
40 The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout (from Guitar Hero II OST)
41 That Handsome Devil - Elephant Bones (from Guitar Hero II OST)
42 Primus - John The Fisherman (from Guitar Hero II OST)
43 Black Moth Super Rainbow - Black Yogurt (feat. Mike Watt) (from Drippers)
44 Rudimentary Peni - Imps Of The Perverse (from Cacophony)
45 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken)
Monday Nov 12, 2012
Monday Nov 12, 2012
Goooooood morning, perverts! Welcome to the Robot Pr0n Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! It's been a long time coming, and now it's finally here: a full podcast of a type of music that is either enthusiastically loved, or vehemently hated: dub-fuckin'-step. Once again, I won't be speaking beyond this intro 'cause I don't wanna fuck up ya grooves with all my silly bullshit. If you wanna see artist names, track and album titles, you should know where to find 'em by now. You're smart perverts and I love the living fuck out of you for listening to me and my little podcast right now. Sooooo, let's get it goin'!
01 iwrestledabearonce - I'm Cold and There Are Wolves After Me (Hulk Remix) (from It's All Dubstep EP)
02 emancipator - First Snow (Ooah Remix) (from Remixes)
03 Nit Grit - Grit Shifter (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
04 Stubborn Ahole - Killing Me (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
05 Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 1 (from Ten$ion)
06 Skrillex - World On Fire (from Sweet Treats Vol. 1)
07 Mimosa - Lullabyte (from Hostilis)
08 Ooah - Heat Up The Night (from Heat Up The Night Single)
09 Borgore - Nympho (from Borgore Ruined Dubstep EP)
10 Mr. Oizo - No Day Massacre (from Analog Worms Attack)
11 Noir - Blood On My Hands (from Exit Wounds [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
12 Flux Pavilion - Air Raid (feat. Doctor P) (from Dubfluencial 8 - A Planet Explorer [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
13 Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Dumbsteppaz Remix) (from Die Antwoord Misc. Remixes)
14 Stubborn Ahole - Freakz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
15 Tek Step - Street Fighter (from Dubfluencial 3 - The Dubfighter Edition [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
16 RackNRuin - Dazed & Confused (feat. Janai) (SKisM's Baroque Out Remix) (from Blunt Force Trauma [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
17 Marty Party - Gangsteppin' (Original Mix) (from An-ten-nae Presents Acid Crunk Vol. 2)
18 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from YouTube)
19 Datsik - Jenova Project (from Dubfluencial V - An Ego Fantasy [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
20 Gemini - Feel Stronger (from Dubstep Onslaught)
21 Jogo - Bunny Rabbit (from Exit Wounds [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
22 Borgore - Love (The Gagging Version) (from Gorestep Vol. 1.1)
23 Diesel - Slippery Nipple (from Dubstep Onslaught)
24 Bassnectar - Kick It Complex (Bassnectar Remix) (from Underground Communication)
25 Tremourz & J. Rabbit - Mustardayonnaise (from Damage [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
26 iSquare - Hey Sexy Lady (Skrillex Remix) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
27 Stubborn Ahole - Special feat. Nae Joy Gizzy (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
28 Borgore - Foes (16bit Fuck Hoes Remix) (from Dubfluencial 6 - A Summer Full Of Sub [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
29 Borgore - Ice Cream Man (from Gorestep's Most Hated)
30 Joker + Ginz - Watch The Sun Come Up (Joker & Ginz Remix) (from Step Pon Dis [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
31 Vent - Flava (from Dubstep Onslaught)
32 Foreign Beggars - Contact (feat. Noisia) (Trolley Snatcha Remix) (from Blunt Force Trauma [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
33 Tryptomatik - Requiem For A Dub (from Dubfluencial V - An Ego Fantasy [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
34 Numbernin6 - Nebulous (from Dubstep Onslaught)
35 The Prodigy - No Good (Rico Tubbs & Will Power Dubstep Remix) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
36 Document One - Antichrist (from Murk Of The Beast [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
37 Ill-Esha, Dewey DB - H.A.A.R.P. (Original Mix) (from An-ten-nae Presents Acid Crunk Vol. 2)
38 Muse - Knights Of Cydonia (Nostalgia Dubstep Remix) (from Digital Lion [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
39 Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Remix) (from Cracks Single)
40 Benny Benassi - Cinema (Skrillex Remix) (from Assorted Songs)
41 Bassnectar - Until Next Time (from Mesmerizing The Ultra (Disc 1))
Monday Nov 05, 2012
Monday Nov 05, 2012
Hahahaha!! How's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's gonna be nothin' but comedy from start to finish and I won't bother interrupting the flow with all the silly bullshit I usually talk about like the artist names, track titles and album names and all that. I'll leave that up to you if you're curious enough to find out. All that info is right where you found this podcast to listen to anyway, and all the track titles are pertinent enough to make it really easy to figure out what you're listening to, so if you hear somethin' ya like, go further with it! All these comics and comedic musical tracks are fuckin' fantastic and there's much more where all these came from, believe me. Without any further ado, let's start this shit off right with one of the all-time comedic giants, George fuckin' Carlin!
01 George Carlin - The Laughter Reflex (from Carlin On Comedy)
02 Ren & Stimpy - Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy (from You Eediot!)
03 Mr. Mackey & The Kids Of South Park - It's Easy, Mmmkay (from South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut)
04 Chris Rock - Busboys, McDonalds and Minimum Wage (from Born Suspect)
05 Louie C.K. - Something Shitty Is Going To Happen (from Louie, Season 1, Episode 1)
06 Henry Rollins - Talk With Heidi May (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
07 George Carlin - Life's Little Moments (from Parental Advisory)
08 Bill Maher - Inky Dinky Don't (from New Rules: Polite Musings From A Timid Observer)
09 Bill Hicks - Fuck Artists Only (from Shock & Awe)
10 Unknown - Yogurt (from Misc. WAVs)
11 King Missile - Martin Scorcese (from Happy Hour)
12 Mitch Hedberg - Pop (from Mitch All Together)
13 George Carlin - Guys Named Todd (from Complaints & Grievances)
14 Doug Stanhope - Abortion Is Green (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
15 Doug Stanhope - Stomping Kittens (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
16 Richard Jeni - Marriage: Ointment Or Suppositories (from Greatest Bits)
17 Roy Zimmerman - Defenders Of Marriage (from Faulty Intelligence)
18 Henry Rollins - First On The List (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 4)
19 George Carlin - Little Things We Share (from Jammin' In New York)
20 Berkeley Systems - Tap Water (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
21 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
22 Chris Rock - Taxes (from Bigger & Blacker)
23 Tom Green - I Like Hooters (from Prepare For Impact)
24 King Missile III - The Little Sandwich That Got A Guilt Complex Because He Was The Sole Survivor Of A Horrible Bus Crash (from Failure)
25 Doug Stanhope - Live For Your Sins (from No Refunds)
26 Henry Rollins - Mandelaism (from Provoked)
27 Berkeley Systems - Black Market Baby Roadshow (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
28 Bill Hicks - Time To Evolve (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
29 Richard Jeni - I Love Condoms (from Greatest Bits)
30 George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit (from It's Bad For Ya)
31 Mitch Hedberg - The Dufrenes (from Strategic Grill Locations)
32 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
33 Ren & Stimpy - Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence (from You Eediot!)
34 Chris Rock - Rap Standup (from Never Scared)
35 Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay (from Deadbeat Hero)
36 Roy Zimmerman - Creation Science 101 (from Faulty Intelligence)
37 George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine (from Jammin' In New York)
38 Richard Jeni - Porno: Stuff That Never Happens To You (from Greatest Bits)
39 Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
40 Henry Rollins - New Age Blues (from Big Ugly Mouth)
41 Doug Stanhope - Blort (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
42 Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car (Love) (from What The Hell Happened To Me?)
43 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
44 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity Of Life (from Relentless)
45 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing)
46 Richard Jeni - Masturbation "I'm The Best I've Ever Had" (from Greatest Bits)
47 Unknown - Cowboy Dick (from Misc. WAVs)
48 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!)
Monday Oct 29, 2012
Monday Oct 29, 2012
WHOOOAAA!!! What's up perverts?! Welcome to the Sky Is Falling On Halloween Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I'm comin' to you straight from Sandy's fuckin' stormy snatch. This week, in the spirit of the frankenstorm and of Hallo-fuckin'-ween, I've got a fucksquisite bunch of stormy and pumpkiny aural sex comin' straight your way just like this motherfuckin' bitch-ass hurricane. So let's rock, you fucktacular freaks!
01 The Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane (from Guitar Hero III OST)
02 Insane Clown Posse - The Sky Is Falling (from The Tempest)
03 Strapping Young Lad - Shitstorm (from Alien)
04 30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (feat. Kanye West) (from This Is War)
05 Tyler Bates - Halloween 2007 (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie ver.))
06 Zacherle - Halloween Hootenanny (from Halloween Hootenanny)
07 Rob Zombie - Halloween (She Gets So Mean) (feat. The Ghastly Ones) (from Halloween Hootenanny)
08 The Citizens Of Halloween Town (Danny Elfman) - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST)
09 12 Rounds - Come On In Out Of The Rain (from My Big Hero)
10 The Doors - Riders On The Storm (Fredwreck Remix) (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors: Remixed (Disc 2))
11 Muggs - Rain (from Dust)
12 Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains (from Garbage)
13 Rob Zombie - Spookshow Baby (from Hellbilly Deluxe)
14 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House Of 1,000 Corpses OST)
15 White Zombie - I'm Your Boogieman (from Past, Present & Future)
16 Rob Zombie - House Of 1,000 Corpses (from The Sinister Urge)
17 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs)
18 Tom Waits - Make It Rain (from Real Gone)
19 Tom Waits - Strange Weather (from VH1 Storytellers)
20 Tom Waits - More Than Rain (from Frank's Wild Years)
21 Tom Waits - Rains On Me (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards)
22 Tom Waits - Emotional Weather Report (from Nighthawks At The Diner)
23 Tom Waits - A Little Rain (from Bone Machine)
24 The Misfits - Halloween (from Legacy Of Brutality)
25 Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill (from Silent Hill OST)
26 Ministry - Tonight We Murder (from Demon Knight OST)
27 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood)
28 Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
29 Muse - Butterflies & Hurricanes (from Absolution)
30 Tool - Flood (from Undertow)
31 Michael Jackson - Thriller (from Thriller)
32 Pantera - Cemetery Gates (from Cowboys From Hell)
33 Type O Negative - All Hallow's Eve (from World Coming Down)
34 Johnny Cash - Five Feet High And Rising (from Man In Black: The Very Best Of Johnny Cash (Disc 1))
35 Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan)
36 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Texas Flood (from Texas Flood)
37 Twiztid - Zombie (from Cryptic Collection 4)
38 Twiztid - Pimples On Ya Pumpkin (feat. Blaze, ABK & The R.O.C.)
39 Project Born - The Graveyard (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Born Dead)
40 Insane Clown Posse - Halloween On Military Street (from Hallowicked Compilation)
41 Insane Clown Posse - Every Halloween (from Hallowicked Compilation)
42 Skinny Puppy - Rain (from Rabies)
43 Krzysztof Penderecki - String Quartet (1960) (from The Exorcist OST)
Monday Oct 22, 2012
Monday Oct 22, 2012
Whoop whoop!! What's up, muthafackos! Welcome to Volume One of the Psychopathic Family Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! All you Psychopathic haters out there might as well not even bother pressing play, 'cause this whole podcast is full of the wickedest shit ever to… be wickeded… or something. Also, don't let that keep you from checking out Vol. 2 that'll be coming out soon, and any other volumes that may come along in the future, for that matter. Anyway, I'm gonna shut the fuck up now so you can hurry up and rock this shit!
01 Molly Gruesome - Kill Bill (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
02 Molly Gruesome - Idiocracy (feat. Killz) (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
03 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
04 Anybody Killa - Stick And Move (from Dirty History)
05 Anybody Killa - Ya Neden's Haunted (from Hatchet Warrior)
06 Anybody Killa - Gang Related (from Hatchet Warrior)
07 Hopsin - I'm Not Introducing You (from Raw)
08 Hopsin - I Am Raw (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
09 Hopsin - How You Like Me Now (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
10 Esham - Comerica (from Bruce Wayne: Gothom 1987)
11 Esham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance)
12 Esham - All Night Everyday (feat. Heather Hunter & Kool Keith) (from Tongues)
13 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down)
14 Psychopathic Rydas - Ride 2 Da End (from Ryden Dirtay)
15 Psychopathic Rydas - Who? (from Dumpin')
16 Tech N9ne - Stamina (from Anghellic)
17 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch (from Anghellic)
18 Tech N9ne - I'm A Playa (from Absolute Power)
19 Dark Lotus - Bitch I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
20 Dark Lotus - Ka-Boom! (from Black Rain)
21 Dark Lotus - Heinous (from Opaque Brotherhood)
22 Twiztid - Buckets Of Blood (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
23 Twiztid - Serial Killa (feat. Tech N9ne) (from The Green Book)
24 Twiztid - She Ain't Afraid (from Mostasteless (Original))
25 Twiztid - So High (from Man's Myth)
26 Twiztid - Bury Me Alive (from Mostasteless (Island Version))
27 Twiztid - We Don't Die (from Freek Show)
28 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
29 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!)
30 Violent J - Let It Rain (from Wizard Of The Hood)
31 Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood (from Carnival Of Carnage)
32 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster)
33 Shaggy 2 Dope - Fuck Off (from Fuck Off)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2)
35 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (feat. Twiztid & Kottonmouth Kings) (from Pumpkin Carver Hallowicked Single)
36 Insane Clown Posse - Evil Is Afraid (from Evil Is Afraid Hallowicked 2007 Single)
37 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word Single)
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Here's another flashback to a previously untitled fucktacular edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one is definitely one of my favorites thus far. This one was originally posted on March 5th, 2012. Be sure to keep your ears and eyes and genitals (if you're a girl, mind you. If you're a guy... gross.) wide open for next week's brand spankin' new edition called The Staggering Asininity Of Religion in which I'll be reading particularly ricockulous passages from America's favorite theatrical prop, The Holy Bible. Anyway, in this podcast's beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
Monday Oct 01, 2012
Monday Oct 01, 2012
What's up, motherfuckin' perverts?! Welcome to the Too Much Metal For One Edition… Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got a tremendously fucksquisite podcast in store for you all. I wouldn't lie about that, but don't worry, I'll keep lying about PLENTY of other things. I promise. Enjoy, you spectacular fuckwads!
01 Rollins Band - Liar (from Weight)
02 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (from Black Sabbath)
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion)
04 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen)
05 Spineshank - The Height Of Callousness (from The Height Of Callousness)
06 Kittie - Mouthful Of Poison (from Oracle)
07 DragonForce - Fury Of The Storm (from Sonic Firestorm)
08 Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God (from City)
09 System Of A Down - Suite-Pee (from System Of A Down)
10 Lard - Mate Spawn And Die (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
11 DevilDriver - Die (And Die Now) (from DevilDriver)
12 Trivium - Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr (from Ascendancy)
13 Cradle Of Filth - Saffron's Curse (from Midian)
14 The Berzerker - Corporal Jigsaw Quandary (Carcass cover) (from Dissimulate)
15 Abnormality - Visions (from 2007 Demo)
16 BIGdumbFACE - Blood Red Head On Fire (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
17 E-Town Concrete - 4 The Fame (from Time 2 Shine)
18 Hatebreed - I Will Be Heard (from Perserverance)
19 Pantera - Fucking Hostile (from Vulgar Display Of Power)
20 Damageplan - Fuck You (from New Found Power)
21 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot)
22 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize)
23 Lamb Of God - Omerta (from Ashes Of The Wake)
24 Deftones - Lotion (from Around The Fur)
25 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled)
26 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - The Zimbabwe Sea Shanties Of The Swashbuckler (from The Tragic Urn Spill)
27 From Autumn To Ashes - The After Dinner Playback (from The Fiction We Live)
28 Amen - Money Infection (from Death Before Musick)
29 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded)
30 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (from The Last Sucker)
31 Arch Enemy - End Of The Line (from Anthems Of Rebellion)
32 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War Of Art)
33 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
34 Strong Bad - Trogdor (from Guitar Hero II)
35 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything)
36 The Gerogerigegege - Gynecologist (from Yellow Trash Bazooka 7" EP)
37 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken)
38 The Locust - Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur (from Plague Soundscapes)
39 Excrementory Grindfuckers - H.T.L.T.P.T.M.G.T. Cooool Way (from Bitte Nicht Vor Den Gästen!)