Monday Morning Aural Sex

2022-08-22 (Robot PrØn v12.0)

Muthafuckin’ Robot PrØn version 12! Emoclew to it! Sex is Aural on Monday Mornings. Shortened intro, incomplete sentences, big tired, need sleep, yadda-fuckin-yakitty. One day better production schedule; used to have, not today. Something like third be new jams, rest from recent editions and older classics. Jump excitedly, much vigor. Such awesome. Much motherfucktacularity ahead. Wow. Yojne!
 
 
01 SWARM - Sleep Forever (feat. Lizzy Jane) (from Sleep Forever) [00:00:17]
 
02 Different Heaven & Omar Varela - Incredicool (Cormak Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [00:03:49]
 
03 Zomboy - Dead Man Walking (from Dead Man Walking Pt. 1) [00:08:00]
 
04 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [00:12:47]
 
05 Slushii, Tokyo Machine - PEW PEW (from PEW PEW) [00:16:31]
 
06 Teminite - Raise The Black Flag (from Raise The Black Flag) [00:19:49]
 
07 Pegboard Nerds, Excision - Bring the Madness (feat. Mayor Apeshit) (Noisestorm Remix) (from Bring The Madness (The Remixes)) [00:24:24]
 
08 Borgore - Decisions (feat. Miley Cyrus) (from Decisions (Deluxe Edition) - EP) [00:28:15]
 
09 BLVK JVCK - DO SUMMIN (feat. iMinikon) (from DO SUMMIN) [00:31:27]
 
10 Riot Ten, SHARPS - G.T.F.O.T.W. (feat. Hashu) (from AD INFINITUM) [00:33:44]
 
11 KATFYR - Lose Control (feat. Maruja Retana) (from Lose Control) [00:36:49]
 
12 Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix) (from Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix)) [00:41:03]
 
13 Ace Aura - Desire (from Revive EP) [00:44:08]
 
14 Koven - Shut My Mouth (from Butterfly Effect) [00:47:09]
 
15 Seven Lions - Below Us (feat. Shaz Sparks) (from Below Us) [00:50:45]
 
16 KALCYFR, MORIS BLAK - A Touch of Malice (from A Touch of Malice) [00:54:42]
 
17 PhaseOne - Six Feet Under (from Touching The Stars) [00:57:55]
 
18 CRaymak, Sz - Match from Hell (feat. Elle Vee) (from Match from Hell (feat. Elle Vee)) [01:01:35]
 
19 Moth - 666 (Corruptor Remix) (from 666 Remixes) [01:06:39]
 
20 Varien & SirensCeol - Moonlight (feat. Aloma Steele) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:09:31]
 
21 Excision, Dion Timmer - Salvation (feat. Alexis Donn) (from Onyx) [01:13:32]
 
22 Dead Battery - Fuck That (from HD+. Vol 66. Week #12) [01:17:39]
 
23 Nitti Gritti, Shaquille O'Neal, Ivory - Moshpit (from Moshpit / Comin For Ya Neck) [01:21:49]
 
24 Perry Wayne, BLUPILL - MOSH (from MOSH) [01:24:36]
 
25 Big Gigantic, GRiZ - Open Your Mind (from Open Your Mind) [01:27:51]
 
26 Alma - Avalanches (feat. Sound Remedy & Kill Paris) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [01:30:44]
 
27 Teminite - Sesh The Seven Seas (feat. Jonah Hitchens) (from Raise The Black Flag) [01:35:11]
 
28 TYNAN - Abandon Ship (from Give Up The Ghost) [01:38:15]
 
29 Teminite - Bring Me To Life (feat. The Arcturians) (from Bring Me To Life) [01:41:12]
 
30 Nostalgia - Butterscotch (from Know Me EP) [01:45:29]
 
31 Synthion, Kotori - Twin Skies (from Twin Skies) [01:49:02]
 
32 Dabin - Starbright (feat. Trella) (Elephante Remix) (from Starbright (Elephante Remix)) [01:53:27]
 
33 Excision, Hairitage - Hypnosis (from Onyx) [01:57:05]
 
34 Borgore & G-Eazy - Forbes (from Forbes) [02:00:43]
 
35 PsoGnar - Trapped In a Simulation (from Trapped In a Simulation) [02:04:05]
 
36 Chime, The Living Proof - The Takeover (from The Takeover) [02:08:26]
 
37 Evil Habit - Killer Robot (from Bomb the Bass) [02:11:56]
 
38 Barely Alive, SampliFire - Power Alliance (from Power Alliance) [02:15:29]
 
39 Black Tiger Sex Machine, Hairitage - Cheatcode (feat. Hyro The Hero) (from Cheatcode) [02:18:28]
 
40 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Overcome (feat. Ashley Apollodor) (from Enter Eva) [02:21:31]
 
41 Illenium, Excision - Feel Something (feat. I Prevail) (from Feel Something (feat. I Prevail)) [02:27:04]
 
42 Gate Faze - No System (from Dubstep Bass & Movement Vol. 4) [02:30:42]
 
43 Apashe - Never Change (Sullivan King Remix) (from Never Change (Sullivan King Remix)) [02:34:17]
 
44 Naeleck, Hige Driver - Final Boss (Modestep Remix) (from Final Boss (Modestep Remix)) [02:38:43]
 
45 Kai Wachi - GIGACHAD (from GIGACHAD) [02:41:56]
 
46 Sullivan King, SWARM - Hitman (from Show Some Teeth) [02:45:22]
 
47 Effin - Cabbage (from Cabbage) [02:48:54]
 
48 Excision, Wooli - Name Drop (from Name Drop) [02:52:24]
 
49 BLVK JVCK - Merk (from Merk) [02:56:10]
 
50 Bandlez - Scouts Honor (from Scouts Honor) [02:59:40]
 
51 Chime - Sherwood 2022 (from Sherwood 2022) [03:03:14]
 
52 Excision - Osiris (from Onyx) [03:06:54]
 
53 Blanke - Echo Chamber (from Land Of The Wayfarer) [03:10:54]
 
54 SWARM, Social Kid - Black Hole (from I’ll Never See The World) [03:15:19]
 
55 Rival, Fairlane - Oblivion (feat. Philip Strand) (from Oblivion) [03:18:53]
 
56 Oceanlab - Satellite (Seven Lions Remix) (from Satellite) [03:22:12]
 
57 FuntCase - Without (feat. Dani Poppitt) (from Next Chapter) [03:27:22]
 
58 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (Digital Skies Remix) (from Hope It Hurts (Digital Skies Remix)) [03:31:26]
 
59 Excision, Dion Timmer - End Of The World (feat. Donna Tella) (from Onyx) [03:34:19]
 
60 PhaseOne, Kai Wachi - Death Waltz (from Death Waltz) [03:37:57]
 
61 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (from Fallen Embers) [03:40:43]
 
62 Kai Wachi - Better Off Alone (feat. RUNN) (from Better Off Alone) [03:45:35]
 
63 Teminite - Sail Away (from Sail Away) [03:50:22]
 
64 Trivecta - Empty Oceans (feat. Matluck) (from The Way Back Up) [03:54:31]
 
65 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [03:58:43]
 
66 SWARM - Say Goodbye (from Say Goodbye) [04:02:59]

2022-08-15 (Flashback Edition: 2012-11-12 (Robot Pr0n Edition))

Goooooood morning, perverts!  Welcome to the Robot Pr0n Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  It's been a long time coming, and now it's finally here:  a full podcast of a type of music that is either enthusiastically loved, or vehemently hated: dub-fuckin'-step.  Once again, I won't be speaking beyond this intro 'cause I don't wanna fuck up ya grooves with all my silly bullshit.  If you wanna see artist names, track and album titles, you should know where to find 'em by now.  You're smart perverts and I love the living fuck out of you for listening to me and my little podcast right now.  Sooooo, let's get it goin'!
 
01 iwrestledabearonce - I'm Cold and There Are Wolves After Me (Hulk Remix) (from It's All Dubstep EP)
02 emancipator - First Snow (Ooah Remix) (from Remixes)
03 Nit Grit - Grit Shifter (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
04 Stubborn Ahole - Killing Me (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
05 Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 1 (from Ten$ion)
06 Skrillex - World On Fire (from Sweet Treats Vol. 1)
07 Mimosa - Lullabyte (from Hostilis)
08 Ooah - Heat Up The Night (from Heat Up The Night Single)
09 Borgore - Nympho (from Borgore Ruined Dubstep EP)
10 Mr. Oizo - No Day Massacre (from Analog Worms Attack)
11 Noir - Blood On My Hands (from Exit Wounds [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
12 Flux Pavilion - Air Raid (feat. Doctor P) (from Dubfluencial 8 - A Planet Explorer [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
13 Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Dumbsteppaz Remix) (from Die Antwoord Misc. Remixes)
14 Stubborn Ahole - Freakz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
15 Tek Step - Street Fighter (from Dubfluencial 3 - The Dubfighter Edition [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
16 RackNRuin - Dazed & Confused (feat. Janai) (SKisM's Baroque Out Remix) (from Blunt Force Trauma [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
17 Marty Party - Gangsteppin' (Original Mix) (from An-ten-nae Presents Acid Crunk Vol. 2)
18 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from YouTube)
19 Datsik - Jenova Project (from Dubfluencial V - An Ego Fantasy [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
20 Gemini - Feel Stronger (from Dubstep Onslaught)
21 Jogo - Bunny Rabbit (from Exit Wounds [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
22 Borgore - Love (The Gagging Version) (from Gorestep Vol. 1.1)
23 Diesel - Slippery Nipple (from Dubstep Onslaught)
24 Bassnectar - Kick It Complex (Bassnectar Remix) (from Underground Communication)
25 Tremourz & J. Rabbit - Mustardayonnaise (from Damage [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
26 iSquare - Hey Sexy Lady (Skrillex Remix) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
27 Stubborn Ahole - Special feat. Nae Joy Gizzy (from soundcloud.com/naejoy)
28 Borgore - Foes (16bit Fuck Hoes Remix) (from Dubfluencial 6 - A Summer Full Of Sub [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
29 Borgore - Ice Cream Man (from Gorestep's Most Hated)
30 Joker + Ginz - Watch The Sun Come Up (Joker & Ginz Remix) (from Step Pon Dis [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
31 Vent - Flava (from Dubstep Onslaught)
32 Foreign Beggars - Contact (feat. Noisia) (Trolley Snatcha Remix) (from Blunt Force Trauma [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
33 Tryptomatik - Requiem For A Dub (from Dubfluencial V - An Ego Fantasy [mixed by Jenai @ egothieves.com])
34 Numbernin6 - Nebulous (from Dubstep Onslaught)
35 The Prodigy - No Good (Rico Tubbs & Will Power Dubstep Remix) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
36 Document One - Antichrist (from Murk Of The Beast [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
37 Ill-Esha, Dewey DB - H.A.A.R.P. (Original Mix) (from An-ten-nae Presents Acid Crunk Vol. 2)
38 Muse - Knights Of Cydonia (Nostalgia Dubstep Remix) (from Digital Lion [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
39 Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Remix) (from Cracks Single)
40 Benny Benassi - Cinema (Skrillex Remix) (from Assorted Songs)
41 Bassnectar - Until Next Time (from Mesmerizing The Ultra (Disc 1))

2022-08-08 (Punk-Hop Edition Vol. 4)

What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-fuckin’-clew to the 4th volume of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! No need for an overly elaborate fuckin’ intro here. Apologies, but I again yearn fiercely for the comfort of bed, and I again fell prey to procrastination. Anyway, y’all oughta know what to expect here right from the name. This will alternate from hip-hop to punk one after the other, there’s stuff here from all over the fuckin’ world, and only a handful of tracks are plucked from previous editions. Kicking things off properly, and by properly, I mean kicking and stomping motherfuckers into paint, a track that will likely be my favorite find of 2022. I’m talkin’ ‘bout muthafuckin’ Ho99o9 with Bite My Face (feat. Corey MF Taylor)! We’ll have to see what’s in store for us when the new Heilung comes out in about 10 days, but so far, this track has more than earned that honor.
 
All that done did and said, buckle your fuckin’ seatbelt, and fuckin’ yojne.
 
 
01 Ho99o9 - BITE MY FACE (FEAT. COREY TAYLOR) (from SKIN) [00:00:37]
 
02 The Casualties - Fucking Hate You (from Written in Blood) [00:03:43]
 
03 Public Enemy - Shut Em Down (from Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black (Deluxe Edition)) [00:05:15]
 
04 Cancer Bats - Pray for Darkness (from Hail Destroyer) [00:10:19]
 
05 ENCASSATOR, $mokingaz, Glock Thrill Phonk - Alpha PvP Freestyle (from EL///CTRO) [00:11:48]
 
06 Mortality Rate - Sandman (from Sleep Deprivation) [00:14:53]
 
07 Atmosphere - The Loser Wins (from To All My Friends, Blood Makes The Blade Holy: the Atmosphere ep’s) [00:17:29]
 
08 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - I'm Done (from Warriors) [00:21:02]
 
09 K-Rino - Translation (from American Heroes (The Big Seven #5) [00:22:48]
 
10 Anti-Flag - The Press Corpse (from For Blood And Empire) [00:26:24]
 
11 Lil Mariko, Full Tac - Boring (from Boring) [00:29:42]
 
12 Hands Off Gretel - She Thinks She's Punk Rock n Roll (from The Angry EP) [00:31:54]
 
13 Fabolous - Breathe (from Rhino Hi-Five: Fabolous) [00:33:56]
 
14 Pennywise - Let Us Hear Your Voice (from All Or Nothing (Deluxe Edition)) [00:38:22]
 
15 BVDLVD, Lil Darkie - PUNK! (from LUNATIC) [00:42:03]
 
16 The Exploited - Punk's Not Dead (from Punk’s Not Dead) [00:45:02]
 
17 East Coast Avengers - Kill Bill O'Reilly (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [00:46:51]
 
18 Pennywise - We Set Fire (from Never Gonna Die) [00:53:33]
 
19 Rob Kelly, Illderberg - The Four Horseman (from Black Irish Rougue) [00:56:34]
 
20 Against All Authority - War Machine Breakdown (from The Restoration Of Chaos & Order) [01:00:46]
 
21 Immortal Technique - Peruvian Cocaine (feat. Poison Pen, Pumpkinhead, Diabolic, C-Ray Walz, Loucipher & Tonedeff) (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:04:01]
 
22 Hematom - Rise Up (from Belief) [01:08:49]
 
23 Ashnikko - Maggots (from Panic Attacks in Paradise / Maggots) [01:11:57]
 
24 Punkreas - Voglio armarmi (from Pelle) [01:14:15]
 
25 O.C., Organized Konfusion - War Games (from Jewelz) [01:17:02]
 
26 City Light Thief - Death Trip (from Nothing Is Simple) [01:20:31]
 
27 La Coka Nostra - Nuclear Medicinemen (feat. Q-Unique & Immortal Technique) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [01:24:29]
 
28 Lifecrusher - Girls to the Front (from Lifecrusher) [01:29:06]
 
29 CMPLXCNT - PSILXCYBIN (from PSILXCYBIN) [01:30:59]
 
30 NOFX - Oxy Moronic (from First Ditch Effort) [01:35:20]
 
31 Ashnikko - Halloweenie IV: Innards (from Halloweenie IV: Innards) [01:39:15]
 
32 The Exploited - Fuck Religion (from The Massacre) [01:42:00]
 
33 Killer Mike - Big Beast (feat. Bun B, T.I. & Trouble) (from R.A.P. Music) [01:45:12]
 
34 Pogendroblem - Kotzen (from Ich - Wir) [01:49:06]
 
35 ppcocaine - Homie Hopper (from Homie Hopper) [01:52:09]
 
36 Tørsö - Grab a Shovel (from Build and Break) [01:54:30]
 
37 Full Tac, Lil Mariko, Rico Nasty - SIMP (from SIMP) [01:56:29]
 
38 Messed Up - Who Gave You the Right To (from Everything You Believe In) [01:59:22]
 
39 Numb$kull - DeepThroat (from DeepThroat) [02:02:05]
 
40 Rising Insane - Something Inside of Me (from Something Inside of Me) [02:04:08]
 
41 Stick Figure - Smokin' Love (feat. Collie Buddz) (from Set in Stone) [02:07:59]
 
42 Tørsö - Everyone Is Sick (from Sono Pronta a Morire) [02:11:30]
 
43 Yurufuwa Gang - Fuckin' Car (from Mars Ice House) [02:13:18]
 
44 Talco - Danza dell'autumno rosa (from Gran Gala) [02:19:30]
 
45 Sinners - $eraton!n (Brutal Remix) (from Seratonin) [02:24:01]
 
46 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Anti Love Song (from Not Sorry) [02:26:42]
 
47 East Coast Avengers - Too Much To Ask (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [02:28:57]
 
48 Sienna Skies - Heartquake! (from Truest of Colours) [02:32:30]
 
49 Doll.ia, Akai Nights - Overrated (from The Magical Prelude) [02:34:51]
 
50 Rise Against - Sooner Or later (from Nowhere Generation) [02:38:04]
 
51 Binary Star - Conquistadors (feat. Senim Silla & One Be Lo) (from Masters Of The Universe) [02:41:35]
 
52 The Exploited - Beat the Bastards (from Beat the Bastards) [02:45:22]
 
53 Public Enemy - Fight The Power: Remix 2020 (feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, Jahi, YG & ?uestlove) (from What You Gonna Do When The Grid Goes Down?) [02:49:41]
 
54 The Baboon Show - Dig On (from The World Is Bigger Than You) [02:54:38]
 
55 Psychoqueen - Clash (from Clash) [02:57:25]
 
56 Burning Lady - Rehab (from Until the Walls Fall) [03:00:41]
 
57 NextYoungin, ppcocaine - 3 Musketeers (from 3 Musketeers) [03:04:02]
 
58 ZSK - Fight for More (from From Protest To Resistance) [03:06:49]
 
59 Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth - They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.) (from Mecca And The Soul Brother) [03:09:09]
 
60 The Casualties - Ashes of My Enemies (from Written in Blood) [03:13:46]
 
61 KOR KASH, IceBoyy - Pussy (Prod. IM CHAAN) (from Two Coins) [03:16:24]
 
62 Killing Butterflies - Funky (from 15 javla år) [03:19:38]
 
63 Nas - Black Republican (feat. Jay-Z) (from Hip Hop Is Dead (Bonus Track)) [03:21:41]
 
64 NOFX - Fish in a Gun Barrel (from Fish in a Gun Barrel) [03:25:26]
 
65 The Roots, J.PERIOD - Push Ya Lighter (feat. Kardinal Offishall) (from The Best of The Roots) [03:28:56]
 
66 Hands Off Gretel - Freaks Like Us (from I Want The World) [03:30:54]
 
67 Marlon Craft - The Static (feat. Leah Rich) (from The Static (feat. Leah Rich)) [03:34:43]
 
68 Swallow's Rose - Reason To Believe (from Downfall) [03:37:43]
 
69 Genetikk - C'est la fukkin' vie (from Fukk Genetikk) [03:40:56]
 
70 zebrahead - Lay Me to Rest (from III) [03:44:11]
 
71 Ghostemane, Parv0 - I duckinf hatw you (from HUMAN ERR0R) [03:47:46]
 
72 All Faces Down - Forevermore (from Forevermore) [03:49:44]

2022-08-01 (PreBananaPostMouseProtoSchirachPolkaNapkinAlienPunkCrustPopSatanHopExtremeSoftStyleHardCore Edition)

Fuck! What are you perverts doing here?! I thought I told you not to listen to this ‘cause you’re gonna hate it! *sigh* Well, I guess for being such marvelously deviant little perverts, defying your aural sex daddy and all, I gueeeesss I should emo-fuckin’-clew you all to the PreBananaPostMouseProtoSchirachPolkaNapkinAlienPunkCrustPopSatanHopExtremeSoftStyleHardCore Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! I won’t gab, yammer and/or jibber jabber long here because I long for the comfort of nudity and my bed right now, suffice to say, holiest of holy fucks do we have quite the fucktacular compilation ahead of us all.
 
A good portion of these are actually new finds, although I pulled a bunch from previous editions, not just editions with the suffix “core,” in them. These editions are both some of my absolute favorites to make, and some of the fuckin’ easiest to compile. I don’t particularly give 47/123rds of a squirrel turd whether y’all are into breakcore or not; I fuckin’ love the absolute fuck out of it. It’s one of the only music genres next to IDM that accurately illustrates the often frenetic & erratic ways I think; the way many people think, for that matter. Also, this edition has way more beyond breakcore from hard dance, dubstep, drumstep, UK hardcore, psytrance, J-core, IDM, and those are only some of the more identifiable genres. Most of these motherfuckers blur genre boundaries as instinctually as taking a piss. Cases in point, both Doormouse & Otto Von Schirach are so preposterously diverse, they’re basically their own respective genres. That’s why I typically include them in the titles of editions like these.
 
Any-fuckin’-way, I said I would cut the fuckin’ yammering, and so I shall right here except to wish you a merry fuckin’ yojne.
 
 
01 Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix) (from Come To Daddy EP) [00:01:32]
 
02 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - In the Name of Breakcore (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [00:05:53]
 
03 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:08:09]
 
04 Ladyscraper - My Gums Bleed For This Type Of Shit (from Cunt Kicker) [00:12:05]
 
05 Ruby My Dear - Ecureuil (from A dada) [00:14:55]
 
06 The Stunned Guys - Love Really Sucks (Roger Mix) (from Earthquake III (Disc 2)) [00:19:21]
 
07 S3RL - Kamehameha (feat. J0hnny) (OO Edit) (original from Kamehameha) [00:23:24]
 
08 t+pazolite - Overcome Me!!!!!!! (from Overcome Me!!!!!!!) [00:26:40]
 
09 Borgore & G-Eazy - Forbes (from Forbes) [00:29:59]
 
10 Otto Von Schirach - Mycelium (from Mycelium) [00:33:21]
 
11 Doormouse - Six Million More (from Addict 5 - Mama Didn't Raise No Punk, I Made Myself One EP) [00:36:14]
 
12 Camellia, Bang Riot - Banger A.F., Broooo!!! (from Xronial Xero) [00:40:28]
 
13 Dougal & Gammer - Hard As Fuck (from Clubland X-Treme Hardcore 7 (Disc 3)) [00:44:43]
 
14 Acrynm - Core As Fuck (from Miscellaneous) [00:47:59]
 
15 The Quick Brown Fox - I’m A Fucking Car (from The Quick Brown Fox) [00:50:41]
 
16 Dead Battery - Fuck That (from HD+. Vol 66. Week #12) [00:52:39]
 
17 The Garden - Please, Fuck Off (from Kiss My Super Bowl Ring) [00:56:49]
 
18 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties) [00:59:04]
 
19 DJ CHUCKY - BLUE MIRAGE (LONG EDIT) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [01:00:06]
 
20 defrag - Idle Lines (from Idle Lines) [01:03:26]
 
21 BLÆRG - Efficient and Systematic Malfeasance (from Stridulation: The Resource Consumption of Nine Billion Humans) [01:05:42]
 
22 Venetian Snares - Hajnal2 (from My So-Called Life) [01:10:14]
 
23 ENCASSATOR, $mokingaz, Glock Thrill Phonk - Alpha PvP Freestyle (from EL///CTRO) [01:15:04]
 
24 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Caspa Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Deluxe Edition)) [01:18:09]
 
25 Adraen - Contact (from Your Roots Aren’t Showing) [01:21:37]
 
26 Foxsky - Kirby Smash (from https://soundcloud.com/foxsky) [01:24:25]
 
27 The Prophet - Wanna Play? (from Wanna Play?) [01:28:09]
 
28 Drumcorps - Hell Yeahhhh (from Better Days) [01:31:29]
 
29 Ruby My Dear - Uber Bass (from Altaïr) [01:33:33]
 
30 PASSENGER OF SHIT - Melt Ya Faces (feat. ETHEREAL GIRL) (from Faecalibrium) [01:38:35]
 
31 Dev/Null - Rage Template (from Shards Of Rhythm) [01:42:38]
 
32 Noisekick, Paranoizer - FUCKING WITH THE WRONG ONE (from TERRORDRANG) [01:46:58]
 
33 BLVK JVCK - THE SHOOTV (from THE SHOOTV) [01:51:16]
 
34 Camellia - THE MUZZLE FACING (from THE MUZZLE FACING) [01:54:18]
 
35 L.E.D.-G vs teranoid - THE DETONATOR (from Denjin K) [01:56:50]
 
36 Water Spirit - SO HOT (from SO HOT) [02:02:40]
 
37 Zardonic - Superhot (Hyperhot Mix) (from Superhot: Mind Control Delete Soundtrack) [02:05:29]
 
38 DJ Sharpnel - ZENON (from PPPH - Phat, Pinky, Powerful & Hard!!) [02:10:19]
 
39 Yandere - g'LOSS (from g’LOSS) [02:15:51]
 
40 Igorrr - Paranoid Bulldozer Italiano (from Spirituality and Distortion) [02:18:44]
 
41 defrag - Glass Ship (from Float) [02:22:27]
 
42 t+pazolite, Nanahira - Is there no way I'm defeated by OTOGE-BOSS-KYOKU-CHAN is strongly provoking????? (from Screamin’ Showcase) [02:26:04]
 
43 DJ Satomi, Ukiko, S3RL - Endless Summer (DJ Satomi Hardcore Mix) (from Endless Summer (DJ Satomi Hardcore Mix)) [02:29:08]
 
44 Goreshit - Burn This Moment Into the Retina of My Eye (from Semantics: The Benzo Chronicles) [02:32:20]
 
45 Stonebank, Darren Styles - Sky Is Falling (feat. EMEL) (from Sky Is Falling) [02:38:36]
 
46 Deidream - Veldegem (from Nerves of Time, Vol. 4) [02:42:16]
 
47 8-bit Universe - Never Gonna Give You Up (8-Bit Dubstep Remix) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOyBxTWFAY) [02:48:27]
 
48 ENCASSATOR - Never Met! (from No Mercy) [02:51:15]
 
49 Figure, MDK - Zombies Ate My Ravers (from Zombies Ate My Ravers) [02:52:44]
 
50 I Broke My Robot - What You Heard (from What You Heard / Killa) [02:56:13]
 
51 Aaron Spectre - Create the Future (from Create the Future) [02:59:37]
 
52 Ruby My Dear - Nuninu (from A dada) [03:03:06]
 
53 Astral Projection - People Can Fly (Outsiders Remix) (from People Can Fly (Outsiders Remix)) [03:07:47]
 
54 BLÆRG - Frenetic Enumeration (from Sonolumiscent) [03:16:42]
 
55 Renard - Psyche, Oh Fuck (from Killer Bee Attack Force) [03:21:32]
 
56 S3RL - The Bass & the Melody (from The Bass & the Melody) [03:24:03]
 
57 Acrnym - Come On, Get Hurt (from Sense-Data) [03:27:04]
 
58 Catnapp - Down in the Basement (from Break) [03:29:41]
 
59 ENCASSATOR - Сердце_Тьмы (from EL///CTRO) [03:33:18]
 
60 Kai Wachi - GIGACHAD (from GIGACHAD) [03:35:12]
 
61 Igorrr - Unpleasant Sonata (from Nostril) [03:38:38]
 
62 t+pazolite - HARDEST RENAISSANCE (from HARDEST RENAISSANCE) [03:40:49]
 
63 Kobaryo - Tool-Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance RMX) (from MIXPEED ACTION) [03:44:00]
 
64 Ocean Kelly - Millennium Freestyle (from Millennium Freestyle) [03:48:10]
 
65 KATFYR - Lose Control (feat. Maruja Retana) (from Lose Control) [03:50:01]
 
66 odaxelagnia - Rosette (from Gardenaria) [03:54:16]
 
67 Audiofreq - Cyborg (from Cyborg) [03:57:44]
 
68 The Algorithm - floating point (Drumcorps Remix) (from Brute Force (Deluxe Edition)) [04:00:37]
 
69 Big Gigantic, GRiZ - Open Your Mind (from Open Your Mind) [04:03:58]
 
70 SWARM, Social Kid - Black Hole (from I’ll Never See The World) [04:06:52]
 
71 Drumcorps - The Importance of Stealth (from Better Days) [04:10:26]
 
72 Brisk & Fade - Radio Rockin (from Radio Rockin & Get Fresh) [04:12:56]
 
73 Igorrr - Excessive Funeral (from Nostril) [04:20:49]
 
74 LLLLNNNN - Re-Entry (from Re-Entry) [04:24:14]
 
75 Acrnym - Sexx Pimp (from Bone Structure) [04:26:44]
 
76 Limewax, Diesel Boy, Switch Technique, Thrasher - Spicy Boiz (from HouJeKKMuil EP) [04:31:02]
 
77 Doormouse - Infatuated Testicles (from Freaked Out Mess) [04:36:11]
 
78 Otto Von Schirach - Demeng (from Demeng) [04:39:54]
 
79 Realicide - The Absent Rapist (from Enduring The Viral Hell Part 2) [04:43:14]
 
80 Nero's Day At Disneyland - Family Lying Face Down in the Living Room (from Colonists) [04:45:53]
 
81 Rezz - Edge (from The Silence is Deafening) [04:46:49]
 
82 Astrix - Sahara (from Sahara) [04:50:20]
 
83 Stonebank - Ripped to Pieces (feat. EMEL) (from Ripped to Pieces) [04:59:04]
 
84 Sickboy - Lotus Eaters (from Times New Roman) [05:03:27]
 
85 Igorrr - Parpaing (feat. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher) (from Spirituality and Distortion) [05:08:00]
 
86 Lauren Bousfield - Palimpsest (from Palimpsest) [05:11:36]
 
87 Dev/Null - Symphonies Of Suckness (from Lazer Thrash) [05:14:06]
 
88 Venetian Snares - Stockpiles of Sentiment (from Your Face) [05:18:38]
 
89 black balloons - LETMEGO (from LETMEGO) [05:23:23]
 
90 defrag - Open Seas (from Float) [05:25:51]
 
91 ooxygen - Final wish (from Friends) [05:29:42]

2022-07-25 (Are You The New Blue Shih Tzu Who Threw The Gnu Bamboo Statue Through Taboo Shrew Kazoo Voodoo in ’22? Edition)

Fuck is up the what, fuckermothers?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the Are You The New Blue Shih Tzu Who Threw The Gnu Bamboo Statue Through Taboo Shrew Kazoo Voodoo in '22? Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What in the most holy of nipple-calcifying fuck is all that foofaraw about? Just new shit I found this week. If you trust my taste at all, you might find a jam or 10, or 20, or 50 that might tickle your meaty little fancy. So, last week I mentioned having some thoughts on Stranger Things season 4. First of all, I feel compelled to address the maddening fucking fact that Running Up That Hill has been on motherfucking loop in my goddamn head all week since I put it near the start of last week’s podcast. Fantastic song and everything, but Jesus, sometimes I like to think about other songs too. Ya know?
 
Anyway, yeah, it occurred to me after finishing season 4 that a lot of what’s happened throughout the show could be interpreted as representations of mental illnesses. Vecna reminded me heavily of the shadow of futility that I wrote about back in 2018; this burdensome feeling of futility that’s so prevalent sometimes, it feels like an actual presence weighing on all the best parts of you. In case you might be curious, here’s what I said:
 
I know that shadow well. It has stalked me through my imagination for most of my life. It's the sense of futility that stains every poem or song I ever wrote, every picture I ever took, and especially every time anyone was insane enough to try loving me. I have never even once felt like I deserved to be loved, but I accepted it as best I could whenever it stumbled into my life.
 
I tried hard every single day to ignore that shadow; to project some sort of confidence because I was always told how unattractive insecurity is. I tried to work towards some sort of future despite mostly just wanting to die. This shadow is the reason I stopped posting on social media, why I stopped doing my podcast, and why I have actively avoided any sort of romantic interaction with anyone for years now.
 
I see this shadow in people all around me. I see it telling others to kill themselves. I see it behind their smiles, like patient vultures waiting to feed. I've watched it perfectly wear the faces of friends and lovers, and brazenly lock my eyes to its own; to speak those things and more until my desperate heart fractures yet again, and my knees buckle to the dirt where it reminds me I belong.
 
And in the silence, I agree. I've occasionally heard voices around me telling me otherwise, but I can't tell the difference between the real people and the shadow anymore. It has fooled me so thoroughly so many times, and I can no longer trust my own judgment. I have no choice but to lock myself away in my nice, cold, dark room. Waiting, and waiting, and waiting... I would have ended this shit myself a long time ago, but I can't leave my mother with the burden of burying her only son. I also know that would only set the shadow free to feed on the souls of my friends and family. So, we will wait together right here in this room. Safe little prisoners, together forever.
Whatever.
 
Sounds a lot like Vecna to me. This monstrosity that never lets you forget all the times you fucked up, just waiting for its chance to cripple you and consume your soul. Incidentally, by soul, I just mean the essence of who you are as a person; essentially your consciousness, which to me is pretty much synonymous with soul. But yeah, not just haunting you with your mistakes, but with the passage of time as you keep waiting to heal. They say time heals all wounds, and yet so many wounds continue to hurt for years, even decades after they’re inflicted.
 
Anyway, yeah, the upside down very much made me think of the distorted ways in which we perceive the world under the overbearing influence of depression. Everything’s in the same place, but nothing really works (except electricity and lights). Things feel colder, darker, like there’s danger lurking around any and every corner. There’s ash in the air just like there’s pollution in ours, which of course compounds the depression. It would also make sense that Eleven would be able to open gates to that world considering her deeply traumatic past.
 
David and Joyce fighting the demogorgon, not to mention fighting out of prison, I could see that as two heavily concerned parents supporting their loved ones through the darkness (mental illness) that threatened them, considering that’s pretty much literally what happened. Fighting out of prison could perhaps be a representation of the obstacles they had to overcome to understand the threat that faced them all. Again, basically what happened.
 
As far as the Mind Flayer, I could see him being a representation of fear itself and the way it controls you, especially when you’re of a more vulnerable nature (as Will was, being timid and alone in a terrifying alternate dimension). I could see Eleven banishing that fear at the end of season 2 with reassurance, love, etc., especially considering the friendship that developed between her and Will throughout the events of the show. The show has been very heavy on the power of friendship, love, family, community, which are obviously all things that make it damn near impossible for depression and fear to exist. Possible, certainly, but far more difficult.
 
Anyway, that’s just my partial interpretation. I’m sure I could expand on it if I gave it some more thought. I’ll probably re-watch the series before season 5, too. Maybe I’ll discuss further interpretations then. Why don’t I go a-fuckin’-head and talk about the mother-cunting music already, huh? What’d’ya fuckin’ say? Okay, so new Combichrist comin’ at us. Nice surprise on the Radar this week. Haven’t really kept up with them over the past decade or so, but I still love what I’ve heard. Have been keepin’ up with Architects, though. Another new jam from them this week called tear gas. All lowercase, of which I don’t yet understand the appeal, but it’s all good. The song, much like the band, really kicks the llama’s ass, just like Winamp.
 
That Stooges track isn’t entirely new; just this particular live version. I don’t normally care much for live versions, but this one hit pretty well. TV Eye’s a fuckin’ awesome song, and you’re about to hear for yourselves. Another fire track from LLLLNNNN. Gonna have to figure out some way to pronounce that shit at some point. Dude’s pretty talented with his hard dance jams. That Dead Cross band? That’s yet another Mike Patton side project. I swear, the man doesn’t know how to relax, and I love the fuck out of him for it. That one has quite an… interesting video. Look it up if you’re so intrigued. Man, that Billie Eilish song TV was kinda rough. I’m probably super late to the party, but that seemed like an abnormally emotional departure compared to her other singles. I dunno, there’s always the possibility I’m full of manure. Great track though.
 
Another new Heilung track?! Yes indeed, we are spoiled, selfish little creatures. We are not worthy, and yet, there they are. I jest, hopefully obviously, but good lord they are a phenomenal group. Quite likely my favorite find since maybe Nostalghia. Holy. Fuck. A Heilung/Nostalghia concert would be just… I would be a fucking weeping puddle of goo. Anyway, love this new Slushii & Tokyo Machine track called PEW PEW. The samples are hilarious. Another fantastic jam from GRiZ, who to the best of my knowledge is one of the only gay dubstep DJs out there. Admittedly, my knowledge on that isn’t so great, I dunno. Really been lovin’ his stuff though. Another mind-blowing track by Berried Alive, of course. That’s another man who has zero chill, and fuck, it’s fuckin’ astounding. Go look that motherfucker up on Instagram and you’ll see what I mean.
 
Wait, what’s this? A new Slipknot song?! Yes, indeed! I, uh, I think I need to listen to this one louder, and driving fast in my car at night or something. There’s something that bugs me about this track, but I haven’t quite identified it, or determined if it’s just in my head. The jury’s still out, but they ordered Chinese, or some shit. Moving on, this cover of Ginuwine’s, “Pony,” by Razakel? *chef’s kiss* I found Razakel when I tried looking up Molly Gruesome on Spotify, and I loved the song I found, so I ended up following her too. I do greatly miss Molly Gruesome, but I hope she’s happier doing whatever it is she’s been doing since she retired. Anyway, a remix here of one of my all-time favorite Dabin tracks, “Hope It Hurts.” I can 100% relate to those lyrics, and I’m sure countless others can as well. Don’t sleep on Dabin, motherfuckers. Dude’s got some fantastic melodic progressions, and some greatly emotional lyrics.
 
Oooo, oh my, I was so happy to hear this Pola & Bryson track called Tell You What I Did. Lemme tell you, a liquid cover of the classic Tweet song, “Oops (Oh My).” Well, it’s classic to me. You might say I have bad taste, to which I’d say fuck you, let people like shit. Also, I probably like a good amount of shit you like too. I just listen to a broader range of shit. Yes, I literally plug headphones into fecal matter and listen to shit. Of course. Man, it’s been a minute or three since I played anything by Dieselboy or The Glitch Mob, but lo and behold, we’ve got some new shit to look forward to. Not entirely sure how new they are, but they’re new to me and this podcast, so fuck you.
 
And now, to conclude this fucking Tolstoy of an intro, I bid you all adieu and merry yojne.
 
 
01 OMSTRB - Home (feat. Tasha Baxter) (Quannum Logic Remix) (from FULL MOON FLEX (Remixes)) [00:06:51]
 
02 Slushii, Tokyo Machine - PEW PEW (from PEW PEW) [00:11:19]
 
03 Dead Cross - Reign of Error (from Reign of Error) [00:14:37]
 
04 Slipknot - The Dying Song (Time To Sing) (from The Dying Song (Time To Sing)) [00:16:22]
 
05 Heilung - Asja (from Asja) [00:19:41]
 
06 Berried Alive - Barberryans (from Barberryans) [00:24:52]
 
07 Skinny Loc, Sticky Fingaz - Bullets (from Bullets) [00:28:50]
 
08 Dieselboy, Mark The Beast - Angel Dust (from Angel Dust) [00:31:02]
 
09 Black Box - Strike It Up (Dj Lelewel Italo Radio) (from Strike It Up (Dj Lelewel & Kinky Roland Remixes)) [00:36:15]
 
10 Krakota, Scrufizzer - Way We Move (from Way We Move) [00:39:35]
 
11 The Glitch Mob, Ambré - Animus Vox X How Do I Get to Invincible (revision) (from Revisions) [00:43:25]
 
12 Pola & Bryson - Tell You What I Did (feat. Zitah) (from Tell You What I Did) [00:49:12]
 
13 LLLLNNNN - Reflection (from Reflection) [00:52:37]
 
14 Dabin - Starbright (feat. Trella) (Elephante Remix) (from Starbright (Elephante Remix)) [00:56:14]
 
15 Riot Ten, SAYMYNAME - Loco (from Loco) [00:59:52]
 
16 Ace Aura - Desire (from Revive EP) [01:02:35]
 
17 Razakel, Ritual Of Ether - Pony (from Pony) [01:05:39]
 
18 HIGHSOCIETY - Cloud 9 (from Cloud 9) [01:09:03]
 
19 Rameses B - Dreamscape (from Night Owl) [01:13:22]
 
20 GRiZ - Feel No Pain (from Feel No Pain) [01:16:41]
 
21 Afterdusk - Mundane (from Self Worship) [01:19:30]
 
22 Dub Elements - Mash It Up (from Mash It Up) [01:23:05]
 
23 CRaymak, Sz - Match from Hell (feat. Elle Vee) (from Match from Hell (feat. Elle Vee)) [01:27:33]
 
24 thoughtcrimes - Keyhole Romance (from Keyhole Romance) [01:32:38]
 
25 Elon Dust - BREAK (feat. AYISA) (from BREAK) [01:36:15]
 
26 Netsky - Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix) (from Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix)) [01:40:47]
 
27 Erra - Pull From The Ghost (from Pull From The Ghost) [01:43:37]
 
28 Strange Bones, Death Blooms - 25 Thousand Volts (from 25 Thousand Volts) [01:47:38]
 
29 Architects - tear gas (from tear gas) [01:50:05]
 
30 LSB - Piano Jazz (from LSB) [01:54:17]
 
31 Combichrist - Heads Off (from Heads Off) [02:00:18]
 
32 The Stooges - TV Eye (Live in New Orleans) (from A Fire Of Life) [02:04:50]
 
33 S3RL - Spoiler Alert (Vyzer Remix) (from Spoiler Alert (Vyzer Remix)) [02:10:30]
 
34 Polyphia - Neurotica (from Neurotica) [02:13:50]
 
35 Digitalism - Miami Showdown (from I Love You, Dude) [02:17:00]
 
36 London Elektricity - Attack Ships On Fire (from Syncopated City) [02:20:23]
 
37 Meydän - La Renaissance de l'Espoir (from La Renaissance de l'Espoir) [02:26:19]
 
38 NewGamePlus - Stone Tower Temple (Zelda) (from Stone Tower Temple (Zelda)) [02:28:17]
 
39 REDALiCE - Let Me Go (from Let Me Go) [02:31:20]
 
40 VHS Dreams - Lovebomb Me (from Lovebomb Me) [02:34:12]
 
41 HALIENE - Underneath My Skin (from Underneath My Skin) [02:37:39]
 
42 Wilkinson - Used To This (feat. Issey Cross) (Logistics Remix) (from Used To This (Logistics Remix)) [02:41:14]
 
43 Uyama Hiroto, Hanah Spring - Making Love By The Ocean (from You Don’t Have To Cry) [02:45:35]
 
44 Sunlounger - Don't Stop Me From Falling (feat. Susie Ledge) (Craig Connelly Extended Remix) (from Don't Stop Me From Falling (Craig Connelly Remix)) [02:50:13]
 
45 Dillon Francis - Don't Let Me Let Go (feat. Illenium & Evan Giia) (from Don't Let Me Let Go (feat. Illenium & Evan Giia)) [02:57:03]
 
46 Billie Eilish - TV (from Guitar Songs) [03:00:23]
 
47 Ekoh, Loveless - WAYSIDE (from WAYSIDE) [03:05:01]
 
48 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (Digital Skies Remix) (from Hope It Hurts (Digital Skies Remix)) [03:08:12]
 
49 Meredith Bull - Glimpse of Us (from Glimpse of Us) [03:11:07]
 
50 Dermot Kennedy - Something to Somone (High Contrast Remix) (from Something to Somone (High Contrast Remix)) [03:14:42]
 
51 Rogue VHS - Constellar (from Constellar) [03:17:58]

2022-07-18 (Chill the Fuçk Out Edition Vol. 8)

What the fuck is up, perverts? Emo-fuckin’-clew to the 8th volume of the Chill The Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! To be perfectly frank, I don’t have the energy to write another of my usual long intros right now. Been exceptionally depressed this past weekend, and more than most things right now, I just wanna crawl back in bed. Real quick, though, if you think this opening track isn’t anything to chill the fuck out to, I kindly direct your attention to the middle of the song; some of the chillest music in all of music. And yes, I did love the 4th season of Stranger Things. I have a number of thoughts about it that I’ll elaborate on at some later date. New fuckin’ Heilung track in this bitch too, btw. About half this podcast is comprised of tracks from older editions, other half is all new fucktacularity.
 
All that said, fuckin’ yojne!
 
 
01 Metallica - Master Of Puppets (Remastered) (from Master Of Puppets (Remastered Deluxe Box Set)) [00:00:32]
 
02 Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) (from Hounds Of Love) [00:08:59]
 
03 Chester Watson - Time Moves Slower Here (from Time Moves Slower Here) [00:13:49]
 
04 Ray Charles - Let's Go Get Stoned (from True Genius) [00:15:26]
 
05 Heilung - Anoana (from Anoana) [00:18:17]
 
06 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST) [00:23:08]
 
07 Cody Chesnutt - With Me In Mind (feat. Sonja Marie) (from The Headphone Masterpiece) [00:29:04]
 
08 defrag - We Are Shadows (from Float) [00:32:56]
 
09 MARION - Daydreaming (from Daydreaming) [00:37:12]
 
10 Kayou. - in my illusion (from in my illusion) [00:41:27]
 
11 Othos, Defussion - Lust (from Lust) [00:44:30]
 
12 Hucci - Desire (Slowed) (from Desire (Slowed)) [00:47:12]
 
13 PLAZA - All Mine (from All Mine) [00:51:16]
 
14 ††† - Protection (from Initiation / Protection) [00:55:06]
 
15 Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande - Get On Your Knees (from The Pinkprint) [00:58:47]
 
16 Ashlee - Alone With You (from Alone With You) [01:02:19]
 
17 Rendezvous At Two - Play with Me (from Play with Me) [01:05:23]
 
18 Kidneythieves - In Love With A Machine (Beat Ventriloquists Remix) (from In Love With A Machine (Beat Ventriloquists Remix)) [01:09:34]
 
19 Abstract Theory, K.D.B. - Retro Love (from Retro Love) [01:13:50]
 
20 Big Gigantic, Kota the Friend - Deja Vu (from Deja Vu) [01:16:02]
 
21 DAY 7 - Fading Love (from Fading Love) [01:19:15]
 
22 Ras Kass, Coolio - Drama (from Soul On Ice) [01:22:19]
 
23 Meredith Bull - mushrooms/deadpeople (from mushrooms/deadpeople) [01:26:02]
 
24 14?, Cise Star, Fayya - Dreamland (from Dreamland) [01:28:22]
 
25 defrag - Glass Ship (from Float) [01:32:50]
 
26 Chester Watson - Mirrors (from Mirrors) [01:36:27]
 
27 Duke & Jones - Reflection (from Reflection) [01:38:12]
 
28 Hucci - Vision (Slowed) (from Vision (Slowed)) [01:41:08]
 
29 [Okvsho] - Expression (from S(Ch)Pring EP) [01:46:01]
 
30 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Breakdown (from The Collection Vol. 1) [01:48:07]
 
31 Ekoh - where'd you go (from where’d you go) [01:53:02]
 
32 PRIZM - Midnight FM (from Midnight FM) [01:56:03]
 
33 Felix Cartal - After Dark (feat. Koko LaRoo) (from After Dark (feat. Koko LaRoo)) [01:59:53]
 
34 AK - Night Drive (from Night Drive) [02:02:58]
 
35 A.L.I.S.O.N., Hotel Pools - Stellar (from Stellar) [02:06:58]
 
36 99 Neighbors - Thunder (from Thunder) [02:09:52]
 
37 Jazz Liberatorz - Clin D'oeil (from Clin D’oeil) [02:14:50]
 
38 G Mills - Lush (from Tranquility) [02:21:51]
 
39 Serein - Atlantic (from Atlantic) [02:23:59]
 
40 The Aether - Oceanside (from Oceanside) [02:28:59]
 
41 Sibewest - Desolate (from Desolate) [02:31:38]
 
42 Juche - Float (from Float) [02:34:56]
 
43 Naeleck, Sarah Rebecca - All My Heroes (from All My Heroes) [02:38:12]
 
44 Cody Chesnutt - Serve This Royalty (from The Headphone Masterpiece) [02:42:52]
 
45 Blackmill - The Drift (from Miracle) [02:48:34]
 
46 Listen Vision - H.I.P.H.O.P. (from Urban Vol. 12: Listen Vision) [02:51:51]
 
47 Free Dominguez - Corridors (from Volcano + The Sea) [02:56:14]
 
48 The Alchemist - E. Coli (feat. Earl Sweatshirt) (from Bread) [02:59:52]
 
49 BONES - Sodium (from SoThereWeStood) [03:02:01]
 
50 El Michels Affair - C.R.E.A.M. (from Enter The 37th Chamber) [03:03:55]
 
51 NAYANA IZ - TNT (from TNT) [03:06:44]
 
52 Ours Samplus - Kargo (from One Day One Beat, Vol. 2) [03:09:24]
 
53 Chester Watson - Deep Sea Tundras (from Summer Mirage) [03:11:59]
 
54 Dua Saleh - cat scratch (from ROSETTA) [03:14:30]
 
55 letgo - Blinded (from SPECTRUM001) [03:16:29]
 
56 GR3G - If I Pray (from Wasted Talent) [03:19:34]
 
57 Man Of Met - Dreidel (from Gross Not Ugly, Vol. 1) [03:22:43]
 
58 creamy, untrusted - all the kids are depressed (from all the kids are depressed) [03:25:12]
 
59 Free Dominguez - Recurring Dream (from .Unearth.) [03:27:18]
 
60 Mac Miller - Diablo (from Faces) [03:31:31]
 
61 Twin Temple - Lucifer, My Love (from Twin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound… Satanic Doo-Wop) [03:34:47]
 
62 hidden jayeem - Hell Is Where You Are (from Anxxxiety) [03:40:32]
 
63 bLiNd, LoFi VGM - Angel's Love (Fear of the Heavens from "Secret of Mana") (Lo-Fi Edit) (from Angel's Love (Fear of the Heavens from "Secret of Mana") (Lo-Fi Edit)) [03:43:11]
 
64 Arctic Lake - Hesitate (from side by side we lie awake) [03:45:52]
 
65 Purrple Cat - Light Years Apart (from Distant Worlds II) [03:48:26]
 
66 Lane 8, Arctic Lake - Don't Let Me Go (from Brightest Lights) [03:51:48]
 
67 Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox - I Only Have Eyes For You (feat. Sunny Holiday) (from I Only Have Eyes For You) [03:56:22]
 
68 Bria Skonberg - Dance Me to the End of Love (from With a Twist) [03:59:28]
 
69 Ferngazer - Ghost (from Weep Not) [04:05:00]
 
70 eevee, cliffe - till the grave (from dead end) [04:08:06]
 
71 Charles Bardin, Valentin Ducloux, Priscilla Cucciniello - Her (from A Musical Story OST) [04:10:48]
 
72 Charles Bardin, Valentin Ducloux - Love (from A Musical Story OST) [04:12:56]
 
73 CMC 3 - Everything To Me (from Everything To Me) [04:17:12]
 
74 Sylvaine - Everything Must Come to an End (from Nova) [04:22:33]
 
75 Easy Chill - Running Up That Hill (Lofi Version) (from Running Up That Hill (Lofi Version)) [04:30:09]
 
76 BT - See You On The Other Side (from This Binary Universe) [04:33:59]

2022-07-11 (Flashback Edition: 2012-01-30 (Very First Edition))

What's up, perverts?!  This week, we're flashing back to the very beginning.  I'm not sure how many of you heard the first one when I put it up on Soundcloud, but it's not there anymore.  Anyway, the reason I named this podcast Monday Morning Aural Sex is 'cause, well, who wouldn't love "aural sex," on a Monday morning?  Doesn't that just make the grind of the work week so much less irritating?  I think so. Do you know the difference between "fan," and "fanatic?"  Well, according to my Mac dictionary, "fan" is someone with a strong interest in or admiration for something; "fanatic" is someone with an obsessive interest or enthusiasm for something.  Which would you consider yourself?  Do you primarily listen to music you know; stuff you know you like already?  Or do you often find yourself venturing outside of your comfort zone to discover new and exciting stuff? I say, life's just too damn short to sit around listening to couch music. I say, be adventurous.  Be adamantly curious; insatiably hungry, because there's a LOT of really great music out there that'll probably never be heard by the mainstream or granted the respect and attention it deserves.  So, without any further ado, enjoy the very first installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
 
01 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
02 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust)
03 Doormouse - Toxic Jungle (from Mama Didn't Raise No Fool EP)
04 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery)
05 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn to the Morning Star (from Of Natural History)
06 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity Opens the Discussion (from Of Natural History)
07 Louis Prima - Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody (from Collector's Series)
08 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch)
09 Mudvayne - Poop Loser (from The Beginning Of All Things To End)
10 Jeff And Mychael Danna - The Blood Of Cuchulainn (from The Boondock Saints)
11 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element)
12 In Flames - Alias (from A Sense Of Purpose)
13 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party)
14 Matthew Good Band - The Rat Who Would Be King (from The Audio Of Being)
15 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz)
16 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties compilation)
17 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare)
18 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
19 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room)
20 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets)
21 Henry Rollins - Stalingrad (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
22 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits)
23 Spike Jonze - Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? (from Spike Jonze Greatest Hits)
24 P.T. Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (demo) (from P.T. Grimm New Demos)

2022-07-04 (Fuçk the Fourth Edition)

*fucking sigh* Well, here we are again: July the stupid fucking 4th. Speaking of which, emo-fuckin’-clew to the Fuck the Fourth Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Anyway, yeah, July 4th. Anytime I see anyone unironically celebrating this moronic fucking holiday, I just cannot. Do you fucking nitwits somehow not realize this holiday is about a bunch of wealthy slaveowners declaring themselves free? Not to mention after their ancestors and they slaughtered, raped and/or exiled Native Americans as well? Oh, I’m sure there are a great many notable nuances that I’m dubiously omitting, but it’s whatever. As if you’d ever hear any of the words spilling from my face chasm anyway. If it’s my fate to perpetually preach to the choir, so be it, I guess.
 
Obviously, this “holiday,” brings up a lot of venom in me. I look at this miserable fucking country celebrating its freedom, and I’m hopelessly perplexed, because the vast majority of us only know freedom for its most brutally indifferent aspects. First of all, no freedom exists without some degree of responsibility, without even just some minuscule consequence; there is no absolute freedom except death, and even that’s arguable. The myriad cadres of pitifully transparent nincompoops who delusionally proclaim freedom divorced of responsibility, especially freedom of speech, they’ll 180 on a dime to claim victimhood should they ever be “censored,” and especially to censor whatever speech they dislike. Remember, the so-called thought leaders engaging in that foofaraw are only in it to siphon money from the troglodytic nimrods who drink their Kool-Aid to own the libs, or whatever other astoundingly idiotic reason they might conjure up.
 
Let me be perfectly clear, however, I don’t condemn the gullible, uneducated rubes who waded a little ways into the skeptic pool only to get pulled under by their whirlpools of bullshit. We’re all desperate for truth in a pea soup, palpable fucking haze and maddening cacophony of distractions and outright fuckin’ lies. I don’t blame anyone of good faith, compassion and empathy for being misled, especially considering the deliberately piss poor state of public education. I take no pleasure in insulting them, but so long as they conduct themselves as enemies of progress, obstructing the paths to better lives we could be building together, I just don’t have the patience to attempt communication with them. It’s exceptionally difficult to create with those who seek to destroy, especially when the time we have left in which this planet is still fucking habitable is so goddamn, fucking limited. Like, get the motherfuck out of the mother-cunting way so that we can all just exist on this dirtball spinning through this indifferent universe. Obviously, it’s more complex an issue than that, but it’s whatever.
 
If I ever actually changed anyone’s mind with rants like these, I’d be fucking astonished. I just want to say fuck the fourth primarily because this is a country of brazenly shameless hypocrisy, callously broken promises of meritocracy, utterly psychotic and suicidal greed, corruption, religious mania, blind devotion to the pursuit of power simply for superiority instead of benevolence and charity, and myriad additional maladies. I see patriotism for the country in this condition as handing out participation trophies. Superficial patriotism, mind you. Actual patriotism includes concern and criticism whenever and wherever fair to do so, and all I see is hopeless Stockholm syndrome from those who drape themselves in red, white & blue every year. No thoughtful acknowledgement, no proposed solutions, just pointless fucking nostalgia for ambiguous notions of better times with no recognition of how times got to be so fucking terrible.
 
Either that, or they point their fingers wherever their right-wing overlords suggest they should, without any critical thought about whether or not it’s actually accurate. I’ve been saying for years that the real enemy is above us all; we have so much more in common than ways in which we differ, and difference is one of the most consistently interesting and enriching aspects of life. But no, the simpletons must fear whatever they don’t understand! Anything different is a threat, for some reason! Progress is a zero-sum game, right? Those people can’t have equity or equality, because then you’d be somehow inferior. Fear is the name of the game, and boy is it an effective money vacuum. Land of the free, home of the brave… Fucking pathetic.
 
The extent of the atrocities inflicted upon the global populace under the banner of red, white & blue (and yes, we’re part of that), and then millions of dipshits have the gall to whine about immigrants, as if we have some preposterously misplaced birthright to the land our ancestors stole. I’m not saying every white person needs to pack their shit and move back to Europe (even though that sounds fucking amazing right now); I’m saying that without acknowledgement of our history, our future will just be a hopeless, downward fucking spiral into apathetic and imbecilic oblivion.
 
Any-fucking-way, I’m done. I said all I care to say for now. Many of these tracks will be familiar to y’all if you listen to my other sociopolitically-charged editions. Same with last week’s Confrontation Edition, only a handful of new jams, because the old stuff is still just far too pertinent to exclude. I kind of hate that, to be frank, despite not being Frank, whomever Frank may be. I hate that all these tracks from so many decades past are still pertinent to fights that continue to this fucking day, because all of our lives could be so much better than this. If we could just stop bickering over this, that and the other thing, we might actually be able to get some shit done around here. I genuinely do love this country, and I despise what a handful of maniacally greedy fuckheads have done to it; never mind what they’ll do to it in the near and distant future if we don’t straighten this shit out via the ballot box or the motherfucking guillotine.
 
All that said, yojne yourselves as much as you reasonably can today, and yojne the ever-loving fuck out of this edition as well.
 
 
01 Eminem - White America (from The Eminem Show) [00:04:31]
 
02 Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:09:55]
 
03 Atari Teenage Riot - Get Up While You Can (from The Future Of War) [00:15:05]
 
04 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [00:18:29]
 
05 Team America: World Police - America, FUCK Yeah (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:21:43]
 
06 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:23:46]
 
07 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [00:27:03]
 
08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Granite State) (Remix) (from See The Bars) [00:29:22]
 
09 Anti-Flag - No Allegiance To A Flag (from 20/20 Division) [00:33:54]
 
10 Propagandhi - Stick the Fucking Flag up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch (from How to Clean Everything (Reissue)) [00:35:44]
 
11 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:38:30]
 
12 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & a Thief) [00:43:39]
 
13 Rage Against The Machine - No Shelter (from Guerrilla Radio (Single)) [00:47:06]
 
14 Lowkey - Obama Nation (from Soundtrack to the Struggle…) [00:51:08]
 
15 Pennywise - Land Of The Free? (from Land Of The Free?) [00:54:16]
 
16 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:56:45]
 
17 Immortal Technique - Golpe de Estado (feat. Temperamento Y Veneno) (from The 3rd World) [01:00:11]
 
18 The Score - Revolution (from ATLAS) [01:05:26]
 
19 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Womanarchist (from Womanarchist) [01:09:14]
 
20 La Coka Nostra - I'm An American (feat. B-Real) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [01:12:04]
 
21 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5) [01:16:00]
 
22 Ekoh - Why Aren't You Angry? (from Why Aren’t You Angry?) [01:19:39]
 
23 NOFX - USA-holes (from Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing) [01:23:01]
 
24 Green Day - American Idiot (from American Idiot) [01:25:14]
 
25 Descendents - 'Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [01:28:06]
 
26 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Fall To Dictators) [01:29:55]
 
27 Woody Guthrie - Tear The Fascists Down (from My Dusty Road) [01:36:14]
 
28 Cookie Monsta - Ruff (feat. Tima Dee) (from Circus Three) [01:38:19]
 
29 Annisokay - STFU (from STFU) [01:41:45]
 
30 ZSK - Antifascista (from Herz Für Die Sache) [01:45:13]
 
31 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [01:47:31]
 
32 Doll Skin - Puncha Nazi (from Manic Pixie Dream Girl) [01:50:51]
 
33 Anti-Flag - Racists (from American Fall) [01:52:43]
 
34 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral) [01:56:01]
 
35 Fear Factory - Fear Campaign (from Mechanize) [01:59:55]
 
36 Leonard Cohen - Democracy (Spoken Word Edit) (from... somewhere) [02:04:44]
 
37 KMFDM - Dogma (from XTORT) [02:07:05]
 
38 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Volume 1) [02:11:10]
 
39 Immortal Technique - Civil War (from The Martyr) [02:15:33]
 
40 A Tribe Called Red - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/neonnativez) [02:20:32]
 
41 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:25:30]
 
42 T.S.O.L. - Abolish Government / Silent Majority (from T.S.O.L. / Weathered Statues) [02:28:52]
 
43 Leathermouth - I Am Going To **** The President Of The United States Of America (from XO) [02:30:50]
 
44 The Casualties - 1312 (from Written in Blood) [02:33:45]
 
45 Propagandhi - Fuck the Border (from Today’s Empires, Tomorrow’s Ashes) [02:36:02]
 
46 Lowkey - Long Live Palestine (from Soundtrack to the Struggle…) [02:37:31]
 
47 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [02:41:37]
 
48 Garfunkel and Oates - Save the Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [02:46:02]
 
49 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [02:48:43]
 
50 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [02:51:35]
 
51 Immortal Technique - Open Your Eyes (from The 3rd World) [02:57:53]
 
52 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [03:03:07]
 
53 .?. - Sunset (Abused Freedom Clip) (from https://oo111111.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/sunset/) [03:06:44]
 
54 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [03:07:36]
 
55 East Coast Avengers - Lady Liberty (feat. Slaine) (from Prison Planet) [03:11:00]
 
56 No Doubt - Just A Girl (from Tragic Kingdom) [03:15:08]
 
57 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [03:18:30]
 
58 Penelope Scott - American Healthcare (Glitzy) (from Public Void) [03:22:46]
 
59 P!nk - What About Us (from Beautiful Trauma) [03:27:12]
 
60 The Red Paintings - They Don't Care About Us (from They Don’t Care About Us) [03:31:38]
 
61 Death of a Nation - Don't Speak For Me (from Death of a Nation) [03:35:05]
 
62 Prophets Of Rage - Unfuck The World (from Prophets Of Rage) [03:38:04]
 
63 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [03:42:03]
 
64 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [03:49:38]

2022-06-27 (Confrontation Edition)

*sigh* Well, it finally fuckin’ happened, perverts. Roe v. Wade was overturned last Friday morning, and boy, have I got some shit to say about it. First though, emo-fuckin’-clew to the Confrontation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! The name is a reference to both the Otep song, and a specific lyric in it: “They don’t know what they’ve started.” These motherfuckers really have no idea. The Trump supporters who didn’t sign up for fucking theocracy, the 100M+ eligible voters who sat at home on their fucking asses in 2016 and 2020, the shameless partisan hacks installed to the SCOTUS, the feckless fucking dems who twiddled their goddamn thumbs instead of codifying Roe, the soulless corporate shills who represent themselves and their bank accounts above all else, and especially the troglodytic fucking Christian twits who actually wanted this to happen. Y’all really have no fucking idea what you started…
 
It’s difficult to predict what will come of this; there are just so many variables. One thing is for sure though: more suffering. People who were already suffering will suffer even more, and people who weren’t will suffer too, eventually. The red states that have trigger laws banning abortion if Roe got overturned, any and all women in those states are now condemned to either carry pregnancies to term regardless of the circumstance, or death. Yeah, some pregnancies, if carried to term, will kill the mother through no fault of her own. No sympathy for them, apparently. No sympathy for girls and women forced to carry rapists’ babies, no sympathy for the poor who can’t afford children (or more than they already have), this egregious miscarriage of justice will have broad effects beyond its intended targets.
 
Imagine a family with a kid or two who’s suddenly surprised with another pregnancy. Can’t afford it? Too bad. Don’t want it? Well, fuck you. Guess you should’ve used condoms. Well, those might be going away soon too. You know what, though? In spite of all the misery this is likely to cause, I hope it so drastically reduces the birth rate that these fucking imbeciles are dumbstruck as to what’s happening. Then again, maybe de-population is the goal. Who fucking knows with these blithering fucking morons? I do know that both parties of our pitiful duopoly will continue to gleefully fundraise off of this. Anything to keep people afraid and confused, especially of other people, and most of all if they’re working class. Gotta keep the peasants quarreling so they never realize they have more in common than not. What if they organize into even MORE unions and threaten our beloved capitalistic stranglehold on the country? That’d be terrible for business, and we all know that businesses need to grow in perpetuity, even at the expense of habitability on this fucking planet.
 
This edition is dedicated to all of those people. To Nancy Pelosi who read us a poem after feigning shock over the SCOTUS’s decision, despite just having campaigned for an anti-choice incumbent democrat in Texas. To all the fucking idiots singing God Bless America in response to this. To all the miserable, delusional sacks of elephant excrement who are celebrating this and/or mocking those who are rightfully upset about it. That includes Phil fucking Labonte of All That Remains, as much as it breaks my heart. This fucking turd tweeted “hoes gonna be mad,” in response to this. My fucking god, perverts, I absolutely loved All That Remains. I had profound respect for all of their obvious talent, not least of which being Phil’s astounding range as a vocalist. Now? Fuck him. You have a considerably large platform being a singer in a pretty successful metal band, and what do you choose to do with it? “Hoes gonna be mad…” Fuck you, you heartless prick. I hope I get to see how this decision fucks with your life, because I can almost guarantee that it will along with countless others who made similarly idiotic statements.
 
Anyway, this edition is about more than just Roe. This is everything from climate change, police brutality, political corruption, exacerbated inequity, despairing poverty, gun violence that nobody seems to be willing to do much of anything about, LGBTQIA+ rights, encroaching fucking fascism, religious zealotry, et-fucking-cetera. There is one shamelessly hopeful song, however. Alllll the way at the end, and it’s about unions. Unions are one of the only ways we’re going to get anything fucking done around here so long as we have corrupt little puppets gumming up the works in D.C., blissfully doing the bidding of their corporate overlords. Most of these tracks should be familiar to you if you’re a regular listener as most of them were pulled from past editions, but there’s a handful of new tracks as well. Apologies if it seems lazy or unoriginal, but this is pretty much all I’ve been able to think about this weekend. I’ve been infuriated, terrified and deeply depressed about all this, and I would feel disingenuous releasing a podcast about anything else.
 
What’s even worse though is that they’re most likely going to strip even more rights away from people in the coming months and/or years, unless some sort of downright miraculous level of protesting occurs. This is our new fucking reality so long as we collectively accept it. Solidarity has seldom or never been more absolutely crucial than in these darkest of times. We’re being disposed of en masse by a preposterously powerful minority, and I despise the indoctrination we’ve all endured - both implicit and explicit - regarding the hyper-individualistic nature of this so-called society by which capitalists thrive, and we barely survive, if we’re lucky. We, the working class, are mere playthings to the wealthy. The ruling class keep pissing on us, and millions of people are bamboozled into believing it’s just fucking raining. Those people live under the hopeless delusion that they’re temporarily inconvenienced millionaires… Man, I don’t envy at all the rude awakening before the vast majority of them.
 
Lastly, because I really must stop fuckin’ rambling at some point, I know a number of these tracks have violent lyrics, and I really just don’t care. Violence is being inflicted upon countless people every day in the forms of starvation, homelessness, drug addiction, and now, the outlawing of abortion in half the country. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m tired of all this needless fucking suffering. We only keep enduring this because there aren’t enough people willing to object, and dammit, the reptilian brains in everyone can so easily go to violence when adequately provoked. I’m not advocating for any violence in particular, of course, but I certainly wouldn’t be sad witnessing great misfortune in the lives of those who torture us daily with their greed and inaction. Also, I love how I wrapped this intro up, started cutting tracks, and then came back to write an additional two long-ass paragraphs. I’m fuckin’ unbearable, perverts. How does anyone bear me, hmm? Fuckin’ roar.
 
Any-fuckin’-way, all that said, put your fucking fists in the air, march with your brothers and sisters, support those most affected by this however you can, and of course, fucking yojne.
 
 
01 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [00:05:17]
 
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Delete Yourself!) [00:08:28]
 
03 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:12:04]
 
04 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (from This Means War) [00:16:05]
 
05 KOU, SYN - RIOT (from RIOT) [00:20:16]
 
06 Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (feat. Immortal Technique & Vernon Reid) (from W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)) [00:24:18]
 
07 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:28:43]
 
08 Kayzo - Battle Drums (feat. Atreyu) (from Battle Drums) [00:34:40]
 
09 Immortal Technique - Rich Mans World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:38:08]
 
10 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [00:42:47]
 
11 Refused - Economy Of Death (from Economy Of Death) [00:46:49]
 
12 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:50:43]
 
13 FEVER 333 - … (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [00:53:42]
 
14 FEVER 333 - WRONG GENERATION (from WRONG GENERATION) [00:54:45]
 
15 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:57:06]
 
16 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [01:01:59]
 
17 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from A City Dressed In Dynamite) [01:05:27]
 
18 Knife Party - Bonfire (from Rage Valley) [01:08:49]
 
19 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:13:17]
 
20 Mr. Bungle - USA (from USA) [01:18:14]
 
21 Death Tour - P.I.S.S./U.S. (from P.I.S.S./U.S.) [01:20:46]
 
22 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution) [01:21:48]
 
23 Afu-Ra - Reign on Me (feat. Mann) (from Reign on Me) [01:25:03]
 
24 Tom Morello, Shea Diamond, Dan Reynolds & The Bloody Beetroots - Stand Up (from Stand Up) [01:28:35]
 
25 Black Flag - Rise Above (from Damaged) [01:31:44]
 
26 Rage Against The Machine - Township Rebellion (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:34:07]
 
27 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [01:39:29]
 
28 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:43:57]
 
29 Atari Teenage Riot - Revolution Action (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [01:47:53]
 
30 Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:52:02]
 
31 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [01:57:35]
 
32 Whyt Rbbt - Revolution (feat. An-Ten-Nae & ERIEL INDIGO) (from Revolution) [02:02:38]
 
33 The Exploited - Fuck The System (from Fuck the System) [02:06:21]
 
34 Hallucinator - Raise Your Middle Finger (feat. Isacco Pattini) (from Fuck The System EP) [02:10:35]
 
35 Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000) (from Obsolete) [02:14:58]
 
36 Body Count - Point the Finger (feat. Riley Gale) (from Carnivore) [02:20:40]
 
37 Death Tour - Pigs (Nazi Cops) (from Blood Pact) [02:23:17]
 
38 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [02:25:23]
 
39 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [02:28:54]
 
40 Push Push, Pussy Riot - ACAB (from ACAB) [02:33:50]
 
41 Death of a Nation - Metaphors For Murderers (from Death of a Nation) [02:36:47]
 
42 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:43:02]
 
43 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [02:49:08]
 
44 Excision - Fight Through The Pain (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [02:53:01]
 
45 FEVER 333 - U WANTED A FIGHT (from WRONG GENERATION) [02:57:10]
 
46 Hatebreed - Seven Enemies (from The Concrete Confessional) [02:59:21]
 
47 Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist (from Less Talk, More Rock) [03:01:24]
 
48 Bring Me The Horizon - Obey (feat. YUNGBLUD) (from Obey (feat. YUNGBLUD)) [03:02:33]
 
49 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/ In God We Trust Inc.) [03:06:13]
 
50 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [03:08:06]
 
51 Otep - Molotov (from KULT 45) [03:11:18]
 
52 FEVER 333 - Trigger (from Trigger) [03:14:35]
 
53 grandson - Stick Up (from a modern tragedy vol. 1) [03:17:17]
 
54 Death - Politicians In My Eyes (from …For The Whole World To See) [03:20:57]
 
55 R.A. The Rugged Man, Immortal Technique - Who Do We Trust? (from All My Heroes Are Dead) [03:26:40]
 
56 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing on the Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [03:30:33]
 
57 Prophets Of Rage - The Party's Over (from The Party’s Over) [03:38:33]
 
58 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [03:42:01]
 
59 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from Sicko OST) [03:44:46]
 
60 A Perfect Circle - The Doomed (from The Doomed) [03:47:46]
 
61 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [03:52:25]
 
62 Equilibrium - Final Tear (from Renegades) [03:56:13]
 
63 Atreyu - Save Us (from Baptize) [04:00:37]
 
64 Prophets Of Rage - Strength In Numbers (from Prophets Of Rage) [04:02:55]
 
65 The Nightwatchman - Solidarity Forever (from Union Town) [04:05:59]

2022-06-20 (All-Star Series: Ferry Corsten Edition)

What the fuck is up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Ferry Corsten Edition! “Ferry who?” To which I say, get out of my fuckin’ house. Ferry Corsten is a legendary Dutch DJ/EDM artist - primarily focused on trance, but he’s flirted with a bunch of different styles over the years - with over 25 years worth of releases, 33 known aliases, 35 side projects, a phenomenal encyclopedia of mixes, remixes, albums, remix albums, EPs, singles, compilations, even a movie soundtrack and his own record label. Even having been a fan of his for over 2 decades now, I was astonished to see how much else I didn’t know about in putting this edition together. Honestly though, you’d probably have to be obsessed with the dude to keep track of all his releases. Seriously, check him out on Wikipedia, it’s fuckin’ bananas.
 
Anyway, I think this is the first DJ/EDM artist in the All-Star Series (or ASS, because of course) with the exception of The Prodigy and Infected Mushroom. I didn’t explicitly label the Infected Mushroom one as ASS, but it most definitely is an ASS edition. But yeah, those are groups, and Ferry’s mostly a solo artist. I will say though that Veracocha had some excellent potential. Veracocha is a group made up of Ferry Corsten and Vincent De Moor, and to the best of my knowledge, they’ve only ever released 2 tracks: Drafting and Carte Blanche. Drafting’s okay, but Carte Blanche? Holy hell, I still rock the fuck out of that jam 20 years later. Definitely have that one to look forward to in the near future if you keep listening. In fact, I’m pretty sure that song was my introduction to Ferry in the first place, a few years prior to his releasing anything under the name Ferry Corsten. That’s actually kinda wild to me; I don’t know how I got so lucky to have had his music in my life for so long, but it’s been the soundtrack to some of my favorite moments in life.
 
One was the song We Belong which I used for a slideshow of Sunny and Gacy after they were reuinted. Another was at a show of his in ’04 or ’06 in NYC. I danced all fuckin’ night ’til the very last song slowed to a halt, and if I recall correctly, that song was Carte Blanche. I think the show wrapped around 5 or something. Fuck, I miss dancing all night like that so much, perverts. Anyway, aside from all that, there was this girl in the crowd who was so beautifully enveloped in her own world as she sang the lyrics to Ferry Corsten’s song (appropriately titled) “Beautiful.” I don’t know exactly what it is, I just love to see people lost in their own little worlds, just lettin’ the music flow through them like that. Yet another of my favorite moments was seeing Ferry with my friend Shy, although I really wish we were there under better circumstances. We had to leave early, the club had a rigid dress code (thus forcing me to wear fuckin’ dress shoes), the drinks were expensive as 10 fucks in a glass made for 1, and just… yeah, wish it’d been better circumstances. Yet another of my favorite moments involving a Ferry Corsten song is when I used a clip of “Forever,” for a mock radio ad I did in college. It’s just a silly ad for a fictional local club, but it sounds legit as fuck, and it’s one of the best things I did in my years there, AND it was during the very first month.
 
I’ll also mention that every time I’ve seen Ferry, there’s been ample room to dance. Can’t fuckin’ say that about fuckin’ Tiësto, lemme tell ya. Gouryella be damned, I love the music, but Tiësto’s crowds get crammed in like fuckin’ sardines. B-to-tha-T-to-tha-muthafuckin’-Dubs, Gouryella is the group Ferry formed with Tiësto, just in case y’all missed that memo. Speaking of all that, perhaps I should say a bit about the actual music, hmm? So, considering this motherfucker’s massive fuckin’ catalog, I may very well do a second volume for him at some point in the future. There’s just so fuckin’ much, perverts, I already put myself waaaay behind the comfortable production schedule I’d carved out for myself with the last two editions. Rest fuckin’ assured, however, these are some of my all-time favorite tracks spanning his entire career. I can’t fuckin’ count the number of times I blasted his remix of Oceanlab’s “Clear Blue Water” while driving through the night with all the windows down. Never even fuckin’ mind the Ferry’s Flashover mix of “Fire…” Holy shit on an Egyptian frog, I’ve danced my ass off to that jam.
 
Right of Way is his first album, and there are lots of great tracks on there, but L.E.F. is the album that really caught my attention. Just banger after banger after fuckin’ banger. The title track is lava as fuck, too. I’d also pick Junk over Punk any day, just ‘cause the hip-hop vocals make it so much hotter. Nothin’ wrong with Punk (which is one of his first and most well-known singles), that’s just how I feel. Also, the track “Whatever!” actually has some sociopolitical commentary, which is quite a rarity in trance music; EDM in general, honestly. As if all that wasn’t enough, Ferry’s concept album called Blueprint… Y’all, I was brought to tears, multiple times, actually. Specifically, Piece of You and Wherever You Are. Those tracks are dropkicks to the heart for me, and I feel so fortunate to be so affected by the wiggly air in them. That album is so awesome, Ferry released four fuckin’ versions of it: 1 with narration, 1 without, 1 with all extended mixes, and 1 with a bunch of remixes of the original tracks. Perverts, I cannot emphatically recommend enough the album Blueprint. That is, if you’re still capable of emotion. If not, I have no idea why you’re even listening to this, or to music in general.
 
So, all that said, and I’m sure I’ll have more to say whenever I make the second volume of his stuff, and I’ll most definitely be making ASS editions for BT, Venetian Snares, Otto, Doormouse, et-fuckin’-cetera. So, all THAT said, I believe it is now time for the -ment of yojne.
 
 
01 Veracocha - Carte Blanche (Original Mix) (from Carte Blanche) [00:04:17]
 
02 Ferry Corsten - Are You Ready (from L.E.F.) [00:11:16]
 
03 Ferry Corsten - Star Traveller (Hydroid vs Zehavi & Rand Remix) (from Right Of Way (Deluxe Edition)) [00:16:54]
 
04 Ferry Corsten - Fire (feat. Simon Lebon) (Ferry's Flashover Extended Mix) (from Fire) [00:24:10]
 
05 Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Sirens Of The Sea Remixed) [00:31:30]
 
06 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (feat. Maria Nayler) (Extended Mix) (from We Belong) [00:38:42]
 
07 Ferry Corsten - Reborn (from Hello World) [00:46:38]
 
08 Ferry Corsten - Junk (feat. Guru) (Flashover Remix) (from Junk) [00:50:12]
 
09 Ferry Corsten - For Your Mind (Extended Mix) (from For Your Mind) [00:57:08]
 
10 Ferry Corsten - Check It Out (Extended Mix) (from Check It Out) [01:03:39]
 
11 Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Ferry Corsten Extended Remix) (from Bring The Noise Remix) [01:10:26]
 
12 Ferry Corsten - Reception (from Blueprint) [01:16:00]
 
13 Ferry Corsten - Blueprint (from Blueprint) [01:18:23]
 
14 System F, Cosmic Gate - The Blue Theme (Ferry Corsten Fix) (from The Blue Theme (Ferry Corsten Fix)) [01:23:43]
 
15 Ferry Corsten - L.E.F. (from L.E.F.) [01:31:07]
 
16 Ferry Corsten - WKND (from WKND) [01:34:22]
 
17 Ferry Corsten - Whatever! (Extended Mix) (from Whatever!) [01:39:34]
 
18 Ferry Corsten - Feel You (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [01:46:05]
 
19 Ferry Corsten - In Your Eyes (feat. JES) (from WKND) [01:51:15]
 
20 Ferry Corsten - Your Face (Duncan La Barre Rendition) (from Blueprint Remixed) [01:56:18]
 
21 Ferry Corsten - Sublime (from Right Of Way (Deluxe Edition)) [01:59:34]
 
22 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Seven Lions Remix) (from Beautiful) [02:07:02]
 
23 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [02:12:58]
 
24 Ferry Corsten - Waiting (feat. Niels Geusebroek) (DIM3NSION Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:18:38]
 
25 FERR - And Then You Came (feat. Maria Marcus) (from As Above So Below (Deluxe Version)) [02:22:06]
 
26 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (Extended Mix) (from Watch Out) [02:26:42]
 
27 Ferry Corsten - Back To Paradise (feat. Haris) (from Hello World) [02:32:50]
 
28 Ferry Corsten - Here We Are (feat. HALIENE) (Ferry Fix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:35:59]
 
29 Ferry Corsten - Down On Love (from L.E.F.) [02:39:24]
 
30 Ferry Corsten - I Love You (Extended Mix) (from I Love You) [02:44:17]
 
31 Ferry Corsten - Made Of Love (Extended Mix) (from Made Of Love) [02:51:49]
 
32 Ferry Corsten - Trust (Heatbeat Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [03:00:42]
 
33 Ferry Corsten - Shelter Me (Rafael Frost Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [03:04:01]
 
34 Ferry Corsten - Beat As One (feat. Angelika Vee) (from Hello World) [03:08:22]
 
35 Ferry Corsten - Find A Way (from Hello World) [03:11:14]
 
36 Ferry Corsten - Poison (feat. Lovlee) (Extended Mix) (from Poison) [03:15:16]
 
37 Ferry Corsten - Possession (from L.E.F.) [03:22:02]
 
38 Ferry Corsten - Twice In A Blue Moon (DJ Eco Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [03:27:44]
 
39 Ferry Corsten - Our Moon (feat. Lovlee) (Protoculture Extended Remix) (from Our Moon (Protoculture Remix)) [03:35:29]
 
40 Ferry Corsten - Gabriella's Sky (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [03:42:47]
 
41 Purple Stories - Path to Nowhere (Ferry Corsten Edit) (from Once Upon a Night, Vol. 3 (Spotify Exclusive Edition)) [03:49:50]
 
42 Ferry Corsten - Into The Dark (feat. Howard Jones) (Ferry Extended Fix) (from Into The Dark) [03:54:46]
 
43 Ferry Corsten - It's Time (Extended Vocal Mix) (from It’s Time) [04:02:50]
 
44 Ferry Corsten - Let You Go (feat. Sarah Bettens) (from WKND) [04:09:05]
 
45 Ferry Corsten - Everything Goes (from Everything Goes) [04:12:25]
 
46 Ferry Corsten - Lonely Inside (Ferry Fix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:15:37]
 
47 Eon - Pocket Damage (Extended Mix) (from Pocket Damage) [04:18:46]
 
48 Ferry Corsten, Morgan Page - Wounded (feat. Cara Melín) (from Wounded) [04:26:16]
 
49 Ferry Corsten, Markus Schulz - Stella (from Once Upon a Night, Vol. 3 (Spotify Exclusive Edition)) [04:29:22]
 
50 Ferry Corsten - Forever (from L.E.F.) [04:36:31]
 
51 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (feat. Maria Nayler) (Lange Remix) (from Twice In A Blue Moon (Remixed)) [04:39:51]
 
52 Ferry Corsten - Piece Of You (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [04:46:15]
 
53 DT8 Project - Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix)) [04:50:40]
 
54 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:54:21]
 
55 Ferry Corsten - Back To Paradise (feat. Haris) (Craig Connelly Remix) (from Hello World) [04:58:24]
 
56 Ferry Corsten - Not Alone (feat. Temperheart) (from Hello World) [05:04:52]
 
57 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Extended Mix) (from Beautiful) [05:09:07]
 
58 Ferry Corsten - Another Sunrise (feat. Eric Lumiere & HALIENE) (Elevven Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [05:17:00]