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Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Perverrrrts… Ooo… Ooooo… Boo! Emo-fookin’-clew to the New Spoopity-Doopity-Doo µ(sic) to Screw Sue ’n’ Two Blue Statues To (on Halloween) in ’22 (Phew!) Edition of Monday Morning Aural muthafuckin’ Sex! Yes, that entire asininity is the actual title. What the fuck, it’s muthafuckin’ Halloween, and you got a problem with that? I didn’t fuckin’ think so. As any of you weirdo-ass fucks like me who’ve been following me and my nonsense bullshit horsehocky foofaraw for the past year will know, these absurdly-named editions are just collections of new jams that I found. This one’s super spiffily specialface though, ‘cause it’s muthafuckin’ Halloween! This is the very first of my Halloween editions published precisely on October 31st.
In 10 years (on and off), I never did that shit. I coulda done it in 2016, but I started that lil 3 year hiatus in the summer of that year. I was way, way too mired in my fuckin’ darkness to give a fuck about sharing any music, let alone putting in the work of assembling a podcast. So hey, at least I’m righting that wrong now. By the way, fuck all the people who made that darkness even more profoundly viscous and vast than it already was/is. I hope I live long enough to spit on your graves, but I have far more significant hopes than that. Even as generally hopeless as shit tends to feel in this hideous, late-stage capitalistic hellscape with the looming threat of climate change, I still have hope there’s something better beyond the mountain of shit through which most of us are crawling. Present perspective is nothing if not pathetically limited, and often exacerbated by horrid mutations and distortions from the past, making the future typically seem miserably bleak at best. Or maybe that’s just me because I’m a psycho stupidface doo-doo brain. Ah well.
Have I mentioned that it’s Halloween?! Yes, and we have nearly 5 fuckin’ hours of new fucktacularity ahead of us this week. How-fuckin’-ever, there is a mighty asterisk beside that word, “new…” Ya see, I was selecting tracks all the way up ’til around 5 AM because I decided to stretch the definition of new a little bit. No doubt you astoundingly observant perverts have already noticed that there are quite a number of older songs on this list. Surely to fuck those can’t be new to me, right? Righty-o indeed you are. Those older tracks are either new to my Halloween editions, or new to the podcast entirely, but NOT new to my earballs. My sincerest apologies to either of the 1 or 2 listeners who may now be feeling bitterly deceived, but these older jams were just too fucktacular to exclude.
I should also mention that there’s no fuckin’ way in fuckin’ hell that I could have possibly included everything I would have liked to for this most fucktacular of Halloween editions. Any potentially glaring exclusions were most likely left out only because of the late hour at which this is (as fucking always) being produced, and/or the fact that I saw I had nearly 5 hours and decided to cut myself off. Very fitting for Halloween, ya know? I’ll spare you all (and myself) the usual seemingly endless fuckin’ yammering about this, that and the other track because it’s fuckin’ Halloween, and all these tracks ought to speak plenty well for themselves given that theme.
I will say, however, that whoever cut the tracks for the Mr. Nightmare stories on Spotify did one of the most nauseatingly atrocious editing jobs I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing. I can’t even excuse it by imagining that whoever did it was inexperienced, because even people who are completely new to audio editing would never cut tracks in the middle of words. Absolutely preposterous, especially since all the other aspects of the stories are perfectly fine, even rather well done down to the soundscapes and stingers they use to enhance the stories. Ah fuckin’ well, I fixed it so y’all won’t even notice a thing.
Aside from that, if you actually have any questions about any of the tracks (you won’t), feel free to ask (but again, you won’t). If you encounter a track you don’t like, fuckin’ skip that shit. The only fuckin’ weirdo freak maniac who can actually hang with every single one of these tracks (as far as I know) is me, so skip away, ya silly-ass muthafuckas. Should go without saying, but the more tracks I’ve included by XYZ artist here, the more highly I recommend them to you for further listenage. That is, if you can extract your head from the thrumming soundtrack in your anus long enough to take a suggestion or 40 from yours truly. I know, I know, I’m too fuckin’ much.
Anyway, Happy muthafuckin’ Halloween, and onward to this most gloriously spooptastic yojne!
01 The Bouncing Souls - Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? (from Violent World: A Tribute To The Misfits) [00:03:31]
02 Dead Kennedys - Halloween (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust, Inc.) [00:05:26]
03 Harley Poe - Ima Killer (from Satan, Sex and No Regrets) [00:09:00]
04 Shinra Knives - keep the fuck away from me (from you will never see heaven) [00:12:52]
05 Architects - be very afraid (from the classic symptoms of a broken spirit) [00:16:17]
06 Ghastly - This Song Scares People (from This Song Scares People) [00:20:31]
07 Metallica - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) (Remastered) (from Master Of Puppets (Remastered Deluxe Box Set)) [00:22:30]
08 SWARM - The Nothing (from The Nothing) [00:28:54]
09 Ov Sulfur - Stained In Rot (from Stained In Rot) [00:34:13]
10 BANKS - And I Drove You Crazy (from Goddess (Deluxe)) [00:38:25]
11 Psyclon Nine - Behind A Serrated Grin (from INRI) [00:42:52]
12 Sons of Perdition - The Summoning (from Heathen Hof) [00:47:38]
13 Terra Genesis - Cult of the Damned (from Cult of the Damned) [00:50:22]
14 Eartha Kitt - I Want to Be Evil (from That Bad Eartha) [00:55:11]
15 Iron Maiden - The Evil That Men Do (2015 Remaster) (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (2015 Remaster)) [00:58:39]
16 Metallica - Jump In The Fire (Remastered) (from Kill ‘Em All (Deluxe Remaster)) [01:03:11]
17 SWARM - Take Me to Hell (from Take Me to Hell) [01:07:48]
18 Zardonic - Raise Hell (from Antihero) [01:12:48]
19 Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser (feat. Lemmy) (30th Anniversary Edition) (from No More Tears (30th Anniversary Expanded Edition)) [01:17:23]
20 Figure - The Cenobites (from Monsters 13) [01:22:15]
21 HIGHSOCIETY - Burn (feat. Craig Mabbitt of Escape The Fate) (from Burn (feat. Craig Mabbitt of Escape The Fate)) [01:25:37]
22 Graeme Revell - Inferno (from The Crow Original Score) [01:28:53]
23 Mr. Nightmare - 8 True Halloween Horror Stories (Pts. 3 & 4) (from 8 True Halloween Horror Stories) [01:33:53]
24 Zeds Dead - Fugue in D minor (from Spotify Singles) [01:37:12]
25 KoRn - My Gift to You (from Follow The Leader) [01:41:50]
26 Shinra Knives - Girl Missing (from Girl Missing) [01:48:56]
27 Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt (from Tomb Of The Mutilated) [01:53:08]
28 Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise (from The Greatest Show Unearthed) [01:57:21]
29 The Horrors - Against The Blade (from Against The Blade) [02:00:14]
30 Tokyo Machine - SLASH (from SLASH) [02:03:32]
31 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [02:07:38]
32 Sons of Perdition - Hallowed Blood from Hollow Beasts (from Heathen Hof) [02:10:53]
33 $uicideboy$ - Fuck Boy Blood Bath (from YUNGDEATHLILLIFE) [02:15:24]
34 Nighted - Bleed (from Absence) [02:17:22]
35 Dog Fashion Disco - Covered in Blood (from Ad Nauseam) [02:24:52]
36 Sons of Perdition - Cold Blood Congealing in a Dead Sparrow's Heart (from Heathen Hof) [02:29:25]
37 KoRn - Kill You (from Life Is Peachy) [02:31:36]
38 Clark - Strangled To Death In A Public Toilet (from The Last Panthers) [02:36:35]
39 Lorna Shore - Cursed to Die (from Pain Remains) [02:39:48]
40 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate) [02:44:25]
41 Drumcorps - Dead to Me (from For the Living) [02:46:21]
42 iamjakehill, Josh A - Back From the Dead (from Back From the Dead) [02:50:28]
43 Acid Bath - New Death Sensation (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics) [02:52:45]
44 Dog Fashion Disco - A Corpse Is a Corpse (from Erotic Massage) [02:59:15]
45 The Berzerker - Massacre (from The Berzerker) [03:04:05]
46 KoRn - Dead Bodies Everywhere (from Follow The Leader) [03:07:32]
47 Derek Fiechter, Brandon Fiechter - Pumpkin Carnival (from Pumpkin Carnival) [03:12:17]
48 Mr. Nightmare - Trick-or-Treating Horror Stories (Pts. 3 & 4) (from 3 True Trick-or-Treating Horror Stories) [03:15:55]
49 Type O Negative - Haunted (from October Rust) [03:20:34]
50 Metallica - All Nightmare Long (from Death Magnetic) [03:30:42]
51 Paul Wiley - Terrifier 2022 (from Terrifier 2 OST) [03:38:36]
52 Figure, Contakt - Camp Terror (from Monsters 13) [03:40:44]
53 Ozzy Osbourne - Shot in the Dark (from The Ultimate Sin) [03:44:03]
54 Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark (2015 Remaster) (from Fear of the Dark (2015 Remaster)) [03:48:11]
55 Allen Mock, Chow Chow - Phantom (Haunted Version) (feat. Tokyo's Revenge) (from Phantom (Haunted Version) (feat. Tokyo's Revenge)) [03:55:22]
56 Metallica - Phantom Lord (Remastered) (from Kill ‘Em All (Deluxe Remaster)) [03:58:00]
57 Sons of Perdition - The Shadow of the Undertaker (from The Dissolution Orphans) [04:02:57]
58 SIPPY - Ghosts (from Ghosts) [04:06:25]
59 Shinra Knives - spook knowledge (from you will never see heaven) [04:08:43]
60 Metallica - Of Wolf And Man (from Metallica) [04:10:45]
61 Nita Strauss - The Wolf You Feed (feat. Alissa White-Gluz) (from The Wolf You Feed (feat. Alissa White-Gluz)) [04:14:59]
62 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [04:18:51]
63 Polkadot Cadaver - Bloodsucker (from Sex Offender) [04:23:37]
64 Basil Rathbone - The Raven (from Basil Rathbone & Vincent Price Read Edgar Allan Poe Stories & Poems) [04:27:34]
65 Lorna Shore - ...And I Return to Nothingness (from ...And I Return to Nothingness - EP) [04:35:51]
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Mwahahaha! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the inaugural Horrorcore Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! That’s right, the very first of its name, although the Psychopathic Family editions I’ve done in years previous were certainly crammed to the fuckin’ brim with horrorcore shit. Mind you, there were also a bunch of rock & metal tracks, more political hip-hop, stuff that’s significantly outside the defining characteristics of the horrorcore genre. So, what the everloving fuck is horrorcore, you might ask? Well, it’s hip-hop (or rap, depending who you’re talking to) that has some sort of horror element to it. Thus, you can have artists who don’t brand themselves explicitly as horrorcore who sometimes make horrorcore tracks. You also have horrorcore artists who don’t conform to that genre’s definition 100% of the time because, well, artists are allowed to evolve and experiment. If you disagree, that’s fine; you have every right to be a myopic, boring-ass fuckin’ imbecile. I don’t think the ILL Bill track I included is 100% horrorcore either, but it’s close enough because it’s absolute lava, and it features Max Cavalera & Immortal Technique, so…
So, I looked up horrorcore on Wikipedia for the first time ever, and I found a number of artists referenced about whom I’d never even heard. I knew about Insane Poetry & Brotha Lynch Hung, but I had no idea that they were pioneers in the genre. Esham, of course, Gravediggaz, I knew them fairly well. Never heard of Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde outside of the novel, movie, musical, etc. Never heard of Ganksta Nip either, and I’d never considered that Geto Boys had actually done a bit of pioneering for horrorcore as well. I knew that ICP covered their epic track, Assassins, and we’ll be hearing the two versions back to back a little later on. All in all, this edition was really fun and enlightening to put together. Also, I ought to mention that it seems quite a number of people on Spotify think of Ghostemane and artists similar to him as horrorcore… Not so sure about that, but I’m not against it either, so I threw in a number of tracks in that style. Neo-horrorcore, maybe? I don’t fuckin’ know. Genres can certainly evolve along with the artists who catalyze it with their experimentation, or it could simply be a more passive, collective redefinition that happens over whatever amount of time.
I was initially dismissive of stuff like $uicideboy$ because of the short track lengths and my generally longer attention span, but I’ve found some stuff I like. I used to lament short attention spans more than I do now; I just have much more important shit to lament. I guess that’s growing up, or something. Anyway, as I mentioned earlier about the Psychopathic Family editions, we’ll be hearing a ton of tracks from those. Insane Clown Posse, ICP, they were my introduction to horrorcore back in ’98. My love for them drove me to discover all sorts of awesome shit, so I’m definitely including a bunch of their stuff in here. Same goes for Twiztid, although I wasn’t as into them initially; I’m actually more into them now than ICP, but it’s still all love on both sides for me. Also, I don’t usually include the more popular tracks from artists, but since this is the inaugural Horrorcore Edition, I had to throw in ICP’s epic track, “Chicken Huntin’,” for how massively that one track expanded their fanbase. That’s a bonafide juggalo classic right there, and the skit that precedes it is still funny as fuck.
Anyway, not a whole hell of a lot that’s brand new in this, but this is just the first of hopefully many additional volumes. I will say that there are a number of tracks on here that you can’t find on Spotify, or much of anywhere these days. That definitely goes for the Molly Gruesome jams. Haven’t talked to her in almost 10 years, but I still love and miss her a lot. She was/is really talented, and I hope wherever she is that she’s enjoying her life retired from music. Also, the track by Esham & ICP called Migraine Headache is a bit of a rare one now because the album it’s from isn’t on Spotify. Such a shame ‘cause that track is an absolute head banger, as well one should expect it to be with such a name.
Don’t have a whole fuckin’ ton of other shit to say that needs sayin’ at this point, so without further muthafuckin’ ado, let us commence… ze yojne.
01 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [00:02:42]
02 Molly Gruesome - Kill Bill (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:06:54]
03 Princess Nokia - Welcome to the Circus (from Everything Sucks) [00:09:57]
04 Insane Clown Posse - The Show Must Go On (from Riddle Box) [00:11:47]
05 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin’ (Slaughter House Mix) (from Riddle Box) [00:16:54]
06 The Killjoy Club - Surprize (from Reindeer Games) [00:20:36]
07 Twiztid - Kill Somebody (from The Continuous Evilution of Life's ?’s) [00:25:17]
08 Ho99o9 - BITE MY FACE (FEAT. COREY TAYLOR) (from SKIN) [00:30:37]
09 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [00:33:43]
10 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:36:45]
11 Insane Clown Posse - I Don’t Care (feat. Twiztid) (from The Pendulum) [00:41:08]
12 ILL Bill - War Is My Destiny (feat. Max Cavalera & Immortal Technique) (from The Hour Of Reprisal) [00:44:53]
13 Smallz One - Process of Elimination (from Process of Elimination) [00:47:58]
14 Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:50:22]
15 Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde - Transformation (7" Single Version) (from Profile Singles) [00:53:24]
16 Brotha Lynch Hung - Locc 2 Da Brain (from Season of Da Siccness: The Resurrection) [00:58:05]
17 Princess Nokia - Crazy House (from Everything Sucks) [01:03:29]
18 Ganksta Nip - Psycho (from The South Park Psycho) [01:06:17]
19 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [01:10:36]
20 Insane Clown Posse - Scatter Brain (from Eye Of The Storm) [01:15:09]
21 Esham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain) [01:18:13]
22 Kung Fu Vampire - Duality (feat. Twiztid) (from Look Alive) [01:21:10]
23 Gravediggaz - Diary of a Madman (from 6 Feet Deep) [01:25:31]
24 Maggie Lindemann, Siiickbrain - GASLIGHT! (from PARANOIA) [01:30:04]
25 Ashnikko - Halloweenie IV: Innards (from Halloweenie IV: Innards) [01:32:32]
26 7xvn - BOOGEYMAN (from BOOGEYMAN) [01:35:17]
27 Insane Clown Posse - Wretched (from Wretched) [01:38:10]
28 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Pennywise (from Better off Dead) [01:41:31]
29 CORPSE, OmenXIII - POLTERGEIST! (from POLTERGEIST!) [01:44:08]
30 Dark Lotus - Villainous (from The Mud, Water, Air and Blood) [01:45:45]
31 Twiztid - Neon Vamp (feat. Dani Filth) (from Neon Vamp) [01:49:31]
32 Boondox - Monster (from Abaddon) [01:52:38]
33 Lo Key, KruX 1, BatiBatt - GODZILLA (from GODZILLA) [01:56:20]
34 G-Mo Skee - Bring Em to Life (from Bring Em to Life) [01:59:48]
35 Lucifena - Luci In The Sky (from Intoxicated / Luci In The Sky) [02:02:34]
36 Twiztid - In Hell (from The Darkness) [02:05:15]
37 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Blaze Up (from Clockwork Gray) [02:09:46]
38 Dark Lotus - Hallucinations (Bonus Track) (from The Opaque Brotherhood) [02:12:39]
39 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [02:15:51]
40 PRINCESSBRI - Fucked Up! (from Little Baby Bitch) [02:17:18]
41 Dark Lotus - Hurt Myself (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Original Version)) [02:21:45]
42 Zhariah - Metal, Whips, & Chains (feat. Breezy Supreme) (from Metal, Whips, & Chains) [02:24:36]
43 Twiztid - Barely Surviving (Ride or Die) (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [02:29:29]
44 Insane Clown Posse - Fuck The World (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [02:33:55]
45 IC3PEAK - This World Is Sick (from This World Is Sick) [02:37:38]
46 Madd Maxxx - Decline of Mankind (from Sick Hop) [02:39:26]
47 Dark Lotus - Keep Up (from The Opaque Brotherhood) [02:44:02]
48 Inner City Posse - Ghetto Zone (from Dog Beats) [02:48:01]
49 DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - A Nightmare on My Street (from He’s The DJ, I’m The Rapper) [02:53:59]
50 Kung Fu Vampire - Nightmare Walkin' (feat. Bunny Chiba) (from Love Bites) [02:58:40]
51 Insane Clown Posse - Out (from The Terror Wheel) [03:02:09]
52 Malaria, DurtE, Playboy The Beast - Vocal Distortion (from Virunet) [03:06:34]
53 The Flatlinerz - Live Evil (from U.S.A.) [03:11:05]
54 OmenXIII - LIVE FAST DIE SLOW (feat. Travis Barker) (from LIVE FAST DIE SLOW (feat. Travis Barker)) [03:14:51]
55 Oh! the Horror, Blaze Ya Dead Homie - D.R.E.A.M.) [03:17:07]
56 Boondox - Death of a Hater (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Krimson Creek) [03:19:48]
57 Insane Clown Posse - Dead Body Man (from Riddle Box) [03:25:21]
58 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (Uncensored) (from Mostasteless) [03:29:35]
59 The Dayton Family - Kill (from Charges of Indictment) [03:33:32]
60 Anybody Killa - Kill Me (from Hatchet Warrior) [03:36:59]
61 Smallz One - Kill Or Be Killed (feat. Scum) (from The Diary of A Black Widow) [03:39:12]
62 Insane Clown Posse - Piggy Pie (Old School) (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [03:41:52]
63 Geto Boys - Assassins (from Making Trouble) [03:46:15]
64 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [03:46:15]
65 Esham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance) [03:55:42]
66 Brotha Lynch Hung - Stabbed (feat. Tech N9ne & Hopsin) (from Mannibalector) [03:59:07]
67 Hopsin - Rip Your Heart Out (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Knock Madness) [04:03:09]
68 clipping. - Body & Blood (from CLPPNG) [04:06:58]
69 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless) [04:11:26]
70 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster) [04:14:43]
71 The Dayton Family - Murder City (from Charges of Indictment) [04:20:21]
72 Insane Poetry - 12 Strokes To Midnight (from History: Rare & Unreleased) [04:23:35]
73 Insane Clown Posse - Night Of The Axe (from Carnival of Carnage) [04:27:42]
74 Insane Clown Posse - The Night Of The 44 (from The Wraith: Hell's Pit) [04:32:42]
75 Mars - Creatures of the Night (feat. Tech N9ne & Twiztid) (from Creatures of the Night (feat. Tech N9ne & Twiztid)) [04:35:42]
76 Scythe Gang 666 - AK-47 (from AK-47) [04:39:37]
77 The Underground Avengers - Exit Wounds (feat. Ajax, F-Dux, GrewSum, Jason Porter, Kidcrusher, Kung Fu Vampire, Liquid Assassin, Mars, Psycho Jesus, Ronnie Blaze, Scum, Sutter Kain, The R.O.C. & Whitney Peyton) (from Apollyon Edition) [04:41:51]
78 Project Born - The Graveyard (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Born Dead) [04:50:46]
79 Dark Lotus - Graverobbers (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 2) [04:56:51]
80 Ghostemane, Parv0 - I duckinf hatw you (from HUMAN ERR0R) [05:00:58]
81 Twiztid - 4get U (feat. Ekoh & Young Wicked) (from 4get U) [05:02:55]
82 $uicideboy$, Denzel Curry - Ultimate $Uicide (from Eternal Grey) [05:07:29]
83 Torchfvce, Ghostemane - Suicidal Disciples (from Undergrounds Most Hated) [05:10:17]
84 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Suicidal Thoughts (from Better Off Dead) [05:14:53]
85 Molly Gruesome - I'm A Ghost (from Spitfire) [05:17:51]
86 Alla Xul Elu - L.I.F.E. (from Mauxuleum) [05:21:29]
87 Dopesic - Dark Waves (from Dark Matter) [05:24:25]
88 Parv0, Ghostemane, Zubin - Broken (from S.W.I.M.) [05:26:23]
89 CHVSE - Blackout (from Blackout) [05:29:08]
90 The Flatlinerz - Channel 666 (from 666ix: Chapter 3) [05:32:47]
91 Charlie Day - Dayman (from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) [05:33:22]
Monday Oct 17, 2022
Monday Oct 17, 2022
Hhhhow the stuff go things and fuck, motherfuckers? Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the Lo-Fi Beats To Which One May Spoop & Devour Souls Edition. You may notice that I didn’t end the name with the typical “to,” preposition. Yeah, it’s a pretty common thing to see these days, and I’m not a huge fan of it, but I also can’t be bothered to do much about it. Thus, all 5 or 6 previous Lo-Fi editions of mine ended with it. Doesn’t fuckin’ matter except to word nerds like me, but whatever. It’s also my fuckin’ podcast. Sooo, in continuing with the spoopiness of the month, I went out in search of Halloween Lo-Fi. I had no idea how much of it I’d find. Not nearly enough, in my opinion, but definitely way more than I expected.
Also came to the realization that a lot of old Silent Hill soundtrack favorites of mine could neatly fit in this most spoopiest of lo-fi editions here, despite not exactly conforming to all the typical sounds of the genre. Same goes for the fantastic Teargas & Plateglass tracks. That album, Black Triage, that one’s actually on my personal 1,001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die list. Great, great shit right there. Definitely puts you in a dark headspace. A more foreboding one than would be expected from the drudgery of everyday survival, to be sure. It’s more of a headspace from which one could draw inspiration, in my opinion. Also a couple tracks from the lovely Catherine soundtrack. Really need to play more of that fuckin’ game. Shit’s got like 12 fuckin’ endings, and the achievements are kinda brutal, but I’m up for the likely maddening challenge.
All you Office fans ought to keep your ears peeled for Halloween Office Party. A few great samples plugged into that jam. A fuckin’ Massive Attack track from way fuckin’ back. I’ve loved them since the late 90s, I think. Haven’t played much of them lately, but they’ll always have a special place in my cold, black, little heart. Probably ought to do an All-Star Series for Tricky at some point, too. Saaaame goes for Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails. A beautiful cut off his instrumental Ghosts I-IV album, or albums. I wonder if the stems for that album are still lurking out there on the net, ‘cause I’d love to remix them at some point between now and the end of time.
A number of awesome Stranger Things-themed tracks this week as well. I’ve got nothin’ but love for that series. A rare Hocus Pocus track here, too. I have a feeling that might be the only Hocus Pocus lo-fi out there unless one were to scour Soundcloud. Who knows what lurks in that chaotic mire? I’ve found some real great shit there, myself. Also another lo-fi version of Moonlight Sonata here, because why the fuck not. Kind of impossible to get sick of that song, I think. Lastly, I ought to mention that Akira Yamaoka is a huge inspiration to me. Many have been the times that I’ve listened to Silent Hill soundtracks and written my stupid little poetry bullshit. Room of Angel on the Silent Hill 4 soundtrack was one of two tracks that inspired my, “…God, Those Pearly Whites,” piece. The other was a Traci Lords track called Father’s Field that still gives me chills when I listen to it. Anyway, if ever I were to compose music and/or sound effects for a horror game, Akira Yamaoka would certainly be cited as an influence.
All that silly horsehockey out of the way, let’s start this most spoopiest of lo-fi editions with an atmospheric and (frankly) barely lo-fi track from my cousin (not really), 0 0 0 (or Triple-O). Yyyyyojne!
01 0 0 0 - LIMBO (from SACRIFICE) [00:02:26]
02 Akira Yamaoka - Maternal Heart (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [00:05:21]
03 Estugarda, BluntOne - Don't look back (from Lava) [00:08:17]
04 Lofi Munk Music, hackhackhaxk - You're Not Alone (from Spooky Beats) [00:10:21]
05 Akira Yamaoka - Walk on Vanity Ruins (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [00:12:44]
06 sftspkn, Esydia - after hours (from City Nights) [00:15:23]
07 Lazy Vibes - Nightfall (from Nightfall) [00:17:17]
08 In Love With a Ghost - I Was Feeling Down, I Found a Nice Witch and We're Friends (from Healing) [00:20:07]
09 Akira Yamaoka - Dance With Night Wind (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [00:23:55]
10 Turtls - Halloween Office Party (from Lofi Halloween Mix) [00:29:14]
11 lofi.tv, lofi.remixes - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) [lofi vocal remix] (from if Netflix made lofi…) [00:30:38]
12 Howtodie, mariussax - another world (from another world) [00:32:39]
13 Luna Lofi - Silent Hill Theme (Lofi) (from Horror Lofi (Collection I)) [00:34:47]
14 Cornerian Flight Academy - Spooky Lofi (from Ghosty Beats) [00:37:22]
15 Nine Inch Nails - 09 Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [00:39:23]
16 Closed on Sunday - this is halloween ~ the nightmare before christmas lofi (from this is halloween ~ the nightmare before christmas lofi) [00:42:09]
17 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across the Valley (from Black Triage (Bonus Track Version)) [00:43:34]
18 Dosi - Spooky Forest (from Spooky Forest) [00:49:08]
19 Patrick Moon Bird - Moonlight Densetsu (Remix) (from Moonlight Densetsu (Remix)) [00:51:01]
20 Akira Yamaoka - Null Moon (from Silent Hill 2 OST) [00:52:55]
21 LoFiPøwder - Halloween LoFi Nightmares (from Halloween LoFi Nightmares) [00:55:43]
22 Homework Radio - Fear Street (from Fear Street) [00:57:34]
23 Jerry ZZZ - Nightsky (For cats) (from 3 AM) [00:59:58]
24 Turtls - Old Black Magic Lofi (Remix) (from Lofi Halloween Mix) [01:04:35]
25 Luna Lofi - Come, Little Children (Hocus Pocus Lofi) (from Horror Lofi Collection II (Halloween Edition)) [01:06:48]
26 Teargas & Plateglass - L'Hopital de Martyrs (from Black Triage (Bonus Track Version)) [01:09:17]
27 Akira Yamaoka - Into The Depths Of Self Discovery (from Silent Hill 4 -The Room- OST) [01:13:55]
28 Ryuu竜, Sineg - Moonset (from Moonset) [01:16:46]
29 Soulone Beats - Sunset (from Sunset) [01:18:35]
30 Akiarashi - Spirits (from Akiarashi) [01:20:51]
31 Jake Giddens - Follow the Moonlight (from Lofi Halloween) [01:22:48]
32 Masked Man, G o $ h a, Dyylan - forest lamp spirit (from Lo-Fi Essentials Vol. 1) [01:23:53]
33 WYS - The Mansion (from Halloween Night) [01:26:51]
34 DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World (from Endtroducing…..) [01:29:23]
35 Lucie Cravero, Hokø - Ghost Mansion (from Ghost Mansion) [01:34:14]
36 Massive Attack - Weather Storm (from Protection) [01:36:16]
37 OVXX - why do i exist lol (from you’re overthinking it) [01:41:12]
38 eevee - im lost in a world that doesn't exist (from ep unknown) [01:43:59]
39 RdBeats, nevo. - Insomnia (from A Lofi Chill Halloween) [01:46:07]
40 Akira Yamaoka - Nightmarish Waltz (from Silent Hill 4 -The Room- OST) [01:48:12]
41 Devseb - Her Lips, Her Shape, Her Eyes (from About That Night) [01:51:16]
42 Funcc., Hakaisu - By the Wood Fire (from Equanimity 2020) [01:56:02]
43 Emily Ferrell - That One Nostalgic Halloween Night (from Halloween Lofi Mix) [01:57:40]
44 Jake Giddens - Lofi Halloween (from Lofi Halloween) [02:01:07]
45 Purrple Cat - Midnight Snack (from 2 Am. Study Session) [02:02:00]
46 A.T.P. - The Dark Side (from The Upside Down) [02:05:04]
47 sunday together - evening ghost (from evening ghost) [02:07:12]
48 Plastic Patina - Ghosts With Heartbeats (from Ghosts With Heartbeats) [02:09:55]
49 City Girl - Phantom Embrace (from Somnolent Nova) [02:12:40]
50 L'Indécis - Ghostown (from Bombed in the Blunt Shelter) [02:15:55]
51 アトラスサウンドチーム - Silent Sheep (from Catherine & Catherine Full Body Soundtrack Set) [02:18:44]
52 Louie Zong - Ghost Choir (from Ghost Choir) [02:21:06]
53 DJ Shadow - What Does Your Soul Look Like - Pt. 4 (from Endtroducing…..) [02:22:38]
54 lofi.tv, lofi.remixes - Stranger Things Theme (Lofi Version) (from TV Theme Songs (LoFi Vol. 2)) [02:27:37]
55 Jfbm - Eleven (from The Upside Down) [02:29:12]
56 Luna Lofi - American Horror Story Theme (Lofi) (from Horror Lofi (Collection I)) [02:31:18]
57 My Life, Pursuing - Jack-O'-Lanterns (from Halloween) [02:33:42]
58 Emily Ferrell - Witchy (Halloween Lofi Mix) [02:35:52]
59 My Life, Pursuing - Trick Or Treat (from Halloween) [02:37:51]
60 Pauliq - Revenge Is Not My Girlfriend (from Revenge Is Not My Girlfriend) [02:39:55]
61 アトラスサウンドチーム - On the Lamb, Between ♂ and ♀On the Lamb, Between Male and Female (from Catherine & Catherine Full Body Soundtrack Set) [02:43:27]
62 Socrab, 7&Nine - Night Ride (from Night Ride) [02:45:33]
63 steezy prime, Swink - October Nights (from A Lofi Chill Halloween) [02:47:54]
64 A L E X, Kendall Miles, Idealism - Last October (from Hollow Moon) [02:50:02]
65 Lofi Waves - October (from Fall) [02:52:21]
66 w00ds - October (from Fall EP) [02:54:54]
67 sonka - Spirits (from Spirits) [02:57:35]
68 B-Side - When Streets Are Empty (from When Streets Are Empty) [03:00:02]
69 Shierro, Ale Fillman - Trespassing (from Trespassing) [03:02:51]
70 Board-Man - Thriller (from Thriller) [03:05:30]
71 lofi.tv, lofi.remixes - Halloween Main Theme (Lofi Version) (from Halloween Theme Songs (LoFi Vol. 1)) [03:07:47]
72 Calenaur, RetraxBeats - Bloodmoon (from Bloodmoon) [03:10:08]
73 Less Gravity - Still Raining, but More Softly Now (from Part-Time Dreams) [03:12:34]
74 Nicobé - Unsaid (from Eardrops) [03:14:37]
75 Thrupence - How to Be Invisible (from Piano Works) [03:17:49]
76 Melodysheep - A Sound from the Void (from The Music of Sound) [03:20:51]
77 ChilledMage - Moonlight Sonata (LoFi Version) (from Moonlight Sonata (LoFi Version)) [03:23:09]
78 eevee - I wonder if we're dead (from ep seeds) [03:27:23]
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Yoooo, what up the fuck is, motherfuckers and fuckermothers?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to a very special installment of the Vantablack & Neon Edition. That’s right, muthafuckas, I’m talkin’ ‘bout volume six-hundred-sixty-muthafuckin’-six! I mean, not reeeeally. Shit, I haven’t even done 600 fuckin’ editions of this podcast altogether yet. No, no, it’s volume 666 because all of us with functioning genitals and brains are celebrating the muthafuckin’ season of spoop, and who could be fuckin’ spoopier than Satan? He’s pretty much the king of spoop, ya know? Certainly so if you spent most of your life believing the silly bullshit fables of Christianity. Me, I outgrew that a long time ago when I decided to stop feeling guilt for doing shit that felt good. Pretty fuckin’ simple, axe-cially.
But hey, you didn’t press play to hear a fuckhead extraordinaire such as myself yammer on about religion. You came for fucktacular wiggly air, and fucktacular wiggly air we shall yojne soon. For those uninitiated, the Vantablack & Neon editions are made up of goth & industrial shit (veering liberally beyond genre boundaries, I might add), and synthwave/retrowave/bananawave, you know the shit. Think of the intro music to Stranger Things and you basically got the idea of synthwave. Goth is more like darker and slower punk, and good lord are women vocalists better than the men in that genre. Industrial just uses more pulsating drums, more distorted vocals, typically some sort of driving melody. Honestly though, all of these aforementioned genres have their subgenres, and artists are always evolving in unpredictable directions that bend and break the more typical elements of their genres.
Also, I ought to mention that only a handful of these tracks are from older editions. Some are just classic tracks that I felt like throwing in. I’m not 100% sure right now because I’m not yet done cutting tracks, but I’m pretty sure this shit is going to be around 5 ½ hours. What in the ever-loving fuck can I say? I just get carried the fuck away with certain editions, and some of the tracks that fit the Vantablack theme are ones that I’ve been listening to for damn near 30 fuckin’ years. I was kinda raised on the shit, although neither of my parents could ever hang w/ it. There were some good times with my dad at Manson shows in the late 90s, but I can’t with Manson anymore. On a similar note, I was going to include the fantastic track After Dark by Mr.Kitty on this edition, and then I found out what he did. Sooo yeah, can’t be supporting him either now. Look it up if you’re curious.
All that shit done did and fuckin’ said, let us commence this preciously spoopy fuckin’ yojne!
01 Fixions - Yajna (from Requiem for the Serpents World) [00:01:48]
02 Stabbing Westward - Everyday is Halloween (Ministry cover) (from Hallowed Hymns) [00:06:21]
03 Christine - Death On Wheels Part I (from Death On Wheels) [00:10:42]
04 Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (feat. Gibby Haynes) (from Psalm 69) [00:16:00]
05 Raydar - Satan (from Evil Squad) [00:20:51]
06 Alice Glass - STILLBIRTH (from STILLBIRTH) [00:26:17]
07 We Are Magonia - Satanic Worship (from Apocalypse) [00:29:02]
08 Mala Sangre - Fear is your Only God (from Fear is your Only God) [00:33:39]
09 Hotcaller, Who's The Killer - The Devil Asked For Acid (from The Devil Asked For Acid) [00:37:53]
10 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [00:42:06]
11 Volkor X - Masked Death (from This Means War) [00:45:31]
12 Poppy - Scary Mask (from Scary Mask) [00:51:32]
13 Fixions - We Are Ghouls (from Genocity) [00:54:30]
14 Deathpact - SPLIT PERSONALITY (from SPLIT // PERSONALITY PT. 02) [00:57:52]
15 Mega Drive - Maniac (from Rewind) [01:02:21]
16 SKYND - Armin Meiwes (from Armin Meiwes) [01:08:11]
17 VHS Glitch - Mind of a Maniac (from They Made Me an Animal) [01:12:19]
18 Gary Numan - My Name Is Ruin (from Savage (Songs from a Broken World)) [01:15:37]
19 Tokyo Rose, Social Kid - Forever (from Forever) [01:21:49]
20 :Wumpscut: - Kill That Little Fuck (from Women and Satan First) [01:26:40]
21 Raydar - Murder Music (from Evil Squad II) [01:32:03]
22 Suicide Commando - Bind, Torture, Kill (from Bind, Torture, Kill) [01:36:22]
23 Daniel Deluxe - Soul Siphon (from Corruptor) [01:42:20]
24 S Y Z Y G Y X - Kill the Pain (from Is That All There Is) [01:46:17]
25 Dance With the Dead - Out of Body (from Out of Body) [01:51:12]
26 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [01:56:04]
27 Cluster Buster - The Bodycount Continues (from Total Terror) [02:01:03]
28 ZAND - I Spit On Your Grave (from I Spit On Your Grave) [02:05:01]
29 Mega Drive - Acid Spit (from 198XAD) [02:08:39]
30 Icon Of Coil - Dead Enough For Life (from Machines Are Us) [02:13:15]
31 Perturbator - Venger (feat. Greta Link) (from The Uncanny Valley) [02:18:16]
32 MORIS BLAK - Candyman (from Candyman) [02:23:24]
33 Dance With the Dead, Elliot Sloan - Red Moon (from Loved to Death) [02:27:09]
34 Skinny Puppy - KIlling Game (from Last Rights) [02:31:24]
35 Hollywood Burns - Scherzo No. 5 in Death Minor (from Invaders) [02:35:08]
36 Genitorturers - Terrorvision (from Sin City) [02:39:49]
37 Perturbator - Nightmare Interlude (from Terror 404) [02:44:27]
38 Danny Elfman, Trent Reznor - Native Intelligence (Ghostemane Natural Selection Remix) (from Native Intelligence (Ghostemane Natural Selection Remix)) [02:46:42]
39 Raydar - Trick R Treat (from Evil Squad) [02:50:13]
40 Suicide Commando - Hellraiser (Psychopath 01 Version) (from Mindstrip) [02:58:58]
41 Christine, NEUS - Howling Terror (from Echoes from Dawn) [03:03:54]
42 Kill Shelter, Antipole - Buried Deep (from Asylum) [03:07:50]
43 Nightstop - Synthax Terror (from Streetwalker) [03:13:23]
44 Flesh Field - The Collapse (from Strain) [03:17:41]
45 Nightcrawler - Blood Rage (from Beware of the Humans) [03:22:09]
46 ZKULLZ - In the Blood (from In the Blood) [03:26:21]
47 Jeremiah Kane - Streets of NeoAngeles (from Neoangeles) [03:29:58]
48 Code Orange - Out For Blood (from Out For Blood) [03:35:24]
49 VHS Glitch - Carved (from Carved) [03:39:02]
50 Icon Of Coil - Love As Blood (from The Soul Is In The Software) [03:44:16]
51 Orax - Spirit (from Deeper) [03:49:50]
52 Julia Romana - Blood Be Fluid (from Blood Be Fluid) [03:55:14]
53 VHS Glitch - Chainsaw Slasher (from Halloween Strangers) [03:58:54]
54 Mindless Faith - The Thirst (from Just Defy) [04:03:25]
55 Daniel Deluxe - Corruptor (from Corruptor) [04:08:23]
56 Nurzery [Rhymes] - Sick Little Bitch (from Injections) [04:12:34]
57 Sinoia Caves - 1983 (Main Theme) (from Beyond The Black Rainbow OST) [04:15:45]
58 Contracult Collective - WDYT (from A Cult Of Opposition) [04:18:56]
59 Occams Laser - Illumination (from Ascension) [04:22:31]
60 Orgy - Pantomime (from Candyass) [04:27:28]
61 Vandal Moon - Young. Deadly. Beautiful. (from Young. Deadly. Beautiful.) [04:31:53]
62 HEALTH - NEW COKE (from DEATH MAGIC) [04:35:26]
63 Terra Genesis - Crystalmancy (from Aurorium) [04:39:03]
64 Rammstein - Klavier (from Sehnsucht) [04:43:15]
65 Ghost Twin - Saturn Swallows the Sun (from Plastic Heart) [04:47:35]
66 Stabbing Westward - Ghost (from Ghost) [04:51:49]
67 Mercurius FM, Ryanimal - Theme of Laura (Silent Hill 2) (from Theme of Laura (Silent Hill 2)) [04:57:27]
68 Vandal Moon - Dead (Grave Babies Remix) (from Dead (Grave Babies Remix)) [05:01:12]
69 We Are Magonia - La Crypte (from La Crypte) [05:04:06]
70 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies) [05:08:12]
71 Champagne Drip - Ur War (feat. Cristina Soto) (from Time Warp) [05:13:54]
72 Kick Puncher - Resolution (from Magnatron) [05:17:31]
73 Psyclon Nine - SEE YOU ALL IN HELL (from Less To Heaven) [05:20:26]
74 Lost Years - Exit Music (from Black Waves) [05:24:02]
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Yeeeah, muthafuckas! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series, the mother.fucking.Rob.Zombie Edition! Can you fuckin’ believe I haven’t done one for him yet? Man, I don’t know if I’m just gettin’ senile or what, but fuck, I should’ve made this shit like a decade ago. To the best of my recollection, I never had any particular reason for not doing it. Ah fuckin’ well, at least it’s here now! Speaking of now, now, let me tell y’all that Rob Zombie has been a major influence on me since fucking 3rd grade. Seriously, I was actually recommended for psychiatric evaluation because I would come into school blasting La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1 on my Walkman. Well, that was likely one of a number of reasons, but still. What 3rd grader do you know of who’d even be into shit like that?
Honestly though, it wasn’t so much the lyrical content that drove my enthusiasm as it was just the groove of the music. The rhythm was fuckin’ infectious, and I was helpless against its hypnotic power, haha. You’re gonna be hearing a LOT of that album on this edition. Actually, the entire album save for one little interlude track. Yeah, the entire fuckin’ album is awesome. Same goes for Astro-Creep: 2000 and Hellbilly Deluxe. I’d even throw in Sinister Urge. After that is where the quality wavers, in my opinion. All the releases since then have had some great fuckin’ tracks, don’t get me wrong, but they’re not flawless and instantly memorable from start to finish the way those earlier albums are. Maybe it’s nostalgia bias, but I doubt I’m the only one who thinks that.
I should note that I’m not really including much from the super early albums from the 80s, the remix albums, live stuff, etc. The stuff from before La Sexorcisto is exceptionally challenging, even for me, and I’ve been a fan for 30 fucking years. The production value is much lower, much like you’d expect from demos, and I dunno; maybe I’ve just been spoiled by the more polished material. I’m sure there’s plenty to appreciate in the old stuff, but I haven’t found it yet. Any of you who might be curious can find all that early material on the Let Sleeping Corpses Lie compilation. Hell, maybe having higher quality digital files would make a substantial difference. Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.
The remix albums, well, they’re fine. If I were to rank them, I’d say American Made is 1st, Mondo Sex Head is 2nd, and Supersexy would be 3rd. The thing is though that a lot of the remixes don’t particularly improve on the original tracks. Like, a lot of ‘em are just… there. Again, they’re fine, but I’m far more likely to just opt for the originals. As far as live stuff, same shit, basically. It’s so, so rare that I’ll go for a live version over the studio version. Heilung’s live version of Krigsgaldr is pretty much the only one that comes to mind with the exception of some live Manson tracks, and I can’t listen to Manson anymore.
So, typically what I do for these All-Star editions is I dig deep into the artists’ discography to find rare shit, but there really wasn’t much digging to be done in this case. Rob doesn’t really do guest vocals very often. He did some with Alice Cooper, and I’ve been pretty indifferent towards him since middle school or so. It seems weird to me that I’d be indifferent to Alice Cooper considering how I dress and the other types of music I listen to, but I dunno. Neither here nor there. So yeah, I already knew most of the soundtrack appearances between White Zombie and Rob Zombie, and a good portion of them were just remixes and/or originals that are widely available elsewhere.
I will mention something curious I noticed in compiling this. The first track of American Made is a remix of Dragula called the “Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare” mix, and it’s identical to the “Hot Rod Herman” mix that appeared on the first Matrix soundtrack and a number of singles prior to its re-release on American Made. No idea why Charlie Clouser decided to change the name, but what-the-fuck-ever. Also, I ought to mention that although I adore Crosses, their remix of Dragula on Mondo Sex Head was… meh. Not terrible or anything, just really underwhelming. Ah well. Actually, funny story about Hellbilly Deluxe. I got that CD for free from some skateboarding shop in a mall by my house ‘cause the guys there weren’t into it, and they said I looked like I’d be into it. Well, golly gee, fellas, you’re fuckin’ right! I was fuckin’ psyched, ‘cause I think the copy they gave me was an advance promo copy. Not sure if I still have it, but yeah.
ALSO also, I ought to mention that it was at my first Rob Zombie show back in 2002 that I first got into mosh pitting. I had some pretty horrid vitriol left in me after an exceptionally bad breakup, and man, between that and the fuckin’ fantastic tunes… Yeah, I had to throw these hands around a bit. That’s where I first discovered the catharsis of moshing, and perverts, I can’t adequately express how grateful I am for that revelation. To be frank, mosh pits have helped me purge some of my deepest darkness, especially Otep pits. I absolutely tear myself open at Otep shows. I’m sure many can understand the cathartic potential of moshing, even if only theoretically. ALSO also also, it was at that Rob Zombie show that I was blessed to see & hear Blood, Milk & Sky performed. Perverts, that might very well be my favorite track Rob Zombie has ever written. We have that one to look forward to around the end.
Motherfuckers, I could yammer the fuck on for another hour at least. I have so many memories and anecdotes tied to so many of these jams, and this edition is absolutely crammed with fucktacularity. Like, overflowing right from the first few notes, and there’s almost 5 hours to keep y’all occupied. What’d’ya say I shut my stupid piehole so we can all yojne already? Sound good?
With that, I wish you all the merriest of yojnes, especially as we kick off this spoopy season with one of the spoopiest motherfuckers in existence. Yojne!
01 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST) [00:04:29]
02 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1000 Corpses OST) [00:08:18]
03 White Zombie - I’m Your Boogieman (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [00:08:35]
04 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Agony (Pt. 1) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:12:54]
05 Rob Zombie - Call Of The Zombie (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:17:48]
06 Rob Zombie - Superbeast (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:18:19]
07 Rob Zombie - Sawdust in the Blood (from Educated Horses) [00:21:56]
08 White Zombie - Welcome To Planet Motherfucker/Psychoholic Slag (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [00:23:13]
09 Rob Zombie - Sinners Inc. (from The Sinister Urge) [00:29:27]
10 Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding (from The Sinister Urge) [00:30:31]
11 White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:34:12]
12 Meg Foster - Open Wide The Gates (from The Lords Of Salem OST) [00:37:47]
13 White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience) [00:37:47]
14 Malcolm McDowell - These Are The Eyes (from Halloween OST) [00:43:13]
15 Rob Zombie & The Ghastly Ones - Halloween (She Gets So Mean) (from Halloween Hootenanny) [00:43:45]
16 White Zombie - Knuckle Duster (Radio 1-A) (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [00:46:34]
17 White Zombie - Thunder Kiss ’65 (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [00:46:58]
18 Rob Zombie - Teenage Nosferatu Pussy (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [00:50:50]
19 White Zombie - Children Of The Grave (from Nativity In Black - A Tribute To Black Sabbath) [00:55:19]
20 Rob Zombie - Shake Your Ass-Smoke Your Grass (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [01:01:05]
21 Rob Zombie w/ Howard Stern - The Great American Nightmare (from Private Parts OST) [01:04:14]
22 Rob Zombie - Let It All Bleed Out (Document One Remix) (from Mondo Sex Head (Deluxe)) [01:08:06]
23 White Zombie - Black Sunshine (feat. Iggy Pop) (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [01:12:42]
24 Rob Zombie - Dragula (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [01:17:24]
25 Rob Zombie - Dead Girl Superstar (from The Sinister Urge) [01:21:06]
26 Rob Zombie - Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [01:23:32]
27 Rob Zombie - The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [01:26:46]
28 Otis - This Is Insane (from The Devil’s Rejects OST) [01:30:50]
29 Rob Zombie - Scum of the Earth (from The Sinister Urge) [01:31:01]
30 Rob Zombie - The Eternal Struggles of the Howling Man (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [01:33:55]
31 Rob Zombie - Revelation Revolution (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [01:38:09]
32 White Zombie - Real Solution #9 (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:41:19]
33 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis And Butt-Head Do America OST) [01:45:54]
34 Rob Zombie - Reload (from The Matrix Reloaded (Disc 1)) [01:49:43]
35 Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy) (from The Sinister Urge) [01:54:05]
36 White Zombie - Creature Of The Wheel (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:57:12]
37 White Zombie - Soul Crusher (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [02:00:35]
38 Rob Zombie - How To Make A Monster (Kitty's Purrrrformance Mix) (from American Made Music To Strip By) [02:05:38]
39 Rob Zombie - Sick Bubble Gum (from Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls and the Systematic Dehumanization of Cool) [02:09:39]
40 White Zombie - The One (from Escape From L.A. OST) [02:13:18]
41 Jeff Phillips - Smash Or Trash (from The Lords of Salem OST) [02:17:12]
42 Griffin Boice - The Lords Theme (from The Lords of Salem OST) [02:17:30]
43 Rob Zombie - House of 1000 Corpses (OO edit) (from The Sinister Urge) [02:18:18]
44 Rob Zombie - Demonoid Phenomenon (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [02:26:03]
45 Rob Zombie - Feel So Numb (from The Sinister Urge) [02:30:05]
46 Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Mix) (from American Made Music To Strip By) [02:33:55]
47 Sheri Moon Zombie - Would You Say That Again (from The Devil’s Rejects OST) [02:38:04]
48 Rob Zombie - White Trash Freaks (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [02:38:25]
49 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:41:36]
50 Rob Zombie - Pussy Liquor (from Past, Present & Future) [02:45:19]
51 Judy Geeson - You Know What I Think? (from The Lords of Salem OST) [02:50:03]
52 Rob Zombie - Virgin Witch (from Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls and the Systematic Dehumanization of Cool) [02:50:22]
53 Rob Zombie - Well, Everybody's Fucking In A U.F.O. (from The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser) [02:53:58]
54 Powerman 5000 - Blast Off To Nowhere (feat. Rob Zombie) (from Tonight the Stars Revolt!) [02:56:38]
55 White Zombie - Cosmic Monsters Inc. (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [03:00:19]
56 Rob Zombie - Iron Head (feat. Ozzy Osbourne) (from The Sinister Urge) [03:05:20]
57 Sid Haig - Top Secret Clown Business (from The Devil’s Rejects OST) [03:09:28]
58 White Zombie - Grease Paint And Monkey Brains (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:09:47]
59 Rob Zombie - The Satanic Rites of Blacula (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [03:13:29]
60 Patricia Quinn - Lord Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem OST) [03:15:45]
61 Rob Zombie - Satanic Cyanide ! The Killer Rocks On ! (from The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser) [03:16:20]
62 White Zombie - More Human Than Human (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:19:14]
63 Rob Zombie - Let It All Bleed Out (from Educated Horses) [03:23:35]
64 White Zombie - Spiderbaby (Yeah-Yeah-Yeah) (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [03:27:32]
65 Rob Zombie - Spookshow Baby (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [03:32:32]
66 Rob Zombie - Bring Her Down (To Crippletown) (from The Sinister Urge) [03:36:08]
67 Rob Zombie - The Hideous Exhibitions Of A Dedicated Gore Whore (from The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser) [03:40:04]
68 White Zombie - El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:42:49]
69 White Zombie - Knuckle Duster (Radio 2-B) (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [03:46:58]
70 White Zombie - Thrust! (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [03:47:23]
71 Malcolm McDowell - Driven By Pure Animal Instinct (from Halloween OST) [03:52:20]
72 Rob Zombie - Meet The Creeper (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [03:52:22]
73 Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie - Tootie Fruitie (from The Devil’s Rejects OST) [03:55:34]
74 Rob Zombie - Trade In Your Guns For A Coffin (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [03:55:59]
75 White Zombie - Grindhouse (A Go-Go) (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [03:58:08]
76 White Zombie - Blur The Technicolor (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [04:02:11]
77 Rob Zombie - What Lurks on Channel X? (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [04:06:02]
78 White Zombie - Starface (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [04:08:31]
79 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Full Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [04:13:26]
80 White Zombie - I Am Legend (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [04:21:13]
81 White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King’s Harem Mix) (from Supersexy Swingin’ Sounds) [04:26:20]
82 Rob Zombie - The Much Talked Of Metamorphosis (from The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy) [04:30:36]
83 Rob Zombie - Return Of The Phantom Stranger (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [04:32:40]
84 Rob Zombie - Death of It All (from Educated Horses) [04:37:07]
85 White Zombie - Warp Asylum (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1) [04:41:26]
86 Rob Zombie - Wurdalak (from The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser) [04:48:03]
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Fuck what the up is, motherfuckers?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the Blue Pazuzu Blew Kazoo Zoo Ballyhoo! Woo! Who Knew Hullabaloo Hitherto New Untrue Ragu Kung Fu… Achoo! In ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Hey, ya know what? It’s gotta be morning somewhere on Earth. Yes, this edition is coming to y’all later than usual. Know why? After I was through recording the tracks from my playlist as I usually do, I was just too fuckin’ exhausted to press on through an entire podcast. So, I decided to prioritize my mental & physical health, get some fucking sleep, and just do this whenever I woke up. I know, I’m a total loserface shitstain for attempting to mildly improve my dwindling health, but what-the-fuck-ever. Literally nobody has ever bemoaned any of these editions being released later than usual, or not being released at all. I had a person or two wonder why I stopped between mid-2016 to spring of 2019, but by and large, no one gives a fuck about all the effort, expense, content, etc. Totally fine by me, ‘cause for myself and the handful of people who actually do listen from time to time, it’s all worthwhile. Just, ya know, sometimes I need to fuckin’ sleep before I do it instead of the typical way I limp to bed after doing this shit for the hours I normally do.
So, any of y’all who’ve seen one of these preposterously bizarre editions saunter through your feeds have probably gathered by now that this is merely an assortment of new(ish) shit that was either recently released, recently discovered by me, or recently listened to and is new to the podcast (in the case of Queen’s epic anthem “I Want It All,”). I’m sure most people doing editions like these would just settle for “New in ’22” volumes 1 through whatever, but fuck you, I enjoy getting silly with this shit. Life’s too fuckin’ short and inherently absurd to be pissing away your time and potential wrapped up in being fuckin’ serious all the time. I’m sure your distaste for everything keeps you cozy at night, surely it’s not indicative of deeper and darker issues of yours, but some people enjoy shit. Some people enjoy being fuckin’ silly (not to mentioned being fucked silly), and I’m one of ‘em.
Any-fuckin’-way, lemme do a couple shoutouts to folks and specific tracks to watch out for here, and we’ll be on our way to Yojnetown. Before I do that, I feel I ought to let y’all know how fuckin’ ridiculous I am on my search for new shit. In the middle of writing this intro, I realized I forgot to add a track. So, I went back to add said track and realized, eh, it’s good but not particularly worth sharing. However, how-fuckin’-ever, I did throw in an additional 6 tracks. Whatever, right? I went back to typing this shit out, and realized, “Oh shit! I forgot about my recent YouTube finds!” Just like that, an additional four tracks were added. Fine, okay, whatever. THEN, my roommate was listening to music as he was folding laundry, and I heard a far superior version of Dave Brubeck’s well-known elevator classic, “Take Five,” coming out of his room, so I go in to find out what it is, and that TOO ends up on the podcast. I might have a fuckin’ problem, perverts.
Alrighty then, SO, shout-the-fuck-out to Renee for The Seed by AURORA. Very nice recommendation there, and the lyrics are sadly pertinent to this moment of suicidal greed under which we’re all suffering. I believe she’s the one who introduced me to Royal & the Serpent, so thank you again, lovie, for that. Shoutout to Josh too for the George Benson cover of Take Five that I just mentioned in the previous paragraph. Even though it wasn’t a direct recommendation, I still appreciates it. Shoutout to Al for his bringing the band Destrage to my attention back in May when we did the last semi-trilogy of Osmium editions together, ‘cause I found another awesome track by them called, “A Commercial Break that Lasts Forever.” With a title like that, how can ya go wrong? Shoutout to Malcolm for exposing me to the Trailer Park Boys, without which I might not have appreciated the Liquor & Whores track nearly as much. Also, Malcolm’s gamertag on Xbox happens to be I am da Liquor, which is a reference to that show.
That’s all for personal shoutouts; now for track shoutouts. A new Bile track in the mix this week?! Shit, yeah, apparently so. I haven’t heard much from these guys in decades, so very nice to see they’re still doin’ shit. Same goes for Psyclon Nine, they just released a full album, and the videos have been pretty awesome so far. Fantastic music to bump uglies to, b-t-fuckin’-dubs. A handful of classical tracks in the mix this week as well. I guess my liking Balmorhea and various classical composers yielded some lovely results in my release radar playlist. Certainly not opposed to including more classical music, although it does have an inherently classist history. I think it’s incumbent upon all in the lower classes who can hang with it to listen to it and enjoy it proudly so we make the worlds of the ruling class as small as possible, but maybe that’s just me. Another new jam from metal band Railgun this week. Only the second track I’ve heard from them thus far, but pretty sweet, and I’m eager to hear what else they release.
The new MitiS track is fire, keep your ears peeled for that one. New Diabolic track with some artist named Lunchboxxx, hot shit right there. Boondox recently released an EP called So Much Blood, and I’ve yojned the fuck out of every track I’ve heard from it so far. Glad to hear he hasn’t lost his touch after so many years. The Jfab track called PRAY is groovy as fuck, love it. The Lo Key track called Burn The Witch… the lyrics are about so-called cancel culture, and like so many other people, I’ve got some thoughts about that. I think cancel culture, to whatever extent it exists, tends to more harshly punish people with minimal power than those with great amounts of it. Those with minimal power might deserve punishment for whatever they said/did, but it ought to be a measured response that leaves room for growth and healing. Our being mired in a society that prioritizes punishment over rehabilitation typically means that any force made up of unaccountable citizenry can easily lead to pitchforks and torches, which certainly isn’t much better than militarized police forces.
At the end of the day, I’d simply advocate for people to chill the fuck out more often. If some shit offends you and isn’t actively causing harm to anyone, maybe just move along. Maybe pick your battles a little more carefully. Our social media algorithms thriving on outrage is no fuckin’ accident, so we need to stop feeding into it, or shit’s only gonna get worse and worse. Anyway, on the track itself, I love the beat and the melody; flows are tight as usual. I’d probably agree more with the lyrics if I could hear them better, but they haven’t been published anywhere yet, as far as I know. Moving on, another nice little ditty from GRiZ this week, more beautifully tragic Alice Glass, and another hilarious jam by Parry Gripp. This time, it’s about electric vehicles, and I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a jingle. So, prepare your brains for that fuckin’ earworm. Very peculiar track by this group called clipping. this week called Part of Dust. It’s all ambience and sound effects until the last two minutes, and then it turns dark and poetic. I left it at the end for those special perverts who can actually hang with all of this, as a treat. I wasn’t gonna include it until I heard those last two minutes, and suddenly I appreciated it, so here it is.
Another fucktacular Zardonic remix in store for us this week, that Fox Stevenson track has some great lyrics, and same goes for the BLÜ EYES track. The latter of which I was a bit on the fence about including ‘cause the sound is very close to too poppy for my taste, but the lyrics saved it. Gorgeous cyberpunk-ish jam by Tokyo Rose here, the Grim Delarosa & Akira Yamaoka track is a hip-hop beat that samples a song from Silent Hill (and I’m surprised I haven’t seen more of that sort of thing. Maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough.), and another phenomenal Slipknot track, “Yen,” off their upcoming album, “The End So Far.” That one has an intense video to it, too. Look that shit the fuck up.
And SO, with all THAT SHIT done DID and fuckin’ SAID, we now commence ze yojne.
01 Elon Dust - ENJOY (from ENJOY) [00:05:26]
02 Figure - Raver Decapitation (from Raver Decapitation) [00:09:27]
03 Sam Fender - Getting Started (Chase & Status Remix) (from Getting Started (Chase & Status Remix)) [00:12:45]
04 Scowl - Fuck Around (from How Flowers Grow) [00:15:53]
05 GRiZ - Keep Bouncin' (from Chasing The Golden Hour, Pt. 4) [00:16:49]
06 Parry Gripp - Charge It Up Up Up Up Up! (from Charge It Up Up Up Up Up!) [00:20:57]
07 DJ Shimamura - Dream Up (feat. Mari*F) (kors k Remix) (from Dream Up (kors k Remix)) [00:22:04]
08 MitiS, Ray Volpe - Don't Look Down (feat. Linney) (from Don't Look Down (feat. Linney)) [00:26:43]
09 Dennis Sheperd, York, Iris - The Fall (from The Fall) [00:30:44]
10 AURORA - The Seed (from A Different Kind Of Human (Step II)) [00:34:30]
11 Balmorhea, Portico Quartet, Morris Kliphuis, Lisa Morgenstern, Clarice Jensen - Rose in Abstract (Portico Quartet Remix) (from Rose in Abstract (Portico Quartet Remix)) [00:38:49]
12 Berried Alive - Go Pluck Yourself (from Go Pluck Yourself) [00:43:31]
13 Istasha, outsiderX - Gene Mods (from Gene Mods) [00:48:01]
14 Markus Schukowski - What It Feels Like (Zardonic Remix) (from What It Feels Like (Zardonic Remix)) [00:50:36]
15 Psyclon Nine - MONEY AND SEX AND DEATH (from Less To Heaven) [00:53:40]
16 Trailer Park Boys, Marc Mysterio, Stephen Lynch - Liquor & Whores (TV Unplugged Version) (from Liquor & Whores (TV Unplugged Version)) [00:57:16]
17 Rob IYF, Al Storm, Vicky Fee - Makin Me Dirty (Radio Mix) (from Makin Me Dirty) [01:00:47]
18 Dmitri Shostakovich, Itzhak Perlman, David Garrett, Franck van der Heijden, Orchestra the Prezent - 3 Duets for 2 Violins & Piano, Op. 97d: I. Prelude (Version 2 for Violins and Orchestra) (from Shostakovich: 3 Duets for 2 Violins & Piano, Op. 97d: I. Prelude (Version 2 for Violins and Orchestra)) [01:03:50]
19 Queen - I Want It All (Remastered 2011) (from The Miracle (Deluxe Remastered Version)) [01:06:03]
20 Railgun - Night Terrors (from Night Terrors) [01:09:58]
21 Depth Strida - BAKI X NUCLEAR WAR (from BAKI X NUCLEAR WAR) [01:14:27]
22 MORIS BLAK, Kofin - Malevolent (from Malevolent) [01:17:12]
23 Electronic Gems, A.L.I.S.O.N. - Before I Go (from Before I Go) [01:21:19]
24 MUST DIE! - U SHOULD KNOW (from U SHOULD KNOW) [01:24:25]
25 Lo Key - Burn The Witch (from Burn The Witch) [01:28:10]
26 Jfab, Desmond Davis, Jason Fabus, Farnell Newton - PRAY (from PRAY) [01:33:16]
27 Starving Insect, Irving Force - Subhuman (from Acid Avengers 023) [01:36:59]
28 Tokyo Rose, Social Kid - Forever (from Forever) [01:43:41]
29 Alice Glass - Lips Apart (from Lips Apart) [01:48:34]
30 Grim Delarosa, Akira Yamaoka - Exist (from Exist) [01:51:52]
31 George Benson - Take Five (from Bad Benson) [01:54:51]
32 Destrage - A Commercial Break that Lasts Forever (from SO MUCH. too much.) [02:01:51]
33 Champagne Drip - Ur War (feat. Cristina Soto) (from Time Warp) [02:05:53]
34 BONES, ghost/\/ghoul - Timbaland (from DreamCard) [02:09:29]
35 Fox Stevenson - Victory Over Truth (from Victory Over Truth) [02:11:26]
36 Boondox - Prey For Me (from So Much Blood) [02:14:37]
37 Digitality, Erik Satie - Satie: 6 Gnossiennes: No. 3, Lent (from Satie: 6 Gnossiennes: No. 3, Lent) [02:18:23]
38 Zeds Dead, Blanke - The Machines (from The Machines) [02:21:26]
39 Bile - Holiday (from Pot Farmer Vol. 2) [02:24:47]
40 SIKKZ, Cold - Adrenaline Rush (from Adrenaline Rush) [02:30:35]
41 JUICEB☮X, Leavv - Dragon Flight (from FLUX!) [02:35:12]
42 HALIENE, Markus Schulz - Butterfly x Metamorphosis (from Butterfly x Metamorphosis) [02:37:29]
43 Somna, Sarah de Warren - Not Too Late (from Not Too Late) [02:42:03]
44 Lucid Green, Idealism - Lilac (from Lilac) [02:45:51]
45 Synymata, Elle Vee, ANDY KAUTZ - Army Of Angels (from Army Of Angels) [02:48:48]
46 LunchBoxxx, Diabolic - Buggin (from Buggin) [02:53:15]
47 Aibel, Dubba Jonny - Cold (from Cold) [02:56:12]
48 Shirobon, Jason Page - Haunted PS1 - Spectral Mall - Game Version (from Haunted PS1 - Spectral Mall) [03:00:15]
49 Nighted - Sigil (from Sigil) [03:02:57]
50 Boondox - Gravely Ill (from So Much Blood) [03:08:09]
51 Token - Ain't It Funny (from Ain’t It Funny) [03:11:17]
52 Slow Magic - 222 (from 222) [03:13:58]
53 Coffee Shop Jungle, Makoto - Monmouth (from Monmouth) [03:17:25]
54 Merkules, Conway the Machine, C-Lance - DNA (from DNA) [03:20:11]
55 Royal & the Serpent - IM FINE (from IM FINE) [03:24:42]
56 BLÜ EYES - you'd never know (from you’d never know) [03:26:53]
57 Slipknot - Yen (from Yen) [03:29:54]
58 Psyclon Nine - SEE YOU ALL IN HELL (from Less To Heaven) [03:34:35]
59 clipping., Cheryl E. Leonard - Part of Dust (from REMXNG 2.1) [03:38:10]
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Fuck the stuff go how and things, motherfuckarinos and -litties?! It is I, the magnificent fuckhead extraordinaire Double-O here yet again, emoclewing you to the 7th volume of the Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition of Monday Morning Aural (insert present participle expletive here) Sex! What could liquid possibly be in the aural sense? *gasp* How can you not know by now? Liquid is basically a more melodic, chilled out subgenre of drum’n’bass. Now, I’ve included a number of not-so-tender ballads in this mix, but ya know, sometimes ya need some thumbtacks and shards of glass in your liquid. Is that not how everyone drinks their OJ in the evening? I rest my caseless face in outer space. Not like anyone would ever scrutinize this flapdoodle anyhow, and besides, you titless owl scrotum, I’m fuckin’ joking.
Somethin’ actually struck me as I was poring over the 292 tracks that comprised the past 6 Liquid editions: there have only been 12 tracks that have been used in multiple editions. Probably my favorite is one by an exceptionally obscure artist named Arizon called Meet You There, and I used that thrice. I was SO fucking tempted to include Camo & Krooked’s epic Watch It Burn, but fuck (giggity), I put that on both volumes 5 & 6; I can’t put it on 7, too. That’s just against the rules. I do emphatically encourage you to listen to some of my past Liquid editions to hear those for yourselves, or ya know, just look ‘em up individually. Watch It Burn actually has a fucking awesome video, too; just discovered that shit like last night, even though the track’s a decade old.
Holy.fucking.Jesus.jism.on.a.Jewish.Jeep, I just realized that I’ve never included Metrik’s fantastic track called Hi!, or Feint’s amazing We Won’t Be Alone (which was featured on the awesome fuckin’ game Aaero which Al still needs to fuckin’ play, goddamn it), ORRRR, OR OR OR the motherfucking phenomenal Pendulum original version of Witchcraft… I’m so ashamed of how egregiously I’ve failed you all, I shall now commit seppuku with my dick. Anyway, fuckin’ hell, those horrendous personal failures have been rectum-fied with this edition.
Anyway, yeah, pretty proud of the fact that I’ve managed to keep shit nearly 96% fresh on these editions, ‘cause SO, SO many of these tracks deserve repeated inclusions. Also, somewhat related, I actually finally maxed out my “Recent Likes,” playlist on Spotify. Took me around 4 years, and for anyone actually fuckin’ curious, the max you can make any playlist on Spotify is 10K tracks. Of course I’d find a limitation like that, right? Your “library,” is limited to 10K tracks as well. Mind you, I have something like 300K tracks total on my various hard drives, and that number would be exponentially bigger had I not stepped away from torrenting. I do miss it, but even if I never go back to it, I’m grateful beyond words for all the phenomenal shit I found through it. Mainly, I just kept running out of space on my drives, and drives are expensive. Plus, my preferred trackers got into some hot water, so I took the opportunity to exit stage left, ya know? Ç’est la muthafuckin’ vie.
Any-fuckin’-way, many of the usual suspects here: Zardonic, Pendulum, Camo & Krooked, Rameses B (just wait until you hear his version of Robert Miles’ early naughts trance classic Children. I laughed immediately upon hearing the first echoey piano note, ‘cause I knew exactly what Rameses was going to do with the track, and I was pleasantly vindicated), Sigma, and shit, even a liquidy remix of deadmau5’s hit Ghosts ’n’ Stuff. Not even a huge fan of deadmau5, but I do respect the image and his more modest approach to EDM production. Then again, you’re probably much freer to explore said modest approaches when you’re a bigger artist like him. I imagine lots of newer artists get caught up in the loudness wars that have been persisting for decades simply to be competitive; either that, or they just genuinely love their shit super compressed.
An-fuckin’-yway, that’s enough audio nerd talk for one intro. What the fuck do ya say we get down to the serious biznass of yojne?!
01 Metrik - Hi! (from LIFE/THRILLS) [00:02:57]
02 Shining - IDGAF (Zardonic Remix) (from IDGAF (Zardonic Remix)) [00:06:36]
03 Brookes Brothers - New Wave (feat. Georgie Allen) (from New Wave) [00:09:33]
04 AMEZ - Next Wave (from Next Wave) [00:12:06]
05 Pendulum - Witchcraft (from Immersion) [00:16:18]
06 Steve Aoki, grandson - KULT (feat. Jasiah) (from KULT (feat. Jasiah)) [00:20:25]
07 The Death Beats, Little Panda - Monsters (Drum & Bass Mix) (from Monsters) [00:23:18]
08 Rameses B - Children (from Children) [00:27:54]
09 London Elektricity - Just One Second (Apex Remix) (from Sick Music) [00:31:07]
10 T & Sugah - Back In Time (feat. Luna Morgenstern) (from Say To Me EP) [00:37:14]
11 Oxime - Waiting So Long (from Nitrogen) [00:41:35]
12 The Luna Sequence - Beside Still Waters (from Underneath) [00:46:26]
13 The Qemists - Run You (from Warrior Sound (Deluxe Edition)) [00:50:08]
14 Zak Meow, Born I - Born To Rise (Zardonic Remix) (from Born To Rise (Zardonic Remix)) [00:54:24]
15 Pola & Bryson - Tell You What I Did (feat. Zitah) (from Tell You What I Did) [00:58:49]
16 DJ Rap - Back & Forth (from Back & Forth) [01:02:15]
17 Krakota, Scrufizzer - Way We Move (from Way We Move) [01:06:39]
18 Feint - We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm) (from We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm)) [01:10:30]
19 High Contrast - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (from Tough Guys Don’t Dance) [01:14:21]
20 Seba - Addicted (Technimatic Remix) (from Spearhead Presents: The Soundtrack) [01:20:00]
21 DJ Rx - My Serenity (feat. Jolea) (from http://soundcloud.com/finrg-recordings) [01:25:03]
22 Friction - Set Me Free (from Set Me Free) [01:30:37]
23 Delta Heavy - Ascend (from Ascend) [01:34:12]
24 T.R.A.C., Submorphics - Higher Ground (Lenzman Remix) (from Life in Motion) [01:38:37]
25 Dirtyphonics, 12th Planet - Freefall (feat. Julie Hardy) (High Maintenance Remix) (from Write Your Future Remixes) [01:43:53]
26 Mind Vortex - Stand High (feat. Vanela) (from Against The Grain EP) [01:47:55]
27 Sigma - Hi Top (Ed Rush & Optical Remix) (from Acts of Mad Men (Part 3)) [01:52:20]
28 CORRO - Could You Help (Zardonic Remix) (from Could You Help (Zardonic Remix)) [01:58:31]
29 DJ Zinc, Ruti, DRS - Stand Tall (from Stand Tall) [02:02:14]
30 Oddko - Disobey (Zardonic Remix) (from Disobey (Remix)) [02:05:16]
31 Netsky - Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix) (from Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix)) [02:08:40]
32 Muffler, Cat Knight - Put Me Down (from Put Me Down) [02:11:29]
33 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [02:15:30]
34 Anile, DRS - City Of Injustice (from Perspective) [02:21:34]
35 Wilkinson - Used To This (feat. Issey Cross) (Logistics Remix) (from Used To This (Logistics Remix)) [02:26:21]
36 Metrik - Utopia (from Utopia) [02:30:40]
37 1991 - Odyssey (from Odyssey) [02:34:49]
38 Andreya Triana - Lullaby (Logistics Remix) (from Lullaby (Logistics Remix)) [02:38:30]
39 LSB - Piano Jazz (from LSB) [02:42:58]
40 Pendulum - Driver (from Nothing For Free) [02:48:54]
41 Sigma - All Blue (from Drum&BassArena 20 Years) [02:52:18]
42 Technimatic - Antihero (from Better Perspective (Deluxe Edition)) [02:58:42]
43 Netsky - Iron Heart (from Netsky) [03:03:07]
44 Friction - Believer (from Believer) [03:08:58]
45 Tetravoid - Always (from Fractals) [03:12:28]
46 Edlan - Retroactive (feat. Djah) (from Melancholy City) [03:16:08]
47 V O E - Running Blind (from Running Blind) [03:20:32]
48 Jakwob - Blinding (Hybrid Minds Remix) (from Blinding) [03:24:46]
49 hayve - Between the Lines (from Between the Lines) [03:29:52]
50 Hybrid Minds - Inside (feat. Emily Jones) (from Elements) [03:34:21]
51 Rameses B - Dreamscape (from Night Owl) [03:39:15]
52 Stephen J. Kroos - Phenomenology (from Biphasic Response) [03:42:32]
53 deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Sub Focus Remix) (from Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Sub Focus Remix)) [03:46:08]
54 Pendulum - Watercolour (from Immersion) [03:50:16]
55 Logistics - Hayling (feat. Emer Dineen) (from Hologram) [03:55:14]
56 Yves Jones, meimei. - M50 (from No One in the Six One) [03:59:50]
57 London Elektricity - Meteorites (feat. Elsa Esmeralda) (from Meteorites EP (feat. Elsa Esmeralda)) [04:03:19]
58 V O E - Asking for it (from Asking for it) [04:09:16]
59 Sigma - Stay (from Life (Deluxe)) [04:12:50]
60 Feint, Boxplot - Heartstrings (from Heartstrings) [04:16:42]
61 Sigma, LOWES, U137 - Faded (from Faded) [04:21:28]
62 Jolliffe, GENTRY, Eckoes - Can This Be Real (from Window Panes EP) [04:24:46]
63 Birdy - Deep End (Hybrid Minds Remix) (from Deep End (Hybrid Minds Remix)) [04:29:09]
64 Krakota, Fred V, Tudor - Back To Me (from Back To Me) [04:32:34]
65 Chase & Status - Mixed Emotions (from Mixed Emotions) [04:36:38]
66 V O E - Chemical (from Chemical EP) [04:40:15]
67 Furney - Total Sadness (feat. LADY EMZ) (from Farewell to Ell) [04:45:19]
68 Dermot Kennedy - Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix) (from Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix)) [04:50:23]
69 Wilkinson, Becky Hill - Here For You (from Cognition) [04:53:37]
70 OMSTRB - Home (feat. Tasha Baxter) (Quannum Logic Remix) (from FULL MOON FLEX (Remixes)) [04:57:17]
71 Camo & Krooked - Afterlife (from Cross The Line) [05:01:47]
72 Changer, Leo Wood - Sit & Watch The Sunrise (from Sunrise) [05:04:42]
73 Dualistic, Ella Noël, Subsequent - Sunrise (from Escapism 3 (Liquicity Presents)) [05:10:35]
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
The how fuck go and stuff things, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Daron Malakian Edition! Ya know why? ‘Cause I finally caught up on Scars’ catalog, finally listened to Dictator, and it’s also been nearly 9 years since the last All-Star Series edition featuring a member of System. I think we’re about overdue, wouldn’t ya say? I kinda doubt there’ll ever be an edition for Shavo and/or Jon, but who the fuck knows? Maybe I’ll change my mind about that in another 9 years.
So, obviously considering Daron’s main body of work was for System, there’s a ton of System on this podcast. Certainly a healthy amount of Scars stuff, and a few semi-rare tracks from both of ‘em. Shit, wouldn’t be much of an All-Star Series without some rare shit sprinkled in. I included some classics in here like Chop Suey ‘cause I actually have a special love for that one. I even won 3rd place at a karaoke night for my rendition. Only a $50 bar tab, but fuck you, I won something. Anyway, I found a few surprises in doing this, too. Apparently, Linkin Park collaborated with Daron on a track back in 2014 or some shit. Pretty cool stuff, in my opinion. I lost track of Linkin Park back in mid-2000 as I think a lot of people did, but I’d like to hear all the stuff I slept on just to see if I’m missing anything. They actually collaborated with Tom Morello on the same album, but his presence on the track was barely evident.
Also found an EP by some experimental IDM artist named Der on a net label, and supposedly Daron did vocals on one of the tracks. Can’t locate it anywhere on the internet yet, actually. I tried reaching out to the net label on their Wordpress blog (I know, right?), but haven’t heard anything yet. Anyway, aside from random appearances here and there, some miscellaneous production credits and stuff, Daron mostly only has Scars and System material. Perfectly fine by me, ‘cause all that stuff is why he deserves this edition in the first place. I honestly don’t even know that much about Daron, which I’m sure is by design, but I’ll never forget how I felt the first time I heard him say, “SUGAAAAR!” Immediately, I knew this band was going to be a fascinating spectacle, and boy was I correct.
I had no idea how lucky I was seeing System at the shows I saw them at back when they were actually touring. One of my friends spent nearly a grand to fly across the country to see them perform in LA, and I got to see them open for Slipknot back in 2001. I was even right up at the barricade for that one. You motherfuckers realize they only lasted for about 7 years before going on hiatus? Like, I’m grateful as fuck for everything we got, but I can’t help but be curious for everything else we could have had. Ah well, ç’est la fuckin’ vie.
Any-fuckin’-way, no need to ramble any further. If you’re somehow unfamiliar with Daron and his fantastic music, this edition will be a great introduction for you. All that done did and fuckin’ said, mutha-fuckin’-yojne!
01 System of a Down - Sugar (from System of a Down) [00:02:03]
02 System of a Down - Cigaro (from Mezmerize) [00:04:35]
03 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fucking (from Fucking) [00:06:47]
04 System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. (from Mezmerize) [00:08:48]
05 System of a Down - Prison Song (from Toxicity) [00:13:03]
06 System of a Down / Wu-Tang Clan - Shame (from Loud Rocks) [00:16:23]
07 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Sickening Wars (from Dictator) [00:19:04]
08 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! (UK CD1)) [00:21:19]
09 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [00:23:25]
10 Scars On Broadway - Chemicals (from Scars On Broadway) [00:25:53]
11 System of a Down - Suite-Pee (from System of a Down) [00:29:05]
12 System of a Down - Inner Vision (from Steal This Album!) [00:31:35]
13 Linkin Park - Rebellion (feat. Daron Malakian) (from The Hunting Party) [00:34:09]
14 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:37:53]
15 System of a Down - Needles (from Toxicity) [00:41:52]
16 Scars On Broadway - World Long Gone (from Scars On Broadway) [00:45:05]
17 System of a Down - Know (from System of a Down) [00:48:19]
18 System of a Down - Snowblind (from The Osbourne Family Album) [00:51:15]
19 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [00:55:45]
20 Scars On Broadway - Exploding / Reloading (from Scars On Broadway) [00:57:59]
21 System of a Down - Revenga (from Mezmerize) [01:00:14]
22 System of a Down - Tentative (from Hypnotize) [01:04:01]
23 System of a Down - Toxicity (from Toxicity) [01:07:37]
24 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [01:11:15]
25 System of a Down - Metro (from Dracula 2000 OST) [01:13:14]
26 System of a Down - Soil (from System of a Down) [01:16:11]
27 System of a Down - A.D.D. (American Dream Denial) (from Steal This Album!) [01:19:36]
28 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Lives (from Dictator) [01:22:51]
29 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [01:26:51]
30 System of a Down - Holy Mountains (from Hypnotize) [01:30:16]
31 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [01:35:44]
32 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Gie Mou "My Son" (from Dictator) [01:39:18]
33 System of a Down - Roulette (from Steal This Album!) [01:41:58]
34 System of a Down - ATWA (from Toxicity) [01:45:16]
35 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fuck and Kill (from Dictator) [01:48:11]
36 System of a Down - Highway Song (from Steal This Album!) [01:51:42]
37 System of a Down - Mind (from System of a Down) [01:54:55]
38 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [02:01:11]
39 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Dictator (from Dictator) [02:04:09]
40 System of a Down - Ego Brain (from Steal This Album!) [02:07:05]
41 System of a Down - Violent Pornography (from Mezmerize) [02:10:23]
42 System of a Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [02:13:54]
43 Scars On Broadway - Enemy (from Scars On Broadway) [02:17:02]
44 System of a Down - Suggestions (from System of a Down) [02:20:05]
45 System of a Down - Thetawaves (from Steal This Album!) [02:22:44]
46 System of a Down - Darts (from System of a Down) [02:25:21]
47 Scars On Broadway - Babylon (from Scars On Broadway) [02:28:02]
48 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [02:31:56]
49 System of a Down - Streamline (from Steal This Album!) [02:34:47]
50 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Guns Are Loaded (from Dictator) [02:38:22]
51 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [02:42:34]
52 System of a Down - Soldier Side - Intro (from Mezmerize) [02:46:26]
53 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [02:47:29]
54 System of a Down - Chop Suey! (from Toxicity) [02:51:06]
55 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (from System of a Down) [02:54:34]
56 System of a Down - Lost In Hollywood (from Mezmerize) [02:58:05]
57 Scars On Broadway - Scars On Broadway (from Scars On Broadway) [03:03:21]
58 System Of A Down - Protect The Land (from Protect The Land / Genocidal Humanoidz) [03:06:05]
59 Scars On Broadway - They Say (from Scars On Broadway) [03:11:09]
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Mutha-fuckaaaas! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to Monday Morning Aural Sex and another installment of the Pervert Appreciation Series! This one’s for my dear friend Cat DeCuir, aka Cat Ravyn. It’s funny, but even after 12 years of friendship, I still don’t know her actual age or legal last name. She’s just a woman of mystery like that, and I respect it. I certainly should considering my binary moniker of OO111111 (which translates via ASCII text into “?”). On the off chance you’re unaware, that’s what my shorter nickname Double-O is a reference to.
Anyway, I met Cat through a mutual love of ours named Sunny Rae. Waaay back in 2010, although I knew of Cat for a year or so prior through various posts on social media, even including fuckin’ Myspace. Feels like a motherfucking eternity ago that Myspace was remotely relevant. So, after I graduated college in FL, I moved out west to try and find a career in the audio/entertainment industry in LA. Sunny and I hung out a time or two with Cat and her boyfriend at the time, Chris. They both seemed like real good people, especially good friends to her. I had no idea then how important they would become to me soon after that. Don’t worry, I’m not going to dwell too long on all that in this intro; just need to emphasize the point.
After Sunny… did what she did, I was left feeling completely lost, completely alone in the world. At the first memorial her friends held for her, I was sitting by myself, not really knowing what to say or do, and suddenly Cat and Chris came up to me and hugged me… Dearest perverts, I have seldom ever felt greater gratitude in my life than in that moment. After that, we all grew much closer, going to concerts, movies, Bar Sinister, or simply just chilling and playing Left 4 Dead. Cat even semi-regularly co-hosted in the super early days of this podcast, which is where a great number of these tracks come from. We all have a lot in common, and I really appreciated the warm companionship from these people who were mourning the same person I was. Unfortunately, my dad fell ill in spring/summer of 2012, so I had to move back east. Who helped me pack my mountain of shit into a moving truck? Yup, Cat and Chris (among a few others).
They’ve since parted ways, but we’re all still good friends. I’ve visited twice since I moved, but it’s difficult when there’s an entire continent between ya. Gets kinda expensive, ya know? Still though, there’s not an ounce of love lost. I’ll always love the both of them for being there for me in that unprecedented darkness, and just for who they are as people. We can effortlessly pick up wherever we leave off, and I feel like that’s far too rare in relationships these days. I dunno. Anyway, although I’m sure I’ll eventually do a podcast like this for Chris, this one’s about Cat. Why now? Well, glad you asked.
Ya see, this fantastic lady is currently fundraising via Gofundme for a special eye surgery that she needs, for fear of fuckin’ blindness. I might as well just recite the description that another dear friend of ours, Jenna, wrote for her campaign:
“My name is Jenna and I have created this account to raise money for an eye surgery that my dearest friend Cat requires to save her vision. She is an amazing artist, craftsman, and designer whose work and ingenuity are truly an inspiration to me. To lose her vision would be a loss for us all. Here is her story:
In her early childhood, Cat incurred a severe injury to her eyes. The injury resulted in scar tissue on her cornea and a fatty lipid growth that would worsen her vision over time.
In the last few years, her eyesight has gotten so bad that it significantly impedes her ability to create art, do renovations and restorations as well as daily tasks such as driving, seeing safely in low light, and work functions.
She was recently advised that a type of Lasix eye surgery might be able to improve her vision. However, she was not a candidate as the damage was to serve for simple Lasix. She will now require surgery under general anesthesia with an ophthalmologist to save her vision. Due to complications from the original injury, both eyes will require surgery.
This surgery isn't covered by any insurance, and only a handful of doctors can even perform it, making it rare and more expensive to treat. The very base amount for the surgery, not pending any additional complications is $16,000. This doesn't include the money she will have to pay out of pocket for gas, time off work, loss of commissions, etc.
I can honestly tell you that she is the type of person who would just soldier on, still kicking as much ass as possible, even if she was completely blind. She is just that tough and determined to live her life no matter what comes her way. But now there is a solution that will save and improve her vision. Ensuring that her ability to work, create art and be independent will be saved.
The surgery is currently set for the end of September, so I need your help in raising these funds as soon as possible. All funds will go directly to her to pay for the surgery itself. Any funding over our goal will be used for related out-of-pocket expenses. Thank you so much for taking the time to read her story. We are so grateful for any donations and if you cannot donate we ask that you please share the link far and wide.”
So, ya see, Cat is adored far and wide, and she needs a little help from us all right now. I intend to help her however I can, and despite this podcast only being a small platform, every little bit helps. She was there for me multiple times in my times of great need, so best believe I’m gonna be there for her in hers. Shit, she deserves a dedicated podcast at the very least, even if it only gets one additional person to donate something or share the link (which I’ll be including in the story posts and here as well: https://gofund.me/b19709fa). Also also, I compiled as many of these tracks as I could find onto a playlist on Spotify, so if you prefer to listen there, it’s available: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6mQss6LRh6nmsING0Jf8hY?si=cb5a65a229554372
All that said, please consider helping out in some way, and of course, yojne the fuck out of this podcast. Love you, Cat!
01 Cat DeCuir - Dicking Around On The Piano At The Spooky House (from http://www.facebook.com/catravyn) [00:04:48]
02 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [00:07:26]
03 Xtian Silver - Talk 07 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-09 (The Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom Meets The Cat Edition)) [00:09:26]
04 Fantômas - Rosemary's Baby (from The Director's Cut) [00:09:59]
05 Puscifer - Polar Bear (from 'C' Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here) [00:13:14]
06 Rasputina - Gingerbread Coffin (from Cabin Fever) [00:17:14]
07 Rocky Horror Picture Show - Rose Tint My World (from Rocky Horror Picture Show Audience Par-tici-pation Album) [00:20:54]
08 Xtian Silver - Talk 08 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-09 (The Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom Meets The Cat Edition)) [00:29:47]
09 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City OST) [00:30:38]
10 Otto Von Schirach - The UFO is Waiting (from Draculo) [00:34:38]
11 Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String (At The Two O'Clock Club) (from Small Change (Remastered)) [00:37:43]
12 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [00:40:08]
13 Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song (from Nothing’s Shocking) [00:46:11]
14 3TEETH - Lights Out (feat. Ho99o9) (from Lights Out) [00:50:05]
15 Xtian Silver - Talk 04 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-16 (The !!!!!!! Edition)) [00:54:15]
16 Killing Joke - The Beautiful Dead (from Extremities, Dirt And Various Repressed Emotions) [00:54:50]
17 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid MF (from You'll Rebel To Anything) [01:00:49]
18 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs) [01:03:13]
19 The Tiger Lillies - Hamsters (from... Cat's too drunk to care… but I’m not! After first including this track on an edition we did 10 fuckin’ years ago, I finally looked ‘em up, and this track is off the album Farmyard Filth) [01:06:04]
20 Xtian Silver - Talk 06 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-16 (The !!!!!!! Edition)) [01:08:17]
21 Skinny Puppy - Jahya (from The Process) [01:08:39]
22 Widow - The Labyrinth (from Hoia Baciu) [01:12:11]
23 Leonard Cohen - Waiting For The Miracle (from Natural Born Killers OST) [01:15:23]
24 Chinese Grandpa - Witchy Witch (from https://soundcloud.com/chinese-grandpa) [01:19:06]
25 Nostalghia - God Be You (from God Be You) [01:22:11]
26 Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) (An Evening with Pete King) (from Small Change) [01:26:51]
27 Xtian Silver - Talk 03 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)) [01:30:20]
28 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching To The Perverted (Disc 1)) [01:30:43]
29 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain is in the Cupboard Above the Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs) [01:35:33]
30 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness) [01:39:08]
31 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen) [01:42:49]
32 Xtian Silver - Talk 04 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)) [01:47:09]
33 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish) [01:48:10]
34 Puscifer - Rev 22:20 (from Underworld OST) [01:51:49]
35 Deftones - Hearts / Wires (from Gore) [01:56:21]
36 Genitorturers - Flesh Is The Law (from Flesh Is The Law) [02:01:39]
37 Timur and the Dime Museum - Closer (from The Collection: Songs from the Operatic Underworld) [02:05:32]
38 Björk - Where Is The Line? (from Medúlla) [02:10:24]
39 Tom Waits - I Don’t Wanna Grow Up (from Bone Machine) [02:15:02]
40 Xtian Silver - Talk 05 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-01-21 (50th Edition)) [02:17:26]
41 Nine Inch Nails - Lights In The Sky (from The Slip) [02:18:06]
42 Puscifer - Tiny Monsters (from Conditions Of My Parole) [02:21:36]
43 Queen - The Show Must Go On (from Platinum Collection (Disc 2)) [02:26:16]
44 Lovage - Book Of The Month (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [02:30:21]
45 Die Robot - Beautiful Skin (from Technopunk) [02:34:47]
46 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (from Sonic Jihad) [02:40:07]
47 Hanin Elias - Untouchable (from Future Noir) [02:44:05]
48 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (from 70’s Rock Must Die) [02:47:41]
49 Atari Teenage Riot - Into The Death (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [02:53:49]
50 Xtian Silver - Talk 08 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)) [02:57:12]
51 Chopin, Frédéric - Piano Concerto No.2 in F minor, Op.21: 2. Larghetto (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1)) [02:58:42]
52 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single) [03:07:42]
53 Xtian Silver - Talk 09 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)) [03:27:53]
54 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May) [03:29:20]
55 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (From 'Sicko') (from One Man Revolution) [03:32:25]
56 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [03:35:27]
57 Xtian Silver - Talk 10 (feat. Cat Ravyn) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That's Very Editioney feat. Cat Ravyn)) [03:38:49]
58 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker)) [03:41:50]
59 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5) [03:45:38]
60 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante) [03:49:17]
61 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme) [03:54:24]
62 Marcin Patrzałek - Moonlight Sonata (from Moonlight Sonata) [03:55:32]
63 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls) [04:00:55]
Sooo, these last two tracks require a bit of a preface. A year after Sunny ventured to another plane of existence (or something), I wrote a memorial poetry piece called Sunset. I published it on one of my blogs along with a recitation, and Cat loved it. I was on the fence about including this both because it’s so long and ‘cause it’s so emotional, but I figured it’s easy enough to just shut this shit off if you’re not interested or don’t feel like getting sad. Perfectly understandable in either case, but if you do stick around, I highly recommend reading along on the blog, because just listening is only half the experience. Also, make sure to read it on a desktop or laptop, or request a desktop version of the site from your mobile browser settings. The mobile version of the site ignores all the formatting, and all the white text simply disappears into the white background. Without any further ado, this is Sunset…
64 OO111111 - Sunset (from https://oo111111.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/sunset/) [04:06:32]
65 Sunny Rae - 11-09-08: Thank you for loving me (from https://on.soundcloud.com/hmLK) [04:30:36]