Monday Morning Aural Sex

2021-02-15 (Best of the Fuckfests Edition)

Mmmmm… good fuckin’ morning, perverts and perveletties. I told ya I had a treat for ya this week, but it’s buried deep in my pants. I mean, my pockets are fuckin’ cavernous. Like, bring a flashlight and climbing gear. Or I could just pull it out for ya right now… Wel”cum” to the Best of the Fuckfests Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! You know what we’ll be hearing this week? Any of you more devoted perverts might remember the Valentine’s Day and Saturnalia Fuckfest editions I did back in 2012 and ’13. Well, this is the best of those. Lots of really, really fuckin’ good memories tied to a lot of this music, and yes, I do mean that. 
To anyone new to this whole shebang, this is some of my favorite fuckin’ music; music to fuck to, music to make fuckin’ love to, music to love fuckin’ yourself to, you get the fuckin’ gist. I’ve also inserted a number of miscellaneous samples before & after certain tracks. Some of them are experiences I’ve had, some are some dumb dickhead reciting some stupid poetry bullshit, and some are just movie or TV show clips, but I tried to make them as relevant and/or amusing as possible. Also, I would say that if you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to fuck me, a good portion of the answer’s somewhere in an elaborate aural cross-stitch of all this most fucktacular of all fucktacularity (also known as “pretty awesome fuckin’ music”). And hey, if you’ve never wondered what it’d be like to fuck me, and/or would never want to, feel free as fuck to go fuck yourself! Everybody wins!
Should I tell you a little more about the tracks? Let’s seeeee… Well, okay, since you’re being such an obedient audience sitting there listening to me yammer the fuck on like this. Some of these tracks are meant to give ya a chuckle or two, some are there to demonstrate my affinity for certain types of sex, and some are songs that have indeed been the sonic backdrop for a number of fuckin’s of mine. Jack’s Smirking Revenge from the Fight Club soundtrack is a great example. Nearly anything by Psyclon Nine and/or  Deftones are lovely for all that as well.
Any-fuckin’-way, whatd’ya say we get down to bidness and fuckin’ yojne already, hmm?!
01 Rammstein - Pussy (Flagpole Edit) (from Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da) [00:01:45]
02 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (from Speedcore.ca) [00:05:41]
03 Borgore - Love (the Gagging Version) (from Gorestep Vol. 1.1) [00:08:36]
04 Lords of Acid - Scrood Bi U (from Farstucker) [00:12:56]
05 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (from Salpica / Skeleton Search (Modeselektor Edit)) [00:17:28]
06 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [00:20:55]
07 One Inch Punch - Pretty Piece Of Flesh (Sexual Intercourse Edit) (from Romeo + Juliet OST) [00:25:43]
08 Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth (feat. Kia Jeffries) (from Aktapuss) [00:30:23]
09 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKZ VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [00:33:43]
10 Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 (from Spice) [00:36:31]
11 Psyclon Nine - Flesh Harvest (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:40:19]
12 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:44:35]
13 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:49:07]
14 Deftones - Bored (Stupid Poetry Bullshit Intro) (from Adrenaline) [00:54:42]
15 Lords of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker) [00:59:00]
16 kidneythieves - S+M (A Love Song) (from Trickster) [01:00:44]
17 Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat (from Get Your Body Beat) [01:04:12]
18 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [01:08:46]
19 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [01:12:07]
20 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery (Warm Abusive Gun Edit) (from Broken) [01:17:00]
21 Lords of Acid - Slave To Love (from Farstucker) [01:22:23]
22 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is for Vagina) [01:25:45]
23 Atari Teenage Riot - Sex (from Delete Yourself!) [01:31:08]
24 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:34:39]
25 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:37:13]
26 Supreme Beings of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:40:38]
27 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search (Modeselektor Edit)) [01:45:17]
28 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [01:49:42]
29 Puscifer - Rev 22:20 (from Underworld OST) [01:54:44]
30 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [01:59:15]
31 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed to a Bright Future) [02:03:14]
32 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (Petrified Edit) (from Cruelty and the Beast) [02:08;11]
33 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (Wistful Hatefuck Edit) (from Mer de Noms) [02:10:33]
34 Cody Chesnutt - With Me In Mind (with Sonja Marie) (from The Headphone Masterpiece I) [02:15:08]
35 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [02:19:01]
36 Lords of Acid - The Most Wonderful Girl (Go Fuck Yourself Edit) (from Lust) [02:22:18]
37 Tweet - Oops (Oh My) (Cum Edit) (from Southern Hummingbird) [02:27:10]
38 Dead Prez - Mind Sex (from Let’s Get Free) [02:31:00]
39 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [02:35:52]
40 Busta Rhymes - What’s It Gonna Be (feat. Janet Jackson) (from Extinction Level Event - The Final World Front) [02:42:45]
41 Deftones - Digital Bath (from White Pony [Reissue]) [02:48:28]
42 Ashanti - Only U (from Concrete Rose) [02:52:29]
43 Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me (from Fantastic Planet) [02:55:58]
44 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (The Cure cover) (Love You Most When You Cum For Me Edit) (from Sonic Jihad) [03:00:18]
45 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Full Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:04:27]
46 Fluke - Another Kind Of Blues (Dream Edit) (from Puppy) [03:12:15]
47 Deftones - Passenger (from White Pony) [03:16:46]
48 LL Cool J - Doin’ It (from Mr. Smith) [03:22:50]
49 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen of the Damned OST) [03:27:38]
50 The Dust Brothers - Jack’s Smirking Revenge (Clever Edit) (from Fight Club OST) [03:32:57]
51 Type O Negative - My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend (from October Rust) [03:37:07]
52 DMX - Don’t Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [03:40:49]
53 Deftones - Sextape (from Diamond Eyes) [03:45:15]
54 Orgy - Pantomime (from Candyass) [03:49:28]
55 Insane Clown Posse - Lil’ Somthin’ Somthin’ (from Riddle Box) [03:53:50]
56 Twiztid - Wet Dreams (Fantastic Violation Edit) (from Independents Day) [03:58:45]
57 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ [South African Release]) [04:02:40]
58 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [04:05:47]
59 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [04:10:07]
60 Dark Lotus - Bitch I’m Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [04:13:41]
61 Twiztid - She Ain’t Afraid (from Mostasteless) [04:17:45]
62 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [04:23:46]
63 Yung Humma - Lemme Smang It (feat. Flynt Flossy) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin’) [04:26:49]
64 GWAR - I’m Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [04:30:18]

2021-02-08 (Flashback Edition: 2013-02-14 (Fuck Valentine's Day Edition (Updated & Expanded)))

What’s this? A new intro on a flashback edition?! What is this black sorcery?! Yes, indeed! Welcome one and all, all in one, to the Fuck Valentine’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex from a bazillion years ago in 2013. Sooo, I actually do have a new edition compiled already, but it took me longer than I’d anticipated, and there were still many hours worth of work to do after that. I made an executive muthafuckin’ decision to not only revive this old edition because Valentine’s Day is next weekend, but because I’ve got yet another treat in store for us next week right after VD… well, gee, I certainly hope you don’t get VD on VD, ‘cause that’d make for quite a tense conversation, but I digress.
So, I could’ve just republished the old one as it was and called it a night, but in light of recent events involving Marilyn Manson, I thought it’d be best to just remove his tracks from the edition. Frankly, I just feel ill at ease listening to any of his music now, even though they’re mostly all still good songs… the older stuff, anyway. Despite the music still having all sorts of fond memories attached to it all, like I said in a recent Facebook post, it feels like someone smeared shit through a photo album. Now, I did go ahead and republish the old one as it was (with the Manson tracks) under the original date of Feb. 14th, 2013, (I said 12th in the intro, but I realized my mistake too late to fix it without any significant bother) but to compensate for those 3 tracks I subtracted, I added fuckin’ 27, leaving us with a net gain of 24, and an additional 2 hours of fucktacularity. All that stuff is from podcasts past (since this is a Flashback Edition after all), but I dug deep to keep it interesting, hehe. Actually, some of the tracks I added were written after the original podcast was made almost 8 years ago, so we’ve got a few tracks violating the laws of time and space here. That’s always fun, right?
Also also, I hadn’t started saying yojne in my intros at that time, so I shall now bid you adieu, wish you a merry yojne and a how-d’ya-do banana in your shoe right now. Take it away, past me!
Mmmm… hehe, how's it goin' perverts?  Hope you all enjoyed the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition.  This one's gonna pretty much be a polar opposite.  That's right, motherfuckas.  This one's been a long time comin'.  Welcome, perverts new and old, hot and scrubly, single and unfortunate, to the Fuck Valentine's Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  This one's gonna be a fuckin' blast of bitterness, cynicism and homicidal euphoria, and it'll wrap up with some fucksquisite Sex about independence and self-empowerment.  Ohh, you're gonna love this one, and so am I.  Let's do this!
01 Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Everyone Has AIDS (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:02:19]
02 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits) [00:03:58]
03 B.B. King - Never Trust A Woman (from King Of The Blues (Disc 1)) [00:06:47]
04 Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall In Love With You (from Zoo Hypothesis) [00:09:20]
05 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (from Donnie Darko OST) [00:11:12]
06 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [00:14:29]
07 L7 - Shitlist (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:17:49]
08 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged (from The Fragile (Left)) [00:20:37]
09 (hed)p.e. - Pac Bell (from Broke) [00:25:20]
10 Twiztid - Spiderwebs (from Heartbroken and Homicidal) [00:30:12]
11 Rihanna - Unfaithful (Dumb Fuckin’ Bitch Edit) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-09-23 (Still Glad To Be Single Edition)) [00:34:38]
12 Groove Coverage - Runaway (from Greatest Hits) [00:38:19]
13 kidneythieves - Crazy (from Zerøspace) [00:41:25]
14 Nine Inch Nails - Wish (from Broken) [00:45:11]
15 Mr. Sam - Secret (feat. Rani) (from Lyteo (Platinum Edition)) [00:48:48]
16 The Offspring - Self-Esteem (from Smash) [00:57:55]
17 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [01:02:11]
18 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache) [01:07:53]
19 From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn’s Monologue (from The Fiction We Live) [01:12:49]
20 Riot Ten, Whales - Save You (feat. Megan Stokes) (from Save You (feat. Megan Stokes)) [01:17:20]
21 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:21:05]
22 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds Of The Alter Boys) [01:27:50]
23 Kate Havnevik - Suckerlove (from Melankton) [01:31:59]
24 Massive Attack - Better Things (from Protection) [01:37:52]
25 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:42:06]
26 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:44:37]
27 Alesana - Congratulations, I Hate You (from On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax) [01:48:29]
28 Chevelle - Comfortable Liar (from Wonder What’s Next) [01:52:19]
29 Rezz - Someone Else (feat. Grabbitz) (from Someone Else) [01:56:00]
30 Catnapp - Armed (feat. FFX) (from Fear) [01:59:18]
31 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [02:01:58]
32 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast) [02:06:28]
33 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [02:09:48]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Rainbows & Stuff (from Bizaar) [02:14:50]
35 Lovage - Archie & Veronica (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [02:18:20]
36 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow (feat. Kylie Minogue) (from Murder Ballads) [02:23:28]
37 Kittie - Choke (from Spit) [02:27:21]
38 The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling (from Collection I) [02:31:34]
39 Otep - Baby's Breath (from Atavist) [02:34:42]
40 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone (Special Edition)) [02:41:01]
41 Eminem - Kim (Uncut) (from Marshall Mathers LP) [02:45:44]
42 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall Of Ideals) [02:52:04]
43 Linkin Park - Don't Stay (from Meteora) [02:55:22]
44 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [02:58:26]
45 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:01:45]
46 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)) [03:05:03]
47 Mangoo, Raaban, IZKO - I Don’t Give A Fuck (from I Don’t Give A Fuck) [03:07:44]
48 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [03:10:18]
49 Children of Bodom - You’re Better Off Dead (from Hate Crew Deathroll) [03:13:56]
50 Bear Grillz - Smile Without U (feat. Nevve) (from Smile Without U (feat. Nevve)) [03:17:56]
51 Eminem - Superman (from Eminem Show) [03:21:00]
52 VAST - Free (from Music For People) [03:26:48]
53 Jarvis & Roughmath - Time (feat. Ivy J) (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [03:29:52]
54 Dan Le Sac, Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me (from Repent Replenish Repeat) [03:34:13]
55 Henry Rollins - I Know You (from Black Coffee Blues) [03:39:53]
56 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from Mirror's Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes) [03:45:07]
57 Kate Ryan - Desenchanteé (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4) [03:49:29]
58 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [03:53:03]
59 Saosin - You're Not Alone (from Saosin) [03:57:37]
60 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [04:01:29]
61 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes) [04:05:21]
62 Mudvayne - Not Falling (from The End Of All Things To Come) [04:09:57]
63 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [04:14:34]
64 Otep - Self-Made (from House Of Secrets) [04:17:47]
65 Henry Rollins - Disintegration (from Nights Behind the Tree Line) [04:21:21]
66 Jay-Z - 99 Problems (from The Grey Album) [04:30:59]
67 Dirt Devils - Music Is Life (Vocal Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03 (Disc 2)) [04:35:04]
68 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…) [04:42:29]

2021-02-01 (Punk-Hop Edition Vol. 2)

Up the fuck’s what, pervopaloozios and pervalicities? Clew-fuckin’-emo to the 2nd volume of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Can ya guess what we have in store for us this week? I know, the name Punk-Hop is probably way too fuckin’ cryptic, right? Of course, we’ll be hearing plenty of smooth-ass sandpaper-jazz like Kenny G, new age mustache adventures with Yanni, twang-a-langin’ good ol’ times with Toby Keith, the bizarre mid-life crises involving obsessions with Hawaiian attire and alcoholism that go along with every Jimmy Buffett ballad, you know the drill. Yes, you know, like the drill I’d gingerly insert into my ear cavities and trigger before I’d either subject you to nonshensh like that or listen to it myself.
Nawwww, punk & hip-hop. That’s my goddamn motherfuckin’ story and I’ma goddamn motherfuckin’ stick to it. Most of the tracks are new finds, some are classics that haven’t yet been played on the podcast for whatever fuckin’ reason, and a handful of exceptionally exceptional tracks from podcasts past. I’ll leave it to the future alien scholars to determine which are which, and I suggest you do the same. I also suggest you stick your nipples in a whirlpool in space 3 times before the bells ring on the 8th full moon of the year, but nobody’s followed that suggestion yet as far as I know. It’s a conspiracy, maaaaaan! I know it’s true, ‘cause I read about it on the internet!
I also made an effort to include some punk & hip-hop tracks from other countries, in other languages besides English. You can still appreciate shit even if you don’t fully understand it, motherfucker. Most of us have no idea about the vast complexities that surround us in this universe, but we’re able to appreciate that all the same. What, you don’t like things that don’t make sense to you? Well, that’s a goddamn motherfuckin’ shame, ‘cause that’s the process of knowledge, bitch! Shit doesn’t make sense, so ya figure it out! Ya been doin’ it ever since y’all were babies deucin’ in ya drawers. What happened? Did late-stage capitalism suck your soul away entirely?
Well, that’s understandable. You know what else is understandable? The yojne. Whether you understand it or not, the yojne is inevitable, and it beginnnnnnzzzsszszszsszzsssssss… now!
01 NOBRO - LALA (from LALA) [00:01:46]
02 CES Cru - Time Is Now (from 13) [00:03:33]
03 Punch - Done (from Nothing Lasts) [00:07:06]
04 Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (from Simon Says) [00:08:15]
05 Blitz - Someone's Gonna Die (from British Punk Anarchy) [00:11:05]
06 KRS-One - Step into a World (Rapture's Delight) (from I Got Next) [00:13:32]
07 Weekend Nachos - For Life (from Worthless) [00:18:19]
08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [00:19:24]
09 Bob Vylan - We Live Here (from We Live Here) [00:22:36]
10 La Coka Nostra - I'm An American (feat. B-Real) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [00:24:44]
11 Crass - Do They Owe Us a Living? (from The Feeding of the Five Thousand (The Second Sitting)) [00:28:40]
12 Beastie Boys - Intergalactic - Edit (from Hello Nasty (Deluxe Version/Remastered 2009)) [00:30:05]
13 Tagada Jones - Mort aux cons (from La peste et le choléra) [00:33:56]
14 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c'tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:37:49]
15 Ett Dödens Maskineri - Stad i Ijus (from Sveriges Humanitära Ruiner) [00:41:31]
16 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [00:46:06]
17 Пурген - Анархия (from Атомная Романтика) [00:50:07]
18 Jedi Mind Tricks - Imperial Tyranny (feat. King Magnetic) (from Violence Begets Violence) [00:52:07]
19 7000$ - Пламя свободы (feat. Рустем Булатов) (from Путь Слабака, или Книга Лишнего Человека) [00:55:42]
20 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [00:59:19]
21 ROTTENGRAFFTY - ハレルヤ (from You are ROTTENGRAFFTY) [01:01:47]
22 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:05:47]
23 Pulse Factory - 風に鳴れ (from ULTRANOVA) [01:09:22]
24 Sticky Fingaz - Get It Up (from Black Trash: The Autobiography of Kirk Jones) [01:13:35]
25 Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Baby Stardust (from Punk Is Our Life) [01:17:33]
26 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [01:20:44]
27 The Damned - Smash It Up (from The Chiswick Singles And Another Thing) [01:23:27]
28 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [01:26:14]
29 The Story So Far - Keep This Up (from Proper Dose) [01:30:29]
30 A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (from The Low End Theory) [01:32:51]
31 Blood Command - S01E02.Return.Of.The.Arsonist.720p.HDTV.x264 (from Return of the Arsonist) [01:37:01]
32 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [01:39:59]
33 Ho99o9, Mike IX - Firefly Family (from Blurr (Mixtape)) [01:43:15]
34 Warren G, O.G.L.B. - This D.J. (from Regulate… G Funk Era) [01:47:04]
35 Higher Power - Rewire (101) (from 27 Miles Underwater) [01:50:23]
36 Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover 98) (feat. Fat Joe) (from Capital Punishment (Explicit Version)) [01:52:09]
37 Dakka Skanks - Sir Action (from Sir Action) [01:55:53]
38 A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation (from The Anthology) [01:59:38]
39 Peter and the Test Tube Babies - Blown out Again (from The Mating Sounds of South American Frogs) [02:03:17]
40 CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! (from Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!) [02:07:52]
41 Beach Slang - Dirty Cigarettes (from Cheap Thrills on a Dead End Street) [02:09:28]
42 Hi-Tech - Book of Life (from DJ Shok presents The Music: Hi-Tech’s Golden Era Singles) [02:12:20]
43 Penetration - Life's A Gamble (from Moving Targets) [02:17:17]
44 Sadistik - Death Warrant (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Tech N9ne) (from Ultraviolet) [02:20:10]
45 Knocked Loose - All My Friends (from Mistakes Like Fractures) [02:24:14]
46 GAWNE - Death to Mumble Rap (feat. Mac Lethal, Futuristic & Crypt) (from Death to Mumble Rap) [02:26:38]
47 Meet Me @ The Altar - Morris Farm Drive (from Bigger Than Me) [02:31:34]
48 Onyx - Last Dayz (from Best Of Onyx) [02:34:58]
49 Strike Anywhere - Dress the Wounds (from Dress the Wounds) [02:38:37]
50 Lecrae - Over The Top (from Restoration) [02:41:22]
51 Trapped Under Ice - TUI (from Secrets Of The World) [02:44:30]
52 Run The Jewels - No Save Point - From "Cyberpunk 2077" (from No Save Point (From "Cyberpunk 2077”)) [02:46:17]
53 Slick Shoes - Carry This (from Carry This) [02:49:25]
54 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [02:52:21]
55 The Cortinas - Defiant Pose (from Punk Rock Anthology) [02:56:34]
56 Snow Tha Product - "Holy Sh!t" (from “Holy Sh!t” - Single) [02:59:07]
57 Sprints - Manifesto (from Manifesto) [03:00:42]
58 Twiztid - Never Be Nothing (from Revelashen) [03:03:28]
59 Radio Birdman - Aloha Steve & Danno (from The Essential Radio Birdman) [03:06:13]
60 Insane Clown Posse - You Should Know (from The Marvelous Missing Link (Lost)) [03:10:07]
61 Jamie Lenman - I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend (from King of Clubs) [03:14:35]
62 Hieroglyphics - You Never Knew (from 3rd Eye Vision) [03:17:06]
63 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:21:35]
64 Lex the Hex Master - Sleep at Night (feat. HB the Grizzly) (from Party Castle, Ep. 1) [03:25:03]

2021-01-25 (Chill the Fuck Out Edition Vol. 6)

Ooooouuuuuttttt thhheeeee fffffuuuuucccckkkk chillllllll, perverinos and perveretties. Slambo fuckin’ macarooni and emoclew to the damngod 6th volume of the Fuck the Out Chill Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Shit, the weather ‘round here lately’s certainly got me sayin’ shit like that. You know what I mean and meant though, I know. Ya know? So, most of us semi-rational human creatures got a major chill moment on the 20th, as Biden & Harris were inaugurated w/o any incidence of violence across the country (as far as I know). Shit seemed downright miraculous from my admittedly limited perspective, even though Biden was not at all my candidate during the primary… No chill on that one, FYI. Of course, chilling is a fuckin’ luxury these days, especially when there’s so much shit to get done. One of the greatest things about this podcast though is that you can enjoy it whenever the bloody well fuck ya want to, so if now’s not your moment to chill, just save it for later. 
Lemme tell ya, if ya don’t, you’re fuckin’ missing out on all sortsa loveliness. You’re welcome to do that, too. You have every right to live your life as miserably as ya want, just so long as you’re not hurtin’ anyone. You know what’s fuckin’ mind-blowing though? Both negative and positive reactions are equally valid and fascinating when analyzed past the superficial and placed in proper context. Simply saying, “this is trash,” or, “this is awesome,” isn’t enough. That’s just binary, ya know? Positive or negative. My persistent question is the why. Why is it trash? Why is it awesome? Have you ever engaged in discussions like that, asking people to elaborate on their otherwise one-dimensional opinions? You can really learn a lot about people that way, not even just in all they say, but in all they don’t say as well.
Of course, not everyone is linguistically adept enough to adequately describe their grievances and/or approvals. That’s fine; it just requires a little more patience and maybe guidance. I know patience seems to be in drastically short supply these days, but it really is invaluable if you can manage to summon any up. Anyway, as far as positive and negative reactions go, I almost never completely dismiss something so far as to call it trash. Far more often than not, it’s a reaction somewhere in the middle. It might simply be because the melody and/or lyrics left me wanting more than they provided. When you consider the reality of music being merely coordinated air disturbances, and how bizarrely unique our reactions to music can be (similar to how our lives can be), something leaving me wanting opens the door to all sorts of questions. What do I really want out of my coordinated air disturbances? Shit, I just want to feel somethin’. Hardly the worst criticism one could offer of a piece of art: it just didn’t make me feel what I was hoping to feel, or even anything at all. Even if it doesn’t affect me, it might affect others. Their experience is just as valid and fascinating as mine, especially if all it is is slightly different.
To circle back to my original point, I do indeed include negative experiences in my wanting to feel something. If I can’t stand something, oh, I remember that I can’t stand it and I remember why. Both negative and positive experiences serve to make the palette of your tastes more complete, more colorful; they’re memorable, and that’s all that really matters in the end. The only times I don’t remember stuff are when it’s simply mediocre, and I try hard to find something to like in almost everything I listen to, play, watch, read and definitely the people with whom I interact. Frankly, as much as I’ve talked about this podcast being a sort of legacy, all I really hope is that I’ve done something for y’all to be positively memorable. I’ve done and been through so much bullshit, I just want to make amends however possible to those I’ve wronged, and live whatever’s left of life trying to make others’ better.
Okay! I need to pump the fuckin’ brakes over here or else this goddamn intro will never end. Lemme say some shit about the tracks we’re about to hear and then I’ll get out your hair, Somethin’-About-Mary-style:
1. There’s almost 3 hours worth of new shit here. Anyone familiar with my previous CTFO editions knows I go entirely too fuckin’ HAM on these damn things, make ‘em way too long, I know. This one’s just a chinchilla’s twat hair over 5 hours. What can I say?! There’s just so much fuckin’ cool shit out there! Do y’all even realize?! Like I said last night to my buddy Al, sometimes when ya go lookin’ for cool shit, ya actually fuckin’ find some. Considering I’m almost always lookin’ for cool shit, yeeeeah…
2. The other 2 hours or so is stuff from previous CTFO editions and/or New Shit editions. Sometimes ya need to spin shit a couple times before it sticks. Sorry for the gross images that probably conjured up.
3. Considering the idea of “Chillout,” is so broad, so encompassing of different genres and subgenres, we’ll be hearing stuff from all over the spectrum here. As I’ve frequently encouraged, our music horizons should be as broad as our capacity for different emotions. We all experience heartbreak, but there’s no reason we should be revisiting the same 10 heartbreaking tracks we’ve known for most of our lives. Ya know? We all experience emotions in similarly unique ways to those in which we experience music. It can be so exquisitely complex, even if there’s merely something simple at the core. What’s more, simplicity can be just as beautiful as complexity.
With all that stupid poopoo trash done did and said, let us now breakdance the pancakes off the roof and slambo yojnerooni…
01 Said the Sky - Listen (from Faith) [00:04:29]
02 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:07:33]
03 Elon Dust - Wish You Were Here (feat. Melissa Heart) (from Wish You Were Here) [00:10:48]
04 SZA - Good Days (from Good Days) [00:14:05]
05 Blake Anthony, Croupdawg - 4 Bluntz (from 4 Bluntz) [00:18:39]
06 Caravan Palace - Pluma (from Pluma) [00:22:04]
07 Fousheé - single af (from single af) [00:25:09]
08 filous - Feel Good Inc. (feat. LissA) (Gorillaz cover) (from Feel Good Inc.) [00:28:11]
09 FERR - And Then You Came (feat. Maria Marcus) (from As Above So Below (Deluxe Version)) [00:31:59]
10 CHVRN - Find You (from Find You) [00:36:32]
11 Jhené Aiko - Come On (from Chilombo (Deluxe)) [00:39:49]
12 Raleigh Ritchie - Squares (from Andy) [00:42:20]
13 Blackmill - Fortune Soul (from Fortune Soul) [00:46:07]
14 Gramatik - Muy Tranquilo (from SB3) [00:49:20]
15 Jenevieve - Baby Powder (from Baby Powder) [00:53:10]
16 Deftones - Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix) (from Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix)) [00:56:04]
17 Sabrina Claudio - Warm December (from Warm December) [01:00:30]
18 Yo Trane - Time & Space (from Time & Space) [01:03:39]
19 David the Human - Lost In Space (feat. KovuSoul) (from https://soundcloud.com/davidthehuman) [01:06:56]
20 BANKS - Waiting Game (from Goddess (Deluxe)) [01:11:03]
21 NNAVY - Stay (from Blue) [01:14:27]
22 Labrinth - Forever (from Euphoria (Original Score from the HBO Series)) [01:18:56]
23 Rootkit - Only Knew (feat. Nevve) (from Only Knew (feat. Nevve)) [01:22:15]
24 ASTN - Flowers (from Flowers) [01:25:09]
25 Anna Wise, Little Simz - Abracadabra (from Abracadabra) [01:28:05]
26 Aaron Shirk, Aaron Trinh - Fading Away (from Fading Away) [01:32:06]
27 High Blue Sky - From Afar (from From Afar) [01:36:35]
28 Strange Fruit Project - Makin' my Way (from The Healing) [01:39:17]
29 Epidemic - They Don't Know (from Somethin’ for Tha Listeners) [01:43:51]
30 Groundfold - The Art of Letting Go (from The Art of Letting Go) [01:47:34]
31 Bobby "Blue" Bland - Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City (Single Version) (from Music For Groovin’) [01:53:30]
32 Foals - My Number (Paul Woolford Remix) (from Collected Reworks) [01:57:13]
33 Pete Flux, Parental - Illness (feat. Rob-O) (from Traveling Thought) [02:01:21]
34 Joy Crookes - Yah / Element - Medley (from Yah / Element (Medley)) [02:07:34]
35 Caro Emerald - Paris (from The Shocking Miss Emerald) [02:10:27]
36 City Girl - Walking in the Rain to a Café to Write Down Private Thoughts in Public (from Loveless Shadows) [02:15:10]
37 Kill Bill: The Rapper - Black Coffee (from Ramona) [02:18:13]
38 Killigrew - Hurt (from Hurt) [02:22:52]
39 Epidemic - Rhyme Writers (from Somethin’ for Tha Listeners) [02:28:11]
40 Depeche Mode, Johnny Dollar, Portishead - In Your Room (The Jeep Rock Mix) (from Depeche Mode - Singles Box 5) [02:31:30]
41 The Knife - Marble House (from Silent Shout) [02:37:44]
42 Crumb - Ghostride (from Jinx) [02:42:57]
43 Anima - Incubating in Ice (from Convalescence) [02:45:00]
44 Aerocity - Cold Weather Kids (from Cold Weather Kids) [02:49:41]
45 Ampyx - Resurrection (Bonus Track) (from Daybreak EP) [02:52:53]
46 Immortal Technique - Natural Beauty (from The Martyr) [02:58:02]
47 Ólafur Arnalds, Brasstríó Mosfellsdals - Dalur - Island Songs V (from Island Songs) [03:01:39]
48 Henry Green - Idle (feat. Ghostly Kisses) (from Half Light) [03:05:28]
49 Jacoo - subconscious (from subconscious) [03:09:06]
50 Tayyib Ali, DJ Grumble - Mindstate (from Still Smokin’) [03:12:13]
51 Vexaic - Imminent (from Imminent) [03:14:19]
52 Blackmill - Lucid Truth (from Miracle) [03:18:32]
53 The Album Leaf - The Light (from Into The Blue Again) [03:22:59]
54 Sizzle Bird - Elixir (from Elixir) [03:27:26]
55 Jon Batiste - Ask Me Now (from Jazz Is Now) [03:31:40]
56 GentleBeatz, FIFexclamation, Linearwave - Moon Blur (from Moon Blur) [03:37:03]
57 The Isley Brothers - Footsteps In the Dark - Pt. 1 & 2 (from It’s Your Thing: The Story Of The Isley Brothers) [03:39:24]
58 Phaeleh, Soundmouse - Breathe in Air (from Fallen Light) [03:44:26]
59 Limes - Blasé (from Fresh Squeezed) [03:50:20]
60 Vexaic - Essence (from All for You) [03:53:13]
61 LOWLIGHT - Fast Love (from Seduction) [03:57:55]
62 CMA - Small Losses (from Beautiful Sunset) [04:02:46]
63 Felly - Fabrics (from Waking up to Sirens) [04:07:31]
64 Joe Saan - REWIND (from REWIND) [04:11:03]
65 Funky DL - Ode To Nujabes (from Blackcurrent Jazz 2) [04:14:40]
66 TaQ - stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite) [04:18:13]
67 kvíðahópur - Reminisce in D (from Reminisce in D) [04:25:04]
68 Machinedrum, Tanerélle, Mono/Poly - Star (A$AP Ferg Remix) (from Star (A$AP Ferg Remix)) [04:27:13]
69 Worm is Green - These Eyes (from Loops, Cuts & Lost Clues, Vol. 4) [04:31:47]
70 Direct - Labyrinth (feat. Essenger) (from Labyrinth) [04:35:18]
71 Hakaisu - Shelter (feat. Alys) (from 001) [04:39:07]
72 Azedia - Something (from Something) [04:40:49]
73 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [04:47:13]
74 Giuseppe Ottaviani - Sundown (from In Search of Sunrise 16) [04:51:29]
75 Annie - In Heaven (from Dark Hearts) [04:55:15]
76 Jacoo - Eternity (from Eternity) [04:58:53]

2021-01-18 (Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition Vol. 3)

Good fuckin’ lord, perverts… Welcome to the 3rd volume of the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition! Such phenomenal fuckin’ shit ahead of us this week, and I don’t just mean this podcast. I’m fairly certain that at no point in history have so many people felt such profound anxiety centered around a single day, and in case y’all’ve been livin’ under a rock for the past 4 years, I’m talkin’ ‘bout Inauguration Day. We all watched absolutely stunned by the events of the 6th, while they did what they did. I actually had three different news feeds on simultaneously at one point. Journalists everywhere must’ve been going absolutely apeshit that day. 
As I said recently in a Facebook post, I saw a video that woman posted shortly before she was killed trying to breach a broken window into the barricaded and heavily-guarded halls of Congress (or the Senate, I’m not sure). She was ranting about California’s homeless problem. Granted, she may have been ranting about it because she had disdain instead of compassion for the homeless. If that’s the case, she can go fuck herself. If it’s not the case, then goddamn is it tragic that someone who was actually compassionate towards the homeless chose to… storm the Capitol… riiiiight. She’s dead right now because of Trump, because of what he told his easily-led followers to do, because he’s too small of a man to simply admit that he lost the election, and bow out with even the slightest modicum of dignity.
Now, there are lives being destroyed not merely due to his egregious mishandling of the COVID crisis, but due purely to his ego. The whole crux of his argument is absurd, because mail-in ballots are perfectly allowed in our particular democratic elections. Their challenges to the election results, not to mention the hapless supporters who (perhaps) unwittingly funded those efforts via political fundraising, have all failed (as far as I know, all 60 some-odd have failed). This is happening because your pitiful little orange bitch, your so-called “alpha,” is too much of the former to be any of the latter, so he calls upon his brigade of fools to do his bidding. Yes! He thinks of you as fools! That’s what con men do! They have to have some contempt for their marks, or else the con will fail.
I heard stories of people being surprised that Trump wasn’t marching with the crowd, and just… Why? Why would he march a mile or two with you when he already did indeed leave his own rally-going supporters in the freezing cold? I speculated that perhaps one of the reasons why so many people were unafraid to show their faces was because they figured the President had their backs. I’m sure there was no small amount of white privilege behind that sort of brazenness, but Jesus… these people genuinely do live in an alternate reality, and they’re actually dangerous now. Something must be done, or worse will come. Some of the details surrounding this are absolutely chilling on a, “let’s get the ever-loving fuck out of the country immediately,” sort of level.
Anyway, I hope this week will be uneventful, but I just… don’t know anymore. I do know that this podcast needs to get rollin’ already because I brought y’all the fuck down with that intro. Hardly my intention, just trying to voice concerns and observations. But yeah, this podcast is a little over 4 ½ hours long, which I think makes this one my longest Witch-rowave edition yet. Speaking of Witch-rowave Trap-House, let me break it down for the uninitiated by saying… fuck, I dunno. It’s a combination of the genres Witch House, Witch Trap, and Retrowave (aka Outrun, Synthwave, etc.). So, it’s all kind of nebulous, but one thing you can expect lots of is synth music in various forms. If you can hang with that, awesome. If not, wait ’til next week or somethin’. 
I should also mention the artwork as I have in the intros to previous editions. So, as some may have noticed, I went with another photo from the Neon Witch series. It’s really just too perfect for this theme for me to bother trying to deviate. Once again, you’ll have to forgive me as I butcher the absolute fuck out of these names, but the photographer is a guy named Sergey “Aku” Shetukhin, and the model’s name is Ekaterina Mozhina. They’re both on Instagram @akunohako & @katya_mozhina, respectively. Check them the fuck out, support them, buy a calendar, buy a print or three, do whatever you can do, because talent deserves support, goddammit; especially when said talent is lesser known. I have no idea how well-known either of them are, but still, support ‘em if ya can.
Anyway, all the tracks on this edition are new finds with three exceptions from some recent editions. Personally, I think this podcast is great to have on in the background or the foreground. So much awesome music found for this one, and with relatively minimal effort. Always delightful when that happens.
Know what else is delightful? The yojne… the yojne is delightful, you delighted-ass motherfuckers.
01 Brothel, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Clepsydra - Birth (from Birth/Rebirth) [00:04:07]
02 The Moody Blues - Rock 'N' Roll Over You (from The Other Side Of Life) [00:07:18]
03 King Plague - I Was Born Here and I Will Die Here (from Pestilence) [00:12:06]
04 Le Castle Vania, Hyper - Pray For My Enemies (from Pray For My Enemies) [00:13:33]
05 ΔXIUS LIИK x ножевые ранения ‎– NНΞЙ (from NНΞЙ) [00:17:38]
06 Kick Puncher - Horizon (from Horizon) [00:21:43]
07 åpostol, Slasher of Souls - Fucking Dawn (from Fucking Dawn) [00:25:48]
08 Bryant Lowry - Powerup (from Dark Triad) [00:29:43]
09 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Kvrt in Space (from Scattering) [00:33:21]
10 Essenger, PYLOT - Offworld (Extra Terra Remix) (from After Dark (The Remixes) (Deluxe Edition)) [00:38:39]
11 Sidewalks and Skeletons, Brothel - Higher (from Higher) [00:42:23]
12 DEADLIFE - Terminal Velocity (from Singularity) [00:45:48]
13 Nevaeh, Ankou - Out of Body Experience (from Out of Body Experience) [00:50:31]
14 Misanthropix - Ethereal (from Ethereal) [00:55:29]
15 Ritualz - Third Eye Sixth Sense (from Ghetto Ass Witch) [00:59:49]
16 Baddon, Misanthropix - Sinner (from Sinner) [01:03:42]
17 FUNΞRᐃL ‡ FLØWΞRS - Поиграй со мной (from Поиграй со мной) [01:07:47]
18 Acryl madness - Tango with the Devil (from Extending Through Hell) [01:11:34]
19 Jessaudrey, Svperior Dwells, secret souls - spell fire (from spell fire) [01:15:19]
20 Neon Nox - Fahrenheit (from Syndicate Shadow) [01:19:20]
21 CASHFORGOLD, Sidewalks and Skeletons - Char (from Char) [01:24:34]
22 Urbanstep, Misfit, Peter Piffen - Blowin' Smoke (Extra Terra - Cyberpunk Remix) (from Blowin’ Smoke (Extra Terra - Cyberpunk Remix)) [01:27:45]
23 Lorn - Acid Rain (from The Maze To Nowhere) [01:31:04]
24 Essenger, Scandroid - Empire Of Steel (from After Dark (Deluxe Edition)) [01:33:56]
25 King Plague, Suicidewave - Pestilence (from Pestilence) [01:37:45]
26 LICK - REBEL (from DIMENSION) [01:41:32]
27 CASHFORGOLD - Queen (feat. Sidewalks and Skeletons) (from Queen) [01:45:43]
28 The MVI - In The Dark (from In The Dark) [01:49:32]
29 CHVRN - Find You (from Find You) [01:52:33]
30 Fury Weekend - Automatic Love (feat. Essenger) (from Automatic Love (feat. Essenger)) [01:55:49]
31 DEVILNOTCRY - Notenoughofyou (from King of Horror MMXIX) [01:59:47]
32 Matteo Tura - Fall (from Fall) [02:04:15]
33 Enjoii - love with heart (from love with heart) [02:08:18]
34 Futurecop!, DWNTWN - Lost Love (Thunderclaw Remix) (from Fairy Tales: Remixed) [02:10:54]
35 HEALTH - FEEL NOTHING (from VOL. 4 :: SLAVES OF FEAR) [02:15:33]
36 EDDIE - Still Healing (from Bad Habits) [02:18:28]
37 Enjoii - Not Alone (from Not Alone) [02:24:08]
38 Megan McDuffee - Watch Your Back (from River City Girls (Original Video Game Soundtrack)) [02:26:43]
39 Skeler, Juche - Proxima (from Proxima) [02:31:05]
40 Megahit - Fear (from Wrath Of The Machine) [02:35:49]
41 Sidewalks and Skeletons, Brothel, Prgtry - Glass Coffin, Pt. 2 (from Glass Coffin, Pt. 2) [02:40:31]
42 Vosto, Kashmir11 - Nano Fire Flies (from Metro Holografix) [02:43:56]
43 Pvri$ - 8/16/1999 (from 8/16/1999) [02:51:41]
44 Cassetter - Slasher (Extra Terra Remix) (from Slasher (Extra Terra Remix)) [02:55:11]
45 Brothel, DRYVE - Trauma (from Trauma) [02:59:56]
46 Inexedra - Cyberkinetic (from Lexicon) [03:04:00]
47 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Cybercrimes (from Cybercrimes) [03:09:42]
48 F.O.O.L - Criminals (from Revenger) [03:13:37]
49 Juche - Enight (from Enight) [03:17:44]
50 Shortwire - Reconfig (from Reconfig) [03:21:50]
51 Summer of Haze - Ұoung God (from Holy Heavenh∞d) [03:25:34]
52 Fury Weekend - Black To The Future (from Avengers After Dark) [03:29:31]
53 VSN7, ∆XIUS LIИK - Outcast (from Memorial) [03:34:20]
54 DEADLIFE - Downpour (from Downpour) [03:38:07]
55 PLVGUES - Planes ov Nav (from Planes ov Nav) [03:42:34]
56 Misanthropix - Boostergangs (from Boostergangs) [03:46:02]
57 Damn Whøre - Vladah (from Vladah) [03:49:54]
58 Scandroid - Neo-Tokyo (Dance With The Dead Remix) (from Dreams of Neo-Tokyo (Deluxe Edition)) [03:51:42]
59 Skeler - Tel Aviv (from Tel Aviv) [03:57:26]
60 Vogel - Imperivm (from Imperivm) [04:00:56]
61 Kareful, Pholo - Second Sword (from Second Sword) [04:06:03]
62 Rogue VHS - Nighthawk (from Nighthawk) [04:09:43]
63 palence - Hazer (from Hazer) [04:13:34]
64 Signal Void - Ultra Violet (from This Liminal Reality) [04:16:53]
65 ††† - The Beginning Of The End (from The Beginning Of The End) [04:22:57]
66 Brothel, Sidewalks and Skeletons, Clepsydra - Rebirth (from Birth/Rebirth) [04:27:25]

2021-01-11 (Flashback Edition: 2012-03-05 (The Orgasms Heard 'Round The World Edition))

Another Monday is upon us, my insatiable music perverts!  I hope you're in the mood for some aural sex, 'cause I'm in the mood to give it to you for the next two hours.  And don't complain about having a headache, 'cause aural AND oral sex helps headaches.  And besides, two hours?  Where else you gonna find someone willing to do that, huh?  Anyway, this week, in a beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty.  Enjoy!
 
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion  (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)

2021-01-04 (New Year, New Shit Edition)

Welcome to 2021, muthafuckas! As you can clearly tell with the fully-functional fuckin’ eyeballs in your overgrown fuckin’ melons, this here is the New Year, New Shit Edition! Welcome to this too, by the way. Y’all oughta know the fuckin’ drill. If you somehow don’t, surely to Fuck you can figguh it out, eh? Some of these tracks aren’t really new. I most likely played them on podcasts ages ago, but I’ve been strapped for time over the past week. Long fuckin’ story…
Anyway, yeah, I could’ve checked to make sure, but I’m fairly certain you’ll forgive me for not doing so. I was actually thinking of making this an hour shorter this week because of the aforementioned time strap, but I figure that if I don’t hold myself to the standards I set, then why bother fuckin’ having standards at all? It’s not like anyone else is payin’ that close attention. I get the impression that most of these “new shit,” editions are pretty much exclusively for myself, which is fine since all this shit I compile is fuckin’ awesome, and I know whoever sleeps on these is missin’ the fuck out. Like I’ve said, I wouldn’t bother including anything under 4 ½ stars out of 5, but as is the case with so many other things in life, taste is subjective. Expecting anyone to be able to hang with all this stuff would be a supreme exercise in futility; I just provide it in case anyone else feels like joining me on my adventure for a little while.
Aside from all that, I was thinking of writing some rant about 2020, but I honestly don’t want to think about it anymore. I’m not going into 2021 even remotely as hopeful as I did going into 2020. Kinda think I mighta jinxed myself there. I have goals I’m gonna keep working towards, but I’m not gonna talk about them until they’re achieved. Hopefully they actually will be achieved at some point. As I say though, hope in one hand, shit in the other and see which gets filled first. 
All that dumb garbage done did and said, let us fuckin’ yojne!
01 No Doubt - New (from Go OST) [00:01:21]
02 ††† - The Beginning Of The End (from The Beginning Of The End) [00:05:27]
03 Ice - Entrance (from Cytus: Prologue OST) [00:09:57]
04 REAPER, SYN - LEVITATE (from LEVITATE) [00:11:35]
05 Sneo - Binary (from Contact) [00:14:21]
06 Above the Law - Freedom of Speech (from Pump Up the Volume OST) [00:18:46]
07 The Banger Bros. - Rock That Style (from ReRave OST) [00:22:57]
08 Brooke Candy - Cum (feat. Iggy Azalea) (from SEXORCISM) [00:24:33]
09 t+pazolite - Overcome Me!!!!!!! (from Overcome Me!!!!!!!) [00:27:08]
10 Ugly Kid Joe - Goddamn Devil (from America’s Least Wanted) [00:30:25]
11 VCTMS - Between Tragedy Deadly Flowers Bloom (from Between Tragedy Deadly Flowers Bloom) [00:35:16]
12 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [00:38:11]
13 Point.Blank & Gambit - Point.Blank Skankah (feat. MC General) (from Dirt On The Side EP) [00:42:24]
14 Venetian Snares - Tache (from Cavalcade Of Glee And Dadaist Happy Hardcore) [00:46:43]
15 Fracus, Haywire - Another Life (from Collabz) [00:53:08]
16 TwoThirds - 23 Reasons (from ReRave OST) [00:58:48]
17 Yamajet - キャンディ☆ギャリー (from Resident V.A. ~Tribute To Taka~) [01:00:21]
18 Astral Projection - Enlightened Evolution (Uni Remix) (from Enlightened Evolution (Uni Remix)) [01:04:42]
19 Numbernin6 - Nebulous (from Dubstep Onslaught) [01:13:47]
20 Lex the Hex Master - Sleep at Night (feat. HB the Grizzly) (from Party Castle, Ep. 1) [01:20:34]
21 Sigur Rós - Ný batterí [New Batteries] (from Ágætis Byrjun [An Alright Start]) [01:25:01]
22 Seven Lions - Days To Come (feat. Fiora) (Coyote Kisses Remix) (from Days To Come) [01:32:58]
23 Crankdat - Redo (from Redo) [01:38:02]
24 Barely Alive - Dead Link (VIP) (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [01:41:19]
25 Project 46 - Search and Rescue (feat. HALIENE) (from BEM Playlist: 005 // AUGUST 2015) [01:46:08]
26 JVNA - Living in Hell (Kotori Remix) (from JVNA REMIXED: VOL. 1 (CATCH ME)) [01:48:51]
27 Blue Stahli - Lakes of Flame (from Lakes of Flame) [01:52:59]
28 Jaenga, Charmae - WILDFIRE (from LINGUISTICS EP) [01:56:31]
29 Bring Back the Demon - Lost in a Dark Wood (Covant Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 005 // AUGUST 2015) [02:01:16]
30 GentleBeatz - Alone in the Woods (from Away from Home) [02:05:09]
31 Dec3mber & QUEST! - Electric Forest (from BEM Playlist: 002 // JUNE 2015) [02:07:53]
32 Connect.Ohm - 9980 (from 9980) [02:11:32]
33 Sublab, Azaleh - Cosmica (from Cosmica) [02:19:36]
34 Deftones - Teenager (Robert Smith Remix) (from White Pony (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [02:24:58]
35 Fury Weekend - Automatic Love (feat. Essenger) (from Automatic Love (feat. Essenger)) [02:28:00]
36 Champagne Drip - Me and You (feat. Lucii) (from Me and You) [02:31:57]
37 Direct - Labyrinth (feat. Essenger) (from Labyrinth) [02:35:38]
38 Darren Styles - Us Against The World (Protostar Remix) (from Us Against The World (Protostar Remix)) [02:39:27]
39 Illenium & Said The Sky - Painted White (feat. Cristina Soto) (from BEM Playlist: 005 // AUGUST 2015) [02:44:18]
40 Rootkit - Only Knew (feat. Nevve) (from Only Knew (feat. Nevve)) [02:49:59]
41 Kaivon - Don't Leave Me (from Don’t Leave Me) [02:52:52]
42 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [02:55:53]
43 Aaron Lansing - Faded Dreams (from Faded Dreams) [03:00:06]
44 Giuseppe Ottaviani - Sundown (from In Search of Sunrise 16) [03:01:52]

2020-12-28 (Favorite Cinders in the Dumpster Fire Edition)

Welcome everyone, motherfuckers, perverts, irredeemable fuckheads extraordinaire such as myself, and you, whomever you may be, to the Favorite Cinders in the Dumpster Fire Edition! Does that title even need an explanation? I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say 2020 has been the absolute worst year of all our lives, but there has been quite a lot of fucktacular music to get us through somehow. These are all of my favorites that I discovered throughout the year. No doubt many of them weren’t actually released in 2020. I just found them and included them on my various podcasts, and what final podcast of the year would it be if not a retrospective, hmm?
What a retrospective it is, by the way. Almost 5 ½ fuckin’ hours long. Nobody’s expected to listen to it all in one sitting, or even at all. I’m grateful anyone hits play for even a millisecond. The genres are all over the fuckin’ place, so I highly doubt any of you will yojne all of it like I do, but you can easily skip ahead using the app. As I usually do, I grouped similar tracks together as best I could so it’ll feel like there’s a flow to the order. If you’re ever fuckin’ curious, ever even once in your fuckin’ lives, just ask and I’ll gladly clarify anything unclear. I don’t have much else to say about this podcast or this year right now, so let’s just shut me the fuck up and fuckin’ yojne!
01 Little Big - Suck My Dick 2020 (from Suck My Dick 2020) [00:01:00]
02 Anti-Flag - 20/20 Vision (from 20/20 Vision) [00:03:21]
03 ShockOne - Follow Me (from Follow Me) [00:05:46]
04 Terravita - Do My Thing (from Alternate Reality Part 1) [00:09:37]
05 S3RL - The Bass & the Melody (from The Bass & the Melody) [00:14:02]
06 Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (from Super Best) [00:17:02]
07 Doctor P - Fuck The Speaker (from Animal Vegetable Mineral, Pt. 2) [00:20:46]
08 Camellia, Bang Riot - Banger A.F., Broooo!!! (from Xronial Xero) [00:23:51]
09 NWYR - Gamer (from Gamer) [00:28:06]
10 Sekai, PsoGnar - Level Up (from Level Up) [00:30:35]
11 Extra Terra - Neural Link (from Neural Link) [00:34:52]
12 Igorrr - Very Noise (from Very Noise) [00:38:09]
13 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [00:39:53]
14 Alestorm - Drink (from Sunset On The Golden Age) [00:43:52]
15 Futuristic - I Guess I'll Smoke (feat. Dizzy Wright & Layzie Bone) (from Traveling Local) [00:47:10]
16 Spinmont - Indica (from Stuff You Can Chill on, Vol. 2) [00:50:27]
17 Otto Von Schirach - Mycelium (from Mycelium) [00:52:35]
18 David the Human - DreamSesh Disaster (from https://soundcloud.com/davidthehuman) [00:55:27]
19 Doll.ia - Kawaii Kitchen! (from The Magical Prelude) [00:59:44]
20 Parov Stelar - Tango Del Fuego (feat. Georgia Gibbs) (from Tango Del Fuego) [01:01:06]
21 Caravan Palace - Pluma (from Pluma) [01:04:08]
22 Berhana - Grey Luh (from Grey Luh) [01:07:13]
23 Lindemann - Knebel (from F & M (Deluxe)) [01:11:31]
24 Deftones - Genesis (from Ohms) [01:15:17]
25 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Wash Your Hands (from Wash Your Hands) [01:20:33]
26 Bleed From Within - The End of All We Know (from The End of All We Know) [01:22:16]
27 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [01:26:23]
28 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Find Your Harmony Vol. 1) [01:30:55]
29 The Original Donald Trump - I'm Fuckin' Orange (from Donald Trump Is a Piece of Shit) [01:34:26]
30 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [01:35:55]
31 501 - Beat The System (from Beat The System EP) [01:40:59]
32 Mr. Bungle - USA (from USA) [01:43:44]
33 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [01:46:15]
34 Foreign Beggars, Feed Me - 24-7 (from 2 2 Karma) [01:49:28]
35 Zardonic - Takeover (feat. The Qemists) (Zardonic & Fickle6 VIP Remix) (from The Become Remix Album) [01:52:03]
36 FEVER 333 - WRONG GENERATION (from WRONG GENERATION) [01:55:47]
37 Hatebreed - Seven Enemies (from The Concrete Confessional) [01:58:03]
38 GRAVEDGR - WARDOGZ (feat. City Morgue) (from WARDOGZ) [02:00:05]
39 KOU, SYN - RIOT (from RIOT) [02:02:33]
40 VCTMS - Hell Is Empty (from Misery in Death) [02:06:33]
41 BLVK JVCK - GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine) (from GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine)) [02:09:14]
42 Architects - Animals (from Animals) [02:12:14]
43 Daniel Tidwell - Knee-Deep in the Dead [At Doom's Gate E1M1] (DooM) (from Versus Video Games 3) [02:16:14]
44 Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (feat. Immortal Technique & Vernon Reid) (from W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)) [02:19:26]
45 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (from This Means War) [02:23:50]
46 Ekoh - Why Aren't You Angry? (from Why Aren’t You Angry?) [02:28:00]
47 Propagandhi - The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist (from Less Talk, More Rock) [02:31:23]
48 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [02:32:32]
49 Hatebreed - When the Blade Drops (from When the Blade Drops) [02:35:48]
50 Anti-Flag - Racists (Acoustic) (from American Reckoning) [02:37:51]
51 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Womanarchist (from Womanarchist) [02:41:04]
52 The Game - Don't Shoot (feat. Rick Ross, Fabolous, Diddy, 2 Chainz, Wale, DJ Khaled, Swizz Beatz, Yo Gotti, Curren$y, Problem, King Pharaoh & TGT) (from Don't Shoot) [02:43:54]
53 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [02:49:56]
54 H.E.R. - I Can't Breathe (from I Can’t Breathe) [02:53:27]
55 Kenneth Whalum - Might Not Be Ok (feat. Big K.R.I.T.) (from Might Not Be Ok (feat. Big K.R.I.T.)) [02:58:08]
56 Death of a Nation - Metaphors For Murderers (from Death of a Nation) [03:01:22]
57 The Gregory Brothers - Trump vs. Ramp (Songify 2020) (from https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno) [03:07:37]
58 CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! (from Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!) [03:11:09]
59 The Chainsmokers - New York City (JayKode Remix) (from https://youtu.be/PbL4IDNAGC4) [03:12:45]
60 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [03:17:40]
61 Riot Ten, Whales - Save You (feat. Megan Stokes) (Kompany Remix) (from Save You (feat. Megan Stokes)) [03:21:56]
62 Mangoo, Raaban, IZKO - I Don't Give A Fuck (from I Don’t Give A Fuck) [03:25:31]
63 Josh A - Anxiety II (Interlude) (from You’re Not Alone) [03:28:04]
64 RAM, Susana, Tales Of Life - You Are Enough (Extended Mix) (from You Are Enough) [03:29:02]
65 t+pazolite - Tempestissimo (from Tempestissimo) [03:36:28]
66 Polyphia - Goose (from The Most Hated) [03:38:43]
67 j'san, Pandrezz - sunny (from sunny) [03:42:50]
68 Maxence Cyrin - Where Is My Mind (from Novö Piano) [03:45:06]
69 Hadouken! - Oxygen (Gemini Remix) (from Oxygen (EP)) [03:47:44]
70 Deftones - Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix) (from Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix)) [03:52:20]
71 San Holo, Broods - Honest (from Honest) [03:56:47]
72 iSorin - Embrace (motionxbeats remix) (from Embrace (motionxbeats remix)) [04:00:31]
73 Netsky - Let Me Hold You (feat. Hybrid Minds) (from Second Nature) [04:05:04]
74 Andrew Rayel - Take All Of Me (feat. HALIENE) (Eric Senn Extended Remix) (from Take All Of Me (Eric Senn Remix)) [04:08:21]
75 Deftones - Ohms (from Ohms) [04:14:53]
76 BANKS - Waiting Game (from Goddess (Deluxe)) [04:18:58]
77 Catnapp, Doxxed - Lengua (Piano Version) (from Lengua (Piano Version)) [04:22:22]
78 Rodrigo Leão - Lonely Carousel (feat. Beth Gibbons) (from Cinema) [04:24:32]
79 Aero Chord - Burning (feat. Bianca) (from The Sound) [04:28:02]
80 Susana - A Million Memories (Extended Mix) (from A Million Memories) [04:32:19]
81 SWARM - Void (from Void) [04:39:02]
82 Make Them Suffer - Erase Me (from Erase Me) [04:42:51]
83 Excision, Wooli - Erase You (feat. HALIENE) (from Subsidia Dawn: Vol. 1) [04:46:32]
84 Crystal Lake - Watch Me Burn (from Watch Me Burn) [04:50:12]
85 Trivecta - Wasteland (Wooli Remix) (from Wasteland (Wooli Remix)) [04:53:34]
86 Elon Dust - Wish You Were Here (feat. Melissa Heart) (from Wish You Were Here) [04:57:49]
87 CASHFORGOLD, Tim Schaufert - Wherever You Go (from Glass Houses) [05:01:05]
88 Mega Ran, Amanda Lepre - Cries Of The Planet (from Cries Of The Planet) [05:04:30]
89 Edlan, Smote, Bazil MC - The Way of Time (from Heathen EP) [05:07:40]
90 Brothers of Metal - Yggdrasil (from Yggdrasil) [05:12:26]
91 Sullivan King, Wooli - Don't Forget Me (from Don’t Forget Me) [05:16:55]

2020-12-21 (New Shit of the World Edition)

Hello one and all, and welcome to the New Shit of the World Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! You ought to know the drill by now. These are all new tracks that I discovered just this past weekend, with an exception or two in the mix. Couple things before I STFU:
1. Lucifena, my roommate and I discovered her at the same time because we saw her on a compilation video of rejected American Idol auditions. No idea why we happened to be watching that, but holy Christ, some of those were phenomenally hilarious and/or cringeworthy. I’m blanking on the name she gave to them right now, but she came out saying she was going to sing an Adele song, and then just launched into her screamo style and the pitiful fuckin’ judges didn’t know what the fuck to do. I’m pretty sure she was trolling them, ‘cause she left giving them the finger before she was even asked to leave. I respect the fuck out of that, ‘cause fuck American Idol, fuck the judges, fuck the audience, fuck everyone who voted in that so-called competition, fuck the commoditization and homogenization of music that gives rise to the imbecilic ersatz, the pop stars, processed and polished to be as palatable as possible to the profit margins, and the basic-ass bitches who mindlessly and merely use music to fill the silence eerily reminiscent of the vacancy in their own pathetic fucking heads. Anyway, yeah, my roommate thinks her shit is trash, but I think it’s pretty fuckin’ sweet, so I included her.
2. The Erra track, “House of Glass,” has got some heavy Tool vibes in the riffs. Let me know if you agree, let me know if you like having your genitals fondled, let me know if you like eating cookies, let me know if you like eating genitals and fondling cookies. Just let me know, ya know? You know.
3. Einstürzende Neubauten is one of my all-time favorite groups. Might even make an all-star edition for Blixa Bargeld at some point, and no one will listen to it except me ‘cause I’m a weirdo freak moron lunatic. Y’all know how I do. Anyway, they put out a new single, and it’s been entirely too long since I put any of their tracks on the podcast, so there ya go.
4. Shout out to my friend Al who introduced me to the Adriano Celentano jam. It’s gibberish from start to finish, and it’s groovy as fuck. Apparently, the dude was trying to imitate the general cadences and syntax of the English language despite not speaking English at all, and it actually worked pretty well in my opinion. 
5. Shout out to my friend Nikki who introduced me to the Roadrunner United track called The Rich Man which features Corey Taylor on vocals. Awesome performance and lyrics, as one might expect from CMFT if one might be a fan. If one might not be, fuck one.
6. Shout out to my friend Shy who introduced me to, “Sticky,” by Grove. Fuckin’ fire right there, so keep your ears peeled. She’s one of very few people who have consistently made an effort to share music with me over the years, and I love her for it. Consistent efforts or not, though, I love the fuck out of every attempt to share music with me, even if it leaves me cold. I love that I was thought of even for a second, especially if some song or another brought me to mind and spurred you on to share it with me. That whole process is fuckin’ beautiful, and I love the fuck, shit and piss out of everyone who’s shared stuff with me over the years, even if only for the attempt.
7. The Doll.ia track is one I found through a Belle Delphine video affectionately titled, “EAT MY ASS.” I find her amusing, adorably trashy, and even attractive in the same way I’d consider a cartoon character attractive. She’s not for everyone, but some of the music she listens to is interesting, so there ya go.
8. The track called, “Little Warrior,” is one I just found recently when I made a playlist for an ex of mine. Little Warrior was a pet name I had for her, and it happens to be a great song, so I threw it on there.
9. The remixes of the Deftones tracks are from the recent White Pony remix album called Black Stallion, and while nothing will replace the originals, these versions are pretty fuckin’ awesome too. I respect the work of both Squarepusher and Mike Shinoda, as well. Probably not a huge overlap in that particular Venn diagram. Actually, there are a lot of awesome features, remixes and alternate versions in this one. Stonebank remixed an Infected Mushroom track, a piano version of a Catnapp jam, CASHFORGOLD featured on a Sidewalks and Skeletons track and vice versa (and both are fucktacular), an Extra Terra remix of an Algorithm track, an acoustic version of a David Guetta track, fuckin’ Tom DeLonge of blink-182 and Angels & Airwaves guesting on a hardstyle remix of an Illenium track, fuckin’ Jarren Benton rapping over an old-school Nirvana sample, that Darren Styles remix of the classic Au5 track, “Snowblind,” the Au5 remix of the classic Stonebank track, “Be Alright,” and the original version of Long Train Runnin’ by The Doobie Brothers, a fire-ass remix of which was featured on last week’s Bemaniac Edition. So much fucktacularity to look forward to in our near future.
10. There is no ten! Well, not in the context of this interminable list of pedantic, music nerd bullshit to which I’ve subjected y’all. All I’ve got to say at this point is that this podcast is full of fuckin’ fire, diametrically antithetical to the fire in the dumpster that has been this entire fuckin’ camel-cock-suckin’ year. Got a brand new digit on the calendar just ‘round the corner, though. Dare we have any hope for anything good to happen at all, ever, at any fuckin’ point? Doesn’t seem like too much to ask, no? Hey, at least we have this lil’ podcast rightcheeya.
All that done did and fuckin’ said… YOOOOOOJNEEEEEEE!
01 CASHFORGOLD - Queen (feat. Sidewalks and Skeletons) (from Queen) [00:03:54]
02 Doll.ia - Kawaii Kitchen! (from The Magical Prelude) [00:07:41]
03 SWARM - Fury (from Fury) [00:09:02]
04 ERIEL INDIGO - Renegades (feat. Kevn Blvk & KOIL) (from Renegades) [00:13:29]
05 Erra - House of Glass (from House of Glass) [00:17:07]
06 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [00:21:27]
07 Infected Mushroom - Spitfire (Stonebank Remix) (from Spitfire (Stonebank Remix)) [00:24:09]
08 Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (from Super Best) [00:27:36]
09 Lucifena - Luci In The Sky (from Intoxicated / Luci In The Sky) [00:31:22]
10 Aaron Spectre - Decrypt the Signals (from Extraterrestrial) [00:34:04]
11 Borgore - Sad B*tch (feat. Tima Dee) (from Sad B*tch) [00:37:58]
12 Camellia - ΩΩPARTS (from ΩΩPARTS) [00:40:50]
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - La Guillotine de Magritte (from La Guillotine de Magritte) [00:47:33]
14 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix) (from Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix)) [00:51:09]
15 The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' (Full Guitar Mix) (from Long Train Runnin’) [00:54:30]
16 Grove - Sticky (from Sticky) [01:00:00]
17 Big Legion - Shut Up (feat. Hurox & Kung Fu Vampire) (from Shut Up) [01:03:42]
18 Au5 - Snowblind (feat. Tasha Baxter) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Snowblind (Darren Styles Remix)) [01:07:43]
19 City Girl - Endless and Artificial (from Chroma Velocity) [01:10:57]
20 hs., Alex Shane, Justin Bjur - Little Warrior (from Magical Realism) [01:14:47]
21 Johnny Clyde, Dope, Coco Luv - Black Lives Matter (from Black Lives Matter) [01:18:16]
22 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (Au5 Remix) (from Be Alright (Au5 Remix)) [01:23:05]
23 David Guetta - Let's Love (feat. Sia) (Acoustic) (from Let’s Love (feat. Sia) (Acoustic)) [01:27:42]
24 Jarren Benton - As You Are (from As You Are) [01:31:03]
25 Deftones - Passenger (Mike Shinoda Remix) (from White Pony (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [01:33:44]
26 Ghostpoet - Bruised Fruit (from I Grow Tired But Dare Not Fall Asleep (Again)) [01:38:29]
27 Catnapp, Doxxed - Lengua (Piano Version) (from Lengua (Piano Version)) [01:43:41]
28 BT, Matt Fax, Nation Of One - Walk into the Water (from Walk into the Water) [01:45:51]
29 Pixel Terror, Protostar - Andromeda (from Andromeda) [01:50:45]
30 The Algorithm - Fragmentation (Extra Terra Remix) (from Compiler Optimization Techniques) [01:54:04]
31 M-Project - Maximum Bass (from Tokyo Gabbers) [01:58:38]
32 Roadrunner United - The Rich Man (feat. Corey Taylor) (from The All Star Sessions) [02:03:11]
33 Omnia - Massive (from Massive) [02:09:55]
34 Eminem - Gnat (from Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)) [02:13:05]
35 Cliff Martinez - I Drive (Waveshaper Remix) (from I Drive (Waveshaper Remix) [The Rise of the Synths Presents]) [02:16:45]
36 Kotori, DDD - Everest (from Everest) [02:19:47]
37 Digitalism - Stuck? (from Stuck?) [02:23:43]
38 Nine - Whutcha Want? (from Nine Livez) [02:26:02]
39 The Algorithm - floating point (Void Chapter Remix) (from floating point (Void Chapter Remix)) [02:30:34]
40 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (from Halloween 365) [02:34:38]
41 Kayzo, Delta Heavy - Tormenta (from Tormenta) [02:37:56]
42 monomer - Boulevard (from Eternalist: A Telefuture Compilation) [02:41:12]
43 Nitro Fun - Cheat Codes (from Cheat Codes) [02:45:12]
44 Worm is Green - These Eyes (from Loops, Cuts & Lost Clues, Vol. 4) [02:48:43]
45 FERR - And Then You Came (feat. Maria Marcus) (from As Above So Below (Deluxe Version)) [02:52:16]
46 Illenium - Paper Thin (feat. Tom DeLonge) (Headhunterz Remix) (from Paper Thin (Headhunterz Remix)) [02:56:53]
47 Eivør - Only Love (Live at Nordic House, 2020) (from Only Love) [03:00:56]
48 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Eternal Rest (feat. CASHFORGOLD) (from Eternal Rest) [03:04:56]
49 Craig Connelly - Time Machine (feat. Tara Louise) (Paul Denton Remix) (from Time Machine (Paul Denton Remix)) [03:09:16]
50 Keeno - I Live, I Learn (feat. Fæ Vie) (from I Live, I Learn) [03:13:24]
51 Deftones - Pink Maggit (Squarepusher Remix) (from White Pony (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)) [03:18:11]

2020-12-14 (Bemaniac Edition Vol. 3)

!setterekcufrehtom dna srekcufrehtoM Get your goddamn heads ready to bob, get your muthafuckin’ feet ready to set the dancefloor on fyaaaah! Welcome to the 3rd volume of the Bemaniac Edition! Do you perverts realize that it’s been 6 fuckin’ years since I made the last Bemaniac Edition?! I think we’re about fuckin’ due, don’t you? 
So, this edition probably won’t mean as much to those of you who’ve never played a Bemani music game such as beatmania IIDX and/or Dance Dance Revolution. The music’s still as fucktacular as 10 fucks on a fuckcycle built for 2, so maybe give it a fuckin’ whirl and you might get into it. To those of you who have played either or both of those games, oh man, I’ve got a glorious bunch of aural fuckin’ sex in store for you. I scoured my library far and wide for an assortment of absolute classics and lovely little rarities. To be honest, you’d probably be hard-pressed to locate some of these tracks anywhere else but right fuckin’ here on this podcast.  
A lot of the stuff is straight from the game soundtracks, but there are a number of tracks from individual artists’ albums. See, in addition to being a huge Bemani nerd, loving the games and all, I went so far as to download as much of the music as I could get my hands on. I haven’t downloaded much of anything over the past few years due to space and backup concerns. Speaking of which, a number of the tracks are actually relatively low quality for the same reason. That’s how long I’ve had these fuckin’ tracks in my arsenal. I spent a good deal of my teenhood and early 20s waiting for popular technological demands to catch up to my own, and now, it’s just a matter of having the fuckin’ money to do everything I want to do. No doubt y’all know that story from your own life. 
As far as the track order goes, I didn’t worry too much about trying to organize shit in the usual magnetic poetry type of way. I tried to make it as diverse as possible while also keeping to certain recurring themes like intro, outro, boss music, sexy tracks, etc. The reason why I did that is because I wanted this edition to be similarly as diverse as the games themselves. Truly, Bemani has some of the most diverse soundtracks in all rhythm gaming, and I would even go so far as to say that they’re pretty much the gold standard. I can’t even hang with it all, despite my best efforts. I could go on and on and fuckin’ on. Seriously, almost every single one of these tracks has a memory attached to it. Lemme tell ya a few before we commence…
Track 2 (called Jack and Mark Get Busy!) is the first beatmania track that caught my attention, and it’s also one of the first tracks I ever played on any beatmania game. A buddy of mine introduced me to the original 5-key beatmania game when they still had one at 8 on the Break (which is an arcade in central Jersey, FYI). It’s actually a pretty jarring difference in gameplay from the original 5-key beatmania games and the 7-key beatmania IIDX games. I definitely prefer the latter though. If you’re actually curious, I’ll explain why if you ask.
Track 3 (called route 80s), shit, this is now the 3rd time that track has made an appearance on the Bemaniac editions, and there are only 3 fuckin’ editions. Unless I’m mistaken in my terminology, beatmania does this thing called “keysounds,” which means when you hit a key or trigger the turntable portion of the controller (oh, yeah, there’s a turntable involved in the game), you trigger a sound from the track. Basically, the more accurate you are in your gameplay, the better the song sounds. Anyway, when the opening sample of, “ATTENTIOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!” goes off, I would just go HAM on the turntable to make it reverb like a motherfucker. I’m easily amused. What can I say?
Track 7 (called AM-3P), I first found that through DDR, and I actually learned how to left-right step my way through the whole track, which ends up with me facing away from the screen during the first portion of the song. Left-right stepping just means that I avoid doubling my steps during the song, like, every arrow is hit by a different foot. That sort of thing (double-stepping, I mean) is typically required on harder song charts where left-right stepping is just impractical or downright fuckin’ insane. Honestly, I’m skeptical that anyone who isn’t already familiar with these games is even listening to this podcast, but I figured I’d explain just in case. Anyway, yeah, AM-3P is a fun song, and it’s great for showboating. At least, as much as anyone can showboat playing DDR. There’s also freestyling, but I’m not about that life.
Speaking of which, track 10 (called Wonderland (UKS Mix)) is one I saw a freestyler play during a tournament in NYC sometime in 2003 or something. If ever I were to try getting into freestyling, it’d be because of how awesome that dude looked doing it on that track. Freestyling is basically what it sounds like, but more specifically, it’s done using easier song charts so that you can actually dance around on the pad a bit more. Accuracy is obviously not as much of a concern, although you do need to make sure you don’t fail. You don’t necessarily have to memorize the chart, but you have more freedom to move around if you know what’s coming.
Aaaand speaking of THAT… fuck… track 100 (called Paranoia Survivor Max), I saw someone at that same tournament who had not only memorized the chart, but was able to do it facing away from the screen. That shit was un-fuckin’-believable. Truly, you’d need to look up a video of that song being played on its hardest difficulty to understand what I mean. It’s fuckin’ mind-boggling, and I can barely pass that fucker even on my best days, and with full visibility.
Obviously, I could keep going on for-fuckin’-ever, but I’ll spare your attention spans for now so that we can finally YOJNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
01 Uraken - Welcome (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD (Lineouts)) [00:04:23]
02 Distant Soundz Feat. MC Image - Jack and Mark Get Busy! (from beatmania 6th MIX - The UK Underground Music- OST (Disc 1)) [00:06:24]
03 sampling masters MEGA - route 80s (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:08:00]
04 Scott Brown - Go Berzerk (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [00:09:30]
05 S&K - GET UP N’ MOVE (from DDR Party Collection Official) [00:11:21]
06 Ryu☆ - Second Heaven (from starmine (Disc 1)) [00:12:38]
07 KTz - AM-3P (from DDR Party Collection Official) [00:16:26]
08 NAOKI - B4U (from beatmania IIDX 4th style OST) [00:17:48]
09 L.E.D. vs kors k - SOLID STATE SQUAD (from Denjin K) [00:19:22]
10 X-TREME - WONDERLAND (UKS MIX) (from Dance Dance Revolution 3rd MIX OST) [00:24:01]
11 DJ TECHNORCH fw. GUHROOVY - KAMAITACHI (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 1)) [00:25:27]
12 Mr. T - Zero-One (from Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix) [00:27:21]
13 Ryu☆ - Plan 8 (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [00:28:58]
14 TaQ - symbolic (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:30:59]
15 JOGA - DAM DARIRAM (KCP Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution 4th Mix (Disc 1)) [00:32:57]
16 Jonny Dynamite! - On The Jazz (from DDRMAX 6th Mix (Disc 1)) [00:34:29]
17 TЁЯRA - DoLL (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:36:06]
18 Wall5 - EVO66 (from beatmania IIDX 11th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:37:58]
19 Ryu☆ - Aurora (from starmine (Disc 1)) [00:39:59]
20 Tips & Tricks Vs Wisdome - Let’s Groove (from DDRMAX 6th Mix (Disc 1)) [00:43:43]
21 sampling masters MEGA - rottel-da-sun (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:45:05]
22 Akira Yamaoka - 昭和企業戦士荒山課長 (Syouwa Kigyou Sennsi Arayama Katyou) (from beatmania IIDX 9th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:46:33]
23 Mr. T plus H - Enjoy your life (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [00:48:31]
24 (original by) Johnny Cymbal - Mr. Bassman (from Dance Dance Revolution Disney’s RAVE OST) [00:50:20]
25 DJ SUWAMI - The Cube (from beatmania IIDX 5th style OST) [00:51:38]
26 good-cool - Spin The Disc (from Beatmania & Pop’n Music good-cool Super Collection) [00:53:24]
27 TaQ - Holic (from beatmania IIDX 3rd style OST) [00:56:22]
28 朱雀 - CONTRACT (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD: CARDINAL GATE conclusion) [00:57:46]
29 SDMS - un deux trois (from DDR Party Collection Official) [01:02:07]
30 LOCKOUT - FANTASY (from DDRMAX2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [01:03:41]
31 ANAL SPYDER - Macho Gang (from beatmania*maniac-tracks) [01:04:57]
32 NC feat. NRG Factory - SEDUCTION (Vocal Remix) (from DDR Extreme 2 V-Rare 5) [01:06:30]
33 Cunt Cheese - In Da Pussy (from beatmania GOTTAMIX2 ~Going Global~ OST) [01:10:46]
34 KING KONG & D.JUNGLE GIRLS - BOOM BOOM DOLLAR (K.O.G G3 MIX) (from Dance Dance Revolution 3rd MIX OST) [01:12:22]
35 E-ROTIC - In the Heat of the Night (from Gimme Gimme Gimme) [01:13:42]
36 NIKO - NIGHT OF FIRE (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:17:26]
37 Combined - Fire (from Dance Dance Revolution Disney’s RAVE OST) [01:19:12]
38 D.J. Amuro - F (from beatmania IIDX 19th style Lincle (Disc 1)) [01:20:42]
39 Aya - G2 (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:22:34]
40 TaQ - DXY! (from beatmania IIDX 4th style OST) [01:24:30]
41 Tatsh Assault X (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [01:26:13]
42 Sho-T - A Stupid Barber (from DDR Party Collection Official) [01:27:54]
43 青龍 - 3y3s (from starmine (Disc 3)) [01:29:33]
44 BUS STOP - LONG TRAIN RUNNIN’ (from DDRMAX2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [01:34:26]
45 Mr. T - Fly Through the Night (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 1)) [01:35:49]
46 TaQ - Innocent Walls (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:37:44]
47 Akira Yamaoka - i feel… (from beatmania IIDX 7th style OST (Disc 1)) [01:39:42]
48 kors k feat. LIA - Horizon (from Ways For Liberation) [01:41:26]
49 Smile.dk - Dancing All Alone (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [01:46:27]
50 Orange Lounge - LOVE IS ORANGE (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 1)) [01:47:41]
51 VIVIAN - CONGA FEELING (from DDR Party Collection Official) [01:49:22]
52 nc ft. NRG Factory - INNOCENCE OF SILENCE (The Sparky Forbidden Remix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA V-Rare 9) [01:50:51]
53 TaQ - stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite) [01:56:37]
54 L.E.D. - The Strong Jaeger (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:03:27]
55 USAO - ZED (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [02:05:20]
56 Akira Yamaoka - Your Rain (RAGE MIX) (from DDR FESTIVAL PREMIUM CD) [02:07:21]
57 kors k - Love Is Eternity (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:08:48]
58 Ryu☆ - 雪月花 (from starmine (Disc 1)) [02:10:55]
59 NAOKI - D2R (from beatmania IIDX 7th OST (Disc 2)) [02:14:50]
60 Hedonist - B2W2 (remix of kors k “Clione”) (from beatmania SERIES ARRANGE ALBUM Leben) [02:16:21]
61 CJ Crew feat. Christian D - Rhythm And Police (K.O.G G3 Mix) (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [02:22:25]
62 Zektbach - Apocalypse罪狩りの聖女 (from The Epic of Zektbach -Ristaccia-) [02:23:55]
63 dj REMO-CON - Pollinosis (from beatmania IIDX 12th style Happy Sky OST (Disc 2)) [02:28:47]
64 dj TAKA - snow storm -original mix- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [02:30:41]
65 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Remix) (from DDRMAX 6th Mix (Disc 1)) [02:35:01]
66 〆G - evergreen (Spore remix) (from Dear, Mr. kors k) [02:36:29]
67 Captain Jack - My Generation (Fat Beat Mix) (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [02:44:40]
68 ASLETICS - NO DOUBT GET LOUD (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 1)) [02:46:07]
69 Tess - Justify My Love (from DDRMAX 6th Mix (Disc 1)) [02:47:43]
70 qurter - super highway (Artcore mix) (remix of nouvo nude “super highway”) (from beatmania SERIES ARRANGE ALBUM Leben) [02:49:06]
71 MISSING HEART - MOONLIGHT SHADOW (New Vocal Version) (from DDR Party Collection Official) [02:53:07]
72 朱雀 - VANESSA (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 2)) [02:54:34]
73 Eagle - S!ck (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [02:56:06]
74 dj TAKA with NAOKI - KAKUMEI (from beatmania IIDX 7th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:58:06]
75 virkato - ピアノ協奏曲第1番"蠍火" ("Piano Concertino No. 1 Scorpion Fire") (from beatmania IIDX 11th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:59:52]
76 RAM - HIGH (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 1)) [03:01:57]
77 FEL - Azure complex (remix of QUADRA “Deep Clear Eyes” & DJ Swan “gentle stress”) (from beatmania SERIES ARRANGE ALBUM Leben) [03:03:44]
78 TaQ - Electro Tuned (the SubS mix) (from beatmania*maniac-tracks) [03:08:05]
79 DJ AC-DC - Never Ending Story (Power Club Vocal Mix) (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:09:40]
80 D-Complex - Ecstasy (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:11:11]
81 L.E.D. - GHOST REVIVAL (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 2)) [03:12:52]
82 NAOKI - Can’t Stop Fallin’ In Love ~speed mix~ (from DDR 5th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:14:54]
83 朱雀 - Anisakis -somatic mutation type “Forza” (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 1)) [03:16:25]
84 RE-VENGE - ORION.78 (AMeuro-Mix) (from DDR Party Collection Official) [03:18:37]
85 dj TAKA - ΕΛΠΙΣ (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [03:20:07]
86 nc ft HARDCORE NATION - SOUL CRASH (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [03:22:12]
87 OutPhase - sync (from beatmania IIDX 5th style OST) [03:23:48]
88 Tatsh & Naoki - Red Zone (from beatmania IIDX 11th style OST (Disc 1)) [03:25:43]
89 Humanoid - MENDES (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 2)) [03:27:28]
90 NO.9 - END OF THE CENTURY (from beatmania IIDX 3rd style OST) [03:29:16]
91 good-cool - Last Message (from Beatmania & Pop’n Music good-cool Super Collection) [03:30:50]
92 AKIRA YAMAOKA - i feel… (New Age Hope Mix) (from V-RARE SOUNDTRACK-5 『DDRMAX2 -Dance Dance Revolution 7thMIX-』) [03:33:53]
93 DJ SPEEDO feat. ANGELICA - THERE YOU’LL BE (from DDRMAX2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:35:01]
94 NAOKI - STILL IN MY HEART (MOMO MIX) (from DDRMAX2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:36:27]
95 OutPhase - .59 [live] (from History of beatmania IIDX) [03:38:07]
96 L.E.D. - ACID IMMORTAL (from Denjin K) [03:44:19]
97 Reven-G - Sakura (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 2)) [03:48:09]
98 Tatsh - Xepher (from beatmania IIDX 12th style Happy Sky OST (Disc 2)) [03:49:47]
99 Z - MAXX UNLIMITED (from DDRMAX2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [03:51:45]
100 290 - PARANOiA survivor MAX (from beatmania IIDX 9th style OST (Disc 1)) [03:53:21]
101 L.E.D.-G VS GUHROOVY - eRAseRmOToRpHAntOM (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [03:54:52]
102 金獅子 - 嘆きの樹 (Nageki no Ki) (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD: CARDINAL GATE conclusion) [03:57:08]
103 100-200-400 - Fascination MAXX (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [04:01:26]