Monday Morning Aural Sex
November 2013
Episodes
Monday Nov 25, 2013
Monday Nov 25, 2013
Good morning, perverts! Welcome to another installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex: the George Carlin Edition! This one is another obvious one that was bound to happen sooner or later, that is, if you know me at all and thus know how highly I regard this man and his career. By the way, I don’t really ever care all that much when famous people die; no more than I care about any random stranger dying. They’re just people like you and me, but with varying degrees of talent. Anyway, this one’s gonna be a little bit of a longer one because of the sheer volume of material he’s done, and the fact that comedy albums tend to have longer tracks than music albums. I hope you’re willing to listen to the end, ‘cause this is chock full of fantastic shit that’ll surely make you love this guy if you don’t already. So, dearest perverts, let the yojne commence!01 George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from (insert album title here) [00:00:53]02 George Carlin - Hello-Goodbye (from Playin’ With Your Head) [00:01:16]03 George Carlin - Love and Regards (from Playin’ With Your Head) [00:05:30]04 George Carlin - Reagan’s Gang, Church People and American Values (from What Am I Doin’ In New Jersey?) [00:11:06]05 George Carlin - Feminist Blowjob (from Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics) [00:22:13]06 George Carlin - You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body) (from Complaints & Grievances) [00:29:23]07 George Carlin - A Place For My Stuff (from A Place For My Stuff) [00:40:00]08 George Carlin - Losing Things (from Playin’ With Your Head) [00:44:31]09 George Carlin - Keeping People Alert (from What Am I Doin’ In New Jersey?) [00:52:25]10 George Carlin - Abortion (from Back In Town) [01:03:30]11 George Carlin - Sanctity Of Life (from Back In Town) [01:11:34]12 George Carlin - Three Little Words (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:15:24]13 George Carlin - Values (from Class Clown) [01:19:12]14 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)) [01:24:26]15 George Carlin - Some People Are Stupid (from Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics) [01:31:55]16 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:34:25]17 George Carlin - He’s Smiling Down (from It’s Bad For Ya) [01:45:22]18 George Carlin - People Refuse To Be Realistic (from It’s Bad For Ya) [01:47:33]19 George Carlin - Golf Courses For The Homeless (from Jammin’ In New York) [01:48:43]20 George Carlin - Have A Nice Day (from A Place For My Stuff) [01:59:47]21 George Carlin - Baseball-Football (from An Evening With Wally Lando) [02:03:00]22 George Carlin - Cigars (from You Are All Diseased) [02:05:47]23 George Carlin - Birth Control (from AM & FM) [02:07:27]24 George Carlin - For Names’ Sake (from An Evening With Wally Lando) [02:12:35]25 George Carlin - God (from Toledo Window Box) [02:19:30]26 George Carlin - Heavy Mysteries (from Class Clown) [02:26:10]27 George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility (from Back In Town) [02:28:06]28 George Carlin - Guys Named Todd (from Complaints & Grievances) [02:47:00]29 George Carlin - Answering Machines (from Complaints & Grievances) [02:48:29]30 George Carlin - Advertising Lullaby (from You Are All Diseased) [02:49:21]31 George Carlin - American Bullshit (from You Are All Diseased) [02:51:59]32 George Carlin - They’re Only Words (from Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics) [02:54:36]33 George Carlin - Euphemisms (from Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics) [02:56:25]34 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It’s Bad For Ya) [03:05:43]35 George Carlin - Religion (from You Are All Diseased) [03:10:35]36 George Carlin - There Is No God (from You Are All Diseased) [03:12:41]37 George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine (from Jammin’ In New York) [03:20:34]38 George Carlin - Coast-to-Coast Emergency (from Life Is Worth Losing) [03:33:33]
Monday Nov 18, 2013
Monday Nov 18, 2013
Monday! Not Tuesday, mind you. Not Wednesday or any other day that’s stupid and daylike. Monday is a time for Gummi Worms, air, and aural sex! Pumpkin toothpaste originated on the mighty ear volcano. Flashlights want batteries inside them… Peanut butter spaghetti monkey piss, and binary sharks flying through space! Exploding anus jars and saxophone genitalia bleeding on humanity itself. HA! 823 American Christmas anteaters marching backwards into the past with blinding smiles. It’s the end of the woooooorld, if your world is the morning of November 18th, 2013. Time is a funny little thing. Don’t you agree?! Don’t you?! Chocolate bicycles only work in Canada, and bumble bees don’t like cheese. Apple alcohol will intoxicate a pheasant when Dick Cheney implodes. Clocks don’t have cocks. They are without roosters. Isn’t that sad? Once you escape the little box, it can be pant loads of fun to laugh at it and everyone still trying to cram themselves into it on the raaaaaare occasion that you stumble across it again. It is a box called “sanity.” It is a lonely little box in the middle of a barren plain. No friends, but that’s ok. It doesn’t need any. Ok, time for music now! Dance, perverts, dance!01 Ministry - Let’s Go (from The Last Sucker) [00:01:40]02 iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:06:31]03 Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane (from Vicious Delicious) [00:09:08]04 Machine Gun Kelly - All We Have (feat. Anna Yvette) (from Lace Up) [00:16:28]05 Deftones - Knife Prty (from White Pony) [00:19:54]06 Loffciamcore & Imil - At Least Speedcore Artists Aren’t In It For The Money (from 3 Way Shit) [00:24:41]07 Darkest Hour - A Paradox With Flies (from Deliver Us) [00:26:59]08 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - I Don’t Mean To Impose, But I Am The Ocean (from Danza II: The Electric Boogalo) [00:31:20]09 REK - Uselessorgan (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [00:33:37]10 Fantômas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:37:18]11 Melt-Banana - Cat In Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:37:59]12 Ove-NaXx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from MIDI_sai Hit Parade) [00:39:54]13 After The Burial - Pi [The Mercury God of Infinity] (from Forging A Future Self) [00:44:33]14 After The Burial - A Steady Decline (from Forging A Future Self) [00:46:42]15 Venetian Snares - Crashing The Yogurt Truck (from Filth) [00:50:41]16 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap Single) [00:56:16]17 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Sleep Is Wrong (from Grand Opening and Closing) [00:58:02]18 Scott Brown - Capital Murder (from Bonkers 15: Legends of the Core (Disc 3)) [01:04:37]19 The Flashbulb - Chik Habit (April March cover) (from Flexing Habitual) [01:08:46]20 Trotters - Ice Ice Bacon (from Ministry of Shit) [01:11:18]21 Anamanaguchi - Airbrushed (from Airbrushed Single) [01:13:51]22 Hatebreed - Doomsayer (Gir intro) (from The Rise of Brutality) [01:17:44]23 30 Seconds to Mars - Edge of the Earth (from 30 Seconds to Mars) [01:21:07]24 (hed)p.e. - Crazy Legs (from Broke) [01:25:40]25 Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:29:42]26 Dione - Oh God (from Hardcore: A New Beginning) [01:32:35]27 n.A.c. - V I (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [01:36:23]28 Daughters - I Slept With The Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me (from Canada Songs) [01:38:26]29 Dali - Into Madness (from Hectic) [01:39:36]30 Meshuggah - Bleed (from obZen) [01:46:09]31 Mushroomhead - Solitaire/Unraveling (from XX) [01:53:27]32 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:57:53]33 A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0 (from Career Suicide) [01:59:22]34 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - Call Any Vegetable (from Absolutely Free) [02:01:59]35 Insane Clown Posse - It (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3) [02:04:14]36 Death Grips - Hustle Bones (from The Money Store) [02:08:12]37 Marilyn Manson - Little Horn (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:11:15]38 A Verbal Equinox - Sing The Singer/Songwriter Song (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…) [02:13:55]39 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:15:35]40 Abelcain - Nekromateria (from Harpsicorpse) [02:19:53]41 The Fantômas-Melvins Big Band - She’s A Puker (from Millennium Monsterworks 2000) [02:21:50]42 Naked City - Perfume Of A Critic’s Burning Flesh (from Grand Guignol) [02:22:58]43 Defragmentation - Kicking Children In The Rain (from Self Construct) [02:23:22]44 Laurie Anderson - Someone Else’s Dream (from The Ugly One With The Jewels And Other Stories) [02:24:53]45 Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes (Hixxy, Styles & Breeze Remix) (from Bonkers X (Disc 1)) [02:27:19]46 Drowning Fish - Requiem Of An Undying Love (from www.drowningfish.com) [02:32:06]47 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - 81 Poop Hatch (from Ice Cream for Crow) [02:38:00]48 Mr. Bungle - Goodbye Sober Day (from California) [02:40:37]49 Hemophiliac - ///////////// (from 50th Birthday Celebration, Vol. 6) [02:44:59]
Monday Nov 11, 2013
Monday Nov 11, 2013
Happy Tuesday, my insatiable perverts! Hope you enjoyed Part 1, 'cause Part 2 is just as, if not even more, exquisitely fucktacular. We start off Part 2 with a simple question for the leaders and armies of mankind: peace or annihilation?01 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe)02 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize)03 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood)04 Otep - Warhead (from House of Secrets)05 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!)06 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush Vol. 2)07 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body of War OST)08 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Faulty Intelligence)09 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (from http://www.blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio/2012/05/24/lmr-w-otep-dee--zimmerman-and-koch-bros-gov-walker)10 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables)11 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free)12 Pink - Dear Mr. President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead)13 Immortal Technique - The War Vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single)14 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades)15 Bruce Springsteen - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (feat. Tom Morello) (Live at Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert) (from YouTube)16 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore)17 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead)18 P.T. Grimm - Destroy Your Elders (from Entropy's Sideshow)19 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology)20 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3)21 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr cover) (from Small Soldiers OST)22 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead)23 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP)24 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs)25 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine)
Monday Nov 11, 2013
Monday Nov 11, 2013
I figured since Veterans Day and Memorial Day were such similar holidays that I'd re-release these two little gems. Yojne, muthafackos!Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia. It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello? No. I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations. I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though. Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right? Right. Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me. It's all good, though. I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these. You oughta give that a try sometime. So yeah, Memorial Day. A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life. It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars. When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding. What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords. Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other. Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world. Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going. I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.I suppose it's just a matter of convenience. Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life. But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not. Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford. I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door. But you know, do what you want. Just a suggestion. Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!And don't forget to check out the links I've provided here to see some of the music videos! Especially the one for Blue Scholars - Back Home. That one made me tear up. But yeah, I spend a lot of time gathering those fuckin' things, and it'd be nice to know someone appreciates it, dammit! :-P01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize)02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government)03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master of Puppets)04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe)05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A. (from Born In The U.S.A.)06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan cover) (from Electric Ladyland)07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades)08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down)10 P.T. Grimm - A Pig In A Fez (from The Exile)11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels)12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood)13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead)14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP)15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3)16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani)18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence)19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP)20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution)
Monday Nov 04, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-11-04 (Wandering Mind Edition)
Monday Nov 04, 2013
Monday Nov 04, 2013
How’s it goin’ perverts?! Welcome to the Wandering Mind Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Why the “Wandering Mind?” Well, those of you who’ve played the game Limbo would most likely agree that it’s a very minimalistic yet very fun, challenging and generally disturbing game. Those of you who haven’t played it: play it. It sent my mind to all sorts of bizarre and beautiful places, and it’s one of my all-time favorite games. Anyway, that’s pretty much how the past 24 hours or so have been for me: bizarre, beautiful, minimalistic, fun, challenging and generally disturbing. To be honest, I had no idea what to call this edition until a few hours ago. I could’ve just gone with another “Random” conglomeration, but I didn’t feel like that would adequately convey how I feel at the moment. To those of you who liked that most recent bit of writing I did yesterday morning, I greatly appreciate whatever amount of attention you granted it. You can look forward to a recitation of that over the Tobias Tinker song, “Gathering.” Anyway, that’s enough out of me. Turn up the volume, let your minds wander and, of course, fuckin’ yojne!01 Kai Tracid - Welcome (from Contemplate the Reason You Exist) [00:01:10]02 Kai Tracid - Contemplate the Reason You Exist (from Contemplate the Reason You Exist) [00:02:12]03 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep) [00:05:12]04 All That Remains - This Calling (from The Fall of Ideals) [00:10:39]05 Machine Gun Kelly - Swing Life Away (feat. Kellin Quinn) (Rise Against cover) (from Black Flag) [00:14:08]06 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [00:17:27]07 Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self-Destruct (from The Downward Spiral) [00:21:00]08 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Starting Over (feat. Ben Bridwell) (from The Heist) [00:25:30]09 Sage Francis - Keep Moving (from Human The Death Dance) [00:29:36]10 Tobias Tinker - Gathering (Sleepless In Limbo Edit) [00:34:10]11 Hixxy & Re-Con - Love Comes (from Love Comes Single) [00:39:32]12 In Flames - Cloud Connected (from Reroute To Remain) [00:45:56]13 DJ Encore feat. Engelina - I See Right Through To You [DoubleN Remix] (from I See Right Through To You Single) [00:49:29]14 Imogen Heap - Clear The Area (from Speak For Yourself) [00:55:23]15 Ocean Lab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Global Trancemissions 02) [00:59:27]16 DJ Tiësto - Just Be (from Just Be) [01:05:31]17 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [01:14:06]18 Onoken - Felys (from Swell Strings) [01:17:50]19 Supreme Beings of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:23:47]20 The Pierces - Boring (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [01:28:23]21 The Bled - Antarctica (from Found In The Flood) [01:31:44]22 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [01:37:20]23 Flaw - Wait For Me (from Endangered Species) [01:46:34]24 Depswa - Silhouette (from Two Angels and a Dream) [01:50:59]25 Brand New - Sowing Season (from The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me) [01:54:53]26 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [01:59:24]27 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls) [02:03:38]28 Kittie - Safe (from Oracle) [02:08:25]29 KnowSleep - Yes to Love (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep) [02:12:30]30 Julee Cruise - The World Spins (from Floating Into The Night) [02:13:24]31 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [02:19:48]32 Eyedea & Abilities - Here For You (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [02:24:04]33 BT - The Anti-kythera Mechanism (from This Binary Universe) [02:29:05]