Monday Maftereveorning Aural Sex: 2013-11-18 (Bonkers as Batshit Pie With Wacky Sauce Edition)

Monday! Not Tuesday, mind you. Not Wednesday or any other day that’s stupid and daylike. Monday is a time for Gummi Worms, air, and aural sex! Pumpkin toothpaste originated on the mighty ear volcano. Flashlights want batteries inside them… Peanut butter spaghetti monkey piss, and binary sharks flying through space! Exploding anus jars and saxophone genitalia bleeding on humanity itself. HA! 823 American Christmas anteaters marching backwards into the past with blinding smiles. It’s the end of the woooooorld, if your world is the morning of November 18th, 2013. Time is a funny little thing. Don’t you agree?! Don’t you?! Chocolate bicycles only work in Canada, and bumble bees don’t like cheese. Apple alcohol will intoxicate a pheasant when Dick Cheney implodes. Clocks don’t have cocks. They are without roosters. Isn’t that sad? Once you escape the little box, it can be pant loads of fun to laugh at it and everyone still trying to cram themselves into it on the raaaaaare occasion that you stumble across it again. It is a box called “sanity.” It is a lonely little box in the middle of a barren plain. No friends, but that’s ok. It doesn’t need any. Ok, time for music now! Dance, perverts, dance!

01 Ministry - Let’s Go (from The Last Sucker) [00:01:40]

02 iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:06:31]

03 Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane (from Vicious Delicious) [00:09:08]

04 Machine Gun Kelly - All We Have (feat. Anna Yvette) (from Lace Up) [00:16:28]

05 Deftones - Knife Prty (from White Pony) [00:19:54]

06 Loffciamcore & Imil - At Least Speedcore Artists Aren’t In It For The Money (from 3 Way Shit) [00:24:41]

07 Darkest Hour - A Paradox With Flies (from Deliver Us) [00:26:59]

08 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - I Don’t Mean To Impose, But I Am The Ocean (from Danza II: The Electric Boogalo) [00:31:20]

09 REK - Uselessorgan (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [00:33:37]

10 Fantômas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:37:18]

11 Melt-Banana - Cat In Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:37:59]

12 Ove-NaXx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from MIDI_sai Hit Parade) [00:39:54]

13 After The Burial - Pi [The Mercury God of Infinity] (from Forging A Future Self) [00:44:33]

14 After The Burial - A Steady Decline (from Forging A Future Self) [00:46:42]

15 Venetian Snares - Crashing The Yogurt Truck (from Filth) [00:50:41]

16 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap Single) [00:56:16]

17 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Sleep Is Wrong (from Grand Opening and Closing) [00:58:02]

18 Scott Brown - Capital Murder (from Bonkers 15: Legends of the Core (Disc 3)) [01:04:37]

19 The Flashbulb - Chik Habit (April March cover) (from Flexing Habitual) [01:08:46]

20 Trotters - Ice Ice Bacon (from Ministry of Shit) [01:11:18]

21 Anamanaguchi - Airbrushed (from Airbrushed Single) [01:13:51]

22 Hatebreed - Doomsayer (Gir intro) (from The Rise of Brutality) [01:17:44]

23 30 Seconds to Mars - Edge of the Earth (from 30 Seconds to Mars) [01:21:07]

24 (hed)p.e. - Crazy Legs (from Broke) [01:25:40]

25 Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:29:42]

26 Dione - Oh God (from Hardcore: A New Beginning) [01:32:35]

27 n.A.c. - V I (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [01:36:23]

28 Daughters - I Slept With The Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me (from Canada Songs) [01:38:26]

29 Dali - Into Madness (from Hectic) [01:39:36]

30 Meshuggah - Bleed (from obZen) [01:46:09]

31 Mushroomhead - Solitaire/Unraveling (from XX) [01:53:27]

32 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:57:53]

33 A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0 (from Career Suicide) [01:59:22]

34 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - Call Any Vegetable (from Absolutely Free) [02:01:59]

35 Insane Clown Posse - It (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3) [02:04:14]

36 Death Grips - Hustle Bones (from The Money Store) [02:08:12]

37 Marilyn Manson - Little Horn (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:11:15]

38 A Verbal Equinox - Sing The Singer/Songwriter Song (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…) [02:13:55]

39 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:15:35]

40 Abelcain - Nekromateria (from Harpsicorpse) [02:19:53]

41 The Fantômas-Melvins Big Band - She’s A Puker (from Millennium Monsterworks 2000) [02:21:50]

42 Naked City - Perfume Of A Critic’s Burning Flesh (from Grand Guignol) [02:22:58]

43 Defragmentation - Kicking Children In The Rain (from Self Construct) [02:23:22]

44 Laurie Anderson - Someone Else’s Dream (from The Ugly One With The Jewels And Other Stories) [02:24:53]

45 Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes (Hixxy, Styles & Breeze Remix) (from Bonkers X (Disc 1)) [02:27:19]

46 Drowning Fish - Requiem Of An Undying Love (from [02:32:06]

47 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - 81 Poop Hatch (from Ice Cream for Crow) [02:38:00]

48 Mr. Bungle - Goodbye Sober Day (from California) [02:40:37]

49 Hemophiliac - ///////////// (from 50th Birthday Celebration, Vol. 6) [02:44:59]

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