Monday Morning Aural Sex
July 2012
Episodes
Monday Jul 30, 2012
Monday Jul 30, 2012
Edit: 10-01-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
28? Really? Damn… I don't feel 28 at all. I mean, I don't feel as energetic as I used to, but that's 'cause my willpower has really taken a beating this past year and I've gained a lot of weight back (that I do intend to lose, mind you). Last time, among other reasons, I figured that girls might be more willing to give me a chance if I were physically attractive as well as mentally (despite how true that is). This time, however, it's going to be me and only me driving myself on. I know how good it felt to be as slim as I was, and I will get there again. I will not let anyone fuck it up. In fact, that might become a daily affirmation. I will not let anyone fuck this up. Anyway, yeah, those of you perverts who know me best know that I'm heading back to Jersey next week to take care of my dad and to pick up some of the slack in his business. I have a LOT of things that I'm going to be working on, and I'm going to try really hard to not spread myself too thin.
It is a really great feeling when you're so busy that prioritizing a bunch of things you already want to do is your biggest problem rather than some bullshit human drama. Anyway, enough of my silly personal stuff. You came here for some aural fuckin' sex and I'm gonna give it to you proudly. And hey, since it was my 28th birthday on Saturday, I've decided to make this podcast up all with songs that are at least 28 years old. Prepare yourselves as best you can for some exquisite fucktacularity right here on Monday Morning Aural Sex!
And for the love of fuck, check out some of these videos! You love fuck, don't you? Me too! So, videos! Watch 'em!
01 King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man (from In The Court Of The Crimson King: 30th Anniversary Edition)
02 AC/DC - Highway To Hell (from Highway To Hell)
03 Jefferson Airplane - Somebody to Love (from Surrealistic Pillow)
04 Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire (from Ride The Lightning)
05 Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls (from Ride The Lightning)
06 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Ride The Lightning)
07 The Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun (from The Beatles [White Album] (Disc 1))
08 The Beatles - Let It Be (from Let It Be)
09 The Beatles - Hey Jude (from Past Masters - Vol. 2)
10 Black Sabbath - Iron Man (from Paranoid)
11 Blue Öyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (from Agents Of Fortune (Remastered + Expanded))
12 John Lennon - Working Class Hero (from Anthology: [Ascot] [Disc 1])
13 The Damned - Neat Neat Neat (from Damned Damned Damned)
14 Bad Brains - Pay To Cum (from Bad Brains)
15 Iggy & The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell (from Raw Power)
16 Slim Gaillard And His Orchestra - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best Of The Verve Years)
17 The Beatles - I Am The Walrus (from Magical Mystery Tour)
18 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
Thursday Jul 26, 2012
Thursday Jul 26, 2012
Edit: 10-01-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Sex… and violence. Violent sex and sexy violence. I love 'em both. If you don't, you, dear perverts, befuddle me. And if you don't love the upcoming fuckton of aural sex I've got in store for you, well, you just disgust me. You're the lowest of the low. I have nothing but the most profoundly bitter contempt for anyone who doesn't love the music on this podcast. I hope your entire family gets eaten alive by flesh-eating bacteria. And hit by gigantic mutant rhinos on their way to the hospital. And I hope the rhinos hit them into a massive forest so paramedics can't find them for days, or even weeks, or maybe even ever. If you don't love the music on this podcast, beware. Beware the flesh-eating bacteria and gigantic mutant rhinos. Hehe, just fuckin' with ya, perverts. Rrrrrroooock dis shit!
And rrrrrrooooock deez videeeoooohhhzzzz!! (At some later date (probably tomorrow), because I'm heading to an eye appointment right now!)
01 The Exploited - Sex And Violence (from Punk's Not Dead)
02 Black Flag - No Values (from Jealous Again)
03 The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy (from Rocket To Russia)
04 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake Soundtrack)
05 Acid Bath - Graveflower (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics)
06 George Carlin - 400,000 American Musical Favorites (from Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!)
07 The Freestylers feat. Pendlum & SirReal - Painkiller (from Adventures In Freestyle)
08 Styles Of Beyond (mixed by Dieselboy) - Subculture (Dieselboy + Kaos VIP) (from projectHUMAN (Disc 1))
09 Pendulum - Tarantula (feat. Fresh, $pyda & Tenor Fly) (from Hold Your Colour)
10 :Wumpscut: - Black Death (French Concept) (from Dried Blood Of Gomorrah)
11 BLÆRG - Reverse Entropy Catalyst (from Sesquipedalia)
12 Venetian Snares - Hajnal (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
13 Ween - I Can't Put My Finger On It (from Chocolate And Cheese)
14 Naked City - Perfume Of A Critic's Burning Flesh (from Grand Guignol)
15 Naked City - Jazz Snob Eat Shit (from Grand Guignol)
16 Lye By Mistake - Nero's Intention (from Arrangements For Fulminating Vective)
Monday Jul 23, 2012
Monday Jul 23, 2012
Edit: 10-01-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
PERVERTS!!!! Welcome to the Exquisite Madness Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! Can ya believe this is the 25th? That's a fucktacular fuckton of aural fuckin' sex right fuckin' there! I mean, don't let me or the number 25 fool you. 26 is an even more fucktacular fuckton, and that's coming up next week. I have no idea why numbers that are multiples of 5 ever began to be so subconsciously psychologically satisfying that people started using them across the globe and started granting them above average attention, but whatever. Anyway, now I'm going to say several things that have never been assembled and verbalized in this order before, ever. Why?
Well, when apple farts utilize Van Gogh's 43rd mistress like a mongoose would masticate polypropylene garden shears in a STAUNCH endeavor to enter Ronald Reagan's decaying colon in search of Montezuma's vengeful 14th world wonder, they would indeedly-do make a squishy llama do the chicken dance upon the backs of the working class. Further less, OBLONG ELBOWS! Cable peanut Italians eating rabbit souffle Tuesday frooooom beyoooooond the calendar's throbbing rooster. Gigantic zombie politicians are auctioning off lesbian shoe recipes to the emperor of Kazahkstan. Ninety-four is a worthless number like a mozzarella enchilada and gorgeous hooker pirate octopi cherries. Woo! Piss popcorn multiplied by 213.567 chartreuse t-shirts equals fungal sexual infection nachos and cheese with a side of existentialism sauce. Chaos, chaos, semper chaos. Are you cool? Miles was. Now he's a stamp. And dead. But heeezzz muuusic eezzz alliiiiiive!!! Are you alive? You'd better be. Don't die. Be cool.
And be a link clicker and subsequent video watcher, or else I'll hunt you down and stick carrots in your rectum!
01 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP)
02 Naked City - Bonehead (from Grand Guignol)
03 George Carlin - Preface (from Brain Droppings (Disc 1))
04 Colatron - I'll Be There In Twin Peaks (from Mashed In Plastic - The David Lynch Mashup Album)
05 The Decemberists - Won't Want For Love (Margaret In The Taiga) (from The Hazards Of Love)
06 Bobby Darin - Dream Lover (from The Fabulous 50s: My Kind Of Music (Disc 1))
07 Doris Day - Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be) (from The Fabulous 50s: My Kind Of Music (Disc 1))
08 Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano (from The Fabulous 50s: My Kind Of Music (Disc 3))
09 Tech N9ne - Imma Tell (from Absolute Power)
10 The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight (from 100 Greatest Songs Of R&B And Hip-Hop)
11 Molly Gruesome - Muse (Ambient Chorus) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
12 The Coup - Get Up (feat. Dead Prez) (from Party Music)
13 The Lost Children Of Babylon - The Venus Project (from Zeitgeist: The Spirit Of The Age)
14 Moby - Next Is The E (from Moby)
15 Moby - Natural Blues (from Play)
16 Moby - Lift Me Up (from Hotel)
17 Shat - I Threw Up On Her Cunt (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)
18 The Dung Beatles - Saw Her Pubic Hair (from Ass Masters Vol. 1: The Early Smears '63-'64)
Thursday Jul 19, 2012
Thursday Jul 19, 2012
Edit: 10-01-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Gooooooood evening, you beautiful fucking weirdos! You magnificently perverted freaks! Welcome to another Thursday Night Euphonious Fucksauce! Open your ear holes wide and scream, "AHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!!" Now that you've thoroughly disturbed the breathing meatcakes around you, enjoy their expressions and enjoy the Fucksauce!
And enjoy the Fucksaucy videos below, too!
1. The Ramones - We Want The Airwaves (from Ramones Mania)
2. Ministry - WTV (from Houses of the Molé)
3. Revolting Cocks - Crackin' Up (from Linger Ficken' Good ...And Other Barnyard Oddities)
4. Busta Rhymes - What's It Gonna Be (feat. Janet Jackson) (from Extinction Level Event - Final World Front)
5. R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind (from 12 Play)
6. Shat - Finding Her Clit (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)
7. Janet Jackson - Would You Mind? (from All For You)
8. LL Cool J - Doin' It (from Mr. Smith)
9. D-MonyK - Track 12 (from The Hardstomp Revolution)
10. Evil Activities - God Is A Sadist (from 6 Months To X-Tinction)
11. DJ Bass - The Target (from Army Of Hardcore Vol. 3 (Disc 1))
12. D-MonyK - Dildo Pot Pie (from D-MonyK misc.)
13. The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken (from The Moldy Peaches)
14. The Moldy Peaches - Who's Got The Crack? (from The Moldy Peaches)
15. Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind (from The Mollusk)
16. Aphex Twin - N, ∆Mᵢ⁻¹=−α ∑ Dᵢ[η][ ∑ Fjᵢ[η−1]+Fextᵢ [η⁻¹]], η=1 j∈C{ᵢ} (from Window Licker)
Monday Jul 16, 2012
Monday Jul 16, 2012
What's up, perverts?! Another Monday is upon us which means another heaping helping of awesomely fucktacular aural sex is on its way directly to your muthafuckin' ear holes. That is, if you know what's good for you. ;-)
1. .?. - Sunset (Abused Freedom Clip) (from oo111111.wordpress.com)
2. G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic - The David Lynch Mashup Album)
3. Strapping Young Lad - You Suck (from The New Black)
4. Mudvayne - Internal Primates Forever (from L.D. 50)
5. Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell (from Hot)
6. Wesley Willis - They Threw Me Out Of Church (from Greatest Hits Vol. 2)
7. Gorillaz - Dirty Harry (from Demon Days)
8. Molly Gruesome - The Wicked Witch Of The North (from Reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
9. Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People)
10. Wax Audio - The 4th Branch (Kashmiri Mix) (original by Immortal Technique) (from Cut, Paste and Run)
11. Wax Audio - Wiped Off The Map (from Cut, Paste and Run)
12. PJ Harvey - Naked Cousin (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST)
13. PJ Harvey - The Desperate Kingdom Of Love (from Uh Huh Her)
14. PJ Harvey - This Mess We're In (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
15. The Moldy Peaches - Anyone Else But You (from The Moldy Peaches)
16. The A.M.D.A. - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16: Maximum Hardcore Energy)
Thursday Jul 12, 2012
Thursday Jul 12, 2012
Edit: 09-24-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Ohhhh say can you seeeee, by the dawn's early liiiiihahahahahahaha!!!
Videos! Check 'em out! You know the fuckin' drill by now!
01 Slipknot - Surfacing [Live] (from Slipknot [Expanded Edition])
02 David Bowie vs. Tori Amos (Wax Audio) - Tori's Deranged (from Mashopolos II: The Mashening, and Mashed In Plastic)
03 Dir en grey - Cage (from Gauze)
04 Bim - Raindrops (Live & Acoustic) (from Soundcloud)
05 Peter Gabriel - Washing Of The Water (from Us)
06 Vidyasagar - Aasai Aasai... (from Dhool OST)
07 Jackie 'O' - Save Tonight (Remix) (from Save Tonight (Remix) Single)
08 iiO - At The End (UltraSun Remix) (from At The End (UltraSun Remix) Single)
09 The Prodigy - Break And Enter (from Music For The Jilted Generation)
10 BT - A Million Stars (feat. Kirsty Hawkshaw) (from These Hopeful Machines (Disc 2))
11 Christina Aguilera - Beautiful (from Stripped)
12 Eminem - Beautiful (from Relapse)
13 Otep - Perfectly Flawed (from The Ascension)
14 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Nip/Tuck Theme Song) (from Nip/Tuck OST)
15 Violent J - But You Didn't (by Joseph Morehead) (from Insane Clown Posse Hotline)
16 Leonard Cohen - Democracy (Spoken Edit) (from... somewhere)
17 Henry Rollins - Disintegration (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
18 REK - Uselessorgan (from Tough Titties)
19 Sonic Youth - G-Force (from Screaming Fields Of Sonic Love)
20 Frank Sinatra - That's Life (from That's Life)
Monday Jul 09, 2012
Monday Jul 09, 2012
Edit: 09-24-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Jesus camel-cunt-sucking CHRIST! Is it hot enough for you fuckers? I recorded this podcast from Ari-fuckin'-Zona. I visited a long time friend, and I couldn't shut up about the fucking sweltering heat! It was fucking 114 degrees outside. *sigh* Isn't it about time we did something about that bright shiny bastard in the sky? What's his fuckin' deal, huh? Comin' along every day and fuckin' shit up, making everyone hot and uncomfortable and cancerous, not to mention making everyone have to fuckin' squint their eyes and not look up into the sky when it's around. Fuck that shiny bitch. That's right, I said fuck the fucking sun. Fuck the sun, and enjoy the fuckin' music, perverts. I love you!
And enjoy the fuckin' videos! What-the-fuck-ever you do, don't fucking go outside! :-P
01 Snot - Snot (from Get Some)
02 Wesley Willis - Suck A Caribou's Ass (from Greatest Hits Vol. 2)
03 Skindred - Pressure (from Babylon)
04 Excrementory Grindfuckers - I Like My Grindcore (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen (Finish, Scene Flashes))
05 The Gerogerigegege - Anal Boxing (from Saturday Night Big Cock Salaryman)
06 The Berzerker - Reality (from The Berzerker)
07 The Locust - Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth (from The Locust)
08 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) (from Fear Emptiness Despair)
09 The Fratellis - Creepin' Up The Backstairs (from Costello Music)
10 Transplants - Diamonds & Guns (from Transplants)
11 Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (Sopranos Theme) (from Exile On Coldharbour Lane)
12 Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (1.5x Speed Edit) (original from Exile On Coldharbour Lane)
13 Molly Gruesome - Black Velvet (from Girl Power Mixtape)
14 Massive Attack - The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game (from Batman Forever OST)
15 Kate Havnevik - Kaleidoscope (from Melankton)
16 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (from Hallowicked Compilation)
17 Die Antwoord - Fok Julie Naaiers (from Ten$ion)
18 Die Antwoord - DJ Hi-Tek Rulez (from Ten$ion)
19 Desert Sessions - Shepherd's Pie (from Desert Sessions Vol. 9 & 10)
Monday Jul 02, 2012
Monday Jul 02, 2012
What's up, perverts?! This week, we're flashing back to the very beginning. I'm not sure how many of you heard the first one when I put it up on Soundcloud, but it's not there anymore. Anyway, the reason I named this podcast Monday Morning Aural Sex is 'cause, well, who wouldn't love "aural sex," on a Monday morning? Doesn't that just make the grind of the work week so much less irritating? I think so. Do you know the difference between "fan," and "fanatic?" Well, according to my Mac dictionary, "fan" is someone with a strong interest in or admiration for something; "fanatic" is someone with an obsessive interest or enthusiasm for something. Which would you consider yourself? Do you primarily listen to music you know; stuff you know you like already? Or do you often find yourself venturing outside of your comfort zone to discover new and exciting stuff? I say, life's just too damn short to sit around listening to couch music. I say, be adventurous. Be adamantly curious; insatiably hungry, because there's a LOT of really great music out there that'll probably never be heard by the mainstream or granted the respect and attention it deserves. So, without any further ado, enjoy the very first installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
02 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust)
03 Doormouse - Toxic Jungle (from Mama Didn't Raise No Fool EP)
04 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery)
05 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn to the Morning Star (from Of Natural History)
06 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity Opens the Discussion (from Of Natural History)
07 Louis Prima - Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody (from Collector's Series)
08 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch)
09 Mudvayne - Poop Loser (from The Beginning Of All Things To End)
10 Jeff And Mychael Danna - The Blood Of Cuchulainn (from The Boondock Saints)
11 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element)
12 In Flames - Alias (from A Sense Of Purpose)
13 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party)
14 Matthew Good Band - The Rat Who Would Be King (from The Audio Of Being)
15 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz)
16 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties compilation)
17 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare)
18 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
19 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room)
20 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets)
21 Henry Rollins - Stalingrad (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
22 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits)
23 Spike Jonze - Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? (from Spike Jonze Greatest Hits)
24 P.T. Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (demo) (from P.T. Grimm New Demos)