Monday Morning Aural Sex
February 2014
Episodes
Tuesday Feb 25, 2014
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-02-25 (Become the Media Edition)
Tuesday Feb 25, 2014
Tuesday Feb 25, 2014
Perverts!!! Welcome to the Become the Media Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Why “Become the Media?” Well, because why the fuck not? I don’t know about you, but most of what the mainstream media tries to shove in my face or in my tender earholes is either boring, bullshit or both. I almost never watch commercialized television or listen to Clear Channel Inc. radio. I control what I watch, read, listen to, etc. Hey, we have little enough control over our lives as it is; why not exercise some control over our entertainment at least? Maybe we’ll even get some information that’s helpful in some way, shape or form. Anyway, the whole reason I started this podcast was in an effort to “become the media,” and as far as I know, it’s been working out all right so far. I’ve been achieving my goal of informing and/or entertaining, albeit to a small degree, and that makes me happy. I honestly hope some of you perverts are inspired at some point to start a project like this podcast. Something that you can put your stamp on and say, “This is mine, and thus it is valuable and worthy of attention.” Anywho, let’s get to the yojne stuff already. This one starts out with a spoken word bit from which this edition was named by the man, the myth, the legend: Jello Biafra!01 Jello Biafra - Become the Media (from Become the Media) [00:01:18]02 The Death Set - I Wanna Take This Tape and Blow Up Ya Fuckin’ Stereo (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:37]03 The Death Set - Too Much Fun For Regrets (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:42]04 Innerpartysystem - Don’t Stop (from The Download EP) [00:15:07]05 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:19:46]06 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:24:25]07 Mantis - Petra (from The Mantis Xmas Special) [00:27:54]08 The Knife - Silent Shout (from Silent Shout) [00:32:41]09 Jack Kerouac - Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake - CD1 (01) (from Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake) [00:37:27]10 Thelonious Monk - Blue Monk (from Live at the 1964 Monterey Jazz Festival) [00:40:37]11 Dead By Wednesday - Therefore, Is He A Terrorist? (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:10]12 Dead By Wednesday - Deprogram (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:22]13 Twiztid - Get It Right (from Man’s Myth) [00:53:02]14 The Death Set - Kittens Inspired By Kittens (from Michel Poiccard) [00:56:37]15 Infected Mushroom - Drop Out (from Deeply Disturbed (CDM)) [00:57:01]16 Lana Del Rey - Blue Velvet (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [01:02:17]17 Hope of the States - Black Dollar Bills (from The Lost Riots) [01:04:51]18 James Chance & the Contortions - Contort Yourself (from Buy) [01:11:41]19 The Used - Smother Me (from Lies For The Liars) [01:15:57]20 The Killers - Mr. Brightside (from Hot Fuss) [01:20:09]21 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland) [01:23:50]22 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War of Art) [01:28:38]23 Akir - Politricks (from Legacy) [01:31:11]24 Amen - Piss Virus (from We Have Come For Your Parents) [01:34:49]25 I Am The Ocean - Wait, What? (from And Your City Needs Swallowing) [01:38:14]26 Interpol - Mind Over Time (from Our Love To Admire) [01:42:47]27 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [01:47:27]28 Colorpulse - Glorious Dawn (feat. Carl Sagan & Stephen Hawking) (from Colorpulse Misc.) [01:56:46]29 Infected Mushroom - Dancing With Kadafi (from B.P. Empire) [02:00:14]30 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [02:10:32]31 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [02:17:15]
Monday Feb 17, 2014
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-02-18 (Holidays and/or Tragedies Edition)
Monday Feb 17, 2014
Monday Feb 17, 2014
Howdy, perverts?! I know, I know. “Who says ‘howdy?’” My dad did and I used to poke fun at him for it. I loved it though, ‘cause it made him unique. Anyway, welcome to the Holidays and/or Tragedies Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I know you might be wondering about the title, so lemme break it down. Basically, I’ve been saying for years that it shouldn’t take tragedies to get people to care about each other. Same goes for holidays, obviously. Kinda funny how holidays and tragedies evoke (or are supposed to evoke) such opposite emotions, yet they both (or at least, they’re supposed to) bring us closer together. I say that’s fine, but in order to make those occasions truly extraordinary, we should already be close. Then, holidays like Valentine’s Day won’t be such a nauseating, consumeristic waste so much as a reminder to put in a little extra effort for your loved one(s).However, I know many of us have loved ones we don’t talk to as often as perhaps we’d like or we should. I know there are lots of people with whom we’d like to be close, but something about them or us keeps us from it. As far as that goes, I think the best that can be done is to as unequivocally as possible tell them how you feel, and see what they do with the information. Anyway, I could go on and on, but let’s get this shit rollin’, eh? The majority of the music has nothing to do with the title of this edition, by the way. I just happened to have this shit on my mind and felt like talking about it, so there. Yojne!01 Mantis - Hood Shit (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:01:28]02 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (from The Cleansing) [00:06:04]03 Jedi Mind Tricks - Delerium (feat. Rich Medina) [00:08:36]04 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend of the Black Shawarma) [00:11:29]05 The Locust - Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever) (from The Locust EP) [00:18:29]06 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [00:19:13]07 Sage Francis - Sun Vs. Moon (from A Healthy Distrust) [00:20:52]08 Suicide Silence - Slaves to Substance (Mantis Deathstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:24:19]09 Taylor Mali - Silver Lined Heart (from Conviction) [00:28:50]10 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [00:32:23]11 Ute Lemper - Chuck Out the Men! (from Berlin Cabaret Songs) [00:36:38]12 朱雀 - CONTRACT (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD: CARDINAL GATE conclusion) [00:39:08]13 USAO - ZED (Extended Mix) (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST Vol. 1 (Disc 2)) [00:43:29]14 t+pazolite - chipscape (from Gotta Maze ~ゴタマゼ~) [00:48:39]15 DJ SHARPNEL - WE LUV LAMA (from Techno a la carte -Intersect Fractional. Vol. 2-) [00:52:44]16 Storm & Euphony - First Kontakt (from That’s What I Call Hardcore (Disc 1)) [00:58:07]17 The Offspring - Staring At The Sun (from Americana) [01:02:08]18 Bad Acid Trip - Strange Humans (from Lynch the Weirdo) [01:04:20]19 Variable Unit - Hologram Network (from Handbook for the Apocalypse) [01:05:57]20 Benny Carter - These Foolish Things (from 100 Jazz Greats Vol. 3) [01:10:04]21 ††† - †rophy (from EP †† and ††† (The Album)) [01:13:05]22 Die Form - Cantique 1 (from Vicious Circles - The Best of Die Form) [01:16:54]23 Switchblade Symphony - Dissolve (from Serpentine Gallery) [01:23:27]24 Metallica - The Call of Ktulu (from Ride The Lightning) [01:27:54]25 Beneath The Massacre - Unheard (from Incongruous) [01:36:44]26 One Dead Three Wounded - My Life as a Typo (from Paint the Town) [01:39:37]27 The Azoic - Conflict (from Illuminate) [01:43:24]28 Subhumans - Reason For Existence (from EP-LP) [01:48:13]29 Marc et Claude - It’s All For Love (Noemi Remix) (from Love 2 Trance (Disc 3: Headliner)) [01:50:42]30 Astor Piazzolla - Noche de Amor (from Historia del Tango, Vol. 2) [01:58:45]31 Vestascension - L’Arrivée (from vestascension.bandcamp.com) [02:01:38]32 Virkato - Scorpion Fire (PF Concerto No. 1 Anti-Ares) (long version) (from beatmania IIDX 11th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:06:51]33 Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In The Cradle (Harry Chapin cover) (from America’s Least Wanted) [02:14:45]34 Gene Kelly - Singin’ In The Rain (from A Clockwork Orange OST) [02:18:44]35 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:21:20]
Monday Feb 10, 2014
Monday Feb 10, 2014
Why a Flashback Edition? Well, due to Podbean switching to a monthly usage data plan from a total usage data plan, I can re-upload some old podcasts and actually keep them uploaded. That, and due to a series of unfortunate circumstances last night, I didn't have the time I thought I would to make a new edition. Don't worry, perverts, I'll try to make a new one tonight. For now, I hope you yojne the fuck outta this one.Hhhhhhow's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the No One Can Destroy The Metal Edition of pretty much the only fuckin' podcast worth listening to, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! This one's the third all metal edition that I've done, and for this one, the volume knob grew a 12 in the utterly ecstatic anticipation. Speaking of which, for those of you who haven't seen the movie Spinal Tap, you really must run, do not walk, to see that one. I'd venture to guess that anyone listening to this particular edition has probably seen that shit already, but whatthefuckever. Oh, and I know a few of you out there might be looking at this track listing and saying something to the effect of, "Ehhh, that band's not metal! Mehhh, my metal's better! Your metal sucks! Your metal isn't even metal 'cause my metal's way more metaller! That, like, makes me a superior person to you, ehhhh!" To those of you who're saying shit like that, yes, you do seriously sound just as fucking imbecilic as I just sounded in that hypothetical imitation of you. Not like you'd ever actually say that shit to me or likely even hear this fuckin' podcast, but I know some of you out there are thinkin' it. But fuck, who am I to tell you what to think? You're gonna think whatever the fuck you want, so I'm basically ranting for no fuckin' reason right now.Anyway, this one will be like the others in that I won't be speaking beyond this intro so as not to fuck up the deluge of pure fucking osmium we're about to experience. As per the suggestion of my dear friend and fellow pervert, Ashlei, I have, however, decided to include timestamps next to the tracks in the track listing for those of you perverts who don't have a solid 4 fucking hours to sit and listen to this shit. That's right, bitches. 4 fucking hours of epically osmiumic aural fuckin' sex. Incidentally, as far as I know, there's no adjective for osmium, so I just made one up like whut… Words are our bitches, and we can make 'em do whatever the fuck we want… BUT, we still should respect them to a degree or else we'll end up with a culture that's damn near devoid of intellectual stimulation or meaningful communication. Oh, wait… Anyway, fuck that soapbox, fuck you, fuck me, fuck us, fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus, fuck this prolix fuckin' intro and just fuckin' yojne!01 Tenacious D - The Metal (from The Pick Of Destiny) [00:02:24]02 Pig Destroyer - Deflower (from 38 Counts Of Battery) [00:05:03]03 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [00:05:30]04 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:09:23]05 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [00:12:45]06 Slayer - Dead Skin Mask (from Seasons In The Abyss) [00:14:44]07 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Ride The Lightning) [00:19:39]08 The Berzerker - Eye For An Eye (from Animosity) [00:26:11]09 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69) [00:28:25]10 Daughters - Fur Beach (from Canada Songs) [00:31:29]11 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [00:32:05]12 Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It) (from Around The Fur) [00:40:12]13 iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:43:47]14 System Of A Down - Cigaro (from Mezmerize) [00:46:27] 15 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L.R.M.H.A. (from City) [00:48:38]16 Strapping Young Lad - Love? (from Alien) [00:48:40]17 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:53:34]18 Mudvayne - Internal Primates Forever (from L.D. 50) [00:56:56]19 Soulfly - Tribe (from Soulfly) [01:01:19]20 GWAR - Jack The World (from This Toilet Earth) [01:07:15]21 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [01:09:37]22 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:14:12]23 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem) [01:18:48]24 Satanist - Autoerotic Crucifixation (from Sadomasochrist) [01:25:48]25 Machinae Supremacy - I Turn To You (Melanie C. cover) (from Origin) [01:29:33]26 The Locust - Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed (from Plague Soundscapes) [01:34:47]27 I Got Shot In The Face - You. Dead. (from How Am I Not Myself) [01:35:18]28 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:38:04]29 Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer (from Cycle Sluts From Hell) [01:42:30]30 The Dillinger Escape Plan - The Mullet Burden (from Under The Running Board EP) [01:44:45]31 All That Remains - Chiron (from Overcome) [01:46:35]32 Converge - The Broken Vow (from Jane Doe) [01:50:58]33 Dir en grey - Audience Killer Loop (from Vulgar) [01:53:10]34 Abnormality - Question? (from 2007 Demo) [01:56:46]35 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son) [02:00:43]36 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:06:19]37 Sawtooth Grin - A 2 Minute Lecture On The Finer Points Of Instability (from Cuddlemonster) [02:11:53]38 Sevendust - Bitch (from Sevendust) [02:13:55]39 Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [02:17:35]40 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [02:21:43]41 Machine Head - Aesthetics Of Hate (from The Blackening) [02:26:17]42 Fantômas - Book 1: Page 3 (from Fantômas) [02:32:43]43 All Shall Perish - Never…Again (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:33:49]44 Lamb Of God - Now You've Got Something To Die For (from Ashes Of The Wake) [02:37:00]45 In Flames - Sleepless Again (from A Sense Of Purpose) [02:40:37]46 Shadows Fall - Failure Of The Devout (from Threads Of Life) [02:44:42]47 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [02:50:05]48 Soilwork - Grand Failure Anthem (from A Predator's Portrait) [02:57:50]49 Spineshank - Play God (from The Height Of Callousness) [03:03:08]50 Killswitch Engage - Reject Yourself (from As Daylight Dies) [03:07:04]51 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered)) [03:11:41]52 The Fall Of Troy - We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus (from Doppelgänger) [03:17:04]53 Dimmu Borgir - The Invaluable Darkness (from In Sorte Diaboli) [03:19:13]54 Iced Earth - Dracula (from Horror Show) [03:23:55]55 DevilDriver - Damning The Heavens (from Pray For Villains (Special Edition)) [03:29:44]56 Agalloch - A Celebration For The Death Of Man… (from The Mantle) [03:31:59]57 Agalloch - …And The Great Cold Death Of The Earth (from The Mantle) [03:34:23]58 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation Of Reid) [03:41:29]
Monday Feb 03, 2014
Monday Feb 03, 2014
What’s up motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes?! Welcome to the second volume of the 100th Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! So, technically it’s the 101st edition, but I’m sure you figured that out already. Anyway, this one will have a lot fewer introductions from the people who contributed tracks. Chalk it up to shyness, for the most part. I don’t get it, but whaaaaateva. I’m just glad they gave me some aural sex, hehe. So, we’re gonna kick this one off with some picks from my dearest: Mercy. Yojne!Mercy’s Picks:01 Blink-182 - Roller Coaster (from Take Off Your Pants And Jacket) [00:00:32]02 Imagine Dragons - Demons (from Continued Silence EP) [00:03:19]03 Icona Pop - We Got The World (Radio Edit) (from We Got The World) [00:06:11]04 M83 - We Own The Sky (from Saturdays = Youth) [00:09:12]Tiff’s Picks:05 Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [00:18:25]06 DevilDriver - I Could Care Less (from DevilDriver) [00:22:17]07 Snot - Absent (from Strait Up) [00:25:50]08 Katastrophy Wife - Gone Away [00:31:20]09 Steve Aoki & Angger Dimas - Beatdown (feat. Iggy Azalea) (from Beatdown Single) [00:35:13]Sam’s Picks:10 Tapping The Vein - Broken (from The Damage) [00:39:35]11 Stone Sour - Bother (from Stone Sour) [00:44:12]12 Ani DiFranco - Grey (from Revelling / Reckoning: Reckoning) [00:48:07]Alex’s Picks:13 Cardboard Box - The Limit Does Not Exist (from Bearpocalypse) [00:53:36]14 dbk2 - The Scales of Struggle (from… somewhere on the interwebz) [00:55:29]15 goreshit - toromi hearts 2 (from sHimaU/goreshit/Sub-69 split) [00:58:33]16 goreshit - Thinking of You (from goreshit//Annoying Ringtone split) [01:02:03]Daryl’s Picks:17 Glukose - Schweine (from GTA IV OST: Vladivostok) [01:05:32]18 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain) [01:09:53]19 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine) [01:19:40]20 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [01:23:16]Casey’s Picks:21 A Perfect Circle - Sleeping Beauty (from Mer De Noms) [01:32:18]22 Chevelle - Fizgig (from Stray Arrows) [01:36:25]23 Killswitch Engage - My Curse (from As Daylight Dies) [01:41:15]Tasha’s Picks:24 Staind - Zoe Jane (from 14 Shades of Grey) [01:45:31]25 Alice In Chains - Nutshell (from Jar of Flies) [01:50:03]26 Linkin Park - In The End (from Hybrid Theory) [01:54:09]Paulie’s Picks:27 A Perfect Circle - Imagine (John Lennon cover) (from eMOTIVe) [01:57:41]28 Our Lady Peace - Tomorrow Never Knows (Beatles cover) (from The Craft OST)Renee’s Picks:29 Create Avoid - Tyranny (from Heart Remains) [02:06:55]30 Boyce Avenue - Find Me (from All You’re Meant To Be) [02:10:02]31 Defeater - I Don’t Mind (from Dear Father) [02:14:36]32 Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine (Overdose) (from Nymphetamine) [02:18:21]MY PICKS, MUTHAFUCKA!33 Mantis - Bludgeoned To Death (by Suicide Silence) (Mantis Deathstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep)34 Ministry - Let’s Go (from The Last Sucker) [02:32:21]35 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:37:11]36 The Knife - We Share Our Mother’s Health (from Silent Shout) [02:40:45]37 G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (Barry Adamson & Garbage mashup) (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [02:44:52]38 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu) [02:49:39]39 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [02:54:51]40 Aimee Mann - It’s Not (from Lost In Space) [02:56:25]41 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgement) [02:59:47]42 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [03:04:27]43 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (Beatles & Massive Attack mashup) (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [03:08:38]44 Eyedea & Abilities - Here For You (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [03:12:19]45 BIGdumbFACE - It’s Right In Here (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [03:19:37]