Monday Morning Aural Sex
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Monday Sep 24, 2012
Monday Sep 24, 2012
Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball!
01 Namco Sound Team - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
02 Namco Sound Team - Dan Don Fuga (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
03 Deftones - Around The Fur (from Around The Fur)
04 Incubus - Redefine (from S.C.I.E.N.C.E.)
05 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.)
06 Infected Mushroom vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP)
07 Infected Mushroom - None Of This Is Real (from Classical Mushroom)
08 Infected Mushroom - Riders On The Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP))
09 Killswitch Engage - Life To Lifeless (from Alive Or Just Breathing (CD1))
10 Killswitch Engage - Soilborn (from Killswitch Engage)
11 Killswitch Engage - My Curse (from As Daylight Dies)
12 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) (from So Deep Single)
13 nc feat. NRG Factory - Innocence Of Silence (Cube::Hard's Not So Innocent Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA and Ultramix 4 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
14 NM feat. Alison Wade - Beautiful Inside (Cube::Hard Mix) (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party Limited Edition Music Sampler)
15 Klayton (Celldweller) - Beginning Of The End (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 2 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
16 Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (from Guitar Hero II)
17 Dethklok - Thunderhorse (from Guitar Hero II)
18 The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout (from Guitar Hero II)
19 Yohihito Yano, Saki Kabata - Lonely Rolling Star (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
20 Asuka Sakai, Ado Mizumori - A Crimson Rose And A Gin Tonic (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
21 Yu Miyake - Jesus Island (from Katamari Damacy - Me And My Katamari (Disc 1))
22 The Main Drag - A Jagged Gorgeous Winter (from Rock Band 2)
23 Dream Theater - Panic Attack (from Rock Band 2)
24 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2)
25 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound Of Extreme)
26 DJ Sharpnel - Da Manco (from Endless Summer)
27 DJ Sharpnel - Solitude Sun (from Mad Breaks)
28 Shiki - Air (from Cris Tears)
29 Walter Carlos - Title Music From A Clockwork Orange (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
30 Hans Zimmer - This Is Going To Hurt (from The Ring & The Ring Two OST)
31 Nellee Hooper - Tybalt Arrives (feat. Butthole Surfers & The Dust Brothers) (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
32 Nellee Hooper - Fight Scene (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
33 Nellee Hooper - Mercutio's Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
34 Nellee Hooper - Drive Of Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
35 Jocelyn Pook And The Jocelyn Pook Ensemble - Migrations (from Eyes Wide Shut OST)
36 Dev/Null - I'd Rather Mainline Preparation H Than Listen To Your Shitty, Shitty Music (from Lazer Thrash)
37 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Beatle Bones N' Smokin' Stones (from I May Be Hungry But I Sure Ain't Weird: The Alternate Captain Beefheart)
38 Descendents - I Wanna Be A Bear (from Two Things At Once)
39 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once)
40 Liberace - Ciao! (from Cecil B. Demented OST)
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
Monday Aug 27, 2012
Monday Aug 27, 2012
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01 Green Jello - Obey The Cowgod (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack)
02 Guano Apes - Open Your Eyes (from Proud Like A God)
03 30 Seconds To Mars - Oblivion (from 30 Seconds To Mars)
04 Muse - Sing For Absolution (from Absolution)
05 MC Hammer - Too Legit To Quit (from Too Legit To Quit)
06 House Of Pain - Back From The Dead (from Same As It Ever Was)
07 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha (from All Eyez On Me (Disc 1))
08 George Carlin - I Like People (from It's Bad For Ya)
09 George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit (from It's Bad For Ya)
10 George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit On The Phone (from It's Bad For Ya)
11 George Carlin - What A Phone Call Should Be (from It's Bad For Ya)
12 Powerman 5000 - Assess The Mess (from Transform)
13 Powerman 5000 - Free (from Transform)
14 All That Remains - Some Of The People, All Of The Time (from For We Are Many)
15 DevilDriver - Clouds Over California (from The Last Kind Words)
16 At The Gates - Blinded By Fear (from Slaughter Of The Soul)
17 Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000) (from Obsolete)
18 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion)
19 Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (from Dirty Vegas)
20 Super 8 vs. DJ Tab - Helsinki Scorchin (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix) (from ThriveMix Presents Trance Anthems Vol. 1 (Disc 2))
21 Kirsty Hawkshaw - Just Be Me (from Nip/Tuck OST)
22 The Who - The Seeker (from American Beauty OST)
23 Royal Crown Revue - I Love The Life I Live (from Mugzy's Move)
24 The White Stripes - Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground (from White Blood Cells)
25 George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine (from Jammin' In New York)
26 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero)
27 Lovage - Book Of The Month (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By)
28 The Martinis - Free (from Empire Records OST)
29 Against Me! - Borne On The FM Waves Of The Heart (from New Wave)
30 Radiohead - Karma Police (from OK Computer)
31 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step)
32 Marilyn Manson - Target Audience (Narcissus Narcosis) (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death))
33 Trent Reznor - Driver Down (from Lost Highway OST)
34 The Living End - Uncle Harry (from Roll On)
35 The Gigglin Dildas - Bitchfight (from Breakcore Gives Me Wood)
36 Otto Von Schirach - Spine Serpents From Sperm Island (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
Monday Aug 20, 2012
Monday Aug 20, 2012
My dearest perverts, it is with a heavy cock in hand that I must tender my resignation from this greatest of podcasts. I have come to realize that I've been spreading myself far too thin, what with all my immensely time-consuming projects such as snail psychology, toenail sculpturing, potato harp lessons, crotch spelunking, anal implosion (and explosion), and artificial insemination of random amphibians (including males), to name a few. So, you see, I simply cannot maintain all these other things at a necessary level of focus to achieve oneness with the great nipple in the sky at which we all suckle. My journey (which has strangely made me think of hair a lot), has been so exciting. Compiling all these tracks for the one or two of you especially insatiable perverts who actually still listen to me has made me happier than a lark in shit (or is it happy as a pig who eats shit… or a lark who fingerfucks his neighbor's elephant dung (not that larks have fingers, mind you… OR DO THEY?!!)) Anyway, enjoy this final podcast as we begin with a bang, and a countdown… a TEENAGE countdown… a bangin' teenage countdown… or something. MASTURBATE!
01 Wax Audio - The Final Teen Spirit (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People)
02 Cody Chesnutt - Bitch, I'm Broke (from The Headphone Masterpiece I)
03 Blue Man Group - Opening Mandelbrot (from Audio)
04 Anthrax - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (Beastie Boys cover) (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience)
05 George Carlin - Three Little Words (from Life Is Worth Losing)
06 Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin #5 (from YouTube)
07 Molly Gruesome - Hot (feat. Stephanie, Robbie G & Cannibal Sproul) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
08 Dark Lotus - Corrosion (from Black Rain)
09 Violent J - Some Fuckin' How (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 2)
10 Twiztid - Hound Dogs (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Mostasteless (Island Ver.))
11 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri)
12 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence)
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Was Ist Ist (from Ende Neu)
14 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST)
15 From Autumn To Ashes - Reflections (from Too Bad You're Beautiful)
16 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It's All Happening)
17 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
18 Henry Rollins & Mother Superior - My War (Black Flag cover) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis 3)
19 Discharge - Religion Instigates (from Fight Back)
20 Mud City Manglers - 1234 Motherfucker (from Heart Full Of Hate)
21 The Cramps - Human Fly (from Psychedelic Jungle/Gravest Hits)
22 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon)
23 Puscifer - Momma Sed (from V Is For Vagina)
24 Nostalghia - Love Will Make Me Insane (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch)
25 Kultur Shock - Horse Thief (from Kultura-Diktatura)
26 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST)
27 Kultur Shock - Too Late To Fornicate (from Kultura-Diktatura)
28 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butt-Head Do America OST)
29 Elliot Smith - Because (from American Beauty OST)
30 Ani DiFranco - Millennium Theater (from Reprieve)
31 George Carlin - A Name By Any Other Name (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])
32 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times)
33 Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (from $o$ [International Release])
34 Shat - Dingleberries (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)
35 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous)
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Tuesday? What is this, Tuesday Morning Aural Sex now? What the fuck, Paul? "Well, perhaps you heard, I just moved my entire life across the country from California to Jersey, and shit's been a lil' hectic." Honestly, I'm a dumb ass for packing my microphone that I normally use away in a box that's really fuckin' difficult to reach in my truck full of shit. I'm really thankful I had this alternate available right near the door.
Anyway, that's neither here nor there. What is, however, es la biblioteca de mono. ¡Sí! La biblioteca de Pink Monkey llena de queso cottage odio que hace una división larga con sus codos. No codos coexistir pacíficamente con los zapatos? Bueno, creo que si usted tiene un pájaro terrorista con SIDA en la mesa de dominó de la abuela, no debes dejar de invertir en ese filete doce libras con todos los platos tradicionales. Bienvenidos a la edición de WT, F de Sexo Aural lunes por la mañana (la posición WTF, por supuesto, de "¿por qué martes, fuckhead?") Le expliqué mi casco ya! No me hagas tirar piñas a tu hermana. No me hagas! And keep your eyes peeled for video links in the next few days!
01 Immortal Technique - Golpe De Estado (feat. Temperamento & Veneno) (from The 3rd World)
02 Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot (from Punk-O-Rama 8 (Disc 1))
03 Molly Gruesome - Bang Bang (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
04 The Bloodhound Gang - Mope (from Hooray For Boobies)
05 Blink-182 - When You Fucked Grandpa (from The B-Sides File)
06 The Minutemen - Paranoid Chant (from Paranoid Time)
07 Fucked Up - Circling The Drain (from Epics In Minutes)
08 N.O.T.A. - Fucked Up (from Toy Soldiers)
09 Mud City Manglers - Shit You Talk (from Heart Full Of Hate)
10 Anti-Flag - One Trillion Dollars (from For Blood And Empire)
11 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from Battle Of Los Angeles)
12 Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem (from Antichrist Superstar)
13 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache)
14 George Carlin - Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of (from Brain Droppings (Disc 1))
15 Lords Of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker)
16 Phil RetroSpector - Heaven's Drive-In (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
17 Blue States - Season Song (from Man Mountain)
18 Roni Size & Cypress Hill - Child Of The Wild West (from Blade II OST)
19 Tech Itch & Don Davis - The Real (from The Animatrix OST)
20 The Prodigy - Mindfields (from The Matrix OST)
21 Juno Reactor - Masters Of The Universe (from The Animatrix OST)
22 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty)
23 A Perfect Circle - Orestes (from Mer De Noms)
24 System Of A Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!)
25 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
26 Pet - Lil' Boots (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST)
27 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon)
28 Verachocha - Carte Blanche (from Trancematch)
29 Bond - Time (from Bond Remixed)
30 dj TAKA - Inori (from Milestone)
31 Deftones - Pink Cellphone (feat. Annie Hardy) (from Saturday Night Wrist)
32 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) (from The Locust)
33 Ween - Push th' Little Daisies (from Pure Guava)
34 Shat - You Can't Just Shit (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)
Monday Aug 06, 2012
Monday Aug 06, 2012
PERVERTS!!! As you listen to this, I am packing up my things and loading them into a truck as I'm about to move back to my home state of Jersey. About this edition, since I'm leaving for the other side of the country a day before the birthday of a dear departed friend (which I hadn't planned on; I'd originally intended to leave around August 14th), I found myself with quite a lot of songs once I decided to combine the two playlists I'd prepared, so we're back to the original longer lasting Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope you all like it better this way. I prefer longer playlists, but I also know how precious a commodity attention is nowadays. Anyway, I won't be announcing all the artists, tracks and album titles (mostly for time's sake), but all the information is right below. Also, I won't be including video links until considerably later this week, if not sometime next week. I know you all must be absolutely devastated by the news, but I promise you, this too shall pass. Anyway, press play and enjoy yourself some exquisitely fucktacular aural sex!
01 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from KnowSleep)
02 KnowSleep - Slight Attendant (from KnowSleep)
03 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down)
04 Wax Tailor - Que Sera Sera (from Tales Of The Forgotten Melodies)
05 DJ Magic Mike & Infiniti - 2001 (from Mixed Live @ Las Vegas, mixed by DJ Baby Anne)
06 Dave Matthews Band - The Space Between (from Everyday)
07 Beats Antique - Beauty Beats (from Collide)
08 Kosheen - Hungry (Bent Remix) (from Ambient Lounge Vol. 8 (Disc 2))
09 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from The Understanding)
10 Journey - Be Good To Yourself (from Raised On Radio)
11 George Carlin - Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])
12 Imogen Heap - Loose Ends (from Speak For Yourself)
13 Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (from Modjo)
14 Patrick Bryze & Jim Tonique - Better World [Part 1] (Horney United Solarium RMX) (from Better World [Part 1] Single)
15 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (from Twice In A Blue Moon)
16 Slipknot - Dead Memories (from All Hope Is Gone)
17 Henry Rollins - Kalifornia Dreaming (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
18 Fort Minor - Where'd You Go? (feat. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga) (from The Rising Tied)
19 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
20 Tool - Parabol (from Lateralus)
21 Tool - Parabola (from Lateralus)
22 Linkin Park - What I've Done (from Minutes To Midnight)
23 Marilyn Manson - Running To The Edge Of The World (from The High End Of Low)
24 Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (from Save Tonight Single)
25 Atreyu - Creature (from A Death-Grip On Yesterday)
26 Creature Feature - Such Horrible Things (from The Greatest Show Unearthed)
27 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul)
28 Ed Rush - G-Force Jesus (from Travel The Galaxy)
29 Graeme Revell - Lament For A Lost Son (from The Crow: City Of Angels Original Score)
30 Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (feat. Blue) (from Greatest Hits 1970-2002 (3 Disc Special Edition))
31 Ralphie May - Tips For Your Acid Trip (from Girth Of A Nation)
32 Mitch Hedberg - Canal Smarts (from Do You Believe In Gosh?)
33 George Carlin - Bullshit Advertising In Food Words (from 40 Years In Comedy)
34 The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
35 Green Day - Whatsername (from American Idiot)
36 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show)
37 Foggy - Come... (Into My Dream) (from Best Of Trance Vol. 3)
38 Andain - Beautiful Things (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
39 Kate Ryan - Désenchantée (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
40 Rollins Band - Disconnect (from Weight)
41 DJ Signify - Where Did She Go? (feat. Buck 65) (from Sleep No More)
42 Green Day - Homecoming: I. The Death Of St. Jimmy / II. East 12th St. / III. Nobody Likes You / IV. Rock And Roll Girlfriend / V. We're Coming Home Again (from American Idiot)
43 Insane Clown Posse - I'm Coming Home (from Riddle Box)
Monday Jul 16, 2012
Monday Jul 16, 2012
What's up, perverts?! Another Monday is upon us which means another heaping helping of awesomely fucktacular aural sex is on its way directly to your muthafuckin' ear holes. That is, if you know what's good for you. ;-)
1. .?. - Sunset (Abused Freedom Clip) (from oo111111.wordpress.com)
2. G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic - The David Lynch Mashup Album)
3. Strapping Young Lad - You Suck (from The New Black)
4. Mudvayne - Internal Primates Forever (from L.D. 50)
5. Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell (from Hot)
6. Wesley Willis - They Threw Me Out Of Church (from Greatest Hits Vol. 2)
7. Gorillaz - Dirty Harry (from Demon Days)
8. Molly Gruesome - The Wicked Witch Of The North (from Reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
9. Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People)
10. Wax Audio - The 4th Branch (Kashmiri Mix) (original by Immortal Technique) (from Cut, Paste and Run)
11. Wax Audio - Wiped Off The Map (from Cut, Paste and Run)
12. PJ Harvey - Naked Cousin (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST)
13. PJ Harvey - The Desperate Kingdom Of Love (from Uh Huh Her)
14. PJ Harvey - This Mess We're In (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
15. The Moldy Peaches - Anyone Else But You (from The Moldy Peaches)
16. The A.M.D.A. - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16: Maximum Hardcore Energy)
Monday Jul 02, 2012
Monday Jul 02, 2012
What's up, perverts?! This week, we're flashing back to the very beginning. I'm not sure how many of you heard the first one when I put it up on Soundcloud, but it's not there anymore. Anyway, the reason I named this podcast Monday Morning Aural Sex is 'cause, well, who wouldn't love "aural sex," on a Monday morning? Doesn't that just make the grind of the work week so much less irritating? I think so. Do you know the difference between "fan," and "fanatic?" Well, according to my Mac dictionary, "fan" is someone with a strong interest in or admiration for something; "fanatic" is someone with an obsessive interest or enthusiasm for something. Which would you consider yourself? Do you primarily listen to music you know; stuff you know you like already? Or do you often find yourself venturing outside of your comfort zone to discover new and exciting stuff? I say, life's just too damn short to sit around listening to couch music. I say, be adventurous. Be adamantly curious; insatiably hungry, because there's a LOT of really great music out there that'll probably never be heard by the mainstream or granted the respect and attention it deserves. So, without any further ado, enjoy the very first installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
02 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust)
03 Doormouse - Toxic Jungle (from Mama Didn't Raise No Fool EP)
04 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery)
05 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn to the Morning Star (from Of Natural History)
06 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary of Humanity Opens the Discussion (from Of Natural History)
07 Louis Prima - Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody (from Collector's Series)
08 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch)
09 Mudvayne - Poop Loser (from The Beginning Of All Things To End)
10 Jeff And Mychael Danna - The Blood Of Cuchulainn (from The Boondock Saints)
11 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element)
12 In Flames - Alias (from A Sense Of Purpose)
13 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party)
14 Matthew Good Band - The Rat Who Would Be King (from The Audio Of Being)
15 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz)
16 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties compilation)
17 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare)
18 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
19 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room)
20 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets)
21 Henry Rollins - Stalingrad (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
22 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits)
23 Spike Jonze - Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? (from Spike Jonze Greatest Hits)
24 P.T. Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (demo) (from P.T. Grimm New Demos)
Tuesday May 29, 2012
Tuesday May 29, 2012
Happy Tuesday, my insatiable perverts! Hope you enjoyed Part 1, 'cause Part 2 is just as, if not even more, exquisitely fucktacular. We start off Part 2 with a simple question for the leaders and armies of mankind: peace or annihilation? And make sure to check out the links below for some awesome music videos!
01 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:00:15]
02 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [00:02:22]
03 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:05:59]
04 Otep - Warhead (from House of Secrets) [00:11:41]
05 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [00:15:07]
06 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush Vol. 2) [00:17:21]
07 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body of War OST) [00:20:11]
08 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Faulty Intelligence) [00:23:07]
09 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (from http://www.blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio/2012/05/24/lmr-w-otep-dee--zimmerman-and-koch-bros-gov-walker) [00:28:01]
10 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:34:44]
11 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free) [00:37:47]
12 Pink - Dear Mr. President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [00:39:47]
13 Immortal Technique - The War Vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [00:44:17]
14 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades) [00:46:59]
15 Bruce Springsteen - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (feat. Tom Morello) (Live at Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert) (from YouTube) [00:51:05]
16 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore) [01:00:32]
17 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [01:05:47]
18 P.T. Grimm - Destroy Your Elders (from Entropy's Sideshow) [01:08:12]
19 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [01:10:19]
20 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3) [01:15:09]
21 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [01:41:36]
22 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead) [01:46:27]
23 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP) [01:51:05]
24 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [01:54:44]
25 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine) [01:59:55]
Monday May 28, 2012
Monday May 28, 2012
Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia. It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello? No. I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations. I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though. Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right? Right. Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me. It's all good, though. I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these. You oughta give that a try sometime. So yeah, Memorial Day. A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.
I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life. It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars. When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding. What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords. Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other. Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world. Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going. I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.
I suppose it's just a matter of convenience. Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life. But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not. Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford. I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door. But you know, do what you want. Just a suggestion. Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! And don't forget to check out the links I've provided here to see some of the music videos! Especially the one for Blue Scholars - Back Home. That one made me tear up. But yeah, I spend a lot of time gathering those fuckin' things, and it'd be nice to know someone appreciates it, dammit! :-P
01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize) [00:02:27]
02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government) [00:03:30]
03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master of Puppets) [00:07:00]
04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:15:14]
05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A. (from Born In The U.S.A.) [00:21:40]
06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan cover) (from Electric Ladyland) [00:26:10]
07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:30:05]
08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:37]
09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [00:41:54]
10 P.T. Grimm - A Pig In A Fez (from The Exile) [00:45:26]
11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [00:49:29]
12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:51:28]
13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:55:51]
14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP) [00:59:34]
15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3) [01:05:05]
16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) [01:28:55]
17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani) [01:33:24]
18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence) [01:38:33]
19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [01:42:10]
20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [01:46:34]