Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-08-20 (The Final? Edition)

Edit: 11-05-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.

My dearest perverts, it is with a heavy cock in hand that I must tender my resignation from this greatest of podcasts.  I have come to realize that I've been spreading myself far too thin, what with all my immensely time-consuming projects such as snail psychology, toenail sculpturing, potato harp lessons, crotch spelunking, anal implosion (and explosion), and artificial insemination of random amphibians (including males), to name a few.  So, you see, I simply cannot maintain all these other things at a necessary level of focus to achieve oneness with the great nipple in the sky at which we all suckle.  My journey (which has strangely made me think of hair a lot), has been so exciting.  Compiling all these tracks for the one or two of you especially insatiable perverts who actually still listen to me has made me happier than a lark in shit (or is it happy as a pig who eats shit… or a lark who fingerfucks his neighbor's elephant dung (not that lark's have fingers, mind you… OR DO THEY?!!))  Anyway, enjoy this final podcast as we begin with a bang, and a countdown… a TEENAGE countdown… a bangin' teenage countdown… or something.  MASTURBATE!

Don't even bother looking for video links right now, 'cause I suck forever at life and I've been slackin'.  One day soon, I'll stop sucking and start winning again.  Just you wait and see!

01 Wax Audio - The Final Teen Spirit (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People)

02 Cody Chesnutt - Bitch, I'm Broke (from The Headphone Masterpiece I)

03 Blue Man Group - Opening Mandelbrot (from Audio)

04 Anthrax - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (Beastie Boys cover) (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience)

05 George Carlin - Three Little Words (from Life Is Worth Losing)

06 Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin #5 (from YouTube)

07 Molly Gruesome - Hot (feat. Stephanie, Robbie G & Cannibal Sproul) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)

08 Dark Lotus - Corrosion (from Black Rain)

09 Violent J - Some Fuckin' How (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 2)

10 Twiztid - Hound Dogs (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Mostasteless (Island Ver.))

11 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri)

12 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence)

13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Was Ist Ist (from Ende Neu)

14 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST)

15 From Autumn To Ashes - Reflections (from Too Bad You're Beautiful)

16 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It's All Happening)

17 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)

18 Henry Rollins & Mother Superior - My War (Black Flag cover) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis 3)

19 Discharge - Religion Instigates (from Fight Back)

20 Mud City Manglers - 1234 Motherfucker (from Heart Full Of Hate)

21 The Cramps - Human Fly (from Psychedelic Jungle/Gravest Hits)

22 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon)

23 Puscifer - Momma Sed (from V Is For Vagina)

24 Nostalghia - Love Will Make Me Insane (from I Am Robot, Hear Me Glitch)

25 Kultur Shock - Horse Thief (from Kultura-Diktatura)

26 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST)

27 Kultur Shock - Too Late To Fornicate (from Kultura-Diktatura)

28 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butt-Head Do America OST)

29 Elliot Smith - Because (from American Beauty OST)

30 Ani DiFranco - Millennium Theater (from Reprieve)

31 George Carlin - A Name By Any Other Name (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])

32 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times)

33 Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (from $o$ [International Release])

34 Shat - Dingleberries (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)

35 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous)



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