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Monday Apr 28, 2014
Monday Apr 28, 2014
...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when they breath fire on you, and you're burning to death, your charred flesh smells minty fresh... very considerate of them if you ask me...I like socks... and my nipples are possessed... welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex, my dearest perverts... I love you like I love my own penis... I'd love to aggressively stroke you and make you throw up, too... thank you for tuning in... you could be doing anything right now, and you're listening to me... I appreciate that beyond words... anyway, be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos to some of the songs that are featured in this week's podcast... and be sure to actually listen to the podcast... otherwise, why the flying rat Jesus fuck cracker shit have you been reading this this far?Thank you to the vivacious, insatiable pervert Constance Felix for co-hosting this week's Fuck Geography Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!01 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda)02 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) (check out Mark Danielewski on Amazon!)03 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth)04 The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly (from YouTube)05 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone? (from YouTube)06 The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell (from Memento Mori)07 George Carlin - Reagan's Gang, Church People & American Values (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)08 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End Of All Things To Come)09 Tool - Hush (from Opiate)10 KoRn - K@#0%! (aka Kuntz) (from Life Is Peachy)11 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)12 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities)13 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)14 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia)15 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll)16 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid)17 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST)18 Incubus - Sick Sad Little World (from A Crow Left Of The Murder)19 Gostosa - Never Say Never (Romeo Void Hardstyle Remix) (from Reloaded 021)20 TaQ - Stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite)21 TaQ - L09663 (from ongaq:stromatolite)22 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version])23 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST)24 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch)25 Serj Tankian - Piano Improvisation (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)26 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)27 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST)28 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad)29 A.F.I. - Battled (Secret Track after Morningstar) (from The Art Of Drowning)30 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F. [Loud Electronic Ferocious])31 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones)32 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)33 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage)34 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)35 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII)36 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)37 King Missile - Domestic Life (from The Psychopathology Of Everyday Life)38 Brandon DiCamillo - Brandon's Chinese Freestyle (from Otimen Recording Hell)39 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber)40 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Hahahahaha!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes to volume 2 of the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! It’s been a year and a half since the last all comedy edition, and goddammit, it’s about time for a new one. I wanted to do one sooner, but I felt like I didn’t have enough new stuff. Some of this stuff you’ll recognize from various previous editions if you listened to them, but it’s still just as fucktacular as ever. So kick back and fuckin’ yojne already! 01 Terrance & Phillip - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST) [00:00:30]02 Adam Sandler - Oh Mom (from They’re All Gonna Laugh At You) [00:01:29]03 George Carlin - How to Handle a Heckler (from George Carlin misc.) [00:03:35]04 Louis CK - White People (from Live at the Beacon Theater) [00:04:37]05 Louis CK - Money (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:09:56]06 Louis CK - Darlene and Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:10:53]07 Hannibal Buress - I Play Video Games (from My Name Is Hannibal) [00:15:07]08 Henry Rollins - Letters From Boris (from Live At Luna Park) [00:18:15]09 Doug Stanhope - You Get What You Deserve (from From Across The Street) [00:22:36]10 Chris Rock - Insurance (from Bigger & Blacker) [00:26:15]11 Adam Sandler - Memory Lane (from What The Hell Happened To Me) [00:34:32]12 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)) [00:37:12]13 Doug Stanhope - Drugs For A Brave New Cubicle (from No Refunds) [00:44:41]14 Doug Stanhope - Will Work For Vagina (from No Refunds) [00:47:07]15 Henry Rollins - L.A. Living, L.A. Dating (from Shock & Awe) [00:51:21]16 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:57:32]17 Bill Hicks - I Do Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:59:41]18 Robin Williams - Technology (from Live 2002) [01:03:02]19 Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4 (from Stan & Judy’s Kid) [01:07:31]20 Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (from South Park: Chef Aid) [01:08:44]21 Ren & Stimpy - Log Blues/Log Theme (from You Eediot!) [01:13:49]22 George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility (Edit) (from Back In Town) [01:15:09]23 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from …Some Album. The ID3 tag is missing the album field. Ask me if you’re actually fuckin’ curious.)24 Doug Stanhope - Occupy Elsewhere (from Beer Hall Putsch) [01:29:40]25 Henry Rollins - Nature’s Wild (from Provoked) [01:36:09]26 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It’s Bad For Ya) [01:42:06]27 Robin Williams - Father, You Have To Set Limits (from Live 2002) [01:47:00]28 Richard Jeni - NFL Referees — The Untold Story (from Greatest Bits) [01:50:11]29 George Carlin - Yeast Infection (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:54:34]30 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [01:59:12]31 Louis CK - Dating Takes Courage (from Oh My God) [02:05:20]32 Louis CK - First Date (from Oh My God) [02:07:51]33 Doug Stanhope - Remember When I Used To Give A Shit? (from Before Turning The Gun On Himself…) [02:09:06]34 Robin Williams - Golf (from Live 2002) [02:15:30]35 Louis CK - Sleep (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [02:19:39]36 Richard Jeni - Beauty and the Yeast / A Private Itch / Exploding Scrotum Syndrome …Moment (from Greatest Bits) [02:24:49]37 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) [02:29:43]38 Doug Stanhope - Terrified Of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [02:34:03]39 George Carlin - Advertising Lullabye (from You Are All Diseased) [02:36:53]40 George Carlin - American Bullshit (from You Are All Diseased) [02:39:30]41 George Carlin - Businessmen (from You Are All Diseased) [02:42:08]42 George Carlin - Religion (from You Are All Diseased) [02:43:34]43 George Carlin - There Is No God (from You Are All Diseased) [02:45:41]44 Doug Stanhope - Stop Playing God (from Live @ Wiseacres - 2006) [02:53:37]45 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!) [02:58:02]46 George Carlin - Sanctity of Life (from Back In Town) [03:00:42]47 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity of Life (from Relentless) [03:04:32]48 Bill Hicks - It’s Just A Ride (from Revelations) [03:07:01]49 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous) [03:08:41]50 Richard Jeni - Something You Never Hear (from Greatest Bits) [03:09:27]
Monday Apr 14, 2014
Monday Apr 14, 2014
Wwwwwwelcome to another monkey-funkin’ Monday, my dearest deviants, and of course, another exquisite edition of the magnificent Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ sex! This one’s the second installment in my Pervert Appreciation Series: the Don’t Grab Gray Boys, Grab Graboyes Edition! This is dedicated to my dear friend Josh and his general awesomeness. He’s been my gaming buddy for about 2 ½ years now, and he’s helped keep me relatively sane through a lot of idiotic nonsense in that short time. He also hooked me up with a super, ultra, gourmet edition of a game that has come to be one of my absolute favorites of all time: Saints Row IV. For all that, I am eternally grateful, and that deserves a goddamn podcast in my opinion. So crank the fuckin’ yojne knobs for this one, perverts, ‘cause if you’re as cool and crazy as we are, you’re gonna loooove this shit right here.01 Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix) (from Zelda Step) [00:00:28]02 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:04:17]03 The Lonely Island - I’m on a Boat (feat. T-Pain) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:09:18]04 Loituma - Levas Polka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:11:51]05 Lindsey Stirling - Assassin’s Creed III Theme (from Assassin’s Creed III Single) [00:15:22]06 Hooky - Sonic The Hedgehog: Green Hill Zone (Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/itshooky) [00:18:07]07 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex) (Original Mix) (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:22:14]08 Nightcore - Dam Dadi Doo (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:25:56]09 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phase to Phase (feat. Lisa Marie) (from True Hardcore 2) [00:28:39]10 Clockwork - Titan (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:32:39]11 Pendulum - Self vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [00:37:41]12 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from Make It Bun Dem Single) [00:42:21]13 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend of the Black Shawarma) [00:45:47]14 ZiGZaG HACKER - V^3 (Hello World) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:52:22]15 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound of Extreme) [00:54:05]16 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [00:58:22]17 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition ’08)) [01:03:22]18 Nightmare - Epileptic Crisis (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:11:02]19 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [01:13:00]20 Infected Mushroom - Send Me An Angel (from Army of Mushrooms) [01:17:48]21 E-Type - The Original You (from Loud Pipes Save Lives) [01:25:06]22 Furries In A Blender - Radioactive Rats (GLaDOS Edit) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:28:18]23 Muse - Assassin (from Black Holes and Revelations) [01:30:16]24 Linkin Park - Frgt/10 (Alchemist feat. Chali 2na) (from Reanimation) [01:33:44]25 LFOMG - Mortal Kombat (Extended Mix) (from soundcloud.com/lfomg) [01:37:14]26 Doctor P - Tetris (from Tetris Single) [01:42:45]27 Furries In A Blender - Hide and Seek (Wikked Remix) (from I Am Sinistar (Trimmed)) [01:46:23]28 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious) [01:50:58]29 Toadally Krossed Out - Cray (feat. RiFF RAFF) (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:57:05]30 Skrillex - Kyoto (feat. Sirah) (from Bangarang) [02:01:11]31 -12insomnia- - Gravity Blast (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [02:04:29]32 Hixxy - More & More (from Numerous Hardcore Compilations) [02:06:39]33 Lindsey Stirling - Elements (from Lindsey Stirling) [02:12:44]34 Foggy - Come… (Into My Dream) (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [02:16:48]35 Infected Mushroom - Riders on the Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP)) [02:20:02]36 Muse - The 2nd Law - Unsustainable (from The 2nd Law (Deluxe Edition)) [02:24:20]37 Pendulum - Tarantula (feat. Fresh, $pyda & Tenor Fly) (from Hold Your Colour) [02:28:06]38 Linkin Park - My_Dsmbr (Mickey P. feat. Kelli Ali) (from Reanimation) [02:33:08]39 Hybrid - If I Survive (from Wide Angle) [02:37:22]40 Fort Minor - Get Me Gone (from The Rising Tied) [02:46:04]41 Muse - Time Is Running Out (from Absolution) [02:48:00]42 Linkin Park - Lying From You (from Meteora) [02:51:54]43 Pendulum - Encoder (from Immersion) [02:54:49]44 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [02:59:30]45 Fort Minor - Kenji (from The Rising Tied) [03:05:35]46 Aquaelie - 魔女達の舞踏会 (The Witches Ball) ~ Magus (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [03:09:21]47 Aphex Twin - N, ∆Mᵢ⁻¹=−α ∑ Dᵢ[η][ ∑ Fjᵢ[η−1]+Fextᵢ [η⁻¹]], η=1 j∈C{ᵢ} (from Window Licker) [03:11:58]48 Steve Jablonsky - Gears Keep Turning (from Gears of War 3 OST) [03:17:37]
Monday Apr 07, 2014
Monday Apr 07, 2014
Maternally fornicating deviants! Welcome to the F-f-f-f-f-f-f-andom as R-r-r-r-r-r-r-uck-k-k-k-k-k-k-k Edition Vol. ?!! What is an “interrobang,” you might ask? Well, it’s used to symbolize an exclaimed question, although the etymology of the word could amusingly be interpreted, if one were so inclined, as a case in which one loudly (albeit internally) asks oneself “Why am I banging this person?!” or even an expression that conveys more frustration like, “Should I bang that cross-eyed Asian midget or not?!” You see roughly where I’m going with this, yes? Yes. Anyway, enough of my maniacal jibber jabber. It is time for yojne!01 …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart (from Worlds Apart) [00:00:46]02 Melt-Banana - SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [00:03:09]03 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything) [00:03:31]04 Kindzadza - Inner Vibration (from Waves From Inner Space) [00:05:15]05 After The Burial - Your Troubles Will Cease and Fortune Will Smile Upon You (from In Dreams) [00:12:40]06 Kelly - Txt Msg Brkup (from Shoes) [00:17:13]07 Machine Gun Kelly - Edge of Destruction (feat. Tech N9ne & Twista) (from Lace Up) [00:21:01]08 Type O Negative - Fay Wray Come Out and Play (from Bloody Kisses) [00:26:06]09 Type O Negative - Kill All The White People (from Bloody Kisses) [00:27:09]10 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth) [00:30:32]11 Airi - Rainy (from Dreamio 1.0) [00:33:02]12 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [00:39:33]13 Merry Men Singers - Men In Tights (from Robin Hood: Men In Tights OST) [00:47:37]14 Mantis - Insomnia VIP (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:48:57]15 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize) [00:53:56]16 Melt-Banana - In x Out = Bug (from Speak Squeak Creak) [00:58:51]17 Chamillionaire - The Evening News (from Ultimate Victory) [01:00:08]18 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [01:04:15]19 Kidneythieves - Arsenal (from Zerøspace) [01:08:28]20 GWAR - Krosstika (from War Party) [01:13:40]21 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:17:07]22 Louis C.K. - Suck a Bag of Dicks (from Shameless) [01:20:15]23 Adventure Club - Spiritus Sancti (Boondock Saints Tribute) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:28:51]24 GWAR - Sick of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe) [01:33:22]25 Bad Brains - I (from Rock For Light) [01:36:29]26 Melt-Banana - Bored Elephant (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [01:38:22]27 Kamelot - Forever (from Karma) [01:40:02]28 Tony Iommi - Time Is Mine (feat. Phil Anselmo) (from Iommi) [01:44:06]29 Black Flag - Revenge (feat. Tom Araya) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three) [01:48:56]30 GWAR - Gor-Gor (from Amerika Must Be Destroyed) [01:49:48]31 Fear Factory - Pisschrist (from Demanufacture) [01:54:06]32 Team Sleep - Kool Aid Party (feat. Mike Patton) (from Broyhill Demos) [01:59:20]33 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (feat. Mike Patton) (from Charlie EP) [02:04:40]34 Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice) [02:06:19]35 Hemophiliac - ++*s+s++ (from 50th Birthday Celebration, Vol. 6) [02:11:10]36 Weird Little Boy - Two Weeks On A Morphine Drip/New Dirt And New Flies/Lorne Green (from Weird Little Boy) [02:20:31]37 Type O Negative - The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs Mix) (from The Least Worst Of…) [02:30:35]
Monday Mar 31, 2014
Monday Mar 31, 2014
Perverts! Welcome to the final installment in our glorious Aural Sex Weekend, the Todd Smith All-Star Series Edition! Who is Todd Smith, you might ask? Well, shame on you, you naughty perverts. Todd Smith is the frontman and one of the masterminds behind such exquisite groups as Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, Knives Out, The Alter Boys and El Creepo! I’ve played Sex from all those groups many times throughout the span of this podcast, so unless you weren’t paying attention at all, you most likely remember a few of those names. Anyway, Todd Smith is a phenomenal lyricist and vocalist, and you’re about to hear what the fuck I’m talking about for your damn selves, so let the yojne commence! 01 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:00:43]02 Polkadot Cadaver - Opus Dei (from Sex Offender) [00:05:09]03 El-Creepo! - Arabian Rose (from Aloha) [00:06:01]04 The Alter Boys - Famine Ghost (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:09:40]05 Knives Out - Pink On The Inside (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:13:43]06 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:17:26]07 Polkadot Cadaver - Haunted Holiday (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:21:56]08 Dog Fashion Disco - 9 To 5 At The Morgue (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:23:53]09 Knives Out - Swollen Mistress (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:28:31]10 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed To A Bright Future) [00:32:16]11 The Alter Boys - Little White Lies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:37:15]12 Dog Fashion Disco - Day Of The Dead (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [00:42:26]13 Polkadot Cadaver - Bloodsucker (from Sex Offender) [00:45:56]14 Dog Fashion Disco - Silent Film (from Adultery) [00:49:52]15 Polkadot Cadaver - Touch You Like Caligula (from Last Call In Jonestown) [00:52:56]16 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [00:58:16]17 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender) [01:02:43]18 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog’s Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:06:42]19 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:10:24]20 Dog Fashion Disco - Desert Grave (from Adultery) [01:14:28]21 El-Creepo! - Lock The World Outside (from Aloha) [01:17:47]22 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:22:12]23 Polkadot Cadaver - Phantom Limb (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:26:54]24 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery) [01:30:07]25 Polkadot Cadaver - Rats & Black Widows (from Last Call In Jonestown) [01:33:44]26 The Alter Boys - Surrounded By Porcelain Flies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:36:50]27 Polkadot Cadaver - Sex Offender (from Sex Offender) [01:40:42]28 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:45:11]29 Dog Fashion Disco - The Darkest Days (from Adultery) [01:49:29]30 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:53:49]31 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:56:40]32 Polkadot Cadaver - Forever And A Day (from Sex Offender) [02:02:09]33 Dog Fashion Disco - The Acid Memoirs (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:07:37]34 Polkadot Cadaver - Epilogue (from Last Call In Jonestown) [02:10:48]35 Dog Fashion Disco - Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [02:13:33]
Monday Mar 31, 2014
Monday Mar 31, 2014
Perverts… Welcome to the third installment in the Aural Sex Weekend, the Chill the Fuck Out Edition. Why “Chill the Fuck Out?” Because yesterday marked the final day in my March through Hell. It was the last audio engineering job for a while, and although that does mean I’ll be worrying about money a little more, it also means I’ll be able to fucking relax and recuperate. I suspect I’ll make several new volumes of this type of edition, since I have a loooot of awesome chill out music in my arsenal. Same with the Live Loud and Omitted Questions editions, for that matter. Anyway, kick back, chill the fuck out, and of course, fuckin’ yojne.01 ††† - Bi†ches Brew (from †††) [00:00:50]02 Lana Del Ray - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [00:04:18]03 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite Single) [00:08:10]04 Dido - Here With Me (from Ultra.Chilled 01 (Disc 1)) [00:12:32]05 Sons of Perdition - Psalm of Withering (from Psalms for the Spiritually Dead) [00:17:43]06 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (feat. Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing) [00:20:41]07 Mr. Sam - Surrender (feat. Rami) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials 1 (Disc 1)) [00:24:05]08 Massive Attack - Safe From Harm (from Blue Lines) [00:28:25]09 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (from The Boatman’s Call) [00:33:40]10 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven) [00:37:49]11 Buckethead - Ghost (from COLMA) [00:44:47]12 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [00:50:10]13 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe) [00:54:19]14 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song From Nip/Tuck) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:05:42]15 Thievery Corporation - Lebanese Blonde (from The Mirror Conspiracy) [01:09:09]16 Palms - Tropics (from Palms) [01:13:48]17 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley Mix) (from Dancing Galaxy) [01:19:28]18 Blue Sky Black Death - To The Ends Of The Earth (from NOIR) [01:33:07]19 Chrysta Bell - Polish Poem (from This Train) [01:36:55]20 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (Acoustic) (from B-Sides & Rarities) [01:42:41]21 Tool - Schism (from Anotomica: A String Tribute To Tool Vol. 1) [01:47:11]22 Craig Armstrong - This Love (from The Space Between Us) [01:52:28]23 Deftones - Rosemary (from Koi No Yokan) [01:58:38]24 Portishead - Small (from Third) [02:05:29]25 BT - Our Dark Garden (from If The Stars Are Eternal, So Are You And I) [02:12:01]26 ††† - †rophy (from †††) [02:25:03]27 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth - On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2)) [02:28:52]28 Julee Cruise - The World Spins (from Floating Into The Night) [02:35:03]29 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST) [02:41:32]30 Veruca Salt - Aurora (from Tank Girl OST) [02:45:28]31 Rebekah Del Rio - Crying (Llorando) (from Mulholland Drive OST) [02:49:25]32 Angelo Badalamenti - Love Letters (feat. Kitty Lester) (from Blue Velvet OST) [02:52:53]33 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [02:55:22]34 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [03:04:38]
Saturday Mar 29, 2014
Saturday Mar 29, 2014
Perverts!!! Welcome to day two of Aural Sex Weekend and the Omitted Questions Edition. Technically, I already did an omitted questions edition back in 2012, but it was called “.?.” as opposed to spelling it out. So, what are omitted questions you might ask? Well, you just heard one, although technically it wasn’t omitted because I asked it, but fuck it. Omitted questions to me are things we think about, but don’t ask for whatever reason. I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m endlessly fascinated by that: questions gone unasked. Not 100% of the time, of course. Trivial, lazy questions deserve omission, but you get what I mean. Anyway, this edition is full of music that gets me fired up and inquisitive at the least. I hope it’ll do the same for one, some, or even all of you out there. Yojne!01 System of a Down - Question! (from Mezmerize) [00:00:34]02 Evol Intent - The Foreward (feat. J Messinian) (from Era of Diversion) [00:03:47]03 Ministry - Fear (Is Big Business) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:06:19]04 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [00:11:10]05 KMFDM - WWIII (from WWIII) [00:17:03]06 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:59]07 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live w/ Intro) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [00:27:19]08 Twiztid - Karma (from Man’s Myth) [00:33:24]09 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:37:15]10 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:38:10]11 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:40:26]12 Apathy - 9 To 5 (from Eastern Philosophy) [00:44:24]13 Eyedea & Abilities - How Much Do You Pay? (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [00:48:20]14 Insane Clown Posse - How Many Times? (from The Great Milenko) [00:54:15]15 Diabolic - Perspective (feat. DJ Snips) (from The Foul Play Mixtape) [01:00:35]16 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers) [01:04:08]17 Corporate Avenger - Taxes Are Stealing (from Freedom Is A State of Mind) [01:07:41]18 Evol Intent - Death, Lies & Videotape (feat. Cypher Linguistics) (from Era Of Diversion) [01:12:27]19 Dead Prez - Propaganda (from Let’s Get Free) [01:15:46]20 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:20:58]21 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:26:15]22 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [01:29:51]23 CunninLynguists - Mindstate (from Will Rap For Food) [01:31:53]24 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:35:26]25 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [01:39:52]26 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:44:20]27 Doug Stanhope - Democracy Is A Flawed Theory (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:48:34]28 Doug Stanhope - Trade Out (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:49:27]29 Doug Stanhope - Not Guilty (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:50:41]30 Doug Stanhope - Free Country? (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:53:05]31 PT Grimm - Past The Con (from The Exile) [01:56:41]32 MDFMK - Missing Time (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:04:33]33 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:09:07]34 PT Grimm - The Red Cradle (from The Exile) [02:24:30]35 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:26:05]36 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self Construct) [02:30:36]37 Radiohead - Fitter Happier (from OK Computer) [02:33:20]
Friday Mar 28, 2014
Friday Mar 28, 2014
Perverts!!! Welcome to the glorious return and the beginning of a long weekend of Aural.Fucking.Sex! What will that entail, you might ask? Well, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! That means that every morning this weekend, from Friday to Monday, I’ll be posting a brand spankin’ new edition for your tender earholes to soak in and/or endure. Why am I doing this? Well, again, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! Because I feel compelled to make up for all the absence this month. You perverts truly have no idea how much it aggravates me that I’m a human being and thus am subject to the many physical needs of human beings (ie. sleep). I’ve basically been working 12-15 hour days almost every day this month. To say I’m exhausted would be an understatement on a level of if one were to put the word “statement” on a little piece of paper and slip it under Satan’s foot all the way at the deepest depths of Cocytus. Anyway, fuck all this complaining bullshit. You all came for some Aural Sex, and that’s what I’m gonna deliver. We’re kickin’ this shit off with the Live Loud Edition which is filled with some absolutely exquisite Sex that must be listened to LOUDLY! All these songs have a much greater impact that way, and you know what I’ve said many times about living loudly: you’ve got your entire death to be silent. We’re starting this edition off with a song that could safely be called my first favorite song ever, when I was four years old or so. I used to listen to it all the time when my dad drove me to preschool. Speaking of which, Dad, I love and miss you so, so much. I think about you every day. This one’s for you, Pops. ;)01 Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (from Knee Deep In The Hoopla) [00:02:02]02 Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:06:50]03 m11dy - TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE (REBUILD) (from ROARING THE ODD HYMN) [00:10:35]04 Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:12:43]05 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [00:16:32]06 Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [00:20:07]07 All Shall Perish - Stabbing To Purge Dissimulation (from Awaken The Dreamers) [00:24:35]08 Slayer - Darkness of Christ (from God Hates Us All) [00:27:07]09 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:28:37]10 The Berzerker - Reality (from Berzerker) [00:32:11]11 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:33:30]12 Passenger of Shit - Trendycocksuckersuckmyretardvomitpussycunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:36:36]13 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [00:38:38]14 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:43:15]15 Ministry - Señor Peligro (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:49:15]16 After The Burial - Warm Thoughts of Warfare (from Forging A Future Self) [00:52:53]17 Pigface - Bitch (Defrag’s Extraordinary Skipping Glitch Mix) (from Head…) [00:55:46]18 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:58:03]19 White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:03:27]20 Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:07:03]21 Nine Inch Nails - You Know What You Are? (from With Teeth) [01:11:17]22 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf in Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:14:58]23 Producer Snafu - Being Bored Is Fun (from Rebirth RB-338 (v2.0.1 & over) [01:18:45]24 PT Grimm - Emily (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:22:10]25 PT Grimm - Fuck Everything (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:23:28]26 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [01:24:10]27 Nero - Must Be The Feeling (Flux Pavilion & Nero Remix) (from Must Be The Feeling EP) [01:32:16]28 Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (from Tomb of the Mutilated) [01:37:21]29 PT Grimm - Crystal Baby (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:41:23]30 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot) [01:43:58]31 Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age of Grotesque (from The Golden Age of Grotesque) [01:47:35]32 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle of Los Angeles) [01:51:40]33 NaS - Life Is What You Make It (feat. DMX) (from I Am…) [01:55:04]34 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step) [01:59:02]35 Muse - Knights of Cydonia (Nostalgia Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [02:03:00]36 Arch Enemy - Marching on a Dead End Road (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:07:28]37 Arch Enemy - Despicable Heroes (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:08:42]38 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Pink Noise Waltz (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [02:10:52]39 Puya - Tirale (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:16:54]40 Combichrist - God Bless (from Everybody Hates You) [02:22:27]41 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:26:53]42 Lamb of God - Remorse Is For The Dead (from Ashes of the Wake) [02:29:20]43 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipeout) [02:34:53]
Monday Mar 10, 2014
Monday Mar 10, 2014
Fuck.March. Fuck the whole goddamn month. Every year, it’s the same hectic nonsense. The first week is the worst because it usually involves setting up and running multiple shows which is obviously difficult since I don’t always have anyone else available to cover the shows I can’t be at. This year has been especially insane due to me juggling three jobs. Anyway, hello perverts. Good morning and all that stuff. I am very sorry that there hasn’t been a new podcast in two weeks. Also, for the record, I’m well aware that I only have a few listeners and that the absence of a new edition of my podcast isn’t as dire as I might make it seem. Truly though, I tremendously appreciate any and all listeners, and this podcast has been the most consistent thing in my life for the past two years. It is indeed aggravating when I can’t find the wherewithal to put together a new edition even if it’s only myself and a few others who actually listen to this. So, without further ado, I ask you all to walk with me in Hell… please? Nobody? Ahh, whatever. Just fuckin’ yojne.01 Lamb of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament) [00:01:13]02 Diabolic - Stand By (from Liar & A Thief) [00:06:23]03 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:10:41]04 D.O.A. - That’s Progress (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [00:15:48]05 Hopsin - Nocturnal Rainbows (from RAW) [00:19:01]06 LEIF (kolt) - They Called Me Faggot (from 8===D) [00:24:05]07 MUST DIE - Caffeine (from Hard Dubstep +. Vol. 69 Week #15) [00:28:26]08 Hanin Elias - Untouchable (from Future Noir) [00:32:23]09 Excision & Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga) [00:36:00]10 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz) [00:39:56]11 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:44:29]12 Orgy - Dissention (from Candyass) [00:49:38]13 Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix) (from Dubba Jonny Misc. Remixes) [00:53:08]14 Revolting Cocks - Crackin’ Up (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:58:23]15 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [01:04:40]16 Julee Cruise - Falling (from Floating Into The Night) [01:10:06]17 H.I.M. - Join Me In Death (from Razorblade Romance) [01:15:19]18 Excision & Savvy - Sleepless (from X-Rated) [01:18:52]19 Dubba Jonny - Home VIP (from Home (Single)) [01:24:11]20 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [01:29:50]21 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:34:52]22 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:41:32]23 Immortal Technique - Speak Your Mind (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [01:46:49]24 Kid Alt Dub - Re Think (Original Mix) (from Dubstep Pro v.4 from AGR) [01:49:20]25 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps of Gore EP) [01:53:41]26 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Poetic Pitbull Revolutions (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [01:57:31]27 Craig Armstrong - Starless II (feat. King Crimson 1974) (from As If To Nothing) [02:02:20]28 Regina Spektor - Somedays (from Soviet Kitsch) [02:06:53]29 In This Moment - Beautiful Tragedy (from Beautiful Tragedy) [02:10:07]30 Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love (from Surrealistic Pillow) [02:14:07]31 Pantera - Floods (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [02:17:02]32 The Lost Children of Babylon - The Venus Project (from Zeitgeist: The Spirit of the Age) [02:24:02]
Tuesday Feb 25, 2014
Tuesday Feb 25, 2014
Perverts!!! Welcome to the Become the Media Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Why “Become the Media?” Well, because why the fuck not? I don’t know about you, but most of what the mainstream media tries to shove in my face or in my tender earholes is either boring, bullshit or both. I almost never watch commercialized television or listen to Clear Channel Inc. radio. I control what I watch, read, listen to, etc. Hey, we have little enough control over our lives as it is; why not exercise some control over our entertainment at least? Maybe we’ll even get some information that’s helpful in some way, shape or form. Anyway, the whole reason I started this podcast was in an effort to “become the media,” and as far as I know, it’s been working out all right so far. I’ve been achieving my goal of informing and/or entertaining, albeit to a small degree, and that makes me happy. I honestly hope some of you perverts are inspired at some point to start a project like this podcast. Something that you can put your stamp on and say, “This is mine, and thus it is valuable and worthy of attention.” Anywho, let’s get to the yojne stuff already. This one starts out with a spoken word bit from which this edition was named by the man, the myth, the legend: Jello Biafra!01 Jello Biafra - Become the Media (from Become the Media) [00:01:18]02 The Death Set - I Wanna Take This Tape and Blow Up Ya Fuckin’ Stereo (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:37]03 The Death Set - Too Much Fun For Regrets (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:42]04 Innerpartysystem - Don’t Stop (from The Download EP) [00:15:07]05 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:19:46]06 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:24:25]07 Mantis - Petra (from The Mantis Xmas Special) [00:27:54]08 The Knife - Silent Shout (from Silent Shout) [00:32:41]09 Jack Kerouac - Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake - CD1 (01) (from Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake) [00:37:27]10 Thelonious Monk - Blue Monk (from Live at the 1964 Monterey Jazz Festival) [00:40:37]11 Dead By Wednesday - Therefore, Is He A Terrorist? (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:10]12 Dead By Wednesday - Deprogram (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:22]13 Twiztid - Get It Right (from Man’s Myth) [00:53:02]14 The Death Set - Kittens Inspired By Kittens (from Michel Poiccard) [00:56:37]15 Infected Mushroom - Drop Out (from Deeply Disturbed (CDM)) [00:57:01]16 Lana Del Rey - Blue Velvet (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [01:02:17]17 Hope of the States - Black Dollar Bills (from The Lost Riots) [01:04:51]18 James Chance & the Contortions - Contort Yourself (from Buy) [01:11:41]19 The Used - Smother Me (from Lies For The Liars) [01:15:57]20 The Killers - Mr. Brightside (from Hot Fuss) [01:20:09]21 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland) [01:23:50]22 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War of Art) [01:28:38]23 Akir - Politricks (from Legacy) [01:31:11]24 Amen - Piss Virus (from We Have Come For Your Parents) [01:34:49]25 I Am The Ocean - Wait, What? (from And Your City Needs Swallowing) [01:38:14]26 Interpol - Mind Over Time (from Our Love To Admire) [01:42:47]27 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [01:47:27]28 Colorpulse - Glorious Dawn (feat. Carl Sagan & Stephen Hawking) (from Colorpulse Misc.) [01:56:46]29 Infected Mushroom - Dancing With Kadafi (from B.P. Empire) [02:00:14]30 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [02:10:32]31 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [02:17:15]