Monday Morning Aural Sex
Music that makes sweet love to and fucks the shit out of your ear canals.
Listen on:
Episodes
Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Well, shit in my cereal and call me the Dalai Lama, what a day I’ve had. If I had known that those were little turds raining down instead of water droplets, I probably would’ve made an executive decision to stay home and juggle my nuts. Any-fucking-way, what the fuck is up?! How fucking overdue are we for one of these editions, hmm?! Welcome, mother-daughter-sister-father-son-brother-cousin-stepcousin and grandparentfuckers to the Postbreakspeedbananavaginapoopcoresurfpolkaindiewaveextremedeluxegourmetstep Edition! Why am I making another one of these now? Because both Valentine’s Day and the Grammy’s happened recently, and music like this is both one of the main reasons I’m single and also completely fucking invisible to whomever decides which popular person gets to take home their golden trophy for other peoples’ contributions to their lives (aka, the Grammy’s). Should I elaborate? I think I should. Fuck you.
When I listen to music like this, the thought of a female listening to it with me is hilarious. Mostly because almost nobody besides me even knows of any of these artists, let alone is actually interested in what they do or actually enjoys it to the point that they’d put it on themselves without me. Mostly, I’m the one bringing the weirdest shit to the table. While I do enjoy a kind of didactic pleasure from that, I also get a strong sense of confusion and general irritation, much like that which would come from using the word, “didactic,” around pretty much anyone. Fortunately, I do know one or two people who are into this kind of shit. Unfortunately, they live across the fucking country, so hanging out doesn’t happen nearly as often as I’d like. But hey, I’m thankful to just know ONE other person who is into shit like this. I think it’s fucking brilliant, and it sucks that almost nobody else seems to agree. Boo-hoo. Poor me. Ah well.
As far as the Grammy’s aspect goes, man… Why the motherfuck does anyone give a fetid baby squirrel turd about the Grammy’s anymore? Haven’t we, as at least moderately evolved human beings, figured out that the Grammy’s is just another fucking popularity contest for rich people? Who the fuck cares who wins a stupid fucking golden trophy for any accomplishment? The accomplishments themselves are what matter most, and the quality of music is all subjective. Yet, we’re supposed to be enthralled by the vaguely unified opinions of total strangers about their definition of quality music? Fuck that fucking noise. The absolutely exquisite fucking aural sex you’ll hear in this podcast will NEVER win any Grammy’s. Ever. As far as I’m concerned, the farther away someone is from winning a Grammy, the better their music is likely to be.
Don’t believe me? Sit and yojne for a while, and if you don’t agree, shove a hot yojne up your piss hole for all I care. Love ya!
01 Renard - You’re Dumb (from High Moral Fibre Album (Trimmed)) [00:02:20]
02 Dev/Null - I’d Rather Mainline Preparation H Than Listen To Your Shitty, Shitty Music (from Lazer Thrash) [00:02:59]
03 The Quick Brown Fox - Holy Macaroni (from SPEEDKORE 4 KIDZ!) [00:06:52]
04 Otto Von Schirach - Banana Trouble (Instrumental) (from El Golpe Avisa EP) [00:08:48]
05 The Stunned Guys - Love Really Sucks (Roger Mix) (from Earthquake III (Disc 2)) [00:11:31]
06 Goreshit - Fake Ass Bitches (from Copyright Infringement) [00:15:34]
07 Venetian Snares - Crashing The Yogurt Truck (from Filth) [00:19:07]
08 Adraen - Sunnyville (from The Beats With Two Backs) [00:24:36]
09 D-MonyK - Track 12 (from The Hardstomp Revolution) [00:27:29]
10 Adroa - Battlefield (from Decimation EP) [00:29:52]
11 Otto Von Schirach - Milk A Cow And Dosey Doe (from Ye Olde Barn Compilation) [00:34:59]
12 DJ Sharpnel - DA MANCO (from Endless Summer) [00:40:20]
13 Cake Builder - Book Of The Dead (which is in mono for some weird reason) (from Decks’n’Demons) [00:44:23]
14 Doormouse - Hey Look, I’m White [The Canadian National Anthem] (from Fractured Hearts) [00:50:03]
15 Paradeigma - Breakcore vs. Jazz (Raimond Pauls Mix) (from [noiseworx 086]) [00:53:39]
16 Otto Von Schirach - Spine Serpents Of Sperm Island (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:54:46]
17 Realicide - The Absent Rapist (from Enduring The Viral Hell Pt. 2) [00:56:28]
18 Chaosphere & Datsik - Eradicate (from Eradicate EP) [00:59:07]
19 Adraen - Contact (from Your Roots Aren’t Showing) [01:03:21]
20 Killingscum - LET’S NYANCING (from Otaku Overclocks) [01:06:08]
21 Venetian Snares - Integraation (from My Downfall OST) [01:07:56]
22 Goreshit - L Is For Ice Cream and Cake (from Fainaru 3/Goreshit/Lolishiiit/Japshitfun Split) [01:14:52]
23 Lapfox Trax - The Mega Viper Bros VS The Mother Brain (from ON Trax Vol. 1) [01:17:11]
24 DJ Sharpnel - Escape From Vorkuta (from 危ないベースライン) [01:18:24]
25 Kezwik - Let Go (feat. Mimi Page) (from HD+. Top 100. Best of 2012) [01:23:58]
26 I Killed Techno! - A Thousand Ghosts In The Midst Of Dawn (from Get Naked) [01:27:59]
27 Kitsune² - Whatchall Know About Nintendo (from Star Road) [01:29:18]
28 CJClip - U’can’t Touch This (MC Hammer Breakcore Remix) (from Happy Stories) [01:30:56]
29 Otto Von Schirach - Condom Pancakes (from Magic Triangle) [01:34:22]
30 Doormouse - American Honda Finance Corporation (from Unabomber Ate A Donkey Dick EP) [01:35:26]
31 Annoying Ringtone - Extratone Pirates (from The Crucifiction Of Commerce) [01:40:34]
32 Azrael - Off With Her Head (feat. MC Gunmouth) (from Post-Apocalyptic Porn Groove) [01:42:36]
33 DJ Sharpnel - Black Chocolates (from 危ないベースライン) [01:46:16]
34 Ajapai - Get Down Lay Down (from Detected EP) [01:50:15]
35 Black & White - Music Is A Place Of Home (from Frame By Frame) [01:55:03]
36 Doormouse - Venetian Snares / Delta Nine / Squarepusher / Fear Factory (from The Method Vol. 1: The Streets Of Miami) [02:02:00]
37 Mayhem - Eggs (Furries In A Blender Remix) (from MAG Trax) [02:05:00]
38 Otto Von Schirach - Cantaloupe Syphilis Gravy (from Maxipad Detention) [02:08:22]
39 DJ Sharpnel - Green D (from 危ないベースライン)[02:11:23]
40 CJClip - DrumOrgy (from Happy Stories) [02:14:57]
41 Kitsune² - Giant Enemy Crab (from Squaredance) [02:17:20]
42 Venetian Snares - Bebikukorica Nigiri (from Dentramentalist) [02:19:54]
43 DJ Sharpnel - Solitude Sun (from Mad Breaks) [02:23:26]
44 The Quick Brown Fox - Snort A Lot Of Crack (from The Quick Brown Fox) [02:27:41]
45 DJ Sharpnel - PANTS (from X-Rated) [02:30:22]
46 Doormouse - Full Frontal Face Fire (from Broken) [02:36:17]
47 Getter - Extermination Process (Point.Blank Remix) (from Extermination EP) [02:39:17]
48 Helicopter Showdown - The Terror (from The Wrestler) [02:43:24]
49 Nestrogen - Numerous Reasons To Smite Thee (from Nestrogen) [02:47:05]
50 Goreshit - The Nature Of Dying (from Semantic Compositions On Death And Its Meaning) [02:49:15]
51 Xanadu Kudzu - Who Run It (Acrnym vs. Three 6 Mafia vs. XK) (from Your Least Favorite Melodies) [02:55:13]
52 Realicide - The Shit Punx Hate! (Traits RMX) (from Enduring The Viral Hell Pt. 2) [02:56:38]
53 Sounds Of Horror - Ged Yer Freeek On (from Crossover Markets Are A Bitch) [02:59:17]
54 Radioactive Samurai - Chelovechestvo Ne Perspektivno ([NesCreator] Remix) (from Remix Album) [03:00:17]
55 Otto Von Schirach - Crispy Hexagons (from Escalo Frio) [03:03:12]
56 Venetian Snares - Befriend A Childkiller (from Doll Doll Doll) [03:07:20]
57 Goreshit - Game Over. (from Rituals) [03:13:21]
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Goooood evening/morning, my dearest deviants! Today we have the Silver and Gold Edition. Why? Because, much like that annoying little jingle about friendship that some of us learned when we were kids (I know, it’s in my head now too. Don’t worry, I know you love me. If not, just keep telling yourself you do until it becomes true. K? Awesome.), it’s important to listen to new music while also appreciating the stuff you’ve heard plenty of times before. I call it couch music. Stuff you’re comfortable with because you already know you like it. Stuff that won’t make you feel like you wasted a couple minutes of your precious fucking life listening to music you only kind of enjoy because you’re too goddamn chickenshit to open your fucking mind and expand your pathetically small horizons. Everyone loves their couch music, right? :)
That’s what all the Gold stuff is. Stuff I’ve played before on this podcast, and that I already know I love. The Silver stuff in this case happens to be mostly made up of tracks I came across… like… I just came across these tracks (giggity) while compiling R0b0t Pr0n v3.0. Think of it as the “deleted scenes,” of R0b0t Pr0n. This was stuff that I really liked, but that was either too slow or too fast to fit comfortably with the rest of the mix. Who knows, though? Maybe I’ll make a Chillout mix, or a Drum’n’Bass mix. I could definitely do both and much more, and I fully intend to, so keep those ears and eyes wide open for that shit. Any-fucking-way, I’ve yammered on enough for one intro. This first one might get a few laughs for who it is, but I actually really dig the song (for some totally inexplicable reason, haha). I liked her contribution to Borgore’s, “Decisions,” and she might have some potential as long as she doesn’t go full-on Lohan. Without any further ado,
…wait for it…
Ha-yojne.
01 Miley Cyrus - FU (feat. French Montana) (from Bangerz) [00:01:38]
02 Interruptvector vs. DJ Plague - Ahh, Das Ist Musik (from speedcore.ca) [00:05:25]
03 Ghostpoet - Dial Tones (feat. Lucy Rose) (Fear Club Remix) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [00:10:03]
04 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) [00:14:32]
05 Magnifikate - Crazy (feat. Jess Nitties) (VIP mix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:18:32]
06 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad) [00:22:24]
07 Bel Heir - Kiss The Devil (Just A Gent Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 18 // April 2014) [00:26:23]
08 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5) [00:31:04]
09 MitiS & SubLion - Beneath Us (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [00:34:43]
10 N.A.S.A. - Spacious Thoughts (feat. Tom Waits & Cool Keith) (from The Spirit Of Apollo) [00:39:37]
11 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:44:03]
12 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version]) [00:48:30]
13 Sleeping At Last - Saturn (from Atlas: Year One) [00:54:01]
14 The Birthday Party - Kathy’s Kisses (from Prayers On Fire) [00:58:47]
15 Bullseye - Andromeda (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:02:49]
16 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Sue Egypt (from Doc At The Radar Station) [01:06:25]
17 Deltron 3030 - City Rising From The Ashes (Figure Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 15 // January 2014) [01:09:21]
18 Vanilla Ice & Naomi Campbell - Cool As Ice (from Cool As Ice OST) [01:13:43]
19 Detour City - Merlin (Everybody Knows) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:19:10]
20 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [01:22:05]
21 Direct - Memory (feat. Holly Drummond) (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [01:25:12]
22 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers) [01:28:57]
23 Fairfax - Departure (from Dubstep Top (December)) [01:32:52]
24 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where’s The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine OST) [01:37:25]
25 Guillotine - Ghouls (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [01:44:49]
26 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self Construct) [01:49:25]
27 Katie Sky - Monsters (Alex S Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [01:53:41]
28 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May) [01:59:39]
29 Zerotic - Lost (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [02:02:40]
30 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above and Branches Below) [02:07:45]
31 Lia Rokka - So Many Questions (Dubstep Top (December)) [02:11:58]
32 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland) [02:15:57]
33 Sleeping At Last - Light (from Atlas: Year One) [02:20:45]
34 Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (from Office Space OST) [02:25:00]
35 Mario M - Daydream (from Dubstep Top (December)) [02:30:00]
36 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker)) [02:33:12]
37 Nyte - Crystal Hearts (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:37:02]
38 The Lounge Lizards - Yak (from Queen Of All Ears) [02:41:45]
39 The Two Friends - Sedated (feat. Jeff Sontag) (Barely Alive Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:47:22]
40 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here (from Freak Out) [02:52:35]
41 The Gremlin - Late Night Love (feat. Jessica Endara) (Venemy Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [02:56:11]
42 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII) [03:00:20]
43 Royal Disco - Welcome To The Universe (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [03:08:42]
44 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll) [03:11:35]
45 Cookie Monsta - Time To Party (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [03:20:34]
46 Wolf Eyes - Black Vomit (from Burned Mind) [03:24:02]
47 BIGdumbFACE - It’s Right In Here (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [03:32:16]
48 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [03:51:57]
Monday Feb 01, 2016
Monday Feb 01, 2016
Perverts! Bet you thought I was gone again, eh? Nope. January was just an extraordinarily difficult month for me, between depression, extreme physical illness and putting R0b0t Pr0n 3 together, I just got overwhelmed. I’m back now, and goddammit, I’m ready to deliver some more fucktacularity to your eager ears. This week is the Blues and Jazz Edition, and lemme tell ya, I’ve toyed with the idea of doing one of these for a long time. I haven’t until now because I guess I felt like too much of a newcomer to the genres. Of course, I still have lots and lots to learn, but the average person knows even less than I do. Apropos, you might notice that this edition is mostly jazz. I know jazz more than I know blues, but I love ‘em both. I just need to build a bigger collection of blues stuff. ANY-FUCKIN’-WAY, this first song goes out to… shit, a lot of people. Ah well. Yojne!
01 Ray Charles - You Don’t Know Me (from Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music) [00:00:39]
02 Ella Fitzgerald - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (from Jazz Divas Vol. 3) [00:03:49]
03 Miles Davis - Blue In Green (from Kind Of Blue) [00:06:51]
04 Lahr - Winter (from Electro Jazz Session (Disc 1)) [00:12:23]
05 The Cannonball Adderley Quintet - Somewhere (from Late Night Jazz (Disc 1)) [00:15:32]
06 Sarah Vaughan - What A Difference A Day Makes (from 100 Jazz Greats Vol. 1) [00:18:20]
07 Sonny Clark - Voodoo (from Rollins’ Choice: Blue Note Selections by Henry Rollins (Disc 2: Night)) [00:21:05]
08 Karrin Allyson - Every Time We Say Goodbye (from Jazz Love Songs After Dark) [00:28:39]
09 Serj Tankian - Distant Thing (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [00:34:33]
10 Michael Blair - Canon (Part 2) (feat. Robbie Robertson) [includes “Playing Chess With Bobby Fischer In Bellevue Reverie" from Beneath The Underdog] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus) [00:38:14]
11 Hal Willner’s Whoops I’m An Indian - Salt Peanuts (The Mr. Peanuts Chronicle) (feat. The Kronos Quartet, Dr. John & Mocean Worker) (from Bird Up: The Charlie Parker Remix Project) [00:41:29]
12 John Coltrane - Pursuance (from A Love Supreme Deluxe Edition (Disc 1)) [00:46:15]
13 Thelonious Monk - Pannonica (from Brilliant Corners) [00:56:57]
14 Elmo Hope Trio - I Don’t Stand (A Ghost Of A Chance With You) (from Meditations) [01:05:41]
15 Bill Evans - My Foolish Heart (from Jazz Love Songs After Dark) [01:10:34]
16 Duke Ellington - Part II: Blues To Be There (Live) (from Ellington At Newport (Disc 1)) [01:15:27]
17 Sam Rivers - Afflatus (from Dimensions and Extensions) [01:22:40]
18 Melody Gardot - The Rain (from My One and Only Thrill) [01:29:04]
19 Charlie Parker - K.C. Blues (from The Essential Charlie Parker) [01:32:23]
20 Sarah Vaughan - Stairway To The Stars (from At Mister Kelly’s) [01:35:46]
21 Aqua Bassino - Time… (from Electro Jazz Session (Disc 1)) [01:40:51]
22 Count Basie - Midnite Blue (from The Complete Atomic Basie) [01:48:38]
23 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Texas Flood (from Texas Flood) [01:53:02]
24 Miles Davis - It Never Entered My Mind (feat. John Coltrane) (from Late Night Jazz (Disc 2)) [01:58:21]
25 Ray Charles - Don’t Let The Sun Catch You Crying (from The Genius of Ray Charles) [02:02:20]
26 Billie Holiday - Gloomy Sunday (from Lady Day: The Complete Billie Holiday on Columbia (1933-1944) (Disc 7)) [02:06:02]
27 B.B. King - There Must Be A Better World Somewhere (feat. Gloria Estefan) (from B.B. King & Friends: 80) [02:09:11]
Wednesday Jan 20, 2016
Wednesday Jan 20, 2016
What the fuck is up?! This is my third dubstep mix so far, with many more on the way in the near future. If you're into this mix, please hit Like, Subscribe, share it, comment, etc.Follow Me:Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/O0111111Soundcloud - http://www.soundcloud.com/O0111111Mixcloud - http://www.mixcloud.com/00111111/Twitter - https://twitter.com/O0111111Instagram - http://instagram.com/00111111Track List:[0:00] 01. The Frim - Hi[1:21] 02. Roshi - Walk Stupid[2:44] 03. Astronaut - Quantum (Spag Heddy Remix)[4:09] 04. Nostalgia - Butterscotch[5:04] 05. Getter & Protohype - The Peak (Getter VIP)[7:21] 06. Datsik & Protohype - Zero[8:50] 07. Deflo - Switch The Clock Back[11:06] 08. Borgore - Decisions[14:05] 09. PhaseOne - Initiate[16:18] 10. Alex Metric & Charli XCX - End of the World (Xilent Remix)[19:50] 11. Skrux & Bone N Skin - Collide (feat. Duelle)[22:31] 12. Soberts & Labco - Warped[24:10] 13. Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Enter Eva[26:15] 14. T-Mass & Skrux - Lost In The Sea (Arkisma Remix)[28:28] 15. Terravita - Drop Bass Not Bombs (feat. Bare)[31:45] 16. EH!DE - Final Level[33:46] 17. Snails - STOMP[35:05] 18. Hundaes - If Only[37:15] 19. Eliminate - Rabbit Hole[39:56] 20. Cookie Monsta - Come Find Me (feat. Flux Pavilion)[41:35] 21. Wobad - Game Of Wonks[42:43] 22. Desmeon - On That Day (feat. El Diablo, Flint & Zadik)[44:06] 23. Tincup - Lawless[46:50] 24. RL Grime - Because Of U[47:58] 25. Jarvis & Roughmath - Time (feat. Ivy J)[51:11] 26. Seven Lions - Fevers (feat. Minnesota & Mimi Page)[54:36] 27. Xilent - Gravity (feat. Tali)
Monday Dec 21, 2015
Monday Dec 21, 2015
What the fuck is up, perverts? Welcome to another installment of the All-Star Series: the Serj Tankian Edition! This one is chock the fuck full of epic rarities & exquisite fucktacularities that perhaps even seasoned System & Serj fans have yet to hear. If you only know Serj from his work with System of a Down, oh my, you’re in for a fuckin’ ride. Serj is a pretty incredible person offstage, too. Look him up on Wikipedia if you don’t believe me.
And now… we yojne!
01 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! Single) [00:00:27]
02 Benny Benassi - Shooting Helicopters (feat. Serj Tankian) (Radio Edit) (from… ze interwebz. Go find it, bitch. :) (Holy fucking parentheses, Batman!)) [00:02:33]
03 Saul Williams - Talk to Strangers (from Saul Williams) [00:05:57]
04 System of a Down - Sugar (from System of a Down) [00:08:36]
05 Revolution Harmony - We Are (feat. Serj Tankian, Ihsahn & Devin Townsend) (from revolutionharmony.org) [00:11:07]
06 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:17:40]
07 System of a Down - Violent Pornography (from Mezmerize) [00:21:54]
08 Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl) [00:25:25]
09 Snot - Starlit Eyes (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Strait Up) [00:30:01]
10 Serj Tankian - Empty Walls (from Elect The Dead) [00:32:51]
11 System of a Down - Deer Dance (from Toxicity) [00:36:39]
12 Buckethead - We Are Alone (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:39:33]
13 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:43:32]
14 Les Rita Mitsouko - Terminal Beauty (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Variéty) [00:47:31]
15 System of a Down - Chop Suey! (from Toxicity) [00:51:10]
16 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [00:54:33]
17 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [00:56:09]
18 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:59:34]
19 System of a Down - Mind (from System of a Down) [01:04:09]
20 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Garuna (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [01:10:25]
21 Knowledge & Serj Tankian - Speak On It (from Axis of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1) [01:14:56]
22 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [01:17:49]
23 System of a Down - Holy Mountains (from Hypnotize) [01:20:41]
24 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Serj Tankian & Morgan Lander) (from Broke) [01:26:09]
25 System of a Down - Shimmy (from Toxicity) [01:30:21]
26 Serj Tankian - The Charade (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [01:32:11]
27 Boh Runga - Be Careful (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Right Here) [01:36:35]
28 Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie (from Elect The Dead) [01:40:10]
29 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [01:43:39]
30 Serj Tankian - Bird of Paradise (Gone) (from Bird Up: The Charlie Parker Remix Project) [01:49:17]
31 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [01:53:06]
32 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [01:56:40]
33 System of a Down - Revenga (from Mezmerize) [02:00:50]
34 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [02:04:36]
35 System of a Down - Shame (Wu-Tang Clan cover) (from Loud Rocks) [02:08:53]
36 Deftones - Mein (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Saturday Night Wrist) [02:11:33]
37 Serj Tankian - Total Paranoia (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [02:15:27]
38 System of a Down - Highway Song (from Steal This Album!) [02:18:17]
39 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Distant Thing (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [02:21:29]
40 Serart - Black Melon (from Serart) [02:25:09]
41 System of a Down - Soil (from System of a Down) [02:28:41]
42 Buckethead - Waiting Here (feat. Shana Halligan & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:32:06]
43 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [02:37:48]
44 Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST) [02:40:46]
45 System of a Down - The Metro (Berlin cover) (from Dracula 2000 OST) [02:43:52]
46 Praxis - Sulfur & Cheese (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Profanation (Preparation For A Coming Darkness)) [02:46:48]
47 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists of Good Taste) [02:51:31]
48 System of a Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [02:56:02]
49 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:59:10]
50 The Nightwatchman - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [03:01:37]
51 System of a Down - Snowblind (Black Sabbath cover) (from Nativity In Black II) [03:05:06]
52 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [03:09:43]
53 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [03:13:37]
54 Serj Tankian - Sky Is Over (from Elect The Dead) [03:16:28]
55 System of a Down - Storaged (from Heavy Metal: 2000 OST) [03:19:22]
56 Mase, Puffy, Lil’ Kim & System of a Down - Will They Die 4 You (from Chef Aid: The South Park Album) [03:20:39]
57 System of a Down - Ego Brain (from Steal This Album!) [03:24:27]
58 Serart - Narina (from Serart) [03:27:46]
59 Khatchadour Tankian - Bari Arakeel (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Inchbes Moranank) [03:33:16]
60 Serj Tankian - Yes, It’s Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [03:36:41]
61 Serj Tankian - Falling Stars (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [03:39:52]
Monday Dec 14, 2015
Monday Dec 14, 2015
SSSSHHHHH!!!! hello, dearest perverts and pervettes. welcome to the tiny metal edition of monday wtf aural sex. this edition was almost entirely inspired by torrential downpour and their tiny pantera set at dimefest 2015. i did have an idea to do something like this years ago, but i figured no one would listen to it and that i’m just fucking insane for thinking this would be hilarious. anyway, the aural sex you’re about to hear is not the aural sex you’re used to. this is what these songs may have sounded like had they been recorded by keebler fucking elves or some shit. anyway, enough of my batshit toothpick chewing gum fuckery. it is time… for yojne.
01 pantera - fucking hostile (from vulgar display of power) [00:00:31]
02 meshuggah - future breed machine (from destroy erase improve) [00:02:24]
03 lamb of god - laid to rest (from ashes of the wake) [00:06:30]
04 deftones - my own summer (shove it) (from around the fur) [00:09:13]
05 fear factory - slave labor (from archetype) [00:11:46]
06 pantera - the great southern trendkill (from the great southern trendkill) [00:14:32]
07 korn - twist (from life is peachy) [00:17:12]
08 system of a down - darts (from system of a down) [00:17:47]
09 gwar - baby raper (from we kill everything) [00:19:41]
10 slayer - raining blood (from reign in blood) [00:21:31]
11 children of bodom - are you dead yet? (from are you dead yet?) [00:24:30]
12 ministry - just one fix (from psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs) [00:27:16]
13 pantera - domination (from cowboys from hell) [00:30:52]
14 metallica - ride the lightning (from ride the lightning) [00:34:27]
15 otep - warhead (from house of secrets) [00:39:07]
16 napalm death - you suffer (from noise for musiks sake (disc 1)) [00:41:35]
17 gwar - ham on the bone (from amerika must be destroyed) [00:41:36]
18 cradle of filth - cruelty brought thee orchids (from cruelty and the beast) [00:43:02]
19 slipknot - disasterpiece (from iowa) [00:48:12]
20 in flames - sleepless again (from a sense of purpose) [00:51:52]
21 pantera - yesterday don’t mean shit (from reinventing the steel) [00:54:46]
22 devildriver - digging up the corpses (from head on to heartache) [00:57:51]
23 fear factory - securitron (police state 2000) (from obsolete) [01:00:32]
24 pantera - good friends and a bottle of pills (from far beyond driven) [01:04:38]
25 behemoth - amen (from the satanist) [01:06:37]
26 in flames - where the dead ships dwell (from sounds of a playground fading) [01:09:13]
27 metallica - damage inc. (from master of puppets) [01:12:08]
28 iron maiden - out of the silent planet (from brave new world) [01:16:01]
29 static-x - fix (from wisconsin death trip) [01:20:33]
30 all that remains - hold on (from for we are many) [01:22:33]
31 strapping young lad - zen (from alien) [01:24:36]
32 cannibal corpse - i will kill you (from gallery of suicide) [01:28:05]
33 slipknot - surfacing (live) (from slipknot [expanded]) [01:30:03]
34 slipknot - eeyore (from slipknot) [01:32:40]
Sunday Dec 06, 2015
Sunday Dec 06, 2015
It's live, muthafuckaaaaaas! Go listen! Run up the wall! Punch yourself in the genitals and call yourself a rhino! You're gonna love this shit THAT much. Even if you hate dubstep, you'll love this mix... because I made it, and you love me. :DTrack List:[0:00] 01. J. Rabbit & Tremourz - Sexy Party[2:05] 02. Mantis - Hood Shit[3:27] 03. Rameses B - Alias[4:57] 04. Ellie Goulding - Figure 8 (Xilent Remix)[7:38] 05. Borgore - Ice Cream Man[9:24] 06. Destroid - Wasteland[11:39] 07. Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix)[14:55] 08. iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (Sluggo Remix)[16:32] 09. Torus - Shut The Fuck Up[18:07] 10. Datsik - Bonafide Hustler[19:43] 11. DJ Matduke - Black Magic[22:55] 12. Oceanlab - Satellite (Seven Lions Remix)[25:38] 13. Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna)[27:42] 14. MUST DIE - Caffeine[29:31] 15. Infuze - Release Yourself[31:48] 16. Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix)[35:00] 17. Rameses B - Bits & Bytes[36:29] 18. Xilent - Boss Wave[38:34] 19. Kid Alt Dub - Re Think[40:34] 20. Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (Mantis Remix)[43:16] 21. Mark Instinct - Pentagram[45:02] 22. The Prodigy - No Good (Rico Tubbs & Will Power Dubstep Remix)[47:54] 23. Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle[50:13] 24. Dubba Jonny - A Brief Tutorial On VIP Production[53:03] 25. Laceration Selekta - Demise[58:05] 26. Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 2
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Happy days of gluttonous opulence, maniacal consumerism and almost complete ignorance of actual history, perverts! What a fucktacular time of year this is, hmm? I actually love it, because it’s all a declination. It’s all symptomatic of societal and economic entropy, and I just keep smiling at all the complacent little nitwits as we march backwards to the sea, desperately attempting to assign purpose to our consciousness and to understand why brutal imbeciles rule the world. :) Any-fucking-way, this edition is exactly what you’d expect from the title. This is a collection of aural sex that makes me goddamn grateful to be able to hear things, nay, to listen to them. I could’ve easily called this Miscellaneous Fucktacularity, Fucktacular Classics Vol. 2, blah-blah-blahbitty-fucking-blah, but these are some of my favorite songs in all music. Anyone who even slightly knows me knows that I couldn’t reasonably expect anyone to sit through an entire, comprehensive collection of my favorite songs. Maybe at my funeral (haha). Nah, and also, in case you might be wondering why I’ve included a song of mine called You Still Own The Air, it’s not out of narcissism. It’s because I’m profoundly grateful that I once had the chance of hearing her voice. Not just hearing it, but listening to it as it articulated verses of love to me. After beauty such as that, it seems juvenile to fear death. *sigh* Now, hurry up and yojne before I get all verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a new topic: this podcast is still called Monday Morning Aural Sex, but it is seldom ever actually released on Monday Morning. Discuss.
01 Rameses B - Dreaming (feat. Holly Drummond) (from soundcloud.com/ramesesb) [00:01:16]
02 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn To The Morning Star (from Of Natural History) [00:06:03]
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:11:43]
04 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [00:15:56]
05 Emily Kinney & Lauren Cohan - The Parting Glass (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:19:01]
06 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:21:50]
07 Rollins Band - A Life Denied (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [00:25:41]
08 Nine Inch Nails - And All That Could Have Been (from Still) [00:30:15]
09 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:36:24]
10 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [00:45:12]
11 Jamie N Commons - Lead Me Home (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:50:33]
12 Infected Mushroom - Heavy Weight (from Vicious Delicious) [00:52:27]
13 Neil Young - Harvest Moon (from Harvest Moon) [01:01:04]
14 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [01:05:59]
15 Andrew Lloyd Webber - All I Ask Of You (from The Phantom of the Opera (Disc 1)) [01:12:24]
16 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [01:16:37]
17 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [01:20:29]
18 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:28:17]
19 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim EP) [01:34:16]
20 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House Of Secrets) [01:37:37]
21 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [01:44:01]
22 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:53:14]
23 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:57:39]
24 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:04:21]
25 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu) [02:08:52]
26 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:14:06]
27 Nine Inch Nails - Leaving Hope (from Still) [02:18:10]
28 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:23:55]
29 Paul Sivertsen - You Still Own The Air (from An Extraordinary Love) [02:36:25]
30 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:43:47]
31 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [02:47:06]
32 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (Live, Til Radka, 2009) (from YouTube) [02:51:21]
Tuesday Nov 24, 2015
Tuesday Nov 24, 2015
Good muthafuckin’ evening, perverts! Welcome to the third installment of the Entranced edition. Lemme fuckin’ tell ya, it was difficult for me to not put some of the tracks from previous Entranced editions back on this third volume. Frankly, I dislike when artists put old tracks on new albums when they haven’t been remixed or re-recorded. It just seems lazy, although I have little doubt that those decisions are made by record companies. Anyway, tonight is a special night, because I have the Con-Monstah here from Ohio to co-host this here podcast right here. Or, co-introduce at least. Shit’s a little different from three and a half years ago when we made a podcast together. Say hi to all the perverts out in Pervertland, Constance!
Haay there, How’s every one been? Excited? Bored? Paaul, how have you been?
I have been exquisitely fucktacular, especially with all this aural sex we’re about to yojne. In fact, fuck being “about to yojne,” it, let’s yojne it right fuckin’ now!
01 The Roc Project - Never (feat. Tina Arena) (DJ Tiësto Remix) (from Kazaa - The Roc Project) [00:00:40]
02 Elles De Graaf - Show You My World (Ferry Corsten Mix) (from Creamfields (Mixed by Ferry Corsten) (Disc 2)) [00:08:22]
03 Ferry Corsten - Let You Go (feat. Sarah Bettens) (from WKND) [00:15:04]
04 dj TAKA - Spiral Galaxy (L.E.D. STYLE SPREADING PARTICLE BEAM MIX) (from milestone (Disc 2)) [00:18:23]
05 Armin Van Buuren - Wall Of Sound (feat. Justine Suissa) (from Shivers) [00:22:45]
06 Delerium - Underwater (Above & Beyond’s 21st Century Mix) (from Odyssey: The Remix Collection (Disc 1)) [00:28:55]
07 DJ Encore feat. Engelina - Open Your Eyes (from Intuition) [00:36:33]
08 Ian Van Dahl - Inspiration (Peter Luts Remix) (from ThriveMix01 (Disc 2)) [00:41:14]
09 Xerox vs. Passenger - Science Is God (Ultravoice Remix) (from Back To Galaxy) [00:45:57]
10 BT - Flaming June (BT and PvD Mix) (from Flaming June) [00:54:07]
11 Kai Tracid - 4 Just 1 Day (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [01:02:29]
12 Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (from Dirty Vegas) [01:10:21]
13 Ayumi Hamasaki - Unite! (Airwave Mix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance) [01:17:24]
14 Armin Van Buuren - Shivers (from Shivers) [01:21:25]
15 Aurora - Hear You Calling (from Kazaa - Aurora) [01:28:52]
16 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (feat. Debra Andrew) (from L.E.F.) [01:32:57]
17 kors k - Programmed World (SF_ Infected Mix) (from Ways For Liberation) [01:36:55]
18 Ayumi Hamasaki - A Song For XX (Ferry Corsten Chilld Mix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance) [01:44:08]
19 〆G - evergreen (Spore Remix) (from Dear, Mr. kors k) [01:48:32]
20 Rainy - Back Into The Abyss (from Dear, Mr. TAKA) [01:56:44]
21 Art of Trance - Stealth (from Voice of Earth) [02:01:27]
22 White Room - White Room (from Ultra.Trance:04.2) [02:08:35]
23 DJ Tiësto - Into The Dark (feat. Christian Burns) (from Elements of Life) [02:16:24]
24 Ayla - Into The Light (from Nirwana) [02:20:51]
25 BT - Communicate (from Emotional Technology (Special Collector’s Edition) (Disc 1)) [02:27:44]
26 dj TAKA - Frozen Ray (from milestone (Disc 1)) [02:33:41]
27 ACM - Elements of Trance (DJ Kim’s Reload Mix) (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 3)) [02:37:23]
28 DJ Tiësto - Break My Fall (feat. BT) (from Elements of Life) [02:45:08]
29 D-Noiser - Brain 29 “Demon of the Church” mix 1 (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 3)) [02:52:11]
30 Darude - Music (from Rush (Disc 1)) [02:58:50]
31 TaQ - Marine Snow (from ongaq:stromatolite) [03:05:51]
32 Digital Explosion - Summer In Belize (from… somewhere) [03:13:53]
33 Kate Ryan - Desenchantee (from Best of Trance Vol. 4) [03:19:53]
34 Jonathan Morning - Sunny (Radio Cut) (from Old MP3s) [03:23:27]
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
What’s up, perverts and pervettes?! How fuckin’ long has it been since you’ve seen one of these?! That’s what she said. But no, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the muthafuckin’ 4th edition of Rap vs. Hip-Hop! Just like last week, I had a bunch of shit that I could’ve added to this mix, but it’s already a little over 2 ½ hours long, and I doubt most of your attention spans could handle that shit. Anyway, I righted a serious wrong with this edition. In picking my tracks, I realized that I hadn’t put motherfuckin’ Diabolic on any of the other editions. That right there is a fuckin’ crime, but this edition is bringin’ the justice. Now, hurry up and yojne before you fuckin’ explode into a pile of guts, piss and shit! That happens sometimes, ya know…
01 Tech N9ne - He’s A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s) [00:00:26]
02 DMX - Dog Intro (from Grand Champ) [00:04:15]
03 Diabolic - Reasons (from Liar & A Thief) [00:07:45]
04 Die Antwoord - Ugly Boy (from Donker Mag) [00:11:29]
05 Tech N9ne - Slacker (from Absolute Power) [00:15:02]
06 Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (Remix) (from Bootlegs & B-Sides) [00:19:18]
07 DJ Shadow - Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt (from Endtroducing… (Deluxe Edition) (Disc 1)) [00:23:49]
08 Hopsin - Hop Is Back (from Knock Madness) [00:30:22]
09 Obie Trice - Adrenaline Rush (from 8 Mile OST) [00:33:43]
10 DJ G.I. Joe - Fuck the Gov’t (from Underworld Vol. 3) [00:37:29]
11 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [00:40:29]
12 Drive-By - This High (from Pony Down) [00:44:56]
13 Fort Minor - In Stereo (from The Rising Tied) [00:47:30]
14 Eminem - Puke (from Encore) [00:50:49]
15 Ice Cube - Down For Whatever (from Office Space OST) [00:54:56]
16 Diabolic - I Don’t Wanna Rhyme (from Liar & A Thief) [00:59:35]
17 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:03:33]
18 Beastie Boys - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (from Paul’s Boutique) [01:07:33]
19 Dr. Dre - Deeez Nuuuts (feat. Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, That Nigga Daz & Warren G) (from The Chronic) [01:11:01]
20 D12 - American Psycho (from Devil’s Night) [01:16:07]
21 Ludacris - Area Codes (from Word of Mouf) [01:20:38]
22 George Bush - Interlude (from DJ Green Lantern: Alive On Arrival) [01:25:11]
23 DJ Green Lantern - Impeach The President (feat. Dead Prez, Saigon, Immortal Technique & Just Blaze) (from DJ Green Lantern: Alive On Arrival) [01:25:28]
24 Maxim - Worldwide Syndicates (from Hell’s Kitchen) [01:28:32]
25 D12 - That’s How… (from Devil’s Night) [01:32:58]
26 DMX - What These Bitches Want (feat. Sisqo) (from …And Then There Was X) [01:37:42]
27 Immortal Technique - Crimes of the Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [01:41:49]
28 Tech N9ne - Einstein (from Anghellic) [01:45:57]
29 Talib Kweli - Love Language (from Reflection Eternal) [01:49:54]
30 Afu-Ra - Aural Fixation (feat. The Human Orchestra) (from Life Force Radio) [01:54:57]
31 Eminem - Bitch Please II (from Marshall Mathers LP) [01:59:17]
32 Kottonmouth Kings - Wickit Klowns (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from High Society) [02:04:02]
33 Violent J - Global Warming (from Let ‘Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 1) [02:08:35]
34 Eminem - My Dad’s Gone Crazy (from The Eminem Show) [02:12:48]
35 Dr. Dre - Housewife (feat. Kurupt & Hittman) (from 2001) [02:17:15]
36 Mickey Avalon - My Dick (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre) (from Mickey Avalon) [02:21:17]
37 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - 3030 (from Deltron 3030) [02:24:14]