Monday Morning Aural Sex
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Monday Jul 04, 2016
Monday Jul 04, 2016
Hahaha, fucking July 4th. Is there really anyone out there batshit enough to think that we have real, actual freedom in this country? Motherfucker, we have privileges, and they can be taken away without notice. We don’t have any true freedom; just convenience. Even worse, we’re so divided on so many petty bullshit issues, and most of you don’t seem to realize that the biggest issue of all is the rich cocksuckers who’re shrinking our lives everyday. They’re doing it, and they’re convincing you it’s for the best, or the greater good. You know what I say? Whatever, motherfuckers. Just whatever. Humanity sold out most of its potential greatness for convenience, and vague notions of stability, safety, privacy and (of course) freedom a long goddamn time ago. Until humanity has nothing left to lose (and holy fuck will it get fucking ugly before that point), the things that need to get done will remain on the back burners. Anyway, go ahead and yojne now, if you can spare a fuck or a shit.
01 .?. - Sunset (Abused Freedom Clip) (from Sunset @ http://oo111111.wordpress.com) [00:00:44]
02 Team America: World Police - America, FUCK Yeah (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:01:36]
03 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:03:39]
04 Diabolic - Frontlines (feat. Immortal Technique) (from Liar & a Thief) [00:09:37]
05 George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from (insert album title here)) [00:13:53]
06 Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000) (from Obsolete) [00:14:17]
07 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:20:02]
08 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [00:24:15]
09 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:26:51]
10 Jello Biafra w/ D.O.A. - That’s Progress (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [00:30:48]
11 Rammstein - Amerika (from Reise, Reise) [00:34:01]
12 Otep - Warhead (from House of Secrets) [00:37:48]
13 Walls of Jericho - Another Day, Another Idiot (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [00:41:15]
14 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [00:43:10]
15 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:49:27]
16 Metallica - …And Justice For All (from …And Justice For All) [00:53:50]
17 Fear Factory - Big God/Raped Souls (from Soul of a New Machine) [01:03:29]
18 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (from eMOTIVe) [01:06:05]
19 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [01:08:13]
20 Team America: World Police - Freedom Isn’t Free (from Team America: World Police OST) [01:12:47]
21 Wax Audio - Sad But Superstitious (from Mashopolous II - The Mashening) [01:15:20]
22 …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart (from Worlds Apart) [01:20:13]
23 Revolting Cocks - I’m Not Gay (Prison Ready Mix) (from Sex-O MiXXX-O) [01:22:36]
24 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery EP) [01:27:44]
25 Serj Tankian - Money (from Elect The Dead) [01:30:16]
26 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:34:08]
27 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [01:37:10]
28 Bad Acid Trip - Strange Humans (from Lynch The Weirdo) [01:40:21]
29 Fear Factory - Freedom Or Fire (from Obsolete) [01:41:58]
30 Scars On Broadway - Kill Each Other / Live Forever (from Scars On Broadway) [01:47:07]
31 Serj Tankian - Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition (from Elect The Dead) [01:50:08]
32 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [01:54:31]
33 Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (from Eleventeen) [01:59:35]
34 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [02:02:13]
35 Richard Cheese - War Ensemble (from I’d Like A Virgin) [02:05:44]
36 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [02:07:33]
37 Leonard Cohen - Democracy (from… somewhere) [02:11:57]
38 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [02:14:17]
Monday Jun 27, 2016
Monday Jun 27, 2016
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, PERVERTS???!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE FUCKING DHR EDITION!!!!! FOR THOSE UNAWARE, DHR STANDS FOR DIGITAL HARDCORE, AND IT’S THE LABEL THAT ALEC EMPIRE OF ATARI TEENAGE RIOT STARTED!!!! KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???!!!! LOTS OF SCREAMING, DISTORTION AND FUCKING EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!! YOJNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
01 Atari Teenage Riot - Get Up While You Can (from The Future of War) [00:00:00]
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:03:18]
03 Tuareg Geeks - Introduction To Global Stupidity (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [00:07:13]
04 The Hawaiian Shirt Mafia - Pre-Ejaculation Makes Girls Feel Pretty (from Don’t Fuck With Us (Disc 2)) [00:08:50]
05 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual) [00:11:18]
06 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual) [00:12:09]
07 Alec Empire - Path of Destruction (from Intelligence and Sacrifice (Disc 1)) [00:15:37]
08 Alec Empire - Kiss of Death (from Futurist) [00:20:06]
09 Lolita Storm - You Make Me High (When You Go Down Low) (from Girls Fucking Shit Up) [00:23:38]
10 EC8OR - Mean (from World Beaters) [00:24:59]
11 The Shizit - Audio Jihad II (from Don’t Fuck With Us (Disc 1)) [00:27:31]
12 Panic DHH - Reach (from Reach) [00:31:51]
13 Fidel Villeneuve - Monkey Time!!! (from Kill Life!!!) [00:35:40]
14 Atari Teenage Riot - Revolution Action (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:38:04]
15 Hanin Elias - Untouchable (from Future Noir) [00:42:12]
16 Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geeks (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [00:45:44]
17 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [00:49:03]
18 Schizoid - Indulgence/Compulsion (from Don’t Fuck With Us (Disc 1)) [00:50:57]
19 Alec Empire - DFo2 (from Miss Black America) [00:54:17]
20 Cobra Killer - Merry-Go Round (from Cobra Killer) [00:57:30]
21 Alec Empire - Silver Pills (from Squeeze The Trigger (Disc 1)) [00:59:47]
22 Motormark - I’m About To Do Something (That I’m Gonna Regret) (from Chrome Tape) [01:06:20]
23 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [01:09:24]
24 Fever - See You Runnin’ (from Too Bad But True) [01:13:00]
25 Alec Empire - Two Turntables and a Moog (from Intelligence and Sacrifice (Disc 2)) [01:18:55]
26 Bomb 20 - Don’t You Know (from Field Manual) [01:22:47]
27 EC8OR - Until Everything Explodes (from World Beaters) [01:26:50]
28 Atari Teenage Riot - P.R.E.S.S. (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [01:29:16]
29 Panic DHH - Spare (from Panic Drives Human Herds) [01:33:06]
30 Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:36:13]
31 Patric C - Don’t Try Blowing No Smoke (from Digital Hardcore Recordings Vs. Invisible Records: Clear and Present Danger Vol. 1) [01:40:03]
32 Lolita Storm - Meat Injection (from Girls Fucking Shit Up) [01:42:58]
33 Christoph De Babalon - Water (from If You’re Into It, I’m Out Of It) [01:44:54]
34 Alec Empire as “Death Funk” - Beating Up The B’s (from Funk Riot Beat) [01:49:30]
35 Alec Empire - They Landed Inside My Head While We Were Driving In The Taxi Up To 53rd Street And Took Over! (from Miss Black America) [01:52:18]
36 She-Satellites - Strip-Japanese (from Poison Lips) [01:56:13]
37 Atari Teenage Riot - U.S. Fade Out (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [01:58:39]
38 Patric Catani - Risky Sexual Practice (from Attitude PC8) [02:01:31]
39 Motormark - That’s What You Say When You Want Me To Kill You (from Chrome Tape) [02:04:23]
40 Atari Teenage Riot - Into The Death (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [02:08:12]
41 Lolita Storm - Slave Boy (from Girls Fucking Shit Up) [02:11:27]
42 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [02:13:06]
43 Patric Catani - Dope In A Bottle - Crack In Capsules (from 100 DPS) [02:17:18]
44 Bomb 20 - Edutainment Break (from Field Manual) [02:20:32]
45 D-Stroy - The Show Must Go On (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [02:20:53]
46 She-Satellites - The New Deal (from Poison Lips) [02:25:21]
47 Bomb 20 - Innocent Bystanders (from Flip Burgers or Die!!!!!!) [02:29:18]
48 16-17 - Digitised (from Human Distortion) [02:32:39]
49 Patric Catani - Cows (from Attitude PC8) [02:36:59]
50 Sonic Subjunkies - Nuclear Holocaust (from Sounds From The City Of Quartz) [02:42:16]
Monday Jun 20, 2016
Monday Jun 20, 2016
And now, as if you couldn’t tell, we have an edition full of songs that affect me in ways of which you have NO idea… Then again, maybe you do. I’d never know because I’ll never be in your head, but I rather highly doubt that this entire edition would be special to anyone but me. Loads of amazing music in this one, so please, please give it a whirl. If you’d ever like to get an idea of why any or all of these songs are special to me, feel free to ask anytime. Without any further yammery batshit wackiness from your friend and humble podcast host, let us now commence the spectacular journey to the holy grail of yojne!
01 Paul X. Silver - You Own The Air (06-22-08) (from An Extraordinary Love) [00:00:28]
02 Annie - Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown Version) (from The Guest OST) [00:02:09]
03 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolous III - Mashups for the People) [00:06:09]
04 Berry Weight - Equations (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [00:09:51]
05 Warren G - Regulate (Radio Version) (from Regulate) [00:13:49]
06 Molly Gruesome - I’m A Ghost (from Spitfire) [00:17:55]
07 All Grace feat. Mr. Sam - Surrender (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from the interwebz) [00:21:33]
08 Modjo - Lady (from Sunny’s CD Mix 02) [00:26:02]
09 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [00:29:42]
10 Vallis Alps - Thru (from Vallis Alps) [00:33:51]
11 G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [00:38:00]
12 Filo & Peri feat. Eric Lumiere - Anthem (Original Vocal Version) (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition ’08)) [00:42:45]
13 Metallica - The Day That Never Comes (from Death Magnetic Remastered) [00:50:26]
14 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [00:58:18]
15 Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely (from Kid A) [01:04:40]
16 Twiztid - The Deep End (from A New Nightmare) [01:10:29]
17 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:15:57]
18 Rameses B - Dreaming (feat. Holly Drummond) (from soundcloud.com/ramesesb) [01:21:56]
19 Shpongle - I Am You (from Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland) [01:26:47]
20 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep) [01:38:20]
21 KnowSleep - Slight Attendant (from KnowSleep) [01:39:18]
22 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:44:03]
23 Deftones - Hearts/Wires (from Gore) [01:50:45]
24 Huxley Met Soda - Black Wall (from Urbaani Erämaa) [01:56:01]
25 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (Trentemoller Remix) (from Junior) [01:59:36]
26 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:07:13]
27 Ferry Corsten - Fire (Ferry’s Flashover Mix) (from Fire) [02:12:51]
28 BT - Good Morning Kaia (from This Binary Universe) [02:20:02]
29 Deftones - Sextape (from Diamond Eyes) [02:27:42]
30 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [02:31:43]
31 Deftones - (L)Miri (from Gore) [02:36:00]
32 Placebo - Centrefolds (from Sleeping With Ghosts) [02:41:02]
33 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [02:45:47]
34 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (from Blood Sugar Sex Magik) [02:54:29]
35 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OST) [02:58:53]
36 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [03:01:46]
Monday Jun 13, 2016
Monday Jun 13, 2016
Well, shit, I figured I could milk at least one more ridiculous name out of the, “For the Love of…” series of editions. I have no idea what Psychotropic Cheese Whiz would be like, but I imagine that if it existed, you’d probably be ok with just one cracker full. Anymore than that, and you’re streaking down your street proclaiming yourself the new messiah of squirrelkind, and probably arrested soon after. You’re gonna have a bad time. But you won’t have a bad time if you listen to this podcast and crank the fuckin’ yojne knob!
01 DiGiT - Leaves (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [00:00:19]
02 Mike Simonetti - The Magician (from The Guest OST) [00:04:25]
03 ehafh - a lion asked me to hunt for sticks (from i bet cthulu plays nintendo) [00:08:22]
04 Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night? (from Independent Worm Saloon) [00:09:03]
05 East West Blast Test - The Great Carny Breakout (from Popular Music For Unpopular People) [00:13:08]
06 The Fratellis - Creepin’ Up The Backstairs (from Costello Music) [00:14:07]
07 Primus - Professor Nutbutter’s House of Treats (from Tales From The Punchbowl) [00:17:10]
08 usedtobecool - Limos powered by bitch juice (from Only insert if you get a definite yes) [00:24:20]
09 Wrekka - Summit (from Summit EP) [00:28:20]
10 Butthole Surfers - The Lord is a Monkey (from Electric Larryland) [00:31:59]
11 The Moldy Peaches - Steak for Chicken (from The Moldy Peaches) [00:36:40]
12 Uniform - Sex Is A Contract, History Is A Trick (feat. Lydia Lunch) (from Protocol) [00:39:21]
13 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:43:01]
14 Artifact303 - Feelings (from Opus Iridium) [00:47:21]
15 Ove-Naxx - Unknown Track (from Tsunbosajiki) [00:56:35]
16 Butthole Surfers - Kuntz (from Locust Abortion Technician) [01:00:02]
17 Butthole Surfers - The Shame of Life (from Weird Revolution) [01:02:17]
18 Red Snapper - Hot Flush (Sabres of Paradise Remix) (from Reeled and Skinned) [01:06:07]
19 usedtobecool - . (from I can’t believe I used to like those guys) [01:14:06]
20 No Doubt - Snakes (from Beavis & Butt-Head Do America OST) [01:14:38]
21 Richard Cheese - Chop Suey (from Tuxicity) [01:19:06]
22 Rabbit In The Moon - Dubassex (Wish You Were Here) (from Decade) [01:21:31]
23 The Wakz - Tail Whip (from Guitar Center Fresh Cuts Vol. 9) [01:26:25]
24 Primus - Too Many Puppies (from Frizzle Fry) [01:31:26]
25 The Moldy Peaches - Who’s Got The Crack? (from The Moldy Peaches) [01:35:22]
26 Pogo - Alice (from Wonderland) [01:38:45]
27 Primus - Tommy The Cat (Live) (from Rhinoplasty) [01:41:26]
28 Rabbit In The Moon - Mind Fuct (from Decade) [01:50:22]
29 Les Claypool’s Frog Brigade - Up On The Roof (from Purple Onion) [01:57:41]
30 Richard Cheese - More Human Than Human (from Tuxicity) [02:01:17]
31 Ween - Waving My Dick In The Wind (from The Mollusk) [02:04:17]
32 Shpongle - Once Upon The Sea Of Blissful Awareness (from Tales of the Inexpressible) [02:06:27]
33 Aphex Twin - N, ∆Mᵢ⁻¹=−α ∑ Dᵢ[η][ ∑ Fjᵢ[η−1]+Fextᵢ [η⁻¹]], η=1 j∈C{ᵢ} (from Window Licker) [02:13:56]
Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
Well, hello dearest perverts. It’s been quite a while. I’m 17 fucking podcasts behind, and I have no excuse for that; none that I’d consider a good one, anyway. However, I fully intend to catch up and resume the regular weekly schedule. Maybe even resume the two 1,001 albums projects, as well. You know what they say about good intentions, right? Perfect for this particular edition, hehe. Speaking of which, welcome to the For the Love of Satan edition! Mind you, I’m not a particularly orthodox Satanist. I just happen to agree with their (mostly) humanistic tenets. It’s pretty much the only philosophy I identify with as much as I do. Plus, there is something pretty goddamn satisfying about saying, “Hail Satan!” Try it around your grandparents sometime. Anyway, no need for me to keep yammering. I’m sure you have an idea of what to expect from this edition. I just hope you yojne as much as I will. :)
01 Paul X. Silver - Recitation of the Nine Satanic Statements (from the Satanic Bible, and this fucking podcast) [00:00:37]
02 Slipknot - Be Prepared For Hell (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:01:35]
03 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn to the Morning Star (from Of Natural History) [00:03:12]
04 Lamb of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament) [00:08:52]
05 The Amoeba - Evil! Satan! (from Gayest Shits) [00:13:55]
06 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [00:14:56]
07 Meg Foster - Open Wide The Gates (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:18:10]
08 Slipknot - The Devil In I (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:18:25]
09 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:24:08]
10 Psyclon Nine - INRI (from INRI) [00:27:41]
11 Behemoth - Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer (from The Satanist) [00:33:46]
12 Moth - 666 (Rezzik Remix) (from 666 Remixes) [00:39:13]
13 Van Halen - Runnin’ With The Devil (from Detroit Rock City OST) [00:42:17]
14 Cradle of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [00:45:49]
15 Evil Activities - God is a Sadist (from 6 Months To X-Tinction) [00:49:57]
16 Arch Enemy - Diva Satanica (from Wages of Sin (Disc 2)) [00:54:24]
17 Patricia Quinn - Lord Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:58:06]
18 Slayer - God Send Death (from God Hates Us All) [00:58:12]
19 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender) [01:01:57]
20 Otto Von Schirach - Satanic Unicorn Orgy (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [01:05:58]
21 Moth - The Damned (from Disconnected EP) [01:09:20]
22 Lamb of God - Now You’ve Got Something To Die For (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:13:52]
23 Strapping Young Lad - Satan’s Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [01:17:29]
24 Orbital & Kirk Hammett - Satan (from Spawn OST) [01:19:47]
25 Limewax & Bong-Ra & Thrasher - Suck Satan’s Cock (The Panacea VIP) (from HD+. Vol. 50) [01:23:30]
26 Metallica - Jump in the Fire (from Kill ‘Em All) [01:29:20]
27 Psyclon Nine - Thy Serpent’s Tongue (from We Are The Fallen) [01:33:52]
28 Behemoth - Blackest Ov The Black (from Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)) [01:38:58]
29 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [01:42:42]
30 Slayer - South of Heaven (from Soundtrack to the Apocalypse) [01:42:55]
31 Wednesday 13 - God Is A Lie (from Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead) [01:47:35]
32 Fantômas - The Omen (Ave Satani) (from The Director’s Cut) [01:51:09]
33 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [01:52:57]
34 Dimmu Borgir - The Invaluable Darkness (from In Sorte Diaboli) [01:57:32]
35 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [02:02:10]
36 Hill of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST) [02:10:14]
37 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:12:57]
38 Tool - Die Eier Von Satan (from Ænima) [02:18:31]
39 Cradle of Filth - Tortured Soul Asylum (from Midian) [02:20:46]
40 Slayer - I’m Gonna Be Your God (from Undisputed Attitude) [02:28:11]
41 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1,000 Corpses OST) [02:31:09]
42 White Zombie - I’m Your Boogieman (from Past, Present & Future) [02:31:25]
43 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf In Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [02:35:46]
44 Burn The Priest - Preaching To The Converted (from Burn The Priest) [02:39:30]
45 Deicide - Fuck Your God (from Scars of the Crucifix) [02:42:00]
46 Marilyn Manson - Track 99 (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:45:31]
47 Buck Owens & His Buckaroos - Satan’s Got To Get Along Without Me (from… Frankly, I could give a fuck less. This one’s on here just for shits & giggles anyway.) [02:47:10]
Monday May 30, 2016
Monday May 30, 2016
One of these days, I should write a long list of things over which I prefer achievement hunting. I have several floating around the top of my head at any given moment. Anyway, yeah, this is an edition full of music I’ve come across in my endless hunt for achievements. Not literally, mind you. It’s not gooey, sticky music. Bad joke, but it made me laugh. LOL, hahahaha. I said LOL. Isn’t that LOLarious?! There’s actually quite a lot of awesome tracks in this edition, although once again, I’m fairly certain none of you give even a slight fraction of a shit. I could give a FUCK less, however. Achievement hunting makes me happy, which is far more than I can say for most of the respiring piles of tragic humanity who’ve floated through my life like unflushable turds. Anyway, yojne! :)
01 Kevin Riepl - Gears of War (from Gears of War OST) [00:00:37]
02 GLaDOS - Still Alive (from Portal OST) [00:05:03]
03 Jesper Kyd - Heart (from Assassin’s Creed 2 OST) [00:07:56]
04 ETC!ETC! & Brillz - Swoop (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:11:49]
05 Gaijin Games - Blackout City (feat. Anamanaguchi) (from Bit.Trip Runner OST) [00:15:28]
06 That Handsome Devil - Rob the Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2 - Bonus Songs) [00:18:50]
07 Genki Rockets - Matrix (from Child of Eden OST) [00:22:11]
08 Ida Maria - Oh My God (from Rock Band 3 OST) [00:30:23]
09 Yu Miyake, Yuusama - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy OST) [00:33:36]
10 Alisa - Everlasting Love (from We Love Katamari OST) [00:34:56]
11 Flux Pavilion - Blow The Roof (from Saints Row IV - K12 97.6) [00:39:39]
12 Rihanna vs. Kid Sister - Disturbia vs. Control (from DJ Hero OST) [00:43:43]
13 Jesper Kyd - Welcome To Fyrestone (from Borderlands OST) [00:46:55]
14 Martin Stig Andersen - City (from Limbo OST) [00:51:23]
15 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [00:54:55]
16 Yellow Claw - W.O.L.F. (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:58:55]
17 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (The Theme From Mirror’s Edge) (from Mirror’s Edge OST) [01:01:54]
18 Strong Bad - Trogdor (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:06:04]
19 Toadally Krossed Out - Cray (feat. RiFF RAFF) (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:07:45]
20 Darren Korb - Mother, I’m Here (Zulf’s Theme) (from Bastion OST) [01:11:52]
21 Michal Cielecki, Krzysztof Wierzynkiewicz - Bulletstorm Theme (from Bulletstorm OST) [01:14:05]
22 Eddy Duchin - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (feat. The Eddy Duchin Orchestra & Mary Martin) (from Bioshock 2 - Music From and Inspired By the Game (Deluxe Version)) [01:16:37]
23 Paul Gorman - Cocytus (from Dante’s Inferno OST) [01:19:28]
24 Steve Jablonsky - With Sympathy (from Gears of War 2 OST) [01:21:21]
25 Nero - Promises (from K12 97.6) [01:24:03]
26 Martin O’Donnell, Michael Salvatori - Halo (from Halo OST) [01:27:23]
27 Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:31:14]
28 Akira Yamaoka - One More Soul To The Call (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Homecoming OST) [01:36:55]
29 Troy Baker - Will The Circle Be Unbroken? (feat. Courtnee Draper) (from Bioshock Infinite OST) [01:42:54]
30 Steve Jablonsky - Finally A Tomorrow (from Gears of War 3 OST) [01:47:34]
31 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [01:51:28]
32 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OST) [01:55:45]
Monday May 23, 2016
Monday May 23, 2016
*pant, pant* Fuck… last… week… again… I’m not normally one to believe in such things, but the moon was full, and I’ve noticed that I fuck shit up more frequently during full moons. I don’t know if that means anything, or why it happens if it actually does mean something, but it’s something I noticed. Anyway, really glad to have that fucking week behind me. I’ve got one or two more especially shitnificent weeks ahead of me, and then I’m fucking hibernating until winter. Fuck the heat, fuck the sun, fuck the beach, fuck raining sweat like a goddamn fucking cloud in clothing, and fuck “bikini weather.” Take your goddamn bikinis and choke on them, you vacant fucking cunts. Anyway, yojne!
01 Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [00:00:32]
02 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine) [00:04:12]
03 After The Burial - My Frailty (from In Dreams) [00:07:47]
04 BLÆRG - A Quiet Strength (from Auspices and Vagaries) [00:12:23]
05 Atreyu - This Flesh A Tomb (from The Curse) [00:16:39]
06 Deftones - You’ve Seen The Butcher (from Diamond Eyes) [00:20:38]
07 emancipator - Ares (Big Gigantic Remix) (from Remixes) [00:24:08]
08 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood) [00:28:42]
09 The Flashbulb - Lawn Wake IV (Black) (from Lawn Funeral EP) [00:32:57]
10 Septic Flesh - Anubis (from Communion) [00:35:25]
11 Orgy - Dissention (from Candyass) [00:39:40]
12 Dope - Sick (from Felons and Revolutionaries) [00:43:10]
13 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [00:46:18]
14 Godhead - Sinking (from 2000 Years of Human Error) [00:53:41]
15 iwrestledabearonce - It Is “Bro,” Isn’t It? (from Ruining It For Everybody) [00:57:09]
16 Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) (from Around The Fur) [00:59:48]
17 The Glitch Mob - Between Two Points (feat. Swan) (from Drink The Sea) [01:04:38]
18 From Autumn To Ashes - The Funny Thing About Getting Pistol Whipped Is… (from Abandon Your Friends) [01:10:01]
19 Psyclon Nine - Rape This World (from INRI) [01:12:41]
20 As I Lay Dying - Comfort Betrays (from An Ocean Between Us) [01:17:08]
21 edIT - Ashtray (from Crying Over Pros For No Reason) [01:19:52]
22 Aerosmith - Kings and Queens (from Draw The Line) [01:24:08]
23 Dr. Acula - Piano Lessons Can Be Murder (from Below Me) [01:28:59]
24 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game) [01:30:53]
25 Defrag - Color My Dreams (from Lament Element) [01:34:25]
26 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [01:38:57]
27 Nirvana - Stay Away (from Nevermind) [01:47:44]
28 Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:51:12]
29 Bring Me The Horizon - Hospital For Souls (from Sempiternal (Deluxe Edition)) [01:55:32]
30 Stabbing Westward - On Your Way Down (from Darkest Days) [02:02:12]
31 Bile - You Can’t Love This III (from Teknowhore) [02:06:51]
32 Brand New - Sowing Season (from The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me) [02:10:13]
33 Godhead - I Hate Today (from 2000 Years of Human Error) [02:14:43]
34 From Autumn To Ashes - Short Stories With Tragic Endings (from Too Bad You’re Beautiful) [02:19:21]
35 AFI - Endlessly, She Said (from Decemberunderground) [02:28:37]
36 From Autumn To Ashes - Abandon Your Friends (from Abandon Your Friends) [02:33:04]
Monday May 16, 2016
Monday May 16, 2016
Awwww yeeeah! This one is a tribute to little me. Not my dick, I mean young me. These are some things I grew up listening to, and by some, I mean that I had to stop going down memory fucking lane or else I would’ve ended up with 2 or 3 fucking podcasts worth of tracks. This is one I imagine you’ll care about in proportion to how rich and famous I am… which is to say not fucking very much. Anyway, fuck you. This is where I came from, and part of the reason why I am the way I am today. So, stay and yojne, or leave and lick an elephant’s unwashed nutsack. Up to you. :)
01 George Clinton - A Taste of Things to Come (from Mortal Kombat OST) [00:00:24]
02 MC Hammer - This Is What We Do (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST) [00:01:09]
03 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [00:05:57]
04 Koji Kondo - Overworld BGM (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [00:07:05]
05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Pizza Power (from Coming Out of Their Shells) [00:08:43]
06 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - K. I. Feeling (from Killer Cuts) [00:11:40]
07 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:15:21]
08 Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League live cover) (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 3)) [00:19:20]
09 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown to Extinction) [00:21:17]
10 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son) [00:26:40]
11 Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (from To The Extreme) [00:32:15]
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST) [00:36:44]
13 Koji Kondo - Title Screen (from Super Mario Kart OST) [00:40:37]
14 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 1)) [00:41:17]
15 Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze OST) [00:48:43]
16 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - The Way U Move (from Killer Cuts) [00:52:25]
17 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [00:56:15]
18 The Immortals - Chinese Ninja Warrior (Sub-Zero) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [01:01:09]
19 Vanilla Ice & Naomi Campbell - Cool As Ice (from Cool As Ice OST) [01:04:57]
20 Metallica - Last Caress (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 3)) [01:10:24]
21 Megadeth - Addicted To Chaos (from Youthanasia) [01:11:49]
22 Metallica - Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning) [01:17:07]
23 Koji Kondo - World 1 Map (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [01:23:59]
24 Tool - Sober (from Undertow) [01:24:34]
25 Traci Lords - Control (Juno Reactor Instrumental) (from Mortal Kombat OST) [01:29:36]
26 Vanilla Ice - I Love You (from To The Extreme) [01:36:00]
27 Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son) [01:41:02]
28 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad) [01:50:52]
29 Metallica - Dyers Eve (from …And Justice For All) [01:55:34]
30 The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [02:00:46]
31 Fear Factory - Zero Signal (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:04:05]
32 Metallica - Whiplash (from Kill ‘Em All) [02:09:55]
33 Megadeth - Peace Sells (from Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?) [02:14:00]
34 Koji Kondo - Map 3 (Vanilla Dome) (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [02:17:59]
35 Mutha’s Day Out - What U See/We All Bleed Red (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:18:43]
36 The Immortals - Go Go Go (Sonya) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [02:22:48]
37 Vanilla Ice - Life Is A Fantasy (from To The Extreme) [02:26:19]
38 Metallica - Damage Inc. (from Master Of Puppets) [02:30:48]
39 Bile - I Reject (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:36:15]
40 Rage Against The Machine - Fistful of Steel (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:38:58]
41 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:44:25]
42 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Skipping Stones (from Coming Out of Their Shells) [02:47:14]
43 Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone (from Bad) [02:52:30]
44 Metallica - My Friend Of Misery (from Black Album) [02:57:02]
45 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - Groovy Humiliation (from Killer Cuts) [03:03:43]
Monday May 09, 2016
Monday May 09, 2016
SEVEN, MUTHAFUCKA!!!! Seven goddamn R0b0t Pr0n editions now. If you haven’t heard the other 6, stop whatever the fuck you’re doing in your life (surgery, giving birth, being sworn in as President, etc.), and give them a goddamn listen already! Most of these tracks were picked while I was playing Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit. It’s really pretty awesome playing racing games and such to your own collection of music. Any-fuckin’-way, I had planned to use some of these in my next R0b0t Pr0n DJ mix, but I figured that neither you nor I particularly give half a squirrel testicle whether I put these in a podcast or a DJ mix. I’m fairly certain none of you would even notice if I stripped naked, set myself on fire and ran around your front lawn, but that’s a whole other set of stories, and I do believe it is time to yojne!
01 Varien & SirensCeol - Moonlight (feat. Aloma Steele) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [00:00:29]
02 Alma - Avalanches (feat. Sound Remedy & Kill Paris) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [00:04:31]
03 dj-Jo - Unravel (feat. Hitsune Miku) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [00:08:59]
04 Karin Park - Shine (RoughMath Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:12:52]
05 Different Heaven & Omar Varela - Incredicool (Cormak Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [00:17:00]
06 Condukta - Obskure (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:21:11]
07 Magnetic Man - Crossover (feat. Katy B) (from Magnetic Man) [00:23:48]
08 Dr.Ozi - Beatdown (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:27:53]
09 Bone N Skin - Toxic (EH!DE Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:31:36]
10 Hot Noizes - Залишись (feat. Lime Kid) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [00:35:43]
11 Astre - Etoile Filante (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [00:39:24]
12 Nostalgia - Get Dizzy (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:43:15]
13 Barely Alive - Sell Your Soul (feat. Jeff Sontag) (Eptic Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:48:24]
14 Bullseye - Close (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [00:51:23]
15 Phrenik - Stay Where You Are (feat. Nikki B) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:55:47]
16 Snails - STOMP (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [00:59:18]
17 Unison - Thoughts (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:03:35]
18 Stereo-id - Sadness (feat. Trixie Fender) (Soummyo Biswas & Souvik.C Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [01:07:01]
19 Tucker Kreway - Alone (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:13:01]
20 Crystal Drop - Dreaming (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:17:22]
21 Excision & Dion Timmer - Out of Time (feat. Splitbreed) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [01:20:26]
22 Blaze - Aspiration (EH!DE Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:24:07]
23 Culture Code - Dreamers (feat. Aloma Steele) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:27:54]
24 Borgore - #NEWGOREORDER (feat. Malcom McDowell) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:31:52]
25 Condukta - Virtual Oasis (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:35:05]
26 Traction - Nothing To Lose (feat. Summer Williams) (Guillotine Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [01:37:59]
27 Eptic - Like A Boss (Barely Alive Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:42:31]
28 Secoya - Hospital (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:46:51]
29 Getter - Bust ‘Em (JPhelpz Bootleg) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [01:51:12]
30 Nitrix - Fluidity (Exclusion Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [01:54:23]
31 T-Mass & Skrux - Lost In The Sea (Arkisma Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:00:16]
32 Trivecta - Believe (feat. Connor Zwetsch) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:04:18]
33 Sex Whales & Roee Yeger - World of Dumbs (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 30 // March 2015) [02:09:14]
34 The Living Graham Bond - Winter Hunter (feat. Fiona Bevan) (Bare Noize Remix) (from UKF Dubstep) [02:14:01]
35 PsoGnar - Rain Dance (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:18:23]
36 Reakt!on & Mr. Welch - Open Your Eyes (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:23:34]
37 The Eden Project - Chasing Ghosts (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:27:15]
38 RL Grime - Because of U (from Dubstep Top (December)) [02:31:39]
39 Savant - Survive (Marshmallows Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:35:26]
40 Virtual Riot - We’re Not Alone (Cormak Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:39:41]
41 Subscape - Turn Me On (from UKF Dubstep) [02:44:39]
42 Tarro - Flashpoint (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:50:13]
43 Splitbreed & Basis - Sirens (PhaseOne Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [02:54:24]
44 Vexare - Vanishing Point (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [02:57:53]
45 xKore - End of the Line (feat. Messinian) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [03:02:18]
Monday May 02, 2016
Monday May 02, 2016
Jesus cunt-trumpeting Christ, I’m tired to the point of hallucinations. I would’ve done this sooner, but for a variety of reasons (including simple procrastination and an unexpected series of events), I’m doing this now. My sleep schedule has been so fucking wackybonkers lately. Yes, wackybonkers is a new word I just made. You might notice that it fuses the two pre-made words, “wacky,” and, “bonkers.” You see, the beauty of wackybonkers is that it’s not just wacky, and it’s not just bonkers. It’s fucking both, which makes it twice as wacky and bonkers. Wrap your fucking craniums around that. Anyway, enjoy the new word. It’s certainly better than fucking, “bae.” Apart from all my silly bananashit details of life, how are all you fuckers out there in the digital void? Welcome to the Pieces of Strange Edition. This one is all stuff that I’ve never played on this podcast before, except for one particular song that I haven’t played in over 3 years. I just wanted to hear that song again, because I miss the person it reminds me of. Anyway, lots of fucktacular awesomeness to look forward to, so now let us commence the epic journey of yojnement!
01 Twenty One Pilots - Car Radio (from Vessel) [00:00:54]
02 Borgore & G-Eazy - Forbes (from Forbes Single) [00:05:20]
03 Savant, Razihel - Light Years (from Light Years Single) [00:08:40]
04 Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love (Seven Lions Remix) (from Cosmic Love (Seven Lions Remix) Single) [00:13:00]
05 August Burns Red - The Truth of a Liar (from Messengers) [00:17:35]
06 Borgore - Ratchet (from #NEWGOREORDERLUXE) [00:21:44]
07 Cold - Rain Song (from Year of the Spider) [00:24:28]
08 Shulman - A Magnificent Void (from In Search of a Meaningful Moment) [00:28:00]
09 Dabin & Kai Wachi - You (from Bloodless EP) [00:38:53]
10 Creature Feature - Buried Alive (from The Greatest Show Unearthed) [00:41:59]
11 Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out (from Blurryface) [00:45:53]
12 Astronaut - Rain (from Quantum EP) [00:49:11]
13 Between the Buried and Me - More of Myself to Kill (from Between the Buried and Me) [00:54:23]
14 OceanLab - Breaking Ties (Flow Mix) (from Sirens of the Sea) [01:01:09]
15 OceanLab - Skys Fall Down (Above & Beyond Club Mix) (from Sirens of the Sea (Disc 2)) [01:07:05]
16 August Burns Red - The Escape Artist (from Constellations) [01:14:10]
17 Borgore - Wild Out (feat. Waka Flocka Flame & Paige) (from Wild Out EP) [01:18:06]
18 Flaw - Reliance (from Through The Eyes) [01:22:11]
19 Chevelle - Comfortable Liar (from Wonder What’s Next) [01:25:31]
20 Daiquiri - We Are In Brandon Walsh (from Babies Making Babies) [01:29:13]
21 Shpongle - No Turn-Unstoned (from Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland) [01:30:02]
22 Ferry Corsten - Feel You (from Twice in a Blue Moon) [01:37:58]
23 CunninLynguists - Brain Cell (from A Piece of Strange) [01:43:11]
24 Twelve Foot Ninja - Coming For You (from Silent Machine) [01:47:33]
25 Savant - Butterfly (from Cult) [01:50:34]
26 Silversun Pickups - Currency of Love (from Swoon) [01:54:32]
27 Sage Francis - Hell of a Year (from Human The Death Dance) [02:00:01]
28 Shapeshifter - Sleepless (from The System is a Vampire) [02:04:12]
29 Seabound - Breathe (from Double-Crosser) [02:09:20]