Monday Morning Aural Sex
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
Ohhh man, perverts. I've gotta say, I've been listening to a lot of Nickelback lately 'cause I don't wanna just buy into the hate hype. I wanna have my own opinion, ya know? Honestly, it's time to set the record straight about these guys, so I've decided to put together this here podcast that's FULL of NOTHING but NICKELBACK! I know there'll be a lot of haters who probably won't even listen to this edition, but trust me. Have an open mind, and you might just yojne. You just might.
01 Nickelback - How You Remind Me (from Silver Side Up)
02 Nickelback - Little Friend (from Curb)
03 Nickelback - This Means War (from Here And Now)
04 Nickelback - Cowboy Hat (from The State)
05 Nickelback - Old Enough (from A Cowboy From Hell)
06 Nickelback - Feelin' Way Too Damn Good (from The Long Road)
07 Nickelback - Side Of A Bullet (from All The Right Reasons)
08 Nickelback - S.E.X. (from Dark Horse)
09 Nickelback - Someday (Acoustic) (from Someday Single)
10 Nickelback - Hangnail (from Silver Side Up)
11 Nickelback - Where? (from Curb)
12 Nickelback - If Everyone Cared (from All The Right Reasons)
13 Nickelback - Leader Of Men (from A Cowboy From Hell)
14 Nickelback - Throw Yourself Away (from The Long Road)
15 Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth (from Dark Horse)
16 Nickelback - Deep (from The State)
17 Nickelback - Window Shopper (from Hesher EP)
18 Nickelback - Kiss It Goodbye (from Here And Now)
19 Nickelback - Pusher (from Curb)
20 Nickelback - Hollywood (from Silver Side Up)
21 Nickelback - Trying Not To Love You (from Trying Not To Love You Single)
22 Nickelback - Burn It To The Ground (Clean Edit) (from Burn It To The Ground Single)
23 Nickelback - Another Hole In The Head (from The Long Road)
24 Nickelback - I'd Come For You (from Dark Horse)
25 Nickelback - Too Bad (Diggla Mix) (from Too Bad Single)
26 Nickelback - Follow You Home (from All The Right Reasons)
27 Nickelback - Where Do I Hide (from A Cowboy From Hell)
28 Nickelback - Diggin' This (from The State)
29 Nickelback - Good Times Gone (from Silver Side Up)
30 Nickelback - Bottoms Up (from Here And Now)
31 Nickelback - Yanking Out My… (from The Long Road)
Ahhhh!!! hahahahaha, yeah fucking right. Nickelback?! Bitch, please! April fuckin' Fool's perverts! Stay tuned, 'cause I've got a sweet ass bunch of aural fuckin' sex for you right here, even right up to the end. And speaking of the end…
01 Nickelback - How You Remind Me (Brutal Mutant Elephant Rape Remix)
02 Otto Von Schirach - Ovulation Celebration (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
03 Bim - Lights Out (from Lifelines EP)
04 Kelly - Shoes (from Shoes)
05 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn't Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill)
06 Napalm Death - C.S. (Conservative Shithead) Part 2 (from Enemy Of The Music Business)
07 Emerald Hill, Oscar Oberheim & Spike Shellcracker - They Call Me Sonic (Air Rave) (from They Call Me Sonic Single)
08 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (Trentemøller Remix) (from What Else Is There? (The Remixes))
09 Akira Yamaoka - Lost Carol (Long Version) (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Sounds Box [CD8: Extra Music & Silent Hill The Arcade])
10 Daft Punk - Derezzed (The Glitch Mob Remix) (from TRON Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D)
11 Atari Teenage Riot - P.R.E.S.S. (from The Future Of War)
12 Patti Page - How Much Is That Doggie In The Window (from Bioshock - The Songs Of Rapture)
13 The Dillinger Escape Plan - 82588 (from Ire Works)
14 Kultur Shock - Horse Thief (from Kultura-Diktatura)
15 The Strokes - Reptilia (from Room On Fire)
16 Aerosmith - Eat The Rich (from Get A Grip)
17 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
18 The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television The Drug Of The Nation (from Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury)
19 Colatron - Twin Hearts (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
20 Shigeru Matsuzaki - Katamari On The Swing (from We Love Katamari OST)
21 The Expendables - Sacrifice (from The Expendables)
22 Snake River Conspiracy - Oh Well (from Sonic Jihad)
23 The Devil Wears Prada - Dez Moines (from With Roots Above And Branches Below)
24 Damian Marley - Road To Zion (feat. Nas) (from Welcome To Jamrock)
25 Yoav - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies cover) (feat. Emily Browning) (from Sucker Punch OST)
26 Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky (Wippenburg Remix) (from Castles In The Sky (Remixes))
27 L.E.D. vs kors k - SOLID STATE SQUAD (from Denjin K)
28 kors k - Love Is Eternity (Full Version) (from kors k misc.)
29 Skimall - I Want To Get A Tattoo Of A Wolf Howling At The Moon Inside A Wolf Howling At The Moon (from Ye Olde Barn Compilation)
30 Passenger Of Shit - Wank My Farting Fanny Vomit (from Drop Name Records Vol. 1)
31 Justin Bieber - Baby (feat. Ludacris) (Exquisitely Brutal & Utterly Sadistic Mutant Elephant Rape Remix) (from… right here on Monday Morning Aural Sex, bitch!)
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
(Note: Because I uploaded 5 podcasts this month, I had only about 250MB left of my 2.5GB monthly data allowance on this site, so I had to make this podcast 160kbps instead of the usual 320kbps. If you think the quality sucks, just let me know and I'll put the full quality version up on Dropbox for you or some shit.)
Day 14. What does it mean? We’ll discuss in just a bit, but first… HI! Welcome motherfuckers one and all to the Quarantine’n’Chill: Day 14 Edition. So, day 14… We’re supposed to be voluntarily quarantining ourselves for at least 14 days, right? What happens after that? We just go back to work and pretend that there isn’t a rapidly escalating pandemic going on outside? Nahhh. See, that voluntary 14 day quarantine was only about flattening the curve. Basically their polite way of saying, “Look, pussy, you’re probably gonna get it, but we can’t go crashing the economy, and you’re fucking expendable.” Yeah, it was only about flattening the curve so that medical services wouldn’t be overwhelmed. Solid course of action, indeed. Still doesn’t address the actual fucking pandemic, for which we are fucking SHAMEFULLY underprepared.
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m really not trying to catch this fuckin’ shit. It’s notoriously worse for older people, and I live with my 71-year-old mother, but I’ve also heard people under 30 are dying from it too. I don’t know what their medical history was, but considering I’ve indulged in a fair amount of smokeage in my time on this planet, I’m not really tryin’ to roll the fuckin’ dice on whether or not I live through it. Not gonna lie though, the thought of dying and thus no longer having to pay off my debts isn’t entirely unappealing. Wish there was a fucking middle ground, but sometimes shit just be like that when your country is overrun by old, greedy white people.
It’d be lovely if we were allowed to live, especially considering how fucking, “eSsEnTiAl,” we all are all of a fucking sudden. This is one of the reasons why I’ve been paying such close attention to politics lately. If I’m gonna die of something preventable, I want to know the reason why. Speaking of which, I just got the bill for that hospital visit I had a few weeks ago. $3,000 fucking dollars just to find out I was fine. I’m gonna try and get it taken care of via Medicaid or some shit, but I mean, wow… You see what the fuck I’m talking about when I say I’d kinda just rather die than receive treatment? If treatment is going to bankrupt me, I’d rather just fuckin’ die than have to be further trapped in my so-called life. Life isn’t always worth living, despite what anyone might say. I can think of numerous circumstances where death would be far more compassionate.
I’m sorry if that’s fuckin’ depressing, but fuck, it should be. Maybe instead of ignoring the shit that twists our lives into unrecognizable dumpster fires, we ought to actually get involved in these “boring” (wah-fucking-wah) processes like politics. Speaking of that, I hope at least some of you have heard about the accusation of sexual assault against Joe Biden from a former senate staffer of his named Tara Reade. If not, look it the fuck up. This should piss you the fuck off. If it doesn’t, I truly question your humanity. It should piss you off further that you haven’t heard about it yet because mainstream media outlets refuse to cover anything so egregiously injurious to a current presidential candidate, especially when he’s the only one protecting the delicate fucking Democratic establishment from the big, bad Bernie.
If you think Bernie supporters criticism of Biden is harsh, just you fucking wait until after the primary. If he actually becomes the nominee, he’s going to be torn to fucking shreds. I promise you that the Tara Reade thing will be covered in full then. I promise you that Kult 45 will be shining a bright fucking spotlight on Joe Biden’s gaffes all the way through the general election. Biden will be obliterated in a debate against Trump, and we’ll piss away four more years with this fuckwad. Four more precious years that we absolutely do not have to piss away for the sake of our health, and the planet’s ability to sustain us. Just you fuckin’ wait until the food riots start. Just you fuckin’ wait until we have refugees from coastal states with nowhere to go. Just you fuckin’ wait, and only after it’s far, far too fucking late, only then will you realize what an absolutely abysmal mistake you made by throwing all your support behind this mealy-mouthed fucking centrist who promised, “results,” over revolution.
Revolution will come one way or another, I promise you. More and more, it’s looking like my predictions of it coming violently are being set in motion. You’ve gotta understand that I’m not trying to be alarmist here, and if I am, it’s for a goddamn good reason. I don’t want to see this country descend into such utter chaos with people dying needlessly in greater numbers than ever before, but if you want something more solid as a basis for my predictions, take a look at how Cheetonius has handled this pandemic. Look at how absent Biden has been through it all too, as Bernie fought for us in the $2 trillion economic recovery bill that just passed. Bernie made it so that we actually get something out of it. I’m pretty sure Biden had nothing to fucking do with it.
But yeah, look at how badly this fuckwad bungled our response to this pandemic. This NEVER would have happened had anyone believed in Bernie in 2016, if the DNC hadn’t fucking torpedoed him then as they’re doing now. To be fair, Hillary probably would have done something to prepare. Biden, too. Cheetonius, however? Shiiiiiit. He has been so desperately trying to downplay it all ever since he first caught wind of it because he knows it’d hurt his chances for re-election. Not sure why though, ‘cause his cult is so hopelessly devoted to him that even if he stabbed them in the throats one-by-one, they’d use their last breaths to murmur something to the effect of, “OMG, he touched me!” *sigh* That is a beautiful image, though.
I’m sorry if you think it’s monstrous or whatever, but the image of hopeless fucking morons being executed one-by-one is fun to me, especially if they’re racist to boot. I know it might sound dangerously close to eugenics, but man, these are people who have been an anchor on progress for so fucking long. I generally pride myself as having a great amount of patience, but holy fucking fuck, I have had it with tolerating these pieces of garbage for the sake of tolerance. There’s a thing called the paradox of tolerance, and you should look it up just in case you think I’m being too harsh. These are people who actively encourage and/or cause the suffering of people of color simply because their skin is a different color to their own. These people and their backwards perspectives go far beyond politics, and actually, I think white nationalists have mostly abandoned Cheetonius Maximus for not being divisive enough.
Remember how the surviving Nazis fled Germany after World War II? When did that ever cease becoming a viable option in this country? Why can’t we do that here? Because we’re a fucking, “free,” country? That’s a fucking loophole and you know it. They thrive on freedom of speech with no accountability, and I’m all for holding them thoroughly fucking accountable. Maybe go as far as they did in Inglourious Basterds. Actually, there’s a real danger of those fuckwads gaining ample enough numbers at some point to do some real damage to this country. Just because they haven’t yet doesn’t mean it can’t happen. Always punch a Nazi is basically what I’m saying. I’d go beyond punching if I knew I could get away with it, but that’s me, and I’m not running for political office or anything with a great amount of influence. I just have this little fuckin’ podcast, and speaking of which, what’d’ya say I shut the fuck up already so we can get to the fucking music already? Hmm?!
Not just yet, motherfuckers. I want to talk a little bit about what I have in store for your eager ear cavities this week.
1. As with last week, a good amount of these tracks are from podcasts past. However, there are more new tracks this time. I would guess somewhere around 20, but the old tracks are ones that I felt deserved some more exposure, so here they are.
2. The tracks by iSorin… Fuuuuuck. Those tracks are like a fucking warm blanket, man. I played Sentient on a past podcast, but Embrace is new for this edition. Embrace is basically a rearrangement of the classic trance track, “As The Rush Comes,” by Motorcycle. That original and a number of remixes of it are extremely near and dear to my heart, perverts. The iSorin track actually got added not only to this podcast and my Recent Likes playlist on Spotify, but also my All-Time Favorites playlist. Yeah, it’s seriously that fuckin’ awesome. Keep your ears peeled for that one.
3. The Ed Gein track, “A Way to Kill Old People,” is just a reference to some people calling Covid-19 the, “boomer remover,” virus. I can’t completely advocate for the removal of all boomers considering my mom is one, but boy-oh-boy would it be great to remove some of these fucks who are selling our futures out from under us on both the Democrat and the Republican sides.
4. The Equilibrium track called, “Final Tear,” samples a speech by Greta Thunberg, and the lyrics are particularly relevant to our ongoing and escalating climate crisis. Look ‘em up if you can spare 4/15ths of a fuck or 7/23rds of a shit.
5. The track, “L Is for Love,” samples a speech given by noted philosopher Alan Watts. If you’re unfamiliar with his work, look into him. He makes a lot of excellent points, and actually, I played a track called, “Something,” by an artist named Azedia which samples him as well. Both fantastic tracks, check them out, and check Alan Watts out too.
6. The artist SWARM is someone I’ve been reeeeally getting into lately. I’m not entirely sure how to classify his stuff, but it’d probably be somewhere between industrial and dubstep or even deathstep. Excellent work by him, and I hope you agree if you notice it. I think he stands out from the rest pretty well.
7. Die Antwoord has a new album called HOUSE OF ZEF. I haven’t heard all of it yet, but yeah. Any of you perverts who’re fans of theirs ought to give it a listen. I know there’s been controversy around them lately due to some shit that happened with Yolandi calling a guy a faggot, but I don’t know. I saw the video, and I know they’re not homophobic or anti-gay, especially considering DJ HI-TEK is gay. I think it’s just some shit that was said ‘cause she was out for blood after being harassed by this guy in the bathroom.
8. Defrag is one of my all-time favorite electronic musicians. I know breakcore is an acquired taste and all, but if any artists would be gateways to the genre, Defrag and BLÆRG would be two I’d point to if I were recommending any. There are plenty of drums for the breakcore purists, but there are lots of other instruments there to keep things interesting, too.
All that fuckin’ said, let us all now go down to the fuckin’ basement with our buddy Catnapp and fuckin’ yojneeeee…
01 Catnapp - Down in the Basement (from Break) [00:08:02]
02 Equilibrium - Final Tear (from Renegades) [00:11:40]
03 Ed Gein - A Way To Kill Old People. (from It’s A Shame…) [00:16:04]
04 SampliFire - Soul (from Soul EP) [00:17:58]
05 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [00:21:55]
06 BLVK JVCK - GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine) (from GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine)) [00:26:10]
07 Protest The Hero - Silent Genocide (from Search For The Truth) [00:29:10]
08 Kai Wachi - SILENCE (from SILENCE) [00:34:01]
09 Caro Emerald - Pack Up The Louie (Caravan Palace Remix) (from The Shocking Miss Emerald (The Remixes)) [00:36:22]
10 Reverse Engineering - Heart Juice (feat. Diyala) (from Schemers) [00:39:47]
11 Åsmund Vivås - L Is for Love (feat. Alan Watts) (from L Is for Love) [00:44:18]
12 Standerwick - Deep End (feat. HALIENE) (Trivecta Extended Remix) (from Deep End (Trivecta Remix)) [00:46:58]
13 iSorin - Embrace (motionxbeats remix) (from Embrace (motionxbeats remix)) [00:51:04]
14 Purity Ring - repetition (from another eternity) [00:55:37]
15 Au5 - Only In A Dream (feat. Nytrix) (from Only In A Dream) [00:59:12]
16 Defrag - Make Them Real (from Drown) [01:05:56]
17 SWARM, I-Exist - In My Dreams (from In My Dreams) [01:08:48]
18 Serj Tankian - Distant Thing (from Jazz-Is-Christ) [01:13:49]
19 ASTN - Flowers (from Flowers) [01:17:26]
20 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [01:20:24]
21 SWARM - The Nothing (from The Nothing) [01:24:40]
22 Xerox & Illumination - No Way Out (from The Beast Within) [01:30:01]
23 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:37:13]
24 Pendulum - Self Vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [01:40:22]
25 HIGHSOCIETY - Give You More (Haterade Remix) (from Give You More (The Remixes)) [01:45:03]
26 iSorin - Sentient (Yume Collective) (from Sentient (Yume Collective)) [01:48:37]
27 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE - Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep (from IWRESTLEDABEARONCE) [01:51:57]
28 Space Laces - Torque (Gammer Remix) (from Overdrive Remixes) [01:56:46]
29 Lone Catalysts - Renaissance (from The Catalysts Files) [01:59:55]
30 Crystal Lake - Aeon (from Helix) [02:04:39]
31 Maduk - Company (feat. Juul) (from Company) [02:07:52]
32 Riot Ten - Rail Breaker (feat. Rico Act) (from Rail Breaker (feat. Rico Act)) [02:11:54]
33 Defrag - With Insects In My Head (from Lost Lands EP) [02:15:25]
34 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [02:18:27]
35 Savoy - Cata (feat. Lobounce) (from Self Predator) [02:23:23]
36 August Burns Red - Paramount (from Paramount) [02:26:56]
37 SYN - Cyberpunk (from Cyberpunk) [02:31:37]
38 Space Laces - Bugbass (from Bugbass) [02:35:14]
39 Mr. Bill - Earth Glow (feat. Gater) (from Halftime EP) [02:38:06]
40 Strawberry Girls - Shadown Of The Moon (feat. Sarah Glass, Jenna Fournier & Kathleen Delano) (from Italian Ghosts) [02:41:19]
41 Omid - Club Apotheosis (feat. Hymnal) (from Monolith) [02:46:15]
42 Ventana - The Sad History Of The World (from American Survival Guide Vol. 1) [02:52:29]
43 TesseracT - Perfection: Concealing Fate Part Four (from Concealing Fate EP) [02:56:57]
44 Mija - that one time [...] (from time stops OST) [02:59:35]
45 Die Antwoord - WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT (feat. Roger Ballen) (from HOUSE OF ZEF) [03:04:33]
46 Slipknot - All Out Life (from All Out Life) [03:06:51]
47 Noctilucent - Something New (from Something New) [03:12:23]
48 Miles Away, Ronak - Where I'm Going (from Where I’m Going) [03:17:17]
49 Slow Magic - Home (from Home) [03:21:37]
50 EvenS - Where Are We Now (from Helios/Where Are We Now) [03:25:31]
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
That’s right, motherfuckers! Tear Your Fuckin’ Minds Open! Sounds painful, right? Well, I imagine it is for some. A crucial part of that process involves humility, you know, actually setting aside your Macy’s-Day-Parade-inflated-ass fuckin’ ego and realizing you maybe, perhaps, kind of, in a way or three don’t know everything about fuckin’ everything. My Mac’s dictionary defines humility as a modest or low view of one’s own importance; humbleness. Even though it’s not necessarily synonymous, I tend to associate humility with accountability and integrity. I think if a person is generally modest in regards to their importance, they’re far more likely to hold themselves accountable for their own shortcomings, especially in regards to their narrow horizons.
It’s your life, motherfuckers. I think there’s no better way to live than with a torn-the-fuck open mind, absorbing and experiencing as much as possible before it’s lights out for fuckin’ good! What, you think you’re gonna catch up on all the shit you keep putting off after you’re dead? You think, “Well fuck, as long as I’m at least somewhat of a good person, I’ll have eternity in the hereafter to read every book ever written, and watch all the TV shows and movies my friends keep raving about. Shit, and all those video games in my backlog? I’ll FINALLY have time to catch up! Man, and there’s so much music in the world. I wonder if I could do it all simultaneously as a metaphysical version of my lazy-ass self.”
Is that what you think? Heh, fuck no, of course. Maybe something close, but that shit was way too specific, and it came from MY BRAIN MEATS! NOT YOURS! MIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE! YOU CAN’T HAVE!
Nah, you can, if you want. I know you don’t, but there ya fuckin’ go anyway. I’ll tell ya, motherfuckers, one of the greatest things about atheism is the fuckin’ URGENCY with which you live; at least, in the case(s) of those who aren’t merely atheistic due to despair, be it personal, societal or somehow discretely philosophical. Or fuck, maybe a blend of all of ‘em. The point is just that if you don’t believe in any sort of god, goD, God, gods, etc. and thus don’t believe in any sort of hereafter, that means you’re on board with the idea that, “you only live once. YOLO!” (Sorry, I had to. No, I didn’t. I felt like it. Fuck you.)
Fuck it, though. You don’t need to be an atheist to live with urgency; you just need to be fuckin’ alive! Can you imagine living with the urgency of a fuckin’ mayfly?! I had to Google, “shortest lifespan,” just to make this point. Mayflies live for a mere 24 hours! Some even live for less than that! Mayflies don’t have any fuckin’ time to fuck around! Actually, that’s probably the ONLY fuckin’ thing they fuckin’ have time for: fucking! I mean procreation, of course. Fuck though, can you imagine that as your life? You’re barely through with metamorphosis, and you’re just GO! GO! GO! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! All to preserve your species, functioning solely on instinct. You think mayflies have time to piss away on silly human issues like ours? I think fuckin’ not!
Anyway, I digress, often and greatly, but in acknowledgment of (or defiance of, if you wanna be that way) that atheistic reality (which seems pretty fuckin’ likely, in my opinion), you fucking OWE it to yourself to tear your fuckin’ minds open! You OWE it to yourself (and the rest of humanity probably wouldn’t mind it either) to have humility, accountability for your shortcomings, a sense of drastic fuckin’ URGENCY for your life, and thus, a rampant fuckin’ desire to explore, to discover, to experience, to communicate, to understand and to feel the full spectrum of human emotion while you have hearts and minds to fuckin’ do so! Like I’ve said before, and likely will say countless times more, live loudly, because your entire death will be silent. What legacy you leave behind is entirely up to you, motherfuckers. I’ve been building and refining mine for decades, and I suggest ALL of you perverts do the same, because none of us know when our time will be up.
As I said to a dear friend of mine recently, we always think we have plenty of time until one day, most often without our permission, it just fuckin’ runs out. Not that it’s particularly fuckin’ profound, but it does happen to be fuckin’ true, and common sense gets less fuckin’ common every goddamn day.
For now, right this very moment, we all have one most crucially important thing to do, and that is…
01 omarr - Good Morning (from Good Morning) [00:04:01]
02 Stonebank - Lift You Up (feat. EMEL) (from Lift You Up) [00:06:09]
03 Bassnectar - I’m Up (feat. Gnar Gnar & Born I Music) (from Reflective (Part 1)) [00:11:08]
04 Twiztid, Jimmy Urine - Hungry like the Wolf (Duran Duran cover) (from Hungry like the Wolf) [00:15:40]
05 Parry Gripp - Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito (from Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito) [00:19:39]
06 BLVK JVCK, Flosstradamus - G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq) (from G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq)) [00:22:09]
07 Little Big - Rock-Paper-Scissors (from GO BANANAS) [00:24:39]
08 Seven Lions - Lucy (from Lucy) [00:27:20]
09 Day Method - Challenge Accepted (from Silence Departed) [00:31:31]
10 Notaker - The Storm (from The Storm) [00:35:10]
11 Young Spool, JAKOB - WTF (from WTF) [00:40:02]
12 Poppy - Concrete (from BLOODMONEY) [00:41:31]
13 Voicians - Wasteland (from Wasteland (Deluxe Edition)) [00:44:43]
14 Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enormous Penis (from Brontosaurus) [00:48:49]
15 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:51:31]
16 Gramatik - Muy Tranquilo (from SB3) [00:54:46]
17 CES Cru - Seven Chakras (from Constant Energy Struggles) [00:58:35]
18 Vibe Higher - Act Like You Know (from VIBEHIGHER) [01:02:34]
19 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:04:43]
20 VGR - Undertale - Dummy (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [01:07:53]
21 Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor (from Beat Box) [01:10:30]
22 Rosentwig - Imagination (from Imagination/Mind Palace) [01:16:18]
23 Washed Out - Feel It All Around (from Life Of Leisure) [01:20:03]
24 Pepper Coyote - No Cock Like Horse Cock (from Blast Radius EP) [01:23:07]
25 Drive-By - Black Dickies (from 4 the Og’s) [01:25:20]
26 Ookay - Thief (from Thief) [01:28:13]
27 Anchors Affliction - Questions (from Steadfast) [01:32:09]
28 Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin (from Bassline Kickin) [01:36:02]
29 RIOT - Overkill (from Overkill) [01:39:54]
30 Oh! the Horror - Scream! (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Scream!) [01:45:36]
31 Folamour - Jazz Session for No Future People (from Melphrenia EP) [01:49:20]
32 Apparat - DAWAN (from LP5) [01:55:32]
33 Bonobo - Migration (from Migration) [01:59:57]
34 High Contrast - Days Go By (2019 Mix) (from Days Go By) [02:05:18]
35 Oh, Sleeper - Chewing The Stitch (from Children Of Fire) [02:09:30]
36 VGR - Undertale - Death By Glamour (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [02:12:36]
37 Brassica - Ballo dei Morti (from Man Is Deaf) [02:16:27]
38 Oh! the Horror - Fuck the World (Insane Clown Posse cover) (from The Devil Made Me Do It) [02:24:17]
39 Random Forest - Fireflies (from Awakening) [02:28:01]
40 Rezz - Spider On The Moon (from Certain Kind of Magic) [02:32:59]
41 Milk & Bone - Pressure (from Little Mourning) [02:36:26]
42 LLLL - Hollow (from Hollow) [02:40:09]
43 Scattle - Remorse (from Visitors) [02:43:53]
44 Mija - that one time […] (from time stops OST) [02:47:20]
45 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [02:52:20]
46 Nostalghia - The End (from Chrysalis) [02:59:05]
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Hahahahaha!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes to volume 2 of the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! It’s been a year and a half since the last all comedy edition, and goddammit, it’s about time for a new one. I wanted to do one sooner, but I felt like I didn’t have enough new stuff. Some of this stuff you’ll recognize from various previous editions if you listened to them, but it’s still just as fucktacular as ever. So kick back and fuckin’ yojne already! 01 Terrance & Phillip - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST) [00:00:30]02 Adam Sandler - Oh Mom (from They’re All Gonna Laugh At You) [00:01:29]03 George Carlin - How to Handle a Heckler (from George Carlin misc.) [00:03:35]04 Louis CK - White People (from Live at the Beacon Theater) [00:04:37]05 Louis CK - Money (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:09:56]06 Louis CK - Darlene and Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:10:53]07 Hannibal Buress - I Play Video Games (from My Name Is Hannibal) [00:15:07]08 Henry Rollins - Letters From Boris (from Live At Luna Park) [00:18:15]09 Doug Stanhope - You Get What You Deserve (from From Across The Street) [00:22:36]10 Chris Rock - Insurance (from Bigger & Blacker) [00:26:15]11 Adam Sandler - Memory Lane (from What The Hell Happened To Me) [00:34:32]12 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)) [00:37:12]13 Doug Stanhope - Drugs For A Brave New Cubicle (from No Refunds) [00:44:41]14 Doug Stanhope - Will Work For Vagina (from No Refunds) [00:47:07]15 Henry Rollins - L.A. Living, L.A. Dating (from Shock & Awe) [00:51:21]16 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:57:32]17 Bill Hicks - I Do Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:59:41]18 Robin Williams - Technology (from Live 2002) [01:03:02]19 Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4 (from Stan & Judy’s Kid) [01:07:31]20 Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (from South Park: Chef Aid) [01:08:44]21 Ren & Stimpy - Log Blues/Log Theme (from You Eediot!) [01:13:49]22 George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility (Edit) (from Back In Town) [01:15:09]23 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from …Some Album. The ID3 tag is missing the album field. Ask me if you’re actually fuckin’ curious.)24 Doug Stanhope - Occupy Elsewhere (from Beer Hall Putsch) [01:29:40]25 Henry Rollins - Nature’s Wild (from Provoked) [01:36:09]26 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It’s Bad For Ya) [01:42:06]27 Robin Williams - Father, You Have To Set Limits (from Live 2002) [01:47:00]28 Richard Jeni - NFL Referees — The Untold Story (from Greatest Bits) [01:50:11]29 George Carlin - Yeast Infection (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:54:34]30 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [01:59:12]31 Louis CK - Dating Takes Courage (from Oh My God) [02:05:20]32 Louis CK - First Date (from Oh My God) [02:07:51]33 Doug Stanhope - Remember When I Used To Give A Shit? (from Before Turning The Gun On Himself…) [02:09:06]34 Robin Williams - Golf (from Live 2002) [02:15:30]35 Louis CK - Sleep (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [02:19:39]36 Richard Jeni - Beauty and the Yeast / A Private Itch / Exploding Scrotum Syndrome …Moment (from Greatest Bits) [02:24:49]37 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) [02:29:43]38 Doug Stanhope - Terrified Of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [02:34:03]39 George Carlin - Advertising Lullabye (from You Are All Diseased) [02:36:53]40 George Carlin - American Bullshit (from You Are All Diseased) [02:39:30]41 George Carlin - Businessmen (from You Are All Diseased) [02:42:08]42 George Carlin - Religion (from You Are All Diseased) [02:43:34]43 George Carlin - There Is No God (from You Are All Diseased) [02:45:41]44 Doug Stanhope - Stop Playing God (from Live @ Wiseacres - 2006) [02:53:37]45 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!) [02:58:02]46 George Carlin - Sanctity of Life (from Back In Town) [03:00:42]47 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity of Life (from Relentless) [03:04:32]48 Bill Hicks - It’s Just A Ride (from Revelations) [03:07:01]49 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous) [03:08:41]50 Richard Jeni - Something You Never Hear (from Greatest Bits) [03:09:27]
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Monday Feb 06, 2012
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