Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-12-02 (Tear Your Fuckin’ Minds Open Edition)

That’s right, motherfuckers! Tear Your Fuckin’ Minds Open! Sounds painful, right? Well, I imagine it is for some. A crucial part of that process involves humility, you know, actually setting aside your Macy’s-Day-Parade-inflated-ass fuckin’ ego and realizing you maybe, perhaps, kind of, in a way or three don’t know everything about fuckin’ everything. My Mac’s dictionary defines humility as a modest or low view of one’s own importance; humbleness. Even though it’s not necessarily synonymous, I tend to associate humility with accountability and integrity. I think if a person is generally modest in regards to their importance, they’re far more likely to hold themselves accountable for their own shortcomings, especially in regards to their narrow horizons.

 

It’s your life, motherfuckers. I think there’s no better way to live than with a torn-the-fuck open mind, absorbing and experiencing as much as possible before it’s lights out for fuckin’ good! What, you think you’re gonna catch up on all the shit you keep putting off after you’re dead? You think, “Well fuck, as long as I’m at least somewhat of a good person, I’ll have eternity in the hereafter to read every book ever written, and watch all the TV shows and movies my friends keep raving about. Shit, and all those video games in my backlog? I’ll FINALLY have time to catch up! Man, and there’s so much music in the world. I wonder if I could do it all simultaneously as a metaphysical version of my lazy-ass self.”

 

Is that what you think? Heh, fuck no, of course. Maybe something close, but that shit was way too specific, and it came from MY BRAIN MEATS! NOT YOURS! MIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE! YOU CAN’T HAVE!

 

Nah, you can, if you want. I know you don’t, but there ya fuckin’ go anyway. I’ll tell ya, motherfuckers, one of the greatest things about atheism is the fuckin’ URGENCY with which you live; at least, in the case(s) of those who aren’t merely atheistic due to despair, be it personal, societal or somehow discretely philosophical. Or fuck, maybe a blend of all of ‘em. The point is just that if you don’t believe in any sort of god, goD, God, gods, etc. and thus don’t believe in any sort of hereafter, that means you’re on board with the idea that, “you only live once. YOLO!” (Sorry, I had to. No, I didn’t. I felt like it. Fuck you.)

 

Fuck it, though. You don’t need to be an atheist to live with urgency; you just need to be fuckin’ alive! Can you imagine living with the urgency of a fuckin’ mayfly?! I had to Google, “shortest lifespan,” just to make this point. Mayflies live for a mere 24 hours! Some even live for less than that! Mayflies don’t have any fuckin’ time to fuck around! Actually, that’s probably the ONLY fuckin’ thing they fuckin’ have time for: fucking! I mean procreation, of course. Fuck though, can you imagine that as your life? You’re barely through with metamorphosis, and you’re just GO! GO! GO! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! All to preserve your species, functioning solely on instinct. You think mayflies have time to piss away on silly human issues like ours? I think fuckin’ not!

 

Anyway, I digress, often and greatly, but in acknowledgment of (or defiance of, if you wanna be that way) that atheistic reality (which seems pretty fuckin’ likely, in my opinion), you fucking OWE it to yourself to tear your fuckin’ minds open! You OWE it to yourself (and the rest of humanity probably wouldn’t mind it either) to have humility, accountability for your shortcomings, a sense of drastic fuckin’ URGENCY for your life, and thus, a rampant fuckin’ desire to explore, to discover, to experience, to communicate, to understand and to feel the full spectrum of human emotion while you have hearts and minds to fuckin’ do so! Like I’ve said before, and likely will say countless times more, live loudly, because your entire death will be silent. What legacy you leave behind is entirely up to you, motherfuckers. I’ve been building and refining mine for decades, and I suggest ALL of you perverts do the same, because none of us know when our time will be up.

 

As I said to a dear friend of mine recently, we always think we have plenty of time until one day, most often without our permission, it just fuckin’ runs out. Not that it’s particularly fuckin’ profound, but it does happen to be fuckin’ true, and common sense gets less fuckin’ common every goddamn day.

 

For now, right this very moment, we all have one most crucially important thing to do, and that is…

 

YOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

 

01 omarr - Good Morning (from Good Morning) [00:04:01]

 

02 Stonebank - Lift You Up (feat. EMEL) (from Lift You Up) [00:06:09]

 

03 Bassnectar - I’m Up (feat. Gnar Gnar & Born I Music) (from Reflective (Part 1)) [00:11:08]

 

04 Twiztid, Jimmy Urine - Hungry like the Wolf (Duran Duran cover) (from Hungry like the Wolf) [00:15:40]

 

05 Parry Gripp - Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito (from Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito) [00:19:39]

 

06 BLVK JVCK, Flosstradamus - G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq) (from G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat’eq)) [00:22:09]

 

07 Little Big - Rock-Paper-Scissors (from GO BANANAS) [00:24:39]

 

08 Seven Lions - Lucy (from Lucy) [00:27:20]

 

09 Day Method - Challenge Accepted (from Silence Departed) [00:31:31]

 

10 Notaker - The Storm (from The Storm) [00:35:10]

 

11 Young Spool, JAKOB - WTF (from WTF) [00:40:02]

 

12 Poppy - Concrete (from BLOODMONEY) [00:41:31]

 

13 Voicians - Wasteland (from Wasteland (Deluxe Edition)) [00:44:43]

 

14 Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enormous Penis (from Brontosaurus) [00:48:49]

 

15 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:51:31]

 

16 Gramatik - Muy Tranquilo (from SB3) [00:54:46]

 

17 CES Cru - Seven Chakras (from Constant Energy Struggles) [00:58:35]

 

18 Vibe Higher - Act Like You Know (from VIBEHIGHER) [01:02:34]

 

19 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:04:43]

 

20 VGR - Undertale - Dummy (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [01:07:53]

 

21 Glass Candy - Digital Versicolor (from Beat Box) [01:10:30]

 

22 Rosentwig - Imagination (from Imagination/Mind Palace) [01:16:18]

 

23 Washed Out - Feel It All Around (from Life Of Leisure) [01:20:03]

 

24 Pepper Coyote - No Cock Like Horse Cock (from Blast Radius EP) [01:23:07]

 

25 Drive-By - Black Dickies (from 4 the Og’s) [01:25:20]

 

26 Ookay - Thief (from Thief) [01:28:13]

 

27 Anchors Affliction - Questions (from Steadfast) [01:32:09]

 

28 Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin (from Bassline Kickin) [01:36:02]

 

29 RIOT - Overkill (from Overkill) [01:39:54]

 

30 Oh! the Horror - Scream! (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Scream!) [01:45:36]

 

31 Folamour - Jazz Session for No Future People (from Melphrenia EP) [01:49:20]

 

32 Apparat - DAWAN (from LP5) [01:55:32]

 

33 Bonobo - Migration (from Migration) [01:59:57]

 

34 High Contrast - Days Go By (2019 Mix) (from Days Go By) [02:05:18]

 

35 Oh, Sleeper - Chewing The Stitch (from Children Of Fire) [02:09:30]

 

36 VGR - Undertale - Death By Glamour (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [02:12:36]

 

37 Brassica - Ballo dei Morti (from Man Is Deaf) [02:16:27]

 

38 Oh! the Horror - Fuck the World (Insane Clown Posse cover) (from The Devil Made Me Do It) [02:24:17]

 

39 Random Forest - Fireflies (from Awakening) [02:28:01]

 

40 Rezz - Spider On The Moon (from Certain Kind of Magic) [02:32:59]

 

41 Milk & Bone - Pressure (from Little Mourning) [02:36:26]

 

42 LLLL - Hollow (from Hollow) [02:40:09]

 

43 Scattle - Remorse (from Visitors) [02:43:53]

 

44 Mija - that one time […] (from time stops OST) [02:47:20]

 

45 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [02:52:20]

 

46 Nostalghia - The End (from Chrysalis) [02:59:05]



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