Monday Morning Aural Sex
September 2022
Episodes
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Fuck what the up is, motherfuckers?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the Blue Pazuzu Blew Kazoo Zoo Ballyhoo! Woo! Who Knew Hullabaloo Hitherto New Untrue Ragu Kung Fu… Achoo! In ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Hey, ya know what? It’s gotta be morning somewhere on Earth. Yes, this edition is coming to y’all later than usual. Know why? After I was through recording the tracks from my playlist as I usually do, I was just too fuckin’ exhausted to press on through an entire podcast. So, I decided to prioritize my mental & physical health, get some fucking sleep, and just do this whenever I woke up. I know, I’m a total loserface shitstain for attempting to mildly improve my dwindling health, but what-the-fuck-ever. Literally nobody has ever bemoaned any of these editions being released later than usual, or not being released at all. I had a person or two wonder why I stopped between mid-2016 to spring of 2019, but by and large, no one gives a fuck about all the effort, expense, content, etc. Totally fine by me, ‘cause for myself and the handful of people who actually do listen from time to time, it’s all worthwhile. Just, ya know, sometimes I need to fuckin’ sleep before I do it instead of the typical way I limp to bed after doing this shit for the hours I normally do.
So, any of y’all who’ve seen one of these preposterously bizarre editions saunter through your feeds have probably gathered by now that this is merely an assortment of new(ish) shit that was either recently released, recently discovered by me, or recently listened to and is new to the podcast (in the case of Queen’s epic anthem “I Want It All,”). I’m sure most people doing editions like these would just settle for “New in ’22” volumes 1 through whatever, but fuck you, I enjoy getting silly with this shit. Life’s too fuckin’ short and inherently absurd to be pissing away your time and potential wrapped up in being fuckin’ serious all the time. I’m sure your distaste for everything keeps you cozy at night, surely it’s not indicative of deeper and darker issues of yours, but some people enjoy shit. Some people enjoy being fuckin’ silly (not to mentioned being fucked silly), and I’m one of ‘em.
Any-fuckin’-way, lemme do a couple shoutouts to folks and specific tracks to watch out for here, and we’ll be on our way to Yojnetown. Before I do that, I feel I ought to let y’all know how fuckin’ ridiculous I am on my search for new shit. In the middle of writing this intro, I realized I forgot to add a track. So, I went back to add said track and realized, eh, it’s good but not particularly worth sharing. However, how-fuckin’-ever, I did throw in an additional 6 tracks. Whatever, right? I went back to typing this shit out, and realized, “Oh shit! I forgot about my recent YouTube finds!” Just like that, an additional four tracks were added. Fine, okay, whatever. THEN, my roommate was listening to music as he was folding laundry, and I heard a far superior version of Dave Brubeck’s well-known elevator classic, “Take Five,” coming out of his room, so I go in to find out what it is, and that TOO ends up on the podcast. I might have a fuckin’ problem, perverts.
Alrighty then, SO, shout-the-fuck-out to Renee for The Seed by AURORA. Very nice recommendation there, and the lyrics are sadly pertinent to this moment of suicidal greed under which we’re all suffering. I believe she’s the one who introduced me to Royal & the Serpent, so thank you again, lovie, for that. Shoutout to Josh too for the George Benson cover of Take Five that I just mentioned in the previous paragraph. Even though it wasn’t a direct recommendation, I still appreciates it. Shoutout to Al for his bringing the band Destrage to my attention back in May when we did the last semi-trilogy of Osmium editions together, ‘cause I found another awesome track by them called, “A Commercial Break that Lasts Forever.” With a title like that, how can ya go wrong? Shoutout to Malcolm for exposing me to the Trailer Park Boys, without which I might not have appreciated the Liquor & Whores track nearly as much. Also, Malcolm’s gamertag on Xbox happens to be I am da Liquor, which is a reference to that show.
That’s all for personal shoutouts; now for track shoutouts. A new Bile track in the mix this week?! Shit, yeah, apparently so. I haven’t heard much from these guys in decades, so very nice to see they’re still doin’ shit. Same goes for Psyclon Nine, they just released a full album, and the videos have been pretty awesome so far. Fantastic music to bump uglies to, b-t-fuckin’-dubs. A handful of classical tracks in the mix this week as well. I guess my liking Balmorhea and various classical composers yielded some lovely results in my release radar playlist. Certainly not opposed to including more classical music, although it does have an inherently classist history. I think it’s incumbent upon all in the lower classes who can hang with it to listen to it and enjoy it proudly so we make the worlds of the ruling class as small as possible, but maybe that’s just me. Another new jam from metal band Railgun this week. Only the second track I’ve heard from them thus far, but pretty sweet, and I’m eager to hear what else they release.
The new MitiS track is fire, keep your ears peeled for that one. New Diabolic track with some artist named Lunchboxxx, hot shit right there. Boondox recently released an EP called So Much Blood, and I’ve yojned the fuck out of every track I’ve heard from it so far. Glad to hear he hasn’t lost his touch after so many years. The Jfab track called PRAY is groovy as fuck, love it. The Lo Key track called Burn The Witch… the lyrics are about so-called cancel culture, and like so many other people, I’ve got some thoughts about that. I think cancel culture, to whatever extent it exists, tends to more harshly punish people with minimal power than those with great amounts of it. Those with minimal power might deserve punishment for whatever they said/did, but it ought to be a measured response that leaves room for growth and healing. Our being mired in a society that prioritizes punishment over rehabilitation typically means that any force made up of unaccountable citizenry can easily lead to pitchforks and torches, which certainly isn’t much better than militarized police forces.
At the end of the day, I’d simply advocate for people to chill the fuck out more often. If some shit offends you and isn’t actively causing harm to anyone, maybe just move along. Maybe pick your battles a little more carefully. Our social media algorithms thriving on outrage is no fuckin’ accident, so we need to stop feeding into it, or shit’s only gonna get worse and worse. Anyway, on the track itself, I love the beat and the melody; flows are tight as usual. I’d probably agree more with the lyrics if I could hear them better, but they haven’t been published anywhere yet, as far as I know. Moving on, another nice little ditty from GRiZ this week, more beautifully tragic Alice Glass, and another hilarious jam by Parry Gripp. This time, it’s about electric vehicles, and I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a jingle. So, prepare your brains for that fuckin’ earworm. Very peculiar track by this group called clipping. this week called Part of Dust. It’s all ambience and sound effects until the last two minutes, and then it turns dark and poetic. I left it at the end for those special perverts who can actually hang with all of this, as a treat. I wasn’t gonna include it until I heard those last two minutes, and suddenly I appreciated it, so here it is.
Another fucktacular Zardonic remix in store for us this week, that Fox Stevenson track has some great lyrics, and same goes for the BLÜ EYES track. The latter of which I was a bit on the fence about including ‘cause the sound is very close to too poppy for my taste, but the lyrics saved it. Gorgeous cyberpunk-ish jam by Tokyo Rose here, the Grim Delarosa & Akira Yamaoka track is a hip-hop beat that samples a song from Silent Hill (and I’m surprised I haven’t seen more of that sort of thing. Maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough.), and another phenomenal Slipknot track, “Yen,” off their upcoming album, “The End So Far.” That one has an intense video to it, too. Look that shit the fuck up.
And SO, with all THAT SHIT done DID and fuckin’ SAID, we now commence ze yojne.
01 Elon Dust - ENJOY (from ENJOY) [00:05:26]
02 Figure - Raver Decapitation (from Raver Decapitation) [00:09:27]
03 Sam Fender - Getting Started (Chase & Status Remix) (from Getting Started (Chase & Status Remix)) [00:12:45]
04 Scowl - Fuck Around (from How Flowers Grow) [00:15:53]
05 GRiZ - Keep Bouncin' (from Chasing The Golden Hour, Pt. 4) [00:16:49]
06 Parry Gripp - Charge It Up Up Up Up Up! (from Charge It Up Up Up Up Up!) [00:20:57]
07 DJ Shimamura - Dream Up (feat. Mari*F) (kors k Remix) (from Dream Up (kors k Remix)) [00:22:04]
08 MitiS, Ray Volpe - Don't Look Down (feat. Linney) (from Don't Look Down (feat. Linney)) [00:26:43]
09 Dennis Sheperd, York, Iris - The Fall (from The Fall) [00:30:44]
10 AURORA - The Seed (from A Different Kind Of Human (Step II)) [00:34:30]
11 Balmorhea, Portico Quartet, Morris Kliphuis, Lisa Morgenstern, Clarice Jensen - Rose in Abstract (Portico Quartet Remix) (from Rose in Abstract (Portico Quartet Remix)) [00:38:49]
12 Berried Alive - Go Pluck Yourself (from Go Pluck Yourself) [00:43:31]
13 Istasha, outsiderX - Gene Mods (from Gene Mods) [00:48:01]
14 Markus Schukowski - What It Feels Like (Zardonic Remix) (from What It Feels Like (Zardonic Remix)) [00:50:36]
15 Psyclon Nine - MONEY AND SEX AND DEATH (from Less To Heaven) [00:53:40]
16 Trailer Park Boys, Marc Mysterio, Stephen Lynch - Liquor & Whores (TV Unplugged Version) (from Liquor & Whores (TV Unplugged Version)) [00:57:16]
17 Rob IYF, Al Storm, Vicky Fee - Makin Me Dirty (Radio Mix) (from Makin Me Dirty) [01:00:47]
18 Dmitri Shostakovich, Itzhak Perlman, David Garrett, Franck van der Heijden, Orchestra the Prezent - 3 Duets for 2 Violins & Piano, Op. 97d: I. Prelude (Version 2 for Violins and Orchestra) (from Shostakovich: 3 Duets for 2 Violins & Piano, Op. 97d: I. Prelude (Version 2 for Violins and Orchestra)) [01:03:50]
19 Queen - I Want It All (Remastered 2011) (from The Miracle (Deluxe Remastered Version)) [01:06:03]
20 Railgun - Night Terrors (from Night Terrors) [01:09:58]
21 Depth Strida - BAKI X NUCLEAR WAR (from BAKI X NUCLEAR WAR) [01:14:27]
22 MORIS BLAK, Kofin - Malevolent (from Malevolent) [01:17:12]
23 Electronic Gems, A.L.I.S.O.N. - Before I Go (from Before I Go) [01:21:19]
24 MUST DIE! - U SHOULD KNOW (from U SHOULD KNOW) [01:24:25]
25 Lo Key - Burn The Witch (from Burn The Witch) [01:28:10]
26 Jfab, Desmond Davis, Jason Fabus, Farnell Newton - PRAY (from PRAY) [01:33:16]
27 Starving Insect, Irving Force - Subhuman (from Acid Avengers 023) [01:36:59]
28 Tokyo Rose, Social Kid - Forever (from Forever) [01:43:41]
29 Alice Glass - Lips Apart (from Lips Apart) [01:48:34]
30 Grim Delarosa, Akira Yamaoka - Exist (from Exist) [01:51:52]
31 George Benson - Take Five (from Bad Benson) [01:54:51]
32 Destrage - A Commercial Break that Lasts Forever (from SO MUCH. too much.) [02:01:51]
33 Champagne Drip - Ur War (feat. Cristina Soto) (from Time Warp) [02:05:53]
34 BONES, ghost/\/ghoul - Timbaland (from DreamCard) [02:09:29]
35 Fox Stevenson - Victory Over Truth (from Victory Over Truth) [02:11:26]
36 Boondox - Prey For Me (from So Much Blood) [02:14:37]
37 Digitality, Erik Satie - Satie: 6 Gnossiennes: No. 3, Lent (from Satie: 6 Gnossiennes: No. 3, Lent) [02:18:23]
38 Zeds Dead, Blanke - The Machines (from The Machines) [02:21:26]
39 Bile - Holiday (from Pot Farmer Vol. 2) [02:24:47]
40 SIKKZ, Cold - Adrenaline Rush (from Adrenaline Rush) [02:30:35]
41 JUICEB☮X, Leavv - Dragon Flight (from FLUX!) [02:35:12]
42 HALIENE, Markus Schulz - Butterfly x Metamorphosis (from Butterfly x Metamorphosis) [02:37:29]
43 Somna, Sarah de Warren - Not Too Late (from Not Too Late) [02:42:03]
44 Lucid Green, Idealism - Lilac (from Lilac) [02:45:51]
45 Synymata, Elle Vee, ANDY KAUTZ - Army Of Angels (from Army Of Angels) [02:48:48]
46 LunchBoxxx, Diabolic - Buggin (from Buggin) [02:53:15]
47 Aibel, Dubba Jonny - Cold (from Cold) [02:56:12]
48 Shirobon, Jason Page - Haunted PS1 - Spectral Mall - Game Version (from Haunted PS1 - Spectral Mall) [03:00:15]
49 Nighted - Sigil (from Sigil) [03:02:57]
50 Boondox - Gravely Ill (from So Much Blood) [03:08:09]
51 Token - Ain't It Funny (from Ain’t It Funny) [03:11:17]
52 Slow Magic - 222 (from 222) [03:13:58]
53 Coffee Shop Jungle, Makoto - Monmouth (from Monmouth) [03:17:25]
54 Merkules, Conway the Machine, C-Lance - DNA (from DNA) [03:20:11]
55 Royal & the Serpent - IM FINE (from IM FINE) [03:24:42]
56 BLÜ EYES - you'd never know (from you’d never know) [03:26:53]
57 Slipknot - Yen (from Yen) [03:29:54]
58 Psyclon Nine - SEE YOU ALL IN HELL (from Less To Heaven) [03:34:35]
59 clipping., Cheryl E. Leonard - Part of Dust (from REMXNG 2.1) [03:38:10]
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Monday Sep 12, 2022
Fuck the stuff go how and things, motherfuckarinos and -litties?! It is I, the magnificent fuckhead extraordinaire Double-O here yet again, emoclewing you to the 7th volume of the Liquid Makes Me Wet Edition of Monday Morning Aural (insert present participle expletive here) Sex! What could liquid possibly be in the aural sense? *gasp* How can you not know by now? Liquid is basically a more melodic, chilled out subgenre of drum’n’bass. Now, I’ve included a number of not-so-tender ballads in this mix, but ya know, sometimes ya need some thumbtacks and shards of glass in your liquid. Is that not how everyone drinks their OJ in the evening? I rest my caseless face in outer space. Not like anyone would ever scrutinize this flapdoodle anyhow, and besides, you titless owl scrotum, I’m fuckin’ joking.
Somethin’ actually struck me as I was poring over the 292 tracks that comprised the past 6 Liquid editions: there have only been 12 tracks that have been used in multiple editions. Probably my favorite is one by an exceptionally obscure artist named Arizon called Meet You There, and I used that thrice. I was SO fucking tempted to include Camo & Krooked’s epic Watch It Burn, but fuck (giggity), I put that on both volumes 5 & 6; I can’t put it on 7, too. That’s just against the rules. I do emphatically encourage you to listen to some of my past Liquid editions to hear those for yourselves, or ya know, just look ‘em up individually. Watch It Burn actually has a fucking awesome video, too; just discovered that shit like last night, even though the track’s a decade old.
Holy.fucking.Jesus.jism.on.a.Jewish.Jeep, I just realized that I’ve never included Metrik’s fantastic track called Hi!, or Feint’s amazing We Won’t Be Alone (which was featured on the awesome fuckin’ game Aaero which Al still needs to fuckin’ play, goddamn it), ORRRR, OR OR OR the motherfucking phenomenal Pendulum original version of Witchcraft… I’m so ashamed of how egregiously I’ve failed you all, I shall now commit seppuku with my dick. Anyway, fuckin’ hell, those horrendous personal failures have been rectum-fied with this edition.
Anyway, yeah, pretty proud of the fact that I’ve managed to keep shit nearly 96% fresh on these editions, ‘cause SO, SO many of these tracks deserve repeated inclusions. Also, somewhat related, I actually finally maxed out my “Recent Likes,” playlist on Spotify. Took me around 4 years, and for anyone actually fuckin’ curious, the max you can make any playlist on Spotify is 10K tracks. Of course I’d find a limitation like that, right? Your “library,” is limited to 10K tracks as well. Mind you, I have something like 300K tracks total on my various hard drives, and that number would be exponentially bigger had I not stepped away from torrenting. I do miss it, but even if I never go back to it, I’m grateful beyond words for all the phenomenal shit I found through it. Mainly, I just kept running out of space on my drives, and drives are expensive. Plus, my preferred trackers got into some hot water, so I took the opportunity to exit stage left, ya know? Ç’est la muthafuckin’ vie.
Any-fuckin’-way, many of the usual suspects here: Zardonic, Pendulum, Camo & Krooked, Rameses B (just wait until you hear his version of Robert Miles’ early naughts trance classic Children. I laughed immediately upon hearing the first echoey piano note, ‘cause I knew exactly what Rameses was going to do with the track, and I was pleasantly vindicated), Sigma, and shit, even a liquidy remix of deadmau5’s hit Ghosts ’n’ Stuff. Not even a huge fan of deadmau5, but I do respect the image and his more modest approach to EDM production. Then again, you’re probably much freer to explore said modest approaches when you’re a bigger artist like him. I imagine lots of newer artists get caught up in the loudness wars that have been persisting for decades simply to be competitive; either that, or they just genuinely love their shit super compressed.
An-fuckin’-yway, that’s enough audio nerd talk for one intro. What the fuck do ya say we get down to the serious biznass of yojne?!
01 Metrik - Hi! (from LIFE/THRILLS) [00:02:57]
02 Shining - IDGAF (Zardonic Remix) (from IDGAF (Zardonic Remix)) [00:06:36]
03 Brookes Brothers - New Wave (feat. Georgie Allen) (from New Wave) [00:09:33]
04 AMEZ - Next Wave (from Next Wave) [00:12:06]
05 Pendulum - Witchcraft (from Immersion) [00:16:18]
06 Steve Aoki, grandson - KULT (feat. Jasiah) (from KULT (feat. Jasiah)) [00:20:25]
07 The Death Beats, Little Panda - Monsters (Drum & Bass Mix) (from Monsters) [00:23:18]
08 Rameses B - Children (from Children) [00:27:54]
09 London Elektricity - Just One Second (Apex Remix) (from Sick Music) [00:31:07]
10 T & Sugah - Back In Time (feat. Luna Morgenstern) (from Say To Me EP) [00:37:14]
11 Oxime - Waiting So Long (from Nitrogen) [00:41:35]
12 The Luna Sequence - Beside Still Waters (from Underneath) [00:46:26]
13 The Qemists - Run You (from Warrior Sound (Deluxe Edition)) [00:50:08]
14 Zak Meow, Born I - Born To Rise (Zardonic Remix) (from Born To Rise (Zardonic Remix)) [00:54:24]
15 Pola & Bryson - Tell You What I Did (feat. Zitah) (from Tell You What I Did) [00:58:49]
16 DJ Rap - Back & Forth (from Back & Forth) [01:02:15]
17 Krakota, Scrufizzer - Way We Move (from Way We Move) [01:06:39]
18 Feint - We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm) (from We Won't Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm)) [01:10:30]
19 High Contrast - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (from Tough Guys Don’t Dance) [01:14:21]
20 Seba - Addicted (Technimatic Remix) (from Spearhead Presents: The Soundtrack) [01:20:00]
21 DJ Rx - My Serenity (feat. Jolea) (from http://soundcloud.com/finrg-recordings) [01:25:03]
22 Friction - Set Me Free (from Set Me Free) [01:30:37]
23 Delta Heavy - Ascend (from Ascend) [01:34:12]
24 T.R.A.C., Submorphics - Higher Ground (Lenzman Remix) (from Life in Motion) [01:38:37]
25 Dirtyphonics, 12th Planet - Freefall (feat. Julie Hardy) (High Maintenance Remix) (from Write Your Future Remixes) [01:43:53]
26 Mind Vortex - Stand High (feat. Vanela) (from Against The Grain EP) [01:47:55]
27 Sigma - Hi Top (Ed Rush & Optical Remix) (from Acts of Mad Men (Part 3)) [01:52:20]
28 CORRO - Could You Help (Zardonic Remix) (from Could You Help (Zardonic Remix)) [01:58:31]
29 DJ Zinc, Ruti, DRS - Stand Tall (from Stand Tall) [02:02:14]
30 Oddko - Disobey (Zardonic Remix) (from Disobey (Remix)) [02:05:16]
31 Netsky - Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix) (from Barricades (feat. Rita Ora) (Shapes Remix)) [02:08:40]
32 Muffler, Cat Knight - Put Me Down (from Put Me Down) [02:11:29]
33 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [02:15:30]
34 Anile, DRS - City Of Injustice (from Perspective) [02:21:34]
35 Wilkinson - Used To This (feat. Issey Cross) (Logistics Remix) (from Used To This (Logistics Remix)) [02:26:21]
36 Metrik - Utopia (from Utopia) [02:30:40]
37 1991 - Odyssey (from Odyssey) [02:34:49]
38 Andreya Triana - Lullaby (Logistics Remix) (from Lullaby (Logistics Remix)) [02:38:30]
39 LSB - Piano Jazz (from LSB) [02:42:58]
40 Pendulum - Driver (from Nothing For Free) [02:48:54]
41 Sigma - All Blue (from Drum&BassArena 20 Years) [02:52:18]
42 Technimatic - Antihero (from Better Perspective (Deluxe Edition)) [02:58:42]
43 Netsky - Iron Heart (from Netsky) [03:03:07]
44 Friction - Believer (from Believer) [03:08:58]
45 Tetravoid - Always (from Fractals) [03:12:28]
46 Edlan - Retroactive (feat. Djah) (from Melancholy City) [03:16:08]
47 V O E - Running Blind (from Running Blind) [03:20:32]
48 Jakwob - Blinding (Hybrid Minds Remix) (from Blinding) [03:24:46]
49 hayve - Between the Lines (from Between the Lines) [03:29:52]
50 Hybrid Minds - Inside (feat. Emily Jones) (from Elements) [03:34:21]
51 Rameses B - Dreamscape (from Night Owl) [03:39:15]
52 Stephen J. Kroos - Phenomenology (from Biphasic Response) [03:42:32]
53 deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Sub Focus Remix) (from Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Sub Focus Remix)) [03:46:08]
54 Pendulum - Watercolour (from Immersion) [03:50:16]
55 Logistics - Hayling (feat. Emer Dineen) (from Hologram) [03:55:14]
56 Yves Jones, meimei. - M50 (from No One in the Six One) [03:59:50]
57 London Elektricity - Meteorites (feat. Elsa Esmeralda) (from Meteorites EP (feat. Elsa Esmeralda)) [04:03:19]
58 V O E - Asking for it (from Asking for it) [04:09:16]
59 Sigma - Stay (from Life (Deluxe)) [04:12:50]
60 Feint, Boxplot - Heartstrings (from Heartstrings) [04:16:42]
61 Sigma, LOWES, U137 - Faded (from Faded) [04:21:28]
62 Jolliffe, GENTRY, Eckoes - Can This Be Real (from Window Panes EP) [04:24:46]
63 Birdy - Deep End (Hybrid Minds Remix) (from Deep End (Hybrid Minds Remix)) [04:29:09]
64 Krakota, Fred V, Tudor - Back To Me (from Back To Me) [04:32:34]
65 Chase & Status - Mixed Emotions (from Mixed Emotions) [04:36:38]
66 V O E - Chemical (from Chemical EP) [04:40:15]
67 Furney - Total Sadness (feat. LADY EMZ) (from Farewell to Ell) [04:45:19]
68 Dermot Kennedy - Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix) (from Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix)) [04:50:23]
69 Wilkinson, Becky Hill - Here For You (from Cognition) [04:53:37]
70 OMSTRB - Home (feat. Tasha Baxter) (Quannum Logic Remix) (from FULL MOON FLEX (Remixes)) [04:57:17]
71 Camo & Krooked - Afterlife (from Cross The Line) [05:01:47]
72 Changer, Leo Wood - Sit & Watch The Sunrise (from Sunrise) [05:04:42]
73 Dualistic, Ella Noël, Subsequent - Sunrise (from Escapism 3 (Liquicity Presents)) [05:10:35]
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
The how fuck go and stuff things, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Daron Malakian Edition! Ya know why? ‘Cause I finally caught up on Scars’ catalog, finally listened to Dictator, and it’s also been nearly 9 years since the last All-Star Series edition featuring a member of System. I think we’re about overdue, wouldn’t ya say? I kinda doubt there’ll ever be an edition for Shavo and/or Jon, but who the fuck knows? Maybe I’ll change my mind about that in another 9 years.
So, obviously considering Daron’s main body of work was for System, there’s a ton of System on this podcast. Certainly a healthy amount of Scars stuff, and a few semi-rare tracks from both of ‘em. Shit, wouldn’t be much of an All-Star Series without some rare shit sprinkled in. I included some classics in here like Chop Suey ‘cause I actually have a special love for that one. I even won 3rd place at a karaoke night for my rendition. Only a $50 bar tab, but fuck you, I won something. Anyway, I found a few surprises in doing this, too. Apparently, Linkin Park collaborated with Daron on a track back in 2014 or some shit. Pretty cool stuff, in my opinion. I lost track of Linkin Park back in mid-2000 as I think a lot of people did, but I’d like to hear all the stuff I slept on just to see if I’m missing anything. They actually collaborated with Tom Morello on the same album, but his presence on the track was barely evident.
Also found an EP by some experimental IDM artist named Der on a net label, and supposedly Daron did vocals on one of the tracks. Can’t locate it anywhere on the internet yet, actually. I tried reaching out to the net label on their Wordpress blog (I know, right?), but haven’t heard anything yet. Anyway, aside from random appearances here and there, some miscellaneous production credits and stuff, Daron mostly only has Scars and System material. Perfectly fine by me, ‘cause all that stuff is why he deserves this edition in the first place. I honestly don’t even know that much about Daron, which I’m sure is by design, but I’ll never forget how I felt the first time I heard him say, “SUGAAAAR!” Immediately, I knew this band was going to be a fascinating spectacle, and boy was I correct.
I had no idea how lucky I was seeing System at the shows I saw them at back when they were actually touring. One of my friends spent nearly a grand to fly across the country to see them perform in LA, and I got to see them open for Slipknot back in 2001. I was even right up at the barricade for that one. You motherfuckers realize they only lasted for about 7 years before going on hiatus? Like, I’m grateful as fuck for everything we got, but I can’t help but be curious for everything else we could have had. Ah well, ç’est la fuckin’ vie.
Any-fuckin’-way, no need to ramble any further. If you’re somehow unfamiliar with Daron and his fantastic music, this edition will be a great introduction for you. All that done did and fuckin’ said, mutha-fuckin’-yojne!
01 System of a Down - Sugar (from System of a Down) [00:02:03]
02 System of a Down - Cigaro (from Mezmerize) [00:04:35]
03 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fucking (from Fucking) [00:06:47]
04 System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. (from Mezmerize) [00:08:48]
05 System of a Down - Prison Song (from Toxicity) [00:13:03]
06 System of a Down / Wu-Tang Clan - Shame (from Loud Rocks) [00:16:23]
07 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Sickening Wars (from Dictator) [00:19:04]
08 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! (UK CD1)) [00:21:19]
09 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [00:23:25]
10 Scars On Broadway - Chemicals (from Scars On Broadway) [00:25:53]
11 System of a Down - Suite-Pee (from System of a Down) [00:29:05]
12 System of a Down - Inner Vision (from Steal This Album!) [00:31:35]
13 Linkin Park - Rebellion (feat. Daron Malakian) (from The Hunting Party) [00:34:09]
14 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:37:53]
15 System of a Down - Needles (from Toxicity) [00:41:52]
16 Scars On Broadway - World Long Gone (from Scars On Broadway) [00:45:05]
17 System of a Down - Know (from System of a Down) [00:48:19]
18 System of a Down - Snowblind (from The Osbourne Family Album) [00:51:15]
19 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [00:55:45]
20 Scars On Broadway - Exploding / Reloading (from Scars On Broadway) [00:57:59]
21 System of a Down - Revenga (from Mezmerize) [01:00:14]
22 System of a Down - Tentative (from Hypnotize) [01:04:01]
23 System of a Down - Toxicity (from Toxicity) [01:07:37]
24 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [01:11:15]
25 System of a Down - Metro (from Dracula 2000 OST) [01:13:14]
26 System of a Down - Soil (from System of a Down) [01:16:11]
27 System of a Down - A.D.D. (American Dream Denial) (from Steal This Album!) [01:19:36]
28 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Lives (from Dictator) [01:22:51]
29 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [01:26:51]
30 System of a Down - Holy Mountains (from Hypnotize) [01:30:16]
31 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [01:35:44]
32 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Gie Mou "My Son" (from Dictator) [01:39:18]
33 System of a Down - Roulette (from Steal This Album!) [01:41:58]
34 System of a Down - ATWA (from Toxicity) [01:45:16]
35 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fuck and Kill (from Dictator) [01:48:11]
36 System of a Down - Highway Song (from Steal This Album!) [01:51:42]
37 System of a Down - Mind (from System of a Down) [01:54:55]
38 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [02:01:11]
39 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Dictator (from Dictator) [02:04:09]
40 System of a Down - Ego Brain (from Steal This Album!) [02:07:05]
41 System of a Down - Violent Pornography (from Mezmerize) [02:10:23]
42 System of a Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [02:13:54]
43 Scars On Broadway - Enemy (from Scars On Broadway) [02:17:02]
44 System of a Down - Suggestions (from System of a Down) [02:20:05]
45 System of a Down - Thetawaves (from Steal This Album!) [02:22:44]
46 System of a Down - Darts (from System of a Down) [02:25:21]
47 Scars On Broadway - Babylon (from Scars On Broadway) [02:28:02]
48 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [02:31:56]
49 System of a Down - Streamline (from Steal This Album!) [02:34:47]
50 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Guns Are Loaded (from Dictator) [02:38:22]
51 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [02:42:34]
52 System of a Down - Soldier Side - Intro (from Mezmerize) [02:46:26]
53 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [02:47:29]
54 System of a Down - Chop Suey! (from Toxicity) [02:51:06]
55 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (from System of a Down) [02:54:34]
56 System of a Down - Lost In Hollywood (from Mezmerize) [02:58:05]
57 Scars On Broadway - Scars On Broadway (from Scars On Broadway) [03:03:21]
58 System Of A Down - Protect The Land (from Protect The Land / Genocidal Humanoidz) [03:06:05]
59 Scars On Broadway - They Say (from Scars On Broadway) [03:11:09]