Monday Morning Aural Sex
August 2020
Episodes
Monday Aug 31, 2020
2020-08-31 (Black Lives Matter Edition)
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
What’s up, muthafuckas?! Welcome to the Black Lives Matter Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one has been a long time coming, I know. That’s why I was able to sit and compile yet another 12 fuckin’ hours of music for y’all in just an hour or two. This will definitely be another series because even though I did compile so much, it was pretty much all from podcasts I’ve done in the past year. Can you even imagine how much more I could find as far as brand new shit and shit I love that I haven’t even played yet?
Recently, I made a post on Instagram and Facebook wearing my, “Stop Killing Black People,” shirt (from Melanin apparel, by the way. Check them out.), and in that post I mentioned how bland the pop culture landscape would be without the contributions (not to mention the shit white people stole) from black people? (Speaking of which, rest in power Chadwick Boseman.) But yeah, what would we have left, for real? Fuckin’ polka? Come on, fellow white people, help me out here. What would we be left with? Man, I honestly can’t even relate to the level of fear it must require of people to hate someone else based solely on skin color. If we’re bein’ real though, it’s not just that, is it? It’s all wrapped up in stereotypes and toxic misinformation fed to these malleable-ass minds. They think that somehow, if black people and people of color in general are able to live in true equality, that it’ll be taking away from their lives somehow. Maybe they’ve got a parent who keeps holding a grudge over some affirmative action type thing, and they pass the hate on. Again, malleable minds.
I’ve seen common threads amongst the right-wing people that they favor populism, and they’re against big corporations screwing them out of jobs. One of the biggest promises Trump ran on was that he was gonna “drain the swamp,” of all the corruption. That would’ve been great, and it likely would’ve garnered bi-partisan support had it actually happened. My point is simply that racism doesn’t make any fuckin’ sense when there are much greater foes to be felled in classism. We need everyone workin’ together to hold these assholes accountable, or maybe even grab the pitchforks and torches. If the federal reserve was able to serve up multiple trillion dollar relief bills to corporations, why the fuck are the left and right still fighting amongst each other? The real enemy is above y’all, motherfuckers! Racism is most definitely a real enemy, I know, but it’s also a tool that the upper class uses to keep the uninformed occupied, fighting with the informed so that we never have a chance to unite and demand what’s ours. That was our fuckin’ money that the fed just pissed away!
I don’t know, man. I don’t have all the answers, I’m not tryin’ to come off like I do. I do know that as much of a loathsome reptile as Richard Spencer is, Charles Barkley was able to sit and talk with him to try and reach an understanding. I don’t think it worked, but at least the fuckin’ attempt was made. Listen, if you see anyone stoking fear about someone else, you gotta look behind what they’re sayin’ and figure out what’s in it for them. Think about this situation: you go out to a bar or club with a friend, and you see someone you wanna talk to, but your friend tells you not to. They tell you this, that and the other thing about them, and you thank your friend ‘cause you think they got your back. Then, you find out that it was only ‘cause your so-called friend wanted them too, and they were just throwin’ you off the scent. That motherfucker is not your friend. It’s this obsession or even addiction to individualism that we have in this country. So many people runnin’ around feelin’ entitled as fuck to not wear masks, to do this, to do that. Listen, being an individual is important, but it’s even more important to realize that we’re all individuals. Most of us, we’re collectively struggling just to get through the days, and hate towards your fellow man just makes this whole world so much goddamn colder.
There are so many issues that contribute to racism, I know. I wouldn’t want to try speakin’ on them all in the span of one podcast intro, but again, this is gonna be a new series now. I know we can do better, America. I know we can. I’ve felt love and warmth from total strangers even just in a concert setting, but think back to how we come together when there’s a national tragedy. Some people are beyond hope, I know that. I’m sayin’ that the majority of people will help each other in emergencies. If you’re feelin’ cynical about that, I suggest you watch a little less of the news. That shit can really do a number on your perspective of humanity. I know that from experience. Speaking of news though, goddamn…
What I got from this past week’s coverage of the RNC (and to be fair… I did watch as much of it as I could each night) is that they want you to believe the Democratic party has been hijacked by a bunch of radical anarchists. Shiiiiit, don’t tempt me with a good time, motherfucker! I’m sorry to report that is plainly untrue. I mean, the RNC was like a fuckin’ lie-dal wave, hehe. Get it? Ehhh, if ya don’t laugh, ya cry, right? But no, nobody’s comin’ to the suburbs to take over your fuckin’ patio. We just wanna fuckin’ live. Is that so much to ask? That video you saw of that couple pointin’ their guns at protestors, those protestors weren’t even there for them. They were walkin’ the fuck by on their way to protest outside the governor’s house or some shit, and these two fools got paranoid. Hearkening back to what I said about what’s in it for the people who stoke fear, it’s greed, motherfucker. Greed is one of the most pernicious diseases of modern times. It’s been around forever, I know, but greed is especially brazen in today’s society. You wonder what’s in it for them? Money! Money, motherfucker. Certain people don’t want to pay their fair share of taxes (which, with how corrupt our government is with its preposterously bloated military budget, I don’t altogether blame them).
That’s why we gotta root out the corruption from below. The greedy-ass DNC decided to coalesce behind Biden to take down Bernie, so instead of changing shit from the top down, we gotta come from the bottom up. Bernie has spoken on that a number of times. The things that unite us are simple: we want to live, we want to have at least a moderate quality of life, and we want to be able to provide for our families. All those things can be accomplished if we get these racist fuckheads to understand that we share a common enemy. Shit, even without their help, we can get it done one way or another. I think it’s profoundly fuckin’ immoral for billionaires to exist at all, let alone obscenely wealthy motherfuckers like Bezos and the Waltons, especially while people in this world are still dying of easily preventable things like fuckin’ starvation or access to clean water.
Anyway, I could go on and on about this and so many other things. Real quick though, I want to mention that I watched the 3rd Bill & Ted movie on Saturday. I want everyone who believes in the communicative and unifying power of music to watch that. Think what you want about the plot, CGI, etc. The whole premise of the movie is that one song has to be performed to prevent the utter collapse of time and space. I can’t even wrap my mind around what would comprise a song like that, but they do such a great job throughout the movie showing how music binds us through the ages. That is one of the big, big reasons why I do this podcast even though it’s a lot of effort and it’s a bit expensive. The whole reason I started this podcast in the first place was to make your Monday mornings a little less shitty. I know most people don’t listen to all or even any of these, but goddamn it, the attempt was made and it’s continuously being made every week. I want you to feel some of the shit I feel so that we can all feel a little less alone in the world. That’s not so much to ask, is it?
Anyway, to recap, this is the inaugural Black Lives Matter Edition of what will surely be another fucktacular series of Monday Morning Aural Sex podcasts. This will obviously be featuring black artists from all around the musical spectrum, including a couple who made an appearance in the 3rd Bill & Ted movie. This is just a little under 4 ½ hours, and I know that’s a lot to take in all at once (giggity), but that’s why you can pause the shit in the Podbean app and come back to it whenever ya fuckin’ like! It saves your place on pretty much any podcast you’ve listened to at all, in fact.
The content of the music is all stuff I think is pertinent to the BLM movement and the current sociopolitical climate through which we’re all suffering. Not all of it, of course. I can’t speak for an entire movement, but I do with all my heart support its ends of economic and judicial racial equality. I did spend a good amount of time trying to organize the tracks in an order that made sense to me. Hopefully it makes some semblance of sense to you, too.
All that said, YOJNE MUTHAFUCKA!
01 (hed)p.e. - Wake Up (from Only In Amerika) [00:07:10]
02 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze (from Are You Experienced [UK]) [00:11:35]
03 Ice Cube - Hello (from War & Peace Volume 2 (The Peace Disc)) [00:14:19]
04 CES Cru - Time Is Now (from 13) [00:18:11]
05 DMX - Dog Intro (from Grand Champ) [00:21:43]
06 Safiya Asya Bukhari (former Black Panther, Black Liberation Army) - Live At The Solidarity Conference (from DiY-FEST Compilation Volume 1) [00:25:14]
07 Dead Prez - Wolves (Intro) (from Let’s Get Free) [00:27:39]
08 Chrisette Michele - Black Lives Matter (from Out of Control) [00:29:54]
09 H.E.R. - I Can't Breathe (from I Can’t Breathe) [00:34:02]
10 Wale - Salary Kaep (from Self Promotion EP) [00:38:43]
11 Childish Gambino - This Is America (from This Is America) [00:41:13]
12 Common - Black America Again (feat. Stevie Wonder) (from Black America Again) [00:44:55]
13 Gary Clark Jr. - This Land (from This Land) [00:50:50]
14 12th Planet, Protohype - Dystopia (from Swamplex: Next Level EP) [00:56:30]
15 Dead Prez - Scar Strangled Banner (from Information Age (Deluxe Edition)) [00:59:04]
16 Public Enemy - State Of The Union (STFU) (from State Of The Union (STFU)) [01:02:34]
17 Tamu - Fuck Donald Trump (feat. D.L. Hughley) (from Fuck Donald Trump) [01:05:28]
18 Ice Cube - Arrest The President (from Everythangs Corrupt) [01:08:31]
19 Dead Prez - Politrikkks (from Politrikkks) [01:12:24]
20 Foreign Beggars, Feed Me - 24-7 (from 2 2 Karma) [01:15:47]
21 Cypress Hill - Pigs (from Cypress Hill) [01:18:20]
22 Killer Mike - Don't Die (from R.A.P. Music) [01:20:56]
23 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [01:24:59]
24 Sly & The Family Stone - Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey (from The Essential Sly & The Family Stone) [01:28:30]
25 Ho99o9 - Hate Crimes (from Dead Bodies in the Lake) [01:34:27]
26 Afu-Ra - Reign on Me (feat. Mann) (from Reign on Me) [01:37:43]
27 YG - Police Get Away Wit Murder (from Still Brazy (Deluxe)) [01:41:15]
28 Ho99o9 - Pray or Prey (from Christopher Dorner / Pray or Prey) [01:44:34]
29 Vic Mensa - 16 Shots (from There’s Alot Going On) [01:48:11]
30 The Game - Don't Shoot (feat. Rick Ross, Fabolous, Diddy, 2 Chainz, Wale, DJ Khaled, Swizz Beatz, Yo Gotti, Curren$y, Problem, King Pharaoh & TGT) (from Don't Shoot) [01:53:54]
31 The Txlips Band - Die Today (from Queens of the New Age) [01:59:56]
32 Mouthe - Let The Boy Live (from NUVO) [02:05:38]
33 Sticky Fingaz, Samuel L. Jackson, KRS-One, Mad Lion, Talib Kweli, Brother Jay - I Can't Breathe (from Lost Treasures) [02:08:47]
34 Skunk Anansie - This Means War (from This Means War) [02:15:02]
35 Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (feat. Immortal Technique & Vernon Reid) (from W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)) [02:19:12]
36 Public Enemy - Fight The Power (from Fear Of A Black Planet) [02:23:37]
37 The Prodigy - Fight Fire with Fire (feat. Ho99o9) (from No Tourists) [02:28:20]
38 Ray Charles - Mess Around (from Ray’s Blues) [02:31:45]
39 Chali 2na, The Funk Hunters - Get Involved (feat. Defunk) (from Get Involved (feat. Defunk)) [02:34:22]
40 Prophets Of Rage - Strength In Numbers (from Prophets Of Rage) [02:38:10]
41 BLVK JVCK - GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine) (from GVNG X4 (feat. Comethazine)) [02:41:14]
42 LARS - Stomp (from Last American Rock Stars) [02:44:13]
43 Dr. Dre - The Day The Niggaz Took Over (feat. Daz, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [02:47:42]
44 Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (from The Predator) [02:52:15]
45 Grandmaster Flash - The Message (feat. The Furious Five & The Sugarhill Gang) (from Rapper’s Delight) [02:56:34]
46 Akir - This Is Your Life (Pt. 2) (from Legacy) [03:03:41]
47 Akir - Kunta Kinte (from Legacy) [03:07:59]
48 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from “Sicko”) [Bonus Track] (from One Man Revolution) [03:11:47]
49 Onyx - Never Going Back (from Lost Treasures) [03:14:48]
50 Snoop Dogg - Imagine (feat. Dr. Dre, D'Angelo) (from The Blue Carpet Treatment) [03:18:35]
51 Ray Charles - Black Coffee (from The Atlantic Studio Albums In Mono (Remaster)) [03:22:50]
52 Louis Armstrong - La vie en rose - Single Version (from The Best Of The Decca Years Volume One: The Singer) [03:28:15]
53 Kenneth Whalum - Might Not Be Ok (feat. Big K.R.I.T.) (from Might Not Be Ok (feat. Big K.R.I.T.)) [03:31:37]
54 Mega Ran, Amanda Lepre - Cries Of The Planet (from Cries Of The Planet) [03:34:52]
55 Gang Starr - In This Life... (feat. Uncle Reo & Snoop Dogg) (from The Ownerz) [03:38:02]
56 Death Grips - Beware (from Exmilitary) [03:41:03]
57 Stevie Wonder - Evil (from Music Of My Mind) [03:46:41]
58 John Legend - History Has Its Eyes On You (from The Hamilton Mixtape) [03:50:12]
59 Prophets Of Rage - Unfuck The World (from Prophets Of Rage) [03:53:28]
60 Curtis Mayfield - (Don't Worry) If There Is a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go (from Curtis (Expanded Edition)) [03:57:28]
61 Count Basie - Double-O (from The Complete Atomic Basie) [04:05:06]
62 Bobby Hebb - Sunny (from Sunny) [04:07:48]
63 Labrinth - Forever (from Euphoria (Original Score from the HBO Series)) [04:10:26]
64 Billie Holiday - I'll Be Seeing You (from Billie Holiday) [04:13:45]
65 Bill Withers - City of the Angels (from Naked & Warm) [04:17:11]
66 CES Cru - It's Over (feat. Tech N9ne & Krizz Kaliko) (from 13) [04:27:50]
Monday Aug 24, 2020
2020-08-24 (My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 4)
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Monday Aug 24, 2020
ESTROGENIC OVERLOOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!! What the fuck is this?! Another volume of the My Favorite Ladies Edition already?!?! Am I fuckin’ dreaming? Nah, it’s mainly ‘cause I already compiled so goddamn many tracks last week, and I wasn’t ready to put this series to bed again yet. I coulda done like, a volume 3.5 or some dumb shit like that, but fuck that. Butt fuck that hard, muthafucka, hehe. This is solidly volume 4, and by the fuckin’ way, welcome to Monday Morning Aural Sex just in case ya weren’t already well fuckin’ aware of what you’re fuckin’ listening to!
Good lord, so many political happenings last week. So many, and yet so few. We got some emotional displays each and every night of the DNC this week. I feel like the DNC is representing itself as love in opposition to the GOP’s well-oiled hate machine, but shit actually needs to get done this time if we do finally free ourselves of the Cheetonic menace. I don’t know about y’all muthafuckas, I’m not gonna exhale until the election results are fully fuckin’ finalized, and then I’m gonna submerge my balls in cheap champagne and teabag Cucker Tarlson in his sleep ‘cause he knows we’re comin’ for him, hehe. But yeah, I hope enough people will have learned their fucking lessons, that inaction and bending to the will of corporate masters is what led to the absolute mire that is Fuckface Von Clownstick. Pitiful that voters in 2016 didn’t understand that he was going to be fucking kerosene on that particular inferno, but I digress. The RNC is up next this week, and I can scarcely imagine the preposterous circus ahead of us on that front. I’ll watch it so y’all don’t need to. You should anyway just to stay informed, but don’t go expecting to feel inspired to be compassionate to your fellow man. They might try to sell some of that snake oil, but that’s all it is. Hollow fuckin’ fluff that is not at all believable based on even the briefest glance at their history.
Any-fuckin’-way, this isn’t a political commentary podcast. I just consume a lot of it week to week, so I felt like yammering a bit. As far as what we’ll be hearing this week, I wanna give a quick shoutout to my dear friends Shy, Casey and Josh for introducing me to Hiromi, SKYND and DILLY DALLY respectively. As much as I know about music, there’s always more to learn and discover which is why I’m so rampantly fuckin’ curious all the goddamn muthafuckin’ sonofabitch time! If you have any suggestions, cool shit you think I ought to know about, let me fuckin’ know! I promise I’ll listen. So long as my brain doesn’t shit the bed and I forget, I promise I’ll listen and give whatever it is a little consideration at the very least. Anyway, there’s not a whole lot to say about these tracks in particular except that they’re all fuckin’ cool in my opinion, and maybe, just fuckin’ maybe, you might think so too. Know what though? You gotta do somethin’ for me real quick. Reach on into your cavernous-ass fuckin’ melons and locate the yojne knob. Crank that shit to fuckin’ 11, and fuckin’ yojneeeeeeee!
01 DJ Rap - Bad Girl (from Learning Curve) [00:02:24]
02 Snails & Adventure Club - Follow Me (feat. Sara Diamond) (from Follow Me) [00:06:28]
03 Year of the Cobra - Into the Fray (from Into the Fray) [00:09:28]
04 Stonebank - Lift You Up (feat. EMEL) (from Lift You Up) [00:13:58]
05 The Chainsmokers - New York City (JayKode Remix) (from https://youtu.be/PbL4IDNAGC4) [00:18:59]
06 L7 - Fast And Frightening (from Smell The Magic) [00:23:52]
07 ChainLynx - Like This (from Like This) [00:26:23]
08 2 UNLIMITED - Twilight Zone (from Hits Unlimited) [00:30:31]
09 In This Moment - The In-Between (from The In-Between) [00:34:35]
10 Lindsey Stirling - Beyond The Veil (from Shatter Me: The Complete Experience) [00:38:45]
11 X-Ray Spex - Identity (from Germ Free Adolescents: The Anthology) [00:42:55]
12 Whitney Peyton - I Got It (from I Got It) [00:45:16]
13 Cat-Grrl - Grrlvert (from Distorted Mind) [00:48:10]
14 Maduk - Ghost Assassin (feat. Veela) (from Ghost Assassin EP) [00:50:48]
15 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [00:54:26]
16 Mushroomhead - The Heresy (from A Wonderful Life) [00:59:04]
17 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [01:02:53]
18 Grimes, HANA - We Appreciate Power (from We Appreciate Power) [01:07:11]
19 Garfunkel and Oates - Pregnant Women Are Smug (from Music Songs) [01:12:40]
20 Abnormality - Visions (from 2007 Demo) [01:14:54]
21 DILLY DALLY - Know Yourself (from Know Yourself) [01:17:43]
22 Berlin - Sex (I'm A...) - Rerecorded (from Transcendance) [01:20:52]
23 Rachel Feinstein - A Lap Dance, Finally (from Only Whores Wear Purple) [01:25:09]
24 Janet Jackson - If (from janet.) [01:26:20]
25 iio - Smooth (feat. Nadia Ali) (Airbase Remix Remastered) (from Smooth (feat. Nadia Ali) (Remastered)) [01:30:50]
26 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [01:39:45]
27 BONES (UK) - Pretty Waste (from Pretty Waste) [01:43:03]
28 Atari Teenage Riot - Sick To Death (from The Future Of War) [01:45:50]
29 Chrisette Michele - Black Lives Matter (from Out of Control) [01:49:28]
30 Lacuna Coil - Our Truth (from Karmacode) [01:53:35]
31 SKYND - Elisa Lam (from Elisa Lam) [01:57:35]
32 Sarah Silverman - Killing Jesus (from We Are Miracles) [02:01:30]
33 The World Over - Feral (from Feral) [02:05:14]
34 Switchblade Symphony - Naked Birthday (from The Three Calamities) [02:08:31]
35 Hybrid Minds, Koven - In Your Arms (from In Your Arms) [02:12:37]
36 Hiromi - Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 8, Pathetique (feat. Anthony Jackson & Simon Phillips) (from Voice) [02:16:44]
37 MitiS - Moments (feat. Adara) (from ’Til the End) [02:21:46]
38 Stonebank - Time (feat. EMEL) (from Time) [02:26:16]
39 Massive Attack - The Spoils (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from The Spoils) [02:31:07]
40 Molly Gruesome - I'm A Ghost (from Spitfire) [02:36:40]
41 Thievery Corporation - Passing Stars (feat. Elin Melgarejo) (Symphonik Version) (from Symphonik) [02:40:19]
42 Station Earth - Cold Green Eyes (feat. Roos Denayer) (from Cold Green Eyes) [02:42:56]
43 SYN - Seven (from Seven) [02:46:59]
44 NAVVI - Sol (from Omni) [02:50:09]
45 Von Kaiser - Blood Moon (from Landline) [02:53:30]
46 Milk & Bone - Pressure (from Little Mourning) [02:58:51]
47 Andrew Rayel - Take All Of Me (feat. HALIENE) (Eric Senn Extended Remix) (from Take All Of Me (Eric Senn Remix)) [03:02:35]
48 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from The Understanding (Deluxe Edition)) [03:09:04]
49 Washington - The Falling (from There There) [03:14:23]
50 Linda Perry - Knock Me Out (feat. Grace Slick) (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [03:18:49]
51 The Midnight - Light Years (feat. Nikki Flores) (from Nocturnal) [03:25:35]
52 Seven Lions, Wooli, Trivecta - Island (feat. Nevve) (from Island (feat. Nevve)) [03:30:50]
53 Craig Armstrong - This Love (from Cruel Intentions OST) [03:35:20]
54 Nostalghia - Love Will Make Me Insane (from I Am Robot Hear Me Glitch) [03:41:28]
55 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [03:45:23]
56 Kittie - Safe (from Oracle) [03:49:33]
57 Resonanta, Subsets, Cartography - Yuletide (Whithe Remix) (from Forevr_isnt_4_evry1) [03:53:37]
58 Halou - I'll Carry You (Full Version) (from We Only Love You) [03:57:48]
59 Tritonal, SCHALA, Jorza - Long Way Home (feat. HALIENE) (from Long Way Home) [04:05:31]
Monday Aug 17, 2020
2020-08-17 (My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 3)
Monday Aug 17, 2020
Monday Aug 17, 2020
What’s up, muthafuckaaaas?! Welcomemoclew to the third volume of the My Favorite Ladies Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! Holy fuck, perverts. You don’t even know what a big problem I have with some of these editions. I fucked around and compiled 11 ½ fucking hours of shit for you, which I then whittled down to however many tracks are on the playlist now. Yes, I’m typing this intro before I’ve even finalized the playlist because I had a few tracks to record. I don’t know if any of you motherfuckers have been noticing, but I’ve been making Spotify playlists that semi-coincide with these podcasts. I say, “semi,” because some of the tracks I play are from my own library, and frankly, with all the other shit I do to make this podcast for y’all, I don’t want to ALSO make full and sequentially accurate Spotify playlists. I don’t really have many followers on Spotify anyway, so fuck it. I don’t know if y’all have tried to edit Spotify playlists before, but it’s kind of a pain in the rooster. 1st world problems, I know.
Regarding having compiled so much fucking music, the craziest part is that I could have kept going. I only stopped because I reached the end of one large fucking folder of previous Spotify rips. One folder. You motherfuckers realize how much more shit I could’ve added if I’d spent time going alphabetically through my artist folders, never even mind my compilations and soundtracks? Shiiiiit, well, let’s just say that this type of edition has numerous fuckin’ installments yet to be made. It’s kind of infinite, really. That’s fuckin’ wild to me, and I hope it’s similarly so to you. Also also, in a bit of a time hopping sort of way, I just finished the playlist and it’s nearly 4 ½ fuckin’ hours. I know I could trim it further to accommodate those of you with shorter attention spans, but I think the quality of this edition would suffer too significantly, and Podbean’s app makes it pretty easy to pick up wherever you leave off if you somehow don’t have 4 ½ hours straight to listen to this whole fuckin’ thing.
Also also also, it turns out I’m a dipshit dickhead and I didn’t need to compile all that stuff as I still had 50 something tracks left over from the last time I compiled tracks for the first My Favorite Ladies Edition back in September of last year. Now I have 145, which is about 10 ½ hours, so yeah, the next few editions are already good to go!
Any-fuckin’-way, “what shall we be hearing this week?” you tenderly ask from the safety of your comfort zone bubble? Well, obviously there’ll be a testosterone overload unprecedented since… I dunno, the most recent football event? That’s something guys do, right? Nahhhh, this is a purely estrogenic celebration just like the past two editions. Allllll sorts of genres are represented in this motherfucker. No country, although I did hear an amusing country-ish rendition of Cardi B’s newest single, “WAP,” on the Daily Show yesterday. Anyway, most of these tracks come from editions I’ve done within the last year, so ya might recognize one or two if you’re some Stephen Hawking-ass motherfucker or some shit. There are indeed a handful of never-before-played tracks to be yojned, and since my girl Ana Kasparian from The Young Turks has been on a 90s dance music kick lately, I thought I’d throw a few of those classic jams in there for all you radical dudes and dudettes out there. A couple tracks were suggestions from my roommate who also knows a thing or three about estrogenic arteests. He’s been watching the second season of Umbrella Academy lately, and I’ve caught a few good tracks from there as well. Ya might catch what I caught too if you’re down with that show.
Aside from all that, I’m sure most of y’all have heard by now about Biden picking Kamala Harris for VP. I’m not particularly enthused, at least, no more or less than I already wasn’t. I didn’t care much about her during the primary, and I’ve heard some bad things about her prosecutorial record, but of course the mission at hand is to de-Cheeto ourselves forever. Wipe the repulsive fucking Cheeto dust stains from our collective fingertips, and then never have another again. I just realized that all this time, we could’ve been calling Don Jr. “Junior Cheeto,” or, “Cheeto Jr.” *sigh* Ah well. I’d rather permanently purge them from memory, but I digress. You less political perverts out there would probably be disgusted by all the shit I’ve been seeing lately, all the ways he’s trying to steal the election because he knows he’s weak as fuck right now. Anyway, even though I don’t particularly care about Kamala, I hope it’ll mean that women have more of a permanent place at the tables where important decisions are being made. Obviously, it’d be ideal to have women who support progressive policies there, but we’re workin’ on that. Maybe Kamala will inspire future progressive women to run for office or something. One can dream, can’t one?
All that done fuckin’ did and said, the time for yojnement has arriveded, soooooo…
01 Re-Con, Demand - Like A Rainbow (feat. Mandy Edge) (from Like A Rainbow) [00:03:48]
02 Black Box - Everybody Everybody (from Dreamland) [00:09:51]
03 Virtual Riot - Alive (feat. Lisa Rowe) (from There Goes Your Money) [00:13:56]
04 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge) [00:17:49]
05 Poppy - X (from Am I A Girl?) [00:21:25]
06 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Womanarchist (from Womanarchist) [00:24:14]
07 Otep - Boss (from KULT 45) [00:27:02]
08 Wildstylez, Sound Rush - Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet) (from Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet)) [00:29:23]
09 Push Push, Pussy Riot - ACAB (from ACAB) [00:32:29]
10 Razakel - Cock Block (feat. Ruby, Molly Gruesome & Lil V) (from Muerta REUP Another Dose of Death) [00:35:25]
11 Cat DeCuir - Dicking Around On The Piano At The Spooky House (from her Facebook. Look it up if you’re fuckin’ curious enough) [00:41:40]
12 Once Human - You Cunt (from The Life I Remember) [00:44:18]
13 Exposé - Point of No Return (from Exposure) [00:47:20]
14 Iliza Shlesinger - Girl's Night (from War Paint) [00:50:46]
15 Real McCoy - Another Night (from Another Night) [00:56:12]
16 Shakira - Eyes Like Yours (Ojos Asi) (from Laundry Service) [01:00:06]
17 Nostalghia - God Be You (from God Be You) [01:04:00]
18 kidneythieves - Before I'm Dead (from Zerøspace) [01:08:32]
19 Anna Of The North - Sway (Chainsmokers Remix) (from Sway (Chainsmokers Remix)) [01:13:02]
20 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [01:15:57]
21 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [01:20:08]
22 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (from Donker Mag) [01:22:09]
23 Chinese Grandpa - Deep In That Ass (from https://soundcloud.com/chinese-grandpa) [01:25:26]
24 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:27:05]
25 La Bouche - Sweet Dreams (from Best Of La Bouche) [01:30:38]
26 Metrik - Cadence (feat. Reija Lee) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [01:33:51]
27 The Cover Girls - Show Me (from Show Me) [01:37:11]
28 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [01:40:55]
29 4 Strings - Take Me Away (Into The Night) (from Believe) [01:44:00]
30 Tut Tut Child - Hummingbird (from Monstercat 012 - Aftermath) [01:47:08]
31 Aaliyah - I Care 4 U (from I Care 4 U) [01:52:35]
32 Minnesota - Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix) (from Colors (feat. Jackie Rain) (Xan Griffin Remix)) [01:57:03]
33 Aero Chord - Burning (feat. Bianca) (from The Sound) [02:00:57]
34 Lost Kings - Phone Down (feat. Emily Warren) (Dodge & Fuski Remix) (from Phone Down (Remixes)) [02:05:13]
35 My Kullsvik - Hello (Swedish cover) (from https://youtu.be/807KaWak6CU) [02:08:27]
36 Armin Van Buuren - Who Is Watching (Feat. Nadia Ali) (from Shivers) [02:12:41]
37 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [02:17:45]
38 Alice DeeJay - Better Off Alone (from Who Needs Guitars Anyway?) [02:20:56]
39 Forth Wanderers - Nevermine (from Forth Wanderers) [02:24:30]
40 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:28:17]
41 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Breakdown (feat. Mariah Carey) (from The Collection Vol. 1) [02:31:48]
42 Daniela Andrade - Crazy (Gnarls Barkley cover) (from Crazy) [02:36:42]
43 Die Antwoord - Alien (from Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid) [02:40:39]
44 Poppy - Concrete (from BLOODMONEY) [02:44:55]
45 Chinese Grandpa - Witchy Witch (from https://soundcloud.com/chinese-grandpa) [02:48:09]
46 Little Big - Faradenza (from Antipositive, Pt. 1) [02:51:14]
47 Ace of Base - Voulez-Vous danser (from The Sign) [02:53:43]
48 Karkaos - Kolossòs (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Children of the Void) [02:56:58]
49 Heilung - Othan (from Lifa) [03:01:09]
50 Gunship - Art3mis & Parzival (feat. Stella Le Page) (from Dark All Day) [03:11:22]
51 Teminite - Fireflies (feat. Starr Chen) (from Firepower) [03:15:58]
52 The White Swan - Illuminate (from Anubis) [03:21:58]
53 Strawberry Girls - Shadow Of The Moon (feat. Sarah Glass, Jenna Fournier & Kathleen Delano) (from Italian Ghosts) [03:26:33]
54 Sunny Lax - Solar Plexus (from Solar Plexus / Torus) [03:31:29]
55 San Holo, Broods - Honest (from Honest) [03:35:11]
56 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [03:38:55]
57 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:43:35]
58 Standerwick - Deep End (feat. HALIENE) (Trivecta Extended Remix) (from Deep End (Trivecta Remix)) [03:47:04]
59 Fiona Apple - Every Single Night (from The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do) [03:51:14]
60 Diamond Eyes - Stay with Me (feat. Christina Grimmie) (from Stay with Me) [03:54:30]
61 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:58:31]
62 Sub Focus - Turn Back Time (Metrik Remix) (from Turn Back Time) [04:01:48]
63 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [04:05:54]
64 CASHFORGOLD, Tim Schaufert - Wherever You Go (from Glass Houses) [04:09:58]
65 Kittie - Space Oddity (David Bowie cover) (from A Salute to the Thin White Duke - the Songs of David Bowie) [04:13:22]
66 Akira Yamaoka - I Want Love (feat. Melissa Williamson) (Studio Mix) (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [04:18:52]
67 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia) [04:23:25]
Monday Aug 10, 2020
2020-08-10 (Some Mo' Gnu Shit Edition)
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Ha-fuckin’-llo der! You perverts remember my delightful little ditty last week about being fuckin’ tired and wanting to go to bed? If not, go back and listen and come back. But yeah, yup, two weeks in a row now. This time wasn’t entirely my fault due to tropical storm Isaias or whatever taking out the fuckin’ power from Monday to Friday afternoon. Shit was painful tryin’ to sleep in the summer heat with no damn AC. I fuckin’ hate the summer, and I hate goddamn tropical storms, and I hate not having electricity. First world problems, I know, but fuck…
Anyway, y’all didn’t hit play to hear Monday Morning Bitching & Complaining. Y’all came for the Aural Sex, and I’m here to deliver it in the form of Some Mo’ Gnu Shit. That’s right, another week in a row that I didn’t feel like doing a theme. I was considering doing a Rap vs. Hip-Hop edition, but I felt like the Punk-Hop Edition I did back in June was a little too similar. Know what else? It’s my fuckin’ podcast, and I felt more like doing another miscellaneous new shit edition. Mmkay? Can you and your sandy veej handle that?
For real though, I think I sifted through like 300 somethin’ fuckin’ tracks to find the 44 on this edition. Shit was unbelievable. Sometimes Lady Luck’s a cunt. I just kept finding a bunch of mediocrity every time I hit play on my various playlists. As I’ve said on previous intros, I don’t bother including tracks unless I can confidently defend their inclusion. My standards for stuff I like are one thing. I can dig relatively mediocre tracks, but I’m certainly not going to direct anyone’s attention to them (because, fuckin’ why?). My standards for this podcast are different because this requires a lot more effort than just sharing a Spotify link on social media or via text message. That, and if I’m going to call your attention to anything, I want to be able to confidently tell you why I enjoy it and why I think you should, too.
Not that anyone ever really asks about the shit. Occasionally someone does, but there’s another reason altogether: this podcast is a legacy of mine to leave behind. Why wouldn’t I want to make this legacy shine as bright as possible? Why would I bother including 4 or even 4.5 star tracks? Everyone’s tastes are different, of course. I just want these editions to fuckin’ shimmer as much as possible. I want ‘em to be memorable as well as enjoyable, and I want ‘em to be a good reflection of who I am and what I like.
Anyway, yeah, these random editions might not be your cup of tea. Perhaps a little too diverse for y’all right now, but maybe you’ll get to a point when your tastes have matured, broadened, evolved or what-the-fuck-ever and you can appreciate things that don’t necessarily appeal to you immediately. I don’t know how many of you have ever had that happen, where you listen to something and didn’t really feel it at first, but came back to it later and ended up loving it. Maybe even just found something to appreciate, or perhaps at the very least you just have fewer reasons to criticize it and/or others for enjoying it.
All that said, I put a lot of effort into this shit every week, this week included. This is all brand new shit just like last week, many artists being played for the first time ever on this podcast, which means even I wasn’t aware of their existence until yesterday. Two artists I was especially happy to discover are Zardonic and Hallucinator. Check those guys the fuck out. Even if you don’t like them though, I’m confident that you’ll find something (maybe even a lot) to yojne amidst this diverse array of purest fucktacularity if you have the patience and/or attention span to give it a listen. Soooo, lesdodis!
01 S3RL - The Bass & the Melody (from The Bass & the Melody) [00:02:53]
02 NWYR - Gamer (from Gamer) [00:05:53]
03 Dubmood - The Scene Is Dead (MASTER BOOT RECORD Remix) (from Votedisk // Scene Is Dead) [00:08:23]
04 Zardonic - Takeover (feat. The Qemists) (Zardonic & Fickle6 VIP Remix) (from The Become Remix Album) [00:12:05]
05 NvrLeft - Ride or Die (feat. City Tucker) (from Lost Lands 2019 Compilation) [00:15:45]
06 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [00:18:32]
07 Little Big - Hypnodancer (from Hypnodancer) [00:23:34]
08 Death Grips - Bubbles Buried In This Jungle (from Bottomless Pit) [00:26:37]
09 H.E.R. - I Can't Breathe (from I Can’t Breathe) [00:29:10]
10 Equilibrium - One Folk (from One Folk) [00:33:50]
11 Aminé - Roots (feat. JID, Charlie Wilson) (from Limbo) [00:38:20]
12 Zardonic - Against All Odds (from Antihero) [00:42:46]
13 501 - Beat The System (from Beat The System EP) [00:47:59]
14 Hallucinator - Fuck The System (from The New World Disorder LP) [00:50:43]
15 ShockOne, The Bloody Beetroots - Run (from Run) [00:54:44]
16 Craig Connelly - Run Away (feat. Cammie Robinson) (Extended Club Mix) (from Run Away) [00:59:40]
17 Tymedust - Gold Saucer (From "Final Fantasy VII") (from Gold Saucer (From "Final Fantasy VII”)) [01:06:45]
18 Nhpb, Mega Ran - Slice of Luxury (from Slice of Luxury) [01:09:08]
19 Bad Religion - Faith Alone 2020 (from Faith Alone 2020) [01:12:44]
20 Hallucinator - Raise Your Middle Finger (feat. Isacco Pattini) (from Fuck The System EP) [01:16:15]
21 Lamb of God - Checkmate (from Memento Mori) [01:20:30]
22 Perturbator - God Complex (from New Model) [01:24:58]
23 Hollywood Undead - Idol (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Idol (feat. Tech N9ne)) [01:34:09]
24 Caravan Palace - Pluma (from Pluma) [01:38:10]
25 Blanke - Shadow (from Shadow) [01:41:15]
26 HVDES - Fuck My Nose Up (from Fuck My Nose Up) [01:45:01]
27 dj-Jo, Flower - Outer Science (Vocaloid Version) [Remix] (from Outer Science (Remix)) [01:48:53]
28 Camellia, Toby Fox - Aimottle's House (from Dweller’s Empty Path (Original Sound Track)) [01:53:01]
29 Black Sun Empire - Caterpillar (feat. State of Mind) (Drumsound & Bassline Smith Remix) (from The Wrong Room Remixed) [01:54:13]
30 REDALiCE, cosMo@bousouP - ANGEL HALO (from ANGEL HALO) [01:58:51]
31 Danny Byrd - Planet Earth (from Rave Digger (Special Edition)) [02:01:08]
32 Ramon Tapia, Kai Tracid - 303 State (from 303 State) [02:04:48]
33 Lil Mikey, Darwin - Con Phố Vắng (from Con Phố Vắng) [02:08:46]
34 Rawthang - Scorned (from Scorned / Ali (Rawthang Remix)) [02:11:38]
35 Washington - Batflowers (from Batflowers) [02:18:02]
36 Salem Alumni, Kung Fu Vampire - Hot Rail (from Hot Rail) [02:20:58]
37 Sub Focus, Wilkinson - Air I Breathe (Sub Focus & Wilkinson) (from Air I Breathe (Sub Focus & Wilkinson)) [02:25:46]
38 Kaval - Starlight (from Colour Bass Vol. 1) [02:29:54]
39 Trivecta, Nurko - You Can Be My Light (feat. Monika Santucci) (from You Can Be My Light (feat. Monika Santucci)) [02:33:45]
40 Moses Sumney - Doomed (from Aromanticism) [02:38:07]
41 DJ-R - Waterfall (Undertale Remix) (from Waterfall (Undertale Remix)) [02:42:34]
42 Nelver, Ian Urbina - Ocean of Rain (from Endless Planet (Inspired by ‘The Outlaw Ocean’ a book by Ian Urbina)) [02:48:01]
43 Radiohead - Codex (from The King Of Limbs) [02:53:20]
44 Kompany - Feel It All (from Feel It All) [02:58:07]
Monday Aug 03, 2020
2020-08-03 (Some Ol' Gnu Shit Edition)
Monday Aug 03, 2020
Monday Aug 03, 2020
Iiiiiii’m fuckin’ tired and I wanna go to bed! (clap, clap)
I’m fuckin’ tired and I wanna go to bed! (clap, clap)
I’m fuckin’ tired and I know it, but I’m sittin’ here doin’ this fuckin’ podcast at 8 AM because the universe is fuckin’ with me!
I’m fuckin’ tired and I wanna go to bed! (clap, clap)
Morning good, perverts motherfuckin’! Some ol’ Gnu Shit Edition. Gnus are aminals. Gnu and new sound alike. That’s called, “wordplay,” and it’s also called a homonym. That’s some “homo” shit, bro, furreal.
Haha, I’m a clever human meat popsicle.
You enjoy the cleverness just like you will enjoy the gnu shit. If you’re somehow anti-gnu-shit, well, stick to the same ol’ shit then ya fuckin’ boring loserface. You’re fuckin’ missin’ out, and I can goddamn promise ya that. Stick around, and I’ll prove myself right… or something.
Now all humans yojne human music because yojne is enjoy backwards and I’m clever with words and music because I’m human.
Yep!
01 Rick and Morty, Ryan Elder - Human Music (from The Rick and Morty Soundtrack) [00:00:48]
02 The Bloody Beetroots - Crash (feat. Jason Aalon Butler) (from The Great Electronic Swindle) [00:01:28]
03 Poppy - Khaos x4 (from Khaos x4) [00:03:32]
04 Botnit - Hi-Score (from Vivid Memories) [00:06:26]
05 Figure - Does Not Compute (from Does Not Compute) [00:10:49]
06 Hacktivist - Spitfire (from Spitfire) [00:14:42]
07 Dimension, E11E - Hatred (from Hatred) [00:18:24]
08 Corey Taylor - CMFT Must Be Stopped (feat. Tech N9ne & Kid Bookie) (from Black Eyes Blue / CMFT Must Be Stopped (feat. Tech N9ne & Kid Bookie)) [00:22:06]
09 SWARM - Unbreakable (feat. Julian Dae) (from Unbreakable) [00:27:17]
10 Eliminate - Tear It Up (feat. Shaquille O'Neal) (from Tear It Up) [00:31:07]
11 Rezz - Someone Else (feat. Grabbitz) (from Someone Else) [00:34:45]
12 DEADLIFE - Deviant (from Bionic Chrysalis) [00:38:03]
13 Seven Lions - Don't Wanna Fall (feat. Last Heroes & HALIENE) (from Don’t Wanna Fall) [00:43:20]
14 Adventure Club - High Like This (feat. Squired & Dia Frampton) (from High Like This) [00:47:03]
15 Shayne Orok, ZAK - TOP (dj-Jo remix) (from TOP (Remix)) [00:50:06]
16 Annie - The Bomb (from The Bomb) [00:53:19]
17 t+pazolite - Hanavision (from Hanavision) [00:57:13]
18 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (ill.Gates x RIP KENNY Remix) (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off (ill.Gates x RIP KENNY Remix)) [01:01:06]
19 Ho99o9 - Pigs Want Me Dead (from Pigs Want Me Dead) [01:04:30]
20 Mz Neon - Cop Fucker (feat. Lydia Lunch) (from Cop Fucker) [01:08:01]
21 Fracus - The System (from The System) [01:12:11]
22 Mega Ran - Mako Reactor (feat. RoboRob) (from Mako Reactor) [01:16:58]
23 Kataklysm - The Killshot (from The Killshot) [01:20:30]
24 Distinct Mind - You're There (feat. Alan Watts) (from You’re There) [01:24:56]
25 Foals - Wash Off (KUU Remix) (from Collected Reworks Vol. 2) [01:27:19]
26 Bob's Burgers, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts - Da Ding Ding (OO Edit) (from The Bob’s Burgers Music Album) [01:33:43]
27 Kai Wachi - The Keeper (feat. Macntaj) (from The Keeper) [01:34:46]
28 Figure - Aliens [Reprise] (from Aliens [Reprise]) [01:37:32]
29 Zeds Dead - Into The Abyss (feat. Rezz) (from We Are Deadbeats (Vol. 4/Deluxe)) [01:41:09]
30 Judge Bitch - Thunderground (from Viper) [01:45:11]
31 Orco, Afu-Ra - Domani è un altro giorno (from Domani è un altro giorno) [01:49:16]
32 Danger - 22:39 (from Origins) [01:53:28]
33 HEALTH, Full Of Hell - FULL OF HEALTH (from FULL OF HEALTH) [01:57:34]
34 Christine - Drama (feat. T La Rock) (from Atom from Heart) [01:59:44]
35 Dorfex Bos - Opinions (from Opinions) [02:03:49]
36 We Are Magonia - Terror (from Terror) [02:08:04]
37 VGR - Avatar: The Last Airbender Main Theme (from Avatar: The Last Airbender Main Theme) [02:12:57]
38 Krakota - Sea Air (from Strange System) [02:15:16]
39 Snow Tha Product - On My Shit (Freestyle) (from On My Shit (Freestyle)) [02:20:54]
40 Coffee Date - Megalovania (from Megalovania) [02:23:22]
41 Zeds Dead - Taken (feat. YULTRON) (from We Are Deadbeats (Vol. 4/Deluxe)) [02:25:38]
42 Celldweller - My Disintegration (from My Disintegration) [02:29:06]
43 Chime - Lifelong (from Lifelong) [02:35:21]
44 Crystal Lake - Watch Me Burn (from Watch Me Burn) [02:39:02]
45 Trivecta - Wasteland (Au5 & Chime Remix) (from Everyday EP (Remixes)) [02:42:20]
46 Metrik, ShockOne - Dying Light (Flite Remix) (from Dying Light) [02:46:49]
47 Natsu, Gentlebeatz - Sundown (from Sundown) [02:51:19]
48 Mac Lethal - A Beautiful Story About My Neighbors (from A Beautiful Story About My Neighbors) [02:54:23]
49 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (Acoustic) (from Alive (Acoustic)) [02:58:31]