Monday Morning Aural Sex
2021-08
Episodes
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday Aug 30, 2021
Monday, haha! Monday, Monday, Monday. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays, right? Fuuuuuuck that shit, bitch! Does anyone think of blowjobs when they look at potatoes? I didn't think so, but some weird Christian guy seems to think that. ENOUGH! LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN' PODCAST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO SAY ON VARIOUS THINGS! AND MUSIC, TOO! THERE'S MUSIC! LOTS OF REALLY GOOD MUSIC THAT I EVER-SO-AFFECTIONATELY CALL "AURAL SEX!" :) Something new and better this week, and from now on, I've decided to add links to the music videos for certain songs. Sometimes, the visuals enhance the song drastically. Other times, the opposite. So keep your eyes peeled for linked titles, and enjoy, my darling perverts!
01 King Missile - The Miracle of Childbirth (from The Psychopathology of Everyday Life)
02 Doug Stanhope - Shake the Baby (from Something To Take The Edge Off)
03 George Carlin - Kids & Parents (from You Are All Diseased)
04 Lewis Black - Headlines Are Punchlines & Crazy Is Crazy (from The Carnegie Hall Performance)
05 Apartment 26 - Give Me More (from Music For The Massive)
06 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion)
07 Nostalghia - Homeostasis, Got My Gun (from Cool For Chaos EP)
08 The Birthday Party - Kathy's Kisses (from Prayers On Fire)
09 Mick Gordon - Voices of Devs
10 L.E.D. - Dawn -The Next Endeavour- (from Denjin K)
11 Adam Ant - Beat My Guest (from Goody Two Shoes)
12 Onyx - Bacdafucup (from Bacdafucup)
13 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup)
14 Macho Man Randy Savage - Intro (from Be A Man)
15 Macho Man Randy Savage - I'm Back (from Be A Man)
16 Kate Havnevik - Unlike Me (from Melankton)
17 Echostream - Creep (Radiohead cover) (from Identity)
18 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Hour of Zero (from The Reincarnation Of Luna)
19 Lydia Lunch - Rollins (from Our Fathers Who Aren't In Heaven (Disc 1))
20 The Red Paintings - Walls (from Walls EP)
21 The Red Paintings - The Streets Fell Into My Window (from Walls EP)
22 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls EP)
23 The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST)
24 Cypress Hill - Hand On The Pump (from Cypress Hill)
25 Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil + Bonus Track (from Revolutionary Vol. 1)
26 Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain (from Tight)
27 Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1)
28 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show)
29 Linval Thompson - I Love Marijuana (from Eurotrip OST)
30 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self-Construct)
31 Pigface - Mind Your Own Business (from Easy Listening...)
32 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8-Bit Head)
33 Pigface - The Horse You Rode In On (from Easy Listening...)
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Monday Aug 23, 2021
Eeeemo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 7th installment of the Chill the Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Some real river-of-warm-chocolate-type jams for us all to drift along to this week. All you gotta do is be cool. Can ya handle that? As if the name wasn’t obvious e-fuckin’-nough, this is chill music from a variety of genres. We’ve got chillwave, chillstep, jazzy hip-hop (aka chillhop), chillout trance, are ya sensin’ the fuckin’ theme here? It’s mostly electronic sorts of music this time, but there are still a good number of more acoustic, actual instrumental numbers as well.
This one has 29 tracks from previous podcasts and 49 brand spankin’-that-ass-like-it-owes-me-money new tracks for a grand total of 78 tracks, clocking in at around 5 fuckin’ hours and 15 celibate minutes… Okay, okay, maybe those 15 minutes are fuckin’ too. I think they are, but perhaps you’ll need to render your invaluably valuable fuckin’ opinions on the matter yourselves. Also, just because I’m calling them “new” tracks doesn’t mean they’re recent releases. Some are only just new to this podcast, some are tracks I’ve known for years and just never got around to playing, but some are indeed recent releases. That goes for the Vestascension track, which I was especially delighted to find because I fuckin’ love that band. They were seemingly on hiatus for 6 something years after they put out their album, but they just released some singles in the past year or so. They’re dreamy as fuck, and you’re about to find out for yourself.
Also, watch out for the tracks by The Kiffness. I heard his Numnum Cat track on Instagram a week or so ago, and then he put out Alugalug Cat, and I had to find out more about him. Holy hell, that dude is amusing as fuck. Go check him out if you enjoy the tracks I put on this edition ‘cause you’ll probably like a lot more than just these two. Also also, I’m apparently super late to the fuckin’ Tove Lo party, and I’m super pissed about it ‘cause the track I picked for this week is fantastic, and it has almost half a fuckin’ billion streams. I almost never pick tracks that are that popular, and it’s actually a pretty hot song in contrast to many other examples with similar numbers of streams under their belts. I’m definitely gonna delve deeper into her stuff ‘cause I dig her like desert graves. What? Also also ALSO, I’m apparently also late to the Alina Baraz party. Same deal with her having hundreds of millions of streams, although the tracks I picked aren’t as popular as some of her others. I chose an original and a remix of that original ‘cause they’re both great, and it can be fun to compare & contrast.
Anyway, I’ve also been hearing the phrase, “Deep House,” in my travels lately, so I delved into it and included a number of those tracks on here too. I can’t exactly put my finger on why it’s, “deep,” except for maybe a less prominent beat in favor of the more prominent melody. Who knows why or how these genre names come to be, ya know? I’m sure some people know, but even I only know so much. Regardless, it’s pretty awesome stuff, and far more satisfying than regular House music, in my opinion. Lastly, much like many, many other editions of this podcast, there are personal stories of mine loosely woven throughout these tracks. Not all of the tracks, of course, and some stories are more significant than others. Sometimes it’s in the lyrical content, sometimes it’s just the track titles, but I do still go that little extra mile to make these podcasts special.
All that said, even though I could say more, I’ll spare y’all muthafuckas so we can get to the chillin’. So, pour that glass of fuckin’ wine, zip up that gimp suit, feed your mother’s poodle another slice of bacon on the roof and fuckin’ yojne!
01 The Kiffness - Numnum Cat (from Cat Jams) [00:02:57]
02 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [00:04:50]
03 Alina Baraz, Galimatias - Make You Feel (Ark Patrol Remix) (from Urban Flora (Remixes)) [00:07:20]
04 MitiS - Born (from Born) [00:11:27]
05 Champagne Drip - Kaleidoscope (feat. Crystalline) (from Starman) [00:15:53]
06 Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (feat. Popcaan) (from Humanz (Deluxe)) [00:19:22]
07 TheFatRat - MAYDAY (feat. Laura Brehm) (from MAYDAY) [00:22:22]
08 YOUTH 83, Tima - Unfold (from Unfold) [00:26:23]
09 Jai Wolf - Starlight (from Starlight) [00:30:11]
10 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [00:33:48]
11 JUICEB☮X, WES WAX - Vantablack (from Satori) [00:38:00]
12 VIQ - Over The Clouds (from Last Path) [00:41:36]
13 Zane Alexander - Orion's Belt (from Death by Space) [00:45:21]
14 What So Not - Gemini (feat. George Maple) (from Gemini (feat. George Maple)) [00:48:04]
15 Marcin Patrzałek - Chopin Nocturne (from Chopin Nocturne) [00:52:29]
16 Oilix - Nightrider (from Nightrider) [00:56:54]
17 Killigrew - Sweet Solitude (from Sweet Solitude) [00:58:34]
18 Rifti Beats - Chouzetsu Dynamic (DBS Opening 1) (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [01:03:22]
19 The Kiffness - Alugalug Cat (Funk Mashup) (from Cat Jams) [01:06:03]
20 The Glitch Mob - Bad Wings (from Drink The Sea) [01:07:48]
21 Dibyo, Alan Watts - REFLECTION (from REFLECTION) [01:14:23]
22 Blu - Amnesia (from Her Favorite Colo(u)r) [01:16:40]
23 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [01:19:37]
24 Koda, Dabin - The Take Down (from Spotlight Compilation Vol. 1) [01:22:59]
25 Michael St. Laurent - Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn) (from Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn)) [01:28:51]
26 Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High) (Hippie Sabotage Remix) (from Queen Of The Clouds) [01:33:15]
27 Bim - Stop You (from Two) [01:37:29]
28 A.L.I.S.O.N - Subtract (from Signal Flow) [01:40:39]
29 Tom Bates - Yet another dream (from Just a fool) [01:45:44]
30 Major Lazer - Be Together (feat. Wild Belle) (Vanic Remix) (from Peace is the Mission (Extended)) [01:50:25]
31 Syd - Missing Out (from Missing Out) [01:54:54]
32 Vindata - All I Really Need (feat. Kenzie May) (from For One to Follow) [01:58:45]
33 Clams Casino - Blast (from 32 Levels (Deluxe)) [02:04:32]
34 Blackmill - Spirit of Life (from Miracle) [02:06:38]
35 Неделька - Youth (from Youth) [02:12:42]
36 Douran - Avalanche (Joachim Pastor Remix) (from Avalanche (Joachim Pastor Remix)) [02:15:28]
37 Rifti Beats - Gohan Angers (from DRAGON BALL LOFI) [02:22:17]
38 Sundance, Cardiac P, Ocean Jade, Ozay Moore, Sojourn - Cycles (from Cycles) [02:25:55]
39 Grimes, i_o - Violence (from Miss Anthropocene (Deluxe Edition)) [02:30:04]
40 Lastlings - False Reactions (from First Contact) [02:33:42]
41 Chat One - August (from August) [02:38:47]
42 ZHU - Risky Business (from Risky Business) [02:41:37]
43 Ark Patrol - Tokyo (from Ambition EP) [02:46:55]
44 OSC - Yoru No Kosoku Doro (from Yume No Machi) [02:51:33]
45 Zyphyr - a v a s t h a (from a v a s t h a) [02:56:03]
46 Lydia Baskow Trio - Nuages Creux (from Nuages Creux) [02:59:37]
47 Mr Little Jeans - The Suburbs (from The Suburbs) [03:02:06]
48 Xinobi - Boats (from Boats) [03:07:08]
49 Voyage - Paradise (from Paradise) [03:12:53]
50 Hollow Clouds - Cherry Pie Jam (from Cherry Pie Jam) [03:18:18]
51 Jason Fabus, Brian Ward, Tyler Kreutel, Harry Mack - Mack's Stacks (from Three Ways) [03:21:53]
52 KUČKA - Divinity (Mazde Remix) (from Divinity Remixed) [03:24:16]
53 HawkOne - Blue Casket (from Blue Casket) [03:28:46]
54 keshi - blue (Jai Wolf Remix) (from blue (Jai Wolf Remix)) [03:31:17]
55 Purity Ring - Better Off Alone (from Better Off Alone) [03:34:36]
56 Alina Baraz, Galimatias - Make You Feel (from Urban Flora) [03:38:24]
57 Somna - Secret (feat. HALIENE) (Chillout Mix) (from Secret) [03:42:01]
58 Yoav - Where Is My Mind (feat. Emily Browning) (from Sucker Punch OST) [03:45:38]
59 San Holo, Broods - Honest (from Honest) [03:51:46]
60 Rameses B - I Need You (from Memoirs EP) [03:55:30]
61 Sarah Proctor - Lost (from Lost) [04:00:33]
62 Annie - In Heaven (from Dark Hearts) [04:04:02]
63 Tenishia - Strong (feat. Sue McLaren) (Chill Out Mix) (from Frozen Roads, Vol. 3) [04:07:37]
64 Arctic Lake - Night Cries (from What You May Find) [04:11:34]
65 CLANN - I Hold You (from Seelie) [04:14:21]
66 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [04:23:24]
67 w00ds, Lokel - Please Don't Go (from Please Don’t Go) [04:27:15]
68 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [04:29:41]
69 untrusted - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [04:33:56]
70 LukHash, Meredith Bull - Dying Breath (from Dying Breath) [04:36:22]
71 Moonnight - Sunset Kindness (feat. Elles De Graaf) (Chill Out Mix) (from Best of Chill Out Vocal Trance 2017) [04:40:39]
72 Sublab - Last Time I Saw U (from Traces) [04:44:46]
73 Mik, The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi) (from Soak Me in Bleach (Lo-Fi)) [04:49:37]
74 Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge (from Among My Swan) [04:52:33]
75 Lofi Fruits Music, Orange Stick - Wish You Were Here (from Wish You Were Here) [04:57:14]
76 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [04:59:09]
77 Vestascension - Everything Ends (from Everything Ends) [05:05:51]
78 One Million Flowers - and in the end, we never went to the beach (from and in the end, we never went to the beach) [05:10:04]
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Monday Aug 16, 2021
Wwwwwelcome one and all to the 4th volume of the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What in the blue wackadoo fuck is “witch-rowave trap-house,” you may so rightfully be inclined to inquire? It’s an orgiastic portmanteau I came up with in 2019 as I started exploring and noting similarities between the genres of witch house and retrowave, along with all their respective subgenres. Basically, expect lots of electronic music, lots of cyberpunk vibes, lots of fuckin’ cavernous reverb on the vocals of some of the witch house jams. I don’t know why that’s kind of a staple, but it’s definitely noticeable and actually quite lovely so long as you’re not trying to understand and/or write out the lyrics. The thought of virtually anyone doing that these days seems as laughable as, I dunno, any sort of positive future for anyone in the wake of relentless human greed.
This shit is kind of a perfect soundtrack to our ever-declining dystopia, but I wouldn’t say it’s all gloom & doom. A lot of it is instrumental, so you’re left to interpret the tonal tenor on your own. Generally speaking though, anytime you have things in minor keys, people will interpret sadness, negativity of some sort. That’s one of the most fascinating things about music to me: the ways in which so many of us are hardwired to interpret things, subconscious ways most of us don’t even understand or acknowledge. Anyway, I could go on and on, so I’ll spare y’all and stop.
The fourth installment of this edition is appropriately a little over 4 hours long. It’s all new stuff except 7 tracks that have appeared on previous podcasts. Lots of one of my favorite witch house groups called Fraunhofer Diffraction (not 100% sure if I’m pronouncing that correctly, actually). I haven’t heard a bad track from them yet. Also, I’ve included some more synthstep in this mix this time. I’ve flirted with it before in previous editions, mostly coming from an artist named Extra Terra, but it seems like it might be a growing hybrid genre. So, I s’pose I apologize if you’re too fuckin’ rigid to hang with dubstep-ish rhythmic patterns in your synthwave, but maybe removing the enormous stick from your anus would alleviate said rigidity. I dunno, it’s your right to be as wrong as you like.
As with all my previous installments of this edition, I’ve used a photo from Sergey “Aku” Shetukhin’s epic Neon Witch series. You can find him on IG @akunohako, and I’ll credit the model too once I actually figure out which picture I’m using. I typically prepare the edition’s artwork as one of my very last steps in my process, and obviously I’m still at the intro-writing step. I actually fucked up and napped for too long last night, which is why this edition is being released far later than I would’ve liked. Sleep has been something of an elusive stranger to me over the past few weeks, so I definitely needed it. Anyway, yeah, support the photographer, the models, give them likes, follows, buy something from them, ‘cause they’re goddamn awesome and awesome shit deserves support, especially when it’s lesser known awesomeness.
With all that done did and done said, well, we pretty much have nothing left to do but yojne, amiright?
01 Alice Glass - STILLBIRTH (from STILLBIRTH) [00:02:08]
02 LöKii - Smoke (from Smoke) [00:04:53]
03 CASHFORGOLD - Queen (feat. Sidewalks and Skeletons) (from Queen) [00:08:08]
04 Apashe - Work (feat. Vo Williams) (SWARM Remix) (from Work (SWARM Remix)) [00:11:57]
05 Juche - Till We Fall (from Till We Fall) [00:16:00]
06 Thred - Ground Zero (from Ground Zero) [00:19:38]
07 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Pure (from White Light) [00:23:52]
08 BlackGummy - The Machine (from Singularity) [00:28:47]
09 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Exaltation (from Exaltation) [00:31:42]
10 Jake the Kid - Machina (from Clarity) [00:35:53]
11 Mr.Kitty - Hold Me Down (from Time) [00:40:34]
12 Prismo - Breakaway (Totto Remix) (from Breakaway (Remixes)) [00:44:25]
13 KAVERN - On You (from On You) [00:47:58]
14 Fynn's Arcade - Escape (from Escape) [00:52:27]
15 Deadcrow - Lies (from Lies) [00:56:54]
16 Extra Terra - Projekt 2077 (from Projekt 2077) [00:59:56]
17 SecretiveSuicide - Kłamstwa (from #4) [01:04:40]
18 Carbon Killer - Under the Skin (feat. Aya) (2019 Version) (from Divided We Fall) [01:07:47]
19 CASHFORGOLD - i could be your goddess (from i could be your goddess) [01:13:03]
20 VHS Dreams - R.e.d.m (from Trans AM) [01:16:16]
21 Crystal Castles - Baptism (from (II)) [01:19:49]
22 Essenger - After Dark (from Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton)) [01:23:57]
23 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Last Light (from Fading) [01:27:34]
24 Fury Weekend - 12 To Midnight (from Retro Rangers) [01:34:32]
25 Sorsari - Luna (from wave 003) [01:39:58]
26 Neuroc - Dial Me Up (from Dial Me Up) [01:43:14]
27 Kareful - Darker Waters (from Deluge) [01:46:42]
28 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [01:49:27]
29 CHVRN - Find You (from Find You) [01:53:27]
30 New Arcades - Another Night (from Returning Home) [01:56:43]
31 foxwedding - Hell Of A Thing (from wave 001) [02:00:39]
32 Donbor - Chaos (from Chaos) [02:03:14]
33 Memphis., Codxinx., Djedi - Beyond the Waves (from Beyond the Waves) [02:07:16]
34 La Vie Sauvage - I Thrive in Chaos (from I Thrive in Chaos) [02:10:31]
35 Courtesans - Genius (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix) (from Genius (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix)) [02:13:32]
36 Extra Terra, Lazerpunk - Neo Wick Mode (from Neo Wick Mode) [02:18:57]
37 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Zero Gravity Dance (from Star Trails) [02:23:00]
38 Sikdope - Follow (ATRIP Remix) (from Follow (ATRIP Remix)) [02:26:30]
39 Mr.Kitty - give/take (from A.I.) [02:29:56]
40 Kalax, Kidburn - Out of Control (from III) [02:33:37]
41 K1llrgvp - Train (from Summer (feat. Spice Mouse) - EP) [02:37:23]
42 SYML - Clean Eyes (The Midnight Remix) (from Clean Eyes (The Midnight Remix)) [02:40:54]
43 Rayless - Tears (from Synesthesia 3.0) [02:44:42]
44 Mark Holiday, Magnus Deus - Retro Synthwave (Trendsetter Remix) (from Retro Synthwave (Trendsetter Remix)) [02:47:57]
45 Summer of Haze - Pussy Juice (from Gospel) [02:51:56]
46 Waveshaper - CRT Days (Droid Bishop Remix) (from CRT Days (Droid Bishop Remix)) [02:55:01]
47 Crystal Castles - Pale Flesh (from (III)) [02:59:08]
48 ZETA - Elysian Fields (from Zeta) [03:02:06]
49 Forxst, Jutro - Aurea (from Aurea) [03:05:35]
50 Vincenzo Salvia - The Pineapple Pizza Slayer (from The Pineapple Pizza Slayer) [03:09:46]
51 Kareful, Deadcrow - Iridescence (from Iridescence) [03:13:10]
52 M.A.D.E.S - Return (from Return) [03:16:24]
53 Lorn - Oxbow B (from The Maze to Nowhere) [03:21:24]
54 ZABO, Social Kid - Ultima (from Ultima) [03:25:48]
55 Skit - Crepuscular (from West London Empath) [03:29:01]
56 Malo - Suffermore (from Suffermore) [03:33:10]
57 OBESØN - Enemy (from Enemy) [03:37:51]
58 Sung - Overizer (Remaster) (from Overizer EP (Remaster)) [03:40:35]
59 MVEJIMV - fatigue (from fatigue) [03:44:35]
60 Von Kaiser - Future Sight (from Animals) [03:49:39]
61 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Time (from Vice) [03:53:02]
62 Essenger - Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton) (from Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton)) [03:58:54]
Monday Aug 09, 2021
Monday Aug 09, 2021
PERVERTS!!! As you listen to this, I am packing up my things and loading them into a truck as I'm about to move back to my home state of Jersey. About this edition, since I'm leaving for the other side of the country a day before the birthday of a dear departed friend (which I hadn't planned on; I'd originally intended to leave around August 14th), I found myself with quite a lot of songs once I decided to combine the two playlists I'd prepared, so we're back to the original longer lasting Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope you all like it better this way. I prefer longer playlists, but I also know how precious a commodity attention is nowadays. Anyway, I won't be announcing all the artists, tracks and album titles (mostly for time's sake), but all the information is right below. Also, I won't be including video links until considerably later this week, if not sometime next week. I know you all must be absolutely devastated by the news, but I promise you, this too shall pass. Anyway, press play and enjoy yourself some exquisitely fucktacular aural sex!
01 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from KnowSleep)
02 KnowSleep - Slight Attendant (from KnowSleep)
03 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down)
04 Wax Tailor - Que Sera Sera (from Tales Of The Forgotten Melodies)
05 DJ Magic Mike & Infiniti - 2001 (from Mixed Live @ Las Vegas, mixed by DJ Baby Anne)
06 Dave Matthews Band - The Space Between (from Everyday)
07 Beats Antique - Beauty Beats (from Collide)
08 Kosheen - Hungry (Bent Remix) (from Ambient Lounge Vol. 8 (Disc 2))
09 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from The Understanding)
10 Journey - Be Good To Yourself (from Raised On Radio)
11 George Carlin - Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1])
12 Imogen Heap - Loose Ends (from Speak For Yourself)
13 Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (from Modjo)
14 Patrick Bryze & Jim Tonique - Better World [Part 1] (Horney United Solarium RMX) (from Better World [Part 1] Single)
15 Ferry Corsten - We Belong (from Twice In A Blue Moon)
16 Slipknot - Dead Memories (from All Hope Is Gone)
17 Henry Rollins - Kalifornia Dreaming (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
18 Fort Minor - Where'd You Go? (feat. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga) (from The Rising Tied)
19 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
20 Tool - Parabol (from Lateralus)
21 Tool - Parabola (from Lateralus)
22 Linkin Park - What I've Done (from Minutes To Midnight)
23 Marilyn Manson - Running To The Edge Of The World (from The High End Of Low)
24 Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (from Save Tonight Single)
25 Atreyu - Creature (from A Death-Grip On Yesterday)
26 Creature Feature - Such Horrible Things (from The Greatest Show Unearthed)
27 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul)
28 Ed Rush - G-Force Jesus (from Travel The Galaxy)
29 Graeme Revell - Lament For A Lost Son (from The Crow: City Of Angels Original Score)
30 Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (feat. Blue) (from Greatest Hits 1970-2002 (3 Disc Special Edition))
31 Ralphie May - Tips For Your Acid Trip (from Girth Of A Nation)
32 Mitch Hedberg - Canal Smarts (from Do You Believe In Gosh?)
33 George Carlin - Bullshit Advertising In Food Words (from 40 Years In Comedy)
34 The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
35 Green Day - Whatsername (from American Idiot)
36 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show)
37 Foggy - Come... (Into My Dream) (from Best Of Trance Vol. 3)
38 Andain - Beautiful Things (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
39 Kate Ryan - Désenchantée (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
40 Rollins Band - Disconnect (from Weight)
41 DJ Signify - Where Did She Go? (feat. Buck 65) (from Sleep No More)
42 Green Day - Homecoming: I. The Death Of St. Jimmy / II. East 12th St. / III. Nobody Likes You / IV. Rock And Roll Girlfriend / V. We're Coming Home Again (from American Idiot)
43 Insane Clown Posse - I'm Coming Home (from Riddle Box)
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Monday Aug 02, 2021
Dearest perverts, sadly, we lost a titanic talent of the metal world last week. As many of you already know, I’m referring to Joey Jordison, formerly and most notably of Slipknot. He was a drummer for them, but he was a musician extraordinaire, playing guitar, bass, drums, percussion (which are technically drums, but can mean other things too) and even doing vocals for his side-project Murderdolls. He actually played guitar for one of his first bands called The Have Nots, too. I would actually recommend checking out havenots.net to read some interesting and not-too-widely-known history about both Joey’s and Paul Gray’s time with that group. They’re actually a punk band, and as cool as they may ever have been, I’m glad that Slipknot ultimately won out between the two.
Anyway, did you know he also played drums on Otep’s album House of Secrets? 5 tracks: Warhead, Sepsis, Hooks & Splinters, Nein and Self-Made. Did y’all know he filled in for John Dolmayan from System of a Down? What about the time he filled in for Lars from Metallica? How ‘bout when he played with Ministry at Wacken in 2006? Dude’s been all over the place. He also played/recorded drums for 3 additional bands after his departure from Slipknot called Sinsaenum, VIMIC and Scar The Martyr, and he remixed, produced, arranged, etc. The man’s got credits, lemme tell ya. Joey was a phenomenal musician, and y’all about to find out exactly what I mean.
As is the case with all my All-Star Series editions, I do a deep dive into the careers of whichever musician(s) I happen to be spotlighting, and this one is certainly no exception. That said, the only stuff I could find of Joey’s super early band called Modifidious is random shit on YouTube, and I don’t want to subject anyone to stuff that low quality if I can avoid it. I’m curious about it, but I’m a freak. Most people can’t/won’t hang with demo-quality stuff even if they really love a band, and it’s totally understandable. Anyway, again, the group’s called Modifidious if you’re curious as I am. Obviously, the majority of this edition will be Slipknot tracks because that’s where he did all his most memorable work, but I did my best to include the best of everything else I could get my hands on. I know we had a metal edition last week, but I obviously wasn’t anticipating this happening, and I felt compelled to do this. Slipknot’s been one of my favorite bands for over 20 years. They’ve been a huge inspiration for me creatively, and Joey Jordison certainly played an enormous part in making Slipknot what they are today.
With all that said, let us yojne the fuck out of all this fucktacular music, and carry his memory however far we may go ourselves, even well on through future generations.
01 Slipknot - Drum Solo (from 9.0: Live (Disc 1)) [00:01:57]
02 Slipknot - (Sic) (from Slipknot) [00:05:55]
03 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [00:09:15]
04 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:13:08]
05 Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [00:16:30]
06 Slipknot - Welcome (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:20:10]
07 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [00:23:24]
08 Slipknot - Disasterpiece (from Iowa) [00:26:59]
09 The Have Nots - Forget Yesterday (from Forgetting Yesterday & Beating You With Kindness (1996 Demo)) [00:32:07]
10 Sinsaenum - Death Is the Beginning (from Echoes of the Tortured (Deluxe Version)) [00:34:12]
11 Slipknot - Prelude 3.0 (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:38:29]
12 Slipknot - The Blister Exists (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [00:42:26]
13 Slipknot - Wait And Bleed (from Slipknot) [00:47:44]
14 Scar The Martyr - Dark Ages (from Scar The Martyr (Deluxe)) [00:50:11]
15 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [00:56:56]
16 Slipknot - .execute. (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:00:24]
17 Slipknot - Gematria (The Killing Name) (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:02:13]
18 Slipknot - The Heretic Anthem (from Iowa) [01:08:12]
19 Murderdolls - 197666 (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [01:12:18]
20 Necrophagia - Stitch Her Further (from Harvest Ritual) [01:14:35]
21 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot) [01:19:55]
22 Slipknot - Three Nil (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:23:32]
23 Slipknot - Sulfur (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:28:19]
24 Sinsaenum - Repulsion for Humanity (from Repulsion for Humanity) [01:32:53]
25 Roadrunner United - Annihilation by the Hands of God (from The All Star Sessions) [01:37:53]
26 Slipknot - Psychosocial (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [01:43:20]
27 Slipknot - Iowa (from 9.0: Live (Disc 2)) [01:47:59]
28 Slipknot - Duality (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:54:36]
29 VIMIC - Fail Me (My Temple) (from Fail Me (My Temple)) [01:58:47]
30 Murderdolls - My Dark Place Alone (from Women And Children Last (Special Edition)) [02:04:02]
31 Slipknot - Gently (from Iowa) [02:06:59]
32 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot) [02:11:50]
33 Slipknot - Purity (from Slipknot) [02:12:35]
34 The Have Nots - Character Assassins (from Forgetting Yesterday & Beating You With Kindness (1996 Demo)) [02:16:44]
35 Murderdolls - Homicide Drive (from Women And Children Last (Special Edition)) [02:18:42]
36 Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded]) [02:21:57]
37 Slipknot - Before I Forget (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [02:23:58]
38 Slipknot - Dead Memories (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [02:28:36]
39 Slipknot - Tattered & Torn (from Slipknot) [02:33:05]
40 Sinsaenum - Final Resolve (from Repulsion for Humanity) [02:35:58]
41 Murderdolls - I Love To Say Fuck (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [02:40:40]
42 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [02:45:05]
43 Slipknot - Liberate (from Slipknot) [02:49:44]
44 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [02:52:46]
45 Otep - Nein (from House Of Secrets) [02:55:08]
46 Murderdolls - Mother Fucker, I Don’t Care (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [02:59:18]
47 Slipknot - The Nameless (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [03:02:11]
48 Slipknot - Vendetta (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:06:39]
49 Slipknot - Child Of Burning Time (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:11:50]
50 Scar The Martyr - Last Night on Earth (from Scar The Martyr (Deluxe)) [03:16:53]
51 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:25:15]
52 Slipknot - Skin Ticket (from Iowa) [03:29:41]
53 Slipknot - Scissors (from Slipknot) [03:36:21]
54 Slipknot - Eeyore (from Slipknot) [03:44:46]
55 Slipknot - ’Til We Die (from All Hope Is Gone [Special Edition]) [03:50:42]