Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-01-20 (Flashback Edition: 2013-01-21 (50th Edition))

Mu-tha-fuck-in' per-VERTS! Welcome to the muthafuckin' 50th Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I'm very proud to be able to say I've made 50 of these motherfuckers and yet I still have a metric fuckton of aural sex to share with you all. I'm also very proud of those of you who contributed your tracks and your intros to make this edition special. Honestly, without you perverts, it'd just be me, a nerdy know-it-all sitting here rambling about whatever, trying to get people to hear what he considers cool music. Err… never mind. My point is that I fuckin' love you for listening, if you're listening. It's all about curiosity, ya know? Without that, life would be boring as unbuttered shit. So, first up is a block of my picks and then we'll be getting into all of yours. Stay tuned and enjoy!01 KMFDM - D.I.Y. (from Adios)02 Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution (from Revolutionary Vol. 2)03 Primus - DMV (from Pork Soda)04 [Vera's Picks] Crass - Sentiment (White Feathers) (from Christ - The Album)05 [Vera's Picks] Subhumans - No (from The Day The Country Died)06 [Vera's Picks] Mary Prankster - Swan Dive (from Roulette Girl)07 [Bunny's Picks] Orgy - Opticon (from Vapor Transmission)08 [Bunny's Picks] DJ HMX & Plural - Cool Baby (from Amplitude OST)09 [Bunny's Picks] Psycho le Cému - Prism (from Prism)10 [Bunny's Picks] Infernal - From Paris To Berlin (Radio Edit) (from From Paris To Berlin)11 [Bunny's Picks] Coal Chamber - Amir of the Desert (from Coal Chamber)12 [Cat's Picks] Nine Inch Nails - Lights In The Sky (from The Slip)13 [Cat's Picks] Puscifer - Tiny Monsters (from Conditions Of My Parole)14 [Cat's Picks] Queen - The Show Must Go On (from Platinum Collection (Disc 2))15 [Shy's Picks] Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize (from Lindsey Stirling)16 [Shy's Picks] Excision - Sleepless (feat. Savvy) (from X Rated)17 [Shy's Picks] Coyote Kisses - Acid Wolfpack (from Acid Wolfpack EP)18 [Shy's Picks] Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Crizzly Remix) (from soundcloud.com/crizzly)19 [Josh's Picks] Muse - Supremacy (from The 2nd Law)20 [Josh's Picks] Infected Mushroom - Stretched (from I'm the Supervisor)21 [Josh's Picks] The Black Mages - Vamo Alla Flamenco (Final Fantasy IX) (from The Skies Above)22 [Casey's Picks] Infected Mushroom - Serve My Thirst (from Army Of Mushrooms)23 [Casey's Picks] Infected Mushroom - U R So Fucked (from Army Of Mushrooms)24 [Casey's Picks] Infected Mushroom - Psycho (from The Gathering)25 [Cel's Picks] Terminal Margat - I Did A Shit On Your Mum (from The Mighty Boosh)26 [Cel's Picks] Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole (from Once Upon Another Time EP)27 [Cel's Picks] P!nk - The Truth About Love (from The Truth About Love)28 [Cel's Picks] P!nk - Walk Of Shame (from The Truth About Love)29 [Navil's Picks] Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee (from Murder Ballads)30 [Navil's Picks] Johnette Napolitano - The Scientist (Coldplay cover) (from Scarred)31 [Navil's Picks] Paloma Faith - 30 Minute Love Affair (Acoustic version) (from Fall To Grace)32 [Navil's Picks] The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon (from The Mighty Boosh)33 [Con's Picks] Alphawezen - Gun Song (El Niño Weekend Version) (from Comme Vous Voulez)34 [Con's Picks] Purity Ring - Obedear (from Shrines)35 [Con's Picks] Gemini - Elevate (from UKF: Bass Culture)36 [Paige's Picks] David Bowie - Life On Mars? (from Hunky Dory)37 [Paige's Picks] David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST)38 [Paige's Picks] A Perfect Circle - Ashes To Ashes (David Bowie cover) (Live) (from YouTube)39 [Vega's Picks] BLÆRG - Pansentience (from Aberrations of Appropriation)40 [Vega's Picks] The Red Paintings - The Streets Fell Into My Window (from Walls EP)41 [Vega's Picks] Tool - Ænema (from Ænima)42 Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice)43 Nostalghia - I Am Robot Hear Me Glitch (from I Am Robot Hear Me Glitch)44 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-01-07 (Paul Q. Sivertsen Jr. Memorial Edition)

Perverts… As most of you know now from my previous post, my father is gone. He truly was my best friend. I always hugged him in the mornings, whenever we parted company during the day and before we went to sleep. I was never ashamed to hug my parents around my peers as some kids are at certain ages. He helped me every step of the way getting into college, including helping move all my shit into a truck, driving the truck down to Florida, and even helping me buy me a new car which I still drive to this day. When I graduated in 2010 and made a choice to try living in California, as much as it must’ve killed him, he helped me move all my shit into yet another truck and he had tears in his eyes as I was about to leave. That’s the second time I’d ever seen him cry in my life. The first was when my grandpa on my mom’s side died a few years back from that.I know his memory will live on in my heart (and the hearts of all those who loved him, too) forever, but there were still so many things I wanted to share with him. This wasn’t supposed to happen like this. Those people at the hospital were supposed to have this under control. This wasn’t supposed to happen now, so soon… but this is the reality in which we all live now, so we have to adjust somehow. To be honest, I’m absolutely terrified. My dad always took care of everything, and now my mom and I need to figure that everything out. I’m terrified we’re going to mess up somehow and end up with some bloodless financial institution breathing down our necks.I’m not even sure we’ll be able to keep our house. I’m not too sure of anything right now except the cold, hard truth that keeps ringing in my head. The only relief I can find right now is in a desperate tug of war between sleep and waking where I keep trying to find the door to a different plane of existence; a parallel universe where I can get up, go downstairs and give my dad a hug as he says, “Hey, Beavis…” I’m trying really hard not to panic in the midst of such tremendous grief.And yes, it is astoundingly tremendous. The likes of which I’ve never, ever experienced. The feeling of profound, crushing horror that gripped my heart like a bear trap when I walked into that hospital room only a few minutes after he left us all… I lost it. I started sobbing and wailing and cursing, swearing that this wasn’t true, that this wasn’t my life, that I didn’t want this… I had even just bought him one of those “Father’s Legacy” books for Xmas. One of those books where they’re asked a bunch of questions about their life and they fill it out for future generations. I’d bought him one years ago, but he never finished it, nay barely started it. My mom told me she gave it to him though, and he said he’d do it… Yet another heartbreaking example of how you should never put off important things in your life. I think he thought I wouldn’t care about the stories of his life, but he was so wrong.Anyway, I could go on and on and on, but there’s still hours of music to listen to, and my mom is here to help me introduce it. Before I turn over the mic, let me just say that there are a number of comedic tracks in this edition because of my dad’s wonderful sense of humor. I’ve included the entirety of my parents’ album called “Could It Be,” that they recorded as The First Few, and I also included the entirety of a compilation CD that my dad made me in 2012 called Let My Love Open The Door (named after the Pete Townshend song that kicks it off). Anyway, Mom, what would you like to say before we start the music?We celebrated Paul’s dad’s birthday, our anniversary, Christmas, and New Years Day in the hospital this year. On Christmas he spent a bit of time playing some of the songs he and I had arranged and recorded in our living room in Michigan, As I look back at those times, I realize how precious they were, and how incredibly talented and wonderful my life with my husband has been. The songs are his legacy. We have to make them available to more people, so they can have their ownership of what they say—-so we can gift the music to many others. I truly hope that something touches you in this music, something speaks to your life experience and encourages or helps you in some way. It’s what music is about for me, and I know it’s what it was to Paul, my beloved husband. Paul, my son, is my treasure, and I know he carries many traits that his dad had. In some ways that is a legacy as well. Thanks for listening to this podcast. I’m sending you my best wishes for your appreciation of art and beauty all around, and for the life of my very best friend, my Paul.01 Paul Solmente - Through Your Eyes (from Another Day) [00:05:18]02 The First Few - Mary Sue (from Could It Be) [00:07:54]03 The First Few - Slow Swayin’ (from Could It Be) [00:10:56]04 The First Few - You Don’t Need It Now (from Could It Be) [00:14:52]05 Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin’ (from The Times They Are A-Changin’) [00:19:56]06 Monty Python - “A Witch?” (from The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail) [00:23:06]07 Pete Townshend - Let My Love Open The Door (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:25:51]08 Pat Donohue - All My Life (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:28:31]09 Alison Krauss & Union Station - There is a Reason (Live) (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:31:55]10 Blue Man Group - Opening Mandelbrot (from Audio) [00:36:26]11 The Who - The Seeker (from American Beauty OST) [00:39:36]12 Spike Jones - I Went To Your Wedding (from Spike Jones’ Greatest Hits (1999)) [00:42:55]13 Spike Jones - Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny? (from Spike Jones’ Greatest Hits (1999)) [00:46:20]14 Amy Fradon & Leslie Ritter - River of Love (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:49:36]15 Jorma Kaukonen w/ Tom Hobson - Genesis (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:53:26]16 Leonard Cohen - Sisters of Mercy (from Let My Love Open The Door) [00:57:41]17 PT Grimm - People Are Strange (from Entropy’s Sideshow v2) [01:01:11]18 The Nightwatchman - The Road I Must Travel (from One Man Revolution) [01:03:22]19 The First Few - Western PA (from Could It Be) [01:07:07]20 The First Few - Two by Two (from Could It Be) [01:09:59]21 The First Few - Traveling Shoes (from Could It Be) [01:13:31]22 Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence (from The Essential Simon & Garfunkel) [01:16:36]23 Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V) (from Wish You Were Here) [01:19:25]24 Marilyn Manson - Working Class Hero (John Lennon cover) (from Working Class Hero/Five to One Single) [01:33:02]25 Marc Cohn - Walking In Memphis (from Let My Love Open The Door) [01:36:38]26 Mr. Mister - Kyrie (from Let My Love Open The Door) [01:40:45]27 Mustard’s Retreat - Watching The Pines (from Let My Love Open The Door) [01:45:07]28 Metallica - Turn The Page (Bob Seger cover) (from Garage Inc. (Disc 1)) [01:48:31]29 Elliott Smith - Because (Beatles cover) (from American Beauty OST) [01:54:34]30 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect the Dead) [01:56:50]31 The First Few - Time Enough For Love (from Could It Be) [02:01:29]32 The First Few - Inner City Lovin’ (from Could It Be) [02:06:54]33 The First Few - Villefranche ’69 (from Could It Be) [02:10:08]34 The First Few - Those Were the Days (from Could It Be) [02:14:18]35 Massive Attack - Protection (from Protection) [02:18:55]36 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from One Man Revolution & Sicko OST) [02:26:38]37 Carol Woods & Timothy T. Mitchum - Let It Be (Long Version) (from Across The Universe OST) [02:29:40]38 Mustard’s Retreat - Motherlode (from Let My Love Open The Door) [02:33:20]39 Madonna - Live To Tell (from Let My Love Open The Door) [02:36:40]40 The Magnetic Fields - The Book of Love (from Let My Love Open The Door) [02:42:23]41 Yoav - Where Is My Mind? (feat. Emily Browning) (Pixies cover) (from Sucker Punch OST) [02:45:03]42 Barenaked Ladies - Hidden Sun (Cut No Longer Available) (from Monitor This! - December 2000/January 2001) [02:51:10]43 Slipknot - Circle (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [02:55:21]44 Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (from Black Album) [02:59:41]45 Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:05:58]46 Sophie B. Hawkins - As I Lay Me Down (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:11:14]47 The Lumineers - Ho Hey (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:15:14]48 The Nightwatchman - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [03:17:46]49 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [03:21:16]50 U2 - Pride (In The Name Of Love) (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:25:08]51 Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:29:30]52 Crosby & Nash - Carry Me (from Let My Love Open The Door) [03:33:26]53 Insane Clown Posse - The Wraith (from The Wraith: Shangri-La) [03:36:56]54 BT - See You On The Other Side (from This Binary Universe) [03:40:28]55 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth - On The Nature of Daylight (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2)) [03:54:45]56 Bird York - In The Deep (from Crash OST) [04:00:55]57 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz) [04:06:46]58 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST) [04:11:23]59 Massive Attack - Teardrop (Like an Onyx Star Edit) (original from Mezzanine) [04:15:19]60 The First Few - You Forgot To Say Goodbye (from soundcloud.com/o0111111) [04:22:40]61 The First Few - Never A Day Goes By (from soundcloud.com/o0111111) [04:27:05]62 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OST) [04:30:51]63 Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (from Monty Python Sings) [04:33:44]

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-01-02 (New Year's Edition Vol. 2)

Happy New Year, perverts!… Well, to be honest, I don’t place all that much significance on the rolling over of a few digits on the calendar. Nobody does, really, it’s just that people typically use this occasion to make grand declarations about shit they’re going to change. All well and good, but just like most other holidays, the meaning is something you should carry with you always. You should always feel capable of change. You should always feel capable of wishing both strangers and loved ones well and giving them gifts without being perceived as strange. You should always feel thankful for the good things you have in your life. You should always feel comfortable letting your significant other know how much they mean to you without using cards, teddy bears, flowers and chocolates. Anyway, you get the idea. This edition, just like last year, is filled with lots of music that is all varying degrees of new: some of it’s just new to this podcast, most of it’s new to me entirely, but as always, it’s all exquisitely fucktacular. I hope you all had a good time celebrating, and again, as always, I hope above all that you fucking yojne!01 Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit (from The Golden Age of Grotesque) [00:01:00]02 Aiden - Knife Blood Nightmare (from A Split of Nightmares) [00:05:19]03 PixlCrushr - Launch Day (from Flamethrower EP) [00:08:47]04 The Wakz - Upon Landing (from Guitar Center Fresh Cuts Vol. 7) [00:10:41]05 DJ Shadow - Building Steam With a Grain of Salt (from Endtroducing… [Deluxe Edition] (Disc 1))06 Dr. Acula - Fire Crotch (The Venereal Van Ride) (from Slander) [00:20:19]07 A.pod - My Little Penis (from Babyeater Recordings) [00:22:57]08 Taylor Mali - Voice of America V/O (from Conviction) [00:23:28]09 Baxter - I Can’t See Why (from Rock Is Dead (Single)) [00:26:44]10 La Vérité - A Shared Silence (from Elephant) [00:31:31]11 Miles Davis - Blue In Green (from Kind Of Blue) [00:37:16]12 Brooke Burgess - Broken Saints - Chapter 7 (from Broken Saints Podcasts) [00:42:46]13 The Bunny The Bear - It’s A Long Way From The Esophagus To The Ovaries (from If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say) [00:55:56]14 Devine Machine - Dreams of Reality (from Diginations Vol. 2) [00:59:12]15 The Knife - Marble House (from Silent Shout) [01:07:11]16 Clavia - Horizon (Feel Loneliness X-tended) (from Genesis Express -Tribute For kors k-) [01:12:22]17 Twiztid - Falling Down (from A New Nightmare) [01:20:03]18 UNKLE - Lonely Soul (from DJ Shadow - One To Grow On) [01:24:23]19 A.pod - Soup In A Can (from Babyeater Recordings) [01:30:23]20 Ove-Naxx - Rag! Zag! Vig! Zag! (from The Road Warriors) [01:30:27]21 Matduke - Reload (feat. None Like Joshua) (from soundcloud.com/djmatduke) [01:32:27]22 Opeth - Patterns In The Ivy (from Blackwater Park) [01:37:05]23 Duke Ellington - Solitude (from 100 Jazz Greats Vol. 3) [01:38:52]24 Bob Dylan - What Good Am I (from Oh Mercy) [01:42:16]25 The Agonist - Lonely Solipsist (from Prisoners) [01:46:54]26 Pale - Monster [Dusk Terminal Edit] (from Crimson Compilation) [01:50:37]27 Stalins War - This World Has No Heartbeat (from A Split of Nightmares) [01:55:43]28 Ove-Naxx - Osakan Bash Riddim (from Murder Channel Compilation Vol. 1) [02:00:17]29 Vibrasphere - Ice Flow (Vocal Version) (from Selected Downbeats Vol. 1) [02:03:25]30 The Flashbulb - Floating Through Time (from Soundtrack to a Vacant Life) [02:11:18]31 Air - Suicide Underground (from The Virgin Suicides) [02:13:04]32 BT - 13 Angels On My Broken Windowsill (from If The Stars Are Eternal, So Are You And I) [02:18:26]33 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Sleep (from Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven (Disc 2)) [02:32:16]