Monday Morning Aural Sex
2013-10
Episodes
Monday Oct 28, 2013
Monday Oct 28, 2013
Mwahahahahahahaha! Happy Halloween, perverts and pervettes. Welcome to the Hallo-fuckin’-ween Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Now, I’m not sure what Halloween means to most of you out there, but being who and how I am, I’ve had lots of time to think about what it means to me. To me, it’s mostly an opportunity to be treated like a regular person (which I don’t altogether mind, but there are pros and cons to it). If I may share a little anecdote with you, I went to this excruciatingly mediocre Irish pub this past Saturday for a costume contest that my friends Tasha and her boyfriend Dan were pretty much sure to win. Due to work and various other circumstances, I didn’t prepare any sort of costume. So, I just decided to wear what I normally wear to Loop Lounge, which includes a spiked mask that covers the lower half of my face, my 6” platform boots, my Angelic White contacts, my spiked collar and chain leash, and my skeleton gloves. When we arrived and we had a chance to take a look at all the pathetic, festering piles of humanity that were infesting that place, I joked with my friends that if by some odd chance I actually managed to win anything in the contest that I’d give it to them. Lo and behold, as I was walking through the crowd, noticing the deeply disturbed looks various people were giving me, I was tapped on the shoulder and given a piece of paper that entered me in the Scariest tier of the costume contest. We were called up to the stage and one by one, we stood on these little blocks so the crowd could get a good look at us. I stood up and spread my arms for a moment, got a few cheers (not nearly as many as Tasha and Dan), and then I hit myself in the head a few times for dramatic effect and the cheering died down. It was then that a great sense of mischievous joy hit me, being given a real world example reminding me of the difference between scary but socially acceptable, and a type of scary that’s psychologically unsettling.I spent the rest of the night with a mildly psychotic grin on my face, fantasizing about the scene in the Collection where the entire club is massacred. ‘Cause shit, it was better than the other stupid bullshit that was and still is on my mind. Anyway, I just wanted to share that in hopes it’d explain the varying tones of this edition. Enough of my silly bullshit that nobody cares about. Let’s get to this fucking aural sex already!01 Soundtrack Dialogue - These Are The Eyes (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie)) [00:02:56]02 Tyler Bates - Halloween 2007 (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie)) [00:03:24]03 The Citizens of Halloween Town - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST) [00:06:20]04 Insane Clown Posse - Every Halloween (from Hallowicked Compilation) [00:09:30]05 Akira Yamaoka - Another Point of View (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [00:12:59]06 Wolf Eyes - Dead In A Boat (Honest Lies Edit) (from Burned Mind) [00:14:33]07 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:16:10]08 Ministry - Tonight We Murder (from Demon Knight OST) [00:20:34]09 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1000 Corpses OST) [00:24:22]10 Rob Zombie - House of 1000 Corpses (from The Sinister Urge) [00:24:18]11 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House of Secrets) [00:30:19]12 Molly Gruesome - I’m a Ghost (from Spitfire) [00:34:19]13 Venetian Snares - All the Children are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll) [00:37:49]14 Rob Zombie - Call of the Zombie (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:46:46]15 Twiztid - Zombie (from Cryptic Collection 4) [00:47:16]16 Akira Yamaoka - Unhappy Carousel (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [00:51:03]17 White Zombie - Grease Paint and Monkey Brains (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:52:25]18 Akira Yamaoka - The Last Mariachi (from Silent Hill 4: The Room OST (Disc 1)) [00:56:01]19 Cradle of Filth - Satanic Mantra (from Midian) [00:57:21]20 Cradle of Filth - Tearing the Veil from Grace (from Midian) [00:58:10]21 Mudvayne - Nothing to Gein (from L.D. 50) [01:06:20]22 Insane Clown Posse - Evil Is Afraid (from Hallowicked 2007 Single) [01:11:48]23 Otep - Requiem (from House of Secrets) [01:15:29]24 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House of Secrets) [01:18:07]25 Akira Yamaoka - Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [01:24:33]26 After The Burial - A Vicious Reforming of Features (from Rareform) [01:26:51]27 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (from Hallowicked Compilation) [01:32:32]28 Pig Destroyer - My Fellow Vermin (from 38 Counts of Battery) [01:38:04]29 Marilyn Manson - Diamonds & Pollen (from Disposable Teens UK Single) [01:38:44]30 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (from Cruelty and the Beast) [01:42:36]31 Cradle of Filth - Thank God for the Suffering (from Damnation and a Day) [01:44:50]32 The Misfits - Skulls (from Walk Among Us) [01:51:02]33 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (from Hallowicked Compilation) [01:52:59]34 Akira Yamaoka - One’s Weaker Self (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [01:57:37]35 Marilyn Manson - Track 99 (from Antichrist Superstar) [01:59:52]36 Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:01:29]37 Akira Yamaoka - O.R.T. (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill Zero OST) [02:07:39]38 Acid Bath - Graveflower (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics) [02:12:00]39 Marilyn Manson - Untitled (from Mechanical Animals) [02:18:00]40 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)) [02:19:22]41 Wolf Eyes - Black Vomit (from Burned Mind) [02:22:37]42 White Noise Carousel - Iaminthedirectory (from Iaminthedirectory) [02:30:50]
Monday Oct 14, 2013
Monday Oct 14, 2013
Ok, so… those of you astoundingly astute and/or borderline obsessive perverts out there might remember me saying back in July that I didn't want to just re-release a podcast even if I was tired as sweet Mary motherfuck. If I re-released a podcast, I wanted it to be because I genuinely wanted to give it more attention. Well, this is one I genuinely want to give more attention because it's the second podcast I ever made, and it's a fuckin' good one! The spoken portions sound like I recorded them through a heavy blanket because I was using a cheap, shitty dynamic mic that I got with a podcasting kit when my dumb ass could've been using the much better condenser I'd had for years before that, and that I still use to this day.Never mind all that shit, though. There's another reason why I'm re-releasing a podcast today instead of putting out a new one, and no, it's not because I was up all night fingerfucking a zebra and didn't bother to pick out some music. I had hoped to be releasing my new song, Worlds Burn Alive, at the head of this week's edition, but after spending all fucking night mixing the damn thing, it's still just not ready yet. HOWEVER, it will, it will, it WILL be released on my Soundcloud either later tonight, tomorrow, or sometime this week, AND you can bet your sweet candy nipples that it'll be at the head of next week's edition. Without any further inane batshit craziness from yours truly, I now grant you permission to commence the yojne.01 Revolting Cocks - Gila Copter (from Linger Ficken' Good) [00:00:00] 02 Fear Factory - Big God_Raped Souls (from Soul Of A New Machine) [00:05:52]03 Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song (from You Want Some Of This) [00:08:24]04 .?. - 005 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) [00:12:53]05 Cobra Killer - Merry-Go Round (from Cobra Killer) [00:13:59]06 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [00:16:17]07 Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geek (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [00:18:11]08 The Thompson Twins - Play With Me (Remix) (from Cool World OST) [00:24:12]09 Photophob - !!§!! (from Music For Spaceports EP) [00:28:06]10 Marilyn Manson - Diamonds & Pollen (from Disposable Teens UK CD1) [00:31:08]11 BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android's Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorites) [00:35:01]12 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad) [00:41:21]13 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) [00:45:52]14 White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis & Butthead Experience) [00:49:36]15 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing) [00:56:27]16 Paul Sivertsen - Doom'n'Bass (from the album that doesn't exist yet) [01:07:23]17 Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (from Hooray For Boobies) [01:10:47]18 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:17:30]19 DANGO N FRIENDS - JIGME MENJOR KUCHOG (from some Bhutanese website that offered free song downloads) [01:21:28]20 .?. - 010 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) [01:24:31]21 Jello Biafra - Pledge of Allegiance (live 1990) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up VHS Rip) [01:26:59]22 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:29:42]23 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (from Greatest Fits) [01:32:44]24 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [01:37:44]25 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face/Terrified of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [01:44:29]
Monday Oct 07, 2013
Monday Oct 07, 2013
Bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzz, mothafucka! Betta watch ya ayass, 'cause I'm talkin' 'bout a muthafuckin' Gigantic Robotic Bee the Size of Zimbabwe Covered in 47,926 Flaming, Radioactive, Rainbow-Colored Chainsaws! Know what that means? That means you have a 150,871 square mile large motherfucking robotic bee covered in flaming, radioactive chainsaws on your ass. The rainbow-coloring of the chainsaws is really only a problem if you're colorblind or homophobic or something. Mostly an aesthetic whim more than a necessary function, to be perfectly honest. But really, who can ever be perfectly honest anyway? Certainly not gigantic robotic bees, and certainly not humans either. So, without any further blah blah blah insane batshit, embrace and yojne your sweet doom at the unfathomably sharp stinger (or one of the 47,926 flaming, radioactive, rainbow-colored chainsaws) of the gigantic robotic bee.01 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (Miami) (from Supermeng) [00:01:28]02 Meshuggah - The Exquisite Machinery of Torture (from Chaosphere) [00:06:15]03 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Rancid Romance (from Sing-Along Songs for the Damned & Delirious) [00:10:07]04 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Otherside (from VS. Redux) [00:14:30]05 The Citizens of Halloween Town - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST) [00:19:31]06 Slim Gaillard - Potato Chips (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best of the Verve Years) [00:22:41]07 Above the Law - Freedom of Speech (from Pump Up The Volume OST) [00:25:43]08 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (from 70's Rock Must Die) [00:29:51]09 The DNC - Electric (feat. Miss Amani) (from ReRave OST) [00:35:56]10 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps of Gore EP) [00:37:23]11 White Noise Carousel - SensorBlowflies (from Iaminthedirectory) [00:41:11]12 にしかわっち - 君色サイレンマシーン (from にしかわっちの一夜漬けトラックス) [00:43:59]13 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:45:07]14 Wax Audio - Imagine This (from Mediacracy) [00:46:37]15 GWAR - Americanized (from Hell-O) [00:51:09]16 Ministry - 99 Percenters (from Relapse) [00:52:43]17 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times) [00:56:14]18 SwizZz - Good Morning SwizZzle (from Good Morning SwizZzle) [01:02:07]19 Shaquille O'Neal - What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock) (feat. Fu-Schnickens) (from Shaq Diesel) [01:05:16]20 Fantômas - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (from The Director's Cut) [01:09:02]21 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic - The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:12:19]22 Nightwish - Sacrament of Wilderness (from Oceanborn) [01:17:15]23 Ice Cube - Down for Whatever (from Office Space OST) [01:21:21]24 Entity & Darwin - Your Own Destiny (from ReRave OST) [01:26:01]25 Hallucinogen - Horrorgram (from The Lone Deranger) [01:27:34]26 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Dirty Pool (from Texas Flood) [01:35:07]27 Damageplan - Fuck You (from New Found Power) [01:40:03]28 Nostalghia - I Am Robot Hear Me Glitch (from I Am Robot Hear Me Glitch) [01:43:10]29 Marilyn Manson - Cryptorchid (from Antichrist Superstar) [01:47:21]30 Deftones - Rosemary (from Koi No Yokan) [01:50:05]31 edIT - Artsy Remix (feat. The Grouch) (from Certified Air Raid Material) [01:56:57]32 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [02:01:52]33 N.A.S.A. - Spacious Thoughts (feat. Tom Waits & Cool Keith) (from The Spirit of Apollo) [02:05:16]34 A Verbal Equinox - BleüCtipie (from And The Ringmaster Is Please To Introduce…) [02:09:42]35 Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized (from Suicidal Tendencies) [02:13:07]36 Venetian Snares - Winnipeg Is A Dogshit Dildo (from Winnipeg Is A Frozen Shithole) [02:16:52]37 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next (from This Is My Truth, Tell Me Yours) [02:20:43]38 Charlie Clouser - Hello Zepp (from Saw OST) [02:25:25]