Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-10-28 (Hallo-fuckin’-ween! Edition)

Mwahahahahahahaha! Happy Halloween, perverts and pervettes. Welcome to the Hallo-fuckin’-ween Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Now, I’m not sure what Halloween means to most of you out there, but being who and how I am, I’ve had lots of time to think about what it means to me. To me, it’s mostly an opportunity to be treated like a regular person (which I don’t altogether mind, but there are pros and cons to it). If I may share a little anecdote with you, I went to this excruciatingly mediocre Irish pub this past Saturday for a costume contest that my friends Tasha and her boyfriend Dan were pretty much sure to win.

Due to work and various other circumstances, I didn’t prepare any sort of costume. So, I just decided to wear what I normally wear to Loop Lounge, which includes a spiked mask that covers the lower half of my face, my 6” platform boots, my Angelic White contacts, my spiked collar and chain leash, and my skeleton gloves. When we arrived and we had a chance to take a look at all the pathetic, festering piles of humanity that were infesting that place, I joked with my friends that if by some odd chance I actually managed to win anything in the contest that I’d give it to them.

Lo and behold, as I was walking through the crowd, noticing the deeply disturbed looks various people were giving me, I was tapped on the shoulder and given a piece of paper that entered me in the Scariest tier of the costume contest. We were called up to the stage and one by one, we stood on these little blocks so the crowd could get a good look at us. I stood up and spread my arms for a moment, got a few cheers (not nearly as many as Tasha and Dan), and then I hit myself in the head a few times for dramatic effect and the cheering died down. It was then that a great sense of mischievous joy hit me, being given a real world example reminding me of the difference between scary but socially acceptable, and a type of scary that’s psychologically unsettling.

I spent the rest of the night with a mildly psychotic grin on my face, fantasizing about the scene in the Collection where the entire club is massacred. ‘Cause shit, it was better than the other stupid bullshit that was and still is on my mind. Anyway, I just wanted to share that in hopes it’d explain the varying tones of this edition. Enough of my silly bullshit that nobody cares about. Let’s get to this fucking aural sex already!


01 Soundtrack Dialogue - These Are The Eyes (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie)) [00:02:56]

02 Tyler Bates - Halloween 2007 (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie)) [00:03:24]

03 The Citizens of Halloween Town - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST) [00:06:20]

04 Insane Clown Posse - Every Halloween (from Hallowicked Compilation) [00:09:30]

05 Akira Yamaoka - Another Point of View (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [00:12:59]

06 Wolf Eyes - Dead In A Boat (Honest Lies Edit) (from Burned Mind) [00:14:33]

07 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:16:10]

08 Ministry - Tonight We Murder (from Demon Knight OST) [00:20:34]

09 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1000 Corpses OST) [00:24:22]

10 Rob Zombie - House of 1000 Corpses (from The Sinister Urge) [00:24:18]

11 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House of Secrets) [00:30:19]

12 Molly Gruesome - I’m a Ghost (from Spitfire) [00:34:19]

13 Venetian Snares - All the Children are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll) [00:37:49]

14 Rob Zombie - Call of the Zombie (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:46:46]

15 Twiztid - Zombie (from Cryptic Collection 4) [00:47:16]

16 Akira Yamaoka - Unhappy Carousel (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [00:51:03]

17 White Zombie - Grease Paint and Monkey Brains (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:52:25]

18 Akira Yamaoka - The Last Mariachi (from Silent Hill 4: The Room OST (Disc 1)) [00:56:01]

19 Cradle of Filth - Satanic Mantra (from Midian) [00:57:21]

20 Cradle of Filth - Tearing the Veil from Grace (from Midian) [00:58:10]

21 Mudvayne - Nothing to Gein (from L.D. 50) [01:06:20]

22 Insane Clown Posse - Evil Is Afraid (from Hallowicked 2007 Single) [01:11:48]

23 Otep - Requiem (from House of Secrets) [01:15:29]

24 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House of Secrets) [01:18:07]

25 Akira Yamaoka - Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [01:24:33]

26 After The Burial - A Vicious Reforming of Features (from Rareform) [01:26:51]

27 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (from Hallowicked Compilation) [01:32:32]

28 Pig Destroyer - My Fellow Vermin (from 38 Counts of Battery) [01:38:04]

29 Marilyn Manson - Diamonds & Pollen (from Disposable Teens UK Single) [01:38:44]

30 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (from Cruelty and the Beast) [01:42:36]

31 Cradle of Filth - Thank God for the Suffering (from Damnation and a Day) [01:44:50]

32 The Misfits - Skulls (from Walk Among Us) [01:51:02]

33 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (from Hallowicked Compilation) [01:52:59]

34 Akira Yamaoka - One’s Weaker Self (from Silent Hill 3 Unreleased Tracks) [01:57:37]

35 Marilyn Manson - Track 99 (from Antichrist Superstar) [01:59:52]

36 Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:01:29]

37 Akira Yamaoka - O.R.T. (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill Zero OST) [02:07:39]

38 Acid Bath - Graveflower (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics) [02:12:00]

39 Marilyn Manson - Untitled (from Mechanical Animals) [02:18:00]

40 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)) [02:19:22]

41 Wolf Eyes - Black Vomit (from Burned Mind) [02:22:37]

42 White Noise Carousel - Iaminthedirectory (from Iaminthedirectory) [02:30:50]



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