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Monday Jul 08, 2013
Monday Jul 08, 2013
Welcome, dearest perverts, to the first volume of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This is gonna be one made up of electronica of the trance persuasion in some way or another (as you may have been able to guess by the oh-so-clever name) and don't bitch if you disagree. In my opinion, genre nitpicking is one of the most pointless things you can ever inflict upon a conversation with another person. Anyway, I've got a bunch of classics and a few more obscure aural fucktacularities in store for you today, so let's get it rollin'.
01 Sinestalien - Resonance (from soundcloud.com/daniskill) [00:00:00]
02 Art of Trance - Mosquito (from Wildlife On One) [00:06:16]
03 dj TAKA - Don't Stop! (kors k Remix) (from milestone (Disc 2)) [00:13:23]
04 Kansai - Rococco (Kansai's Chili Mix) (from Love 2 Trance (Disc 2: Guest)) [00:18:24]
05 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [00:27:14]
06 Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Global Trancemissions 02) [00:32:47]
07 Kai Tracid - 4 Just 1 Day (Energy/Album Mix) (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [00:38:56]
08 Lost Tribe - Gamemaster (Original Mix) (from Tranceport) [00:46:49]
09 Bells Of Avalon - Bells Of Avalon (from DJ Taucher Live @ Webster Hall, NYC) [00:54:05]
10 Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes (Gabriel & Dresden Sweeping Strings Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03.1) [00:58:56]
11 Astral Projection - People Can Fly (from Trust In Trance) [01:08:24]
12 iio - Smooth (Airbase Radio) (from Ultra.Trance:03.1) [01:18:17]
13 dj TAKA - INORI (from milestone (Disc 1)) [01:21:28]
14 BT - A Million Stars (from These Hopeful Machines (Disc 2)) [01:28:15]
15 Lange feat. Skye - Drifting (from Global Trancemissions 02) [01:40:15]
16 TaQ - traces (from bounce connected (Disc 1)) [01:46:24]
17 Super 8 vs. DJ Tab - Helsinki Scorchin (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix) (from ThriveMix Presents Trance Anthems (Disc 2)) [01:54:16]
18 Ferry Corsten - Fire (Ferry's Flashover Mix) (from Fire Single) [01:59:52]
19 Michael Woods - Solex (Close To The Edge) (Dogzilla vs. Michael Woods Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03.2) [02:07:13]
20 BT - Force Of Gravity (Ferry Corsten Bootleg Remix) (from Passport Kingdom of the Netherlands (Disc 1)) [02:15:17]
21 Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel (from Global) [02:22:28]
22 Jonathan Morning - Sunny (Radio cut) (from soundcloud.com/xtrnl-music) [02:29:43]
Monday Jul 01, 2013
Monday Jul 01, 2013
Well, due to fucking piece of shit character limits on the title bar, I'll have to tell you here that this is the Neon Samurai Horse Eating a Pear in a Rowboat Adrift Somewhere in the Caspian Sea Edition. That's how random this shit is. Of course, if you know anything beyond the weight of your own grandmother's turds, you know that for the most part, randomness is subjective, and there are few true randomnesses (at least, on Earth). Anyway, I now command you to yojne this aural sex to the same degree you'd enjoy a polar bear macaroni barbecue!
01 Garfunkel & Oates - The Loophole (from YouTube) [00:00:31]
02 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery) [00:05:05]
03 AKIRADEATH - トラックで秋葉（die!!die!!color!!! Remix）(from 宣戦布告 ～Declaration of war～) [00:07:38]
04 Venetian Snares - Dance Like You're Selling Nails (from Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006) [00:10:21]
05 Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver (from Tales From The Punchbowl) [00:16:37]
06 Dione - Oh God (from Hardcore: A New Beginning (Disc 1) [mixed by Scott Brown & Neophyte]) [00:20:56]
07 65daysofstatic - Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic (from The Fall of Math) [00:24:44]
08 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt) [00:29:37]
09 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:33:30]
10 ††† - †his Is A †rick (from EP †) [00:39:10]
11 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon) [00:42:10]
12 ACM - Elements of Trance (DJ Kim's Reload Mix) (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 3)) [00:46:52]
13 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [00:54:37]
14 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love (Gloria Jones cover) (from Not Another Teen Movie OST) [00:59:45]
15 Ween - Piss Up A Rope (from 12 Golden Country Greats) [01:03:03]
16 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [01:06:31]
17 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:09:28]
18 Behemoth - Daimonos (from Evangelion) [01:13:25]
19 Otis - Holy Miss Moley (from House of 1,000 Corpses OST) [01:18:36]
20 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST) [01:18:52]
21 Red Queen - Red Queen (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:50]
22 Marilyn Manson - Seizure of Power (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:42]
23 Louis Jordan - Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens (DJ Premier Remix) (from Verve Records and Rockstar Games Present LA Noire Remixed) [01:26:30]
24 :Wumpscut: - Soylent Green (from Music For A Slaughtering Tribe II (Disc 1)) [01:29:01]
25 Royal Crown Revue - Swingin' All Day (from Kings of Gangster Bop) [01:35:04]
26 Snoop Dogg - Murder Was The Case (from Doggystyle) [01:36:56]
27 X Marks The Pedwalk - Facer (from Retrospective 88-99) [01:40:31]
28 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [01:46:06]
29 K7 - Hi De Ho (from Swing Batta Swing) [01:48:31]
30 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:53:04]
31 Bile - I Reject (from Mortal Kombat OST) [01:57:56]
32 Rollins Band - Ain't It Fun (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:00:41]
33 John Murphy - The Beginning (from 28 Days Later OST) [02:06:20]
34 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth/On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island (Disc 2)) [02:09:07]
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Hey there, perverts. Welcome to the Tom Waits edition of the All-Star Series of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Obviously, this being the Tom Waits edition, we'll be hearing lots of Garth Brooks, Trace Adkins, Nickelback and other such groundbreaking artists whose songs are just… profoundly life-altering. This one's chock the fuck full of metric fucktons of gravelly-voiced fucktacularity, which, if you have a brain in your head, you're fucking sure to yojne. Sooo, lessss go!
01 Tom Waits - Goin' Out West (from Bone Machine) [00:00:32]
02 Tom Waits - Hell Broke Luce (from Bad As Me [Deluxe Edition] (Disc 1)) [00:03:47]
03 Tom Waits - Opening Intro (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [00:07:38]
04 Tom Waits - Emotional Weather Report (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [00:10:37]
05 Tom Waits - Alice (from Alice) [00:14:14]
06 Tom Waits - Diamonds On My Windshield (from Asylum Years) [00:18:38]
07 Tom Waits - All Stripped Down (from Bone Machine) [00:21:38]
08 Tom Waits - 2:19 (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 1: Brawlers)) [00:24:40]
09 Tom Waits - Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again (from The Early Years: Vol. 1) [00:29:39]
10 Tom Waits - Heartattack and Vine (from Heartattack and Vine) [00:32:35]
11 Tom Waits - Misery is the River of the World (from Blood Money) [00:37:15]
12 Tom Waits - God's Away On Business (from Blood Money) [00:41:37]
13 Tom Waits - Hold On (from Mule Variations) [00:44:34]
14 Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [00:49:59]
15 Tom Waits - We're All Mad Here (from Alice) [00:52:08]
16 Tom Waits - How's It Gonna End (from Real Gone) [00:54:38]
17 Tom Waits - Children's Story (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [00:59:26]
18 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine) [01:01:06]
19 Tom Waits - Everything Goes To Hell (from Blood Money) [01:04:42]
20 Tom Waits - Is There Any Way Out Of This Dream? (feat. Crystal Gayle) (from One From The Heart) [01:08:24]
21 Tom Waits - Intro - Better Off Without A Wife (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [01:10:29]
22 Tom Waits - Better Off Without A Wife (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [01:13:31]
23 Tom Waits - Redrum (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [01:17:14]
24 Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) (An Evening With Pete King) (from Small Change) [01:18:25]
25 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs) [01:21:53]
26 Tom Waits - Russian Dance (from Black Rider) [01:24:42]
27 Tom Waits - Sea of Love (Phil Phillips & George Khoury cover) (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 1: Brawlers)) [01:27:50]
28 Tom Waits - Red Shoes by the Drugstore (from Blue Valentine) [01:31:30]
29 Tom Waits - Dead and Lovely (from Real Gone) [01:34:34]
30 Tom Waits - Little Drop of Poison (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 2: Bawlers)) [01:40:12]
31 Tom Waits - Midnight Lullaby (from Closing Time) [01:43:15]
32 Tom Waits - Tango Till They're Sore (from Rain Dogs) [01:46:35]
33 Tom Waits - Yesterday Is Here (from Frank's Wild Years) [01:49:20]
34 Tom Waits - What's He Building? (from Mule Variations) [01:51:43]
35 Tom Waits - Dirt In The Ground (from Bone Machine) [01:54:57]
36 Tom Waits - A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun (from Blue Valentine) [01:59:00]
37 Tom Waits - Kiss Me (from Bad As Me [Deluxe Edition] (Disc 1)) [02:04:28]
38 Tom Waits - More Than Rain (from Frank's Wild Years) [02:08:05]
39 Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up (from Bone Machine) [02:11:52]
40 Tom Waits - Closing Time (from Closing Time) [02:14:07]
41 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [02:18:16]
42 Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years (from Swordfishtrombones) [02:22:23]
Monday Jun 17, 2013
Monday Jun 17, 2013
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to a new day, a new week and a new installment of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. This is the Random as a Really Random Thing Edition, which basically means I didn't feel like adhering to any particular theme this week either. I've got plenty of themes in mind for future editions, but these random ones are especially yojneable to me. Even though I often love to sit and listen to a full album by a band or artist, I also equally love hitting shuffle on my iPod or my Winamp player on my computer and just seeing what comes up. I imagine I'm not alone on that, but hey, it wouldn't be the first time my imagination fooled me. Anyway, I've got lots of awesome shit in store for us this morning, so let's get to it!
01 Uraken - Welcome (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD CS Lineouts) [00:00:42]
02 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L. (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [00:02:42]
03 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant in E-Minor) [00:07:29]
04 NaS - NY State of Mind Pt. II (from I Am…) [00:09:47]
05 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody) [00:13:22]
06 dj TAKA vs. DJ YOSHITAKA - quell ~the seventh slave~ (from beatmania IIDX 17th style SIRIUS OST (Disc 2)) [00:16:44]
07 Venetian Snares - We Are Cesspools (from 237 0894) [00:18:43]
08 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective 2 (from I Kill People) [00:21:51]
09 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (from F#A#∞) [00:26:21]
10 VAST - Falling From The Sky (from Turquoise) [00:42:33]
11 Velvet Acid Christ - Dial 8 (from Twisted Thought Generator) [00:45:36]
12 The Jerky Boys - Lawn Equipment Debate (from The Jerky Boys 3) [00:51:16]
13 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - I Don't Mean To Impose, But I Am The Ocean (from Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo) [00:53:35]
14 Mr. Bungle - Carry Stress In The Jaw (from Disco Volante) [00:55:51]
15 The Jerky Boys - Fava Beans (from The Best of the Jerky Boys) [01:04:50]
16 Dropkick Murphys - The Spicy Mchaggis Jig (from Sing Loud, Sing Proud) [01:06:23]
17 Louis C.K. - Unhealthy Father (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [01:09:18]
18 Doug Stanhope - Suicidal Species (from From Across the Street) [01:17:03]
19 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen) [01:19:26]
20 The Jerky Boys - Bad Ass Massage (from The Jerky Boys 3) [01:23:48]
21 Berry Weight - Walking By Your Side (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:26:25]
22 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [01:31:03]
23 Jello Biafra - Ban Everything (from Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police) [01:36:13]
24 Bim - Promises (from Scatterheart) [01:50:33]
25 Eyedea & Abilities - Exhausted Love (from E & A) [01:54:36]
26 George Carlin - Their Kids! (from It's Bad For Ya) [01:59:55]
27 George Carlin - They Want To Show You The Pictures (from It's Bad For Ya) [02:01:04]
28 Between the Buried and Me - Sun of Nothing (from Colors) [02:05:33]
29 Lamb - Gabriel (from What Sound) [02:16:32]
30 dj TAKA - snow storm -original mix- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [02:20:41]
31 Non-Prophets - The Cure (from Hope) [02:25:00]
32 Melt-Banana - Mouse Is A Biscuit (from Speak Squeak Creak) [02:30:06]
33 Balloonsex - My SOUL Will Go On, Celine. Not Heart, SOUL. Get It Right Bitch! (from TIC TAC DRAGONFORCE) [02:31:10]
Monday Jun 10, 2013
Monday Jun 10, 2013
GOOOOD MORNING, PERVERTS!!! Well, as good as any "morning" can be. Mornings can go fuck themselves forever for all I care. BUT, to make your morning suck a whole lot less, I have continued to make this here podcast. This week is another Random As Fuck edition, volume Æ&! I had to look up that combined "a" and "e" character to figure out what the fuck it's called, 'cause I only know how to pronounce it due to Ænima being one of my favorite albums and all. So, if I'm wrong and the internet played a little joke on me, please let me know. Anyway, for this edition, I thought we'd start at the end and just play all this music backwards. How's that sound? … Oh, ok. Probably a much better idea for those of you who aren't brutally aurally and somewhat psychologically masochistic like me. Yojne!
01 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Agony (Pt. 1) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:00:58]
02 Marilyn Manson - Untitled (Track 15) (from Mechanical Animals) [00:05:49]
03 P.T. Grimm - Crystal Baby (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:07:11]
04 Defragmentation - Stop Crashing (from Self Construct) [00:09:47]
05 Dog Fashion Disco - Pogo The Clown (from Committed To A Bright Future) [00:12:02]
06 Venetian Snares - Fuck A Stranger In The Ass (from Greg Hates Car Culture) [00:14:26]
07 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:17:31]
08 Death Grips - Get Got (from The Money Store) [00:21:46]
09 Marilyn Manson - Abuse Pt. 2 (from Smells Like Children Uncut) [00:24:33]
10 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST) [00:27:12]
11 Henry Rollins - Parthenope (from Nights Behind The Tree Line) [00:31:38]
12 Passenger Of Shit - Suckwurmsoutmyfartingcunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:34:27]
13 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:36:15]
14 Opium Of The Masses vs. Toast3d - Infinity In Totality (from The Lost Planet) [00:39:40]
15 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations) [00:48:34]
16 Sons Of Perdition - Psalm Of Withering (from Psalms For The Spiritually Dead) [00:54:42]
17 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American Recordings) [00:57:40]
18 Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country (from City Of Evil) [01:00:20]
19 The Nam Shub Of Enki Meets Kiki.ILL - Eyn Tzu Oj Zwie (from In The Valley Of Mood) [01:05:28]
20 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Rancid Romance (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious) [01:10:06]
21 Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Critter Remix) (from Long Hard Road Out Of Hell Single) [01:14:32]
22 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder) [01:18:40]
23 Louis C.K. - The Kids Do You In (from Shameless) [01:23:01]
24 Pigface - Insect / Suspect (from Easy Listening…) [01:31:12]
25 MDFMK - Rabble Rouser (from MDFMK) [01:35:04]
26 Dev/Null - Bolt Thrower In A Chinese Restaurant (from Lazer Thrash) [01:39:12]
27 Louis Prima, Keely Smith, Sam Butera - That Old Black Magic (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 2)) [01:42:50]
28 Marilyn Manson - Apple Of Sodom (Live) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [01:45:41]
29 Lolita Storm - Omelda (from Sick Slits EP) [01:50:13]
30 Infected Mushroom - Vicious Delicious (from Vicious Delicious) [01:51:18]
31 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Clip The Apex…Accept Instructions (from Calculating Infinity) [01:58:43]
32 Eminem - Drips (feat. Obie Trice) (from The Eminem Show) [02:02:12]
33 Les Claypool & The Holy Mackerel - Delicate Tendrils (feat. Henry Rollins) (from High Ball With The Devil) [02:06:54]
34 George Carlin - Answering Machines (from Complaints & Grievances) [02:11:50]
35 Marilyn Manson - Everlasting Cocksucker (from Smells Like Children Uncut) [02:12:42]
36 The Prodigy - Poison (from Music For The Jilted Generation) [02:17:52]
37 Doug Stanhope - Remember When I Used To Give A Shit? / Killer Closer (from Before Turning The Gun On Himself…) [02:24:33]
38 The Red Paintings - The Revolution Is Never Coming (from Your Tears Are Warning Signs) [02:36:19]
39 Tool - Ænema (from Ænima) [02:41:13]
40 L.E.D. - ACID VISION (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:47:48]
41 Nine Inch Nails - Suck (from Broken) [02:49:49]
42 Sons Of Perdition - Undertaker's Finale (from Backwater Gospel OST) [02:54:55]
Monday Jun 03, 2013
Monday Jun 03, 2013
…and a jolly jumping jack jizz in a gym sock good morning to you, perverts! Welcome to the 237,271,389,868th installment of the Random as Fuck Edition of THE podcast, the podcast that grants a metric fuckton of legitimacy and worth to the medium, Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got a great big steaming pile of aromatic cinnamon roll and freshly-baked chocolate chip cookie shit for you this morning, so open your fuckin' ears and yojne!
01 Reflection Theory - Bend Your Mind (from In The Groove OST (Extended and Remixed)) [00:00:22]
02 A Verbal Equinox - He'll Use Me For His Needle Show (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…) [00:05:37]
03 Idiot Flesh - Dead Like Us (from Fancy) [00:08:27]
04 That Handsome Devil - Viva Discordia (from A City Dressed In Dynamite) [00:12:19]
05 Death Grips - Takyon (Death Yon) (from Exmilitary) [00:16:30]
06 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I'm Sorry Folks) [00:19:18]
07 Jazzsteppa - AmeriCa B (from Jazzsteppa) [00:21:27]
08 Jello Biafra w/ D.O.A. - That's Progress (from Last Scream Of The Missing Neighbors) [00:25:34]
09 Fort Minor - Cigarettes (from The Rising Tied) [00:28:47]
10 Xerox & Illumination - 3D (from Temporary Insanity) [00:32:26]
11 Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay (from Deadbeat Hero) [00:39:53]
12 K-Step - Da Blues (from Check My Style / Da Blues (SDR12009)) [00:42:34]
13 Koji Kondo - Vanilla Dome (from Super Mario World OST) [00:48:42]
14 Cardopusher - You Only Die Twice (from Hippie Killers Don't Mind Jah Conversations) [00:49:23]
15 Louis C.K. - Sleep (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:52:56]
16 Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Pretty Lights Remix) (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [00:58:04]
17 System of a Down - A.D.D. (American Dream Denial) (from Steal This Album!) [01:02:33]
18 Immortal Technique - The Martyr (from The Martyr) [01:05:44]
19 KMFDM - Anarchy (from Symbols) [01:10:13]
20 David Bowie - I'm Deranged (Reprise) (from Lost Highway OST) [01:15:45]
21 King Missile III - Brains Will Explode (from Royal Lunch) [01:19:28]
22 The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (from Morrison Hotel (40th Anniversary Mixes)) [01:21:32]
23 Buckethead - Jordan (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:25:32]
24 Abelcain - Harpsicorpse (from Harpsicorpse) [01:29:24]
25 Dr. Dre - The Day The Niggaz Took Over (feat. Daz, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [01:32:44]
26 Polkadot Cadaver - Touch You Like Caligula (from Last Call In Jonestown) [01:37:17]
27 Deftones - Beauty School (from Diamond Eyes) [01:42:37]
28 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (Beatles / Massive Attack mashup) (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [01:47:01]
29 Michael Da Brain - Brain 21 "Something For Your Mind" (Kaylab Remix) (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 3)) [01:50:42]
30 L.E.D. - Infinite Prayer (Ryu* Remix) (from Denjin K (Disc 2)) [01:56:31]
31 Underworld - Cowgirl (Bootmix 1) (from Cowgirl (Remixes)) [02:01:03]
32 Viktoria Postnikova - May: Starlight Nights (from Tchiakovsky - The Seasons Op.3) [02:09:31]
33 The Bled - I Don't Keep With Liars Anymore (from Found In The Flood) [02:13:50]
34 The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) [02:23:47]
35 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man I (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:27:10]
36 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man II (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:31:20]
37 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man III (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:33:48]
38 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man IV (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:39:17]
39 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man V (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:54:40]
Monday May 27, 2013
Monday May 27, 2013
2 Leeeeesbians and 1111111 Paul! Welcome, perverts! There will be no chocolate peanut butter poo in a cup today. Only lesbians and meeeee! …and monkey karkalush. Do you like monkey karkalush?! We doooo!
01 Ove-Naxx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from MIDI_sai Hit Parade) [00:00:13]
02 Pantera - A New Level (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [00:04:50]
03 The Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:08:47]
04 Paloma Faith - Technicolour (from Samsung Corby Commercial) [00:13:12]
05 Awolnation - Not Your Fault (from Megalithic Symphony) [00:16:10]
06 Macklemore - And We Danced (from The Unplanned Mixtape) [00:20:08]
07 P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (from The Truth About Love) [00:24:09]
08 Sara Bareilles - Bright Lights and Cityscapes (from Once Upon Another Time EP) [00:28:24]
09 Glen Hansard - Say It To Me (from Once OST) [00:34:05]
10 Wax Audio - Sad But Superstitious (Metallica & Stevie Wonder mashup) (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [00:37:24]
11 The Walking Dead - Heaven Is A Lie (from Season 2, Episode 11) [00:42:18]
12 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:42:30]
13 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion) [00:46:26]
14 Gotye - Hearts A Mess (from Like Drawing Blood) [00:51:04]
15 Awolnation - Sail (from Megalithic Symphony) [00:57:05]
16 P!nk - Is This Thing On? (from The Truth About Love) [01:01:19]
17 Paloma Faith - Play On (from Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful?) [01:05:38]
18 Daniel Breaker - Who I'd Be (from Shrek: The Musical Original Cast Recording) [01:09:36]
19 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element) [01:14:20]
20 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self-Construct) [01:17:36]
21 Daft Punk - Fall [M83 vs. Big Black Delta Remix] (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [01:20:20]
22 Radiohead - Myxomatosis (from Hail To The Thief) [01:24:30]
23 Florence And The Machine - Bedroom Hymns (from Ceremonials) [01:28:13]
24 Kimbra - Settle Down (from Vows) [01:31:10]
25 Iron & Wine - Naked As We Came (from Our Endless Numbered Days) [01:35:09]
26 The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name (from We Started Nothing) [01:37:28]
27 Amanda Blank - Something Bigger, Something Better (from I Love You) [01:42:31]
28 Walls Of Jericho - A Trigger Full Of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:46:43]
29 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [01:50:27]
30 Bomb 20 - Don't You Know (from Field Manual) [01:54:22]
31 Radiohead - I Am A Wicked Child (from Hail To The Thief) [01:58:44]
32 Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (from From Below) [02:01:45]
33 Macklemore - Same Love (feat. Mary Lambert) (from The Heist) [02:06:45]
34 John Legend - Sun Comes Up (from Grey's Anatomy OST Vol. 3) [02:12:00]
35 Kate Havnevik - Grace (from Grey's Anatomy OST Vol. 2) [02:15:45]
36 Ida Maria - Keep Me Warm (from Fortress Around My Heart) [02:19:21]
37 kidneythieves - Freeky People (from Trypt0fanatic) [02:23:33]
38 BLÆRG - Pederasty In The Pulpit (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [02:27:13]
39 Stan Getz - Serenade In Blue (from Film Noir (Disc 2)) [02:28:30]
40 Gemini - Feel Stronger (from Dubstep Onslaught) [02:32:19]
41 Frank Sinatra - That's Life (from Kazaa - Frank Sinatra) [02:38:19]
42 Leftover Crack - Operation: Move (from Against Police Injustice: A Benefit Compilation) [02:41:23]
43 Venetian Snares - Find Candace (from Find Candace) [02:45:36]
44 DJ Tard and Big Uncle D - Stallis 3 (from Splash In Your Face) [02:52:59]
Monday May 20, 2013
Monday May 20, 2013
Perrrrverts! It is my great privilege to welcome you to the first in what will be a fucking outstanding series of Monday Morning Aural Sexes, the All-Star Series. Kicking this whole thing off with an incomparably magnificent and gloriously bizarre bang will be the Mike Patton Edition. We're in for quite a strange experience this morning, perverts and pervettes. Part of me hopes you already know how awesome Patton is and are eagerly anticipating the upcoming Sex, and the other part of me hopes you don't already know and are in for one megafuckton of a beautiful surprise. Either way, I'm confident that you all will yojne the fuck out of this one. So, without any further ado, let the yojne-ing commence!
01 Maldoror - Butterfly Kiss (from She) [00:00:49]
02 Mike Patton - Red Mouth, Black Orgasm (from Adult Themes for Voice) [00:01:19]
03 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Hollywood Squares (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [00:01:41]
04 Mike Patton - Porno Holocaust (from Adult Themes For Voice) [00:05:48]
05 Fantômas - 4-1-05 (from Suspended Animation) [00:06:47]
06 Fantômas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:07:21]
07 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [00:08:01]
08 Faith No More - Falling To Pieces (from The Real Thing) [00:13:57]
09 Fantômas - The Godfather (from The Director's Cut) [00:18:48]
10 Hemophiliac - ’·ˇ,'"῎‚ι«ʹ⌝ˇໍ»°" (from 50⁶) [00:21:31]
11 Mike Patton - A Perfect Place (from A Perfect Place OST) [00:26:08]
12 Mike Patton & Marc Streitenfeld & Serj Tankian - Bird's Eye (from Bird's Eye Single) [00:29:27]
13 Fantômas - Rosemary's Baby (from The Director's Cut) [00:33:29]
14 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Pig Latin (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [00:36:44]
15 Lovage - Book Of The Month (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [00:40:14]
16 Mike Patton - A Smile, A Slap In The Face, A Fart, A Kiss On The Mouth (from Adult Themes For Voice) [00:44:38]
17 Tomahawk - Mescal Rite I (from Anonymous) [00:45:05]
18 Fantômas - Book 1: Page 9 [11 Frames] (from Fantômas) [00:47:52]
19 PainKiller - Prophethood Of Chaos (from 50¹²) [00:48:39]
20 Björk - Where Is The Line? (feat. Mike Patton & Rahzel) (from Medúlla) [00:54:25]
21 General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners - Convulsive Antidote For Nerve Agent Autoinjector (CANAA) (from General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners) [00:59:03]
22 Mr. Bungle - Chemical Marriage (from Disco Volante) [00:59:42]
23 Fantômas - 4-4-05 (from Suspended Animation) [01:02:52]
24 Tomahawk - Rape This Day (from Mit Gas) [01:04:23]
25 Mike Patton - I Killed Him Like A Dog… And He Still Laughed (from Adult Themes For Voice) [01:07:32]
26 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac (Disc 1)) [01:08:27]
27 Mike Patton - Tourettes Breakdance (from Crank 2: High Voltage OST) [01:12:43]
28 Fantômas - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (from The Director's Cut) [01:15:05]
29 Mike Patton - A Leper With The Face Of A Baby Girl (from Adult Themes For Voice) [01:18:27]
30 Mike Patton - Ore D'Amore (from Mondo Cane) [01:21:06]
31 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [01:23:50]
32 Lovage - Sex (I'm A) (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [01:29:48]
33 Mr. Bungle - Pink Cigarette (from California) [01:36:05]
34 Faith No More - RV (from Angel Dust) [01:40:59]
35 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - Musthing With The Phunts (from Millennium Monsterworks) [01:44:38]
36 John Zorn & The Moonchild Trio - Litany V (from Six Litanies For Heliogabalus) [01:45:38]
37 Tomahawk - God Hates A Coward (from Tomahawk) [01:50:00]
38 Mr. Bungle - Stubb (A Dub) (from Mr. Bungle) [01:52:38]
39 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterworks) [01:59:57]
40 General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners - Modified Combined Obstacle Overlay (MCOO) …Or… "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Turntables" (from General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners) [02:01:06]
41 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (feat. Mike Patton & Mr. Bungle) (from Charlie EP) [02:03:45]
42 Rollins Band - Six Pack (feat. Mike Patton) (Black Flag cover) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [02:05:18]
43 Maldoror - Baby Powder On Peach Fuzz (from She) [02:07:31]
44 Mr. Bungle - Ars Moriendi (from California) [02:11:03]
45 Faith No More - Stripsearch (from Album Of The Year) [02:15:08]
46 John Zorn - Blue (feat. Mike Patton) (from Elegy) [02:19:33]
47 Mike Patton - Hurry Up And Kill Me… I'm Cold (from Adult Themes For Voice) [02:26:31]
48 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Come To Daddy (feat. Mike Patton) (Aphex Twin cover) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [02:26:38]
49 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - Liquorton Gooksburg (from Millennium Monsterworks) [02:30:52]
50 Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (from Mr. Bungle) [02:31:38]
51 Mike Patton - Senza Fine (from Mondo Cane) [02:39:24]
Monday May 13, 2013
Monday May 13, 2013
Haaappy Monday, all you gorgeous freaks, perverts and hopeless degenerates out there in Internetland! Welcome to the second volume of the Punk As Fuck Edition of one of the only podcasts worth listening to in an otherwise almost completely dead and pointless medium, Monday Morning Aural Sex! Before we get into the absolutely exquisite fucktacularity I have in store for us all, I feel compelled to address something… Considering the rather notable disparity in hits between last week's edition and the one before it, it seems pretty abundantly clear that most of you perverts aren't quite ready to accept the hilarity and general awesomeness of Psychopathic Family editions. So, until I see more support from juggalos and such, I'll hold off on making anymore of those; much to your great delight, I'm sure. I'm certainly not trying to force anyone to like all that stuff, though it is a shame that most seem unwilling to even give it a try. Ah well, enough of all that shit. Let's get this muthafucka rollin'!
01 Crass - Punk Is Dead (from The Feeding Of The 5000) [00:01:04]
02 Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:02:51]
03 Mad - I Hate Music (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 2) [00:08:47]
04 Half-Witted Dogs - Go Fuck Yourself (from Half-Witted Dogs) [00:10:59]
05 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [00:13:34]
06 The Ramones - Cretin Hop (from Rocket To Russia) [00:15:29]
07 Safiya Asya Bukhari (former Black Panther, Black Liberation Army) - Live At The Solidarity Conference (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:17:24]
08 Rollins Band - Revenge (feat. Tom Araya) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [00:19:48]
09 The Misfits - Violent World (from Walk Among Us) [00:20:40]
10 Bad Brains - I (from Rock For Light) [00:22:16]
11 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods, No Managers) [00:24:10]
12 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [00:26:29]
13 Minor Threat - Seeing Red (from Complete Discography) [00:32:46]
14 Subhumans - Parasites (from EP-LP) [00:33:46]
15 Against All Authority - Just An Obstruction (from 2001 - A Punk Oddity) [00:36:20]
16 Shock - This Generation's On Vacation (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 1) [00:37:52]
17 Circle Jerks - I Wanna Destroy You (from Oddities, Abnormalities and Curiosities) [00:39:35]
18 Agent Orange - Bloodstains (from Bloodstains Across California) [00:42:38]
19 Vice Squad - Last Rockers (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 3 - Punk And Disorderly) [00:44:20]
20 Leftover Crack - Atheist Anthem (from Mediocre Generica) [00:48:35]
21 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:51:53]
22 The Vibrators - Jesus Always Lets You Down (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 10 - Punk Pay Tribute) [00:53:45]
23 Leftover Crack - Jesus Has A Place For Me (Rock The 40 oz.) (from Rock The 40 oz.) [00:56:34]
24 Descendents - ALL (from ALL) [00:59:33]
25 Descendents - No, ALL! (from ALL) [00:59:35]
26 Descendents - ALL-o-Gistics (from ALL) [00:59:37]
27 Leftover Crack - Gang Control (from Fuck World Trade) [01:02:37]
28 Howard Zinn - Live At The Solidarity Conference (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:05:18]
29 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:10:10]
30 Fucked Up - Baiting (from Epics In Minutes) [01:13:12]
31 The Misfits - I Turned Into A Martian (from Walk Among Us) [01:16:01]
32 The Damned - Stab Your Back (from Damned Damned Damned) [01:17:41]
33 G.G. Allin & The Bulge - Die When You Die (from Hated Soundtrack) [01:18:37]
34 The Expelled - Government Policy (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 6 - Punks In Protest) [01:20:32]
35 The Ruts - H-Eyes (from In A Can) [01:23:25]
36 The Ramones - The Job That Ate My Brain (from Master Of Rock) [01:26:06]
37 Rollins Band - Room 13 (feat. Corey Taylor) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [01:28:22]
38 MDC - I Remember (from American Hardcore: The History Of American Punk Rock 1980-1986) [01:30:18]
39 The Rabble - The New Generation (from The Battle's Almost Over) [01:32:14]
40 Rudimentary Peni - Teenage Time Killer (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 4: Anti-Capitalism) [01:34:32]
41 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [01:35:43]
42 Rise Against - Worth Dying For (from The Sufferer And The Witness) [01:37:59]
43 Rancid - Ruby Soho (from And Out Came The Wolves) [01:41:13]
44 Dropkick Murphys - The Wild Rover (from Sing Loud, Sing Proud) [01:43:49]
45 Buzzcocks - What Do I Get (from The Complete Singles Anthology) [01:47:10]
46 Rollins Band - No Values (feat. Hank III) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [01:49:59]
47 The Ruts - Staring At The Rude Boys (from The Peel Sessions) [01:51:33]
48 Suicide Machines - I Never Promised You A Rose Garden (from SLC Punk OST) [01:54:46]
49 The Ramones - We're A Happy Family (from Rocket To Russia) [01:57:25]
50 Samiam - The Bridge (from At War With Society) [02:00:01]
51 G.G. Allin & Antiseen - Outlaw Scumfuc (from Murder Junkies) [02:03:15]
52 The Icarus Line - Kill Cupid With A Nailfile (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [02:07:17]
53 Faction - Obligatory War Song (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 1: Anti-War) [02:10:16]
54 Lunachicks - Pretty Houses (from Short Music For Short People) [02:13:04]
55 Thatcher On Acid - Our Gods Are Falling Down (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 3: Anti-Society) [02:13:31]
56 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [02:15:07]
57 Bad Religion - Punk Rock Song (from Punk Rock Songs) [02:16:45]
58 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once) [02:19:07]
59 Gogol Bordello - Punk Rock Parranda (from Multi Kontra Culti vs. Irony) [02:19:17]
60 The Misfits - Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? (Live) (from Walk Among Us) [02:23:06]
61 G.G. Allin & The Murder Junkies - I Kill Everything I Fuck (from Brutality And Bloodshed For All) [02:25:00]
62 NOFX - Fuck The Kids (Revisited) (from 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records) [02:27:30]
63 The Cramps - Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs (from Flamejob) [02:28:03]
64 Crass - Asylum (from The Feeding Of The 5000) [02:30:40]
65 Dr. Ducky Doolittle w/ Jello Biafra - Orgasm (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [02:32:42]
Monday May 06, 2013
Monday May 06, 2013
Warning: the following podcast is not meant for people who take shit way too seriously, people with myopic senses of humor (or no sense of it at all), or people who can't appreciate rap/hip-hop because Lil' Wayne ruined it or some shit. If any of the aforementioned things apply to you, turn this podcast off right now and go back to your bubble. We here at Monday Morning Aural Sex headquarters sincerely hope you're living comfortable lives of pointless discrimination and one-dimensional personality development and/or inertia. We also hope you'll go aggressively fuck yourselves with a severed moose's AIDS dick. Yojne!
Juggaloooooos and perrrrverrrts! Welcome to the muthafuckin' 3rd volume of the Psychopathic Family Edition of the greatest fuckin' podcast ever podded in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got some phenomenally fucktacular shit in store for you all this morning starting off with a gorgeously gruesome Canadian lady named Molly fuckin' Gruesome!
01 Molly Gruesome - Just A Girl (from Girl Power Mixtape [@ datpiff.com]) [00:01:08]
02 Molly Gruesome - Who Wanna Play (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:04:28]
03 Molly Gruesome - The Wicked Witch of the North (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:08:15]
04 (hed)p.e. - Wake Up (from Only In Amerika) [00:12:16]
05 Powerman 5000 - Free (from Transform) [00:16:43]
06 Mushroomhead - Solitaire/Unraveling (from XX) [00:20:32]
07 Jumpsteady - Ninjas In Action (from Chaos Theory) [00:25:41]
08 Jumpsteady - Sammy Song (from Chaos Theory) [00:31:39]
09 Jumpsteady - True Stories (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2) [00:34:26]
10 Anybody Killa - Super Killa Fragilistic (from Medicine Bag) [00:39:31]
11 Anybody Killa - Hollowpoint (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:42:13]
12 Anybody Killa - Come Out To Play (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:46:41]
13 Three 6 Mafia - Just Another Crazy Click (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid) (from When The Smoke Clears) [00:50:49]
14 Project Born - The Graveyard (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Born Dead) [00:54:41]
15 O.D.S. - See You All In Hell (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4) [01:00:43]
16 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Grave Ain't No Place (feat. Twiztid & Anybody Killa) (from 1 Less G In Da Hood) [01:03:55]
17 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - The Crypt Keeper (from Clockwork Gray) [01:08:36]
18 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I'll Connect (from Clockwork Gray) [01:10:36]
19 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Smokin' Budda (from Bud Smokers Only) [01:13:54]
20 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone (from Creepin' On Ah Come Up) [01:16:43]
21 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Notorious Thugs (feat. The Notorious B.I.G.) (from The Collection Vol. 1) [01:21:10]
22 Psychopathic Rydas - Fuck The Club (from Eat Shit N Die) [01:27:51]
23 Psychopathic Rydas - Back Door Ryda (from Back Door Ryda EP) [01:32:15]
24 Psychopathic Rydas - R-U-A Ryda? (from Dumpin') [01:36:37]
25 Dark Lotus - I Don't Care (from The Pendulum) [01:40:34]
26 Dark Lotus - Keep Up (from Opaque Brotherhood) [01:44:19]
27 Dark Lotus - Graverobbers (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2) [01:48:18]
28 Twiztid - Mutant X (from Freek Show) [01:53:20]
29 Twiztid - Nikateen (from The Green Book) [01:56:23]
30 Twiztid - 2nd Hand Smoke (from Mostasteless) [01:57:26]
31 Twiztid - I Wanna Be… (from Freek Show) [02:01:54]
32 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz) [02:03:07]
33 Twiztid - Story Of Our Lives (from Man's Myth) [02:07:39]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Dead Body Man (from Riddlebox) [02:13:36]
35 Insane Clown Posse - Dead End (feat. Ice-T) (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 1) [02:17:55]
36 Insane Clown Posse - Get Off Me Dog (from Ringmaster) [02:23:19]
37 Insane Clown Posse - Piggy Pie (Old School) (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [02:25:05]
38 Insane Clown Posse - Out (from The Terror Wheel) [02:29:28]
39 Insane Clown Posse - Psychopathic (from Carnival Of Carnage) [02:33:53]
40 Insane Clown Posse - Fuck The World (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [02:38:36]
41 Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey (from The Mighty Death Pop!) [02:42:19]
42 The Entire Hatchet Family - Kept Grindin' (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 3) [02:45:39]