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Monday Sep 16, 2013
Monday Sep 16, 2013
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Welcome, perverts, to another Monday, another Monday Morning Aural Sex, and another installment in the All-Star Series: the motherfucking Henry Rollins Edition! This one was one I had in mind when I first came up with the idea to do the All-Star Series in the first place. Lemme tell ya a bit about this guy, in case you're unfamiliar with his work: He's the former singer for one of the biggest American punk bands of the 80s, Black Flag. He formed his own band, Rollins Band, after Black Flag disbanded. He now tours the world almost relentlessly doing often comedic spoken word. He's released, produced and/or performed on well over 100 albums and compilations. He's written and published (through his own 2.13.61 company) over 50 books. He's appeared in something like 150 films, live show specials and documentaries, including the recent Napster documentary called Downloaded. He's had two of his own TV shows (as far as I know), and has been featured on countless other TV shows. He's had his own weekly radio show called Harmony In My Head since 2004. He's a columnist for LA Weekly, he delved into photography for one of his most recent books called "Occupants," and has done charity and volunteer work for Drop In The Bucket and the USO. All the things I've mentioned are a mere snapshot of his career. The full scope is absolutely staggering.
My introduction to Henry was back in the early 90s when the Rollins Band song, "Liar" came on Beavis & Butthead. Honestly, Henry scared the shit out of me! Anyone who's seen that video would probably understand that. Anyway, I encountered his name through various mediums for the next 10 years or so, but I didn't gain a proper appreciation of his work until around 2007. Any of you who've known me for a while probably know that the early half of '07 was one of the absolute shittiest times of my life. I think sometime after my birthday that year was when I started delving into Henry's spoken word and books of poetry. Let me tell ya, perverts, Henry's got some really dark material, but he's also got a lot of really positive and motivational material as well. Hearing certain spoken word bits of his felt like a breath of fresh air amidst a tremendously toxic environment. Anyway, I enjoyed that spoken word and poetry so much that I went back and gave the Rollins Band albums another listen. My taste in music had matured quite a lot since I first heard it, so pretty much all of it appealed to me instantaneously. After that, I delved into Black Flag, his radio show, his TV show, and numerous other things he's done. Now, I admire and respect him on a level that's shared by very, very few of the thousands of people/artists I've encountered and whose work I've enjoyed throughout my 29 years on this planet. With this edition, my greatest hope is to inspire you, perverts, to delve into this man's work. If you do, I sincerely hope you yojne it as thoroughly as I do. Soooo, let's get this shit rollin'!
01 Rollins Band - Burned Beyond Recognition (from Life Time) [00:03:12]
02 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice) [00:06:07]
03 Bad Brains - Kick Out The Jams (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Pump Up The Volume OST) [00:10:24]
04 Rollins Band - Disconnect (from Weight) [00:13:23]
05 Henry Rollins - Romance (from Our Fathers Who Aren't In Heaven (Disc 2)) [00:18:19]
06 Rollins Band - Slip It In (feat. Inger Lorre) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three) [00:26:38]
07 Rollins Band - Rise Above (feat. Chuck D.) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three) [00:33:13]
08 Wartime - Wartime (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Fast Food For Thought) [00:35:22]
09 Henry Rollins - Johnny Hartman (from Nights Behind the Tree Line) [00:41:03]
10 Rollins Band - Low Self Opinion (from The End of Silence) [00:44:38]
11 Misfits - We Are 138 (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Evilive) [00:50:01]
12 Tony Iommi - Laughing Man (In The Devil Mask) (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Iommi) [00:51:23]
13 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins in the Wry) [00:55:01]
14 Rollins Band - Illumination (from Get Some - Go Again) [01:04:38]
15 Rollins Band - One Shot (from Nice) [01:08:42]
16 William Shatner - I Can't Behind That (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Has Been) [01:11:43]
17 Henry Rollins - First On The List (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 4) [01:14:43]
18 Rollins Band - Hello (from Nice) [01:19:47]
19 Rollins Band - Blues Jam (from The End of Silence) [01:22:44]
20 Henry Rollins - Talk 11 (from Harmony In My Head 2004: 07/19) [01:34:30]
21 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [01:35:54]
22 Black Flag - In My Head (from In My Head) [01:40:27]
23 Tool - Bottom (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Undertow) [01:45:00]
24 Henry Rollins - Track 1 (from Everything) [01:52:10]
25 Black Flag - My War (from Live '84) [02:04:26]
26 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [02:07:59]
27 Goldie / Henry Rollins - T-4 Strain (from Spawn OST) [02:12:55]
28 Rollins Band - We Walk Alone (from Nice) [02:18:10]
29 Henry Rollins - I Know You (from Black Coffee Blues) [02:22:06]
30 Black Flag - TV Party (from Damaged) [02:27:12]
31 Les Claypool & The Holy Mackerel - Delicate Tendrils (feat. Henry Rollins) (from High Ball with the Devil) [02:30:37]
32 Rollins Band - Gun In Mouth Blues (from Do It) [02:35:34]
33 Rollins Band - Earache My Eye (Live) (from Live In Australia 1990) [02:46:33]
34 Henry Rollins - Horses (from Provoked) [02:49:38]
35 Henry Rollins - L.A. Living, L.A. Dating (from Shock & Awe) [02:53:09]
36 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Live '84) [02:59:20]
37 Greg Cohen - Purple Heart (feat. Henry Rollins) [includes "Groovy" from the unpublished sections of Beneath The Underdog] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus) [03:00:14]
38 Rollins Band - A Life Denied (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [03:02:50]
39 Henry Rollins - New Age Blues (from Big Ugly Mouth) [03:07:24]
40 Black Flag - Damaged I (from Damaged) [03:10:54]
41 Rollins Band - Liar (from Weight) [03:14:58]
42 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [03:21:28]
43 Rollins Band - Shine (from Weight) [03:34:02]
44 Henry Rollins - Inspiration (from Live in London) [03:39:21]
45 Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice) [03:46:06]
Monday Sep 09, 2013
Monday Sep 09, 2013
Welcome, dearest perverts, to another mediocre Monday on the horrendously tedious timeline of our mediocre lives. This week's Monday Morning Aural Sex is a celebration of mediocrity as in the case of someone looking at fireworks going off in the sky and saying… Yay. As you listen to the tepid musical selections in this podcast, be sure to secure your mind with thoughts of your stable occupation, your stable home with its stable bills, your stable little family and your generally stable little life. Kick back and ponder your midlife crisis. Take solace in the embrace of religion and the immediate, superficial comforts of our thriving consumer culture. All of the aforementioned suggestions work especially well for white people, so if you're white, congratulations. Smile, and enjoy…
Pphh, haha. Yeah fucking right! Fuck mediocrity as thoroughly, aggressively and consistently as anything can be fucked. Stability is, for the most part, an illusion that can dissolve without warning; a card castle that can and likely will collapse with even the slightest breath in its direction. Midlife crises are for boring people who didn't do enough with their youth. Religion is a joke that seldom ever fails to make me laugh; our consumer culture is a joke, too, but not quite as laughable as religion; and white people, well, it's a bit too broad of a subject to make many particularly accurate statements, but it's pretty amusing and/or sad that just the phrase "white people," evokes far more negative connotations than positive ones. I say fuck all that. Obviously, I can't fuck being white, 'cause I'm white, and I wouldn't want to change my skin color with anything but tattoos. But fuck all that other shit. I say live loudly and proudly, 'cause you've got your entire death to be silent and inhibited. So, while I step down off this tiny little soapbox, I hope you all will take my words into consideration and I especially hope you yojne the fuck out of this edition. Let's go!
01 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - The Dust Blows Forward 'n The Dust Blows Back (from Trout Mask Replica) [00:02:53]
02 Garfunkel & Oates - The Ex-Boyfriend Song (from Slippery When Moist) [00:04:44]
03 Haddaway - What Is Love (7" Mix) (from A Night At The Roxbury OST) [00:04:48]
04 Wikluh Sky - Balkan Sex God (from A Serbian Film OST) [00:08:40]
05 Doug Stanhope - Monogamy (from From Across the Street) [00:12:36]
06 Bim - Lights Out (from Lifelines EP) [00:17:57]
07 Static-X - Push It (from Wisconsin Death Trip) [00:21:42]
08 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phase to Phase (feat. Lisa Marie) (from True Hardcore 2) [00:24:15]
09 Dillon Francis - I.D.G.A.F.O.S. (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:28:17]
10 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists of Good Taste) [00:32:21]
11 Kidney Thieves - Before I'm Dead (from Zerøspace) [00:36:51]
12 The A.M.D.A. - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16: Maximum Hardcore Energy! (Disc 3)) [00:41:25]
13 Bad Acid Trip - Jump Rope - Spray Water (from Lynch The Weirdo) [00:46:46]
14 George Carlin - Values (from Class Clown) [00:49:33]
15 Garfunkel & Oates - Save The Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [00:54:46]
16 Serj Tankian - Occupied Tears (from Harakiri) [00:57:26]
17 Professor Green - Just Be Good To Green (feat. Lily Allen) (Camo & Krooked Explicit Remix) (from Accelerate [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [01:01:44]
18 Die Antwoord - Fok Julie Naaiers (from Ten$ion) [01:04:37
19 ETC!ETC!, Brillz & Diplo - Bueller (feat. Whiskey Pete) (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:08:32]
20 Doctor P - Flying Spaghetti Monster (from Saints Row IV - K12 97.6) [01:12:12]
21 Supreme Beings of Leisure - Angelhead (feat. Lili Haydn) (from 11i) [01:16:18]
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:21:03]
23 Tom Morello - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [01:23:55]
24 Richard Cheese - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme (from Dick At Nite) [01:27:22]
25 Brisk & Fade - Radio Rockin' (from Radio Rockin' / Get Fresh Single) [01:29:08]
26 Laceration Selekta - Demise (from soundcloud.com/laceration-wax) [01:37:01]
27 Einstürzende Neubauten - Silence Is Sexy (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:42:00]
28 Kittie - Safe (from Oracle) [01:48:59]
29 Louis C.K. - White People (from Live at the Beacon Theater) [01:53:09]
30 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [01:58:28]
31 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:03:19]
32 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Pink Noise Waltz (from Butcher's Ballroom) [02:06:48]
33 A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze) (from Career Suicide) [02:12:50]
34 Total Recall - Soulless (from Watch Your Step [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [02:17:54]
Monday Sep 02, 2013
Monday Sep 02, 2013
Happy Monday, my dearest perverts! Welcome to another absolutely, exquisitely enthralling edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, I'm kicking off a new series of pervert appreciation podcasts with the On The Same Paige Edition. Some of you perverts might know my dear friend Paige Six. She's been a pretty regular fan for some time now. She often shares my podcasts on her timeline, she sometimes messages me about specific songs she enjoyed, and she's even proposed some new ideas for this podcast. For these reasons and two others, I thought she'd be a good choice to kick off this series. The other two reasons? 1: She's been going through a pretty rough time as of late, and I thought this might serve to lift her spirits a bit. 2: She's an intelligent, articulate, attractive gamer girl who not only plays games, but writes about them. I suppose that last "reason" was more like 6 reasons, but whatever. If you want to check out some of her writing, by the way, look her up on Google under Coiled Rose Gaming. Or, you can find some of her other work through Aggressive Comix, Another Castle, Examiner.com and/or Gamesoul Online. Oh, and apropos of previous editions where I had guest hosts, I know some of you might be wondering why this series is even a thing. Well, it's something that I put together on my own as a surprise, thus how future editions of this series will be as well. So, without any further ado, lemme just locate the yojne button… ah, here it is. Yojne!
01 Jim Sturgess & Joe Anderson - With A Little Help From My Friends (from Across The Universe OST) [00:01:37]
02 David Bowie - The Hearts Filthy Lesson (from Outside) [00:04:43]
03 Weezer - Photograph (from Weezer (Green Album)) [00:09:30]
04 30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (feat. Kanye West) (from This Is War) [00:11:43]
05 Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me (from Bleed American) [00:17:52]
06 Daft Punk - Voyager (from Discovery) [00:22:26]
07 Massive Attack - Protection (from Protection) [00:26:07]
08 David Bowie - Rebel Rebel (from Diamond Dogs) [00:33:50]
09 ††† - Prurien† (from EP ††) [00:38:12]
10 The Who - The Seeker (from American Beauty OST) [00:42:14]
11 Insane Clown Posse - The Mom Song (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3) [00:45:30]
12 David Bowie - Space Oddity (from Space Oddity) [00:49:34]
13 Saosin - You're Not Alone (from Saosin) [00:54:15]
14 Evan Rachel Wood - Blackbird (from Across The Universe OST) [00:58:08]
15 Bing Crosby - Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams (from Bioshock: The Songs of Rapture - Music Heard In Bioshock) [01:01:08]
16 Koji Kondo - Ocarina of Time (from Ocarina of Time - Hyrule Symphony) [01:04:28]
17 David Bowie - Real Cool World (from Cool World OST) [01:07:25]
18 VNV Nation - Carry You (from Judgement) [01:12:49]
19 Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V) (from Wish You Were Here) [01:18:33]
20 Elliott Smith - Because (from American Beauty OST) [01:32:09]
21 The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Mile (from Sticky Fingers) [01:34:24]
22 Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow (from Crash, Music From And Inspired By) [01:40:16]
23 David Bowie - Everyone Says Hi (Metro Remix) (from Amplitude OST) [01:44:45]
24 Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah (from All That We Needed) [01:48:22]
25 Yoav - Where Is My Mind? (feat. Emily Browning) (Pixies cover) (from Sucker Punch OST) [01:52:06]
26 Wax Audio - Tori's Deranged (Tori Amos / David Bowie mashup) (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:58:13]
27 Carol Woods & Timothy T. Mitchum - Let It Be (Long Version) (from Across The Universe OST) [02:02:24]
28 Mark Isham - A Really Good Cloak (from Crash - Original Score) [02:06:02]
29 Rollins Band - Shine (from Weight) [02:09:25]
30 Courtnee Draper & Troy Baker - Will The Circle Be Unbroken? (from Bioshock Infinite OST) [02:14:45]
31 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (feat. Ashley Barrett) (from Bastion OST) [02:19:25]
32 Harry Belafonte - Jump In Line (Shake, Shake Senora) (from Beetlejuice OST) [02:22:17]
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Mmmmwahahaha… Ooooh yeah! Whatchu kno' 'bout a muthafuckin' Satanic Senior Citizen Blood Orgy in a Kiddie Pool Filled With Pickles? Not very much, I dare say. Is it random? I mean, truly rrrrrraaaaannnndoooommm??? Nah, not really. The only true randomness comes from things without any sort of consciousness, and really, how can we silly little humans presume to define consciousness itself by our own drastically narrow experience of it? Am I implying that maybe, just maybe, there might be a g_D out there somewhere? …Nah. To be honest, my bowels are almost completely empty on the subject (or, to put it another way, I just don't give a shit). Anyway, I've got a podcast chock the fuck full to the brim of exquisite aural fucktacularity in store for you this week. Although, do you really think I'd ever say anything like, "Eh, this week's podcast is mediocre. Go ahead and skip it?" Not very fucking likely, my dearest perverts! So, cover yourself in vanilla pudding, crank up the fuckin' yojne knob and… fuckin' yojne!
01 Mark N - I Love Faeces (from Ministry of Shit) [00:01:45]
02 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:02:13]
03 Scatman John - Scatman (Game Over Jazz) (from Scatman's World) [00:06:34]
04 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch) [00:11:34]
05 Taylor Mali - Totally Like Whatever (from Poems From The Like Free Zone) [00:15:42]
06 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [00:18:06]
07 Magnetic Man - Crossover (feat. Katy B) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [00:22:17]
08 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:24:57]
09 The Fall of Troy - Panic Attack! (feat. Schoolyard Heroes) (from In The Unlikely Event) [00:29:43]
10 Immortal Technique - Open Your Eyes (from The 3rd World) [00:33:17]
11 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [00:38:32]
12 Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox) [Original Mix] (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:42:59]
13 DevilDriver - Pray For Villains (from Pray For Villains) [00:47:10]
14 Skkatter - Please Take My Head Out Of This Bucket Of Ice (from Ministry of Shit) [00:51:08]
15 P.T. Grimm - Clown Dirge (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:54:36]
16 Dead By Wednesday - Resist (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:57:56]
17 Tyler Durden - This Is Your Life (from Fight Club OST) [01:00:23]
18 Daft Punk - Derezzed [The Glitch Mob Remix] (from TRON Legacy: R3C0NF1GUR3D) [01:03:52]
19 The Berzerker - Final Sacrifice (from Industrial Fucking Strength 3 - 667: Neighbor of the Beast (Disc 2)) [01:08:12]
20 The Living Graham Bond - Winter Hunter (feat. Fiona Bevan) [Bare Noize Remix] (from Damage [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [01:12:24]
21 Orgy - Fiction (Dreams In Digital) (from Vapor Transmission) [01:16:42]
22 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [01:20:06]
23 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across the Valley (from Black Triage) [01:28:06]
24 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:33:38]
25 Unexpect - In Velvet Coffins We Slept (from We, Invaders) [01:39:38]
26 Ultraviolence - Masochist Breakdown (from Ultraviolence Misc.) [01:47:52]
27 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Suicide's Best Friend (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [01:52:41]
28 P.A.L. - Gelöbnis (Terrorfakt Remix) (from Terrorfakt Misc.) [01:55:52]
29 Orbital - The Box (Single Version) (from Work 1989-2002) [02:01:06]
30 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [02:05:15]
31 Deftones - Royal (from Diamond Eyes) [02:13:01]
32 Cunninlynguists - Hypnopomp (Epilogue) (feat. Bianca Floyd) (from Oneirology) [02:16:32]
33 Cunninlynguists - Embers (from Oneirology) [02:18:15]
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Hahaha, you're goddamn right, muthafackos! I'm talkin' 'bout muthafuckin' Santa Claus Fuckin' Your Mom's Ass in a muthafuckin' Frog Tornado in August Edition up in this bitch! Fuck makin' sense! You've got your entire death to make sense; sittin' there, all dead an' shit. Makes sense, right? Fuckin' boring. I've got an astonishingly fucksquisite collection of aural sex in store for us this week ranging from brutal black metal to goofy-ass hampster techno and all sortsa shit in between, so strap your wig on tight 'cause it's about to get split and blown the fuck right off your bald ass melon. Ohhhhh yeeeeah!
01 Pantera - Strength Beyond Strength (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:00:44]
02 Hampton the Hampster - The Hampster Dance Song (from HampsterDance) [00:04:22]
03 311 - Amber (from From Chaos) [00:07:50]
04 Slayer - God Send Death (from God Hates Us All) [00:11:13]
05 The Pierces - Secret (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:14:57]
06 I Got Shot In The Face - I Meet Two Underage Italian Girls Who I Try To Convince To Fuck Each Other While I Jack Off On Them. I End Up Buying Them Ice Cream Instead (from How Am I Not Myself) [00:18:43]
07 Tosca Tango Orchestra - Mi Otra Mitad de Naranja (from Waking Life OST) [00:21:29]
08 NTM - Seine Saint Denis Style (from Le Clash) [00:26:29]
09 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (Original Vocal Mix) (from Trance Maniacs Part - Sun (Special Summer Edition '08)) [00:29:45]
10 Hansel Und Gretel - Third Reich From The Sun (from Über Alles) (side note: these guys aren't a nazi band. I checked pretty thoroughly before I included this one.) [00:37:23]
11 Boy Hits Car - The Rebirth (from Boy Hits Car) [00:40:37]
12 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date With The Night (from Fever To Tell) [00:44:38]
13 65daysofstatic - Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic (from The Fall Of Math) [00:47:10]
14 Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [00:52:00]
15 Taproot - Poem (from Welcome) [00:59:43]
16 Viza - My Mona Lisa (from Made in Chernobyl) [01:02:48]
17 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha (from All Eyez On Me (Book 1)) [01:04:33]
18 Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (from Cruelty And The Beast: Special Edition (Disc 1)) [01:09:21]
19 Filo Bedo - Flying High (JJ Mason Remix) (from Flying High Single) [01:16:37]
20 Grandmaster Flash - The Message (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [01:22:35]
21 The Living End - Carry Me Home (from Roll On) [01:29:39]
22 Van Halen - I'm The One (from Van Halen) [01:32:47]
23 Blue Sky Black Death - Farewell To The Former World (from NOIR) [01:36:29]
24 Diabolic - I Don't Wanna Rhyme (from Liar & A Thief) [01:42:00]
25 Kate Havnevik - Kaleidoscope (from Melankton) [01:45:56]
26 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:50:10]
27 Xanopticon - The Slow Walk Down (from Liminal Space) [01:53:39]
28 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [01:59:46]
29 Between the Buried and Me - The Primer (from Alaska) [02:07:44]
30 Insane Clown Posse - Juggalo Paradise (from Bizzar) [02:12:27]
31 Rammstein - Rammstein (from Herzeleid) [02:16:06]
32 Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle (from The Beautiful Struggle) [02:20:31]
33 Felix da Housecat - Sequel2sub (from Kittenz And Thee Glitz) [02:24:22]
34 Darkest Hour - No God (from The Eternal Return) [02:28:13]
35 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [02:32:53]
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
How's it goin', perverts? Welcome to another Monday and another installment of our favorite podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I'm currently recording this spoken portion from Squirrel's Asshole, Illinois, aka Cave-In-Rock, and right now I'm just sittin' in my canopy watching a bunch of people tear shit down. I had a rough first few days here at the Gathering, but I managed to get myself out of my funk and enjoyed the fuck out of the last three days. I was smokin' hookah and giving coffee to all sorts of people from all over the country, and it felt pretty damn great. Lots of people came by just to chill and shoot the shit, and it really helped improve my mood a lot. I barely had to do much more than set my shit up and post signs saying Free Hookah & Coffee, and sure, cynics might say they were just taking advantage of free shit. I'm sure there were many who did just that, but there were also many people who sat and talked for hours despite there being tons of shit to do here. Anyway, I have to give a little explanation for this first track because I put it on last week's edition as well. Something about this track reminded me of Sunny, and I was going to make a video of me playing it during my DJing at the Gathering, but my goddamn DJ controller crapped out in a few weird ways that I couldn't figure out how to fix, so that plan crashed and burned. I'm sure I'll get the chance to do that again at some point, but for now, I'm just going to dedicate it right here. The first song, Summit, is for anyone out there who's ever lost someone they loved dearly to suicide. It's really one of those things that never gets easier to deal with; you just have to put it out of your mind as best as you can, and go on with your life. Anyway, this Gathering was definitely a learning experience, and next year I'm gonna come a lot better prepared. So, without any further ado, commence the yojne-ing!
01 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [00:01:54]
02 cKy - 96 Quite Bitter Beings (from CKY: Volume 1) [00:08:00]
03 Dr. Dre - No Diggity (feat. Blackstreet) (from The Greatest Hits 2 (The Next Episode 2004)) [00:11:22]
04 Aria - Dido (from Summerbreeze [mixed by DJ Tiësto]) [00:16:23]
05 Sevendust - T.O.A.B. (from Animosity) [00:23:51]
06 System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song (from Mezmerize) [00:27:28]
07 Coolio - Fantastic Voyage (from It Takes A Thief) [00:29:34]
08 Insane Clown Posse - Beautiful Doom (from Bang! Pow! Boom! (Blue)) [00:35:05]
09 Dog Fashion Disco - Day of the Dead (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [00:38:10]
10 PT Grimm - Fangry (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:41:39]
11 White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix) (from Supersexy Swingin' Sounds) [00:43:32]
12 Meshuggah - New Millennium Cyanide Christ (from Chaosphere) [00:47:49]
13 Lords of Acid - Pussy (from Greatest Tits) [00:52:53]
14 DJ Clay - U Ain't From Around Here (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4) [00:56:49]
15 Diabolic - Riot (feat. Deadly Hunta & John Otto) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:59:54]
16 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Spanish Castle Magic (from Axis: Bold As Love) [01:03:42]
17 Skrillex & The Doors - Breakn' a Sweat (from Bangarang) [01:06:36]
18 Coburn - We Interrupt This Program (Instrumental Dub) (from Creamfields [mixed by Ferry Corsten] (Disc 1)) [01:11:37]
19 Infected Mushroom - Cities of the Future (from IM The Supervisor) [01:15:14]
20 Pendulum - 9,000 Miles (from In Silico) [01:22:06]
21 DJ Tiësto - Break My Fall (feat. BT) (from Elements Of Life) [01:28:19]
22 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (feat. Debra Andrew) (from L.E.F.) [01:35:26]
23 kors k - Evergreen (from Ways For Liberation) [01:39:25]
24 Hollywood Undead - Paradise Lost (from Swan Songs) [01:46:38]
25 Ryu☆ - Aurora (from starmine) [01:49:49]
26 J Rabbit & Tremourz - Sexy Party (from… some album mixed by Laceration Selekta. The ID3tags are fucked up, but I could find out if ya ask me.) [01:53:33]
27 Ghost - Fairytale (feat. Misty Miller) (Dream Remix) (from… some album mixed by Laceration Selekta. The ID3tags are fucked up, but I could find out if ya ask me.) [01:57:50]
28 PT Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (demo) (from PT Grimm - New Demos) [02:01:23]sd
29 Vanilla Ice - Life is a Fantasy (from To the Extreme) [02:04:58]
Monday Aug 05, 2013
Monday Aug 05, 2013
What's up, muthafackos?! Welcome to part 1 of the Gathering Edition of your and my favorite fuckin' podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one and part 2 that follows it will be made up of jams I'll be rockin' at my campsite at the mutha-fuckin' GATHERING! That's right, muthafucka. I've got a Mixtrack Pro II controller and a PA and a fogger and lights and all kindsa shit. It's gonna be fuckin' amazing, and so will be this edition. Let's get it crackin'!
01 Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize (from Lindsey Stirling) [00:00:01]
02 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex) - Original Mix (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:04:14]
03 (hed)p.e. - Killing Time (from Broke) [00:07:56]
04 Tech N9ne - The Industry Is Punks (from Absolute Power) [00:11:49]
05 Angerfist - Maniac Killa (from Masters of Hardcore 13) [00:17:19]
06 Immortal Technique - Watch Out (from Christmas 3 Pyramids) [00:21:58]
07 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin' (California Love Remix) (from Insane Clown Posse - Misc. Freshness) [00:25:01]
08 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine [Mayhem Version] (from The True Human Design) [00:28:19]
09 Dayton Family - When the Feds Come Run'n (from Charges of Indictment) [00:36:23]
10 Ashanti - Only U (from Concrete Rose) [00:39:42]
11 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ [International Release]) [00:42:44]
12 Kung Fu Vampire - Dead Girls Don't Say No (from Dead Sexy) [00:45:48]
13 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [00:48:56]
14 kors k - Horizon feat. LIA (from Ways For Liberation) [00:55:03]
15 DevilDriver - I Dreamed I Died (from DevilDriver) [01:00:04]
16 Ministry - Thieves (from Greatest Fits) [01:03:29]
17 Kai Tracid - Drift Deep Into Your Own Thoughts (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [01:08:24]
18 Kung Fu Vampire - Destruction (from Love Bites) [01:15:49]
19 Kottonmouth Kings - F.T.I. 2 (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Kottonmouth Kings) [01:18:13]
20 Mindless Self Indulgence - I Hate Jimmy Page (from Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy) [01:22:31]
21 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze (from Are You Experienced) [01:26:02]
22 Psidream - Death Sentence (from Substance D: Maximum Strength (Disc 1)) [01:28:43]
23 Freeland - We Want Your Soul (Raiden Remix) (from Substance D: Maximum Strength (Disc 1)) [01:31:30]
24 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz) [01:35:24]
Monday Jul 29, 2013
Monday Jul 29, 2013
Goooood mooooorning, perverts! Welcome to the SpeedbreakhardglitSchIrachDoorMouse29Shitcore to the Maximum Ultimate Gourmet Motherfucking Extreme Core Edition! The 29 in the name is for me, muthafuckas! I had a lil barfday yessirday, and I figured since the first volume I did of this shit is still one of my favorites I've ever made, a follow up was in order for to-motherfuckin'-day. If you have a brain in your stupid skull of nun Viagra poop, you'll be lovin' the filthy senior citizen shitfuck out of these aural fucktacularities I've got in store for us. Also, I've got a dare for you. That's right, muthafucka; a muthafuckin' dare. I DARE you… well, more like a challenge, but anyway, I want you to try enduring the last 16 minutes of this particular edition without being distracted by anything else. I want you to try focusing solely on the aggravated aural fucking assault that occurs during the last 16 minutes and see how long you can last. Anyway, I'm gonna stop vomiting on this dead bus driver's fetid pelvis now so we can get this shit roooooollllin'!01 Doormouse - Parental Approval Warning (from Major Changes) [00:01:35]02 Doormouse - Lulu (from Major Changes) [00:01:59]03 Otto Von Schirach - Laptops & Martinis (from Chopped Zombie Fungus) [00:04:43]04 Scott Brown - Go Berzerk (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [00:09:35]05 Restart - Woah Nigga Damn (from Stepmania - FiGGiE and Jewy's Propane Pack) [00:11:28]06 D-MonyK - Dildo Pot Pie (from D-MonyK Misc.) [00:13:09]07 Defrag vs. Pigface - Insect Insect Insect Insect (Insect) (from 8 Bit Head) [00:17:36]08 Loffciamcore - Poke Her Face Again (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEDCORE) [00:20:34]09 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (original from www.speedcore.ca / edit from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-02-13 (Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition Pt. 2)) [00:22:54]10 Lolita Storm - You Make Me High (When You Go Down Low) (from Girls Fucking Shit Up (G.F.S.U.)) [00:25:47]11 REK - Uselessorgan (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [00:27:09]12 BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android's Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:30:51]13 Interruptvector vs. DJ Plague - We Gotz Game (from www.speedcore.ca) [00:34:48]14 Euphony - Turn Around (feat. Danielle) (Storm & Spinback Remix) (from That's What I Call Hardcore (Disc 2)) [00:39:31]15 Venetian Snares - Pwntendo (from Cavalcade of Glee and Dadaist Happy Hardcore) [00:45:55]16 D-MonyK - Track 12 (from The Hardstomp Revolution) [00:50:12]17 Atari Teenage Riot - Get Up While You Can (from The Future Of War) [00:52:33]18 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [00:55:58]19 Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix) (from Come To Daddy EP) [00:59:23]20 朱雀 - Anisakis -somatic mutation type "Forza" (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ Troopers OST (Disc 1)) [01:03:42]21 Storm & Euphony - First Kontakt (from That's What I Call Hardcore (Disc 1)) [01:05:52]22 DJ Sharpnel - POWERPUFF GABBERZ (from Neon Genesis Gabbangelion - Genesis:0) [01:09:54]23 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [01:15:04]24 DJ Sharpnel - W (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - Nousatsu! Hard Break) [01:16:07] 25 Roomush - Bubble Gumfuck (Breakcore Remix) (from YouTube) [01:22:38]26 Annoying Ringtone - Extratone Pirates (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEDCORE) [01:24:17]27 Drumcorps - Botch Up And Die (from Grist) [01:26:19]28 Bruno And Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki) [01:30:18]29 DJ Tard and Big Uncle D - Stallis 3 (from Splash In Your Face) [01:31:30]30 The Stunned Guys - Love Really Sucks (Roger Mix) (from Earthquake III (Disc 2)) [01:33:26]31 DJ CHUCKY - BLUE MIRAGE (LONG EDIT) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [01:37:26]32 Klitorix - Anal Destruction Factory (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEDCORE) [01:40:44]33 Ryu☆ - Aurora (from starmine (Disc 1)) [01:43:01]34 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single) [01:46:45]35 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken) [01:51:33]36 Otto Von Schirach - Waltz of the Pineapple (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [01:54:25]37 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [01:57:25]38 kors k vs. teranoid - tripping contact (teranoid & MC Natsack Remix) (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:03:22]39 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:05:18]40 Ebola - Fried Piss (from Reflective Shots) [02:08:07]41 DJ Sharpnel - ZENON (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - PPPH - Phat, Pinky, Powerful & Hard!!) [02:12:33]42 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit!) [02:18:01]43 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:23:02]44 Doormouse - Tardcore (from Freaked Out Mess) [02:26:48]45 Dienamics - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4: Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc)) [02:29:58]46 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [02:34:14]47 DJ Narotic vs. U.V.C. - Step Into The Pit (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1)) [02:39:07]48 Defrag - Madness Rides The Star Wind (from Lament Element) [02:43:38]49 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka) [02:47:25]50 Bong-Ra - Booty Grind (feat. Lolita Storm) (from Bikini Bandits, Kill! Kill! Kill!) [02:51:10]51 jabbawock - FUCK DJ (from killingscum & V.A. - NO STYLE?, NO POLICY?!) [02:53:42]52 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia) [02:57:09]53 Droon - Cripplefight (from Breakcore Gives Me Wood) [03:01:00]54 Passenger Of Shit - Trendycore13 (from Floating With My Poo) [03:06:08]55 Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geek (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [03:09:01]56 DJ The Blade - My Piss Is Dancing (from Your Opinion Is Invariably Invalid) [03:12:19]57 m1dy - INNOCENT[final] (from Japanese Mathafacka) [03:17:17]58 DJ Sharpnel - Flower Forever (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - Anime Gabba It!) [03:20:29]59 BLÆRG - The Chattering Cyclops (from Everything Was Altered) [03:26:41]60 Dev - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki) [03:30:37]
Monday Jul 22, 2013
Monday Jul 22, 2013
Gooood morning perverts! Well, it better be fuckin' good after the shit day I had yesterday. I've been extraordinarily lucky over the past year to have had very few absolutely shit days, but yesterday was pretty fucking high up there. I won't go into detail unless you're curious enough to ask, but just know this: I haven't slept in over 24 hours, and I was debating just re-releasing one of my old podcasts from many months ago, but I felt like that'd be a cop out. I don't wanna just re-release some shit just 'cause I'm tired as all fuck. If I re-release some shit, it's 'cause I legitimately wanna give some edition some more attention. Anyway, I hope you all yojne the fuck outta this one, 'cause I'm damn sure I will. Let the yojne-ing commence!
01 Emancipator - First Snow (Ooah Remix) (from Remixes) [00:00:48]
02 Rage Against The Machine - Born As Ghosts (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [00:08:20]
03 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [00:11:41]
04 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:16:35]
05 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:21:10]
06 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [00:29:53]
07 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere) [00:34:28]
08 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Are You Down With It (feat. Mike Patton) (from White People) [00:37:23]
09 Pantera - 10's (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:40:56]
10 Ian Shoales - Boomerville (from I Gotta Go) [00:45:41]
11 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - FC: The Freedom Club (from Of Natural History) [00:48:57]
12 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled) [00:59:45]
13 Nine Inch Nails - Every Day Is Exactly The Same (from With Teeth) [01:04:19]
14 Pendulum - Sounds Of Life (feat. Jasmine Lee) (from Hold Your Colour) [01:09:13]
15 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land) [01:14:20]
16 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Miss September Mix) (from Supersexy Swingin' Sounds) [01:23:25]
17 Sampling Masters AYA - One or Eight (from beatmania IIDX 9th Style OST (Disc 1)) [01:28:10]
18 Mindless Self Indulgence - SevenEleven (from Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy) [01:29:44]
19 Primus - Poetry and Prose (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience) [01:31:12]
20 Xanopticon - Constant (from Liminal Space) [01:34:58]
21 Random (Mega Ran) - Cloud Strife (from Black Materia: Final Fantasy VII) [01:42:24]
22 Rollins Band - We Walk Alone (from Nice) [01:46:00]
23 Rise Against - The Good Left Undone (from The Sufferer And The Witness) [01:49:57]
24 Pigface - Binary System (from Easy Listening…) [01:52:57]
25 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [01:56:14]
26 Stunt Rock - My Age 16 Girlfriend (from Fuck Canada / Fuck America) [02:00:21]
27 Glassjaw - Hotel Of The White Locust / Losten (from Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence) [02:02:21 / 02:05:27]
Monday Jul 15, 2013
Monday Jul 15, 2013
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to the third installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Maynard James Keenan Edition! This one's a no fuckin' brainer, in my opinion. I've been a fan of Tool and Maynard since Undertow, and I've loved just about everything I've heard by him since. Speaking of which, in case some of you more fervent Maynard perverts might be wondering why there aren't any Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty tracks on here, well, I'm just not that huge a fan of the one album I have: Fingernails. A lot of it has to do with the recording/mix quality. I hope if I ever get the other album that it sounds better, but for now, I've got a tremendous pack of aural fucktacularity in store for us all today, so let's… go!
01 The Human Experimente - 21st Century Schizoid Man (feat. Robert Fripp, Maynard James Keenan & Jeff Fayman) (from 21st Century Schizoid Man Single) [00:00:39]
02 Puscifer - The Mission (M Is For Milla Mix) (from C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [00:04:16]
03 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (from Mer De Noms) [00:07:59]
04 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:10:48]
05 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:14:39]
06 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:16:46]
07 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:28]
08 Puscifer - World Up My Ass (from Cuntry Boner) [00:26:52]
09 Tool - Eulogy (from Ænima) [00:29:30]
10 Deftones - Passenger (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from White Pony) [00:37:53]
11 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:43:51]
12 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine) [00:52:38]
13 Tori Amos - Muhammad My Friend (Live) (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Ultra Rare Tracks) [01:00:03]
14 A Perfect Circle - The Noose (from Thirteenth Step) [01:03:28]
15 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [01:08:15]
16 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is For Vagina) [01:16:19]
17 Tool - Jambi (from 10,000 Days) [01:21:48]
18 Green Jellÿ - Three Little Pigs (feat. Maynard James Keenan as The Little Pigs) (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:29:05]
19 Tool - Cold And Ugly (Live) (from Opiate) [01:34:55]
20 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (Frosted Yogurt Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:39:03]
21 Tool - Opiate / The Gaping Lotus Experience (from Opiate) [01:43:05/01:48:19]
22 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:50:37]
23 Tool - Bottom (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Undertow) [01:56:41]
24 Puscifer - Indigo Children (from V Is For Vagina) [02:03:52]
25 A Perfect Circle - Blue (Bird Shake Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:10:00]
26 Tool - Jimmy (from Ænima) [02:13:53]
27 A Perfect Circle - Pet (from Thirteenth Step) [02:19:12]
28 Puscifer - The Humbling River (from "C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [02:23:42]
29 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [02:28:43]
30 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (from Mer De Noms) [02:38:02]
31 Tool - Third Eye (from Salival) [02:42:30]
32 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole) [02:56:23]
33 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:00:37]