Monday Morning Aural Sex
September 2020
Episodes
Monday Sep 28, 2020
2020-09-28 (Flashback Edition: 2012-03-12)
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
IT'S MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER! IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING (IE. TYPING ALL IN CAPS), IT'S BECAUSE I'M ON MY 4TH LARGE CUP OF COFFEE AND I'M GOING ON ABOUT 2-1/2 HRS OF SLEEP IN THE PAST 24, AAAAND I'M A BIT CRACKED OUT RIGHT NOW. I finished recording this podcast at 4:15 AM, while I had to get up for work around 7ish. I apologize that this is post is a little late. Last night was a long night and something screwed up the bounce that I set into motion while I caught my Zs (the "bounce" being the coalescence of all the various tracks in these podcasts down to a single file). You have no idea how much I adore you, my darling perverts. Maybe one day you'll know. I've got a tremendous batch of eargasms for you this week. Enjoy every magnificent drop of living fuck out of this one, 'cause I did, do and will, too.
1. George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from... an earlier album of his. I'm not exactly sure where I got it.)
2. Henry Rollins - Sex Ed (from Provoked)
3. Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
4. Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded])
5. Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single)
6. Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some Of This?)
7. Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (from Eleventeen)
8. Serj Tankian - Money (from Elect The Dead)
9. CunninLynguists - Nothing To Give (from A Piece Of Strange)
10. Blue Sky Black Death - In The Quiet Absence Of God (from NOIR)
11. George Carlin - Things We Say When People Die (from It's Bad For Ya)
12. George Carlin - He's Smiling Down (from It's Bad For Ya)
13. George Carlin - Parents In Hell (from It's Bad For Ya)
14. George Carlin - People Refuse To Be Realistic (from It's Bad For Ya)
15. Champion (aka DJ Champion) - No Heaven (from Chill 'Em All)
16. Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All)
17. Peggy Lee - A Doodlin' Song (from Weeds Vol. 1 OST)
18. Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League Cover) (from Live Shit: Binge And Purge [Disc 3])
19. Ministry - So What (Live) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up)
20. Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion)
21. Charles Manson - Don't Do Anything Illegal (from LIE: The Love & Terror Cult)
22. Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerospace)
23. Free Dominguez - Recurring Dream (from .Unearth.)
24. Solar Fields - Still Alive (feat. Lisa Miskovsky) (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from... you guessed it: Mirror's Edge OST)
25. Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl)
26. Silversun Pickups - It's Nice To Know You Work Alone (from Swoon)
27. Between The Buried And Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska)
28. Jim Lawless - Best Buy Commercial (something I made at Full Sail)
29. Heather Friedman - Flashback [Mastered] (from Session Recording 09/2009)
30. Margot West - Catch Me (from Session Recording 09/2009)
31. DJ Signify - Cup Of Regret (feat. Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
32. The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
33. The Germs - Manimal (from MIA: The Complete Anthology)
34. Rudimentary Peni - The Dead Loved (from Cacophony)
35. Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Rmx) (from Cracks Single)
36. Jonathan Coulton - RE: Your Brains (from Thing A Week Two)
37. Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (from Cage The Elephant)
38. Doug Stanhope - The Beautiful People (from Die Laughing)
39. Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice)
Monday Sep 21, 2020
2020-09-21 (Spread Love Edition)
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Ahhhhh!!! Perverts! It’s getting cold out again! I so essited! Always love seeing summer fuck the fuck off to usher in the cold months. If you’re one of those summer people, tell ya what: you try building an air conditioner and I’ll try building a fire and we’ll see who finishes first (giggity). Any-fuckin’-way, welcome one and all to the Spread Love Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! “¿Por qué?” you might so Spanishly inquire? Because fuckin’ 2020, that’s why. Seriously, I’m sure I’m not the only one sick and tired to fuckin’ apoplectic exhaustion of the hate and division in this country. I know why it’s happening. Well, maybe not know, but I’ve got some real strong fuckin’ suspicions. I’m pretty sure we’re all on the same page there.
It’s funny, one of my favorite movies is Donnie Darko, and one of the things they talk about in the movie is the contrast between love and fear. In fuckin’ case you’ve been living under a goddamn boulder for the past 30 years or something, Donnie at one point just rants about how it’s bullshit and that life is more complex than that. Something I’m learning more and more as I get older is that while he’s right, he’s not entirely right. Anyone familiar with advanced mathematics knows that lots of complex things can be simplified if you know how to do so. That is taught in schools, but I think it gets easily forgotten, especially nowadays with the deluge of other information that bombards us on a daily.
For example, my political leanings are those which promote love for my fellow human instead of fear of them. No doubt many fearful (and typically hateful) people think that’s naïvé. I get it. I don’t have any love for Nazis, because to love that which is anti-love essentially brings things to a standstill, or worse. White supremacists in general have a downright psychotic fear of their fellow man (unless of course, they’re white like them). It’s pitiful, really. I genuinely pity them, because if they could only get over their bullshit, their lives would probably feel a lot better. Hate is fuckin’ baggage, man. Ironically, hate is even anti-freedom, although you’d never guess it from how much the fuckers clamor about freedom.
Even more pathetic is the passion they piss away on trash like that when they could be directing it towards the real enemies at the top, the ones for whom love is an entirely foreign and likely ridiculous concept. I don’t give a fuck who you are, if you’re making less than $100K a year, if you’re in danger of bankruptcy from medical bills or anything like that, your enemies aren’t the ones marching in the streets demanding police accountability. Your enemies are the ones whose sole purpose is keeping us as divided as possible so that the political pressure is never so overwhelming that they can’t just comfortably kick back, collect fat donor checks and ignore the voices of their constituency in favor of often brutal corporate agendas.
For decades now, people in this country have loved the rich to absolutely masochistic degrees. I suppose they think that they too can be rich someday if they just work hard enough, if they have a good enough idea someday. For the vast majority of us, that won’t ever be the case. Despite that seemingly more and more apparent reality, the rich have been loved in the form of tax breaks, admiration, respect, etc. They’ve got a fuckin’ surplus, mmkay? The people down in the gutter need love a lot more than the rich do. Personally, and I know I’m biased here, but being on the side of love, compassion, etc. I think love will just about always conquer hate. If it somehow doesn’t, then that’s a goddamn shame, and the human race never deserved love in theory or practice. We’ve got to fight to protect and preserve love, and if we lose that, then I just don’t know what purpose life would have at all except for a hope that love will return or at least live on quietly in the hearts of those who remember it fondly. We’ll see what’s up in November. Canada’s lookin’ pretty sexy these days, I’ll tell ya.
So yeah, the only way we’re gonna be able to fight the hate is by spreading love. We need each other. This is why, “fam-i-ly,” is one of the most common chants at juggalo concerts. So long as we’re willing to believe in it, and practice it to whatever reasonable extent we can, it’ll be as real as anything else in this fucked up world. So, on that subject, I would like to once again extend my profound gratitude to any and all who’ve contributed to this podcast in any way, by listening, by sending me music and/or by co-hosting, even if they haven’t even listened to the edition they were on. I love the everloving fuck out of you for spending any amount of effort in this direction. You were a part of something small, but also something very special to me. Really, all my experiences gifted me with new knowledge and/or wisdom, and I only hope I’ve been able to reciprocate at some point either directly or indirectly.
Granted, I can’t say I cared for all the ways that lessons were learned to acquire said knowledge and/or wisdom. Far from it, but the knowledge and/or wisdom is invaluable nonetheless. Gratitude like that, another fine example of love. What would the fear equivalent be? Bitterness? Shiiiiiit… I’ve got plenty of that to last me to my last breath if I ever need it. It’s junk food for the fuckin’ soul, though. Love is like ambrosial fuckin’ nourishment, and one of the ways it’s richest is when it’s given. Obviously, it’s best when it’s reciprocated, but love can be given unconditionally too. So yeah, I say spread love. I say do something kind for someone you care about. I say do it regularly, because the more you do it, the more you’ll realize how rewarding it feels. Love takes practice, though. That’s where most people get lost. Love means a million different things to a billion different people, and it gets tangled up in all sorts of bullshit all the time.
Again, though, you can simplify things. Me, I want people to live dignified lives, free from struggle. Struggle builds character, of course, but it’s certainly not the only thing that does. Love builds it even more, I think. Maybe you agree. Maybe you think I’m a stupid, liberal snowflake soy boy beta cuck, blah-blah-blah. Don’t worry, I’ll pray for you, haha. It’s like Jimi Hendrix supposedly said, “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” And now I’ve got fuckin’ Huey Lewis in my head, and now I’m including it last minute on the fuckin’ podcast. Enjoy.
No, wait, don’t enjoy just yet. I’ve got some shit to say:
1. All of these tracks are new appearances to this podcast, even fuckin’ Huey Lewis. This podcast, just like all the other one-off, generally ambiguously-named editions is pretty much an entirely whimsical compilation from all around the musical genre spectrum. We’ve got hip-hop, R&B, drumstep, melodic dubstep, riddim, liquid drum’n’bass, dream rock, j-core, jazz, blues, happy hardcore, lo-fi beats, death metal, deathcore, breakcore, stoner rock, funk, synthwave, trance, soul… I mean, fuck, if you can’t find anything to dig in here, I’m not sure your ears work properly.
2. In the course of compiling this, I learned that Korn did a cover of The Devil Went Down To Georgia with Yelawolf… I didn’t include it, I just silently backed away from it. I don’t even care for the original, frankly. Soooo, yeah, now you know that exists and we can share the burden.
3. The Lionel Richie song is dedicated to a friend of mine who sang a bit of it last night for an amusing reason, and it made me laugh, so I included it, so there. Live with it, or don’t.
4. Deftones! Deftones are releasing their next album next week! I don’t know ‘bout y’all, but Deftones are one of my all-time favorite bands. I’m honestly hard-pressed to identify any songs of theirs I dislike. In my opinion, the worst anything in their catalog could be is a little less memorable than other tracks. So yeah, I included two tracks from the upcoming album, and they’re fuckin’ awesome, so keep your ears peeled for those. Speaking of which, I watched a short Deftones documentary on Youtube the other night in which they featured other bands whose sound may have been inspired by Deftones. That’s where the Rolo Tomassi song, “Stage Knives,” comes from. I can see what they mean, but they’re pretty awesome as their own entity, too.
5. The Camellia track called, “THE MUZZLE FACING,” is going to melt your fuckin’ faces off, so go get you a goddamn bowl to collect your melty face goop so it doesn’t stain the fuckin’ carpet, or even worse, go between the floorboards or some shit. You’ll hear what I mean a little later.
6. The White Swan? I’ve talked about them. That’s Mercedes Lander’s new band. You know, Mercedes Lander from Kittie? Yeah, I’m definitely gonna do an all-star edition for the Lander sisters at some point. Might wait until the new Karkaos stuff comes out. I know Morgan’s got some other witch house project going on too, and I’d love to throw that in there.
7. Jon Batiste is the pianist from Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Think what you want about the show, Jon Batiste is one talented motherfucker, and he’s a delight to watch and listen to. You’ll hear what I mean when you get to that track.
8. Yellopain’s video for My Vote Will Count has been makin’ serious waves lately. I encourage y’all to check it out. That’s how I found him, and I hope I enjoy other stuff in his catalog as much as I enjoy this song.
9. The Black Noi$e track is dedicated to my friend Malcolm who played it in the car during a little trip we took to McDonald’s the other night. Similarly, the Caro Emerald track called Paris is dedicated to my friend Al who shared it with me via text the other day. Also similarly, the Royal Thunder track called Time Machine is dedicated to my dear friend Veronica who posted it on my Facebook timeline the other day. Ya see? I’m always on the fuckin’ hunt for awesome new music to share with y’all. This passion doesn’t slow down somehow. I’m ecstatic that it hasn’t yet (or simply won’t ever), so I’m making the most of it while I feel it as strongly as I do.
Pretty sure that’s all I need to say, so as I wrap up this preposterously long intro, I would just like to say…
…yojne.
01 RandomBeats, Mega Run, DJ DN³, Secret Agent 23 Skidoo & Storyville - Spread Love (from Ages, Vol. 2) [00:07:15]
02 Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (from Greatest Hits: Huey Lewis And The News) [00:10:45]
03 Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) (Single Version) (from The Definitive Collection) [00:14:34]
04 ShockOne - Follow Me (from Follow Me) [00:18:49]
05 Dimension - If You Want To (Remix) (from If You Want To (Dimension Remix)) [00:22:40]
06 Feint, Andromedik - I'll Be There (feat. Cammie Robinson) (from I’ll Be There) [00:26:13]
07 Friction, Flowidus, Raphaella - By Your Side (from By Your Side) [00:30:28]
08 Deftones - Genesis (from Ohms) [00:33:49]
09 Camellia - THE MUZZLE FACING (from THE MUZZLE FACING) [00:39:05]
10 Lou Donaldson - Autumn Nocturne (from Blues Walk) [00:41:38]
11 Erra - Snowblood (from Snowblood) [00:46:28]
12 Lenzman, Children of Zeus - Rain (from Bobby) [00:50:37]
13 Similar Outskirts - Crescent (from Crescent) [00:55:05]
14 Fracus & Darwin, S3RL - Moonlit Eyes (Extended Mix) (from Moonlit Eyes) [00:58:49]
15 GentleBeatz, FIFexclamation, Linearwave - Moon Blur (from Moon Blur) [01:03:48]
16 Kataklysm - Underneath the Scars (from Underneath the Scars) [01:06:09]
17 Otto Von Schirach, The Galactic Effect - Planetary Boom (from Planetary Boom) [01:09:50]
18 HIGHSOCIETY - Dark (from Dark) [01:12:44]
19 The White Swan - Nocturnal Transmission (from Nocturnal Transmission) [01:15:48]
20 Kayzo, SYN, Zero 9:36 - Breakdown (from Breakdown) [01:21:01]
21 iSorin - Dissociate (from Dissociate) [01:25:04]
22 Idealism - Somehow (from Somehow / Remember Me) [01:28:39]
23 Jon Batiste - Ask Me Now (from Jazz Is Now) [01:31:22]
24 Deftones - Ohms (from Ohms) [01:36:44]
25 Tobe Nwigwe - I NEED YOU TO (BREONNA TAYLOR) (from THE PANDEMIC PROJECT) [01:40:50]
26 Yellopain - My Vote Will Count (feat. Sevyn Streeter) (from My Vote Will Count) [01:41:30]
27 Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Remix 2020 feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, Jahi, YG & Questlove) (from Fight The Power (Remix 2020)) [01:44:40]
28 Gil Scott-Heron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised (from The Revolution Begins: The Flying Dutchman Masters) [01:49:37]
29 Black Noi$e - Mutha Magick (feat. bbymutha) (from OBLIVION) [01:52:40]
30 Acrynm - Core As Fuck (from Miscellaneous) [01:54:12]
31 Rolo Tomassi - Stage Knives (from Grievances) [01:56:54]
32 Caro Emerald - Paris (from The Shocking Miss Emerald) [02:00:44]
33 LÜNE - Rêve Lucide (from Rêve Lucide) [02:05:26]
34 Neoh, Eskyzo, Rob Renedie - Spibairon (from Spibairon) [02:08:55]
35 DJ SHARPNEL - Lost Pixels (from Inherited Pixels EP) [02:11:49]
36 Nyamai - ANIMA (dj-Jo Remix) (from ANIMA (dj-Jo Remix)) [02:17:44]
37 Keeno - Futurism (from Futurist) [02:22:24]
38 Sunset Neon - Metrocenter 84 (from Metrocenter 84) [02:27:30]
39 Royal Thunder - Time Machine (from Crooked Doors (Deluxe Version)) [02:30:15]
40 Koven - Butterfly Effect - VIP (from Butterfly Effect (VIP)) [02:37:22]
41 King Dude - Good & Bad (feat. Josephine Olivia) (from Music to Make War To) [02:41:00]
42 Tantrum Desire - Be Careful (feat. Marianna Ray) (from Be Careful) [02:45:24]
43 Riot Ten, Whales - Save You (feat. Megan Stokes) (Kompany Remix) (from Save You (feat. Megan Stokes)) [02:50:05]
44 Rittz - Picture Perfect (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Picture Perfect) [02:53:41]
45 Standerwick - What About Us (feat. Linney) (Extended Mix) (from What About Us) [02:57:42]
46 Alaina Castillo - pass you by (from the voicenotes) [03:02:42]
47 David Lynch - I'm Waiting Here (feat. Lykke Li) (Bonus Track) (from The Big Dream) [03:06:42]
48 Stonebank - What Are You Waiting For - VIP (from What Are You Waiting For (VIP)) [03:11:31]
49 Arc North, Rival - End of Time (feat. Laura Brehm) (Floatinurboat Remix) (from End of Time (Floatinurboat Remix)) [03:16:25]
Monday Sep 14, 2020
2020-09-14 (Vantablack & Neon Edition Vol. 3)
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Volume 3 of the Vantablack & Neon Edition is upon us, much like this new Monday that’s literally never happened before! This is a brand new muthafuckin’ Monday, and just like this edition, it’s only gonna happen once, so you better fuckin’ yojne it!
Frankly, not a whole lot has changed since last edition. Just in case you’re listening to this third installment before the other two, the stuff you can expect to hear here is goth & industrial rock & metal, and retrowave/outrun/synthwave/fuckin’lawnmowerwave. Why not? I’m sure some bananahead-ass motherfucker out there somewhere has sampled a lawnmower by now. Also, if you don’t know about the bullshit controversy surrounding the color Vantablack, you ought to look into it. It’s actually pretty amusing even though it started out shitty.
Anyway, about half of these tracks are ones I’ve played on miscellaneous podcasts in the past, and half are either brand new to this podcast, or both brand new to this podcast and to yours fuckin’ truly. Special shoutout to Ms. Amanda Tea (@ms.amandatea) for introducing me to Drab Majesty, and for directing my attention to Madonna’s, “Justify My Love.” Check her out (and @pennydreads) on Instagram if you enjoy awesome photography, wigs & hair pieces, or even just phenomenally beautiful ladies.
Speaking of which, I decided to include a couple of my own tracks on this edition since these two fit the theme. I actually remixed one of them special for this edition. By remixed, I don’t mean anything like a Trent Reznor remix, I just tweaked a couple things here and there to make it better than it was, at least in my opinion.
All that done did and fuckin’ said, let us fuck and yojne!
01 SWARM - Void (from Void) [00:01:12]
02 Gunship - Maximum Black (from GUNSHIP) [00:05:01]
03 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt) [00:10:33]
04 Mental Minority - Dystopia Now (from Dystopia Now) [00:14:26]
05 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [00:20:26]
06 Dance With The Dead - War (from Loved to Death) [00:26:19]
07 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged (from The Fragile (Left)) [00:31:09]
08 Hyper - Clockwork (from Lies) [00:35:40]
09 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [00:40:13]
10 Daniel Deluxe - Sojourn (from Exile) [00:48:18]
11 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - After The Flesh (remix) (from The Best of TKK) [00:51:38]
12 Extra Terra - Retrobot (from Retrobot) [00:56:01]
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch) [00:59:28]
14 Kn1ght - Hawk Road (from Hawk Road) [01:03:36]
15 Dir en grey - Obscure (from Vulgar) [01:08:24]
16 Isidor - Touch the Sky (from 3218) [01:12:22]
17 Lindemann - Knebel (from F & M (Deluxe)) [01:17:08]
18 Botnit - Hi-Score (from Vivid Memories) [01:20:54]
19 The Cure - Burn (from The Crow OST) [01:25:00]
20 Danger - 6.24 (from Furi OGST) [01:31:26]
21 Drab Majesty - Cold Souls (from The Demonstration) [01:35:45]
22 Madonna - Justify My Love (from Celebration (double disc version)) [01:41:11]
23 Skinny Puppy - Grave Wisdom (from Too Dark Park) [01:46:01]
24 Makeup And Vanity Set - A Glowing Light, a Promise (from 88:88) [01:49:42]
25 SWARM - The Nothing (from The Nothing) [01:55:12]
26 W O L F C L U B - Late Night Getaway Drive (from Runaways) [02:00:33]
27 Machines Of Loving Grace - Golgotha Tenement Blues (from The Crow OST) [02:03:45]
28 Von Kaiser - Landline (from Landline) [02:07:35]
29 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake Soundtrack) [02:12:24]
30 Signal Void - Find You (feat. King Protea) (from Find You) [02:15:34]
31 Kidney Thieves - S+M (A Love Song) (from Trickster) [02:19:25]
32 The Midnight - Vampires (from Endless Summer) [02:22:58]
33 Marilyn Manson - Abuse Pt. 1 (from Smells Like Children (Uncut)) [02:28:08]
34 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery (Warm Abusive Gun Edit) (from Broken) [technically 02:28:08 since this homemade edit of the track includes the previous track as an intro, but the actual NIN track starts at 02:29:44]
35 PRIZM - We Were Young (from We Were Young) [02:35:04]
36 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Sex On Wheelz (Glamour Dyke Mix) (from Sex on Wheelz (Single)) [02:38:35]
37 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [02:42:34]
38 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Full Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:46:35]
39 Slvmber, Astral Tales - Heatwave (from Heatwave) [02:54:23]
40 00111111 - Worlds Burn Alive (feat. Tiffany Rose) (from soundcloud.com/o0111111) [02:58:49]
41 Ace Marino - Nostalgia (feat. Jinxx) (from Nostalgia (feat. Jinxx)) [03:05:06]
42 Nine Inch Nails - We’re In This Together (from The Fragile (Left)) [03:09:05]
43 Le Castle Vania - The Red Circle (from John Wick OST) [03:16:18]
44 Apoptygma Berzerk - Until the End of the World (from Harmonizer (Norwegian release)) [03:17:11]
45 Vogel - Night City (from Hologram) [03:23:01]
46 3TEETH - Degrade (from ) [03:28:37]
47 Carpenter Brut - Looking For Tracy Tzu (from EP II) [03:32:03]
48 Anti-Mechanism - Caustic (from The Ending Swallows Us Whole…) [03:36:17]
49 Juche - Nightline (from Nightline) [03:41:23]
50 Dulce Liquido - Anticristianos (from Dark Noir Vol. 1) [03:45:38]
51 admo - Polygon (from Atlantic Drift) [03:51:22]
52 Genitorturers - Liar’s Lair (from Gothic Divas) [03:54:45]
53 Malice Mizer - Illuminati (from Merveilles) [03:58:33]
54 Mega Drive - Converter (from Mega Drive) [04:03:42]
55 Hocico - Born To Be Hated (Original Odium) (from Wrack And Ruin) [04:10:08]
56 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad) [04:16:07]
57 Die Form - Cantique 1 (from Vicious Circles - The Best of Die Form) [04:20:06]
58 Perturbator - God Complex (from New Model) [04:26:38]
59 Stabbing Westward - Crawl (from Dead and Gone) [04:35:46]
60 Essenger - Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton) (from Downfall (feat. Lexi Norton)) [04:39:23]
61 Bella Morte - Away (from Where Shadows Lie) [04:39:23]
62 Home - Nights (I Wish I Could Be There) (from Odyssey) [04:49:46]
63 00111111 - You Still Own The Air (2020 Mix) (from An Extraordinary Love) [04:52:40]
Monday Sep 07, 2020
2020-09-07 (Black Lives Matter Edition Vol. 2)
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Another Monday is upon us, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! Know what that means? Yet aNOTHER edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! This week, as made patently obvious by the fucking logo you likely saw already, is the second volume of the Black Lives Matter Edition. Yes, just like the My Favorite Ladies editions, I really just didn’t want to depart from this topic just yet. I compiled so much fuckin’ music for both of those in such a short amount of time, like, both of those are editions I should’ve done a long fuckin’ time ago. Sometimes the brain forgets to brain, ya know?
So, to introduce this edition, I’d like to address some of the arguments against the Black Lives Matter movement. First of all, and one of the supremely loathesome, “All Lives Matter…” Motherfucker, no one is denying that. The only time this argument comes up is as a retort to the notion of Black Lives Matter, as if there are some invisible words after “matter,” like, “matter more than yours,” or, “matter more than anyone else’s.” No, you dipshit-ass motherfucker. You’re adding words to a finished slogan. You’re seeing shit that isn’t there. BLM isn’t a black supremacy group, they just want justice and equality. You know, that shit that white people have widely been enjoying for fucking centuries now? Of course there are white people who’ve gotten their asses beaten and shot by the cops, but the proportion is pretty fuckin’ slanted against black people. Just take a brief look at how many white mass murderers were apprehended and jailed versus being gunned down at the scene. Then, take a brief look at how many black people have been killed for no probable cause whatso-fuckin’-ever.
You say, “all lives matter,” and yet you’re bizarrely absent for this moment in which black lives are being destroyed damn near every goddamn day. Gee, I wonder why the fuck that is? No doubt you’re just a rugged individualist, and if you don’t get what’s owed to you (for whatever fuckin’ reason), then fuck everyone else until you’re taken care of, right? If you had a modicum of perspi-fucking-cacity, you would realize that black people aren’t your enemies. Like I said on the last edition, the real enemy is above you. Poor people fightin’ amongst themselves, petty racist bullshit and want not, the rich eat that shit like sugar on their fuckin’ cereal. (Fuck, that made me hungry.) But yeah, are you really so blind to think that Jeff Bezos isn’t laughin’ his ass off at all of us right now? Shit, I don’t know how he does anything else but laugh at us. Do you have any fuckin’ idea how many of the world’s problems he could solve forever with just a fraction of his funds? Is he doin’ any of it? Is he doin’ enough of it? Do we still have lots of fucked up shit going on around here? Thanks for comin’ to my fuckin’ TED talk.
That shit absolutely blew my mind during the 2016 election, people sayin’ Trump cared about them, or that he was/is down to earth. Motherfucker, to be a billionaire, you have to not give a flying fuck about your fellow man. To amass that much wealth, to not be single-handedly funding worldwide charities and social reform, it requires you to be fuckin’ indifferent to others. Billionaires are mentally fuckin’ ill with greed, and that shit is the most widely laudable illness in all of human history, so much so that they rationalize their way away from any negative connotations of the aforementioned greed. I’m sure no billionaire thinks of themselves as greedy or mentally ill. They most likely just consider themselves successful. Lemme tell ya, the state of fuckin’ success sucks right now, perverts. This is a human issue, not one of race. BLM isn’t even on that grand of an agenda. They just want police accountability, for fuck’s sake. That’s what you’re arguing against. I can guaran-fuckin’-tee you that if you’d gotten fucked up by a cop, or someone you care about or whatever, you’d be demanding accountability with every word out your mouth. I certainly wanted to when the cops lied during my trial. I was fuckin’ livid. I’ll tell y’all about that another time.
Anyway, I know this is already getting long, but another argument is, “Blue Lives Matter…” Motherfucker, blue is not a skin color unless you’re a fuckin’ Smurf. Okay? Again, nobody’s saying the cops lives don’t matter if black lives do. The two can exist at the same time. Wild shit, I know. Right? Two whole ideas existing at the same time. Again, it’s only about accountability. Fuck you if you’re somehow against accountability. That sounds like you’re hidin’ some shit, just like when motherfuckers plead the 5th, just like when motherfuckers give you a, “maybe,” to a yes or no question. Blue lives matter, eh? What’s the ratio of cops killed to black people? You think a cop has any issues getting employed because he’s a cop? No, exactly! Doesn’t make any fuckin’ sense, ‘cause he’s a cop! Already employed! You know what blue lives are supposed to do? De-fuckin’-escalate things. How much have we been seeing of that in Trump’s America? And yes, you fuckin’ idiots, this is Trump’s America no matter how hard he tries fear-mongering about Biden’s America by showing current events. You think protestors are gettin’ stomped and abducted at the mere suggestion that anyone besides Trump could be elected? If you actually think that, you really are lost. Just fuckin’ lost in that cult mindset.
One last one, “Defund the Police…” Motherfucker, cops are acquiring military leftovers. Are there fuckin’ wars going on in the streets of America? The drug war, of course. The only fuckin’ war goin’ on is the one on the poor. It’s the most nefarious one because it’s goin’ on largely unequipped with anything other than political power. But yeah, defunding the police is just about investing in other social welfare programs, like mental fuckin’ health. Take a look at the case of Daniel Prude if you want an example of how that could’ve helped him. It was said that he had PCP in his system, but not if he was an addict. Addiction, however, is indeed a mental and physical illness, and when you’re a fuckin’ hammer like the police just followin’ protocol, everything looks like a goddamn nail. It’s not to say that the police should be disrespected (‘cause shit, they’ll fuckin’ arrest or kill you for it), it’s just that other institutions that are more beneficial to certain cases should be more adequately funded so that they can help people the way they’re supposed to. That, and many police precincts need to be reformed at least insofar as they’re less fuckin’ deadly. Less racist would be lovely too, and somethin’ tells me the two would need to go hand-in-hand, but whatever.
Oh, and the shit the right is saying about Biden defunding the police is fuckin’ preposterous. Progressives, centrists, pretty much everyone other than Fox News knows that Biden has no such intentions whatsoever. In fact, precisely the fuckin’ opposite. Biden is not the first choice for many of us, nay even 7th, 10th, 50th. He’s what we’re stuck with, and I’d rather be stuck than fuckin’ enraged, depressed, or fuckin’ numb every goddamn day. I remember days from the not so distant past where political news was largely uneventful. I miss those relatively tranquil days, but at the same time, we’ve reached a tipping point where we just can’t return to normalcy. Shit needs fixin’ ‘round here. You can’t goddamn deny it no matter who you are or where you stand. The points where we differ are just what needs fixin’ and when, but again, the real enemy is fuckin’ above you, not beside you.
Anyway, I’ve spent the past hour writin’ all this fuckin’ shit, and it’s way too long, I know. I had some shit that needed sayin’. The stuff we’ll be hearing this week is largely celebratory in general with a couple sociopolitical commentaries peppered in. Yet again, I’ve organized the tracks (the track titles, mostly) in ways that make some semblance of sense to me in a magnetic poetry sort of way. I hope you notice and appreciate that little extra effort as much as I enjoy putting it in (giggity).
All that fuckin’ said, YOOOOJNEEEEEEE!
01 Claude McLin - Jambo (from Jambo/Jambo (Instrumental)) [00:06:36]
02 Ice Cube - Down For Whatever (from Lethal Injection) [00:09:00]
03 BLVK JVCK - THVT SH!T (from THVT SH!T) [00:13:38]
04 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (from Young, Gifted and Black) [00:16:12]
05 Dr. Dre - Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin') (feat. Jewell, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [00:19:18]
06 Cypress Hill - Pass The Knife (from Elephants On Acid) [00:24:07]
07 Death Grips - Get Got (from The Money Store) [00:27:43]
08 Ho99o9 - Splash (from United States of Horror) [00:30:32]
09 Tyler, The Creator - Trashwang (feat. Na' kel, Jasper Dolphin, Lucas., L-Boy, TACO, Left Brain & Lee Spielman) (from Wolf) [00:33:21]
10 Ella Fitzgerald - All Through The Night (from Ella Fitzgerald Sings The Cole Porter Songbook (Expanded Edition)) [00:38:02]
11 Akir - Apocalypse (Remix) (feat. Immortal Technique & Pharoah Monche) (from The Secret) [00:41:15]
12 Rough Francis - Panthers in the Night (from Panthers in the Night) [00:44:50]
13 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Notorious Thugs (feat. Notorious B.I.G.) (from The Collection Volume 1) [00:46:36]
14 Three 6 Mafia - Just Anotha Crazy Clique (feat. Three 6 Mafia - Just Anotha Crazy Clique (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid) (from When The Smoke Clears) [00:52:33]
15 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. II (from The Infamous) [00:56:27]
16 Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead (from Superfly) [01:01:47]
17 Truth - Grampian (feat. Stylust & Sgt Pokes) (from Mushrooms) [01:07:07]
18 Ho99o9 - Mega City Nine (unknown virus 4.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [01:11:41]
19 Death Grips - Bubbles Buried In This Jungle (from Bottomless Pit) [01:13:55]
20 The Killjoy Club - Surprize (from Reindeer Games) [01:16:30]
21 Prophets Of Rage - The Party's Over (from The Party’s Over) [01:21:10]
22 Pure Hell - Hard Action (from Noise Addiction) [01:24:36]
23 Tech N9ne - I Caught Crazy! (4Ever) (from N9NA) [01:27:02]
24 Enemy Radio - The Kids Ain't Alright (from Loud Is Not Enough) [01:29:53]
25 Muddy Waters - Mannish Boy (from Hard Again) [01:33:05]
26 Gang Starr, Redman, Method Man - Bad Name (Remix) (from Bad Name (Remix)) [01:38:25]
27 Freddie Scott - (You) Got What I Need (from Celeste & Jesse Forever OST) [01:42:00]
28 Luniz - I Got 5 On It (J.Rabbit Remix) (from *bootleg) [01:44:51]
29 Futuristic - I Guess I'll Smoke (feat. Dizzy Wright & Layzie Bone) (from Traveling Local) [01:47:50]
30 C & C Music Factory - Take A Toke (from Anything Goes!) [01:51:07]
31 Redman - Smoke Buddah (from Muddy Waters) [01:56:29]
32 Rick James - Mary Jane (from Come Get It! (Expanded Edition)) [01:59:03]
33 Snoop Lion - Smoke the Weed (feat. Collie Buddz) (from Reincarnated (Deluxe Version)) [02:03:56]
34 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [02:07:21]
35 Chuuwee, Trizz - Stoned (from Amerikkas Most Blunted) [02:11:21]
36 Raleigh Ritchie - Time in a Tree (from Time in a Tree) [02:15:07]
37 FKA Twigs - Two Weeks (from LP1) [02:18:48]
38 Moses Sumney - Doomed (from Aromanticism) [02:22:49]
39 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere) [02:27:16]
40 G-Mo Skee - Bring Em to Life (from Bring Em To Life) [02:30:11]
41 Ho99o9 - War Is Hell (from United States of Horror) [02:32:58]
42 Nhpb, Mega Ran - Slice of Luxury (from Slice of Luxury) [02:36:20]
43 Onyx - Love of Money 96 (from Cold Case Files 2) [02:39:54]
44 Ice Cube - The Curse of Money (from War & Peace Volume 1 (The War Disc)) [02:44:47]
45 Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street (from Midnight Mover: The Bobby Womack Story) [02:48:26]
46 Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst (from Expansion Team) [02:52:11]
47 James Brown, Fred Wesley, The J.B.'s - People Get Up And Drive Your Funky Soul - Remix (from Motherlode) [02:55:47]
48 Nas - Nas Is Like (from I Am…) [03:04:43]
49 Maxim - Like We (feat. Champaz) (from Love More) [03:08:38]
50 Parliament - Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker) (from Mothership Connection) [03:11:39]
51 Berhana - Grey Luh (from Grey Luh) [03:17:19]
52 The Time - Jungle Love (from Ice Cream Castle) [03:21:38]
53 Ray Charles - There's No You - 2016 Mono Remaster (from The Atlantic Studio Albums In Mono (Remaster)) [03:29:21]
54 Chuck Berry - You Never Can Tell (from St. Louis To Liverpool) [03:31:42]
55 Al Green - I'm a Ram (from Gets Next to You) [03:34:20]
56 Aminé - Roots (feat. JID, Charlie Wilson) (from Limbo) [03:38:01]
57 OutKast - ATLiens (from ATLiens) [03:42:26]
58 Pharoahe Monch, Common & Talib Kweli - The Truth (from Internal Affairs) [03:46:02]
59 serpentwithfeet - A Comma (from Apparition EP) [03:49:50]
60 GZA - The Spark (from The Spark) [03:52:33]