Monday Morning Aural Sex
September 2019
Episodes
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Motherfuckers and fuckermothers! Emoclew to the Al’s Well That Ends Well Edition of your and my favorite fuckin’ podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week I’m co-hosting this shit with a longtime friend of mine, Albert Fraser V, aka five, but his real last name is ForVendetta. Don’t tell anyone.
I met Al on a website I’ve occasionally talked about called True Achievements. We had a session to run through the co-op achievements on a game called N+, and we ended up having a great conversation. Later found out we lived within an hour of each other, so we decided to hang out and try to do some local co-op stuff on Guitar Hero 3. Local meaning not online, by the way. For those of you who aren’t too familiar with gaming terminology. Al’s a fuckin’ beast at Guitar Hero, so he helped me with some stuff I was stuck on, and I’m forever grateful for it.
Speaking of Guitar Hero, I’ve got a story for you motherfuckers. Never told this story on this podcast, so buckle up. So, a few years ago, Activision tried reviving the series with Guitar Hero Live. It was okay. Far from a revival, but a decent game. Unfortunately, the online portion had achievements that required long, LONG grinding to the tune of (see what I did there? hehe) 1,000,000 strums. You can actually do all the other online achievements and still only have about 130,000 strums logged. What this means is that you have to spend long, tedious fucking hours and hours playing the online portion long fucking after you’ve reached the max level and gotten all the score boosts, and literally all fuckin’ incentive to keep playing is stripped away.
Understandably, neither of us had much willpower to endure that fucking slog. Then, on which was indeed a dark fuckin’ day, we learned that the online portion of the game would be shut down due to song license expiration and shit. This wouldn’t concern most people, but we’re fucking achievement hunters, so we put ourselves through some horrendous fuckin’ torture sometimes to get achievements and hopefully even completions. Some of us are more completionistic than others (is that even a word? Fuck it, whatever.). Some of us just play and get whatever achievements we can. We’re both somewhere in between.
Back to the story, so we find out the online is going down. On True Achievements, someone posted a guide for that 1,000,000 strums achievement recommending using a reciprocating saw to automate the strumming. Seemed extreme, considering it required either the purchase or rental of a fucking power tool for the purpose of earning a worthless little achievement, but 10 minutes later, at the fucking hardware store…
We ended up only spending about $30-40 bucks, but still. I mean, now we have reciprocating saws in case anything around the house needs fucking sawing. Anyway, we laid the saws on some throw pillows, just high enough to sit over the guitars’ strum bars. Then, we wrapped the blades in electric tape along with a small T-shaped piece of cardboard just over the strum bars to facilitate the actual strumming. We also couldn’t leave the saws with the triggers down all the way, because they were too powerful, so we wrapped electric tape around the triggers tight enough to get them going, but only at about 20% power. Is this fucking ridiculous enough for you all yet?
Now, because we wanted that achievement on both the Xbox One AND the Xbox 360 versions, we decided to passively run two copies at once, and we actively worked on whichever other platform wasn’t being occupied. We actually had to temporarily evict my mom from the living room, for about 3 days. We checked on the setup every 30-40 minutes, and turned them off when we went to bed. We also had issues with the servers dropping us and having to set things up again, which made this whole process even more fun. Worst of all, holy fucking Christ, the noise… Men, women, boys and girls, do you have any idea the noise that a reciprocating saw makes? Let alone the noise that they make when they’re being run across a plastic strum bar? Holy jumping-jack fucksauce, that shit was phenomenally irritating. Anyway, we did get all of it done, and my shit got done just under the wire, so when I finally work up the stones to revisit the offline portion, I’ll be damn proud of those completions.
Anyway, back to the intro so we can actually start playing fucking music at some point. So, we’ve been hanging out regularly for about 4 years now, and we even took a cross-country road trip together. It’s a great friendship, and it’s funny that it was made through at least what I consider to be extraordinary circumstances. Plus, one of the reasons it’s great is that we have similar taste in music, which you’re all about to find out. We share awesome new music with each other pretty often, and that’s something I’ve always cherished about all my friendships, actually. If you show me something new that I love, you’ve got a permanent place in my heart, because I’m always searching for new stuff.
Anyway, this week’s tracks are made up of a bunch of stuff we want to play for each other, and for you, of course. I searched far and wide for my stuff, and I imagine Al did too. Much like I did with my roommate Josh’s co-host podcast, I’ll be alternating our picks one after another, until we have more of one than the other.
All that said, let’s chat a little bit about what we’ll be hearing. The older artists were chosen because I pretty much always listen to older music when I’m doing Lyft rides. It’s inoffensive for the most part, and I pretty much never get tired of it. It’s strange, because I’m not normally like that unless the tracks are particularly exceptional. I guess I just really fucking love old music? I’m okay with that. By the way, the Count Basie song, “Double-O,” was a must, because that’s my gaming nickname. I kinda hope I don’t ever have a girl call me Double-O in bed, but I’ve had way worse shit go down. Half-kidding, by the way.
Aaaanyway, moving on, Ashnikko is an awesome junk pop/hip-hop artist that Josh just showed me. Look out for that track. Catnapp is similar. I just found her through the collaboration with Otto Von Schirach. Very excellent stuff in her catalog. That Drugzilla album title, though… “Laugh? I Almost Swallowed My Window!” Amazing. Ghost of a Gentleman is a band that’s fronted by one of Al’s friends. We saw them perform around his town, and they did a great job. I could easily see them on a Life Is Strange soundtrack. Definitely good shit. Danger Zone is there because of our mutual fondness for Archer. Daaaanger Zoooone!
Mike Shinoda put out a solo album! Go check it out if you’re in the mood to be sad, or if you already feel sad about something! Excellent stuff, though, for real. Nostalghia is an artist you all need to listen to more. It is seriously your own loss if you don’t. She’s fantastic. Otto Von Schirach is there because we’re seeing him on Friday! I haven’t seen that wacky motherfucker since 2012 when he toured with Atari Teenage Riot. One of the most fucking spectacular shows I’ve ever been to, by the way, and only $15, too. The Venetian Snares tracks… Well, breakcore isn’t for everyone, so I guess I’m sorry if it’s not for you, ‘cause I think it’s fucking wonderful. The White Swan and Karkaos both have ties to Kittie. If you’re curious, fuckin’ ask me. I love those ladies somethin’ fierce. We’ll also be playing one of Al’s favorite tracks ever recorded, but I’m lettin’ that one be a surprise, even though now I probably fuckin’ ruined it.
That’s about it. I could blather fuckin’ on and on still, but it’s Al’s turn to do so.
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01 Alter Bridge - Cry of Achilles (from Fortress) [00:06:52]
02 Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-Headed Boy (from In the Aeroplane Over the Sea) [00:13:20]
03 Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone (from Top Gun OST) [00:17:45]
04 Harley Poe - The Hearse Song (from Satan, Sex and No Regrets) [00:21:15]
05 Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention - Hot Poop (from We’re Only In It For The Money) [00:23:56]
06 Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention - What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (from We’re Only In It For The Money) [00:24:21]
07 Harley Poe - Eat Shit and Die (from Have a Great Life.) [00:25:24]
08 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:31:15]
09 Sylosis - Altered States Of Consciousness (from Edge Of The Earth) [00:34:31]
10 Catnapp - Down in the Basement (from Break) [00:39:48]
11 Architects - Holy Hell (from Holy Hell) [00:43:25]
12 Venetian Snares - Your Face When I Finally (from Your Face) [00:47:34]
13 KAWALA - Kept in the Dark (from Counting the Miles) [00:54:06]
14 Twiztid - V5 - strike (feat. Alla Xul Elu) (from Generation Nightmare) [00:57:33]
15 Al Di Meola - Race With Devil On Spanish Highway (from Elegant Gypsy) [01:01:00]
16 Karkaos - Kolossòs (from Children of the Void) [01:07:12]
17 Buckethead - Nottingham Lace (from Enter The Chicken) [01:11:26]
18 Count Basie - Double-O (from The Complete Atomic Basie) [01:17:58]
19 Buckethead - Whitewash (from Colma) [01:20:40]
20 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:25:17]
21 Architects - Red Hypergiant (from Lost Forever // Lost Together) [01:28:49]
22 Insane Clown Posse - My Fun House (from Ringmaster) [01:30:57]
23 Arctic Monkeys - Old Yellow Bricks (from Favourite Worst Nightmare) [01:35:55]
24 Otto Von Schirach - Subatomic Disco Divas (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [01:39:00]
25 Sylosis - A Dying Vine (from Monolith) [01:43:00]
26 Caro Emerald - Pack Up The Louie (Caravan Palace Remix) (from The Shocking Miss Emerald (The Remixes)) [01:48:49]
27 Brown Bird - Blood from the Tree (from Axis Mundi) [01:52:13]
28 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [01:56:37]
29 Le Trio Joubran - Masâr (from Majâz) [02:01:17]
30 Venetian Snares - My Love Is A Bulldozer (from My Love Is A Bulldozer) [02:06:00]
31 Witchcraft - Democracy (from Legend) [02:11:05]
32 Curtis Mayfield - Freddie’s Dead (from Superfly) [02:14:47]
33 The Tallest Man On Earth - The Wild Hunt (from The Wild Hunt) [02:20:07]
34 FEVER 333 - ONE OF US (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [02:23:21]
35 Sylosis - Monolith (from Monolith) [02:26:42]
36 FantomenK - Dance of the incognizant (from FantomenK) [02:31:43]
37 The Tallest Man On Earth - Where Do My Bluebird Fly (from Shallow Grave) [02:38:45]
38 LARS - Rock n Roll (feat. Twiztid) (from Last American Rock Stars) [02:41:59]
39 KAWALA - Roads (from Counting the Miles) [02:45:27]
40 Mike Shinoda - Lift Off (feat. Chino Moreno and Machine Gun Kelly) (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [02:49:27]
41 Ghost of a Gentleman - Street Signs (from Empty Room) [02:53:23]
42 Catnapp - Rattle Snake (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Rattle Snake) [02:57:02]
43 Ella Fitzgerald - It’s Only a Paper Moon (from Jazz Divas Vol. 1) [02:59:36]
44 The White Swan - Illuminate (from Anubis) [03:02:16]
45 Drugzilla - Why You Never Became a Dancer (from Laugh? I Almost Swallowed My Window!) [03:06:51]
46 Caravan Palace - Aftermath (from ) [03:09:41]
47 Mark Morton - Cross Off (feat. Chester Bennington) (from Cross Off) [03:12:37]
48 Stolen Babies - Filistata (from There Be Squabbles Ahead) [03:16:44]
49 Otto Von Schirach - Captive Earth People (from Captive Earth People) [03:20:00]
50 Sarah Vaughan - How High The Moon (from At Mister Kelly’s) [03:23:05]
51 Venetian Snares - 1000 Years (from My Love Is A Bulldozer) [03:26:03]
52 James Brown - King Heroin (from There It Is) [03:32:11]
53 grandson - Overdose (from a modern tragedy vol. 1) [03:36:04]
54 York, Steve Brian - Salida Del Sol (York’s Album Mix) (from Islanders) [03:39:52]
55 Mike Shinoda - Over Again (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:46:31]
56 Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2 (from In the Aeroplane Over the Sea) [03:50:17]
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-09-30 (My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 1)
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Mu-tha-fuck-in’ perverts! Emoclew to the inaugural edition of what is sure to be an epically fucktacular series for this podcast, the My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 1! I can’t fuckin’ believe that I’ve done over 220 something podcasts, and never fuckin’ thought to do one of these! I thought back to all my All-Star Editions too, and those were all fuckin’ dudes! I didn’t mean for that to happen at all, but it did, and I’m thoroughly ashamed. So, in order to rectify what I consider to be a gross error, I have searched faaaaaar and fuckin’ wide for some of the best of the best tracks that exemplify what these ladies are capable of. Please, PLEASE open up a discussion with me anytime you might be curious why I chose any of these particular tracks, or if you have any suggestions I should add for future editions. I promise to give just about anything you send me a focused listen and careful consideration.
I ought to mention that in my searching, I ended up compiling over 10 fucking hours of tracks. Only the most perverted of you perverts knows that my podcasts are typically about 3 hours long, so I had to make pass after pass after pass down the tracklist trying to make cuts. Lemme fuckin’ tell ya, that wasn’t easy. There’s SO much cool fuckin’ music out there done by female artists, including stuff from a few with whom I’m thoroughly proud to be friends. I wanted to ask them for their permission to use their stuff on this podcast first, so look out for that stuff in future volumes of this edition.
One more thing I ought to mention: we’re beginning and ending this podcast with music from my favorite lady of all time. She’s a lady to whom I owe my very existence, and I love her dearly. Yes indeed, I do mean my mother, Jan Sivertsen. The tracks are listed under The First Few, because that was the name of my parents’ touring band they had before I was born and crushed all their dreams… Not really. At least I hope not. Geez, never mind, Nosey McNoserson. Also, it doesn’t feel right calling my parents’ music, “aural sex,” so I’ll leave that to you perverted bastards out there.
Aaaaand with that, well, we yojne, because yojne is life, and life is yojne. So yojne your genitals off, and then glue them back on, because genitals are important.
So… ya know, yeah. Yojne.
01 The First Few - Those Were The Days (from Could It Be) [00:01:50]
02 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [00:06:25]
03 Nostalghia - Sunshiny Milk (from Chrysalis) [00:09:54]
04 Kittie - Spit (Live) (from Origins/Evolutions (Live)) [00:12:54]
05 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [00:15:42]
06 kidneythieves - Zerospace (from Zerøspace) [00:20:22]
07 Catnapp - The Mover (feat. Modeselektor) (from Break) [00:24:10]
08 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from IWRESTLEDABEARONCE) [00:27:04]
09 The Knife - Neverland (from Silent Shout) [00:29:42]
10 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [00:33:15]
11 PJ Harvey - Naked Cousin (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [00:37:00]
12 Björk - Human Behavior (from Debut) [00:40:52]
13 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:44:57]
14 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [00:50:33]
15 CASHFORGOLD - i could be your goddess (from i could be your goddess) [00:54:08]
16 Portishead - Western Eyes (from Portishead) [00:57:18]
17 Miley Cyrus - Mother’s Daughter (from SHE IS COMING) [01:01:14]
18 Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown (from you should see me in a crown) [01:04:46]
19 Rose McGowan - RM486 (from RM486) [01:07:45]
20 X-Ray Spex - I Am a Cliché (from Let’s Submerge: The Anthology) [01:13:23]
21 Cœur de pirate - Fondu au noir (from Cœur de pirate) [01:15:14]
22 Akira Yamaoka - You’re Not Here (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [01:18:00]
23 Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [01:21:40]
24 iwrestledabearonce - You Ain’t No Family (from It’s All Happening) [01:25:33]
25 Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole (from Secretions) [01:29:18]
26 Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can (from When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right) [01:33:52]
27 Infected Mushroom - Fields of Grey (feat. Sasha Grey) (from Converting Vegetarians II) [01:38:27]
28 Keys N Krates - Save Me (feat. Katy B) (from Midnite Mass EP) [01:42:46]
29 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:46:23]
30 Otep - Atom To Adam (from Atavist) [01:52:48]
31 Otep - Reading Constance’s Poem (from http://www.cameo.com) [01:56:49]
32 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Bubblegum (feat. Avelino) (from Sass Pancakes) [01:57:32]
33 Mr Sam - Surrender (feat. Rani) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Surrender) [02:00:40]
34 Karkaos - Eden (from Empire) [02:05:08]
35 Snow Tha Product - Nights (feat. W. Darling) (from Half Way There…Pt. 1) [02:13:06]
36 Poppy - Voicemail (from Voicemail) [02:16:59]
37 GLaDOS - Still Alive (from Portal OST) [02:19:40]
38 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [02:22:32]
39 The Sundays - Wild Horses (from Blind) [02:32:12]
40 Bim - Stop You (from Two) [02:36:49]
41 Rezz, Deathpact - Kiss of Death (from Beyond the Senses) [02:40:00]
42 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [02:43:17]
43 Astrid Engberg - Siberia (from Life Goes On) [02:46:24]
44 Portishead - Roads (from Dummy) [02:52:27]
45 Poppy - Fade Into You (Mazzy Star cover) (from Unreleased) [02:57:28]
46 Lindsey Stirling - Love Goes On And On (feat. Amy Lee) (from Artemis) [03:02:19]
47 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [03:06:21]
48 Rebekah Del Rio - Llorando (from Mulholland Dr. OST) [03:10:12]
49 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [03:13:42]
50 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (The Theme From Mirror’s Edge) (from Mirror’s Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes) [03:16:45]
51 Billie Holiday - I’ll Look Around (from The Lady Sings 1944 - 1950 (1)) [03:20:56]
52 Bim - Stay In My Memory (from Scatterheart) [03:24:06]
53 Johnette Napolitano - Suicide Note (from Underworld OST) [03:27:44]
54 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [03:33:10]
55 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets) [03:37:35]
56 Aimee Mann - It’s Not (from Lost In Space) [03:41:37]
57 The First Few - You Forgot To Say Goodbye (from Unreleased) [03:44:56]
Monday Sep 23, 2019
2019-09-23 (Al’s Well That Ends Well Edition)
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Motherfuckers and fuckermothers! Emoclew to the Al’s Well That Ends Well Edition of your and my favorite fuckin’ podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week I’m co-hosting this shit with a longtime friend of mine, Albert Fraser V, aka five, but his real last name is ForVendetta. Don’t tell anyone.
I met Al on a website I’ve occasionally talked about called True Achievements. We had a session to run through the co-op achievements on a game called N+, and we ended up having a great conversation. Later found out we lived within an hour of each other, so we decided to hang out and try to do some local co-op stuff on Guitar Hero 3. Local meaning not online, by the way. For those of you who aren’t too familiar with gaming terminology. Al’s a fuckin’ beast at Guitar Hero, so he helped me with some stuff I was stuck on, and I’m forever grateful for it.
Speaking of Guitar Hero, I’ve got a story for you motherfuckers. Never told this story on this podcast, so buckle up. So, a few years ago, Activision tried reviving the series with Guitar Hero Live. It was okay. Far from a revival, but a decent game. Unfortunately, the online portion had achievements that required long, LONG grinding to the tune of (see what I did there? hehe) 1,000,000 strums. You can actually do all the other online achievements and still only have about 130,000 strums logged. What this means is that you have to spend long, tedious fucking hours and hours playing the online portion long fucking after you’ve reached the max level and gotten all the score boosts, and literally all fuckin’ incentive to keep playing is stripped away.
Understandably, neither of us had much willpower to endure that fucking slog. Then, on which was indeed a dark fuckin’ day, we learned that the online portion of the game would be shut down due to song license expiration and shit. This wouldn’t concern most people, but we’re fucking achievement hunters, so we put ourselves through some horrendous fuckin’ torture sometimes to get achievements and hopefully even completions. Some of us are more completionistic than others (is that even a word? Fuck it, whatever.). Some of us just play and get whatever achievements we can. We’re both somewhere in between.
Back to the story, so we find out the online is going down. On True Achievements, someone posted a guide for that 1,000,000 strums achievement recommending using a reciprocating saw to automate the strumming. Seemed extreme, considering it required either the purchase or rental of a fucking power tool for the purpose of earning a worthless little achievement, but 10 minutes later, at the fucking hardware store…
We ended up only spending about $30-40 bucks, but still. I mean, now we have reciprocating saws in case anything around the house needs fucking sawing. Anyway, we laid the saws on some throw pillows, just high enough to sit over the guitars’ strum bars. Then, we wrapped the blades in electric tape along with a small T-shaped piece of cardboard just over the strum bars to facilitate the actual strumming. We also couldn’t leave the saws with the triggers down all the way, because they were too powerful, so we wrapped electric tape around the triggers tight enough to get them going, but only at about 20% power. Is this fucking ridiculous enough for you all yet?
Now, because we wanted that achievement on both the Xbox One AND the Xbox 360 versions, we decided to passively run two copies at once, and we actively worked on whichever other platform wasn’t being occupied. We actually had to temporarily evict my mom from the living room, for about 3 days. We checked on the setup every 30-40 minutes, and turned them off when we went to bed. We also had issues with the servers dropping us and having to set things up again, which made this whole process even more fun. Worst of all, holy fucking Christ, the noise… Men, women, boys and girls, do you have any idea the noise that a reciprocating saw makes? Let alone the noise that they make when they’re being run across a plastic strum bar? Holy jumping-jack fucksauce, that shit was phenomenally irritating. Anyway, we did get all of it done, and my shit got done just under the wire, so when I finally work up the stones to revisit the offline portion, I’ll be damn proud of those completions.
Anyway, back to the intro so we can actually start playing fucking music at some point. So, we’ve been hanging out regularly for about 4 years now, and we even took a cross-country road trip together. It’s a great friendship, and it’s funny that it was made through at least what I consider to be extraordinary circumstances. Plus, one of the reasons it’s great is that we have similar taste in music, which you’re all about to find out. We share awesome new music with each other pretty often, and that’s something I’ve always cherished about all my friendships, actually. If you show me something new that I love, you’ve got a permanent place in my heart, because I’m always searching for new stuff.
Anyway, this week’s tracks are made up of a bunch of stuff we want to play for each other, and for you, of course. I searched far and wide for my stuff, and I imagine Al did too. Much like I did with my roommate Josh’s co-host podcast, I’ll be alternating our picks one after another, until we have more of one than the other.
All that said, let’s chat a little bit about what we’ll be hearing. The older artists were chosen because I pretty much always listen to older music when I’m doing Lyft rides. It’s inoffensive for the most part, and I pretty much never get tired of it. It’s strange, because I’m not normally like that unless the tracks are particularly exceptional. I guess I just really fucking love old music? I’m okay with that. By the way, the Count Basie song, “Double-O,” was a must, because that’s my gaming nickname. I kinda hope I don’t ever have a girl call me Double-O in bed, but I’ve had way worse shit go down. Half-kidding, by the way.
Aaaanyway, moving on, Ashnikko is an awesome junk pop/hip-hop artist that Josh just showed me. Look out for that track. Catnapp is similar. I just found her through the collaboration with Otto Von Schirach. Very excellent stuff in her catalog. That Drugzilla album title, though… “Laugh? I Almost Swallowed My Window!” Amazing. Ghost of a Gentleman is a band that’s fronted by one of Al’s friends. We saw them perform around his town, and they did a great job. I could easily see them on a Life Is Strange soundtrack. Definitely good shit. Danger Zone is there because of our mutual fondness for Archer. Daaaanger Zoooone!
Mike Shinoda put out a solo album! Go check it out if you’re in the mood to be sad, or if you already feel sad about something! Excellent stuff, though, for real. Nostalghia is an artist you all need to listen to more. It is seriously your own loss if you don’t. She’s fantastic. Otto Von Schirach is there because we’re seeing him on Friday! I haven’t seen that wacky motherfucker since 2012 when he toured with Atari Teenage Riot. One of the most fucking spectacular shows I’ve ever been to, by the way, and only $15, too. The Venetian Snares tracks… Well, breakcore isn’t for everyone, so I guess I’m sorry if it’s not for you, ‘cause I think it’s fucking wonderful. The White Swan and Karkaos both have ties to Kittie. If you’re curious, fuckin’ ask me. I love those ladies somethin’ fierce. We’ll also be playing one of Al’s favorite tracks ever recorded, but I’m lettin’ that one be a surprise, even though now I probably fuckin’ ruined it.
That’s about it. I could blather fuckin’ on and on still, but it’s Al’s turn to do so.
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01 Alter Bridge - Cry of Achilles (from Fortress) [00:06:52]
02 Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-Headed Boy (from In the Aeroplane Over the Sea) [00:13:20]
03 Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone (from Top Gun OST) [00:17:45]
04 Harley Poe - The Hearse Song (from Satan, Sex and No Regrets) [00:21:15]
05 Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention - Hot Poop (from We’re Only In It For The Money) [00:23:56]
06 Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention - What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (from We’re Only In It For The Money) [00:24:21]
07 Harley Poe - Eat Shit and Die (from Have a Great Life.) [00:25:24]
08 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:31:15]
09 Sylosis - Altered States Of Consciousness (from Edge Of The Earth) [00:34:31]
10 Catnapp - Down in the Basement (from Break) [00:39:48]
11 Architects - Holy Hell (from Holy Hell) [00:43:25]
12 Venetian Snares - Your Face When I Finally (from Your Face) [00:47:34]
13 KAWALA - Kept in the Dark (from Counting the Miles) [00:54:06]
14 Twiztid - V5 - strike (feat. Alla Xul Elu) (from Generation Nightmare) [00:57:33]
15 Al Di Meola - Race With Devil On Spanish Highway (from Elegant Gypsy) [01:01:00]
16 Karkaos - Kolossòs (from Children of the Void) [01:07:12]
17 Buckethead - Nottingham Lace (from Enter The Chicken) [01:11:26]
18 Count Basie - Double-O (from The Complete Atomic Basie) [01:17:58]
19 Buckethead - Whitewash (from Colma) [01:20:40]
20 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:25:17]
21 Architects - Red Hypergiant (from Lost Forever // Lost Together) [01:28:49]
22 Insane Clown Posse - My Fun House (from Ringmaster) [01:30:57]
23 Arctic Monkeys - Old Yellow Bricks (from Favourite Worst Nightmare) [01:35:55]
24 Otto Von Schirach - Subatomic Disco Divas (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [01:39:00]
25 Sylosis - A Dying Vine (from Monolith) [01:43:00]
26 Caro Emerald - Pack Up The Louie (Caravan Palace Remix) (from The Shocking Miss Emerald (The Remixes)) [01:48:49]
27 Brown Bird - Blood from the Tree (from Axis Mundi) [01:52:13]
28 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [01:56:37]
29 Le Trio Joubran - Masâr (from Majâz) [02:01:17]
30 Venetian Snares - My Love Is A Bulldozer (from My Love Is A Bulldozer) [02:06:00]
31 Witchcraft - Democracy (from Legend) [02:11:05]
32 Curtis Mayfield - Freddie’s Dead (from Superfly) [02:14:47]
33 The Tallest Man On Earth - The Wild Hunt (from The Wild Hunt) [02:20:07]
34 FEVER 333 - ONE OF US (from STRENGTH IN NUMB333RS) [02:23:21]
35 Sylosis - Monolith (from Monolith) [02:26:42]
36 FantomenK - Dance of the incognizant (from FantomenK) [02:31:43]
37 The Tallest Man On Earth - Where Do My Bluebird Fly (from Shallow Grave) [02:38:45]
38 LARS - Rock n Roll (feat. Twiztid) (from Last American Rock Stars) [02:41:59]
39 KAWALA - Roads (from Counting the Miles) [02:45:27]
40 Mike Shinoda - Lift Off (feat. Chino Moreno and Machine Gun Kelly) (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [02:49:27]
41 Ghost of a Gentleman - Street Signs (from Empty Room) [02:53:23]
42 Catnapp - Rattle Snake (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Rattle Snake) [02:57:02]
43 Ella Fitzgerald - It’s Only a Paper Moon (from Jazz Divas Vol. 1) [02:59:36]
44 The White Swan - Illuminate (from Anubis) [03:02:16]
45 Drugzilla - Why You Never Became a Dancer (from Laugh? I Almost Swallowed My Window!) [03:06:51]
46 Caravan Palace - Aftermath (from ) [03:09:41]
47 Mark Morton - Cross Off (feat. Chester Bennington) (from Cross Off) [03:12:37]
48 Stolen Babies - Filistata (from There Be Squabbles Ahead) [03:16:44]
49 Otto Von Schirach - Captive Earth People (from Captive Earth People) [03:20:00]
50 Sarah Vaughan - How High The Moon (from At Mister Kelly’s) [03:23:05]
51 Venetian Snares - 1000 Years (from My Love Is A Bulldozer) [03:26:03]
52 James Brown - King Heroin (from There It Is) [03:32:11]
53 grandson - Overdose (from a modern tragedy vol. 1) [03:36:04]
54 York, Steve Brian - Salida Del Sol (York’s Album Mix) (from Islanders) [03:39:52]
55 Mike Shinoda - Over Again (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:46:31]
56 Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2 (from In the Aeroplane Over the Sea) [03:50:17]
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-09-16 (Fucktacular Classics Edition Vol. 2)
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Muthafuckaaaaaas!!! Welcome to another monkey-fuckin’ Monday (if you fuck monkeys, that is… weirdo) and another Monday Morning Aural Sex: the second volume of the Fucktacular Classics Edition! One or two of you might recall the first one of these I released back in late 2015 while I was picking up the tiny little pieces of my life. Happy to say that my life is considerably much better these days, by the way. Anyway, yeah, I put the first one together of random tracks from some of the earliest editions back in 2012, and this one is pretty much the same deal.
I’ve had some great times with friends recording these podcasts, including getting wine drunk and yammering the fuck on about this, that and any other shit with Cat DeCuir way back in the day. Also happy to include my friends Alex Sanchez and Constance in this little stroll down memory fuckin’ lane. I know last week I was saying I didn’t want to be playing old tracks on this podcast in the midst of this 2019 revival I’ve got going on, but shit, having nostalgia like this makes me appreciate the road ahead even more. Maybe I just love that I can remember all sorts of shit around these songs, you know, memories made and so on. Anyone else agree with that?
So yeah, these tracks we’ll be hearing are some of my favorites I’ve ever played, and a good portion of them were only ever on one edition. I do like to keep this shit fresh, despite some of them being just so damn dark that I really didn’t want to hear them twice. Fortunately, because I’m in a better mental state, I can listen to them again from a different perspective. I’ll most likely put tracks like that towards the end so I don’t bum all you perverts the fuck out, but if you’re in the mood for that, stick around ’til the end.
Any-fuckin’-way, let us have our kicks and yojne before this whole shithouse goes up in flames!
01 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:01:11]
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism) [00:05:07]
03 Apartment 26 - Give Me More (from Music For The Massive) [00:11:56]
04 Innerpartysystem - Don’t Stop (from Innerpartysystem) [00:15:33]
05 Akira Yamaoka - Lost Carol (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (Long Version) (from Silent Hill: Sounds Box (Disc 8 - Extra Music & Silent Hill The Arcade)) [00:19:50]
06 00111111 - Talk 01 (from MMAS: 2012-01-30) [00:22:29]
07 Evil Activities - Back On Track (feat. Neophyte) (from Army Of Hardcore Vol. 3 (Disc 2)) [00:24:13]
08 The Thompson Twins - Play With Me (Remix) (from Cool World OST) [00:29:17]
09 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element) [00:33:17]
10 Dir en Grey - Obscure (from Vulgar) [00:36:34]
11 00111111 - Talk 01 (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [00:40:31]
12 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST) [00:41:15]
13 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [00:46:43]
14 Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavilion Remix) (from Cracks) [00:51:35]
15 Boy Hits Car - As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean (from Boy Hits Car) [00:56:11]
16 00111111 - Talk 03 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [00:59:23]
17 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [00:59:48]
18 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers & Keith Aazami) (from Enter The Chicken) [01:03:44]
19 Mick Gordon - Voices of Devs (from https://youtu.be/XBkFAfTt7Hs) [01:07:10]
20 00111111 - Talk 05 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-04-16 (The !!!!!!! Edition)) [01:10:44]
21 Tiger Lillies - The Hamster Song (from… Cat’s too drunk to care) [01:10:47]
22 00111111 - Talk 06 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-04-16 (The !!!!!!! Edition)) [01:12:59]
23 Big Pig - I Can’t Break Away (from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure OST) [01:13:09]
24 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST) [01:16:44]
25 Fluke - Another Kind Of Blues (Dream Edit) (from Puppy) [01:20:30]
26 00111111 - Talk 04 (feat. Constance Morgendorffer) (from MMAS: 2012-04-30 (Fuck Geography Edition)) [01:25:08]
27 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid) [01:25:43]
28 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST) [01:29:46]
29 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Hour of Zero (from The Reincarnation of Luna) [01:31:15]
30 00111111 - Talk 07 (from MMAS: 2012-01-30) [01:36:26]
31 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [01:36:44]
32 The Red Paintings - Walls (from Walls EP) [01:41:43]
33 Panzer Ag - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield) [01:44:42]
34 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow) [01:49:37]
35 00111111 - Talk 05 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [01:56:48]
36 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where’s The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine) [01:58:25]
37 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (w/ intro) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [02:05:41]
38 00111111 - Talk 0666 (The Nine Satanic Statements) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [02:11:47]
39 Orbital - Satan Spawn (feat. Kirk Hammett) (from Work 1989-2002) [02:12:59]
40 00111111 - Talk 07 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [02:16:43]
41 Rage Against the Machine - Hadda Be Playing on the Jukebox (from Live & Rare) [02:18:23]
42 Between the Buried and Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska) [02:26:23]
43 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from Make It Bun Dem) [02:33:37]
44 00111111 - Talk 07 (feat. Alex “Figgies” Sanchez) (from MMAS: 2012-04-23 (The Pure Fucking Insanity Edition feat. Alex "Figgies" Ruiz)) [02:37:03]
45 Imogen Heap - Clear The Area (from Speak For Yourself) [02:37:48]
46 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori) [02:41:54]
47 Nobuo Uematsu - Terra (from FFVI Piano Collection) [02:44:44]
48 Frédéric Chopin - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No.2 in F minor, Op.21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1)) [02:48:11]
49 00111111 - Talk 09 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [02:57:11]
50 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:58:26]
51 Coal Chamber - Amir of the Desert (from Coal Chamber) [03:02:43]
52 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from “Sicko”) [Bonus Track] (from One Man Revolution) [03:03:27]
53 00111111 - Talk 10 (feat. Cat DeCuir) (from MMAS: 2012-05-07 (The Edition That’s Very Editioney feat. Cat DeCuir)) [03:06:29]
54 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [03:08:46]
55 00111111 - You Own The Air (2008-06-22) (from An Extraordinary Love) [03:09:54]
56 Massive Attack - Teardrop (Like An Onyx Star Edit 2015) (original from Mezzanine) [03:11:36]
57 Conjure One - Endless Dream (from Extraordinary Ways) [03:19:02]
58 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim EP) [03:23:26]
59 Lovage - Anger Management (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady To) [03:26:47]
60 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [03:31:02]
61 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room) [03:43:38]
62 Cold - Rain Song (from Year of the Spider) [03:47:26]
63 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth - On The Nature of Daylight (from Shutter Island OST) [03:51:00]
64 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [03:57:00]
65 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OGST) [04:00:08]
66 Ultimate Sound Effects Library - New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion) [04:03:01]
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-09-09 (Sunset, Adventure, Sunrise Edition)
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
What’s up, muthafuckaaaaas?! If you’re as exhausted as I am say, heeeeyyyyyy… Zzz… Zzz…Yes indeed, it is I! Double-O, Xtian Silver, or simply Paul welcoming you (that’s right, motherfucker, you listening to this right fuckin’ now) to another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the Sunset, Adventure, Sunrise Edition. “Why for such title, dear Fucklord of Fucksylvania?” you might ask. Well, the most obvious reason could be my love of the nighttime. Seriously, all my most favorite moments in my life happened at night. Small wonder then that I work at night and sleep all day. It’s mostly only mildly annoying when I need to be out somewhere during the day, like the bank or post office, but holy fuck… I’m so in love with the night at this point, switching sides would fuck me up hard. I know I’ll probably have to do it eventually, which is why I’m cherishing the absolute fuck out of it while I can.
Any-fuckin’-way, the Adventure between Sunset and Sunrise is about the never-ending musical discovery adventure that I’m on. Truly, I’m looking for new stuff almost every fuckin’ day so that I don’t have to resort to playing old tracks on this podcast. Nothing wrong with old tracks; quite the contrary. I’m pretty sure that certain tracks will never lose their appeal unless I actively try to wear them out. I’m sure you perverts can relate. The simple fact remains that as many different artists & bands we may love, we can always expand our horizons with even the slightest amount of effort.
Case in point: when I’m making a genre-specific podcast, I pull up said genre on Spotify and go through all the playlists, following them and listening to them as I’m going about my nights. I sift through a fair amount of mediocre stuff on my way to find tracks that I feel compelled to share. You ought to know that what I put on this podcast is all stuff I’m especially fond of. Like, 4.5-5 star ratings for all of it, unless I’m using it for a joke like I did with Disturbed’s Sound of Silence. 4 stars are stuff I like that I don’t feel particularly compelled to share (at least, not yet), and 3 stars are basically just mediocre and I don’t even bother putting those on any playlist. So, understand that all the stuff I play for you is stuff I think at least one other person somewhere out there would really enjoy. I certainly know I enjoy it, but obviously, I’m biased.
With that in mind, I would like to express my sincerest gratitude to any and all of you out there who have joined me on my continuous adventure here, even if only for a little while. Even if you ended up hating my podcast, I’m grateful beyond words that you at least gave it a try. Just by that little bit of curiosity, you’re fuckin’ awesome to me. If you’ve listened to entire editions, I might be compelled to ask for your hand in marriage, so watch out for that.
On the real though (as the kids say), I’m grateful for any amount of time you spent on this little podcast of mine, especially if you ever guest-hosted. I know it was probably weird and felt pointless, but I’m grateful for your efforts nonetheless. I’m well aware of all the different mediums we all have for listening to music these days, and I know most people either don’t give a fuck and listen to the radio, or they do give a fuck and they’re on their own musical adventures. I emphatically hope that it’s the latter, but ya know…
Anyway, as we approach a point when music is actually played on this fuckin’ shit, let me quickly mention that there are actually two tracks in this list from an earlier edition released this year. One of my favorite 2019 editions, actually. I have pretty much ironclad confidence in saying that none of you know which tracks they are, which edition they’re from, or care to find out, but it’s all good. I don’t do this for your validation. I’ll leave that to the scholars who might be so bored one day as to pore over my assorted podcastery long after I’ve returned to the silent everything.
Believe it or not, I’ve done something over 200 of these fuckin’ podcasts. I’m pretty proud of this body of work, and along with my writing and photography, I guess it’s something of a legacy. An audio record of rampant passion for music, perhaps? I don’t fuckin’ know. I will say this: the most I’ve ever endeavored to do with this podcast is to inspire you; inspire you to dig deeper into your passions, discover new things, hear some awesome new music, all that happy horseshit, man. Maybe even enjoy your fuckin’ Monday, despite this day being legendarily shitty for most human beings. I know I’ve succeeded in that for a few people at least.
Boy-fuckin’-howdy, can I yammer. Enough of my fuckin’ yammering, already. Let’s do this, and by “this,” I mean yojne!
01 Claude McLin - Jambo (from Jambo/Jambo (Instrumental)) [00:03:20]
02 Noisestorm - This Feeling (from This Feeling) [00:05:44]
03 Bop Alloy - Another Day In the Life (feat. Cise Star, Mr. SOS & Steph The Sapphic Songstress) (from Substantial & Marcus D Are Bop Alloy) [00:09:54]
04 Slushii - Level Up (from Find Your Wings) [00:14:10]
05 GRAVEDGR - RAMPAGE (from Rampage) [00:17:29]
06 Delta Heavy - Anarchy (feat. Everyone You Know) (from Anarchy) [00:20:20]
07 Year of the Cobra - Into the Fray (from Into the Fray) [00:23:54]
08 Snails - Funk With Me (feat. Big Gigantic) (from OWSLA Spring Compilation 2015) [00:28:24]
09 Lo Key, Alla Xul Elu - Into the Fire (from Demon Days) [00:30:49]
10 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (Seven Lions Remix) (from Beautiful) [00:36:23]
11 KALEO - Broken Bones (from A/B) [00:42:16]
12 Black Tiger Sex Machine - Face Down (feat. Panther) (SUB-human Remix) (from Face Down (SUB-human Remix)) [00:46:14]
13 Terranova - Bombing Bastards (from Close The Door) [00:50:29]
14 The Amity Affliction - All My Friends Are Dead (from All My Friends Are Dead) [00:55:39]
15 The Alphabet Zero - Friends Don’t Lie (feat. Kellie Besch) (from We Used to Feel Alone) [00:59:20]
16 SAYMYNAME - Say My Name (feat. Lil Debbie) (from Say My Name) [01:03:12]
17 Donnie Menace, Alla Xul Elu - Life Ender (from Bonded by Chaos) [01:06:39]
18 Professor Kliq - Plastic and Flashing Lights (from The Scientific Method, Vol. 2) [01:10:18]
19 KRISTINE - The Danger (from Kristine) [01:14:59]
20 Anomalie - Notre-Dame Est (from Métropole Part II) [01:18:35]
21 Mimosa - Enzo (from EQUiLiBRiUM) [01:21:00]
22 Bassnectar, Dorfex Bos - Horizons (from Reflective (Part 1)) [01:24:21]
23 Kozah - Dream State (from Dream State) [01:28:30]
24 Epik High - 또 싸워 We Fight Ourselves (feat. Younha) (from EPIK HIGH - SHOEBOX) [01:32:49]
25 Leames - Wild Language (from Dreams Under Trees) [01:36:56]
26 Enz - La mélodie des choses (feat. Sissy Akoma) (from La mélodie des choses (feat. Sissy Akoma)) [01:41:11]
27 Mr. Bill, Au5 - Chpinklez (from The Recency Effect) [01:45:20]
28 Alla Xul Elu - Xuligans (from Church of Xul) [01:50:18]
29 Delta Heavy - White Flag (from Paradise Lost) [01:53:18]
30 Night Vision - Runaway (from Runaway) [01:56:14]
31 GameboyJones - Kool-Aid (Cuphead Rap Song) (feat. DEFMATCH) (from Kool-Aid (Cuphead Rap Song) (feat. DEFMATCH)) [01:59:54]
32 The Dead Tongues - Ebb and Flow (from Unsung Passage) [02:02:42]
33 Alex Cortiz - Barfly (Slo-Fi Mix) (from Barfly (Remixes)) [02:05:53]
34 Dirtyphonics, 12th Planet - Freefall (feat. Julie Hardy) (High Maintenance Remix) (from Write Your Future Remixes) [02:11:16]
35 GRAVEDGR, Lil Texas - KAMIKAZE (VIP) (from KAMIKAZE (VIP)) [02:15:22]
36 Funky DL - No Time For Looking Back (Lounge Version) (from The Jazz Lounge) [02:18:28]
37 12mé & Raph - Through with love (from Headfones 0.3 ‘Voicing’) [02:23:28]
38 Feed Me - Feel Love (feat. Rosie Doonan) (from Feel Love) [02:27:31]
39 Tantrum Desire - Goddess of Love (from Diversified) [02:33:04]
40 The Trifinity - The Dubstep (from Trifinity) [02:37:58]
41 Aurix - Breathe (from Breathe) [02:40:56]
42 grandson - Blood // Water (from a modern tragedy vol. 1) [02:45:49]
43 PANTyRAiD - Beba (from The Sauce) [02:49:19]
44 ShockOne - Bleed Black (feat. Cruz Patterson) (from A Dark Machine) [02:53:08]
45 S U R V I V E - Holographic Landscape (from LLR002) [02:56:58]
46 Attune - Option Key (from Attune) [03:00:58]
47 Joker - Anamorphic (from Anamorphic/Forever) [03:06:10]
48 Mr. Bill, Of The Trees - Pish Posh (from Pish Posh) [03:12:46]
49 Snoop Dogg - Imagine (feat. Dr. Dre & D’Angelo) (from The Blue Carpet Treatment) [03:16:48]
50 Okami (Ọ) - Alluvial (from Alluvial) [03:21:01]
51 Arcade High - One Year Ago (from Pixel Passion) [03:25:33]
52 Atmosphere - Yesterday (from When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold) [03:30:07]
53 Resonata, Subsets, Cartography - Yuletide (Whithe Remix) (from Forever_isnt_4_every1) [03:33:23]
54 Electus - Where’d You Go (from Musical Hallucinations) [03:37:39]
55 GentleBeatz - Heartbroken (from Soul City) [03:41:14]
56 Poolz - I’ll be there With You (from I’ll be there With You) [03:43:54]
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-09-02 (Entranced Edition Vol. 4)
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
What’s up, grandmotherfuckers and grandmotherfuckerettes? Welcome to the 4th volume of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural grandmotherfuckin’ sex! Good luck getting the imagery of grandmotherfucking out of your head now, by the way. No doubt you fart smellas out there can tell by this epically clever title that this is an all trance edition. Some of the tracks might deviate here and there, but deviation is one of those things that drives life forward, goddammit. Fuckin’ deal with it.
This edition is made up of a good hour and a half of new finds, along with a bunch of classic tracks and miscellaneous J-Trance track favorites from my beatmania days. I do miss both the shit and the fuck out of playing beatmania, but not enough to where I actually want to endure trying to make my fucking PS2 read goddamn discs. It’s a long story…
Any-fuckin’-way, you came here to yojne, and yojne we shall!
01 Omnia - CYBERPUNK (Extended Mix) (from CYBERPUNK) [00:00:05]
02 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (disc 1)) [00:04:42]
03 Foggy - Come… (Into My Dream) (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [00:09:02]
04 FUTURECODE, Ben Gold, Omnia - The Network (from The Network) [00:12:17]
05 4 Strings - Take Me Away (Into The Night) (from Believe) [00:15:24]
06 Infected Mushroom - Fields of Grey (feat. Sasha Grey) (from Converting Vegetarians II) [00:18:31]
07 Dark Fusion - I Just Close My Eyes (feat. Amy Kirkpatrick) (Sunset Remix) (from I Just Close My Eyes) [00:22:50]
08 Slow Magic, Kate Boy - Mind (from Mind) [00:30:15]
09 dj TAKA vs. PINK PONG - SPARK ! -essential RMX- (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [00:33:55]
10 Angelic - Can’t Keep Me Silent (from Best of Trance Vol. 2) [00:38:24]
11 Ferry Corsten - Fire (Ferry’s Flashover Mix) (from Fire) [00:41:58]
12 Aria - Dido (from Summerbreeze) [00:49:17]
13 DRYM, Omnia - Ethereal (Extended Mix) (from Ethereal) [00:56:47]
14 Sota Fujimori - Star Gate Heaven -Album New Mix- (from SYNTHESIZED (Disk 1)) [01:02:26]
15 HBz - Namah Shivaya (from Namah Shivaya) [01:06:25]
16 Zen Mechanics, Egorythmia - Dragonfruit (Original) (from Set: 12) [01:09:24]
17 Omnia - Titans (Extended Mix) (from Titans) [01:18:53]
18 Aurasonic, Frainbreeze - Tell Me Anything (feat. Sarah Russell) (from Best Of Female Vocal Trance 2015) [01:24:35]
19 〆G - evergreen(Spore remix) (from Dear,Mr.kors k) [01:28:07]
20 Subtech - Timeshift (from Timeshift & Celestial Skies) [01:36:12]
21 Ayumi Hamasaki - A Song For XX (Ferry Corsten Chilled Mix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance) [01:49:46]
22 Oxygen - Am I On Your Mind (feat. Andrea Britton) (from Best of Trance Vol. 4) [01:54:12]
23 Above & Beyond - Alone Tonight (from Melodic Trance 2006) [01:57:27]
24 Delerium - Underwater (Rank 1 Remix) (from Global Trancemissions 02) [02:05:49]
25 Infected Mushroom, Xerox - Gravity Waves (Infected Mushroom 2017 Remix) (from Return to the Sauce) [02:12:44]
26 Sota Fujimori - STAR FIELD -SF_ “Gachi” Trance Mix- (from SYNTHESIZED3) [02:21:07]
27 Plummet - Cherish The Day (Antillas Mix) (from Best of Trance Vol. 5) [02:27:58]
28 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F.) [02:31:26]
29 dj TAKA - pandora (original) (feat. Tomomi) (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST Disc 2) [02:37:13]
30 4 Strings - Living A Lie (from Turn It Around) [02:42:34]
31 Amara - Pulse (Original Mix) (from Stepmania - BemaniRuler Originals) [02:47:31]
32 Shogun - Find Me (feat. Tania Zygar) (from Find Me) [02:57:50]
33 DRYM - Spider (from Spider) [03:05:11]
34 Gareth Emery, Standerwick - Saving Light (feat. HALIENE) (from Saving Light) [03:08:35]
35 Dash Berlin - Shelter (feat. Roxanne Emery) (Photographer Remix) (from Shelter (Remixes)) [03:13:08]
36 Omnia - Hold Me (Extended) (from Hold Me / Ultra) [03:20:04]
37 Peter Aries - When All Things End (feat. Karin My) (from When All Things End) [03:24:45]
38 Denis Kenzo - Ashes (feat. Sarah Lynn) (from Best Of Female Vocal Trance 2015) [03:28:42]
39 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [03:32:32]
40 Above & Beyond - Sky Falls Down (Armin Van Buuren Remix) (from Anjunabeats: Vol. 1) [03:36:36]
41 Ferry Corsten - Another Sunrise (feat. Eric Lumiere & HALIENE) (Elevven Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [03:44:28]