Monday Morning Aural Sex
November 2019
Episodes
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Perverts, pervettes, fellow tribe warriors male, female and everything between and beyond, emo-fuckin’-clew to the very first installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex to feature a female artist. It’s been way too long fuckin’ comin’, and now we’re finally here. I’m talkin’ about the motherfuckin’ Otep Edition! To be perfectly frank, it doesn’t even feel right calling Otep something as simple as a, “female artist,” because I think of her as a fuckin’ force of nature. She’s a fuckin’ hurricane, and you’re all about to find out exactly what I mean.
This woman’s words will fuckin’ raze your soul and help you build it up 10 times better than before. This woman’s been through darkness that most of us will never even be capable of imagining, and for 20 years, despite encountering resistance in so many ways, she’s been releasing albums and touring the world with her band. She’s also an author, as you might expect from the sheer depth of her poetry. She has a total of 8 books available physically and digitally through a site called Lulu.com, and personally, I am inexcusably behind in my collection of her works. The ones I do have are as amazing as literally all the rest of her work, so I highly recommend checking them out. She’s also now on a website called Cameo where, for a modest fee, you can have her make a personalized video message for birthdays, encouragement, etc. She’s also a voice actress with credits such as The Last of Us, World of Warcraft, Days Gone and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.
Speaking of which, although you’re about to discover this for your damn selves, her voice is fucking phenomenal. Her hellish growls could strike terror in the coldest, blackest hearts of Nazis and Trumpublicans alike, and yet she’s also got soothing, melodic vocals to comfort the most afflicted amongst us all. She’s a proud activist for veganism, LGBT rights, and humanistic justice in general. She was even nominated by GLAAD for Outstanding Music Artist.
On a more personal note, this woman, this beast, this fuckin’ king has given me fire when my whole world was fucking ice. With her assistance, even though never directly, she helped me pick myself up out of countless graves in which I buried myself to escape from people who seemed to want nothing more than to facilitate my demise. One of my greatest hopes is that I can one day pay forward the gifts she gave me through my own art or even helping her create more of hers with my audio engineering skills. Full disclosure, she was one of my inspirations for this path I chose over a decade ago.
Anyway, enough of my fuckin’ jawing. Buckle the fuck up, perverts, ‘cause some of this podcast is goin’ dark as all fuck. I promise that there’s light at the end of it all, though.
Aaaand with that, we fuckin’ YOJNEEEEE!!!!
01 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:02:28]
02 Otep - Boss (from KULT 45) [00:05:56]
03 Otep - Atom To Adam (from Atavist) [00:08:20]
04 Otep - Requiem (from House Of Secrets) [00:12:21]
05 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:15:02]
06 Otep - To The Gallows (from KULT 45) [00:18:24]
07 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:21:23]
08 Otep - Eet The Children (from The Ascension) [00:24:34]
09 Otep - Rise, Rebel, Resist (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:28:16]
10 Otep - Tortured (from Sevas Tra) [00:32:13]
11 Otep - Blood Pigs (from Sevas Tra) [00:33:52]
12 Otep - Discussing Being Gifted a Fan’s Ashes (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmyphYILoM) [00:37:53]
13 Otep - Perfectly Flawed (from The Ascension) [00:39:37]
14 Otep - Rising (from Hydra) [00:43:17]
15 Otep - Apex Predator (from Hydra) [00:45:41]
16 Otep - Shelter In Place (from KULT 45) [00:51:03]
17 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [00:53:38]
18 Otep - T.R.I.C. (from Sevas Tra) [00:56:49]
19 Otep - Signals (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [00:59:50]
20 Otep - Crooked Spoons (from The Ascension) [01:03:33]
21 Otep - Smash The Control Machine (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:07:52]
22 Otep - Wake Up (Rage Against The Machine cover) (from KULT 45) [01:11:33]
23 Otep - In Cold Blood (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:16:06]
24 Otep - Ghostflowers (from The Ascension) [01:19:59]
25 Otep - Halt Right (from KULT 45) [01:24:20]
26 Otep - Generation Doom (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:26:54]
27 Otep - Fists Fall (from Atavist) [01:31:21]
28 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:35:08]
29 Otep - Hematopia (from Hydra) [01:38:24]
30 Otep - Home Grown (from The Ascension) [01:40:56]
31 Otep - Exothermic Oxidation (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [01:44:53]
32 Otep - Undefeated (from KULT 45) [01:53:21]
33 Otep - On Loud Mouth Radio (feat. MEEEEE!) (from http://www.loudmouthradio.net) [01:55:58]
34 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [02:00:36]
35 Otep - Seduce & Destroy (from Hydra) [02:04:04]
36 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [02:10:30]
37 Otep - Emtee (from Sevas Tra) [02:13:34]
38 Otep - Necromantic (from Hydra) [02:17:29]
39 Otep - Gutter (from House Of Secrets) [02:19:31]
40 Otep - Breed (Nirvana cover) (from The Ascension) [02:20:32]
41 Otep - Ur A Wmn Now (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:23:58]
42 Otep - Baby’s Breath (from Atavist) [02:28:11]
43 Otep - Molotov (from KULT 45) [02:35:21]
44 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:38:30]
45 Otep - Feral Game (from Hydra) [02:42:31]
46 Otep - Stay (from Atavist) [02:47:48]
47 Otep - More Fire (Deluxe Bonus Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [02:52:27]
48 Otep - Adrenochrome Dreams (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [02:55:51]
49 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (The Doors cover) (from Atavist) [03:01:57]
50 Otep - Thots (from Sevas Tra) [03:07:21]
51 Otep - Bible Belt (from Atavist) [03:11:29]
52 Otep - Feral Oracle (Bonus Track) (from KULT 45) [03:17:02]
53 Otep - I Remember (from Smash The Control Machine) [03:18:55]
54 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House Of Secrets) [03:27:25]
55 Otep - On The Shore (Jonny Dope Remix) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:33:51]
56 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:37:04]
57 Otep - Jonestown Tea (from Sevas Tra) [03:40:54]
58 Otep - Nein (from House Of Secrets) [03:50:35]
59 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets) [03:54:45]
60 Otep - Wurd Becomes Flesh (from Wurd Becomes Flesh EP) [03:58:45]
61 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [04:14:31]
62 Otep - Crawling Up (Spoken Word Poem) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [04:19:57]
63 Otep - Be Brave (from KULT 45) [04:22:44]
64 Otep - Sirens Calling (from KULT 45) [04:25:26]
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Now we’re going to open the green door: the heart chakra. Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you. Now, keep this going, remember to breathe, and step forward through the backdoor of the room. Where does it lead? To your cave. Step forward into your cave. That’s right. You’re going deeper into your cave. You’re going to find your power animal. Sliiiiide, bitches. That’s right, I’m your power animal, and I’m emoclewing you now to volume 4 of the Chill the Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I figured we were terribly overdue for a new one of these, and it makes a nice, stark contrast to the aggression in last week’s Punk as Fuck edition. Lemme tell ya, you motherfuckers are not even remotely prepared for the quality and quantity of magnificent fucktacularity I have in store for you this week. Shit, I surprised my damn self when I finished compiling it all and saw how long it would be.
This podcast, dearest perverts, is looooooong. I’m talkin’ like, chiiiiiiiillllllll thhhhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk oooooouuuuut for 5 fuckin’ hours and 43 fuckin’ minutes long. I’m fairly certain this is the longest podcast I’ve ever made, even surpassing my memorial editions for Sunny and my father. Speaking of which, my heart goes out today to my friends Paige and Veida who both recently suffered tragic losses. I’ve suffered plenty myself, and I strongly feel I would have completely lost my mind if not for the support of my nearest and dearest. As I said on a recent Facebook post, the pain of my loved ones is my pain as well, and you both know I’m here for you if you ever need to talk.
Now then, why the fuck is this fucking podcast so fucking long? Okay, simply put, I am too much. I really just go too fuckin’ far sometimes. I mean, that’s all relative, but I’ve had so many instances in my life where shitty and far, far too fucking common circumstances lead to me feeling like I wasn’t enough. I suppose the argument could be made that my rampant passion for various types of media is my way of compensating for all the residual feelings of inadequacy leftover from two decades of trauma and abuse, but even if that’s true, I happen to love both the absolute fuck and the everlasting shit out of my ceaseless explorations. We all have eternity to be silent and passionless once we pass from this plane of life to heaven, hell, Valhalla, Niflheim, the black beyond the Dream, etc. Whatever you believe in, the point remains valid.
To be clear, those two decades weren’t all bad. Not even I can claim to be THAT goth. I imagine few people who’ve ever lived can say accurately that every single second of two entire decades of their lives was completely fucking awful. What I can say is that I can still vividly recall all of those terrible experiences. I’ve often felt like my seemingly exceptional memory is more of a curse than a blessing. Those experiences shaped me in both good ways and bad, and one of the best ways seems to be my relentless pursuit of awesome new stuff (not to mention old stuff that’s new to me); not just music, mind you. My roommate suggested I split it up into two editions, which I certainly could have done. I really just felt like, of all my various podcasts, this type of edition especially was made to go on for a long time. Maybe even played in the background while you’re doing something else.
Of course, I don’t intend for anyone to listen to the entire thing in one sitting, unless you’re fucking welded to your couch after smokin’ some of that good-good or somethin’. That’s all you. Amusingly enough, I did try to trim it down, but only ended up deleting two tracks from the now 83 track long playlist ‘cause I felt like I’d perhaps played them too often. If you’re actually curious, I’ll tell you if you ask. Anyway, this podcast is comprised of a little over two hours of entirely new tracks, and all the rest are either one-offs or long-time favorites from past podcasts I’ve done. Know what’s most hilarious about it all? Even though it’s damn near 6 fucking hours long, this was me reining myself in. I could have gone on, and on, and on and fuckin’ on. I did something similar when another dear friend asked me to compile a Spotify playlist of my favorite Insane Clown Posse tracks, and I gave her 12 fucking hours worth.
I’m too fuckin’ much! What the fuck can I say? Well, I can and do say yojne quite often. I enjoy saying yojne, although I don’t yojne saying enjoy nearly as much. Strange how that works, huh?
Aaaand with that, we step out from our caves, and we commence, ze yojneeeeeee…
01 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:05:52]
02 Tenno - Journey (from Journey) [00:09:43]
03 Krewella - Enjoy the Ride (Acoustic) (from Get Wet) [00:12:28]
04 Miles Away, Ronak - Where I’m Going (from Where I’m Going) [00:15:50]
05 Aether, Sizzle Bird, Veela - Raccoon City (from Raccoon City) [00:20:09]
06 Ruck P - Destination (from Destination) [00:23:48]
07 Non-Prophets - The Cure (from Hope) [00:28:26]
08 [bsd.u] - reefers (from late night bumps, Vol. 1) [00:33:31]
09 potsu - [oops] (from [oops]) [00:34:46]
10 Chuuwee, Trizz - Stoned (from Amerikkas Most Blunted) [00:37:03]
11 Jacoo - On a Sunday Morning (from Spotlight Compilation, Vol. 3) [00:40:49]
12 Wallows - Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo) (from Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo)) [00:45:58]
13 Jack White - Love Interruption (from Blunderbuss) [00:48:53]
14 Bim - Don’t Look (from Two) [00:51:26]
15 Strand - This Guarded Place (from Destroyers Of That Which Is Destroyed And Rulers Of That Which Is Not Destroyed!) [00:54:34]
16 The Knife - Marble House (from Silent Shout) [00:58:05]
17 Einstürzende Neubauten - Beauty (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:03:14]
18 Immortal Technique - Natural Beauty (from The Martyr) [01:05:15]
19 Purity Ring - repetition (from another eternity) [01:08:55]
20 JUPITER-C - FOREVER (from FOOTBALL GAME OST) [01:12:31]
21 Vestacension - L’Arrivee (from Breaching The Sound) [01:15:54]
22 Kate Havnevik - Sleepless (from Melankton) [01:21:06]
23 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [01:25:47]
24 Kylie Minogue - Stay This Way (from Hits+) [01:30:42]
25 PackFM - Plucking Daisies (from Baby Blue For Pink EP) [01:35:11]
26 Nine Inch Nails - 1 Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [01:37:58]
27 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Asylum Disciple (from The Reincarnation of Luna) [01:40:47]
28 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:47:34]
29 Nostalghia - Heroin (from Wicked Woman) [01:50:59]
30 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:54:42]
31 Atmosphere - God’s Bathroom Floor (from Sean Likes Ugly Girls - Disc 4) [01:59:51]
32 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [02:03:45]
33 Jack White - Love Is Blindness (from Sixteen Saltines) [02:06:45]
34 Twiztid - Screaming Out (from A New Nightmare) [02:10:00]
35 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American I) [02:14:11]
36 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [02:16:50]
37 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [02:20:35]
38 Peter Bradley Adams - Who Else Could I Be (from A Face Like Mine) [02:22:11]
39 Azedia - Something (from Something) [02:26:35]
40 Vestacension - Wishes In Awakenings (from Breaching The Sound) [02:32:50]
41 30 Seconds To Mars - Alibi (from This Is War) [02:37:51]
42 Intuition & Equalibrum - Weight Is Gone (from Intuition & Equalibrum) [02:43:41]
43 King Geedorah - Next Levels (from Take Me To Your Leader) [02:47:52]
44 String Theory - Art of Rap (feat. Halfcut) (from String Theory) [02:51:39]
45 Damian Marley - Road To Zion (feat. Nas) (from Welcome To Jamrock) [02:54:19]
46 Purity Ring - Belispeak (from Shrines) [02:59:12]
47 Joshua James - Broken Tongue (from My Spirit Sister) [03:02:09]
48 Coyote Kisses - Diving At Night (from Thundercolor) [03:05:20]
49 Milo - Budding ornithologists are wear of tired analogies (from I wish my brother Rob was here) [03:07:53]
50 Mulgrew Miller, Richie Goods, Karriem Riggins - It Never Entered my Mind (from The Sequel) [03:10:19]
51 Kiefer - Dope Nerd (from Happysad) [03:16:43]
52 Vels Trio - The Wad (from The Wad) [03:18:53]
53 Arkadiusz Reikowski - Steel Rats (feat. Ania Suszek) (from Steel Rats OST) [03:24:00]
54 JUPITER-C - Critical Mass (Clint Mansell Remix) (from 001) [03:26:57]
55 White Noise Carousel - SensorBlowflies (from Iamthedirectory) [03:33:46]
56 Midnight Tyrannosaurus - Captains Last Voyage (Robin Williams Tribute) (from 9K EP) [03:36:33]
57 Kupla, Philanthrope - Sendoff (from Allure) [03:39:12]
58 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch) [03:41:29]
59 Emily Kinney - Masterpiece (from Expired Love) [03:43:39]
60 OO111111 - You Own The Air (06-22-08) (from An Extraordinary Love) [03:46:58]
61 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:48:38]
62 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite) [03:52:07]
63 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [03:56:34]
64 Nujabes - Another Reflection (from Hydeout Productions (Second Collection)) [04:02:58]
65 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [04:06:36]
66 BT - The Anti-kythera Mechanism (from This Binary Universe) [04:11:14]
67 Gordon Project - That Kiss (from I Can See Heaven From Here) [04:21:12]
68 Alan Morris, Enzo, Jess Morgan - Tapestry of Us (Piano Acoustic Mix) (from Best of Chill Out Vocal Trance 2019) [04:26:30]
69 Foo Fighters - Walking After You (from The Colour And The Shape) [04:29:52]
70 Jai Wolf - Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR) (from Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR)) [04:34:56]
71 Devics - Moments (from Push The Heart) [04:39:57]
72 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (from Silver) [04:44:23]
73 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [04:48:55]
74 Gemp - In Memoriam (from (Basically Nothing)) [04:53:30]
75 Mage - The Words I Never Said In D&B (from Edits 1 EP) [04:57:18]
76 The Flashbulb - Floating Through Time (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:02:33]
77 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [05:04:20]
78 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [05:08:19]
79 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [05:17:35]
80 Ana Criado, La Antonia, Alan Morris - In The Twilight (Chill Out Mix) (from In The Twilight) [05:21:13]
81 The Flashbulb - When The Sky Ends (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:25:03]
82 Tom Waits - Hold On (from Mule Variations) [05:28:01]
83 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (from Wild Youth) [05:33:31]
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
What’s up, motherfuckers of the true punk and poseur persuasions?! As we all know, there really are only two types of people. Hah! Fuckin’ elitist cunts. Isn’t this fuckin’ joke of a country divisive enough as it is? Anyway, more on that in a bit. I have to humbly apologize for this coming to you later than usual. My schedule lately has been such that I’m actually getting to sleep sometime before dawn, so between working and all the other shit goin’ on in my world right now, I had to get some fuckin’ sleep. So I did, and that meant I could actually do this without being as fuckin’ exhausted as I usually am when I put this shit together for you perverts. Any-fuckin’-way, emo-fuckin’-clew to the 5th installment of the Punk as Fuck Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! So, clearly, this will be a podcast made up entirely of easy listening, pop country stadium jams, mumble rap, mind-numbing Xtian anthems and other such rambling, monotonous fuckin’ mediocrity.
…naaaahhhh.
This one is following my current trend of being pretty much entirely new tracks. Some of the tracks are long-time favorites, but most are new to both this podcast and to me. Especially this group I just discovered, the Sex Pistols. Apparently, they’re from the UK, and they’re anarchists or something. Wild, wacky shtuff. Also, I’ve got a thousand-acre fuckin’ salmon farm in Siberia I’d like to sell ya. Also also, some of these tracks might deviate from what you consider to be punk, but ya know, you’re just gonna have to put on your big boy/girl/non-binary-neon-unicorn panties and deal with it. If punk was/is ever about anything, it was/is about pushing boundaries. Pretty fuckin’ sad how it became one of the most rigidly and contentiously defined subgenres of music in history, at least as far as I know. Is punk dead? Is it not dead? That person’s a poseur! No they’re not!
WHO FUCKIN’ CARES, BITCH?! It’s music. Let people enjoy shit. As I’ve said countless times in the intros to these editions and others similar, if you encounter someone listening to something you consider to be a weak-ass, watered-down example of a genre that you love and know well, try expanding their fuckin’ horizons instead of heaping scorn on them. If someone’s only in it for the fashion, let them fuckin’ be. How does their vacant fuckin’ way of life affect yours? They’ll grow out of it like the fickle little cunts they are, and you’ll have your precious scene back aaaalllll to yourselves. Like I said earlier, this fuckin’ joke of a country is divisive enough without numerous subcultures duking it out amongst themselves and each other due to different instruments making different sounds in different ways, or different clothes looking different from other different clothes. It’s like a fuckin’ Nazi-esque search-and-ridicule endeavor for so-called purity in the scene. If you’re such a fucking profound authority, take it upon yourself to educate anyone you think might be receptive to it.
Just, ya know, don’t be a fuckin’ cock about it. It’s pretty much fuckin’ impossible to open someone’s mind if you insult them before attempting to do so. Anyway, I’m making a new edition of this series because I’ve been following politics pretty closely lately, and that fuckin’ shit always gets my blood boiling. Punk is great music for that, and same goes for hip-hop (or rap, depending on who you ask). That’s one thing I definitely appreciated about the Warped Tour festival, even though I really had a difficult time enjoying myself at the one I went to in the early 2000s.
All that said, fuck, let’s do this and fuckin’ yojne, eh?!
01 The Death Set - Lite The Fuse (from King Babies EP) [00:02:50]
02 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:04:43]
03 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [00:08:00]
04 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [00:10:19]
05 The Clash - I’m So Bored With The U.S.A. (from The Clash) [00:14:04]
06 Pennywise - American Lies (from Never Gonna Die) [00:16:27]
07 Moral Decline - Fuck Rednecks (from America For Sale) [00:18:36]
08 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:20:53]
09 Zero Boys - Civilization’s Dying (from Vicious Circle) [00:23:10]
10 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [00:25:06]
11 Ho99o9 - Hated In Amerika (from Mutant Freax) [00:27:52]
12 Bad Religion - Nobody Listens (from The Gray Race) [00:29:52]
13 Criminal Instinct - The Virus (from The Virus) [00:31:47]
14 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:32:49]
15 NOFX - Kill All The White Man (from The Longest Line) [00:33:49]
16 Leftöver Crack - Nazi White Trash (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [00:36:36]
17 Beastie Boys - Tough Guy (Remastered 2009) (from Ill Communication (Deluxe Version/Remastered)) [00:39:43]
18 Gwar - Eat Steel (from This Toilet Earth) [00:40:40]
19 Ho99o9 - Get a Grip (from Dead Bodies in the Lake) [00:42:08]
20 Minutemen - Corona (from Double Nickels on the Dime) [00:42:29]
21 Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (from Luxury Problem) [00:44:51]
22 The Death Set - Can You Seen Straight? (from Michel Poiccard) [00:47:41]
23 El Noi del Sucre - Ni Dios Ni Amo (from A Mi Manera Vol. 2 (Leyendas de un Desconocido)) [00:50:10]
24 SECTION H8 - Day of the Rope (from Winter Games - Single) [00:55:17]
25 Dream State - Primrose (from Primrose) [00:59:21]
26 Lower Class Brats - Background Music (from Rather Be Hated Than Ignored) [01:03:36]
27 The Stooges - T.V. Eye (from Funhouse) [01:06:44]
28 Koffin Kats - The Way Of The Road (from Our Way & The Highway) [01:10:58]
29 Free - Equity Head (from Ex Tenebris) [01:13:22]
30 Ho99o9 - Punk Police (unknown virus 5.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [01:15:17]
31 Deviated Instinct - Rock ’n’ Roll Conformity (from Welcome To The Orgy) [01:16:44]
32 Dicks - Fake Bands (from 1980-1986) [01:19:02]
33 Paddy And The Rats - Scums Of The Seven Seas (from Tales From The Docks) [01:20:26]
34 The Misfits - Astro Zombies (from Walk Among Us) [01:23:12]
35 Bad Religion - Atheist Peace (from The Empire Strikes First) [01:25:21]
36 Die Toten Hosen - Wannsee (from Laune der Natur Spezialedition mit Learning English Lesson 2) [01:27:18]
37 Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf (But There’s No Need To Shout) (from A Far Out Disc) [01:30:21]
38 The Death Set - I Like The Wrong Way (from Michel Poiccard) [01:32:55]
39 Operation Ivy - Knowledge (from Operation Ivy) [01:33:40]
40 The Distillers - Bullet And The Bullseye (from Sing Sing Death House) [01:35:20]
41 D.I. - Richard Hung Himself (from Team Goon) [01:36:32]
42 Minor Threat - Minor Threat (from Complete Discography) [01:40:16]
43 Lastkaj 14 - Börja om (from Becksvart) [01:41:42]
44 Funeral Chic - Jump (from Superstition) [01:44:20]
45 MDC - Business On Parade (from Millions of Dead Cops / More Dead Cops) [01:45:42]
46 The Death Set - A Problem Is A Problem It Don’t Matter Where You From (from Michel Poiccard) [01:47:06]
47 Kaos Urbano - Héroe Solitario (from Más Vivos Que Muertos) [01:49:19]
48 Riskee & The Ridicule - Accelerate (from Body Bag Your Scene) [01:52:10]
49 Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer (from Young, Loud and Snotty) [01:55:56]
50 Germs - Lexicon Devil (from GI) [01:58:59]
51 Ho99o9 - Sub-Zer0 (from United States of Ho99o9) [02:00:39]
52 Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device (Single Version) (from All The Best) [02:02:50]
53 Reagan Youth - Degenerated (May 1983) (from The Complete Youth Anthems For The New Order) [02:05:30]
54 L7 - Fast And Frightening (from Smell The Magic) [02:07:45]
55 The Adicts - Chinese Takeaway (from Sound of Music) [02:10:15]
56 Mimikry - Alla vill till himmelen men ingen vill dö (feat. Martin Westerstrand) (from Grit) [02:12:50]
57 Leftöver Crack - Muppet Namblin’ (w/ The Distillers) (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [02:15:42]
58 Les Sales Majestés - Sois pauvre et tais toi ! (from Sois pauvre et tais toi!) [02:16:43]
59 OVER ARM THROW - Lamplight (from Songs -what I sing when a war resounds this-) [02:19:48]
60 Smokey Bastard - Eden Holme - Pt. 1 (from Tales from the Wasteland) [02:23:19]
61 Driller Killer - From Out of Nowhere (from Total Fuckin’ Brutalized) [02:26:52]
62 S.M.N. - I MADE YOU BLACK (from BAD HOP) [02:29:06]
63 Rotting Out - Reaper (from Reaper) [02:31:18]
64 The Distillers - Oh Serena (from The Distillers) [02:32:56]
65 Circle Jerks - Live Fast Die Young (from Group Sex) [02:35:28]
66 Stellar Corpses - Leave A Stellar Corpse (from Respect The Dead) [02:36:58]
67 Hands Of God - No Mercy (from Blueprint for Self Destruction) [02:39:25]
68 Fear - I Don’t Care About You (from The Record) [02:42:50]
69 Hüsker Dü - Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely (from Candy Apple Grey) [02:44:33]
70 Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant (from Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols) [02:47:55]
71 The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (Bowie Mix) (from Raw Power (Legacy Edition)) [02:51:09]
72 Toxic Holocaust - The Liars Are Burning (from Conjure and Command) [02:55:52]
73 Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - 1996 (from Love Bites (Special Edition)) [02:58:43]
74 Lunachicks - Hope To Die (from Luxury Problem) [03:01:19]
75 Templeton Pek - The Aftermath (from Watching the World Come Undone) [03:05:19]
76 Bad Brains - Sailin’ On (from Bad Brains) [03:09:22]
77 The Living End - Roll On (from Roll On) [03:11:17]
78 Zero Boys - New Generation (from Vicious Circle) [03:14:22]
79 Stray From The Path - The First Will Be Last (from The First Will Be Last) [03:15:58]
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Nooo, not Northeastern University, not neuroglioblastoma cell line, not the influential German electronic group from the 70s either, and no, I didn’t fuckin’ misspell the English word, “new.” Can you fuckin’ imagine? I’d have to be waaaaay too fucked up beyond repair to actually misspell the intended name of one of my podcasts. No, this… is the Neu Edition! What does fuckin’, “neu,” mean? It means, “new,” but in German! Why did I choose such a fuckin’ obvious and one-word name for this edition? I don’t fuckin’ know. I didn’t feel like being clever or moderately insightful this week. Eat a dick if you don’t like it. Start your own fuckin’ podcast so you can do better than me, bitch.
Soooo, you’ve no doubt noticed by now that I’m coming to you once AGAIN un-robotized. I don’t know if/when I’ll return to the “robotic,” voice. Maybe if someone (almost anyone, I suppose) requests it, and I would guess that the chances are greater that Donald Trump will poke his head out of my asshole and say, “I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
Anyway, back to why I named this edition, “Neu.” Well, this edition has allll new shit on it. Over 30 artists whose music I’d never even heard before this past week, along with some new discoveries from artists who I have played. Again, not tryin’ to brag, just tryin’ to demonstrate how fuckin’ easy it is to branch out with your fuckin’ tastes. How many times do I gotta fuckin’ say that shit, hmm? IT’S. FUCKIN’. EMBARASSING!
…Anyway, as far as why, “neu,” instead of simply, “new,” I just enjoy the different vowel sounds. I know, I can be pretty fuckin’ easily amused sometimes. Can’t we all? In case you haven’t noticed, I sometimes shake things up that don’t need to be shaken up just for the fucking sake of shaking things up.
Case in point, I sometimes say emoclew because at some point, I decided I was tired of saying, “welcome.” I’ve said, “doof,” when I got tired of saying food, and I’ve said, “yojne,” in the intro of just about every podcast I’ve done since 2012 or so, which (as only the most rockety of rocket scientists can decipher) is, “enjoy,” but BACKWARDSSSSS! I know, fucking mindgasm, right?
I don’t know, man. A lot of life can feel like the days blur together in a seamless fucking drag, even if you’re not depressed through it all. That’s likely why people clamor over the fuckin’ weekend all the time, aside from the fact they made shitty fuckin’ life decisions and ended up in a job they loathe (which, if I just described you, maybe try adjusting things a little or a lot so that you’re happier with your fuckin’ day-to-day). I say, go ahead and use backwards fuckin’ words. Shake things the fuck up, even if only a little bit. Why the fuck not? Who gives a fuck if people think you’re weird? It’s a fuckton better than trying to squeeze into whatever fuckin’ nimrod’s definition of normal could be. Teenage wisdom, I know, but it’s still fuckin’ valid. Plus, even though that revelation’s got fuckin’ cobwebs on it from how old it is, a lot of so-called adults could use a lesson or two on it. Probably live considerably more fulfilling fuckin’ lives.
That sounds like a good place to wrap it up, and no, I don’t mean use a condom. Fucking ew, and no, that doesn’t mean what you think it means. Just that I hate the utter lack of fucking sensation, literally. Makes fucking fucking pointless, pretty much. I’d much rather just get tested semi-regularly with someone I trust, which pphhhhh, fucking good luck with that one. Y’all go ahead and have yourselves a fuckin’ blasty blast; I’ll be over here holding my breath ’til I fuckin’ asphyxiate. But shit, I’ve been wrong plenty of times in my life, fuck. Maybe the universe will someday prove to me yet fucking again how full of shit I am.
Aww, see? Look at me and my fuckin’ feely-weelings. There I fuckin’ go, havin’ myself a grand ol’ fuckin’ pity party, and unwrapping shit when I said I’d wrap shit the fuck up. Cheese’n’Rice, self, go to H E double hockey sticks and shut the front door, because it. is time. to yojneeeeee!
…bitch.
01 meganeko - that’s some spooky stuff (from that’s some spooky stuff) [00:03:27]
02 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [00:07:44]
03 Akosmo - First Steps (From “Celeste”) (from First Steps (From “Celeste”)) [00:11:13]
04 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [00:15:49]
05 Joker - G Shit (from XXIV Bit EP) [00:20:05]
06 Crystal Lake - Aeon (from Helix) [00:24:17]
07 SYN - Cyberpunk (from Cyberpunk) [00:27:30]
08 SWARM - The Nothing (from The Nothing) [00:31:07]
09 El Tigr3 - She Swallowed Burning Coals (from ¡Roar!) [00:36:28]
10 Kai Wachi, Code:Pandorum - Paimon (from Paimon) [00:41:01]
11 Wildstylez, Sound Rush - Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet) (from Untamable (feat. Ruby Prophet)) [00:43:34]
12 Hopes Die Last - Alphawolves (from Alphawolves) [00:46:41]
13 Michael St. Laurent - Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn) (from Know You Well (feat. Laura Hahn)) [00:51:52]
14 Grimecraft - Chemical Plant (From “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”) - Remix (from Spindash 2) [00:56:18]
15 After The Burial - Exit, Exist (from Evergreen) [00:59:30]
16 Black Tiger Sex Machine - Hell Motel (from Hell Motel) [01:03:22]
17 Dirtyphonics, Bossfight - Evil Inside (from Evil Inside) [01:07:46]
18 Dance With The Dead - Get Out (from B-Sides: Vol. 1) [01:10:50]
19 Alias & Doseone - T.L.R. (from Less Is Orchestra) [01:13:20]
20 Lox Chatterbox - Hourglass (feat. Monsters With Tiny Mustaches) (from Hourglass (feat. Monsters With Tiny Mustaches)) [01:17:00]
21 ASTN - Flowers (from Flowers) [01:21:14]
22 Slushii - I Don’t Need You (from Watch Yo Back) [01:24:10]
23 Little Cecil - 1982 (from 1982) [01:27:31]
24 bLind - Two Step (The Veldt) [Final Fantasy VI Remix] (from Two Step (The Veldt) [Final Fantasy VI Remix]) [01:32:41]
25 Gunship - Cthulhu (feat. Corin Hardy) (from Fangoria Presents: Hollydoom OMST) [01:37:26]
26 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Sleep Paralysis (from White Light) [01:43:19]
27 Rous - Recensere (from MAE) [01:46:40]
28 Electus - Your World (from Your World) [01:50:42]
29 Conquer Divide - Nightmares (from Conquer Divide) [01:55:39]
30 Kognitif - Strange Day (from My Space World) [02:00:53]
31 A_rival - Ryu’s Theme (Street Fighter Remix) (from HeadBangers) [02:03:53]
32 S.P.Y - Dreaming (from Alone In The Dark: EP 3) [02:07:35]
33 Trye - By Your Side (from By Your Side) [02:12:11]
34 El Tigr3 - Infanticide (from Man-Eater) [02:15:09]
35 GHOST DATA - Arc Star (feat. Altruist) (from Void Walker) [02:20:03]
36 Razakel - Cock Block (feat. Ruby, Molly Gruesome & Lil V) (from Muerta REUP Another Dose Of Death) [02:23:45]
37 HEALTH - CRUSHER (from DISCO3) [02:30:01]
38 Lully - Wow Esme (from Wow Esme) [02:33:20]
39 meganeko - Delete (Bossfight Remix) (from Delete (Bossfight Remix)) [02:36:32]
40 Nana The Shrimp - Speedball (feat. DZA) (from Speedball) [02:40:35]
41 A_rival - Juri (From “Street Fighter”) (from Juri (From “Street Fighter”)) [02:44:09]
42 Biqram - Slip Into Darkness (from Slip Into Darkness) [02:47:25]
43 Azedia - Something (from Something) [02:49:22]
44 Goth Babe - Sunnnn (from Pacific II) [02:55:46]
45 The Amity Affliction - Shine On (from Shine On) [03:00:04]