Monday Morning Aural Sex
November 2015
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Happy days of gluttonous opulence, maniacal consumerism and almost complete ignorance of actual history, perverts! What a fucktacular time of year this is, hmm? I actually love it, because it’s all a declination. It’s all symptomatic of societal and economic entropy, and I just keep smiling at all the complacent little nitwits as we march backwards to the sea, desperately attempting to assign purpose to our consciousness and to understand why brutal imbeciles rule the world. :) Any-fucking-way, this edition is exactly what you’d expect from the title. This is a collection of aural sex that makes me goddamn grateful to be able to hear things, nay, to listen to them. I could’ve easily called this Miscellaneous Fucktacularity, Fucktacular Classics Vol. 2, blah-blah-blahbitty-fucking-blah, but these are some of my favorite songs in all music. Anyone who even slightly knows me knows that I couldn’t reasonably expect anyone to sit through an entire, comprehensive collection of my favorite songs. Maybe at my funeral (haha). Nah, and also, in case you might be wondering why I’ve included a song of mine called You Still Own The Air, it’s not out of narcissism. It’s because I’m profoundly grateful that I once had the chance of hearing her voice. Not just hearing it, but listening to it as it articulated verses of love to me. After beauty such as that, it seems juvenile to fear death. *sigh* Now, hurry up and yojne before I get all verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a new topic: this podcast is still called Monday Morning Aural Sex, but it is seldom ever actually released on Monday Morning. Discuss.
01 Rameses B - Dreaming (feat. Holly Drummond) (from soundcloud.com/ramesesb) [00:01:16]
02 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn To The Morning Star (from Of Natural History) [00:06:03]
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:11:43]
04 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [00:15:56]
05 Emily Kinney & Lauren Cohan - The Parting Glass (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:19:01]
06 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:21:50]
07 Rollins Band - A Life Denied (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [00:25:41]
08 Nine Inch Nails - And All That Could Have Been (from Still) [00:30:15]
09 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:36:24]
10 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [00:45:12]
11 Jamie N Commons - Lead Me Home (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:50:33]
12 Infected Mushroom - Heavy Weight (from Vicious Delicious) [00:52:27]
13 Neil Young - Harvest Moon (from Harvest Moon) [01:01:04]
14 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [01:05:59]
15 Andrew Lloyd Webber - All I Ask Of You (from The Phantom of the Opera (Disc 1)) [01:12:24]
16 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [01:16:37]
17 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [01:20:29]
18 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:28:17]
19 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim EP) [01:34:16]
20 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House Of Secrets) [01:37:37]
21 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [01:44:01]
22 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:53:14]
23 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:57:39]
24 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:04:21]
25 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu) [02:08:52]
26 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:14:06]
27 Nine Inch Nails - Leaving Hope (from Still) [02:18:10]
28 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:23:55]
29 Paul Sivertsen - You Still Own The Air (from An Extraordinary Love) [02:36:25]
30 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:43:47]
31 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [02:47:06]
32 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (Live, Til Radka, 2009) (from YouTube) [02:51:21]
Tuesday Nov 24, 2015
Tuesday Nov 24, 2015
Good muthafuckin’ evening, perverts! Welcome to the third installment of the Entranced edition. Lemme fuckin’ tell ya, it was difficult for me to not put some of the tracks from previous Entranced editions back on this third volume. Frankly, I dislike when artists put old tracks on new albums when they haven’t been remixed or re-recorded. It just seems lazy, although I have little doubt that those decisions are made by record companies. Anyway, tonight is a special night, because I have the Con-Monstah here from Ohio to co-host this here podcast right here. Or, co-introduce at least. Shit’s a little different from three and a half years ago when we made a podcast together. Say hi to all the perverts out in Pervertland, Constance!
Haay there, How’s every one been? Excited? Bored? Paaul, how have you been?
I have been exquisitely fucktacular, especially with all this aural sex we’re about to yojne. In fact, fuck being “about to yojne,” it, let’s yojne it right fuckin’ now!
01 The Roc Project - Never (feat. Tina Arena) (DJ Tiësto Remix) (from Kazaa - The Roc Project) [00:00:40]
02 Elles De Graaf - Show You My World (Ferry Corsten Mix) (from Creamfields (Mixed by Ferry Corsten) (Disc 2)) [00:08:22]
03 Ferry Corsten - Let You Go (feat. Sarah Bettens) (from WKND) [00:15:04]
04 dj TAKA - Spiral Galaxy (L.E.D. STYLE SPREADING PARTICLE BEAM MIX) (from milestone (Disc 2)) [00:18:23]
05 Armin Van Buuren - Wall Of Sound (feat. Justine Suissa) (from Shivers) [00:22:45]
06 Delerium - Underwater (Above & Beyond’s 21st Century Mix) (from Odyssey: The Remix Collection (Disc 1)) [00:28:55]
07 DJ Encore feat. Engelina - Open Your Eyes (from Intuition) [00:36:33]
08 Ian Van Dahl - Inspiration (Peter Luts Remix) (from ThriveMix01 (Disc 2)) [00:41:14]
09 Xerox vs. Passenger - Science Is God (Ultravoice Remix) (from Back To Galaxy) [00:45:57]
10 BT - Flaming June (BT and PvD Mix) (from Flaming June) [00:54:07]
11 Kai Tracid - 4 Just 1 Day (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [01:02:29]
12 Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (from Dirty Vegas) [01:10:21]
13 Ayumi Hamasaki - Unite! (Airwave Mix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance) [01:17:24]
14 Armin Van Buuren - Shivers (from Shivers) [01:21:25]
15 Aurora - Hear You Calling (from Kazaa - Aurora) [01:28:52]
16 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (feat. Debra Andrew) (from L.E.F.) [01:32:57]
17 kors k - Programmed World (SF_ Infected Mix) (from Ways For Liberation) [01:36:55]
18 Ayumi Hamasaki - A Song For XX (Ferry Corsten Chilld Mix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance) [01:44:08]
19 〆G - evergreen (Spore Remix) (from Dear, Mr. kors k) [01:48:32]
20 Rainy - Back Into The Abyss (from Dear, Mr. TAKA) [01:56:44]
21 Art of Trance - Stealth (from Voice of Earth) [02:01:27]
22 White Room - White Room (from Ultra.Trance:04.2) [02:08:35]
23 DJ Tiësto - Into The Dark (feat. Christian Burns) (from Elements of Life) [02:16:24]
24 Ayla - Into The Light (from Nirwana) [02:20:51]
25 BT - Communicate (from Emotional Technology (Special Collector’s Edition) (Disc 1)) [02:27:44]
26 dj TAKA - Frozen Ray (from milestone (Disc 1)) [02:33:41]
27 ACM - Elements of Trance (DJ Kim’s Reload Mix) (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 3)) [02:37:23]
28 DJ Tiësto - Break My Fall (feat. BT) (from Elements of Life) [02:45:08]
29 D-Noiser - Brain 29 “Demon of the Church” mix 1 (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 3)) [02:52:11]
30 Darude - Music (from Rush (Disc 1)) [02:58:50]
31 TaQ - Marine Snow (from ongaq:stromatolite) [03:05:51]
32 Digital Explosion - Summer In Belize (from… somewhere) [03:13:53]
33 Kate Ryan - Desenchantee (from Best of Trance Vol. 4) [03:19:53]
34 Jonathan Morning - Sunny (Radio Cut) (from Old MP3s) [03:23:27]
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
What’s up, perverts and pervettes?! How fuckin’ long has it been since you’ve seen one of these?! That’s what she said. But no, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the muthafuckin’ 4th edition of Rap vs. Hip-Hop! Just like last week, I had a bunch of shit that I could’ve added to this mix, but it’s already a little over 2 ½ hours long, and I doubt most of your attention spans could handle that shit. Anyway, I righted a serious wrong with this edition. In picking my tracks, I realized that I hadn’t put motherfuckin’ Diabolic on any of the other editions. That right there is a fuckin’ crime, but this edition is bringin’ the justice. Now, hurry up and yojne before you fuckin’ explode into a pile of guts, piss and shit! That happens sometimes, ya know…
01 Tech N9ne - He’s A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s) [00:00:26]
02 DMX - Dog Intro (from Grand Champ) [00:04:15]
03 Diabolic - Reasons (from Liar & A Thief) [00:07:45]
04 Die Antwoord - Ugly Boy (from Donker Mag) [00:11:29]
05 Tech N9ne - Slacker (from Absolute Power) [00:15:02]
06 Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (Remix) (from Bootlegs & B-Sides) [00:19:18]
07 DJ Shadow - Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt (from Endtroducing… (Deluxe Edition) (Disc 1)) [00:23:49]
08 Hopsin - Hop Is Back (from Knock Madness) [00:30:22]
09 Obie Trice - Adrenaline Rush (from 8 Mile OST) [00:33:43]
10 DJ G.I. Joe - Fuck the Gov’t (from Underworld Vol. 3) [00:37:29]
11 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [00:40:29]
12 Drive-By - This High (from Pony Down) [00:44:56]
13 Fort Minor - In Stereo (from The Rising Tied) [00:47:30]
14 Eminem - Puke (from Encore) [00:50:49]
15 Ice Cube - Down For Whatever (from Office Space OST) [00:54:56]
16 Diabolic - I Don’t Wanna Rhyme (from Liar & A Thief) [00:59:35]
17 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:03:33]
18 Beastie Boys - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (from Paul’s Boutique) [01:07:33]
19 Dr. Dre - Deeez Nuuuts (feat. Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, That Nigga Daz & Warren G) (from The Chronic) [01:11:01]
20 D12 - American Psycho (from Devil’s Night) [01:16:07]
21 Ludacris - Area Codes (from Word of Mouf) [01:20:38]
22 George Bush - Interlude (from DJ Green Lantern: Alive On Arrival) [01:25:11]
23 DJ Green Lantern - Impeach The President (feat. Dead Prez, Saigon, Immortal Technique & Just Blaze) (from DJ Green Lantern: Alive On Arrival) [01:25:28]
24 Maxim - Worldwide Syndicates (from Hell’s Kitchen) [01:28:32]
25 D12 - That’s How… (from Devil’s Night) [01:32:58]
26 DMX - What These Bitches Want (feat. Sisqo) (from …And Then There Was X) [01:37:42]
27 Immortal Technique - Crimes of the Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [01:41:49]
28 Tech N9ne - Einstein (from Anghellic) [01:45:57]
29 Talib Kweli - Love Language (from Reflection Eternal) [01:49:54]
30 Afu-Ra - Aural Fixation (feat. The Human Orchestra) (from Life Force Radio) [01:54:57]
31 Eminem - Bitch Please II (from Marshall Mathers LP) [01:59:17]
32 Kottonmouth Kings - Wickit Klowns (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from High Society) [02:04:02]
33 Violent J - Global Warming (from Let ‘Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 1) [02:08:35]
34 Eminem - My Dad’s Gone Crazy (from The Eminem Show) [02:12:48]
35 Dr. Dre - Housewife (feat. Kurupt & Hittman) (from 2001) [02:17:15]
36 Mickey Avalon - My Dick (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre) (from Mickey Avalon) [02:21:17]
37 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - 3030 (from Deltron 3030) [02:24:14]
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
All of you are a bunch of fuckin’ conformists because you don’t listen to the same music I do. Welcome, or whatever, to the Only Wearing Black Until They Make Something Darker Edition. Frankly, I can’t believe I didn’t make one of these sooner. I have shitloads of goth/industrial stuff, and I have way more that’ll show up in subsequent editions like this one. I didn’t want to stop adding tracks, but I had to since this one ended up being a little over 3 hours. Anyway, eff this noise and fuckin’ yojne!01 Razed In Black - Oh My Goth! (Re-Mastered Original Cut) (from Oh My Goth!) [00:00:21]02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War) [00:06:02]03 Ministry - N.W.O. (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [00:09:42]04 Genitorturers - Flesh Is The Law (from Flesh Is The Law) [00:15:02]05 Gitane Demone & Marc Ichx - Perv (Remix) (from Songs To Wake The Dead) [00:18:48]06 Combichrist - Shut Up And Swallow (from What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People? (Disc 1)) [00:23:47]07 C-Drone-Defect - Obedience (Equilibrium Pt. 1) (from Nemesis (Ltd. Ed.)) [00:29:28]08 Psyclon Nine - Flesh Harvest (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:36:13]09 Christian Death - Spiritual Cramp (Sacrifice Version) (from Dark Noise) [00:40:29]10 Front Line Assembly - Psychosomatic (from Civilization) [00:43:36]11 Eva O - One In A Million (from Goth Box: Disc O) [00:49:09]12 Chemlab - Jesus Christ Porno Star (from East Side Militia) [00:52:56]13 Front 242 - Deceit (from No Comment) [00:59:18]14 KMFDM - Dogma (from XTORT) [01:03:03]15 Collide - Wings Of Steel (from Chasing The Ghost) [01:07:07]16 Ministry - Burning Inside (from The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste) [01:12:37]17 Psyclon Nine - Behind A Serrated Grin (from INRI) [01:17:43]18 Cevin Key - Beauty Is The Enemy (from Music For Cats) [01:22:29]19 C-Tec - Foetal (from Darker) [01:26:58]20 Clan of Xymox - Stumble And Fall (from Clan Of Xymox) [01:32:42]21 Lestat - ? (from Goth Box: Disc O) [01:37:44]22 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [01:42:45]23 London After Midnight - Where Good Girls Go To Die (from Psycho Magnet (Re-Release)) [01:48:37]24 Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady (from D.O.A. - The Third and Final Report) [01:52:50]25 Covenant - Dead Stars (from United States Of Mind) [01:56:56]26 Front 242 - Flag (from 06:21:03:11 Up Evil) [02:02:07]27 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste) [02:07:14]28 Psyclon Nine - As You Sleep (from Divine Infekt) [02:12:10]29 Alien Sex Fiend - Another Planet (from Another Planet) [02:15:56]30 The Birthday Massacre - Never Mind (from Violet) [02:19:53]31 Combichrist - Today I Woke To The Rain Of Blood (from Everybody Hates You) [02:24:22]32 Meridian - Masquerade (Possession Mix) (from Goth Box: Disc G) [02:30:01]33 The Retrosic - Deathdealer (from Metropolis Rebirth 1.0) [02:34:06]34 Bauhaus - Exquisite Corpse (from The Sky’s Gone Out) [02:39:40]35 Carphax Files - Violence In Your Eyes (from Vengeance) [02:45:17]36 Circle Of Dust - Prayers Of A Dead Man (from Brainchild) [02:50:24]37 Gary Numan - Are ‘Friends’ Electric? (Leætherstrip mix) (from Graver’s Paradise) [02:56:33]38 Panzer Ag - Sick Is The One Who Adores Me (from This Is My Battlefield) [03:01:29]39 Ministry - The Land Of Rape And Honey (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS rip)) [03:06:49]
Monday Nov 02, 2015
Monday Nov 02, 2015
Good evening, dear perverts and pervettes! Welcome to another cunt-soaking and cock-hardening adventure in Aural fuckin’ Sex! This one is the Shit You've Never Heard Of (Read As “Shit You're Not Going To Listen To Even If I Paid You”) Edition. Why? Well, take a fuckin’ gander at the track list and figure it out, genius. I will say this, though: if you do actually know of any of these artists, I will give you a cookie. Seriously. Message me your address and I will wrap a cookie in cellophane and actually mail it to your fuckin’ house, or PO Box. Renee, I know you know Producer Snafu, so that one doesn’t count for you. And Shy, you introduced me to Vallis Alps, so that one doesn’t count for you. Also, Sasha Grey doesn’t really count for anyone because she’s not actually a musician (as far as I know (if one of you knows of something she did, though, LET ME KNOW!)). It doesn’t count if you only know her from porn. Unless you don’t know any of the other artists and you really want me to mail you a cookie, that is.
Without any further ado (read as stupid, babbling horseshit from yours truly), let us commence ze yojne!
01 Sasha Grey - Let’s Play (from Talk Dirty To Me) [00:01:00]
02 3 Random Wordz - This Song Is Brutal Like A UFC Match and I Don’t Even Like Rasslin’ (from Gabbers Are Gay) [00:01:17]
03 Spunkspurter - Debauchery Massacre (from Lurking Between Rotten Walls) [00:01:24]
04 合唱 - Seasons of Love (もっとラブアンドピース Remix) (from No Shit No Life) [00:02:54]
05 Cœur de Pirate - Fondu au Noir (from Cœur de Pirate) [00:04:57]
06 Otto Von Schirach - Milk A Cow and Dosey Doe (from Ye Olde Barn Compilation) [00:07:41]
07 Fidel Villeneuve - Fix Tha Guitar Shit!!! (from Kill Life!!!) [00:13:03]
08 Paradeigma - Breakcore vs. Jazz (Raimond Pauls Mix) (from Joy and Sorrow) [00:16:03]
09 Vallis Alps - Thru (from Vallis Alps EP) [00:17:10]
10 Kezwik - Let Go (feat. Mimi Page) (from HD+ Top 100 Best of 2012) [00:21:19]
11 w4yr - Mechanical Thinking (from e) [00:25:21]
12 Ibakusha - µt∑d_sun (from Antifunk) [00:27:27]
13 DeadExit - MarioStep (from HD+ Vol. 68 Week #14) [00:31:29]
14 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [00:35:07]
15 Parasite - Inna Bong (from Strong Like A Lion / Inna Bong) [00:38:57]
16 Blue Scholars - George Jackson (from Cinemetropolis) [00:43:01]
17 Worm Is Green - The Darkness (from Glow) [00:46:49]
18 Black & White - Music Is A Place Of Home (from Frame By Frame) [00:52:04]
19 Calvertron - 8 Bit Dreamz (feat. Mellefresh) (from HD+ Top 100 Best of 2012) [00:58:59]
20 Kanellos - Panopticism (from Welcome to the Dancefloor of the Real) [01:03:10]
21 Huxley Met Soda - Black Wall (from Urbaani Erämaa) [01:06:05]
22 Producer Snafu - Family Man (from Hey!!! Let’s Break (Section Three)) [01:09:42]
23 Salva - Weird Science (from Complex Housing) [01:14:11]
24 Bomb 20 - No Left (from Field Manual) [01:17:10]
25 Apocalyptica - Seemann (feat. Nina Hagen) (from Amplified: A Decade of Reinventing The Cello (Disc 2)) [01:21:02]
26 Double Fish - Doublefishxxxxxx (from Hey!!! Let’s Break (Section Three)) [01:25:41]
27 Sickboy - One O Three Nine (from Shake Hands With A Clenched Fist) [01:29:43]
28 State of Mind - Mind Slicer (from Mind Slicer / Nations) [01:34:33]
29 Bong-Ra - Hello, My Cock Is An Aardvark (from Monsters of Mashup) [01:40:27]
30 Walls of Jericho - No Saving Me (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:45:20]
31 Vistalance - Take It Back (from Emergency Room) [01:49:21]
32 Willamette Stone - Today (Smashing Pumpkins cover) (from If I Stay OST) [01:53:09]
33 System of Adon - Julie’s Anal Fry Surprise (from Everyone’s Your Friend When You’re Dead) [01:55:42]
34 Mnoki - Winter Trees (from Trees In Movement) [02:02:32]
35 White Noise Carousel - Iaminthedirectory (from Iaminthedirectory) [02:09:40]