2021-05-10 (Flashback Edition: 2014-05-12 (Massively Monstrous Metal Mother's Day Edition))

Mwahahaha!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, to the Massively Monstrous Metal Mother’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! First of all, let me apologize once again that this edition is coming to you late. There were several pressing matters to which I had to attend, but goddammit, I still made it and got it out to you all. I sincerely hope some of you are still enjoying this podcast as much as you were when I first started putting it out, and as much as I still enjoy it. I’ve spent (and continue to spend) countless hours scouring my massive music collection for fucktacularity to share with you perverts. I know I’ve replayed a lot of tracks now, but that’ll happen when you put out a weekly podcast that’s usually over 2-3 hours long. Anyway, enough of all that shit. This podcast is 66 fuckin’ tracks of purest osmium and over 4 hours long, topping my previous all metal edition by 15 minutes or so. 66 tracks, and it’s being released on May 12th, 2014, which, if you take all the numbers of the date and add them together until you get a single digit number, you get a fuckin’ 6. I was hoping I could find another 6 in this equation somewhere, hehe.Also, just as I said on my previous all metal edition, I’m sure some of you might be glancing over this track listing and saying something to the effect of, “Mehh, those bands suck. They’re not metal. I know metal ‘cause I’m like, king (or queen) shit of all things metal, and my opinion is superior to yours just because.” To which I would respond with a full strength slap across your bitch-ass face, because you’re a fucking nimrod. Grow up; people like different shit. Get over it. Anyway, countdown to yojne in 3…2…1… Yojne!01 Limp Bizkit - Intro (from Three Dollar Bill, Y’All) [00:01:51]02 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:02:40]03 Fear Factory - 0-0 {Where Evil Dwells} (from Obsolete) [00:07:05]04 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It’s All Happening) [00:11:56]05 Otep - Eet the Children (from The Ascension) [00:15:12]06 Bad Acid Trip - Beware of the Little People With Terrible Visions (from Lynch the Weirdo) [00:18:57]07 A Black Rose Burial - Straight From the Mind of the Modern Day Vigilante (from An Awakening of Revenants) [00:19:09]08 Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:22:12]09 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [00:24:57]10 With Dead Hands Rising - That’s Why You Don’t Pick Up Dead Crows (from Horror Grows Near) [00:28:06]11 White Zombie - Feed the Gods (from Airheads OST) [00:31:03]12 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers & Keith Aazami) (from Enter the Chicken) [00:34:52]13 Between the Buried and Me - All Bodies (from Alaska) [00:38:15]14 Anal Cunt - Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (from Everyone Should Be Killed) [00:44:25]15 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (from Irony Is A Dead Scene feat. Mike Patton) [00:44:54]16 Meshuggah - The Exquisite Machinery of Torture (from Chaosphere) [00:50:52]17 Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man (from Brave New World) [00:54:44]18 Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:59:14]19 Mushroomhead - 12 Hundred (from Savior Sorrow) [01:03:30]20 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [01:06:49]21 Lamb of God - Laid to Rest (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:10:44]22 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:31]23 KoЯn - Clown (with a Twist) (from KoЯn) [01:17:54]24 KoЯn - Twist (from Life Is Peachy) [01:18:31]25 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:23:17]26 Cradle of Filth - From the Cradle to Enslave (from From the Cradle to Enslave EP) [01:26:25]27 After the Burial - Berzerker (from Rareform) [01:32:58]28 At the Gates - Blinded By Fear (from Slaughter of the Soul) [01:38:30]29 Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence (from As Daylight Dies) [01:41:27]30 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the Face (from Burned Mind) [01:45:52]31 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [01:49:31]32 DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames (from Inhuman Rampage) [01:54:20]33 Kittie - Sleepwalking (from In The Black) [02:01:41]34 Melt-Banana - Cat in Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [02:04:48]35 Walls of Jericho - A Trigger Full of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [02:06:44]36 Machine Head - Davidian (from Burn My Eyes) [02:10:32]37 BIGdumbFACE - Burgalveist (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [02:15:20]38 Deftones - Teething (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [02:18:06]39 DevilDriver - Clouds Over California (from The Last Kind Words) [02:21:34]40 In Flames - Leeches (from Come Clarity) [02:25:39]41 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:28:32]42 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence) [02:32:34]43 All That Remains - Some of the People, All of the Time (from For We Are Many) [02:35:48]44 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [02:39:06]45 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butthead Do America OST) [02:46:31]46 All Shall Perish - The Ones We Left Behind (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:50:21]47 All Shall Perish - Awaken The Dreamers (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:51:26]48 Dimmu Borgir - IndoctriNation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [02:55:59]49 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [03:01:56]50 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [03:06:05]51 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [03:10:57]52 Moonchild - Litany V (feat. John Zorn & Mike Patton) (from Six Litanies for Heliogabalus) [03:13:18]53 American Head Charge - Seamless (from The War Of Art) [03:17:41]54 All That Remains - Become The Catalyst (from The Fall Of Ideals) [03:22:09]55 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn’t Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill) [03:25:11]56 A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son of a Bitch (from Career Suicide) [03:29:12]57 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [03:33:05]58 Kittie - Brackish (from Spit) [03:37:21]59 Bad Acid Trip - Join The Circus (from Lynch The Weirdo) [03:40:15]60 A Life Once Lost - Prepare Yourself for What is About to Come (from The Fourth Plague: Flies) [03:43:15]61 Metallica - Dyer’s Eve (from …And Justice For All) [03:46:00]62 Megadeth - Diadems (from Hidden Treasures) [03:51:12]63 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain) [03:55:01]64 Opeth - Patterns In The Ivy (from Blackwater Park) [04:04:51]65 Opeth - Blackwater Park (from Blackwater Park) [04:06:36]66 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [04:18:36]

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-05-26 (Rap vs. Hip-Hop Edition Vol. 3)

What’s up, perVERTS?! Welcome to Volume 3 of the Rap vs. Hip-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Actually, you know what? Fuck “welcome.” I’m gonna start saying “Emoclew.” Why? Because I’m getting sick and tired of saying “welcome” every fuckin’ week. So from now on, Emoclew, motherfuckers. Anyway, today’s Memorial Day, and try as I did, I couldn’t work up the motivation to make a new Memorial Day Edition. Frankly, the past hundred years of human history are full of absolutely unnecessary death, misery and failures. However, while there are a lot of things about human history that inspire a profound sadness in me, there are also many things to be celebrated. At least, celebrated insofar as they can be in consideration of all the horror and ignored and/or squandered potential. If you can acknowledge those things and yet find reasons to smile and laugh each day, well, you either just don’t give a shit or you’re like me in that you do, but you realize that most human beings have sold (and continue to sell) themselves out for convenience and supposed safety. There isn’t much hope for this species (or any other, thanks to us), sad little creatures we are, but we can laugh and keep warm by the trash fires we call homes for a while.Truly, what hope I have is limited to myself and those I love. I can’t speak for anyone but myself, and anyone who would have me speak for them shouldn’t. Agree if you like, but form your own ideas as well. Goddamn, anyway, enough of this nonsense. The bottom line of all that is that I tried to give a shit about Memorial Day this year, and I just couldn’t. So, instead, I’ve chosen to publish this edition that has some mindful, provocative lyrics, and some mindlessly celebratory lyrics. In the end, it’s always up to you to choose ignorance or awareness. As with many other situations in life, I think the best answer lies somewhere in the grey. Anyway, emoclew and fuckin’ yojne!01 Fort Minor - Cigarettes (from The Rising Tied) [00:02:04]02 Twiztid - 2nd Hand Smoke (from Mostasteless) [00:05:43]03 Hopsin - iLL Mind of Hopsin 5 (from YouTube) [00:10:12]04 Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice (from Doggystyle) [00:15:11]05 Eminem - White America (from The Eminem Show) [00:18:42]06 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [00:24:06]07 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [00:28:13]08 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ (South African Release)) [00:30:13]09 Hopsin - I’m Not Introducing You (from Raw) [00:33:22]10 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down) [00:38:30]11 Jurassic 5 - What’s Golden (from Power In Numbers) [00:43:08]12 2Pac - California Love (Original Version) (from Greatest Hits (Disc 2)) [00:46:14]13 ASM (A State Of Mind) - Root To The Fruit (feat. Wildchild) (from Root To The Fruit / Certified Organic) [00:50:51]14 (hed)p.e. - Crazy Legs (from Broke) [00:55:00]15 Eyedea & Abilities - Exhausted Love (from E And A) [00:59:02]16 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I’ll Connect (from Clockwork Gray) [01:04:23]17 NaS & Damian Marley - Patience (from Distant Relatives) [01:07:24]18 ESham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance) [01:13:04]19 Atmosphere - Musical Chairs (from You Can’t Imagine How Much Fun We’re Having) [01:16:30]20 Drive-By - The Arrival (from Pony Down) [01:20:21]21 Dead Prez - Psychology (from Let’s Get Free) [01:22:58]22 EPMD - Symphony (feat. M.O.P.) (from Out Of Business) [01:28:54]23 Dark Lotus - Keep Up (from Opaque Brotherhood) [01:31:54]24 Dizzy Wright - Funk Volume 2012 (feat. Hopsin and SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape) [01:35:53]25 Madd Maxxx - Classtime Horror (from In the Absence of Sanity) [01:39:12]26 Tech N9ne - Jellysickle (feat. E-40) (from Everready (The Religion)) [01:42:47]27 Razhel - Night Riders (from Make Music 2000) [01:46:23]28 Dark Lotus - Headache (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [01:49:53]29 Tech N9ne - Worst Enemy (from Absolute Power) [01:55:31]30 Buck 65 - Pants on Fire (from This Right Here Is Buck 65) [01:58:09]31 The Fugees - Fu-Gee-La (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [02:03:16]32 Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle (from The Beautiful Struggle) [02:07:20]33 Twiztid - 2nd 2no 1 (from Abominationz) [02:11:16]34 Insane Clown Posse - Your Rebel Flag (from Carnival of Carnage) [02:14:44]35 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [02:19:07]36 Busta Rhymes - This Means War!! (feat. Ozzy Osbourne) (from Extinction Level Event - The Final World Front) [02:23:38]37 ESham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain) [02:28:14]38 Mos Def - Do It Now (feat. Busta Rhymes) (from Black On Both Sides) [02:31:11]39 Boondox - Death of a Hater (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Krimson Creek) [02:35:01]40 2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up (from Greatest Hits (Disc 1)) [02:40:38]41 Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic (from Check Your Head) [02:45:01]42 Handsome Boy Modeling School - The Truth (feat. Roisin & J-Live) (from So How’s Your Girl…) [02:49:16]43 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup) [02:54:42]44 Twiztid - Woe Woe (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [02:58:17]45 Eve - Let Me Blow Ya Mind (feat. Gwen Stefani) (from Scorpion) [03:03:29]46 D12 - Revelation (from Devil’s Night) [03:07:18]47 Sticky Fingaz - What If I Was White (feat. Eminem) (from (Black Trash) Kirk Jones) [03:13:03] 

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-05-19 (Modnar sa Kcuf Noitide)

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-05-12 (Massively Monstrous Metal Mother's Day Edition)

Mwahahaha!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, to the Massively Monstrous Metal Mother’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! First of all, let me apologize once again that this edition is coming to you late. There were several pressing matters to which I had to attend, but goddammit, I still made it and got it out to you all. I sincerely hope some of you are still enjoying this podcast as much as you were when I first started putting it out, and as much as I still enjoy it. I’ve spent (and continue to spend) countless hours scouring my massive music collection for fucktacularity to share with you perverts. I know I’ve replayed a lot of tracks now, but that’ll happen when you put out a weekly podcast that’s usually over 2-3 hours long. Anyway, enough of all that shit. This podcast is 66 fuckin’ tracks of purest osmium and over 4 hours long, topping my previous all metal edition by 15 minutes or so. 66 tracks, and it’s being released on May 12th, 2014, which, if you take all the numbers of the date and add them together until you get a single digit number, you get a fuckin’ 6. I was hoping I could find another 6 in this equation somewhere, hehe.Also, just as I said on my previous all metal edition, I’m sure some of you might be glancing over this track listing and saying something to the effect of, “Mehh, those bands suck. They’re not metal. I know metal ‘cause I’m like, king (or queen) shit of all things metal, and my opinion is superior to yours just because.” To which I would respond with a full strength slap across your bitch-ass face, because you’re a fucking nimrod. Grow up; people like different shit. Get over it. Anyway, countdown to yojne in 3…2…1… Yojne!01 Limp Bizkit - Intro (from Three Dollar Bill, Y’All) [00:01:51]02 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:02:40]03 Fear Factory - 0-0 {Where Evil Dwells} (from Obsolete) [00:07:05]04 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It’s All Happening) [00:11:56]05 Otep - Eet the Children (from The Ascension) [00:15:12]06 Bad Acid Trip - Beware of the Little People With Terrible Visions (from Lynch the Weirdo) [00:18:57]07 A Black Rose Burial - Straight From the Mind of the Modern Day Vigilante (from An Awakening of Revenants) [00:19:09]08 Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:22:12]09 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [00:24:57]10 With Dead Hands Rising - That’s Why You Don’t Pick Up Dead Crows (from Horror Grows Near) [00:28:06]11 White Zombie - Feed the Gods (from Airheads OST) [00:31:03]12 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers & Keith Aazami) (from Enter the Chicken) [00:34:52]13 Between the Buried and Me - All Bodies (from Alaska) [00:38:15]14 Anal Cunt - Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (from Everyone Should Be Killed) [00:44:25]15 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (from Irony Is A Dead Scene feat. Mike Patton) [00:44:54]16 Meshuggah - The Exquisite Machinery of Torture (from Chaosphere) [00:50:52]17 Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man (from Brave New World) [00:54:44]18 Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:59:14]19 Mushroomhead - 12 Hundred (from Savior Sorrow) [01:03:30]20 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [01:06:49]21 Lamb of God - Laid to Rest (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:10:44]22 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:31]23 KoЯn - Clown (with a Twist) (from KoЯn) [01:17:54]24 KoЯn - Twist (from Life Is Peachy) [01:18:31]25 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:23:17]26 Cradle of Filth - From the Cradle to Enslave (from From the Cradle to Enslave EP) [01:26:25]27 After the Burial - Berzerker (from Rareform) [01:32:58]28 At the Gates - Blinded By Fear (from Slaughter of the Soul) [01:38:30]29 Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence (from As Daylight Dies) [01:41:27]30 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the Face (from Burned Mind) [01:45:52]31 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [01:49:31]32 DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames (from Inhuman Rampage) [01:54:20]33 Kittie - Sleepwalking (from In The Black) [02:01:41]34 Melt-Banana - Cat in Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [02:04:48]35 Walls of Jericho - A Trigger Full of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [02:06:44]36 Machine Head - Davidian (from Burn My Eyes) [02:10:32]37 BIGdumbFACE - Burgalveist (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [02:15:20]38 Deftones - Teething (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [02:18:06]39 DevilDriver - Clouds Over California (from The Last Kind Words) [02:21:34]40 In Flames - Leeches (from Come Clarity) [02:25:39]41 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:28:32]42 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence) [02:32:34]43 All That Remains - Some of the People, All of the Time (from For We Are Many) [02:35:48]44 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [02:39:06]45 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butthead Do America OST) [02:46:31]46 All Shall Perish - The Ones We Left Behind (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:50:21]47 All Shall Perish - Awaken The Dreamers (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:51:26]48 Dimmu Borgir - IndoctriNation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [02:55:59]49 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [03:01:56]50 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [03:06:05]51 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [03:10:57]52 Moonchild - Litany V (feat. John Zorn & Mike Patton) (from Six Litanies for Heliogabalus) [03:13:18]53 American Head Charge - Seamless (from The War Of Art) [03:17:41]54 All That Remains - Become The Catalyst (from The Fall Of Ideals) [03:22:09]55 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn’t Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill) [03:25:11]56 A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son of a Bitch (from Career Suicide) [03:29:12]57 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [03:33:05]58 Kittie - Brackish (from Spit) [03:37:21]59 Bad Acid Trip - Join The Circus (from Lynch The Weirdo) [03:40:15]60 A Life Once Lost - Prepare Yourself for What is About to Come (from The Fourth Plague: Flies) [03:43:15]61 Metallica - Dyer’s Eve (from …And Justice For All) [03:46:00]62 Megadeth - Diadems (from Hidden Treasures) [03:51:12]63 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain) [03:55:01]64 Opeth - Patterns In The Ivy (from Blackwater Park) [04:04:51]65 Opeth - Blackwater Park (from Blackwater Park) [04:06:36]66 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [04:18:36]

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-05-05 (All-Star Series: Jello Biafra Edition)

Gooooood… afternoon, perverts! Yes, I apologize that this is coming to you in the afternoon as opposed to the morning, but I had some urgent matters to which I had to attend. Anyway, better late than never. Welcome, mother and father fuckers, to another installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Jello Biafra Edition! If you don’t know who Jello Biafra is, you apparently haven’t been paying much attention to this podcast at all. Which is fine, if you’re paying attention to it now. If you’re not, then you’re probably not even reading/hearing this, so why am I even addressing you? Fuck you and your lack of attention to this podcast! Pphh, anyway, Jello Biafra is most well-known as the frontman for the epic punk band, the Dead Kennedys. He also owns a label called Alternative Tentacles that’s full of fucktacular awesomeness. He’s made guest appearances on a fuckton of songs and collaborated on full albums with many other groups such as Ministry, the Melvins, D.O.A. etc. He’s also done spoken word for the past 20 years, he’s run for mayor of San Francisco, and even run for president back in 2000. His lyrics and vocal styles are second to none. His words are acerbically satirical towards politics and society in general, and shit, what the fuck am I doing still talking? Let’s get yojneing already! But first… a disclaimer for all of you out there with sensitive little earholes.01 The Offspring - Disclaimer (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Ixnay on the Hombre) [00:01:22]02 Dead Kennedys - Take This Job and Shove It (from Bedtime for Democracy) [00:02:05]03 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:03:25]04 Lard - Mate Spawn & Die (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:04:19]05 Dead Kennedys - Shrink (from Bedtime for Democracy) [00:09:14]06 Ministry - Jello Biafra’s Pledge of Allegiance (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [00:10:57]07 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:13:40]08 Leftover Crack - Baby-Punchers (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Deadline Split w/ Citizen Fish) [00:16:43]09 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [00:20:12]10 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:26:29]11 Lard - War Pimp Renaissance (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:32:21]12 Napalm Death - The Great and The Good (feat. Jello Biafra) (from The Code Is Red… Long Live The Code) [00:36:29]13 Dead Kennedys - Government Flu (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:40:39]14 Jello Biafra with Nomeansno - Jesus Was A Terrorist (from The Sky Is Falling and I Want My Mommy) [00:42:41]15 Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:45:14]16 Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [00:51:12]17 Lard - Forkboy (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:53:45]18 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:57:38]19 Lard - Peeling Back The Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:59:08]20 Jello Biafra and The Melvins - Islamic Bomb (from Never Breathe What You Can’t See) [01:04:16]21 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:10:33]22 Jello Biafra with Nomeansno - Sharks In The Gene Pool (from The Sky Is Falling and I Want My Mommy) [01:12:12]23 Dead Kennedys - MTV - Get Off The Air (from Frankenchrist) [01:18:44]24 Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - That’s Progress (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [01:22:20]25 Dead Kennedys - Winnebago Warrior (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:25:33]26 Dead Kennedys - Police Truck (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [01:27:37]27 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off Single) [01:30:01]28 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) [01:30:59]29 Dead Kennedys - Triumph of the Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [01:37:06]30 Dead Kennedys - At My Job (from Frankenchrist) [01:39:22]31 Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:42:59]32 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:47:31]33 Sepultura - Politricks (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Nation) [01:53:25]34 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:57:36]35 Jello Biafra - Die For Oil, Sucker (T.W.O.T. Addition) (from In the Grip of Official Treason (Disc 1)) [01:59:29]36 Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:07:07]37 Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - Power Is Boring (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [02:11:34]38 Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:14:22]39 Dead Kennedys - Anarchy For Sale (from Bedtime For Democracy) [02:15:24]40 Dead Kennedys - We’ve Got A Bigger Problem Now (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:16:41]41 Jello Biafra with The Melvins - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything) (from Sieg Howdy!) [02:21:09]42 Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [02:24:23]43 Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas (from Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables) [02:30:06]44 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [02:32:36]45 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles (from Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables) [02:36:50]46 Jello Biafra - I Have A Dream (from Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police (Disc 1)) [02:39:49]47 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:51:05]