Monday Morning Aural Sex
May 2012
Episodes
Monday May 30, 2022
Monday May 30, 2022
Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia. It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello? No. I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations. I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though. Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right? Right. Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me. It's all good, though. I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these. You oughta give that a try sometime. So yeah, Memorial Day. A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.
I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life. It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars. When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding. What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords. Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other. Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world. Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going. I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.
I suppose it's just a matter of convenience. Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life. But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not. Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford. I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door. But you know, do what you want. Just a suggestion. Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize) [00:02:27]
02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government) [00:03:30]
03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master Of Puppets) [00:07:00]
04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:15:14]
05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A (from Born In The U.S.A) [00:21:40]
06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (from Electric Ladyland) [00:26:10]
07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:30:05]
08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:37]
09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [00:41:54]
10 Serj Tankian - Yes, It's Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:45:25]
11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [00:49:29]
12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:51:28]
13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:55:51]
14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP) [00:59:34]
15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3) [01:05:05]
16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) [01:28:55]
17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani) [01:33:24]
18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence) [01:38:33]
19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [01:42:10]
20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [01:46:34]
21 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (from eMOTIVe) [01:50:11]
22 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [01:52:18]
23 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [01:55:54]
24 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [02:01:36]
25 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [02:05:03]
26 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush, Vol. 2) [02:07:17]
27 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body Of War OST (Disc 1)) [02:10:07]
28 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Thanks For The Support) [02:13:02]
29 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (05-23-2012) (from blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio) [02:17:56]
30 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [02:24:40]
31 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free) [02:27:42]
32 Pink - Dear Mr President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [02:29:43]
33 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [02:34:13]
34 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades) [02:36:54]
35 Bruce Springsteen & Tom Morello - The Ghost of Tom Joad (from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert, 2009) [02:41:01]
36 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore) [02:50:27]
37 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [02:55:42]
38 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [02:58:06]
39 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [03:03:23]
40 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3) [03:07:56]
41 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello, & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr Cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [03:34:23]
42 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead) [03:39:14]
43 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP) [03:43:52]
44 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [03:47:31]
45 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine) [03:52:42]
Monday May 23, 2022
Monday May 23, 2022
.?.Good morning, devoted listeners of the podcast previously entitled, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Due to the disparaging comments made about Bain Capital's former CEO Mitt Romney on last week's podcast, you will not be hearing your regularly scheduled programming. From this point on, this podcast will be called Monday Morning Music Registered Trademark Copyright Patented Sold, Bought, Owned, Paid For and Prison Raped Forever by Clear Channel Incorporated. There will not be anymore filthy anti-American profanity or sentiments of any sort. There will only be top 40 pablumusic designed to keep you vaguely content and ignorant. Curiosity, creativity and any true sense of personal happiness will be vehemently discouraged. In God, In Capitalism, In Success, In Wealth, In Romney We Trust. Fuck the middle class. Get back to work, you fucking peasants. Enjoy...---... Make sure to click the linked text below to see music videos for all the clean, Christian, American music contained in this podcast.
01 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK)
02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War)
03 Henry Rollins - My War (from Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three)
04 That Handsome Devil - Standing Room In Heaven (from That Handsome Devil EP)
05 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown EP)
06 Anti-Flag - You'd Do The Same (from Die For The Government)
07 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist)
08 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from (Fuck The) U.S.A.)
09 Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore - Angry Mother (from Oprah 1986)
10 Traci Lords - Father's Field (from 1,000 Fires)
11 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
12 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album)
13 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners)
14 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual)
15 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual)
16 Nightwish - End Of All Hope (from Century Child)
17 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone)
18 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next (from Forever Delayed - The Greatest Hits)
19 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke)
20 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)
21 The Prodigy - Memphis Bells (from Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned)
22 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
23 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land)
24 Serj Tankian - Borders Are... (from Imperfect Harmonies)
25 Henry Rollins - Visiting Los Angeles (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution)
27 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
28 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
29 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
30 Otto Von Schirach - The Moon Of Christ vs. The Illuminati Rep (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
31 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow)
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something. I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit! Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes! Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me! I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you? ...huh? Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before. I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die. K? Thanks! Love ya! :-)
You wanna know what's cool? Ice, bitch. Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice? Hmm? How? What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me? Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there. :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below! Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)
03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)
04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)
05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)
06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)
07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)
13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)
14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)
15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)
16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)
17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)
18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)
19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)
20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)
22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)
23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)
24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)
25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)
26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)
27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)
28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))
29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)
30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)
31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)
32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))
34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)
36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)
Tuesday May 29, 2012
Tuesday May 29, 2012
Happy Tuesday, my insatiable perverts! Hope you enjoyed Part 1, 'cause Part 2 is just as, if not even more, exquisitely fucktacular. We start off Part 2 with a simple question for the leaders and armies of mankind: peace or annihilation? And make sure to check out the links below for some awesome music videos!
01 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:00:15]
02 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [00:02:22]
03 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:05:59]
04 Otep - Warhead (from House of Secrets) [00:11:41]
05 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [00:15:07]
06 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush Vol. 2) [00:17:21]
07 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body of War OST) [00:20:11]
08 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Faulty Intelligence) [00:23:07]
09 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (from http://www.blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio/2012/05/24/lmr-w-otep-dee--zimmerman-and-koch-bros-gov-walker) [00:28:01]
10 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:34:44]
11 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free) [00:37:47]
12 Pink - Dear Mr. President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [00:39:47]
13 Immortal Technique - The War Vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [00:44:17]
14 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades) [00:46:59]
15 Bruce Springsteen - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (feat. Tom Morello) (Live at Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert) (from YouTube) [00:51:05]
16 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore) [01:00:32]
17 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [01:05:47]
18 P.T. Grimm - Destroy Your Elders (from Entropy's Sideshow) [01:08:12]
19 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [01:10:19]
20 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3) [01:15:09]
21 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [01:41:36]
22 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead) [01:46:27]
23 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP) [01:51:05]
24 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [01:54:44]
25 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine) [01:59:55]
Monday May 28, 2012
Monday May 28, 2012
Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia. It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello? No. I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations. I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though. Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right? Right. Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me. It's all good, though. I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these. You oughta give that a try sometime. So yeah, Memorial Day. A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.
I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life. It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars. When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding. What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords. Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other. Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world. Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going. I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.
I suppose it's just a matter of convenience. Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life. But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not. Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford. I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door. But you know, do what you want. Just a suggestion. Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! And don't forget to check out the links I've provided here to see some of the music videos! Especially the one for Blue Scholars - Back Home. That one made me tear up. But yeah, I spend a lot of time gathering those fuckin' things, and it'd be nice to know someone appreciates it, dammit! :-P
01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize) [00:02:27]
02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government) [00:03:30]
03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master of Puppets) [00:07:00]
04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:15:14]
05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A. (from Born In The U.S.A.) [00:21:40]
06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan cover) (from Electric Ladyland) [00:26:10]
07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:30:05]
08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:37]
09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [00:41:54]
10 P.T. Grimm - A Pig In A Fez (from The Exile) [00:45:26]
11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [00:49:29]
12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:51:28]
13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:55:51]
14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP) [00:59:34]
15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3) [01:05:05]
16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) [01:28:55]
17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani) [01:33:24]
18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence) [01:38:33]
19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [01:42:10]
20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [01:46:34]
Monday May 21, 2012
Monday May 21, 2012
.?.Good morning, devoted listeners of the podcast previously entitled, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Due to the disparaging comments made about Bain Capital's former CEO Mitt Romney on last week's podcast, you will not be hearing your regularly scheduled programming. From this point on, this podcast will be called Monday Morning Music Registered Trademark Copyright Patented Sold, Bought, Owned, Paid For and Prison Raped Forever by Clear Channel Incorporated. There will not be anymore filthy anti-American profanity or sentiments of any sort. There will only be top 40 pablumusic designed to keep you vaguely content and ignorant. Curiosity, creativity and any true sense of personal happiness will be vehemently discouraged. In God, In Capitalism, In Success, In Wealth, In Romney We Trust. Fuck the middle class. Get back to work, you fucking peasants. Enjoy...---... Make sure to click the linked text below to see music videos for all the clean, Christian, American music contained in this podcast.
01 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK)
02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War)
03 P.T. Grimm - Piss Upon Your Smile (from Entropy's Sideshow (v1 & v2))
04 That Handsome Devil - Standing Room In Heaven (from That Handsome Devil EP)
05 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown EP)
06 Anti-Flag - You'd Do The Same (from Die For The Government)
07 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist)
08 G.G. Allin - Expose Yourself To Kids (from Anti-Social Personality Disorder (Live))
09 Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore - Angry Mother (from Oprah 1986)
10 Traci Lords - Father's Field (from 1,000 Fires)
11 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
12 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album)
13 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners)
14 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual)
15 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual)
16 Nightwish - End Of All Hope (from Century Child)
17 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone)
18 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next (from Forever Delayed - The Greatest Hits)
19 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke)
20 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)
21 The Prodigy - Memphis Bells (from Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned)
22 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
23 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land)
24 Serj Tankian - Borders Are... (from Imperfect Harmonies)
25 Henry Rollins - Visiting Los Angeles (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution)
27 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
28 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
29 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
30 Otto Von Schirach - The Moon Of Christ vs. The Illuminati Rep (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
31 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow)
Monday May 14, 2012
Monday May 14, 2012
Edit: 08-02-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Sex on Mondays should always be Aural in the mornings, and flangers murskeot Ousterberg kyling fleeblegeeble. Religion makes a lot of sense to me. BOPPY FINGLE TOE SHEE QUOVIXISHING! Making money and achieving socially notable success is the key to happiness. Wizzovens trimblew optacot rybrex affovoovoo, und sueding briffle gasm-o-pickle. Welcome to my podcast. Let me start off here by kicking your monkey, then I'll use your goat. And we'll smile as our hands AGGRESSIVELY revolt against our genitals. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
If you move your magical arrow-movey device (aka mouse) over some of the text below, and then actually click on it, something astounding will happen! I won't spoil the surprise, suffice to say, it might make the music a little more exquisitely fucktacular.
Many thanks to the insanely insatiable pervert, Vera Gzasdfo83o4ihasd;;asdfh, for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Bad Lip Reading - Kicked Your Monkey (Parody of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know") (from YouTube)
02 Lard - Forkboy (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
03 The Big Bopper - Big Bopper's Wedding Day (from Chantilly Lace)
04 GWAR - S.F.W. (from S.F.W. OST)
05 Slayer - War Ensemble (from Seasons In The Abyss)
06 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot)
07 Pantera - War Nerve (from The Great Southern Trendkill)
08 Spineshank - The Height Of Callousness (from The Height Of Callousness)
09 Rollins Band - Vol. 4 (from Weight)
10 Cradle of Filth - Satanic Mantra (from Midian)
11 Cradle of Filth - Tearing The Veil From Grace (from Midian)
12 Bad Lip Reading - Mitt Romney (from YouTube)
13 B.B. King - Chains And Things (from King Of The Blues (Disc 3))
14 Acid Bath - New Death Sensation (from Paegan Terrorism Tactics)
15 That Handsome Devil - Elephant Bones (from That Handsome Devil EP)
16 The Doors - A Little Game (Part 3 of The Celebration of the Lizard) (from Absolutely Live)
17 The Doors - The Hill Dwellers (Part 4 of The Celebration of the Lizard) (from Absolutely Live)
18 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (Part 5 of The Celebration of the Lizard) (from Atavist)
19 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! (UK CD Single 1))
20 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante)
21 Venetian Snares - Sporto Fucking Sellout Cocksuckerface (from Pink + Green CDM)
22 Stunt Rock - My Age 16 Girlfriend (from Fuck Canada Fuck America)
23 Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic (from Check Your Head)
24 Beastie Boys - Tough Guy (from Ill Communication)
25 Beastie Boys - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (from Paul's Boutique)
26 Beastie Boys - Bodhisattva Vow (from Ill Communication)
27 Beastie Boys - The Sounds Of Science (from Paul's Boutique)
28 Beastie Boys - Cooky Puss (from Some Old Bullshit)
29 AP2 - The End (from Suspension of Disbelief)
30 The Doors - The End (from The Doors)
31 Bad Lip Reading - Michele Bachmann (from YouTube)
32 The Beatles - The End (from Abbey Road)
Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something. I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit! Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes! Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me! I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you? ...huh? Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before. I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die. K? Thanks! Love ya! :-)
You wanna know what's cool? Ice, bitch. Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice? Hmm? How? What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me? Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there. :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below! Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)
03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)
04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)
05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)
06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)
07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)
13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)
14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)
15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)
16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)
17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)
18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)
19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)
20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)
22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)
23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)
24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)
25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)
26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)
27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)
28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))
29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)
30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)
31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)
32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))
34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)
36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)