Aural Sex Weekend!!!: 2014-03-31 (All-Star Series: Todd Smith Edition)

Perverts! Welcome to the final installment in our glorious Aural Sex Weekend, the Todd Smith All-Star Series Edition! Who is Todd Smith, you might ask? Well, shame on you, you naughty perverts. Todd Smith is the frontman and one of the masterminds behind such exquisite groups as Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, Knives Out, The Alter Boys and El Creepo! I’ve played Sex from all those groups many times throughout the span of this podcast, so unless you weren’t paying attention at all, you most likely remember a few of those names. Anyway, Todd Smith is a phenomenal lyricist and vocalist, and you’re about to hear what the fuck I’m talking about for your damn selves, so let the yojne commence! 01 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:00:43]02 Polkadot Cadaver - Opus Dei (from Sex Offender) [00:05:09]03 El-Creepo! - Arabian Rose (from Aloha) [00:06:01]04 The Alter Boys - Famine Ghost (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:09:40]05 Knives Out - Pink On The Inside (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:13:43]06 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:17:26]07 Polkadot Cadaver - Haunted Holiday (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:21:56]08 Dog Fashion Disco - 9 To 5 At The Morgue (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:23:53]09 Knives Out - Swollen Mistress (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:28:31]10 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed To A Bright Future) [00:32:16]11 The Alter Boys - Little White Lies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:37:15]12 Dog Fashion Disco - Day Of The Dead (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [00:42:26]13 Polkadot Cadaver - Bloodsucker (from Sex Offender) [00:45:56]14 Dog Fashion Disco - Silent Film (from Adultery) [00:49:52]15 Polkadot Cadaver - Touch You Like Caligula (from Last Call In Jonestown) [00:52:56]16 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [00:58:16]17 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender) [01:02:43]18 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog’s Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:06:42]19 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:10:24]20 Dog Fashion Disco - Desert Grave (from Adultery) [01:14:28]21 El-Creepo! - Lock The World Outside (from Aloha) [01:17:47]22 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:22:12]23 Polkadot Cadaver - Phantom Limb (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:26:54]24 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery) [01:30:07]25 Polkadot Cadaver - Rats & Black Widows (from Last Call In Jonestown) [01:33:44]26 The Alter Boys - Surrounded By Porcelain Flies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:36:50]27 Polkadot Cadaver - Sex Offender (from Sex Offender) [01:40:42]28 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:45:11]29 Dog Fashion Disco - The Darkest Days (from Adultery) [01:49:29]30 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:53:49]31 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:56:40]32 Polkadot Cadaver - Forever And A Day (from Sex Offender) [02:02:09]33 Dog Fashion Disco - The Acid Memoirs (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:07:37]34 Polkadot Cadaver - Epilogue (from Last Call In Jonestown) [02:10:48]35 Dog Fashion Disco - Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [02:13:33]

Aural Sex Weekend!!!: 2014-03-30 (Chill The Fuck Out Edition)

Perverts… Welcome to the third installment in the Aural Sex Weekend, the Chill the Fuck Out Edition. Why “Chill the Fuck Out?” Because yesterday marked the final day in my March through Hell. It was the last audio engineering job for a while, and although that does mean I’ll be worrying about money a little more, it also means I’ll be able to fucking relax and recuperate. I suspect I’ll make several new volumes of this type of edition, since I have a loooot of awesome chill out music in my arsenal. Same with the Live Loud and Omitted Questions editions, for that matter. Anyway, kick back, chill the fuck out, and of course, fuckin’ yojne.01 ††† - Bi†ches Brew (from †††) [00:00:50]02 Lana Del Ray - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [00:04:18]03 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite Single) [00:08:10]04 Dido - Here With Me (from Ultra.Chilled 01 (Disc 1)) [00:12:32]05 Sons of Perdition - Psalm of Withering (from Psalms for the Spiritually Dead) [00:17:43]06 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (feat. Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing) [00:20:41]07 Mr. Sam - Surrender (feat. Rami) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials 1 (Disc 1)) [00:24:05]08 Massive Attack - Safe From Harm (from Blue Lines) [00:28:25]09 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (from The Boatman’s Call) [00:33:40]10 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven) [00:37:49]11 Buckethead - Ghost (from COLMA) [00:44:47]12 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [00:50:10]13 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe) [00:54:19]14 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song From Nip/Tuck) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:05:42]15 Thievery Corporation - Lebanese Blonde (from The Mirror Conspiracy) [01:09:09]16 Palms - Tropics (from Palms) [01:13:48]17 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley Mix) (from Dancing Galaxy) [01:19:28]18 Blue Sky Black Death - To The Ends Of The Earth (from NOIR) [01:33:07]19 Chrysta Bell - Polish Poem (from This Train) [01:36:55]20 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (Acoustic) (from B-Sides & Rarities) [01:42:41]21 Tool - Schism (from Anotomica: A String Tribute To Tool Vol. 1) [01:47:11]22 Craig Armstrong - This Love (from The Space Between Us) [01:52:28]23 Deftones - Rosemary (from Koi No Yokan) [01:58:38]24 Portishead - Small (from Third) [02:05:29]25 BT - Our Dark Garden (from If The Stars Are Eternal, So Are You And I) [02:12:01]26 ††† - †rophy (from †††) [02:25:03]27 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth - On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2)) [02:28:52]28 Julee Cruise - The World Spins (from Floating Into The Night) [02:35:03]29 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST) [02:41:32]30 Veruca Salt - Aurora (from Tank Girl OST) [02:45:28]31 Rebekah Del Rio - Crying (Llorando) (from Mulholland Drive OST) [02:49:25]32 Angelo Badalamenti - Love Letters (feat. Kitty Lester) (from Blue Velvet OST) [02:52:53]33 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [02:55:22]34 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [03:04:38]

Aural Sex Weekend!!!: 2014-03-29 (Omitted Questions Edition)

Perverts!!! Welcome to day two of Aural Sex Weekend and the Omitted Questions Edition. Technically, I already did an omitted questions edition back in 2012, but it was called “.?.” as opposed to spelling it out. So, what are omitted questions you might ask? Well, you just heard one, although technically it wasn’t omitted because I asked it, but fuck it. Omitted questions to me are things we think about, but don’t ask for whatever reason. I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m endlessly fascinated by that: questions gone unasked. Not 100% of the time, of course. Trivial, lazy questions deserve omission, but you get what I mean. Anyway, this edition is full of music that gets me fired up and inquisitive at the least. I hope it’ll do the same for one, some, or even all of you out there. Yojne!01 System of a Down - Question! (from Mezmerize) [00:00:34]02 Evol Intent - The Foreward (feat. J Messinian) (from Era of Diversion) [00:03:47]03 Ministry - Fear (Is Big Business) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:06:19]04 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [00:11:10]05 KMFDM - WWIII (from WWIII) [00:17:03]06 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:59]07 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live w/ Intro) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [00:27:19]08 Twiztid - Karma (from Man’s Myth) [00:33:24]09 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:37:15]10 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:38:10]11 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:40:26]12 Apathy - 9 To 5 (from Eastern Philosophy) [00:44:24]13 Eyedea & Abilities - How Much Do You Pay? (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [00:48:20]14 Insane Clown Posse - How Many Times? (from The Great Milenko) [00:54:15]15 Diabolic - Perspective (feat. DJ Snips) (from The Foul Play Mixtape) [01:00:35]16 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers) [01:04:08]17 Corporate Avenger - Taxes Are Stealing (from Freedom Is A State of Mind) [01:07:41]18 Evol Intent - Death, Lies & Videotape (feat. Cypher Linguistics) (from Era Of Diversion) [01:12:27]19 Dead Prez - Propaganda (from Let’s Get Free) [01:15:46]20 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:20:58]21 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:26:15]22 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [01:29:51]23 CunninLynguists - Mindstate (from Will Rap For Food) [01:31:53]24 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:35:26]25 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [01:39:52]26 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:44:20]27 Doug Stanhope - Democracy Is A Flawed Theory (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:48:34]28 Doug Stanhope - Trade Out (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:49:27]29 Doug Stanhope - Not Guilty (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:50:41]30 Doug Stanhope - Free Country? (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:53:05]31 PT Grimm - Past The Con (from The Exile) [01:56:41]32 MDFMK - Missing Time (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:04:33]33 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:09:07]34 PT Grimm - The Red Cradle (from The Exile) [02:24:30]35 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:26:05]36 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self Construct) [02:30:36]37 Radiohead - Fitter Happier (from OK Computer) [02:33:20]

Aural Sex Weekend!!!: 2014-03-28 (LIVE LOUD EDITION)

Perverts!!! Welcome to the glorious return and the beginning of a long weekend of Aural.Fucking.Sex! What will that entail, you might ask? Well, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! That means that every morning this weekend, from Friday to Monday, I’ll be posting a brand spankin’ new edition for your tender earholes to soak in and/or endure. Why am I doing this? Well, again, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! Because I feel compelled to make up for all the absence this month. You perverts truly have no idea how much it aggravates me that I’m a human being and thus am subject to the many physical needs of human beings (ie. sleep). I’ve basically been working 12-15 hour days almost every day this month. To say I’m exhausted would be an understatement on a level of if one were to put the word “statement” on a little piece of paper and slip it under Satan’s foot all the way at the deepest depths of Cocytus. Anyway, fuck all this complaining bullshit. You all came for some Aural Sex, and that’s what I’m gonna deliver. We’re kickin’ this shit off with the Live Loud Edition which is filled with some absolutely exquisite Sex that must be listened to LOUDLY! All these songs have a much greater impact that way, and you know what I’ve said many times about living loudly: you’ve got your entire death to be silent. We’re starting this edition off with a song that could safely be called my first favorite song ever, when I was four years old or so. I used to listen to it all the time when my dad drove me to preschool. Speaking of which, Dad, I love and miss you so, so much. I think about you every day. This one’s for you, Pops. ;)01 Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (from Knee Deep In The Hoopla) [00:02:02]02 Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:06:50]03 m11dy - TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE (REBUILD) (from ROARING THE ODD HYMN) [00:10:35]04 Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:12:43]05 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [00:16:32]06 Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [00:20:07]07 All Shall Perish - Stabbing To Purge Dissimulation (from Awaken The Dreamers) [00:24:35]08 Slayer - Darkness of Christ (from God Hates Us All) [00:27:07]09 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:28:37]10 The Berzerker - Reality (from Berzerker) [00:32:11]11 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:33:30]12 Passenger of Shit - Trendycocksuckersuckmyretardvomitpussycunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:36:36]13 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [00:38:38]14 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:43:15]15 Ministry - Señor Peligro (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:49:15]16 After The Burial - Warm Thoughts of Warfare (from Forging A Future Self) [00:52:53]17 Pigface - Bitch (Defrag’s Extraordinary Skipping Glitch Mix) (from Head…) [00:55:46]18 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:58:03]19 White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:03:27]20 Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:07:03]21 Nine Inch Nails - You Know What You Are? (from With Teeth) [01:11:17]22 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf in Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:14:58]23 Producer Snafu - Being Bored Is Fun (from Rebirth RB-338 (v2.0.1 & over) [01:18:45]24 PT Grimm - Emily (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:22:10]25 PT Grimm - Fuck Everything (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:23:28]26 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [01:24:10]27 Nero - Must Be The Feeling (Flux Pavilion & Nero Remix) (from Must Be The Feeling EP) [01:32:16]28 Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (from Tomb of the Mutilated) [01:37:21]29 PT Grimm - Crystal Baby (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:41:23]30 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot) [01:43:58]31 Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age of Grotesque (from The Golden Age of Grotesque) [01:47:35]32 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle of Los Angeles) [01:51:40]33 NaS - Life Is What You Make It (feat. DMX) (from I Am…) [01:55:04]34 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step) [01:59:02]35 Muse - Knights of Cydonia (Nostalgia Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [02:03:00]36 Arch Enemy - Marching on a Dead End Road (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:07:28]37 Arch Enemy - Despicable Heroes (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:08:42]38 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Pink Noise Waltz (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [02:10:52]39 Puya - Tirale (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:16:54]40 Combichrist - God Bless (from Everybody Hates You) [02:22:27]41 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:26:53]42 Lamb of God - Remorse Is For The Dead (from Ashes of the Wake) [02:29:20]43 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipeout) [02:34:53]

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-03-10 (Walk With Me In Hell... Please Edition)

Fuck.March. Fuck the whole goddamn month. Every year, it’s the same hectic nonsense. The first week is the worst because it usually involves setting up and running multiple shows which is obviously difficult since I don’t always have anyone else available to cover the shows I can’t be at. This year has been especially insane due to me juggling three jobs. Anyway, hello perverts. Good morning and all that stuff. I am very sorry that there hasn’t been a new podcast in two weeks. Also, for the record, I’m well aware that I only have a few listeners and that the absence of a new edition of my podcast isn’t as dire as I might make it seem. Truly though, I tremendously appreciate any and all listeners, and this podcast has been the most consistent thing in my life for the past two years. It is indeed aggravating when I can’t find the wherewithal to put together a new edition even if it’s only myself and a few others who actually listen to this. So, without further ado, I ask you all to walk with me in Hell… please? Nobody? Ahh, whatever. Just fuckin’ yojne.01 Lamb of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament) [00:01:13]02 Diabolic - Stand By (from Liar & A Thief) [00:06:23]03 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:10:41]04 D.O.A. - That’s Progress (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [00:15:48]05 Hopsin - Nocturnal Rainbows (from RAW) [00:19:01]06 LEIF (kolt) - They Called Me Faggot (from 8===D) [00:24:05]07 MUST DIE - Caffeine (from Hard Dubstep +. Vol. 69 Week #15) [00:28:26]08 Hanin Elias - Untouchable (from Future Noir) [00:32:23]09 Excision & Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga) [00:36:00]10 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz) [00:39:56]11 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:44:29]12 Orgy - Dissention (from Candyass) [00:49:38]13 Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix) (from Dubba Jonny Misc. Remixes) [00:53:08]14 Revolting Cocks - Crackin’ Up (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:58:23]15 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [01:04:40]16 Julee Cruise - Falling (from Floating Into The Night) [01:10:06]17 H.I.M. - Join Me In Death (from Razorblade Romance) [01:15:19]18 Excision & Savvy - Sleepless (from X-Rated) [01:18:52]19 Dubba Jonny - Home VIP (from Home (Single)) [01:24:11]20 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [01:29:50]21 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:34:52]22 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:41:32]23 Immortal Technique - Speak Your Mind (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [01:46:49]24 Kid Alt Dub - Re Think (Original Mix) (from Dubstep Pro v.4 from AGR) [01:49:20]25 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps of Gore EP) [01:53:41]26 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Poetic Pitbull Revolutions (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [01:57:31]27 Craig Armstrong - Starless II (feat. King Crimson 1974) (from As If To Nothing) [02:02:20]28 Regina Spektor - Somedays (from Soviet Kitsch) [02:06:53]29 In This Moment - Beautiful Tragedy (from Beautiful Tragedy) [02:10:07]30 Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love (from Surrealistic Pillow) [02:14:07]31 Pantera - Floods (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [02:17:02]32 The Lost Children of Babylon - The Venus Project (from Zeitgeist: The Spirit of the Age) [02:24:02]