Monday Morning Aural Sex
March 2013
Episodes
Monday Mar 25, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-03-25 (Rap Vs. Hip-Hop Edition Vol. 2)
Monday Mar 25, 2013
Monday Mar 25, 2013
Edit: 05-20-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
What's up peeeerrrrrrveeeerrrrts?!?!?! Welcome to volume 2 of the Rap Vs. Hip-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. As you could probably guess, this one will be much more upbeat than last week's memorial edition. Shit, almost anything would be more upbeat than that. Anyway, this one will be just like the last Rap Vs. Hip-Hop edition where I alternate the styles back and forth, track by track. On a little side note, I don't know how many of you perverts are into rap or hip-hop, but I certainly am. I'm into both, because I believe all styles of music have their times and places. Rap is great for those times when you just want your mind to shut the fuck up for a while, and hip-hop is great to wake your sleepy mind the fuck up! So, without any further ado, yojne sehctib!
01 Dizzy Wright - Independent Living (feat. Hopsin & SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape)
02 Snoop Dogg - Doggy Dogg World (feat. Tha Dogg Pound & The Dramatics) (from Doggystyle)
03 Dead Prez - Hell Yea (Pimp The System) [Rock Remix] (from Revolutionary But Gangsta)
04 N.A.S.A. - Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santogold & Lykke Li) (from The Spirit Of Apollo)
05 Corporate Avenger - FBI Files (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
06 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Smokin' Budda (from For Bud Smoker's (sic) Only)
07 Living Legends - Rabbit Hole (from Almost Famous)
08 Bazaar Royale - What's It All For (from Cradle 2 The Grave OST)
09 Blue Scholars - Loyalty (from Bayani)
10 Chamillionaire - Ridin' (feat. Krayzie Bone) (from The Sound Of Revenge)
11 Insane Clown Posse - Wax Museum (from Ringmaster)
12 Akinyele - Take A Lick (from Aktapuss)
13 Fort Minor - S.C.O.M. (from S.C.O.M. / Dolla)
14 LL Cool J - Ain't Nobody (from Beavis And Butt-Head Do America OST)
15 Omid - Live From Tokyo (feat. Luckyiam.PSC, Slug, Aceyalone, Murs & DJ Drez) (from Monolith)
16 The Bloodhound Gang - Mope (from Hooray For Boobies)
17 DJ Clay - Follow Me (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 1)
18 Eazy-E - Boyz-N-The Hood [Remix] (from Eternal E)
19 CunninLynguists - Never Know Why (feat. Immortal Technique) (from A Piece Of Strange)
20 Naughty By Nature - Feel Me Flow (from Naughty)
21 Gang Starr - Rite Where U Stand (feat. Jadakiss) (from The Ownerz)
22 Capone-N-Noreaga - Bang Bang (feat. Foxy Brown) (from The Reunion)
23 Kottonmouth Kings - Anarchy Through Capitalism (from High Society)
24 Kottonmouth Kings - We The People (from High Society)
25 Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More (from Extinction Level Event - The Final World Front)
26 Eyedea & Abilities - Void (Internal Theory) (from First Born)
27 Kittie - Da Shit Ya Can't Fuc Wit (Da Brat cover) (from Brackish Single)
28 Pharoahe Monch - Book Of Judges (from Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST)
29 D12 - Purple Pills (from Devil's Night)
30 E-40 - The Element Of Surprise (from The Element Of Surprise)
Monday Mar 18, 2013
2013-03-18 (Sunny Rae Memorial Edition Vol. 2)
Monday Mar 18, 2013
Monday Mar 18, 2013
Hey perverts. I'd say good morning, but honestly, I'd be lying. I'm aware there are plenty of good things to be celebrated, but right now, I'm in no mood. Today marks 2 years since a girl many of you know and love dearly, Sunny Rae, ended her life. There really isn't much anyone can do to console those of us who knew her well and especially those of us who were fortunate enough to be in love with her. I imagine her family is probably still greatly hurting over the loss, too. I only really talk to one of her sisters, but she and I both agree that it really doesn't get any less painful, just easier to distract ourselves as life goes on. Amity and Haley, if you're listening, my heart goes out to you and yours today. So, a few weeks ago, I wrote a post on Sunny's Facebook mentioning that I'd compiled about 5 hours worth of songs for this podcast and that I'd try to cut it down. Honestly, I've spent hours subtracting and adding songs here and there, but it still came out to about 5 hours. I don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing. I probably won't even be able to listen to it all in one sitting. I've separated it into "parts," in an effort to explain the order and the content of the tracks. Hopefully, it'll do just that, and maybe also make it seem less excruciatingly long. I also don't expect anyone to be able to relate to all the songs in the context of their relationship to Sunny. I did try to choose more generally appropriate songs, rather than simply ones from a guy who loved her and wrote her weird poetry and shit. I didn't want this to be all self-indulgent because frankly, I don't want to keep telling our story. I don't want to get to a point where it feels boring even to me, because my memories with her are some of the most beautiful I've ever experienced (and likely will ever experience) and I'll always cherish them. To that end, I've made an effort to exclude more of the particularly significant music that she and I shared with each other. There are still quite a few especially meaningful tracks like that, but because I know there are many people out there who'd say without a doubt that Sunny was the love of their lives, (I'm no exception) I wanted to make something meaningful for both myself and others. Truly, my greatest hope is that anyone listening will be able to hear these songs and have them resonate with them in relation to their experiences with Sunny. Anyway, I've yammered on enough. I hope anyone who listens enjoys it, at least, for what it is, and I hope all of you who are hurting like me today find some comfort somewhere. I'll see you next week.
Part I: The Anomalistic Beauty Seen
01 Paul S. - You Own The Air (06-22-08) (from An Extraordinary Love v2)
02 Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (from Superunknown)
03 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (from Blood Sugar Sex Magik)
04 Dashboard Confessional - For You To Notice (from So Impossible EP)
05 Henry Rollins - Stalingrad (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
Part II: The Reflection
06 Akira Yamaoka - Lost Carol (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 3 OST)
07 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite)
08 Kosheen - Hungry (Bent Remix) (from Ambient Lounge 8)
09 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from The Understanding)
Part III: The Bloom
10 Type O Negative - Love You To Death (from October Rust)
11 Massive Attack - Teardrop (Like An Onyx Star Edit) (original from Mezzanine)
12 Thomas Newman - Mental Boy (from American Beauty Original Score)
13 Ascension - For A Lifetime (The Lustral Sunset Mix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials 2 (Disc 1))
14 BT - Good Morning Kaia (from This Binary Universe)
15 Barenaked Ladies - Hidden Sun (from Monitor This! - December 2000/January 2001)
Part IV: The Wilt
16 Raúl Esparza, Jerry Dixon and Amy Spanger - See Her Smile (from tick, tick…BOOM!)
17 Foo Fighters - Walking After You (from The Colour And The Shape)
18 All That Remains - Two Weeks (from Overcome)
19 Metallica - The Day That Never Comes (from Death Magnetic [Remastered])
20 Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (from The Wall (Disc 2))
21 Jennifer Mesce - Come To Your Senses (Live) (from tick, tick…BOOM! (Stage Presence, Inc. 2006))
22 AFI - This Time Imperfect (from Sing The Sorrow)
Part V: The Aftermath
23 The First Few - Time Enough For Love (from Could It Be)
24 Slipknot - Vermillion Pt. 2 (Bloodstone Mix)
25 Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have (from Pretty Hate Machine)
26 Portishead - Mourning Air (from Portishead)
27 Stabbing Westward - Desperate Now (from Darkest Days)
28 Nine Inch Nails - And All That Could Have Been (from Still)
Part VI: The Risk of Hope and Acceptance
29 Akira Yamaoka - Letter - From The Lost Days (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 3 OST)
30 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
31 VNV Nation - Beloved (from Futureperfect)
32 Bim - Stay In My Memory (from Scatterheart)
33 Angela Aki - Kiss Me Goodbye (from Final Fantasy XII - Kiss Me Goodbye)
Part VII: Set Stalks Her
34 Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely (from Kid A)
35 Metallica - Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning)
36 Megadeth - À Tout Le Monde (from Youthanasia [Remastered])
37 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgment)
Part VIII: Set's Conquest
38 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won't See You Tonight Pt. 1 (from Waking The Fallen)
39 Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses (A Death In The Family) (from Bloody Kisses)
40 The First Few - You Forgot To Say Goodbye (from soundcloud.com/o0111111)
41 Insane Clown Posse - Angels Falling (from The Wraith: Hell's Pit)
Part IX: The Inscrutable Void
42 Enigma - Why! … (from Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi!)
43 Alesana - Early Mourning (from Try This With Your Eyes Closed)
44 The Offspring - Gone Away (from Ixnay On The Hombre)
45 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I've Failed You)
46 Venetian Snares - Öngyilkos Vasárnap (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
47 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left))
Part X: Never Forgotten
48 The First Few - Never A Day Goes By (from soundcloud.com/o0111111)
49 Cold - Rain Song (from Year Of The Spider)
50 Marilyn Manson - The Last Day On Earth (Live) (from Last Tour On Earth)
51 Akira Yamaoka - Waiting For You (Live at Heaven's Night) (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 4: The Room OST)
52 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Life Without You (from Soul To Soul)
Part XI: The Tyranny of Time and Space
53 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)
54 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album)
55 Noriko Matsueda/Takahito Eguchi - 1,000 Words (FF X-2 Mix) (from Final Fantasy X-2 International + Last Mission OST)
56 BT - See You On The Other Side (from This Binary Universe)
Part XII: In The End…
57 Bird York - In The Deep (from Crash OST)
58 Jane Siberry - It Can't Rain All The Time (from The Crow OST)
59 The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun (from Abbey Road)
60 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OST)
Monday Mar 11, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-03-11 (Fuck Last Week Edition)
Monday Mar 11, 2013
Monday Mar 11, 2013
Edit: 03-25-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Jesus camel cunt-sucking Christ, perverts… Fuck this whole past week. The universe fuckin' kicked my ass, especially on Monday. Ever have one of those days that gets so bad, you just throw up your arms and say, "When does the fucking sky start falling?!" and then it gets even worse? Yeah, that's pretty much the story of last week. This week will definitely be better, though. I just had so many different places to be, so many different jobs to set up and oversee, and so much shit to keep straight, I was losing my fucking mind. I also had extraordinarily narrow windows of time in which to get said shit done, so that was even more of a pain in the ass. Anyway, enough of my stupid bitching. Welcome to the ever so appropriately named Fuck Last Week Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This'll be another one where I don't speak beyond the intro, where I don't interrupt the flow with my silly music nerd rambling, so just crank up the volume and fucking yojne!
01 Bassnectar - Hexes (feat. Chino Moreno) (from Resident Evil: Retribution OST)
02 Ministry - No "W" (from Houses of the Molé)
03 Psyclon Nine - Rape This World (from INRI)
04 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (from Around The Fur)
05 Defrag - Color My Dreams (from Lament Element)
06 Tool - Vicarious (from 10,000 Days)
07 edIT - Ashtray (from Crying Over Pros For No Reason)
08 The Flashbulb - Lawn Wake IV (Black) (from Lawn Funeral EP)
09 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill OST Vol. 1)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill OST Vol. 1)
11 Bare - Shot Me Down (from Exit Wounds [mixed by Laceration Selekta])
12 Dope - Sick (from Felons And Revolutionaries)
13 KMFDM - Dogma (from Xtort)
14 Skinny Puppy - Jahya (from The Process)
15 Genitorturers - Flesh Is The Law (from Flesh Is The Law)
16 emancipator - Ares (Big Gigantic Remix) (from Remixes)
17 A Perfect Circle - Passive (from eMOTIVe)
18 Marilyn Manson - Kinderfeld (from Antichrist Superstar)
19 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thug Luv (feat. 2Pac) (from The Collection Vol. 2)
20 Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls)
21 Nirvana - Stay Away (from Nevermind)
22 Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock (from Siamese Dream)
23 Orgy - Dissension (from Candyass)
24 Juno Reactor - Hotaka (from Odyssey 1992-2002)
25 iwrestledabearonce - It Is "Bro" Isn't It? (from Ruining It For Everybody)
26 Dr. Acula - Piano Lessons Can Be Murder (from Below Me)
27 30 Seconds To Mars - Echelon (from 30 Seconds To Mars)
28 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist)
29 CunninLynguists - Get Ignorant (from Oneirology)
30 Razed In Black - Lust (from Sacrificed)
31 Bile - You Can't Love This III (from Teknowhore)
32 Stabbing Westward - On Your Way Down (from Darkest Days)
33 Nostalghia - Drug Lord (from Cool For Chaos EP)
34 Serj Tankian, Marc Streitenfeld & Mike Patton - Bird's Eye (from Body Of Lies OST)
35 PJ Harvey - Dear Darkness (from White Chalk)
36 The Strand - This Guarded Place (from Destroyers Of That Which Is Destroyed And Rulers Of That Which Is Not Destroyed)
37 Hanzel Und Gretyl - Stress Pill (from Ausgeflippt)
38 AFI - Endlessly, She Said (from Decemberunderground)
Monday Mar 04, 2013
Monday Mar 04, 2013
Edit: 03-25-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Haaaappy Monday, my dearest motherfuckers out there in Motherfuckerland: The magical land of memes, cats, porn and cupcakes called the internet! Welcome to volume 2 of the Fuck Geography Edition of the only fucking podcast worth listening to in the surging stream of steaming, batshit content that the internet has become, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one is particularly special to me as it marks the first thing on which my dear friend Daryl Janetski and I have ever collaborated. If you were looking forward to hearing Daryl introduce her track selections with witty commentary and genital-warming anecdotes, well, you're shit outta luck, perverts. The girl has a sore throat, and probably a little recordayouravoiceaintoamicrophonaphobia (as many do, for some odd reason). Anyway, I'll be taking care of all the spoken portions, which I know just makes your nipples throb with utter ecstasy. First up is a block of my picks, not to be confused with a booger cube, mind you. Yojne Srekcufrehtom!
01 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine)
02 Big Pig - I Can't Break Away (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure OST)
03 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn To The Morning Star (from Of Natural History)
04 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity Opens The Discussion (from Of Natural History)
05 Deftones - You've Seen The Butcher (from Diamond Eyes)
06 Septic Flesh - Anubis (from Communion)
07 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days)
08 ††† - †his Is A †rick (from EP †)
09 Death Grips - Beware (from Exmilitary)
10 Otto Von Schirach - Waltz Of The Pineapple (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
11 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - A Selfish Prayer (from Indoor Recess)
12 Puscifer - Momma Sed (from V Is For Vagina)
13 Alice In Chains - Would? (from Dirt)
14 DJ Rainbow Ejaculation - MIDI Chin Chin2 (from MIDI_Sai Hit Parade)
15 usedtobecool - Limos Powered By Bitch Juice (from Only Insert If You Get A Definite Yes)
16 The Nam Shub Of Enki Meets Kiki Ill - The Pursuit Of Seizure (from In The Valley Of Mood)
17 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine)
18 Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (from 15 Year Killing Spree (Disc 1))
19 Глюк'oZa (Glukoza) - Швайне (Schweine) (from Москва (or GTA IV: Various Artists - Vladivostok FM))
20 Dethklok - Baby's 1st Murder-Suicide (from Dethalbum (Bootleg))
21 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate)
22 Pig Destroyer - Rotten Yellow (from Phantom Limb)
23 Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (RedlineWhiteline Version) (from Jesus Built My Hotrod Single)
24 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain)
25 Sage Francis - Escape Artist (from A Healthy Distrust)
26 Smashing Pumpkins - Eye (from Lost Highway OST)
27 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi)
28 Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama Of The End Times (from Last Tour On Earth)
29 Pantera - War Nerve (from The Great Southern Trendkill)
30 Lo Key - The Devil Tree (from Shadowland)
31 That Handsome Devil (from Viva Discordia)
32 (hed)p.e. - The Meadow (from Broke)
33 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Colony Of Baby Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario (from Satan Gets An Abortion)