Monday Morning Aural Sex
February 2021
Episodes
Monday Feb 22, 2021
2021-02-22 (Send Newds Edition)
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Muthafuckaaaaaaas! Emo-goddamn-muthafuckin’-clew to the Send Newds Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! What are newwwwds, you may ask? Well, I may ask if you’ve heard of a little doohickey called the internet. I may ask if you have a collection of golden nipples buried in Zimbabwe too, but not today… Newds are simply that: new (but with some Ds for the fuck of it)! Ah, go fuck yourself, I thought it was amusing. Pretty sure I’m not gonna come up with anything to top the Send Newds title, so until then, all my new shit editions will just be subsequent volumes from this first one.
So, what can be said about this particular crop of fucktacularity? Welllll…
1. The group, “Dragon Sound,” is from a movie called Miami Connection that’s free w/ ads on Prime right now. I… that movie… just watch it. It’s about a synthrock band called Dragon Sound who uses their masterful command of kung fu to dispatch a cadre of cocaine-trafficking ninjas, and boy do they go in on the dispatching around the end. Remember though, only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace. The movie is absolutely fucking bananas. It had me fuckin’ apoplectic, just utterly bewildered that every single line of dialogue is delivered as if the human beings chosen to deliver it have literally never spoken words to anyone until that movie was made. It’s hilariously terrible, and it really must be witnessed to be believed. Seeing isn’t even a strong enough word for it; you must witness it as one witnesses something heretofore unknown to mankind.
2. That Run The Jewels track has Zack de la Rocha formerly of Rage Against The Machine on it, so do NOT fuckin’ sleep on that one. Don’t know how ya fuckin’ could considering it’s less than 10 minutes into this shit. Pharrell Williams is on there too, but I’m indifferent to him and his shit for the most part, and Happy’s fuckin’ lame as fuck to me. Leaves me colder than it ever finds me.
3. The new Twiztid track called Corkscrew is quite an interesting departure, I think. I was delightfully surprised, and hopefully you will be too.
4. Berried Alive is an artist I randomly stumbled across on Instagram, and he’s fuckin’ rad. The shit he does with his guitar is so astounding and fascinating, but I also don’t play guitar, so my opinion might be underweight.
5. Both the Azealia Banks and LeAnn Rimes tracks are random finds from my massive Stepmania collection. Yup, I started doing that again. I’ve been slackin’ lately for a number of reasons, but I need to get back on that shit. Anyway, they might seem uncharacteristic of my tastes, and for the most part that’s true. I do enjoy the occasional poppy jam so long as there’s something notable about it. Most pop is a fuckin’ snore, in my opinion. Again, not hating on anyone who might enjoy it, it’s just not for me; more often than not, it leaves me wanting.
6. The Lucille Bogan track is one I found through a new Netflix series called the History of Swear Words. If ever you find yourself yearning to understand why the fuck I use the broad vocabulary I do, and yet still feel compelled to spice up my verbiage with so-called fuckin’ profanity, take a goddamn gander at that series. I do it ‘cause I’m fuckin’ passionate! Fault me and my tumescent prick all you like, I can fuck your opinion in my sleep. Anyway, the track is a bluesy jam about fuckin’ and suckin’, and all that lovely stuff that furthers humanity for better or worse. It’s definitely a good time, so pry your ears open wide for that.
7. Some Japanese metalcore bands made it to the list this week: Crossfaith, mildrage and Crystal Lake. I found two out of the three when I was looking for tracks for the last Punk-Hop edition I made, but they didn’t really fit at the time. Same goes for Molchat Doma actually, even though I’m probably butchering the pronunciation, and they’re not metalcore; they’re Belarusian post-punk or something. Also found out that the track of theirs I picked became popular through some silly TikTok challenge or something. Anyway, these tracks are just fine for this edition though, fuckin’ obviously. That is, if you can get down with Japanese metalcore and Belarusian post-punk. If ya can’t, well, feel free to a lick a big, floppy, elitist, Japanese-Belarusian donkey cock.
8. MitiS and Trivecta are artists I have yet to see live, and I’d love to do exactly that sometime before I shuffle off this fuckin’ mortal coil. So, do me a favor and fuckin’ wear a mask when you’re out and about, ‘cause I’m sick and fuckin’ tired of not being able to go to concerts. Fuck whether or not you believe any of the readily-available scientific data, I know we’re all sick to death of living like this.
9. Nope! No nine! The rest pretty much speaks for itself. If it doesn’t, and you’d like me to speak for it, feel free to ask (but ya won’t).
10. Fuck ten, and fuckin’ yojne!
01 Stonebank, EMEL - Take Me Away (from Take Me Away) [00:03:50]
02 Dragon Sound - Against the Ninja (from Miami Connection OST) [00:07:28]
03 Dwarves - Motherfucker (from Blood Guts & Pussy) [00:10:48]
04 Run The Jewels, What So Not - JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix) (from JU$T (feat. Pharrell Williams & Zack de la Rocha) (Remix)) [00:12:07]
05 VCTMS - Carefully // Caged (feat. Darius Tehrani) (from Carefully // Caged) [00:16:10]
06 Bob's Burgers, Jillian Bell, Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Holly Schlesinger - Girl Power Jam (from Valentine’s Day) [00:19:57]
07 Sub Focus, Wilkinson - Freedom (feat. Empara Mi) (Sub Focus x Wilkinson x High Contrast Remix) (from Freedom (Sub Focus x Wilkinson x High Contrast Remix)) [00:20:52]
08 Twiztid - Corkscrew (from Corkscrew) [00:24:57]
09 Trivecta - Twilight Of The Gods (from Twilight Of The Gods) [00:27:28]
10 HE.KURILI, MUZ, MISHLEN - OLD (from OLD) [00:31:35]
11 Berried Alive - Blood Orange (from Blood Orange) [00:35:49]
12 Unity Lewis, Dead Prez - Origins (from Origins) [00:40:41]
13 H.1 - Circle (from 1 Am. Study Session) [00:44:22]
14 MitiS - Try (feat. RØRY) (from Try (feat. RØRY)) [00:46:14]
15 Dragon Sound - Friends (from Miami Connection OST) [00:50:22]
16 Erra - Scorpion Hymn (from Scorpion Hymn) [00:53:22]
17 Gabriel and the Apocalypse - pointTHREE (TIMELINES Remix) (from pointTHREE (TIMELINES Remix)) [00:56:56]
18 Crystal Lake - +81 (from Helix) [00:59:58]
19 Azealia Banks, Lazy Jay - 212 (from Broke with Expensive Taste) [01:03:14]
20 Apashe - Work (feat. Vo Williams) (SWARM Remix) (from Work (SWARM Remix)) [01:06:36]
21 Lucille Bogan - Till The Cows Come Home (from Shave ‘Em Dry: The Best Of Lucille Bogan) [01:10:37]
22 Rob IYF, Monster - In & Out (from Under The Covers 4) [01:13:29]
23 Barely Alive - Weeble Wobble VIP (from Head To Head Vol. 2) [01:18:40]
24 Crossfaith - Endorphin (from Endorphin) [01:21:29]
25 Berried Alive - Why Are You Still Alive (feat. Andrew Patterson) (from Soul Sucker) [01:24:44]
26 NAMBA69 - BLOOD SUCKING DOG (from CHANGES) [01:28:34]
27 Ho99o9, N8NOFACE - Flesh And Blood (from Blurr (Mixtape)) [01:31:05]
28 Ace Aura, Millennial Trash - Self-Sabotage (Chime x Trinergy Remix) (from Self-Sabotage (Chime x Trinergy Remix)) [01:32:40]
29 Fury Weekend - Signals (feat. Voicians) (from Signals (feat. Voicians)) [01:36:01]
30 Lamb of God - Ghost Shaped People (from Ghost Shaped People) [01:40:49]
31 Kayzo, Black Tiger Sex Machine, Point North - Lifeline (from Lifeline) [01:44:48]
32 Laura Pausini - Io sì (Seen) (Ita/Eng Version) (from Io sì (Seen) [From "The Life Ahead (La vita davanti a sé)”]) [01:48:51]
33 Mark Breeze, Macks Wolf - Turn On The Light (feat. Heidi Anne) (JTS Remix) (from Turn On The Light (JTS Remix)) [01:52:35]
34 Twiztid - Come Alive (feat. Kid Bookie & Young Wicked) (from Revelashen) [01:55:39]
35 Omnia - Eternity (Extended Mix) (from Eternity) [02:00:30]
36 keshi - blue (Jai Wolf Remix) (from blue (Jai Wolf Remix)) [02:04:55]
37 mildrage - Silent spear (from ROM) [02:08:13]
38 Azealia Banks, Slim Dollars - Six Flags (from Six Flags) [02:12:06]
39 Crossfaith - None of Your Business (feat. Jin Dogg) (from SPECIES) [02:15:18]
40 Молчат Дома - Судно (Борис Рыжий) (from Этажи) [02:19:09]
41 Droptek - Illusions (feat. Holly Drummond) (from Symbiosis LP) [02:21:29]
42 NOFX - Fuck Euphemism (from Fuck Euphemism) [02:26:06]
43 Mega Ran, Fabvi - Absolute (from Black Materia: The Remake) [02:28:14]
44 Dirty Rig - Two (from Blood, Sweat And Beer…) [02:30:49]
45 Rabbit Junk - Bits and Razors (from Bits and Razors) [02:33:17]
46 Helisir - Nordlys (from A Dream from Home (One Take)) [02:37:16]
47 The Algorithm - dynamic recompilation (DEADLIFE Remix) (from dynamic recompilation (DEADLIFE Remix)) [02:38:48]
48 Dahlia - Live In Light (from Emotion Cycles) [02:43:21]
49 S3RL - Won't Let You Go (feat. Chichi) (from Won’t Let You Go) [02:47:48]
50 Seven Lions - Worlds Apart (feat. Kerli) (Seven Lions 1999 Extended Mix) (from Worlds Apart (Seven Lions 1999 Remix)) [02:50:54]
51 Nelver - Consequence (from Consequence) [02:57:24]
52 Will Sparks - Next Generation (Gareth Emery Remix) (from Next Generation (Gareth Emery Remix)) [03:02:39]
53 Sia, David Guetta - Floating Through Space (from Floating Through Space) [03:06:25]
54 j'san, Epektase - outer space (from outer space) [03:09:19]
55 LeAnn Rimes - Life Goes On (MASH Radio Edit) (from Life Goes On (Remixes)) [03:11:50]
Monday Feb 15, 2021
2021-02-15 (Best of the Fuckfests Edition)
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Mmmmm… good fuckin’ morning, perverts and perveletties. I told ya I had a treat for ya this week, but it’s buried deep in my pants. I mean, my pockets are fuckin’ cavernous. Like, bring a flashlight and climbing gear. Or I could just pull it out for ya right now… Wel”cum” to the Best of the Fuckfests Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! You know what we’ll be hearing this week? Any of you more devoted perverts might remember the Valentine’s Day and Saturnalia Fuckfest editions I did back in 2012 and ’13. Well, this is the best of those. Lots of really, really fuckin’ good memories tied to a lot of this music, and yes, I do mean that.
To anyone new to this whole shebang, this is some of my favorite fuckin’ music; music to fuck to, music to make fuckin’ love to, music to love fuckin’ yourself to, you get the fuckin’ gist. I’ve also inserted a number of miscellaneous samples before & after certain tracks. Some of them are experiences I’ve had, some are some dumb dickhead reciting some stupid poetry bullshit, and some are just movie or TV show clips, but I tried to make them as relevant and/or amusing as possible. Also, I would say that if you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to fuck me, a good portion of the answer’s somewhere in an elaborate aural cross-stitch of all this most fucktacular of all fucktacularity (also known as “pretty awesome fuckin’ music”). And hey, if you’ve never wondered what it’d be like to fuck me, and/or would never want to, feel free as fuck to go fuck yourself! Everybody wins!
Should I tell you a little more about the tracks? Let’s seeeee… Well, okay, since you’re being such an obedient audience sitting there listening to me yammer the fuck on like this. Some of these tracks are meant to give ya a chuckle or two, some are there to demonstrate my affinity for certain types of sex, and some are songs that have indeed been the sonic backdrop for a number of fuckin’s of mine. Jack’s Smirking Revenge from the Fight Club soundtrack is a great example. Nearly anything by Psyclon Nine and/or Deftones are lovely for all that as well.
Any-fuckin’-way, whatd’ya say we get down to bidness and fuckin’ yojne already, hmm?!
01 Rammstein - Pussy (Flagpole Edit) (from Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da) [00:01:45]
02 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (from Speedcore.ca) [00:05:41]
03 Borgore - Love (the Gagging Version) (from Gorestep Vol. 1.1) [00:08:36]
04 Lords of Acid - Scrood Bi U (from Farstucker) [00:12:56]
05 Otto Von Schirach - Salpica (from Salpica / Skeleton Search (Modeselektor Edit)) [00:17:28]
06 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [00:20:55]
07 One Inch Punch - Pretty Piece Of Flesh (Sexual Intercourse Edit) (from Romeo + Juliet OST) [00:25:43]
08 Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth (feat. Kia Jeffries) (from Aktapuss) [00:30:23]
09 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKZ VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [00:33:43]
10 Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 (from Spice) [00:36:31]
11 Psyclon Nine - Flesh Harvest (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:40:19]
12 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:44:35]
13 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:49:07]
14 Deftones - Bored (Stupid Poetry Bullshit Intro) (from Adrenaline) [00:54:42]
15 Lords of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker) [00:59:00]
16 kidneythieves - S+M (A Love Song) (from Trickster) [01:00:44]
17 Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat (from Get Your Body Beat) [01:04:12]
18 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [01:08:46]
19 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [01:12:07]
20 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery (Warm Abusive Gun Edit) (from Broken) [01:17:00]
21 Lords of Acid - Slave To Love (from Farstucker) [01:22:23]
22 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is for Vagina) [01:25:45]
23 Atari Teenage Riot - Sex (from Delete Yourself!) [01:31:08]
24 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:34:39]
25 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:37:13]
26 Supreme Beings of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:40:38]
27 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search (Modeselektor Edit)) [01:45:17]
28 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [01:49:42]
29 Puscifer - Rev 22:20 (from Underworld OST) [01:54:44]
30 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [01:59:15]
31 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed to a Bright Future) [02:03:14]
32 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (Petrified Edit) (from Cruelty and the Beast) [02:08;11]
33 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (Wistful Hatefuck Edit) (from Mer de Noms) [02:10:33]
34 Cody Chesnutt - With Me In Mind (with Sonja Marie) (from The Headphone Masterpiece I) [02:15:08]
35 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [02:19:01]
36 Lords of Acid - The Most Wonderful Girl (Go Fuck Yourself Edit) (from Lust) [02:22:18]
37 Tweet - Oops (Oh My) (Cum Edit) (from Southern Hummingbird) [02:27:10]
38 Dead Prez - Mind Sex (from Let’s Get Free) [02:31:00]
39 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [02:35:52]
40 Busta Rhymes - What’s It Gonna Be (feat. Janet Jackson) (from Extinction Level Event - The Final World Front) [02:42:45]
41 Deftones - Digital Bath (from White Pony [Reissue]) [02:48:28]
42 Ashanti - Only U (from Concrete Rose) [02:52:29]
43 Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me (from Fantastic Planet) [02:55:58]
44 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (The Cure cover) (Love You Most When You Cum For Me Edit) (from Sonic Jihad) [03:00:18]
45 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Full Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:04:27]
46 Fluke - Another Kind Of Blues (Dream Edit) (from Puppy) [03:12:15]
47 Deftones - Passenger (from White Pony) [03:16:46]
48 LL Cool J - Doin’ It (from Mr. Smith) [03:22:50]
49 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen of the Damned OST) [03:27:38]
50 The Dust Brothers - Jack’s Smirking Revenge (Clever Edit) (from Fight Club OST) [03:32:57]
51 Type O Negative - My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend (from October Rust) [03:37:07]
52 DMX - Don’t Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [03:40:49]
53 Deftones - Sextape (from Diamond Eyes) [03:45:15]
54 Orgy - Pantomime (from Candyass) [03:49:28]
55 Insane Clown Posse - Lil’ Somthin’ Somthin’ (from Riddle Box) [03:53:50]
56 Twiztid - Wet Dreams (Fantastic Violation Edit) (from Independents Day) [03:58:45]
57 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ [South African Release]) [04:02:40]
58 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [04:05:47]
59 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [04:10:07]
60 Dark Lotus - Bitch I’m Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [04:13:41]
61 Twiztid - She Ain’t Afraid (from Mostasteless) [04:17:45]
62 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [04:23:46]
63 Yung Humma - Lemme Smang It (feat. Flynt Flossy) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin’) [04:26:49]
64 GWAR - I’m Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [04:30:18]
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
What’s this? A new intro on a flashback edition?! What is this black sorcery?! Yes, indeed! Welcome one and all, all in one, to the Fuck Valentine’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex from a bazillion years ago in 2013. Sooo, I actually do have a new edition compiled already, but it took me longer than I’d anticipated, and there were still many hours worth of work to do after that. I made an executive muthafuckin’ decision to not only revive this old edition because Valentine’s Day is next weekend, but because I’ve got yet another treat in store for us next week right after VD… well, gee, I certainly hope you don’t get VD on VD, ‘cause that’d make for quite a tense conversation, but I digress.
So, I could’ve just republished the old one as it was and called it a night, but in light of recent events involving Marilyn Manson, I thought it’d be best to just remove his tracks from the edition. Frankly, I just feel ill at ease listening to any of his music now, even though they’re mostly all still good songs… the older stuff, anyway. Despite the music still having all sorts of fond memories attached to it all, like I said in a recent Facebook post, it feels like someone smeared shit through a photo album. Now, I did go ahead and republish the old one as it was (with the Manson tracks) under the original date of Feb. 14th, 2013, (I said 12th in the intro, but I realized my mistake too late to fix it without any significant bother) but to compensate for those 3 tracks I subtracted, I added fuckin’ 27, leaving us with a net gain of 24, and an additional 2 hours of fucktacularity. All that stuff is from podcasts past (since this is a Flashback Edition after all), but I dug deep to keep it interesting, hehe. Actually, some of the tracks I added were written after the original podcast was made almost 8 years ago, so we’ve got a few tracks violating the laws of time and space here. That’s always fun, right?
Also also, I hadn’t started saying yojne in my intros at that time, so I shall now bid you adieu, wish you a merry yojne and a how-d’ya-do banana in your shoe right now. Take it away, past me!
Mmmm… hehe, how's it goin' perverts? Hope you all enjoyed the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition. This one's gonna pretty much be a polar opposite. That's right, motherfuckas. This one's been a long time comin'. Welcome, perverts new and old, hot and scrubly, single and unfortunate, to the Fuck Valentine's Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This one's gonna be a fuckin' blast of bitterness, cynicism and homicidal euphoria, and it'll wrap up with some fucksquisite Sex about independence and self-empowerment. Ohh, you're gonna love this one, and so am I. Let's do this!
01 Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Everyone Has AIDS (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:02:19]
02 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits) [00:03:58]
03 B.B. King - Never Trust A Woman (from King Of The Blues (Disc 1)) [00:06:47]
04 Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall In Love With You (from Zoo Hypothesis) [00:09:20]
05 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (from Donnie Darko OST) [00:11:12]
06 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [00:14:29]
07 L7 - Shitlist (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:17:49]
08 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged (from The Fragile (Left)) [00:20:37]
09 (hed)p.e. - Pac Bell (from Broke) [00:25:20]
10 Twiztid - Spiderwebs (from Heartbroken and Homicidal) [00:30:12]
11 Rihanna - Unfaithful (Dumb Fuckin’ Bitch Edit) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-09-23 (Still Glad To Be Single Edition)) [00:34:38]
12 Groove Coverage - Runaway (from Greatest Hits) [00:38:19]
13 kidneythieves - Crazy (from Zerøspace) [00:41:25]
14 Nine Inch Nails - Wish (from Broken) [00:45:11]
15 Mr. Sam - Secret (feat. Rani) (from Lyteo (Platinum Edition)) [00:48:48]
16 The Offspring - Self-Esteem (from Smash) [00:57:55]
17 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [01:02:11]
18 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache) [01:07:53]
19 From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn’s Monologue (from The Fiction We Live) [01:12:49]
20 Riot Ten, Whales - Save You (feat. Megan Stokes) (from Save You (feat. Megan Stokes)) [01:17:20]
21 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:21:05]
22 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds Of The Alter Boys) [01:27:50]
23 Kate Havnevik - Suckerlove (from Melankton) [01:31:59]
24 Massive Attack - Better Things (from Protection) [01:37:52]
25 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:42:06]
26 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:44:37]
27 Alesana - Congratulations, I Hate You (from On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax) [01:48:29]
28 Chevelle - Comfortable Liar (from Wonder What’s Next) [01:52:19]
29 Rezz - Someone Else (feat. Grabbitz) (from Someone Else) [01:56:00]
30 Catnapp - Armed (feat. FFX) (from Fear) [01:59:18]
31 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [02:01:58]
32 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast) [02:06:28]
33 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [02:09:48]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Rainbows & Stuff (from Bizaar) [02:14:50]
35 Lovage - Archie & Veronica (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [02:18:20]
36 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow (feat. Kylie Minogue) (from Murder Ballads) [02:23:28]
37 Kittie - Choke (from Spit) [02:27:21]
38 The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling (from Collection I) [02:31:34]
39 Otep - Baby's Breath (from Atavist) [02:34:42]
40 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone (Special Edition)) [02:41:01]
41 Eminem - Kim (Uncut) (from Marshall Mathers LP) [02:45:44]
42 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall Of Ideals) [02:52:04]
43 Linkin Park - Don't Stay (from Meteora) [02:55:22]
44 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [02:58:26]
45 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:01:45]
46 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)) [03:05:03]
47 Mangoo, Raaban, IZKO - I Don’t Give A Fuck (from I Don’t Give A Fuck) [03:07:44]
48 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [03:10:18]
49 Children of Bodom - You’re Better Off Dead (from Hate Crew Deathroll) [03:13:56]
50 Bear Grillz - Smile Without U (feat. Nevve) (from Smile Without U (feat. Nevve)) [03:17:56]
51 Eminem - Superman (from Eminem Show) [03:21:00]
52 VAST - Free (from Music For People) [03:26:48]
53 Jarvis & Roughmath - Time (feat. Ivy J) (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [03:29:52]
54 Dan Le Sac, Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me (from Repent Replenish Repeat) [03:34:13]
55 Henry Rollins - I Know You (from Black Coffee Blues) [03:39:53]
56 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from Mirror's Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes) [03:45:07]
57 Kate Ryan - Desenchanteé (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4) [03:49:29]
58 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [03:53:03]
59 Saosin - You're Not Alone (from Saosin) [03:57:37]
60 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [04:01:29]
61 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes) [04:05:21]
62 Mudvayne - Not Falling (from The End Of All Things To Come) [04:09:57]
63 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [04:14:34]
64 Otep - Self-Made (from House Of Secrets) [04:17:47]
65 Henry Rollins - Disintegration (from Nights Behind the Tree Line) [04:21:21]
66 Jay-Z - 99 Problems (from The Grey Album) [04:30:59]
67 Dirt Devils - Music Is Life (Vocal Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03 (Disc 2)) [04:35:04]
68 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…) [04:42:29]
Monday Feb 01, 2021
2021-02-01 (Punk-Hop Edition Vol. 2)
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Up the fuck’s what, pervopaloozios and pervalicities? Clew-fuckin’-emo to the 2nd volume of the Punk-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Can ya guess what we have in store for us this week? I know, the name Punk-Hop is probably way too fuckin’ cryptic, right? Of course, we’ll be hearing plenty of smooth-ass sandpaper-jazz like Kenny G, new age mustache adventures with Yanni, twang-a-langin’ good ol’ times with Toby Keith, the bizarre mid-life crises involving obsessions with Hawaiian attire and alcoholism that go along with every Jimmy Buffett ballad, you know the drill. Yes, you know, like the drill I’d gingerly insert into my ear cavities and trigger before I’d either subject you to nonshensh like that or listen to it myself.
Nawwww, punk & hip-hop. That’s my goddamn motherfuckin’ story and I’ma goddamn motherfuckin’ stick to it. Most of the tracks are new finds, some are classics that haven’t yet been played on the podcast for whatever fuckin’ reason, and a handful of exceptionally exceptional tracks from podcasts past. I’ll leave it to the future alien scholars to determine which are which, and I suggest you do the same. I also suggest you stick your nipples in a whirlpool in space 3 times before the bells ring on the 8th full moon of the year, but nobody’s followed that suggestion yet as far as I know. It’s a conspiracy, maaaaaan! I know it’s true, ‘cause I read about it on the internet!
I also made an effort to include some punk & hip-hop tracks from other countries, in other languages besides English. You can still appreciate shit even if you don’t fully understand it, motherfucker. Most of us have no idea about the vast complexities that surround us in this universe, but we’re able to appreciate that all the same. What, you don’t like things that don’t make sense to you? Well, that’s a goddamn motherfuckin’ shame, ‘cause that’s the process of knowledge, bitch! Shit doesn’t make sense, so ya figure it out! Ya been doin’ it ever since y’all were babies deucin’ in ya drawers. What happened? Did late-stage capitalism suck your soul away entirely?
Well, that’s understandable. You know what else is understandable? The yojne. Whether you understand it or not, the yojne is inevitable, and it beginnnnnnzzzsszszszsszzsssssss… now!
01 NOBRO - LALA (from LALA) [00:01:46]
02 CES Cru - Time Is Now (from 13) [00:03:33]
03 Punch - Done (from Nothing Lasts) [00:07:06]
04 Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (from Simon Says) [00:08:15]
05 Blitz - Someone's Gonna Die (from British Punk Anarchy) [00:11:05]
06 KRS-One - Step into a World (Rapture's Delight) (from I Got Next) [00:13:32]
07 Weekend Nachos - For Life (from Worthless) [00:18:19]
08 East Coast Avengers - Hey America (feat. Freddie Foxxx, Apathy, Termanology, Slaine, Celph Titled, Statik Selektah & King Magnetic) (from Prison Planet) [00:19:24]
09 Bob Vylan - We Live Here (from We Live Here) [00:22:36]
10 La Coka Nostra - I'm An American (feat. B-Real) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [00:24:44]
11 Crass - Do They Owe Us a Living? (from The Feeding of the Five Thousand (The Second Sitting)) [00:28:40]
12 Beastie Boys - Intergalactic - Edit (from Hello Nasty (Deluxe Version/Remastered 2009)) [00:30:05]
13 Tagada Jones - Mort aux cons (from La peste et le choléra) [00:33:56]
14 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c'tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:37:49]
15 Ett Dödens Maskineri - Stad i Ijus (from Sveriges Humanitära Ruiner) [00:41:31]
16 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [00:46:06]
17 Пурген - Анархия (from Атомная Романтика) [00:50:07]
18 Jedi Mind Tricks - Imperial Tyranny (feat. King Magnetic) (from Violence Begets Violence) [00:52:07]
19 7000$ - Пламя свободы (feat. Рустем Булатов) (from Путь Слабака, или Книга Лишнего Человека) [00:55:42]
20 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [00:59:19]
21 ROTTENGRAFFTY - ハレルヤ (from You are ROTTENGRAFFTY) [01:01:47]
22 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [01:05:47]
23 Pulse Factory - 風に鳴れ (from ULTRANOVA) [01:09:22]
24 Sticky Fingaz - Get It Up (from Black Trash: The Autobiography of Kirk Jones) [01:13:35]
25 Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Baby Stardust (from Punk Is Our Life) [01:17:33]
26 Boondox - Get It In (from Get It In) [01:20:44]
27 The Damned - Smash It Up (from The Chiswick Singles And Another Thing) [01:23:27]
28 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [01:26:14]
29 The Story So Far - Keep This Up (from Proper Dose) [01:30:29]
30 A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (from The Low End Theory) [01:32:51]
31 Blood Command - S01E02.Return.Of.The.Arsonist.720p.HDTV.x264 (from Return of the Arsonist) [01:37:01]
32 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [01:39:59]
33 Ho99o9, Mike IX - Firefly Family (from Blurr (Mixtape)) [01:43:15]
34 Warren G, O.G.L.B. - This D.J. (from Regulate… G Funk Era) [01:47:04]
35 Higher Power - Rewire (101) (from 27 Miles Underwater) [01:50:23]
36 Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover 98) (feat. Fat Joe) (from Capital Punishment (Explicit Version)) [01:52:09]
37 Dakka Skanks - Sir Action (from Sir Action) [01:55:53]
38 A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation (from The Anthology) [01:59:38]
39 Peter and the Test Tube Babies - Blown out Again (from The Mating Sounds of South American Frogs) [02:03:17]
40 CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! (from Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!) [02:07:52]
41 Beach Slang - Dirty Cigarettes (from Cheap Thrills on a Dead End Street) [02:09:28]
42 Hi-Tech - Book of Life (from DJ Shok presents The Music: Hi-Tech’s Golden Era Singles) [02:12:20]
43 Penetration - Life's A Gamble (from Moving Targets) [02:17:17]
44 Sadistik - Death Warrant (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Tech N9ne) (from Ultraviolet) [02:20:10]
45 Knocked Loose - All My Friends (from Mistakes Like Fractures) [02:24:14]
46 GAWNE - Death to Mumble Rap (feat. Mac Lethal, Futuristic & Crypt) (from Death to Mumble Rap) [02:26:38]
47 Meet Me @ The Altar - Morris Farm Drive (from Bigger Than Me) [02:31:34]
48 Onyx - Last Dayz (from Best Of Onyx) [02:34:58]
49 Strike Anywhere - Dress the Wounds (from Dress the Wounds) [02:38:37]
50 Lecrae - Over The Top (from Restoration) [02:41:22]
51 Trapped Under Ice - TUI (from Secrets Of The World) [02:44:30]
52 Run The Jewels - No Save Point - From "Cyberpunk 2077" (from No Save Point (From "Cyberpunk 2077”)) [02:46:17]
53 Slick Shoes - Carry This (from Carry This) [02:49:25]
54 Oh! the Horror - Halloween 365 (Remix) (feat. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Young Wicked, Boondox, The R.O.C., Lex the Hex Master, Rapper REDD) (from Halloween 365 (Remix)) [02:52:21]
55 The Cortinas - Defiant Pose (from Punk Rock Anthology) [02:56:34]
56 Snow Tha Product - "Holy Sh!t" (from “Holy Sh!t” - Single) [02:59:07]
57 Sprints - Manifesto (from Manifesto) [03:00:42]
58 Twiztid - Never Be Nothing (from Revelashen) [03:03:28]
59 Radio Birdman - Aloha Steve & Danno (from The Essential Radio Birdman) [03:06:13]
60 Insane Clown Posse - You Should Know (from The Marvelous Missing Link (Lost)) [03:10:07]
61 Jamie Lenman - I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend (from King of Clubs) [03:14:35]
62 Hieroglyphics - You Never Knew (from 3rd Eye Vision) [03:17:06]
63 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:21:35]
64 Lex the Hex Master - Sleep at Night (feat. HB the Grizzly) (from Party Castle, Ep. 1) [03:25:03]