2021-02-08 (Flashback Edition: 2013-02-14 (Fuck Valentine's Day Edition (Updated & Expanded)))

What’s this? A new intro on a flashback edition?! What is this black sorcery?! Yes, indeed! Welcome one and all, all in one, to the Fuck Valentine’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex from a bazillion years ago in 2013. Sooo, I actually do have a new edition compiled already, but it took me longer than I’d anticipated, and there were still many hours worth of work to do after that. I made an executive muthafuckin’ decision to not only revive this old edition because Valentine’s Day is next weekend, but because I’ve got yet another treat in store for us next week right after VD… well, gee, I certainly hope you don’t get VD on VD, ‘cause that’d make for quite a tense conversation, but I digress.
So, I could’ve just republished the old one as it was and called it a night, but in light of recent events involving Marilyn Manson, I thought it’d be best to just remove his tracks from the edition. Frankly, I just feel ill at ease listening to any of his music now, even though they’re mostly all still good songs… the older stuff, anyway. Despite the music still having all sorts of fond memories attached to it all, like I said in a recent Facebook post, it feels like someone smeared shit through a photo album. Now, I did go ahead and republish the old one as it was (with the Manson tracks) under the original date of Feb. 14th, 2013, (I said 12th in the intro, but I realized my mistake too late to fix it without any significant bother) but to compensate for those 3 tracks I subtracted, I added fuckin’ 27, leaving us with a net gain of 24, and an additional 2 hours of fucktacularity. All that stuff is from podcasts past (since this is a Flashback Edition after all), but I dug deep to keep it interesting, hehe. Actually, some of the tracks I added were written after the original podcast was made almost 8 years ago, so we’ve got a few tracks violating the laws of time and space here. That’s always fun, right?
Also also, I hadn’t started saying yojne in my intros at that time, so I shall now bid you adieu, wish you a merry yojne and a how-d’ya-do banana in your shoe right now. Take it away, past me!
Mmmm… hehe, how's it goin' perverts?  Hope you all enjoyed the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition.  This one's gonna pretty much be a polar opposite.  That's right, motherfuckas.  This one's been a long time comin'.  Welcome, perverts new and old, hot and scrubly, single and unfortunate, to the Fuck Valentine's Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  This one's gonna be a fuckin' blast of bitterness, cynicism and homicidal euphoria, and it'll wrap up with some fucksquisite Sex about independence and self-empowerment.  Ohh, you're gonna love this one, and so am I.  Let's do this!
01 Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Everyone Has AIDS (from Team America: World Police OST) [00:02:19]
02 Louis Jordan - Beware, Brother, Beware (from Saturday Night Fish Fry: The Original & Greatest Hits) [00:03:58]
03 B.B. King - Never Trust A Woman (from King Of The Blues (Disc 1)) [00:06:47]
04 Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall In Love With You (from Zoo Hypothesis) [00:09:20]
05 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (from Donnie Darko OST) [00:11:12]
06 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [00:14:29]
07 L7 - Shitlist (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:17:49]
08 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged (from The Fragile (Left)) [00:20:37]
09 (hed)p.e. - Pac Bell (from Broke) [00:25:20]
10 Twiztid - Spiderwebs (from Heartbroken and Homicidal) [00:30:12]
11 Rihanna - Unfaithful (Dumb Fuckin’ Bitch Edit) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-09-23 (Still Glad To Be Single Edition)) [00:34:38]
12 Groove Coverage - Runaway (from Greatest Hits) [00:38:19]
13 kidneythieves - Crazy (from Zerøspace) [00:41:25]
14 Nine Inch Nails - Wish (from Broken) [00:45:11]
15 Mr. Sam - Secret (feat. Rani) (from Lyteo (Platinum Edition)) [00:48:48]
16 The Offspring - Self-Esteem (from Smash) [00:57:55]
17 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [01:02:11]
18 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache) [01:07:53]
19 From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn’s Monologue (from The Fiction We Live) [01:12:49]
20 Riot Ten, Whales - Save You (feat. Megan Stokes) (from Save You (feat. Megan Stokes)) [01:17:20]
21 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:21:05]
22 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds Of The Alter Boys) [01:27:50]
23 Kate Havnevik - Suckerlove (from Melankton) [01:31:59]
24 Massive Attack - Better Things (from Protection) [01:37:52]
25 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:42:06]
26 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:44:37]
27 Alesana - Congratulations, I Hate You (from On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax) [01:48:29]
28 Chevelle - Comfortable Liar (from Wonder What’s Next) [01:52:19]
29 Rezz - Someone Else (feat. Grabbitz) (from Someone Else) [01:56:00]
30 Catnapp - Armed (feat. FFX) (from Fear) [01:59:18]
31 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [02:01:58]
32 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast) [02:06:28]
33 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [02:09:48]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Rainbows & Stuff (from Bizaar) [02:14:50]
35 Lovage - Archie & Veronica (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [02:18:20]
36 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow (feat. Kylie Minogue) (from Murder Ballads) [02:23:28]
37 Kittie - Choke (from Spit) [02:27:21]
38 The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling (from Collection I) [02:31:34]
39 Otep - Baby's Breath (from Atavist) [02:34:42]
40 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone (Special Edition)) [02:41:01]
41 Eminem - Kim (Uncut) (from Marshall Mathers LP) [02:45:44]
42 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall Of Ideals) [02:52:04]
43 Linkin Park - Don't Stay (from Meteora) [02:55:22]
44 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [02:58:26]
45 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:01:45]
46 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)) [03:05:03]
47 Mangoo, Raaban, IZKO - I Don’t Give A Fuck (from I Don’t Give A Fuck) [03:07:44]
48 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [03:10:18]
49 Children of Bodom - You’re Better Off Dead (from Hate Crew Deathroll) [03:13:56]
50 Bear Grillz - Smile Without U (feat. Nevve) (from Smile Without U (feat. Nevve)) [03:17:56]
51 Eminem - Superman (from Eminem Show) [03:21:00]
52 VAST - Free (from Music For People) [03:26:48]
53 Jarvis & Roughmath - Time (feat. Ivy J) (from BEM Playlist: 004 // JULY 2015) [03:29:52]
54 Dan Le Sac, Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me (from Repent Replenish Repeat) [03:34:13]
55 Henry Rollins - I Know You (from Black Coffee Blues) [03:39:53]
56 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from Mirror's Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes) [03:45:07]
57 Kate Ryan - Desenchanteé (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4) [03:49:29]
58 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [03:53:03]
59 Saosin - You're Not Alone (from Saosin) [03:57:37]
60 Otep - Untitled (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [04:01:29]
61 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes) [04:05:21]
62 Mudvayne - Not Falling (from The End Of All Things To Come) [04:09:57]
63 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [04:14:34]
64 Otep - Self-Made (from House Of Secrets) [04:17:47]
65 Henry Rollins - Disintegration (from Nights Behind the Tree Line) [04:21:21]
66 Jay-Z - 99 Problems (from The Grey Album) [04:30:59]
67 Dirt Devils - Music Is Life (Vocal Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03 (Disc 2)) [04:35:04]
68 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…) [04:42:29]

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-02-25 (fucK aS randoM editioN voL. 1?)

Ahhhh!!! Hahahaha, perverts welcome, ha, to the fucK aS randoM editioN voL. 1?  Whoa!  Haha, my penis just imploded.  What guess hearing we'll be?  FUCK!  And randomness… as in: The Edition!!  1 This is Volume?  NO!  Perverts, such are you smart!  Let's get Naked in the City with Mr. Johnny Zorny McZorn Zorn!
01 Naked City - Blood Is Thin (from Torture Garden)
02 Naked City - Fuck The Fact (from Torture Garden)
03 Naked City - Pigfucker (from Torture Garden)
04 Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night? (from Independent Worm Saloon)
05 Half-Witted Dogs - Go Fuck Yourself (from Half-Witted Dogs)
06 Jon Lajoie - Radio Friendly Song (from I Kill People)
07 Tub Ring - Invalid (from Fermi Paradox)
08 A Verbal Equinox - ¡Nüburbåtizé! (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…)
09 GWAR - The Performer (from We Kill Everything)
10 Serj Tankian - Bird Of Paradise (Gone) (from Bird Up: The Charlie Parker Remix Project)
11 Buckethead - Three Fingers (feat. Saul Williams) (from Enter The Chicken)
12 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart)
13 Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion (from Toys In The Attic)
14 The Doors - Five To One (from Waiting For The Sun)
15 Jimi Hendrix - Morrison's Lament (from Woke Up This Morning And Found Myself Dead (Live In NY bootleg))
16 Æther216 - Renascent (from Collapsing Culture)
17 The Flashbulb - When The Sky Ends (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life)
18 Venetian Snares - The Hopeless Pursuit Of Remission (from My Downfall OST)
19 iwrestledabearonce - The Cat's Pajamas (from It's All Happening)
20 Meshuggah - Bleed (from obZen)
21 BIGdumbFACE - Organ Splitter (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
22 Leftover Crack - Athiest Anthem (from Mediocre Generica)
23 Diabolic - Reasons (from Liar & A Thief)
24 Akir - This Is Your Life (Pt. 2) (from Legacy)
25 Aesop Rock - 9-5ers Anthem (from Labor Days)
26 The Bled - Antarctica (from Found In The Flood)
27 Between the Buried and Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska)
28 65daysofstatic - The Fall Of Math (from The Fall Of Math)
29 PJ Harvey - 50ft. Queenie (from Rid of Me)
30 Atomica - Delorian (from Metropolitan)
31 The Lounge Lizards - John Zorn's S&M Circus (from Queen Of All Ears)
32 The Moldy Peaches - These Burgers (from The Moldy Peaches)
33 Letters In Binary - Dos (from Pretty And Perpendicular)
34 Letters In Binary - Don'ts (from Pretty And Perpendicular)
35 Excrementory Grindfuckers - Your Wife Is A Guy (from Eingeweide, Zwickel ind Schleifen (Guts, Gore and Grind)
36 Idiot Flesh - Monkey (from Unreleased)
37 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - FC: The Freedom Club (from Of Natural History)
38 Robin Beanland & Greame Norgate - Groovy Humiliation (from Killer Cuts)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-02-18 (Random As Fuck Edition Vol. 1)

Edit: 03-25-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Moooondaaayyyyy… Mmm… the Aural Sex.  I love it so.  Still hate mornings, though.  Daytime in general, really.  Anyway, welcome to volume one of the Random As Fuck Edition of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex!  Truth be told, this isn't really volume one.  Many of the editions before this one could've easily been called random as fuck, but I guess I attempted, in vain, to make them something other than what they were.  This time, I figured I might as well call a spade a spade (actually, who the fuck calls a spade anything other than a spade anyway?)  This one will indeed be just as delightfully random as podcasts past, and I hope you'll enjoy this as much as you enjoyed those.  So, without any further ado, start enjoyiiiiiiiing now!
01 Royal Crown Revue - Hey Pachuco! (from Mugzy's Move)
02 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Pachuco Cadaver (from Trout Mask Replica)
03 Frank Zappa & The Mothers - The Voice Of Cheese (from Uncle Meat)
04 Meshuggah - Sane (from The True Human Design)
05 Michael Blair - Canon (Pt. 2) (feat. Robbie Robertson) [includes "Playing Chess With Bobby Fischer In Bellevue Reverie" from Beneath The Underdog] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus)
06 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance)
07 Mr. Bungle - Chemical Marriage (from Disco Volante)
08 White Zombie - Welcome To Planet Motherfucker/Psychoholic Slag (from La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1)
09 Dead Felcher - Track 06 (FUCK!) (from Album Zero)
10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Pizza Power (from Coming Out Of Their Shells)
11 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
12 Ministry - Supermanic Soul (from Dark Side Of The Spoon)
13 Kai Tracid - Express Your Hidden Passion (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist)
14 Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone (from Bloody Kisses)
15 Static-X - I'm With Stupid (from Wisconsin Death Trip)
16 Sage Francis - Pitchers Of Silence (from Personal Journals)
17 MDFMK - Missing Time (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST)
18 The Ruts - Staring At The Rude Boys (from unknown album)
19 KnowSleep - Blue Electricity (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
20 Art Baron - Eclipse (feat. Diamanda Galas & Leonard Cohen) [includes the poem "Chill Of Death"] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus)
21 Mr. Bungle - Carousel (from Mr. Bungle)
22 Ferry Corsten - I Love You (European Bonus Track) (from L.E.F.)
23 Hole - Teenage Whore (from S.F.W. OST)
24 Face To Face - Disconnected (from Big Choice)
25 Reflection Theory - Don't Promise Me (from Reflection Theory)
26 MC 900 Ft. Jesus - If I Only Had A Brain (from One Step Ahead Of The Spider)
27 Sage Francis - Product Placement (from A Healthy Distrust)
28 Dead Felcher - Track 05 (from Album Zero)
29 Fort Minor - In Stereo (from The Rising Tied)
30 The Specials - Too Hot (from The Specials)
31 Primus - Tommy The Cat (Live) (from Rhinoplasty)
32 Greg Cohen - Purple Heart (feat. Henry Rollins) [includes "Groovy" from the unpublished sections of Beneath The Underdog] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus)
33 Lost Tribe - Gamemaster (Original Mix) (from Tranceport [mixed by Paul Oakenfold])
34 KnowSleep - Flambat (from KnowSleep)
35 Amen - Black God (from Amen)
36 Ayumi Hamasaki - M (Above and Beyond Remix) (from Cyber Trance Presents Ayu Trance)
37 Crash - Dignity (from The Massive Crush)
38 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Virus (from Deltron 3030)
39 KnowSleep - Voices Of Dissent (from KnowSleep)
40 Mr. Bungle - Pink Cigarette (from California)
41 Dead Felcher - Track 11 (I Make Girls Cry) (from Album Zero)
42 Frank Zappa & The Mothers - What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (from We're Only In It For The Money)

2013-02-14 (Fuck Valentine's Day Edition)

Mmmm… hehe, how's it goin' perverts?  Hope you all enjoyed the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition.  This one's gonna pretty much be a polar opposite.  That's right, motherfuckas.  This one's been a long time comin'.  Welcome, perverts new and old, hot and scrubly, single and unfortunate, to the Fuck Valentine's Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  This one's gonna be a fuckin' blast of bitterness, cynicism and homicidal euphoria, and it'll wrap up with some fucksquisite Sex about independence and self-empowerment.  Ohh, you're gonna love this one, and so am I.  Let's do this!
 
01 Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Everyone Has AIDS (from Team America: World Police OST)
02 B.B. King - Never Trust A Woman (from King Of The Blues (Disc 1))
03 Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (from Donnie Darko OST)
04 L7 - Shitlist (from Natural Born Killers OST)
05 Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged (from The Fragile (Left))
06 Marilyn Manson - Para-Noir (from The Golden Age Of Grotesque)
07 (hed)p.e. - Pac Bell (from Broke)
08 Twiztid - Spiderwebs (from Heartbroken and Homicidal)
09 Groove Coverage - Runaway (from Greatest Hits)
10 Kidneythieves - Crazy (from Zerøspace)
11 Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet (from Antichrist Superstar)
12 Nine Inch Nails - Wish (from Broken)
13 The Offspring - Self-Esteem (from Smash)
14 Marilyn Manson - I Put A Spell On You (from Smells Like Children Uncut)
15 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache)
16 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus)
17 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds Of The Alter Boys)
18 Kate Havnevik - Suckerlove (from Melankton)
19 Massive Attack - Better Things (from Protection)
20 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours)
21 Alesana - Congratulations, I Hate You (from On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax)
22 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast)
23 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST)
24 Insane Clown Posse - Rainbows & Stuff (from Bizaar)
25 Lovage - Archie & Veronica (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By)
26 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow (from Murder Ballads)
27 Kittie - Choke (from Spit)
28 The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling (from Collection I)
29 Otep - Baby's Breath (from Atavist)
30 Eminem - Kim (Uncut) (from Marshall Mathers LP)
31 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall Of Ideals)
32 Linkin Park - Don't Stay (from Meteora)
33 Blink-182 - Man Overboard (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back))
34 VAST - Free (from Music For People)
35 Henry Rollins - I Know You (from Black Coffee Blues)
36 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from Mirror's Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes)
37 Kate Ryan - Desenchanteé (from Best Of Trance Vol. 4)
38 Saosin - You're Not Alone (from Saosin)
39 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes)
40 Mudvayne - Not Falling (from The End Of All Things To Come)
41 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday)
42 Otep - Self-Made (from House Of Secrets)
43 Jay-Z - 99 Problems (from The Grey Album)
44 Dirt Devils - Music Is Life (Vocal Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03 (Disc 2))
45 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-02-11 (Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition Vol. 2)

Edit: 03-18-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Mmmm… Happy fucking Valentine's Day, perverts (and I mean that quite literally).  Welcome to the second annual Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Those of you caught last year's edition and/or the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition should already have a good idea what to expect.  For any new perverts out there, if you couldn't guess by the name, this one's gonna be a bunch of absolutely exquisite Sex to fuck your significant (or not so significant) other to.  All you single perverts, just lay back and make love to yourselves a while.  If not that, then fuck or rape yourselves.  Treat yourself like a dirty fuckin' whore and show yourself who's boss.  You're your own master and slave, and you need to teach yourself a fuckin' lesson.  Enjoy, you phenomenal fucks.
01 Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2 (from Stan & Judy's Kid)
02 Yung Humma - Lemme Smang It (feat. Flynt Flossy) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin')
03 Dead Prez - Mind Sex (from Let's Get Free)
04 One Inch Punch - Pretty Piece Of Flesh (from Romeo + Juliet OST)
05 Dog Fashion Disco - Adultery (from Adultery)
06 Puscifer - Rev 22:20 (from Underworld OST)
07 :Wumpscut: - I Want You (from Eevil Young Flesh (Boeses Junges Fleisch))
08 Snake River Conspiracy - You And Your Friend (from Sonic Jihad)
09 Type O Negative - My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (from October Rust)
10 DJ Rap - Bad Girl (from Learning Curve)
11 Lords of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker)
12 Lords of Acid - Scrood Bi U (from Farstucker)
13 Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat (from Get Your Body Beat Single)
14 Psyclon Nine - Flesh Harvest (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr)
15 Skinny Puppy - Love In Vein (from Last Rights)
16 Orgy - Pantomime (from Candyass)
17 Janet Jackson - If (from janet.)
18 Jillian - I Wanna Let Go (from Dance Divas II)
19 iio - Smooth (Airbase Radio) (from Ultra.Trance:03 (Disc 1))
20 Ian Van Dahl - Inspiration (Peter Luts Remix) (from ThriveMix01 (Disc 2)
21 Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 (from Spice)
22 Deftones - Digital Bath (from White Pony)
23 Kidneythieves - Serene Dream (from Zerøspace)
24 Atari Teenage Riot - Sex (from Delete Yourself!)
25 Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough Single)
26 A Perfect Circle - Magdalena (from Mer De Noms)
27 Massive Attack - The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game (from Batman Forever OST)
28 Leonard Cohen - Dance Me To The End Of Love (from Cohen Live)
29 Counting Crows - Colorblind (from Cruel Intentions OST)
30 Zeromancer - Cupola (from Eurotrash)
31 30 Seconds To Mars - Year Zero (from 30 Seconds To Mars)
32 PT Grimm - Kewpie Dull (Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Mix) (from You Didn't Win The Art Contest, Sucka!)
33 Polkadot Cadaver - Sex Offender (from Sex Offender)
34 Nine Inch Nails - The Frail (from The Fragile (Left))
35 Nine Inch Nails - The Wretched (from The Fragile (Left))
36 Marilyn Manson - Sweet Tooth (from Portrait Of An American Family)
37 Tool - Pushit (from Ænima)
38 Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me (from Fantastic Planet)
39 Eminem - Seduction (from Recovery)
40 Tech N9ne - She Devil (feat. D-12) (from Absolute Power)
41 Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun (feat. Nate Dogg & Kurupt) (from Doggystyle)
42 Twiztid - Wet Dreams (feat. D-12) (from Independents Day)
43 Insane Clown Posse - $50 Bucks (from The Pendulum)
44 Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me (from Stan & Judy's Kid)
45 Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4 (from Stan & Judy's Kid)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-02-04 (Punk As Fuck Edition Vol. 1)

Edit: 03-18-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Pphh, fuck Mondays.  Am I right, perverts?  That's the whole reason this shit exists: to make the start of your work week a little more tolerable.  That is, if you actually have a full-time soul-sucking, boring-as-fuck job.  Whether you do or you don't, though, we're all slaves here to some extent.  The least we can do is not get caught up with petty criticisms of each other.  Anyway, enough of that hippie shit.  Welcome, all you fantastic fuckwads, to volume one of the Punk As Fuck Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  This will be another one where I don't talk beyond the intro.  I've got several reasons for it, which are: 1. I want you perverts to pay attention to what you're listening to; at least enough to pause whatever else you're doing and look at the track listing.  All this aural sex we're about to hear was meticulously chosen by yours truly to stand out and grab your attention in an effort to get you to look further into whatever bands you liked.  2. There's not a lot I could say beyond my opinion that would make these tracks more fucktacular than they already are.  If you actually care about my opinions on any of this stuff, shoot me a message, 'cause if there's one thing a music nerd like me enjoys, it's fascinating and enthusiastic conversations about music.  3. I've got a long day ahead of me and I need to charge my batteries a little (you know, like sleep), so I can't really afford to sit here and jaw on and on.  I'm sure you perverts understand.  Also, punk is definitely one of those genres that's at least threefold as fucktacular when heard loud, so I absolutely demand that you crank this shit.  Enjoy!
01 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.)
02 Dead Kennedys - Take This Job And Shove It (from Bedtime For Democracy)
03 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.)
04 Dead Kennedys - MTV Get Off The Air (from Frankenchrist)
05 Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
06 Kultur Shock - God Is Busy, May I Help You? (from We Came To Take Your Jobs Away)
07 Gogol Bordello - Immigrant Punk (from Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike)
08 Bad Brains - Pay To Cum (from Banned In DC)
09 Buzzcocks - Harmony In My Head (from The Complete Singles Anthology)
10 The Stains - Sick And Crazy (from Harmony In My Head: 2004-05-17)
11 Henry Rollins - "If You're Not Pissed Off, I Think You're Blowin' It…" (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
12 X-Ray Spex - I'm A Cliché (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
13 Minor Threat - In My Eyes (from Complete Discography)
14 G.G. Allin & The AIDS Brigade - Expose Yourself To Kids (from Expose Yourself To Kids 7")
15 G.G. Allin & The Cedar St. Sluts - I Wanna Suck Your Cunt (from Dirty Love Songs)
16 G.G. Allin & The Criminal Quartet - Fuck Authority (from Carnival Of Excess)
17 The Ruts - Babylon's Burning (from The Crack)
18 The Ruts - In A Rut (from Harmony In My Head: 2004-05-17)
19 The Cramps - Human Fly (from Bad Music For Bad People)
20 Bad Religion - Empty Causes (from The Gray Race)
21 Descendents - Pervert (from I Don't Want To Grow Up)
22 The Bodies - Suicide (from Addicted To You)
23 Anti-Flag - I'd Tell You But… (from For Blood And Empire)
24 Black Flag - My War (from My War)
25 Black Flag - Rise Above (from Damaged)
26 Black Flag - Revenge (from Jealous Again)
27 Black Flag - Six Pack (feat. Mike Patton) (from Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three)
28 The Misfits - Last Caress (from Static Age)
29 The Misfits - Skulls (from Walk Among Us)
30 The Misfits - Where Eagles Dare (from Legacy Of Brutality)
31 U.K. Subs - State Of Alert (from At War With Society)
32 MDC - Slow, Stupid & Hungry (from At War With Society)
33 Christ On A Crutch - Food For Thought (from At War With Society)
34 The Damned - Neat Neat Neat (from Damned Damned Damned)
35 Rancid - Nihilism (from Let's Go)
36 The Stranglers - Nice 'n' Sleazy (from Black And White)
37 Pekinska Patka - Kontraceptija (from Bloodstains Across Yugoslavia)
38 Sods - Television Sect (from Bloodstains Across Denmark)
39 Child Molesters - I'm Gonna Punch You In The Face (from Bloodstains Across California)
40 The Ramones - I Don't Want To Grow Up (Tom Waits cover) (from ¡Adiós Amigos!)
41 The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy (from Rocket To Russia)
42 The Ramones - Surfin' Bird (from Rocket To Russia)
43 Sham 69 - Hey Little Rich Boy (from The Complete Collection (Disc 1))
44 Fear - I Love Living In The City (from SLC Punk OST)
45 Subhumans - Apathy (from Worlds Apart)
46 Stiff Little Fingers - Wasted Life (from Inflammable Material)
47 Bikini Kill - Alien She (from Pussy Whipped)
48 Crass - Smother Love (from Penis Envy)
49 Circle Jerks - World Up My Ass (from Group Sex / Wild In The Streets)
50 Special Duties - Violent Society (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 9 - Extreme Punk)
51 Fucked Up - Circling The Drain (from Epics In Minutes)
52 Conflict - Mighty And Superior (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 4: Anti-Capitalism)
53 The Rabble - This World Is Dead (feat. Mark Unseen) (from The Battle's Almost Over)
54 All - She Broke My Dick (from Punk-O-Rama 6)
55 Flipper - Ha Ha Ha (from American Hardcore: The History Of American Punk Rock 1980-1986)
56 Sonic Youth - Confusion Is Next (from Confusion Is Sex)
57 Rudimentary Peni - The Evil Clergyman (from Cacophony)