Monday Morning Aural Sex
April 2013
Episodes
Monday Apr 29, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-04-29 (No One Can Destroy The Metal Edition)
Monday Apr 29, 2013
Monday Apr 29, 2013
Hhhhhhow's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the No One Can Destroy The Metal Edition of pretty much the only fuckin' podcast worth listening to, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! This one's the third all metal edition that I've done, and for this one, the volume knob grew a 12 in the utterly ecstatic anticipation. Speaking of which, for those of you who haven't seen the movie Spinal Tap, you really must run, do not walk, to see that one. I'd venture to guess that anyone listening to this particular edition has probably seen that shit already, but whatthefuckever. Oh, and I know a few of you out there might be looking at this track listing and saying something to the effect of, "Ehhh, that band's not metal! Mehhh, my metal's better! Your metal sucks! Your metal isn't even metal 'cause my metal's way more metaller! That, like, makes me a superior person to you, ehhhh!" To those of you who're saying shit like that, yes, you do seriously sound just as fucking imbecilic as I just sounded in that hypothetical imitation of you. Not like you'd ever actually say that shit to me or likely even hear this fuckin' podcast, but I know some of you out there are thinkin' it. But fuck, who am I to tell you what to think? You're gonna think whatever the fuck you want, so I'm basically ranting for no fuckin' reason right now.
Anyway, this one will be like the others in that I won't be speaking beyond this intro so as not to fuck up the deluge of pure fucking osmium we're about to experience. As per the suggestion of my dear friend and fellow pervert, Ashlei, I have, however, decided to include timestamps next to the tracks in the track listing for those of you perverts who don't have a solid 4 fucking hours to sit and listen to this shit. That's right, bitches. 4 fucking hours of epically osmiumic aural fuckin' sex. Incidentally, as far as I know, there's no adjective for osmium, so I just made one up like whut… Words are our bitches, and we can make 'em do whatever the fuck we want… BUT, we still should respect them to a degree or else we'll end up with a culture that's damn near devoid of intellectual stimulation or meaningful communication. Oh, wait… Anyway, fuck that soapbox, fuck you, fuck me, fuck us, fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus, fuck this prolix fuckin' intro and just fuckin' yojne!
01 Tenacious D - The Metal (from The Pick Of Destiny) [00:02:24]
02 Pig Destroyer - Deflower (from 38 Counts Of Battery) [00:05:03]
03 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [00:05:30]
04 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:09:23]
05 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [00:12:45]
06 Slayer - Dead Skin Mask (from Seasons In The Abyss) [00:14:44]
07 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Ride The Lightning) [00:19:39]
08 The Berzerker - Eye For An Eye (from Animosity) [00:26:11]
09 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69) [00:28:25]
10 Daughters - Fur Beach (from Canada Songs) [00:31:29]
11 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [00:32:05]
12 Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It) (from Around The Fur) [00:40:12]
13 iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:43:47]
14 System Of A Down - Cigaro (from Mezmerize) [00:46:27]
15 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L.R.M.H.A. (from City) [00:48:38]
16 Strapping Young Lad - Love? (from Alien) [00:48:40]
17 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:53:34]
18 Mudvayne - Internal Primates Forever (from L.D. 50) [00:56:56]
19 Soulfly - Tribe (from Soulfly) [01:01:19]
20 GWAR - Jack The World (from This Toilet Earth) [01:07:15]
21 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [01:09:37]
22 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:14:12]
23 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem) [01:18:48]
24 Satanist - Autoerotic Crucifixation (from Sadomasochrist) [01:25:48]
25 Machinae Supremacy - I Turn To You (Melanie C. cover) (from Origin) [01:29:33]
26 The Locust - Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed (from Plague Soundscapes) [01:34:47]
27 I Got Shot In The Face - You. Dead. (from How Am I Not Myself) [01:35:18]
28 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:38:04]
29 Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer (from Cycle Sluts From Hell) [01:42:30]
30 The Dillinger Escape Plan - The Mullet Burden (from Under The Running Board EP) [01:44:45]
31 All That Remains - Chiron (from Overcome) [01:46:35]
32 Converge - The Broken Vow (from Jane Doe) [01:50:58]
33 Dir en grey - Audience Killer Loop (from Vulgar) [01:53:10]
34 Abnormality - Question? (from 2007 Demo) [01:56:46]
35 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son) [02:00:43]
36 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:06:19]
37 Sawtooth Grin - A 2 Minute Lecture On The Finer Points Of Instability (from Cuddlemonster) [02:11:53]
38 Sevendust - Bitch (from Sevendust) [02:13:55]
39 Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [02:17:35]
40 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [02:21:43]
41 Machine Head - Aesthetics Of Hate (from The Blackening) [02:26:17]
42 Fantômas - Book 1: Page 3 (from Fantômas) [02:32:43]
43 All Shall Perish - Never…Again (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:33:49]
44 Lamb Of God - Now You've Got Something To Die For (from Ashes Of The Wake) [02:37:00]
45 In Flames - Sleepless Again (from A Sense Of Purpose) [02:40:37]
46 Shadows Fall - Failure Of The Devout (from Threads Of Life) [02:44:42]
47 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [02:50:05]
48 Soilwork - Grand Failure Anthem (from A Predator's Portrait) [02:57:50]
49 Spineshank - Play God (from The Height Of Callousness) [03:03:08]
50 Killswitch Engage - Reject Yourself (from As Daylight Dies) [03:07:04]
51 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered)) [03:11:41]
52 The Fall Of Troy - We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus (from Doppelgänger) [03:17:04]
53 Dimmu Borgir - The Invaluable Darkness (from In Sorte Diaboli) [03:19:13]
54 Iced Earth - Dracula (from Horror Show) [03:23:55]
55 DevilDriver - Damning The Heavens (from Pray For Villains (Special Edition)) [03:29:44]
56 Agalloch - A Celebration For The Death Of Man… (from The Mantle) [03:31:59]
57 Agalloch - …And The Great Cold Death Of The Earth (from The Mantle) [03:34:23]
58 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation Of Reid) [03:41:29]
Monday Apr 22, 2013
Monday Apr 22, 2013
This shit, shit, shit, shit is BaNaeNaes! This shit, shit, shit, shit is BaNaeNaes! Happy muthafuckin' Monday, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers out there! Welcome to the This Shit Is BaNaeNaes Edition of the one and only podcast that's at least 73% guaranteed to keep your nipples throbbing hard week after week, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! Joining me this week is my dear friend Renee Joy who's currently visiting me from Cali. She's smart, she's sexy, and she tastes great! I mean… she's got great taste! Yeah, that. And you're about to find that shit out for ya damn selves starting with this first block. Anything you'd like to say to introduce this first block, Miss BaNaeNae?
Har-har Paul Silver, he's soooo hilarious this morning! YES I am here from the SUNNY Southern side of California and have selected a number of sad, sappy, trancey, happy, mellow, yet thuggish and or ruggish songs for your perverted pleasure this Monday: a softer than usual touch for that Aural Sex that you crave! SO, without anymore interruptions from your HOST, Ill get you started.
01 4 Strings - Diving (from Believe)
02 Ace Of Base - Everytime It Rains (from Cruel Summer)
03 Evanescence - Field Of Innocence (from Origin)
04 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (from Destroy Erase Improve)
05 Butthole Surfers - The Shame Of Life (from Weird Revolution)
06 Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze OST)
07 The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die (from Hooray For Boobies)
08 Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie (from Pretty Hate Machine)
09 The Postal Service - Sleeping In (from Give Up)
10 Sarah Vaughan - How High The Moon (from At Mister Kelly's)
11 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us)
12 Ministry - WTV (from Houses Of The Molé)
13 No Doubt - Excuse Me Mr. (from Tragic Kingdom)
14 311 - Beautiful Disaster (live) (from Live)
15 Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall (from The Poison)
16 Count Basie - The Kid From Red Bank (from The Complete Atomic Basie)
17 Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn (from Portrait Of An American Family)
18 DJ Stompy - This Is The Night (from Matt's Techno Mix 2)
19 Atmosphere - God's Bathroom Floor (from Sean Likes Ugly Girls (Disc 4))
20 30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (feat. Kanye West) (from This Is War)
21 Blank & Jones - Unknown Treasure (feat. Claudia Brücken) (Mr. Sam's Beyond the Grace of God Remix) (from The Mix, Vol. 2)
22 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief)
23 The Beatles - I Me Mine (from Let It Be)
24 Rob Zombie - American Witch (from Educated Horses)
25 Bullet For My Valentine - Spit You Out (from The Poison)
26 Adema - Skin (from Adema)
27 The Offspring - Have You Ever (from Americana)
28 Atari Teenage Riot - Revolution Action (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
29 Ayla - Angelfalls (Waterfall) (from Angelfalls Single)
30 Alice In Chains - I Stay Away (from Jar Of Flies)
31 Everclear - Everything To Everyone (from So Much For The Afterglow)
32 Blaqk Audio - Bitter For Sweet (from CexCells)
33 2Pac - Thugz Mansion (feat. Anthony Hamilton) (7" Remix) (from Better Dayz (Disc 2))
34 Richard Jeni - Masturbation "I'm The Best I've Ever Had" (from Greatest Bits)
35 Dave Brockie Experience - Masturbate (from Diarrhea Of A Madman)
36 Monty Python - Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (from Monty Python Sings)
Monday Apr 15, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-04-15 (Music From Games Edition Vol. 1)
Monday Apr 15, 2013
Monday Apr 15, 2013
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to volume one of the Music From Games Edition of your and my favorite fuckin' podcast that exists, has ever existed, or will ever exist, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! I've got some pure fuckin' nostalgic eargasms in store for ya this week. I hope all you perverts who're listening are gamers, 'cause you'll certainly get a lot more yojnement out of this than those of you perverts who aren't into gaming. I've been a fuckin' fanatical gamer since I was 4 years old, and I still am at 28, which means my game collection is just about as ridiculous as my music collection, and, to my great delight and due to my rampant curiosity, both of 'em continue to expand. Anyways, I'll stop suckin' my own dick now so we can get into this here podcast. I've arranged it all somewhat chronologically, so you'll hear the music gradually evolve, and don't worry, I won't bore ya with a whole bunch of nerdy gamer anecdotes and such. Unless you want to be bored by that, in which case, you can feel free to message me and I'll do my best to put you to sleep with that shit. So anyway, to start this epic edition off properly, we've gotta give it up to one of the most ubiquitous and well-known video game tunes ever made: the opening theme to muthafuckin' Super Mario Bros.!
01 Koji Kondo - Original Mario Theme (from Mama Mia! The Very Best Of Mario!)
02 Koji Kondo - Opening (from The Legend Of Zelda OST)
03 More Yamasan, B.B., Yuhki, Kimitaka Matsumae - Reflection (from Ninja Gaiden ~ G.S.M. Tecmo 1)
04 More Yamasan, B.B., Yuhki, Kimitaka Matsumae - Ryu's Determination (from Ninja Gaiden ~ G.S.M. Tecmo 1)
05 Masato Nakamura - Scrap Brain Zone ~Mega Drive Version~ (from Sonic The Hedgehog 1 & 2)
06 Masato Nakamura - Mystic Cave Zone ~Mega Drive Version~ (from Sonic The Hedgehog 1 & 2)
07 Sega Sound Team - Locked And Loaded (from Contra Hard Corps Original Game Audio)
08 Sega Sound Team - The Hard Corps (from Contra Hard Corps Original Game Audio)
09 Sega Sound Team - Simon 1994 RD (from Contra Hard Corps Original Game Audio)
10 The Immortals - Chinese Ninja Warrior (Sub-Zero) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album)
11 The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album)
12 Koji Kondo - Overworld (from The Legend Of Zelda - A Link To The Past)
13 Hiroki Kikuta - Fear Of The Heavens (from Secret Of Mana OST)
14 Nobuo Uematsu - Slam Shuffle (from Final Fantasy VI OST)
15 Matt Harwood - Blackout City (feat. Anamanaguchi) (from Bit.Trip Runner OST)
16 Yoko Shimomura - Primal Eyes (from Parasite Eve OST)
17 Koji Kondo - Ocarina Of Time (from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time OST)
18 Yoshitaka Hirota, K. Kishikawa - Main Theme -ICARO Song of Spirits- (from Shadow Hearts OST Plus 1)
19 Yu Miyake, Yuusama - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
20 Asuka Sakai, Ado Mizumori - A Crimson Rose and a Gin Tonic (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
21 Alisa - Everlasting Love (from Katamari Damacy - We Love Katamari OST)
22 Kenji Ninuma - DISCO PRINCE (from Katamari Damacy - We Love Katamari OST)
23 TaQ - Schlagwerk (from beatmania IIDX 3rd style OST)
24 L.E.D.-G VS BUHROOVY - eRAseRmOToRpHAntOM (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2))
25 金獅子 - 嘆きの樹 (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD: CARDINAL GATE conclusion)
26 DJ CHUCKY - BLUE MIRAGE (LONG EDIT) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion)
27 nc ft NRG Factory - INNOCENCE OF SILENCE (Cube::Hard's Not So Innocent Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA and Ultramix 4 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
28 Berkeley Systems - Old Man Ramble (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
29 Berkeley Systems - Ubernostrum (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
30 Berkeley Systems - Booze (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
31 Martin O'Donnell, Michael Salvatori - Halo (from Halo OST)
32 Gerard Marion - Escape From Madness (from God Of War OST)
33 Gerard Marion - The Vengeful Spartan (from God Of War OST)
34 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Guitar Hero III OST)
35 That Handsome Devil - Rob the Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2 - Bonus Songs)
36 Ida Maria - Oh My God (from Rock Band 3 OST)
37 Matt Uelman - Town (from Diablo OST)
38 Michael Reagan, Gregory J. Hainer - Black (Twisted Metal: Black) (from Twisted Metal Symphony)
39 Martin Stig Andersen - Menu (from Limbo OST)
40 Akira Yamaoka - Promise (reprise) (from Silent Hill 2 OST)
41 Akira Yamaoka - Dance With The Night Wind (from Silent Hill 3 OST)
42 Akira Yamaoka - Your Rain (from Silent Hill 4: The Room OST)
43 Akira Yamaoka - One More Soul To The Call (from Silent Hill: Homecoming OST)
44 Darren Korb - Mother, I'm Here (Zulf's Theme) (from Bastion OST)
45 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (The Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from Mirror's Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes)
46 Eddy Duchin - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (feat. The Eddy Duchin Orchestra & Mary Martin) (from Bioshock 2 - Music From And Inspired By The Game (Deluxe Version))
47 Jesper Kyd - Welcome To Fyrestone (from Borderlands OST)
48 Kevin Riepl - Gears Of War (from Gears Of War OST)
49 GLaDOS - Still Alive (from Portal OST)
50 Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains (from Left 4 Dead 2 OST)
51 Robin Beanland & Greame Norgate - Groovy Humiliation (from Killer Cuts (Killer Instinct OST))
52 A Scholar & A Physician - Super Mario Bros. Dirty Mix OC ReMix (from OCRemix.org)
Monday Apr 08, 2013
Monday Apr 08, 2013
Edit: 05-20-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away… Wayne, New Jersey… In a time long since past… about a week and a half ago… a man named Paul X. Silver had an idea. This idea was one of tremendous importance to perverts far and wide across the internet ominverse. His idea was to have his dear friend, Tiffany Rose, co-host his now legendary weekly podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. She accepted the challenge and set out on an epic journey: a quest in search of the greatest, most exquisite aural sex she could find. However, when Sunday evening arrived, Tiffany was still deep into her arduous quest. Despite having received word from Tiffany's carrier pigeon that she would return with her aural sex by 2 AM, Mr. Silver was not troubled. No, ladies and gentlemen. But… when the time became 4:45 AM, and there was still no sign of Tiffany, Mr. Silver had to proceed with the development of that week's podcast, filling it entirely with Nickelback songs which he knew all the perverts would thoroughly enjoy. Was Mr. Silver concerned for Tiffany's safety and/or sanity? No. He had (and has) great confidence in Miss Rose's aural sex abilities.
A fairly uneventful week passed, and it was time once again to begin compiling another edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mr. Silver began to grow dismayed… but then, he received word from Tiffany! Miss Rose claimed she would be through gathering her golden aural sex from the vast wasteland of the internet at around 1 AM. However, another few hours passed by, and Mr. Silver began to grow dismayed once again… but then, like a bolt from the wild blue, like a shooting star in the sky, Tiffany Rose knocked on Mr. Silver's door. She turned the knob and entered his room, list in hand, ready to deliver it to Mr. Silver so that he could compile it onto his flash drive. Beside himself with ecstatic euphoria, with joyful tears in his eyes, Mr. Silver held out his eager hands to receive this gift, this blessing, so that he might finally, FINALLY be able to share this holiest of holy aural sex with his dearest perverts. Now, Mr. Paul X. Silver and Miss Tiffany Rose are honored, truly and absolutely, to welcome you all to the Edition That Should've Been Last Week's Edition.
01 KoЯn - It's On! (from Follow The Leader)
02 Incubus - Shaft (from Fungus Amongus)
03 Mary Beats Jane - Grind (from Mary Beats Jane)
04 Dr. Dre - Keep Their Heads Ringin' (from N.W.A. Legacy, Vol. 1: 1988-1998 (Disc 2))
05 Bad Acid Trip - Cigarette Pack (from Lynch The Weirdo)
06 Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing (from Rooty)
07 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes)
08 Grindstone - Hollow Eyes (from Grindstone)
09 Cakebuilder - Book Of The Dead (from Decks'n'Demons EP)
10 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single)
11 Benny Benassi - Who's Your Daddy? (Original Extended Mix) (from Who's Your Daddy?)
12 Avril Lavigne - Complicated (Where Is She Now? Who The Fuck Cares?! She Could Be A Naked, Rotting Corpse In A Shallow Grave In Utah Somewhere For All I Fuckin' Care! Remix) (original from… no. Don't go find the original. Come on. There's so much better music out there. You don't need to like that crap.)
13 Insane Clown Posse - How Many Times? (from The Great Milenko)
14 Hole - Credit In The Straight World (from Live Through This)
15 Marilyn Manson - Sympathy For The Parents (from Smells Like Children)
16 Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams (from Smells Like Children)
17 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - There's A Time And A Place For Everything (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events)
18 Fluke - Bullet (Dust Brothers Jazz Mix) (from Progressive History XXX (Disc 3))
19 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
20 Juliette Lewis - Fantasy Bar (from Terra Incognita)
21 The Pierces - Boring (from Thirteen Tales Of Love And Revenge)
22 CocoRosie - Smokey Taboo (from Grey Oceans)
23 Tomahawk - Red Fox (from Anonymous)
24 Louis C.K. - Darlene & Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall)
25 Louis C.K. - Civic Pride and Civic Rivalry (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall)
26 George Carlin - Losing Things (from Playin' With Your Head)
27 Audioslave - Gasoline (from Audioslave)
28 Kylesa - Where The Horizon Unfolds (from Time Will Fuse Its Worth)
29 Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up (from Bone Machine)
30 Erika Eigen - I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
31 Fantômas - The Godfather (from The Director's Cut)
32 Faith No More - Ashes To Ashes (from Album Of The Year)
33 Katastrophy Wife - Rosacea (from Amusia)
34 BringTheWarHome - Communion (from Rejoice!)
35 Tori Amos - Professional Widow (from Boys For Pele (Original Release))
36 Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall In Love With You (from Zoo Hypothesis)
37 Samuel L. Jackson - Black Snake Moan (from Black Snake Moan OST)
38 Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man - Mysteries (from Out Of Season)
39 Marilyn Manson - My Monkey (from Portrait Of An American Family)
Monday Apr 01, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-04-01 (Nickelback Fucking RULES Edition)
Monday Apr 01, 2013
Monday Apr 01, 2013
Ohhh man, perverts. I've gotta say, I've been listening to a lot of Nickelback lately 'cause I don't wanna just buy into the hate hype. I wanna have my own opinion, ya know? Honestly, it's time to set the record straight about these guys, so I've decided to put together this here podcast that's FULL of NOTHING but NICKELBACK! I know there'll be a lot of haters who probably won't even listen to this edition, but trust me. Have an open mind, and you might just yojne. You just might.
01 Nickelback - How You Remind Me (from Silver Side Up)
02 Nickelback - Little Friend (from Curb)
03 Nickelback - This Means War (from Here And Now)
04 Nickelback - Cowboy Hat (from The State)
05 Nickelback - Old Enough (from A Cowboy From Hell)
06 Nickelback - Feelin' Way Too Damn Good (from The Long Road)
07 Nickelback - Side Of A Bullet (from All The Right Reasons)
08 Nickelback - S.E.X. (from Dark Horse)
09 Nickelback - Someday (Acoustic) (from Someday Single)
10 Nickelback - Hangnail (from Silver Side Up)
11 Nickelback - Where? (from Curb)
12 Nickelback - If Everyone Cared (from All The Right Reasons)
13 Nickelback - Leader Of Men (from A Cowboy From Hell)
14 Nickelback - Throw Yourself Away (from The Long Road)
15 Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth (from Dark Horse)
16 Nickelback - Deep (from The State)
17 Nickelback - Window Shopper (from Hesher EP)
18 Nickelback - Kiss It Goodbye (from Here And Now)
19 Nickelback - Pusher (from Curb)
20 Nickelback - Hollywood (from Silver Side Up)
21 Nickelback - Trying Not To Love You (from Trying Not To Love You Single)
22 Nickelback - Burn It To The Ground (Clean Edit) (from Burn It To The Ground Single)
23 Nickelback - Another Hole In The Head (from The Long Road)
24 Nickelback - I'd Come For You (from Dark Horse)
25 Nickelback - Too Bad (Diggla Mix) (from Too Bad Single)
26 Nickelback - Follow You Home (from All The Right Reasons)
27 Nickelback - Where Do I Hide (from A Cowboy From Hell)
28 Nickelback - Diggin' This (from The State)
29 Nickelback - Good Times Gone (from Silver Side Up)
30 Nickelback - Bottoms Up (from Here And Now)
31 Nickelback - Yanking Out My… (from The Long Road)
Ahhhh!!! hahahahaha, yeah fucking right. Nickelback?! Bitch, please! April fuckin' Fool's perverts! Stay tuned, 'cause I've got a sweet ass bunch of aural fuckin' sex for you right here, even right up to the end. And speaking of the end…
01 Nickelback - How You Remind Me (Brutal Mutant Elephant Rape Remix)
02 Otto Von Schirach - Ovulation Celebration (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
03 Bim - Lights Out (from Lifelines EP)
04 Kelly - Shoes (from Shoes)
05 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn't Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill)
06 Napalm Death - C.S. (Conservative Shithead) Part 2 (from Enemy Of The Music Business)
07 Emerald Hill, Oscar Oberheim & Spike Shellcracker - They Call Me Sonic (Air Rave) (from They Call Me Sonic Single)
08 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (Trentemøller Remix) (from What Else Is There? (The Remixes))
09 Akira Yamaoka - Lost Carol (Long Version) (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Sounds Box [CD8: Extra Music & Silent Hill The Arcade])
10 Daft Punk - Derezzed (The Glitch Mob Remix) (from TRON Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D)
11 Atari Teenage Riot - P.R.E.S.S. (from The Future Of War)
12 Patti Page - How Much Is That Doggie In The Window (from Bioshock - The Songs Of Rapture)
13 The Dillinger Escape Plan - 82588 (from Ire Works)
14 Kultur Shock - Horse Thief (from Kultura-Diktatura)
15 The Strokes - Reptilia (from Room On Fire)
16 Aerosmith - Eat The Rich (from Get A Grip)
17 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
18 The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television The Drug Of The Nation (from Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury)
19 Colatron - Twin Hearts (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
20 Shigeru Matsuzaki - Katamari On The Swing (from We Love Katamari OST)
21 The Expendables - Sacrifice (from The Expendables)
22 Snake River Conspiracy - Oh Well (from Sonic Jihad)
23 The Devil Wears Prada - Dez Moines (from With Roots Above And Branches Below)
24 Damian Marley - Road To Zion (feat. Nas) (from Welcome To Jamrock)
25 Yoav - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies cover) (feat. Emily Browning) (from Sucker Punch OST)
26 Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky (Wippenburg Remix) (from Castles In The Sky (Remixes))
27 L.E.D. vs kors k - SOLID STATE SQUAD (from Denjin K)
28 kors k - Love Is Eternity (Full Version) (from kors k misc.)
29 Skimall - I Want To Get A Tattoo Of A Wolf Howling At The Moon Inside A Wolf Howling At The Moon (from Ye Olde Barn Compilation)
30 Passenger Of Shit - Wank My Farting Fanny Vomit (from Drop Name Records Vol. 1)
31 Justin Bieber - Baby (feat. Ludacris) (Exquisitely Brutal & Utterly Sadistic Mutant Elephant Rape Remix) (from… right here on Monday Morning Aural Sex, bitch!)