Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-04-08 (The Edition That Should’ve Been Last Week’s Edition)

Edit: 05-20-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away… Wayne, New Jersey… In a time long since past… about a week and a half ago… a man named Paul X. Silver had an idea.  This idea was one of tremendous importance to perverts far and wide across the internet ominverse.  His idea was to have his dear friend, Tiffany Rose, co-host his now legendary weekly podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex.  She accepted the challenge and set out on an epic journey: a quest in search of the greatest, most exquisite aural sex she could find.  However, when Sunday evening arrived, Tiffany was still deep into her arduous quest.  Despite having received word from Tiffany's carrier pigeon that she would return with her aural sex by 2 AM, Mr. Silver was not troubled.  No, ladies and gentlemen.  But… when the time became 4:45 AM, and there was still no sign of Tiffany, Mr. Silver had to proceed with the development of that week's podcast, filling it entirely with Nickelback songs which he knew all the perverts would thoroughly enjoy.  Was Mr. Silver concerned for Tiffany's safety and/or sanity?  No.  He had (and has) great confidence in Miss Rose's aural sex abilities.

A fairly uneventful week passed, and it was time once again to begin compiling another edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Mr. Silver began to grow dismayed… but then, he received word from Tiffany!  Miss Rose claimed she would be through gathering her golden aural sex from the vast wasteland of the internet at around 1 AM.  However, another few hours passed by, and Mr. Silver began to grow dismayed once again… but then, like a bolt from the wild blue, like a shooting star in the sky, Tiffany Rose knocked on Mr. Silver's door.  She turned the knob and entered his room, list in hand, ready to deliver it to Mr. Silver so that he could compile it onto his flash drive.  Beside himself with ecstatic euphoria, with joyful tears in his eyes, Mr. Silver held out his eager hands to receive this gift, this blessing, so that he might finally, FINALLY be able to share this holiest of holy aural sex with his dearest perverts.  Now, Mr. Paul X. Silver and Miss Tiffany Rose are honored, truly and absolutely, to welcome you all to the Edition That Should've Been Last Week's Edition.

01 KoЯn - It's On! (from Follow The Leader)

02 Incubus - Shaft (from Fungus Amongus)

03 Mary Beats Jane - Grind (from Mary Beats Jane)

04 Dr. Dre - Keep Their Heads Ringin' (from N.W.A. Legacy, Vol. 1: 1988-1998 (Disc 2))

05 Bad Acid Trip - Cigarette Pack (from Lynch The Weirdo)

06 Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing (from Rooty)

07 Flaw - Only The Strong (from Through The Eyes)

08 Grindstone - Hollow Eyes (from Grindstone)

09 Cakebuilder - Book Of The Dead (from Decks'n'Demons EP)

10 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single)

11 Benny Benassi - Who's Your Daddy? (Original Extended Mix) (from Who's Your Daddy?)

12 Avril Lavigne - Complicated (Where Is She Now?  Who The Fuck Cares?!  She Could Be A Naked, Rotting Corpse In A Shallow Grave In Utah Somewhere For All I Fuckin' Care! Remix) (original from… no.  Don't go find the original.  Come on.  There's so much better music out there.  You don't need to like that crap.)

13 Insane Clown Posse - How Many Times? (from The Great Milenko)

14 Hole - Credit In The Straight World (from Live Through This)

15 Marilyn Manson - Sympathy For The Parents (from Smells Like Children)

16 Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams (from Smells Like Children)

17 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - There's A Time And A Place For Everything (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events)

18 Fluke - Bullet (Dust Brothers Jazz Mix) (from Progressive History XXX (Disc 3))

19 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)

20 Juliette Lewis - Fantasy Bar (from Terra Incognita)

21 The Pierces - Boring (from Thirteen Tales Of Love And Revenge)

22 CocoRosie - Smokey Taboo (from Grey Oceans)

23 Tomahawk - Red Fox (from Anonymous)

24 Louis C.K. - Darlene & Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall)

25 Louis C.K. - Civic Pride and Civic Rivalry (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall)

26 George Carlin - Losing Things (from Playin' With Your Head)

27 Audioslave - Gasoline (from Audioslave)

28 Kylesa - Where The Horizon Unfolds (from Time Will Fuse Its Worth)

29 Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up (from Bone Machine)

30 Erika Eigen - I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper (from A Clockwork Orange OST)

31 Fantômas - The Godfather (from The Director's Cut)

32 Faith No More - Ashes To Ashes (from Album Of The Year)

33 Katastrophy Wife - Rosacea (from Amusia)

34 BringTheWarHome - Communion (from Rejoice!)

35 Tori Amos - Professional Widow (from Boys For Pele (Original Release))

36 Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall In Love With You (from Zoo Hypothesis)

37 Samuel L. Jackson - Black Snake Moan (from Black Snake Moan OST)

38 Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man - Mysteries (from Out Of Season)

39 Marilyn Manson - My Monkey (from Portrait Of An American Family)