2022-01-31 (Too True Few Who Knew the New Queue in ’22 Edition)

Hwhat the effeweseekay is skyward, mother & fathereffeweseekayers?! Emo-goddamn-sonofacunt-clew to the Too True Few Who Knew the New Queue in ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural effeweseekayin’ Sex! Why am I like this? Who the fuck knows, amiright? So, what could the title of this edition possibly be about? Well, it has nothing to do with unicorn nipples, so I apologize if I mislead you. This is simply a goofy-ass way to repackage my new shit editions under something other than “Send Newds,” ‘cause I have a feeling that shit was getting me shadow-banned on the so-called social medias on the internets and the Googles. Besides that, I’d rather not keep posting pictures of spaghettified hentai. It was amusing at first, but after 11 editions, I’m kinda over it. Muthafucka’s gotta evolve or something at some point, right? Right.
 
So, rapid fire, let me expel some more noise from my face hole about some of these here tracks right here. Twin Temple is a group my friend Renee introduced me to, so shout the fuck out right here and now. All I’ma say is “Satanic Doo-Wop.” Let the yojne take care of the rest. We’ve got new jams from Wevlth, M-Project, Berried Alive, Zardonic, Ruby My Dear, Ho99o9, Extra Terra, Meshuggah, Excision, Ekoh, S3RL, Stabbing Westward, Seven Lions, and oh my Fuck, all of ‘em are sexy as 20 fucks vacuum-compressed into a latex bodybag built for one. Let ‘em the fuck out before they suffocate! That’s right, go driving down a highway somewhere and open your fuckin’ windows in the 10 degree winter weather and freeze your genitals off to appropriately express your appreciation for these musical stylings. That’s what freedom’s all about, right? ‘Murica.
 
Some seexy-ass video game remixes in this muthafucka as well. The very first track, in fact, is a remix of Final Fantasy menu music, there’s a Lo-Fi version of a Secret of Mana track, and keep your ears peeled for the Fairy Fountain jam. It’s got some colour bass flavor and sort of hip-hop/pop fusion vocals. Pretty cool if ya ask me. Also some badass fuckin’ metal in this one from Erra, Architects, Amaranthe (and oh, this remix of PvP is fucktacular. I played the original a few months back, and I think I like the remix even more.), Caliban, Meshuggah, Sylvaine, and I’m not sure if you could count Darkher, but Darkher could definitely fit well on any Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition. Pretty sure I’ve included them before, actually.
 
The group that ends this edition called O Testemunho, I included this 5 ½ minute jam of theirs because the one that I found on my Release Radar playlist was almost 30 fuckin’ minutes long. It was like a whole-ass lecture from Alan Watts about Taoism set against some ambient, goa type music. Pretty dreamy shit, actually. I yojned it, but 30 minutes is too damn long to ask anyone to sustain their attention span. Actually, there are quite a few long tracks on this edition. Probably why it’s only 44 tracks instead of the usual 50-60. FYI, I’m always extra careful when selecting longer tracks out of consideration for y’all’s attention spans. Ya know, ‘cause if a track doesn’t hit ya and it’s only 2-3 minutes, it doesn’t feel like as bad of a waste of time or whatever. Oh, and apparently the Above & Beyond track is like a decade old or more, but some DJ just used it in a mix, and it got put in my Release Radar. I try to never use the mixed versions ‘cause the beginnings and endings are always abrupt, so I went and grabbed the extended mix. I almost always go for the extended mixes when it comes to trance, and most other genres whenever available. I feel like those are the most accurate representation of the tracks, likely how the producer best envisioned the ideas implemented in the music.
 
Lastly, let me say about Crass, I know they’re an acquired taste. I’ve yojned pretty much everything I’ve heard from them (and 65daysofstatic, for that matter), and I thought this remix was interesting. I’ve encountered a handful of EDM-ish remixes of old punk tracks, and I’ve found them all pretty interesting at the very least. I yojne the fuck out of electronic punk acts like Death Set, Ho99o9, Death Tour, Scythe Gang 666 (although they might be more like punk trap, IDFK), and I’m eager to see if this fusion genre gains more traction. Can’t fuckin’ wait to go to a show like that. Lastlier, let me add that I’ma probably love everything I hear from Zardonic. Every single track I’ve heard has been a fire-ass banger, so expect to see more of their stuff in the future. Lastliest, holy fuckadoodle, the bass stabs in the Cosmic Gate track make me melt into a puddle of Paul goo. Sounds hot, right? It is…
 
All that done diddly-dooed and said, let us now muthafuckin’ yojne!
 
 
01 Rifti Beats - The Prelude (from Chocobo & Chill) [00:03:26]
 
02 Wevlth - Danger (from Danger) [00:06:13]
 
03 NGHTMRE, Ray Volpe - Signal (from UNSOUND EP) [00:09:13]
 
04 M-Project, Last Word - Wake Up The Neighbours (from Tokyo Gabbers) [00:12:51]
 
05 Erra - Nigh to Silence (from Nigh to Silence) [00:16:13]
 
06 Vin Jay, Futuristic, Poetics - Set The Vibe (from Set The Vibe) [00:21:11]
 
07 Berried Alive - Sit There Like a Lemon (from Sit There Like a Lemon) [00:23:42]
 
08 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [00:25:50]
 
09 Architects - Impermanence (Abbey Road Version) (from Impermanence (Abbey Road Version)) [00:31:55]
 
10 Amaranthe - PvP (Remix) (from PvP (Remix)) [00:35:50]
 
11 Scythe Gang 666, Ak3k - Killin' It (from Killin’ It) [00:39:29]
 
12 Nanoo, Extra Terra - Reality Engine (from Reality Engine) [00:41:39]
 
13 Ruby My Dear - Digital Body (from Rémi) [00:45:40]
 
14 Ho99o9 - BATTERY NOT INCLUDED (from BATTERY NOT INCLUDED) [00:50:08]
 
15 bLiNd, LoFi VGM - Into the Thick of It (from "Secret of Mana") [LoFi Edit] (from Into the Thick of It (from "Secret of Mana") [LoFi Edit]) [00:52:58]
 
16 Caliban - Ascent of the Blessed (from Ascent of the Blessed) [00:56:28]
 
17 Kill The Noise, Tasha Baxter, Bro Safari, GXG, Awaek, Kelmo - As Above So Below (Band Of Insanity Remix) (from As Above So Below) [01:00:34]
 
18 2 Unlimited, Remo-Con - Twilight Zone (R-C Extended Club Remix) (from Twilight Zone (Remixes Pt. 1)) [01:03:54]
 
19 Meshuggah - The Abysmal Eye (from The Abysmal Eye) [01:11:09]
 
20 2ToneDisco, Ducky - No Angel (from No Angel) [01:16:02]
 
21 Twin Temple - Lucifer, My Love (from Twin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound... Satanic Doo-Wop)) [01:19:31]
 
22 S3RL - DEVIL (Auvenil Remix) (from DEVIL (Auvenil Remix)) [01:25:12]
 
23 Zeds Dead, Subtronics - Gassed Up (feat. Flowdan) (from FRACTALS) [01:29:22]
 
24 Cosmic Gate - We Got the Fire (feat. Olivia Sebastianelli) (Extended Mix) (from We Got the Fire) [01:33:19]
 
25 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [01:40:17]
 
26 Ekoh - Heater 2 (from Heater 2) [01:44:33]
 
27 Kayou. - through the fire (from through the fire) [01:47:19]
 
28 Rob IYF, Al Storm - Bass Down LOW (Extended Mix) (from Bass Down LOW) [01:49:29]
 
29 Above & Beyond, Gareth Emery, Oceanlab - On A Good Day (Metropolis) (from On A Good Day (Metropolis) [Above & Beyond & Gareth Emery pres. OceanLab]) [01:54:28]
 
30 Crass - Women (65daysofstatic Remix) (from Women (65daysofstatic Remix)) [02:02:17]
 
31 Aviella - Like It How It Is (T-Mass VIP Mix) (from Like It How It Is (T-Mass Remix)) [02:05:13]
 
32 Krakota, Fred V, Tudor - Back To Me (from Back To Me) [02:08:29]
 
33 Brisk, S3RL, Tamika - History Maker (from History Maker) [02:12:32]
 
34 Super Smack, dj-Jo - Fairy Fountain (Smack-Jo Remix) (from Fairy Fountain (Smack-Jo Remix)) [02:15:46]
 
35 Sylvaine - Mono No Aware (from Mono No Aware) [02:20:21]
 
36 GentleBeatz, IVAN, LAGUNE - Old Vlog (from Old Vlog) [02:29:55]
 
37 Blanke - Stuck On You (feat. Donna Tella) (from Stuck On You (feat. Donna Tella)) [02:32:20]
 
38 Logistics - Continuation (from Continuation) [02:35:30]
 
39 Telomic, Rhode - Ups and Downs (from Come With Me) [02:41:22]
 
40 creamy, untrusted, 11:11 Music Group - they're not the one and that's okay (stripped down) (from they're not the one and that's okay (stripped down)) [02:46:10]
 
41 Stabbing Westward - Ghost (from Ghost) [02:48:20]
 
42 Darkher - Lowly Weep (Single Version) (from Lowly Weep) [02:53:59]
 
43 Seven Lions, Jason Ross, Fiora - See You Again (from See You Again EP) [03:01:45]
 
44 O Testemunho - Let it Go (from Let it Go) [03:05:59]

2022-01-24 (Flashback Edition: 2012-08-14 (WT,F Edition))

Tuesday?  What is this, Tuesday Morning Aural Sex now?  What the fuck, Paul?  "Well, perhaps you heard, I just moved my entire life across the country from California to Jersey, and shit's been a lil' hectic."  Honestly, I'm a dumb ass for packing my microphone that I normally use away in a box that's really fuckin' difficult to reach in my truck full of shit.  I'm really thankful I had this alternate available right near the door. 
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.  What is, however, es la biblioteca de mono. ¡Sí! La biblioteca de Pink Monkey llena de queso cottage odio que hace una división larga con sus codos. No codos coexistir pacíficamente con los zapatos? Bueno, creo que si usted tiene un pájaro terrorista con SIDA en la mesa de dominó de la abuela, no debes dejar de invertir en ese filete doce libras con todos los platos tradicionales. Bienvenidos a la edición de WT, F de Sexo Aural lunes por la mañana (la posición WTF, por supuesto, de "¿por qué martes, fuckhead?") Le expliqué mi casco ya! No me hagas tirar piñas a tu hermana. No me hagas! And keep your eyes peeled for video links in the next few days!
 
01 Immortal Technique - Golpe De Estado (feat. Temperamento & Veneno) (from The 3rd World)
02 Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot (from Punk-O-Rama 8 (Disc 1))
03 Molly Gruesome - Bang Bang (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome)
04 The Bloodhound Gang - Mope (from Hooray For Boobies)
05 Blink-182 - When You Fucked Grandpa (from The B-Sides File)
06 The Minutemen - Paranoid Chant (from Paranoid Time)
07 Fucked Up - Circling The Drain (from Epics In Minutes)
08 N.O.T.A. - Fucked Up (from Toy Soldiers)
09 Mud City Manglers - Shit You Talk (from Heart Full Of Hate)
10 Anti-Flag - One Trillion Dollars (from For Blood And Empire)
11 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from Battle Of Los Angeles)
12 Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem (from Antichrist Superstar)
13 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache)
14 George Carlin - Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of (from Brain Droppings (Disc 1))
15 Lords Of Acid - Pain & Pleasure Concerto (from Farstucker)
16 Phil RetroSpector - Heaven's Drive-In (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album)
17 Blue States - Season Song (from Man Mountain)
18 Roni Size & Cypress Hill - Child Of The Wild West (from Blade II OST)
19 Tech Itch & Don Davis - The Real (from The Animatrix OST)
20 The Prodigy - Mindfields (from The Matrix OST)
21 Juno Reactor - Masters Of The Universe (from The Animatrix OST)
22 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty)
23 A Perfect Circle - Orestes (from Mer De Noms)
24 System Of A Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!)
25 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
26 Pet - Lil' Boots (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST)
27 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon)
28 Verachocha - Carte Blanche (from Trancematch)
29 Bond - Time (from Bond Remixed)
30 dj TAKA - Inori (from Milestone)
31 Deftones - Pink Cellphone (feat. Annie Hardy) (from Saturday Night Wrist)
32 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) (from The Locust)
33 Ween - Push th' Little Daisies (from Pure Guava)
34 Shat - You Can't Just Shit (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles)

2022-01-17 (Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition Vol. 5)

To Valhalla, motherfuckers! Emo-son-of-a-cunt-clew to the 5th volume of the Through Niflheim to Valhalla Edition of Monday Morning Aural fornicatin’ Sex! Firstly, allow me to apologize to your over-caffeinated nipple faces for this edition arriving so late. In case you’re somehow unaware of who I am, procrastination has been a motherfucking silverback on my back for ages now, and it took a little while for my skull to re-inflate after being pummeled to paint by said silverback on my back. I have no good excuses for why I procrastinated to such a degree that I temporarily deprived you all of such delectable aural delicacies; I suppose you’ll just have to learn to endure the unknown a little in your life from time to time. So yeah, I was actually still picking tracks up until 4:30 AM, which is terrible since this edition is 3 hours and 40 minutes long, but I chose to nap while I waited. Y’all know how naps go when your body’s craving sleep: they get longer and longer despite you knowing you should get your ass up and shakin’.
 
Secondly, this is all new shit yet again! Still no new Heilung, but there is some news on that front. They’re coming through this area in early September, and I’m fuckin’ going! I, along with like 8 other friends, will be seeing Heilung, and it’s no doubt going to be fuckin’ amazing just like the last time. I can’t wait to see if they do anything new in their performance, ‘cause I’m 100% here for it. Anyway, yeah, all new shit (except for two tracks, but you’ll never figure out which ones they are, mwahaha). I was toying with the idea of making this 5th volume a retrospective since I had already procrastinated to such a degree, and retrospectives seem oddly appropriate to me at 5 & 10 milestones for whatever reason. Re-fuckin’-gardless, I muscled through mountains and mires of medi-fuckin’-ocrity to compile this for y’all’s eager-ass fuckin’ earholes. Not to put down viking folk/metal as genres, but good lord is there a lot of fuckin’ filler out there. That applies to most every genre, in my opinion. That’s why I take it upon myself week after week to put myself through the discomfort of sifting through the blahhhh to give you the ahhhh! Or something…
 
As usual, the more frequently you see an artist’s name on these editions, the more heavily I recommend them. In this case, that goes for Brothers of Metal (although they’ve got a lot of silliness in their catalog), Ensiferum, Eluveitie, Amon Amarth, Theodor Bastard, Danheim, Fuimadane and so fuckin’ on. One track in particular that got my nipples in an uproar is the cover of Röyksopp’s classic track, “What Else Is There,” by Enslaved. The original is one of my favorite tracks ever sprung from the mind of mankind, and this cover does so excellently pay tribute to it. You’ll be hearing that one around the end, so be sure to stick a-fuckin’-round.
 
All that garbage doo-doo trash stuff nonsense done did and said, let us resume this seemingly endless quest through the frozen wasteland of Niflheim to the warrior’s paradise of Valhalla!...
 
Which is to say: yojne.
 
 
01 Adam Skorupa, Krzysztof Wierzynkiewicz - Hear Our Call (Main Theme) (from Ancestors Legacy OST) [00:02:20]
 
02 Brothers of Metal - Ride of the Valkyries (from Emblas Saga) [00:04:57]
 
03 Miracle Of Sound - Valhalla Calling (Metal Version) (from Valhalla Calling (Metal Version)) [00:08:20]
 
04 AURORA - Running with the Wolves (from All My Demons Greeting Me as a Friend (Deluxe)) [00:12:02]
 
05 Fuimadane - Thor (from Thor) [00:15:09]
 
06 Ensiferum - Axe of Judgement (from One Man Army) [00:19:14]
 
07 Turisas - Stand Up and Fight (from Stand Up and Fight) [00:23:45]
 
08 Varien - Blood Hunter (from Blood Hunter) [00:29:06]
 
09 Amon Amarth - Blood Eagle (from Deceiver of the Gods) [00:32:52]
 
10 John Lunn, Eivør - Blood Moon (from The Last Kingdom OST) [00:36:03]
 
11 Månegarm - Nattsjäl, drömsjäl (from Nattväsen) [00:42:27]
 
12 Samuel Kim - Ezio's Family (Valhalla Version) (from Ezio's Family (Valhalla Version)) [00:48:14]
 
13 Dzivia - Dzikaje Palavańnie (from Rujnuj) [00:50:30]
 
14 Korpiklaani - Vodka (from Karkelo) [00:57:29]
 
15 Nordheim - Beer, Metal, Trolls and Vomit! (from Lost in the North) [01:00:27]
 
16 Cellar Darling - Avalanche (from This Is the Sound) [01:03:55]
 
17 Ensiferum - One Man Army (from One Man Army) [01:07:55]
 
18 Andrei Krylov - Lament of the Knight (from Fantasy On Medieval Music of England, France, Italy, Spain for Early Renaissance Lute) [01:12:17]
 
19 Æther Realm - The Fool (from Tarot) [01:14:29]
 
20 Eluveitie - Quoth the Raven (from Everything Remains (As It Never Was)) [01:22:22]
 
21 CLANN - Once Again (from Seelie) [01:26:59]
 
22 Týr - Against the Gods (from Hel) [01:32:48]
 
23 Throne - Viking Ships (from Blvck Ceiling) [01:38:29]
 
24 Peter Gundry - Víðbláinn (from Víðbláinn) [01:43:49]
 
25 Amon Amarth - Destroyer of the Universe (from Surtur Rising) [01:48:13]
 
26 Nytt Land - Ragnarök (from Odal) [01:51:49]
 
27 Ensiferum - In My Sword I Trust (from Unsung Heroes) [01:58:22]
 
28 Songleikr - Vinda (from Godtfolk) [02:03:39]
 
29 Eivør - Trøllabundin (from Slør + Bridges) [02:06:11]
 
30 Månegarm - Hemfärd (from Vredens tid) [02:10:38]
 
31 Guilhem Desq - Le château magique (from Visions) [02:19:01]
 
32 Skálmöld - Kvadning (from Baldur) [02:23:06]
 
33 Fuimadane - Fuimadane (from Vegleitir) [02:30:58]
 
34 Brothers of Metal - Kaunaz Dagaz (from Emblas Saga) [02:35:34]
 
35 Theodor Bastard - Kukushka (from Vetvi) [02:39:41]
 
36 Equilibrium - Himmelsrand (from Waldschrein) [02:45:00]
 
37 Danheim - Ímar (from Mannavegr) [02:47:30]
 
38 Ivar Bjørnson & Einar Selvik - Rop Fra Røynda / Mælt Fra Minne (from Skuggsjá) [02:50:27]
 
39 Heldom - Myrkr (from Myrkr) [02:56:07]
 
40 Wardruna - Raido (from Raido) [02:59:55]
 
41 Gealdýr - Sær (from Sær) [03:04:29]
 
42 Enslaved - What Else Is There (Bonus Version) (from E) [03:07:59]
 
43 Theodor Bastard - Requiem (from Volch’ya Yagoda) [03:12:33]
 
44 Finntroll - Can You Forgive Her? (from Nifelvind) [03:15:04]
 
45 Danheim - Lifa & Daudr (from Hringrás) [03:19:21]
 
46 Eluveitie - Rebirth (from Rebirth) [03:25:22]
 
47 Orden Ogan - Come with Me to the Other Side (feat. Liv Kristine) (from Gunmen) [03:30:15]
 
48 SKÁLD - Ó Valhalla (from Vikings Chant (Alfar Fagrahvél Edition)) [03:36:26]

2022-01-10 (Flashback Edition: 2012-12-31 (New Year’s Edition))

Hooooow's it goin', perverts?!  Welcome to the New Year's Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  This one's pretty special to me, 'cause all this aural sex you're about to hear is stuff that I hadn't heard until I put this particular edition together.  Some of you might hear a track you know real well and go, "What the fuck, Paul?!  You didn't know that one?!"  To which I'd heartily reply, "Nope!"  Hey, I've got over 270,000 fuckin' tracks in my arsenal. 
 
You know what that means?  That means that my collection could play uninterrupted without a single track repeating for about 2 years or so.  That said, I hope you can appreciate how much time I spent selecting these tracks.  Of course, I could've just picked tracks I didn't know from bands I do know pretty well, and even though I did do that for a few of these tracks, I felt like that would've been kinda uninspired cheating. 
 
Anyway, enough of all that shit.  Much like the past few editions, I won't be interrupting the track's flow with all my silly back announcements.  To be honest, I kinda prefer it that way.  If any of you perverts like my silly anecdotes and back announcements, do me a fuckin' favor and let me know for fuck's sake!  I won't bite, I promise.  Unless you want me to.  Aaaand that's a whole other edition. 
 
Anyway, I sincerely hope all you perverts have an orgasmic DUI and death-free New Year's.  If you're a smart pervert, I don't even need to hope, I know you'll be alright and I know you'll enjoy every drop of sweet, purest fuck out of this fucktacular pack of Aural fuckin' Sex just like you'll be enjoyin' that honesty sauce a little later on tonight.  Sooooo, Happy fuckin' Monday and Happy fuckin' New Years!
 
 
01 NOFX - Thank God It's Monday (from Pump Up The Valuum)
 
02 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Tap Dancer's Dilemma (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious)
 
03 Darren Korb - Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) (from Bastion OST)
 
04 Dizzy Wright - Independent Living (feat. Hopsin & SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape)
 
05 With Dead Hands Rising - Hell Of The Upside-Down Sinners (from Behind Inquisition)
 
06 Nile - Kaffir (from Oriental Metal Compilation)
 
07 Yung Humma - Fried Or Fertilized (feat. Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin')
 
08 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - 8-Bit Piece Of Shit (from Indoor Recess)
 
09 Dev/Null - Alien Washcloth Tumor (from Lazer Thrash)
 
10 Curtis Chip - Cars Are Awesome (from Eating Paste)
 
11 Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized (from Reprieve)
 
12 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody)
 
13 Shitmat - UK Swampcore Sucks In Comparison To Techstep New Wave Psy-Jungle (from Full English Breakfast)
 
14 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain't Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza)
 
15 Taylor Mali - How To Write A Political Poem (from Conviction)
 
16 Basement Jaxx - Feels Like Home (feat. Meshell Ndegeocello) (from Kish Kash)
 
17 Deftones - What Happened To You? (from Koi No Yokan)
 
18 Rammstein - B******** (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da)
 
19 Worm Is Green - My Left Red Eye (from Push Play)
 
20 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game)
 
21 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac [Disc 1])
 
22 Crop Circles - Lunar Civilization (from Lunar Civilization 12")
 
23 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere)
 
24 Lamb Of God - We Die Alone (Bonus Track) (from Wrath)
 
25 Daughters - Pants, Meet Shit (from Canada Songs)
 
26 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Megaton B-Boy 2000 (feat. Alec Empire & EL-P) (from So How's Your Girl…)
 
27 Fantômas - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterwork)
 
28 Pain Killer - Guts Of A Virgin (from Metal: A Headbanger's Companion, Vol. 2 (Disc 6))
 
29 BLÆRG - Peak Experience (from Id.Entity)
 
30 Venetian Snares - Aaperture (from Meathole)

2022-01-03 (What’s New in ’22 Edition)

Hell-muthafuckin’-o and emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the What’s New in ’22 Edition! Clearly, the most staggeringly clever name I’ve ever thought up. So clever, in fact, that I’m perfectly willing to take suggestions for anything better than that. I won’t yammer the fuck on here like I usually do, mainly ‘cause I’m fuckin’ tired (as usual), and my back is sore as a motherfucker whose back is sore, or something. Real quick, though, let’s run through what’s in store for us this week:
 
1. Big muthafuckin’ Dumb Face! I have been slackin’ so hard on listening to their 2017 album, but my attention was called back to them ‘cause of a Christmas album they released. In case y’all don’t know, Big Dumb Face is Wes Borland’s other (far more interesting and amusing) band apart from Limp Bizkit. Maybe they’re an acquired taste, but I think they’re fuckin’ awesome and hilarious.
 
2. So, Teminite put out something that can best be described as “pirate-step,” and it’s fuckin’ great. I’m 100% here for it, and hopefully you will be as well.
 
3. A Crosses cover of Goodbye Horses?! Yes! My good buddy Vega sent me that one a day or two ago, and I was giddy ‘cause I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me so hard…
 
4. We got some tracks from artists who’ve passed on, both Aaliyah and DMX, and they’re both sweet as fuck. Keep your fuckin’ ears peeled if you can hang.
 
5. t+pazolite with one of the goofiest track titles ever. Goofy as fuck though it may be, it’s just as brain-meltingly awesome as pretty much every single one of his tracks.
 
6. A new Dog Fashion Disco single?! Apparent-fuckin’-ly! I’ve missed these motherfuckers, and I’m so very glad to be including this newest jam of theirs on this podcast. Someone once described Dog Fashion Disco as “circus metal,” and I agree to an extent. Either way, it’s fuckin’ cool, so I hope y’all think so too.
 
7. New SWARM EP, and two tracks from it featured on this list. If y’all don’t already know and love SWARM, man, I don’t even know what you’re doin’ with your life. SWARM’s music is like dark dubstep; not to be confused with deathstep (although that’s badass too). I dunno. I think if you have any capacity for emotion, you ought to dig it.
 
8. Quite a few Merkules tracks on this edition. He’s hip-hop, and I’ve played a number of his jams before. His flow is tight as fuck, and I’ve loved almost every beat I’ve heard of his. Definitely give him a shot.
 
9. There are actually 4 tracks lurking in this edition that aren’t new. *gasp* What ever shall we do, right? Honestly, after I exhausted my Release Radar and my Discover Weekly, I just started browsing random playlists. By random playlists, I mean one in particular: the Breakcore playlist. At least, one of them. Doesn’t really matter, ‘cause breakcore’s one hell of an acquired taste, so I doubt any of y’all will notice which tracks I’ve played in previous editions. I just hope ya yojne.
 
All that said, let us do just that…
 
What’s that?
 
Why, yojne, of cooooooourse!
 
 
01 Big Dumb Face - Warning (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [00:02:20]
 
02 Big Dumb Face - He Rides the Skies (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [00:03:10]
 
03 Teminite - Sesh The Seven Seas (feat. Jonah Hitchens) (from Raise The Black Flag) [00:07:31]
 
04 Dubscribe - Next Level (from Next Level) [00:10:34]
 
05 SWARM - The Oncoming Storm (from Fight For Your Life) [00:13:42]
 
06 Chris Webby - We Up (feat. DMX) (from We Up (feat. DMX)) [00:18:10]
 
07 ††† - Goodbye Horses (from Goodbye Horses) [00:21:06]
 
08 Igorrr - Scarlatti 2.0 (from Hallelujah) [00:24:18]
 
09 t+pazolite, Nanahira - Is there no way I'm defeated by OTOGE-BOSS-KYOKU-CHAN is strongly provoking????? (from Screamin’ Showcase) [00:27:56]
 
10 PhaseOne - Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein) (from Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein)) [00:31:00]
 
11 Young Roddy, Killer Mike, Iceberg Black - Amen (from Amen) [00:34:17]
 
12 Tetravoid - Always (from Fractals) [00:37:42]
 
13 Myro, Dread MC, Rider Shafique - Who Dem (VIP) (from Who Dem (VIP)) [00:41:26]
 
14 I Broke My Robot - What You Heard (from What You Heard / Killa) [00:43:45]
 
15 Aaliyah - Poison (feat. The Weeknd) (from Poison (feat. The Weeknd)) [00:47:08]
 
16 RZA, Flatbush Zombies - Quentin Tarantino (from Quentin Tarantino) [00:49:48]
 
17 REDALiCE - Crimson Emperor (from Crimson Emperor) [00:54:52]
 
18 Alex M.O.R.P.H. - Future Fantasy (from Future Fantasy) [00:57:13]
 
19 Aaron Spectre - Create the Future (from Create the Future) [01:00:48]
 
20 Vestascension - The Weight of Nostalgia (from The Weight of Nostalgia) [01:03:43]
 
21 Truth - Crushed (Widow Remix) (from Crushed (Widow Remix)) [01:06:47]
 
22 Will Gates - Aftermath (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Onyx) (from Aftermath (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Onyx)) [01:10:41]
 
23 Andrew Huang - Monster (from Monster) [01:13:39]
 
24 Machine Girl - Sad Claps (from ...Because I'm Young Arrogant and Hate Everything You Stand For) [01:15:52]
 
25 Barely Alive - Flak Jacket (from Flak Jacket) [01:16:55]
 
26 Big Dumb Face - Your Grandma Got You Khaki Slacks (from Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth) [01:19:37]
 
27 Astrix - Sahara (from Sahara) [01:23:35]
 
28 Dibyo, Alan Watts - bryanna's interlude (from bryanna's interlude) [01:32:19]
 
29 Counterparts, Mik - Wings of Nightmares - Lo-Fi (from Wings of Nightmares - Lo-Fi) [01:33:53]
 
30 Counterparts - Wings of Nightmares (from Nothing Left to Love) [01:37:17]
 
31 Dog Fashion Disco - Grand Experiment (from Grand Experiment) [01:40:10]
 
32 Limewax, Diesel Boy, Switch Technique, Thrasher - Spicy Boiz (from HouJeKKMuil EP) [01:44:56]
 
33 Rav - Ass Backwards (feat. Open Mike Eagle) (from Ass Backwards (feat. Open Mike Eagle)) [01:50:05]
 
34 Bainbridge, Virus Syndicate - Around Here (from Around Here) [01:53:13]
 
35 Truth - Soldier (feat. T-Man) (Hypho Remix) (from Soldier (Hypho Remix)) [01:57:05]
 
36 Kayou. - Star Destroyer (from State of the Art) [02:02:09]
 
37 Subtronics - Spacetime (feat. NEVVE) (from Spacetime (feat. NEVVE)) [02:05:29]
 
38 Volant, Punker - Godwave (from One) [02:08:12]
 
39 foxwedding - A Viper in a Sacred Place (from FOXWEDDING LOST WORKS 2016-2020) [02:13:09]
 
40 IC3PEAK - VAMPIR (feat. Oli Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon) (from VAMPIR) [02:16:56]
 
41 Meydän - Complex Decisions (from Complex Decisions) [02:19:14]
 
42 Phil Gonzo - Fear (from Fear) [02:22:04]
 
43 Haarper - Evol (from Evol) [02:25:23]
 
44 Laura Brehm - For No One (Tree Dimension Remix) (from The Dawn Is Still Dark (Remixes)) [02:29:17]
 
45 SWARM, SOUNDR - Anyone But Me (from Fight For Your Life) [02:32:36]
 
46 Merkules - Life's A Bitch (from The Man, The Myth, The Legend.) [02:38:16]
 
47 Airmow - Like This (from RUPTURE) [02:41:15]
 
48 Stazma the Junglechrist, Akira - Beyond Help (from 15 Years Of PRSPCT) [02:43:36]
 
49 Ekoh - Save Yourself (from Save Yourself) [02:48:34]
 
50 Dubscribe - Everybody Dies (from Everybody Dies) [02:51:47]
 
51 C!erra My$t - AL I VV E (from Witness of Another World) [02:55:23]
 
52 Clown Core - Google Your Own Death (from Toilet) [02:58:22]
 
53 Vestascension - Everything Ends (from Everything Ends) [02:59:32]
 
54 Complete - Close The Curtains (feat. Merkules) (from Close The Curtains (feat. Merkules)) [03:03:48]
 
55 York - Golden Hour (feat. Au/Ra) (Acoustic) (from Golden Hour (Remixes)) [03:07:26]