Monday Morning Aural Sex
2016-05
Episodes
Monday May 30, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-05-30 (For The Love Of Achievements Edition)
Monday May 30, 2016
Monday May 30, 2016
One of these days, I should write a long list of things over which I prefer achievement hunting. I have several floating around the top of my head at any given moment. Anyway, yeah, this is an edition full of music I’ve come across in my endless hunt for achievements. Not literally, mind you. It’s not gooey, sticky music. Bad joke, but it made me laugh. LOL, hahahaha. I said LOL. Isn’t that LOLarious?! There’s actually quite a lot of awesome tracks in this edition, although once again, I’m fairly certain none of you give even a slight fraction of a shit. I could give a FUCK less, however. Achievement hunting makes me happy, which is far more than I can say for most of the respiring piles of tragic humanity who’ve floated through my life like unflushable turds. Anyway, yojne! :)
01 Kevin Riepl - Gears of War (from Gears of War OST) [00:00:37]
02 GLaDOS - Still Alive (from Portal OST) [00:05:03]
03 Jesper Kyd - Heart (from Assassin’s Creed 2 OST) [00:07:56]
04 ETC!ETC! & Brillz - Swoop (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:11:49]
05 Gaijin Games - Blackout City (feat. Anamanaguchi) (from Bit.Trip Runner OST) [00:15:28]
06 That Handsome Devil - Rob the Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2 - Bonus Songs) [00:18:50]
07 Genki Rockets - Matrix (from Child of Eden OST) [00:22:11]
08 Ida Maria - Oh My God (from Rock Band 3 OST) [00:30:23]
09 Yu Miyake, Yuusama - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy OST) [00:33:36]
10 Alisa - Everlasting Love (from We Love Katamari OST) [00:34:56]
11 Flux Pavilion - Blow The Roof (from Saints Row IV - K12 97.6) [00:39:39]
12 Rihanna vs. Kid Sister - Disturbia vs. Control (from DJ Hero OST) [00:43:43]
13 Jesper Kyd - Welcome To Fyrestone (from Borderlands OST) [00:46:55]
14 Martin Stig Andersen - City (from Limbo OST) [00:51:23]
15 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [00:54:55]
16 Yellow Claw - W.O.L.F. (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:58:55]
17 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (The Theme From Mirror’s Edge) (from Mirror’s Edge OST) [01:01:54]
18 Strong Bad - Trogdor (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:06:04]
19 Toadally Krossed Out - Cray (feat. RiFF RAFF) (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:07:45]
20 Darren Korb - Mother, I’m Here (Zulf’s Theme) (from Bastion OST) [01:11:52]
21 Michal Cielecki, Krzysztof Wierzynkiewicz - Bulletstorm Theme (from Bulletstorm OST) [01:14:05]
22 Eddy Duchin - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (feat. The Eddy Duchin Orchestra & Mary Martin) (from Bioshock 2 - Music From and Inspired By the Game (Deluxe Version)) [01:16:37]
23 Paul Gorman - Cocytus (from Dante’s Inferno OST) [01:19:28]
24 Steve Jablonsky - With Sympathy (from Gears of War 2 OST) [01:21:21]
25 Nero - Promises (from K12 97.6) [01:24:03]
26 Martin O’Donnell, Michael Salvatori - Halo (from Halo OST) [01:27:23]
27 Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:31:14]
28 Akira Yamaoka - One More Soul To The Call (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Homecoming OST) [01:36:55]
29 Troy Baker - Will The Circle Be Unbroken? (feat. Courtnee Draper) (from Bioshock Infinite OST) [01:42:54]
30 Steve Jablonsky - Finally A Tomorrow (from Gears of War 3 OST) [01:47:34]
31 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [01:51:28]
32 Darren Korb - Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme) (from Bastion OST) [01:55:45]
Monday May 23, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-05-23 (Fuck Last Week Edition Vol. 2)
Monday May 23, 2016
Monday May 23, 2016
*pant, pant* Fuck… last… week… again… I’m not normally one to believe in such things, but the moon was full, and I’ve noticed that I fuck shit up more frequently during full moons. I don’t know if that means anything, or why it happens if it actually does mean something, but it’s something I noticed. Anyway, really glad to have that fucking week behind me. I’ve got one or two more especially shitnificent weeks ahead of me, and then I’m fucking hibernating until winter. Fuck the heat, fuck the sun, fuck the beach, fuck raining sweat like a goddamn fucking cloud in clothing, and fuck “bikini weather.” Take your goddamn bikinis and choke on them, you vacant fucking cunts. Anyway, yojne!
01 Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist (from Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls) [00:00:32]
02 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine) [00:04:12]
03 After The Burial - My Frailty (from In Dreams) [00:07:47]
04 BLÆRG - A Quiet Strength (from Auspices and Vagaries) [00:12:23]
05 Atreyu - This Flesh A Tomb (from The Curse) [00:16:39]
06 Deftones - You’ve Seen The Butcher (from Diamond Eyes) [00:20:38]
07 emancipator - Ares (Big Gigantic Remix) (from Remixes) [00:24:08]
08 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood) [00:28:42]
09 The Flashbulb - Lawn Wake IV (Black) (from Lawn Funeral EP) [00:32:57]
10 Septic Flesh - Anubis (from Communion) [00:35:25]
11 Orgy - Dissention (from Candyass) [00:39:40]
12 Dope - Sick (from Felons and Revolutionaries) [00:43:10]
13 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [00:46:18]
14 Godhead - Sinking (from 2000 Years of Human Error) [00:53:41]
15 iwrestledabearonce - It Is “Bro,” Isn’t It? (from Ruining It For Everybody) [00:57:09]
16 Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) (from Around The Fur) [00:59:48]
17 The Glitch Mob - Between Two Points (feat. Swan) (from Drink The Sea) [01:04:38]
18 From Autumn To Ashes - The Funny Thing About Getting Pistol Whipped Is… (from Abandon Your Friends) [01:10:01]
19 Psyclon Nine - Rape This World (from INRI) [01:12:41]
20 As I Lay Dying - Comfort Betrays (from An Ocean Between Us) [01:17:08]
21 edIT - Ashtray (from Crying Over Pros For No Reason) [01:19:52]
22 Aerosmith - Kings and Queens (from Draw The Line) [01:24:08]
23 Dr. Acula - Piano Lessons Can Be Murder (from Below Me) [01:28:59]
24 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game) [01:30:53]
25 Defrag - Color My Dreams (from Lament Element) [01:34:25]
26 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [01:38:57]
27 Nirvana - Stay Away (from Nevermind) [01:47:44]
28 Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:51:12]
29 Bring Me The Horizon - Hospital For Souls (from Sempiternal (Deluxe Edition)) [01:55:32]
30 Stabbing Westward - On Your Way Down (from Darkest Days) [02:02:12]
31 Bile - You Can’t Love This III (from Teknowhore) [02:06:51]
32 Brand New - Sowing Season (from The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me) [02:10:13]
33 Godhead - I Hate Today (from 2000 Years of Human Error) [02:14:43]
34 From Autumn To Ashes - Short Stories With Tragic Endings (from Too Bad You’re Beautiful) [02:19:21]
35 AFI - Endlessly, She Said (from Decemberunderground) [02:28:37]
36 From Autumn To Ashes - Abandon Your Friends (from Abandon Your Friends) [02:33:04]
Monday May 16, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-05-16 (My Roots Edition)
Monday May 16, 2016
Monday May 16, 2016
Awwww yeeeah! This one is a tribute to little me. Not my dick, I mean young me. These are some things I grew up listening to, and by some, I mean that I had to stop going down memory fucking lane or else I would’ve ended up with 2 or 3 fucking podcasts worth of tracks. This is one I imagine you’ll care about in proportion to how rich and famous I am… which is to say not fucking very much. Anyway, fuck you. This is where I came from, and part of the reason why I am the way I am today. So, stay and yojne, or leave and lick an elephant’s unwashed nutsack. Up to you. :)
01 George Clinton - A Taste of Things to Come (from Mortal Kombat OST) [00:00:24]
02 MC Hammer - This Is What We Do (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST) [00:01:09]
03 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [00:05:57]
04 Koji Kondo - Overworld BGM (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [00:07:05]
05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Pizza Power (from Coming Out of Their Shells) [00:08:43]
06 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - K. I. Feeling (from Killer Cuts) [00:11:40]
07 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:15:21]
08 Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League live cover) (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 3)) [00:19:20]
09 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown to Extinction) [00:21:17]
10 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son) [00:26:40]
11 Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (from To The Extreme) [00:32:15]
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST) [00:36:44]
13 Koji Kondo - Title Screen (from Super Mario Kart OST) [00:40:37]
14 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 1)) [00:41:17]
15 Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze OST) [00:48:43]
16 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - The Way U Move (from Killer Cuts) [00:52:25]
17 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [00:56:15]
18 The Immortals - Chinese Ninja Warrior (Sub-Zero) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [01:01:09]
19 Vanilla Ice & Naomi Campbell - Cool As Ice (from Cool As Ice OST) [01:04:57]
20 Metallica - Last Caress (from Live Shit: Binge & Purge (Disc 3)) [01:10:24]
21 Megadeth - Addicted To Chaos (from Youthanasia) [01:11:49]
22 Metallica - Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning) [01:17:07]
23 Koji Kondo - World 1 Map (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [01:23:59]
24 Tool - Sober (from Undertow) [01:24:34]
25 Traci Lords - Control (Juno Reactor Instrumental) (from Mortal Kombat OST) [01:29:36]
26 Vanilla Ice - I Love You (from To The Extreme) [01:36:00]
27 Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son) [01:41:02]
28 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad) [01:50:52]
29 Metallica - Dyers Eve (from …And Justice For All) [01:55:34]
30 The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [02:00:46]
31 Fear Factory - Zero Signal (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:04:05]
32 Metallica - Whiplash (from Kill ‘Em All) [02:09:55]
33 Megadeth - Peace Sells (from Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?) [02:14:00]
34 Koji Kondo - Map 3 (Vanilla Dome) (from Super Mario World (Disc 2)) [02:17:59]
35 Mutha’s Day Out - What U See/We All Bleed Red (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:18:43]
36 The Immortals - Go Go Go (Sonya) (from Mortal Kombat: The Album) [02:22:48]
37 Vanilla Ice - Life Is A Fantasy (from To The Extreme) [02:26:19]
38 Metallica - Damage Inc. (from Master Of Puppets) [02:30:48]
39 Bile - I Reject (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:36:15]
40 Rage Against The Machine - Fistful of Steel (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:38:58]
41 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) (from Mortal Kombat OST) [02:44:25]
42 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Skipping Stones (from Coming Out of Their Shells) [02:47:14]
43 Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone (from Bad) [02:52:30]
44 Metallica - My Friend Of Misery (from Black Album) [02:57:02]
45 Robin Beanland & Graeme Norgate - Groovy Humiliation (from Killer Cuts) [03:03:43]
Monday May 09, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-05-09 (R0b0t Pr0n v7.0 Edition)
Monday May 09, 2016
Monday May 09, 2016
SEVEN, MUTHAFUCKA!!!! Seven goddamn R0b0t Pr0n editions now. If you haven’t heard the other 6, stop whatever the fuck you’re doing in your life (surgery, giving birth, being sworn in as President, etc.), and give them a goddamn listen already! Most of these tracks were picked while I was playing Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit. It’s really pretty awesome playing racing games and such to your own collection of music. Any-fuckin’-way, I had planned to use some of these in my next R0b0t Pr0n DJ mix, but I figured that neither you nor I particularly give half a squirrel testicle whether I put these in a podcast or a DJ mix. I’m fairly certain none of you would even notice if I stripped naked, set myself on fire and ran around your front lawn, but that’s a whole other set of stories, and I do believe it is time to yojne!
01 Varien & SirensCeol - Moonlight (feat. Aloma Steele) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [00:00:29]
02 Alma - Avalanches (feat. Sound Remedy & Kill Paris) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [00:04:31]
03 dj-Jo - Unravel (feat. Hitsune Miku) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [00:08:59]
04 Karin Park - Shine (RoughMath Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:12:52]
05 Different Heaven & Omar Varela - Incredicool (Cormak Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [00:17:00]
06 Condukta - Obskure (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:21:11]
07 Magnetic Man - Crossover (feat. Katy B) (from Magnetic Man) [00:23:48]
08 Dr.Ozi - Beatdown (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:27:53]
09 Bone N Skin - Toxic (EH!DE Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:31:36]
10 Hot Noizes - Залишись (feat. Lime Kid) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [00:35:43]
11 Astre - Etoile Filante (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [00:39:24]
12 Nostalgia - Get Dizzy (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:43:15]
13 Barely Alive - Sell Your Soul (feat. Jeff Sontag) (Eptic Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:48:24]
14 Bullseye - Close (from BEM Playlist: 001 // JUNE 2015) [00:51:23]
15 Phrenik - Stay Where You Are (feat. Nikki B) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [00:55:47]
16 Snails - STOMP (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [00:59:18]
17 Unison - Thoughts (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:03:35]
18 Stereo-id - Sadness (feat. Trixie Fender) (Soummyo Biswas & Souvik.C Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [01:07:01]
19 Tucker Kreway - Alone (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:13:01]
20 Crystal Drop - Dreaming (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:17:22]
21 Excision & Dion Timmer - Out of Time (feat. Splitbreed) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [01:20:26]
22 Blaze - Aspiration (EH!DE Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:24:07]
23 Culture Code - Dreamers (feat. Aloma Steele) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:27:54]
24 Borgore - #NEWGOREORDER (feat. Malcom McDowell) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:31:52]
25 Condukta - Virtual Oasis (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [01:35:05]
26 Traction - Nothing To Lose (feat. Summer Williams) (Guillotine Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [01:37:59]
27 Eptic - Like A Boss (Barely Alive Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:42:31]
28 Secoya - Hospital (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [01:46:51]
29 Getter - Bust ‘Em (JPhelpz Bootleg) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [01:51:12]
30 Nitrix - Fluidity (Exclusion Remix) (from BEM Playlist: 006 // AUGUST 2015) [01:54:23]
31 T-Mass & Skrux - Lost In The Sea (Arkisma Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:00:16]
32 Trivecta - Believe (feat. Connor Zwetsch) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:04:18]
33 Sex Whales & Roee Yeger - World of Dumbs (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 30 // March 2015) [02:09:14]
34 The Living Graham Bond - Winter Hunter (feat. Fiona Bevan) (Bare Noize Remix) (from UKF Dubstep) [02:14:01]
35 PsoGnar - Rain Dance (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:18:23]
36 Reakt!on & Mr. Welch - Open Your Eyes (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:23:34]
37 The Eden Project - Chasing Ghosts (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 20 // June 2014) [02:27:15]
38 RL Grime - Because of U (from Dubstep Top (December)) [02:31:39]
39 Savant - Survive (Marshmallows Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [02:35:26]
40 Virtual Riot - We’re Not Alone (Cormak Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:39:41]
41 Subscape - Turn Me On (from UKF Dubstep) [02:44:39]
42 Tarro - Flashpoint (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:50:13]
43 Splitbreed & Basis - Sirens (PhaseOne Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [02:54:24]
44 Vexare - Vanishing Point (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [02:57:53]
45 xKore - End of the Line (feat. Messinian) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 23 // September 2014) [03:02:18]
Monday May 02, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-05-02 (Pieces of Strange Edition)
Monday May 02, 2016
Monday May 02, 2016
Jesus cunt-trumpeting Christ, I’m tired to the point of hallucinations. I would’ve done this sooner, but for a variety of reasons (including simple procrastination and an unexpected series of events), I’m doing this now. My sleep schedule has been so fucking wackybonkers lately. Yes, wackybonkers is a new word I just made. You might notice that it fuses the two pre-made words, “wacky,” and, “bonkers.” You see, the beauty of wackybonkers is that it’s not just wacky, and it’s not just bonkers. It’s fucking both, which makes it twice as wacky and bonkers. Wrap your fucking craniums around that. Anyway, enjoy the new word. It’s certainly better than fucking, “bae.” Apart from all my silly bananashit details of life, how are all you fuckers out there in the digital void? Welcome to the Pieces of Strange Edition. This one is all stuff that I’ve never played on this podcast before, except for one particular song that I haven’t played in over 3 years. I just wanted to hear that song again, because I miss the person it reminds me of. Anyway, lots of fucktacular awesomeness to look forward to, so now let us commence the epic journey of yojnement!
01 Twenty One Pilots - Car Radio (from Vessel) [00:00:54]
02 Borgore & G-Eazy - Forbes (from Forbes Single) [00:05:20]
03 Savant, Razihel - Light Years (from Light Years Single) [00:08:40]
04 Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love (Seven Lions Remix) (from Cosmic Love (Seven Lions Remix) Single) [00:13:00]
05 August Burns Red - The Truth of a Liar (from Messengers) [00:17:35]
06 Borgore - Ratchet (from #NEWGOREORDERLUXE) [00:21:44]
07 Cold - Rain Song (from Year of the Spider) [00:24:28]
08 Shulman - A Magnificent Void (from In Search of a Meaningful Moment) [00:28:00]
09 Dabin & Kai Wachi - You (from Bloodless EP) [00:38:53]
10 Creature Feature - Buried Alive (from The Greatest Show Unearthed) [00:41:59]
11 Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out (from Blurryface) [00:45:53]
12 Astronaut - Rain (from Quantum EP) [00:49:11]
13 Between the Buried and Me - More of Myself to Kill (from Between the Buried and Me) [00:54:23]
14 OceanLab - Breaking Ties (Flow Mix) (from Sirens of the Sea) [01:01:09]
15 OceanLab - Skys Fall Down (Above & Beyond Club Mix) (from Sirens of the Sea (Disc 2)) [01:07:05]
16 August Burns Red - The Escape Artist (from Constellations) [01:14:10]
17 Borgore - Wild Out (feat. Waka Flocka Flame & Paige) (from Wild Out EP) [01:18:06]
18 Flaw - Reliance (from Through The Eyes) [01:22:11]
19 Chevelle - Comfortable Liar (from Wonder What’s Next) [01:25:31]
20 Daiquiri - We Are In Brandon Walsh (from Babies Making Babies) [01:29:13]
21 Shpongle - No Turn-Unstoned (from Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland) [01:30:02]
22 Ferry Corsten - Feel You (from Twice in a Blue Moon) [01:37:58]
23 CunninLynguists - Brain Cell (from A Piece of Strange) [01:43:11]
24 Twelve Foot Ninja - Coming For You (from Silent Machine) [01:47:33]
25 Savant - Butterfly (from Cult) [01:50:34]
26 Silversun Pickups - Currency of Love (from Swoon) [01:54:32]
27 Sage Francis - Hell of a Year (from Human The Death Dance) [02:00:01]
28 Shapeshifter - Sleepless (from The System is a Vampire) [02:04:12]
29 Seabound - Breathe (from Double-Crosser) [02:09:20]