Monday Morning Aural Sex
2013-06
Episodes
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-06-24 (All-Star Series: Tom Waits Edition)
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Monday Jun 24, 2013
Hey there, perverts. Welcome to the Tom Waits edition of the All-Star Series of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Obviously, this being the Tom Waits edition, we'll be hearing lots of Garth Brooks, Trace Adkins, Nickelback and other such groundbreaking artists whose songs are just… profoundly life-altering. This one's chock the fuck full of metric fucktons of gravelly-voiced fucktacularity, which, if you have a brain in your head, you're fucking sure to yojne. Sooo, lessss go!
01 Tom Waits - Goin' Out West (from Bone Machine) [00:00:32]
02 Tom Waits - Hell Broke Luce (from Bad As Me [Deluxe Edition] (Disc 1)) [00:03:47]
03 Tom Waits - Opening Intro (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [00:07:38]
04 Tom Waits - Emotional Weather Report (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [00:10:37]
05 Tom Waits - Alice (from Alice) [00:14:14]
06 Tom Waits - Diamonds On My Windshield (from Asylum Years) [00:18:38]
07 Tom Waits - All Stripped Down (from Bone Machine) [00:21:38]
08 Tom Waits - 2:19 (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 1: Brawlers)) [00:24:40]
09 Tom Waits - Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again (from The Early Years: Vol. 1) [00:29:39]
10 Tom Waits - Heartattack and Vine (from Heartattack and Vine) [00:32:35]
11 Tom Waits - Misery is the River of the World (from Blood Money) [00:37:15]
12 Tom Waits - God's Away On Business (from Blood Money) [00:41:37]
13 Tom Waits - Hold On (from Mule Variations) [00:44:34]
14 Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [00:49:59]
15 Tom Waits - We're All Mad Here (from Alice) [00:52:08]
16 Tom Waits - How's It Gonna End (from Real Gone) [00:54:38]
17 Tom Waits - Children's Story (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [00:59:26]
18 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine) [01:01:06]
19 Tom Waits - Everything Goes To Hell (from Blood Money) [01:04:42]
20 Tom Waits - Is There Any Way Out Of This Dream? (feat. Crystal Gayle) (from One From The Heart) [01:08:24]
21 Tom Waits - Intro - Better Off Without A Wife (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [01:10:29]
22 Tom Waits - Better Off Without A Wife (from Nighthawks at the Diner) [01:13:31]
23 Tom Waits - Redrum (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 3: Bastards)) [01:17:14]
24 Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) (An Evening With Pete King) (from Small Change) [01:18:25]
25 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs) [01:21:53]
26 Tom Waits - Russian Dance (from Black Rider) [01:24:42]
27 Tom Waits - Sea of Love (Phil Phillips & George Khoury cover) (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 1: Brawlers)) [01:27:50]
28 Tom Waits - Red Shoes by the Drugstore (from Blue Valentine) [01:31:30]
29 Tom Waits - Dead and Lovely (from Real Gone) [01:34:34]
30 Tom Waits - Little Drop of Poison (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards (Disc 2: Bawlers)) [01:40:12]
31 Tom Waits - Midnight Lullaby (from Closing Time) [01:43:15]
32 Tom Waits - Tango Till They're Sore (from Rain Dogs) [01:46:35]
33 Tom Waits - Yesterday Is Here (from Frank's Wild Years) [01:49:20]
34 Tom Waits - What's He Building? (from Mule Variations) [01:51:43]
35 Tom Waits - Dirt In The Ground (from Bone Machine) [01:54:57]
36 Tom Waits - A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun (from Blue Valentine) [01:59:00]
37 Tom Waits - Kiss Me (from Bad As Me [Deluxe Edition] (Disc 1)) [02:04:28]
38 Tom Waits - More Than Rain (from Frank's Wild Years) [02:08:05]
39 Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up (from Bone Machine) [02:11:52]
40 Tom Waits - Closing Time (from Closing Time) [02:14:07]
41 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [02:18:16]
42 Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years (from Swordfishtrombones) [02:22:23]
Monday Jun 17, 2013
Monday Jun 17, 2013
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to a new day, a new week and a new installment of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. This is the Random as a Really Random Thing Edition, which basically means I didn't feel like adhering to any particular theme this week either. I've got plenty of themes in mind for future editions, but these random ones are especially yojneable to me. Even though I often love to sit and listen to a full album by a band or artist, I also equally love hitting shuffle on my iPod or my Winamp player on my computer and just seeing what comes up. I imagine I'm not alone on that, but hey, it wouldn't be the first time my imagination fooled me. Anyway, I've got lots of awesome shit in store for us this morning, so let's get to it!
01 Uraken - Welcome (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD CS Lineouts) [00:00:42]
02 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L. (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [00:02:42]
03 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant in E-Minor) [00:07:29]
04 NaS - NY State of Mind Pt. II (from I Am…) [00:09:47]
05 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody) [00:13:22]
06 dj TAKA vs. DJ YOSHITAKA - quell ~the seventh slave~ (from beatmania IIDX 17th style SIRIUS OST (Disc 2)) [00:16:44]
07 Venetian Snares - We Are Cesspools (from 237 0894) [00:18:43]
08 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective 2 (from I Kill People) [00:21:51]
09 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (from F#A#∞) [00:26:21]
10 VAST - Falling From The Sky (from Turquoise) [00:42:33]
11 Velvet Acid Christ - Dial 8 (from Twisted Thought Generator) [00:45:36]
12 The Jerky Boys - Lawn Equipment Debate (from The Jerky Boys 3) [00:51:16]
13 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - I Don't Mean To Impose, But I Am The Ocean (from Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo) [00:53:35]
14 Mr. Bungle - Carry Stress In The Jaw (from Disco Volante) [00:55:51]
15 The Jerky Boys - Fava Beans (from The Best of the Jerky Boys) [01:04:50]
16 Dropkick Murphys - The Spicy Mchaggis Jig (from Sing Loud, Sing Proud) [01:06:23]
17 Louis C.K. - Unhealthy Father (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [01:09:18]
18 Doug Stanhope - Suicidal Species (from From Across the Street) [01:17:03]
19 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen) [01:19:26]
20 The Jerky Boys - Bad Ass Massage (from The Jerky Boys 3) [01:23:48]
21 Berry Weight - Walking By Your Side (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:26:25]
22 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [01:31:03]
23 Jello Biafra - Ban Everything (from Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police) [01:36:13]
24 Bim - Promises (from Scatterheart) [01:50:33]
25 Eyedea & Abilities - Exhausted Love (from E & A) [01:54:36]
26 George Carlin - Their Kids! (from It's Bad For Ya) [01:59:55]
27 George Carlin - They Want To Show You The Pictures (from It's Bad For Ya) [02:01:04]
28 Between the Buried and Me - Sun of Nothing (from Colors) [02:05:33]
29 Lamb - Gabriel (from What Sound) [02:16:32]
30 dj TAKA - snow storm -original mix- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [02:20:41]
31 Non-Prophets - The Cure (from Hope) [02:25:00]
32 Melt-Banana - Mouse Is A Biscuit (from Speak Squeak Creak) [02:30:06]
33 Balloonsex - My SOUL Will Go On, Celine. Not Heart, SOUL. Get It Right Bitch! (from TIC TAC DRAGONFORCE) [02:31:10]
Monday Jun 10, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-06-10 (Random As Fuck Edition Vol. Æ&!)
Monday Jun 10, 2013
Monday Jun 10, 2013
GOOOOD MORNING, PERVERTS!!! Well, as good as any "morning" can be. Mornings can go fuck themselves forever for all I care. BUT, to make your morning suck a whole lot less, I have continued to make this here podcast. This week is another Random As Fuck edition, volume Æ&! I had to look up that combined "a" and "e" character to figure out what the fuck it's called, 'cause I only know how to pronounce it due to Ænima being one of my favorite albums and all. So, if I'm wrong and the internet played a little joke on me, please let me know. Anyway, for this edition, I thought we'd start at the end and just play all this music backwards. How's that sound? … Oh, ok. Probably a much better idea for those of you who aren't brutally aurally and somewhat psychologically masochistic like me. Yojne!
01 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Agony (Pt. 1) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:00:58]
02 Marilyn Manson - Untitled (Track 15) (from Mechanical Animals) [00:05:49]
03 P.T. Grimm - Crystal Baby (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:07:11]
04 Defragmentation - Stop Crashing (from Self Construct) [00:09:47]
05 Dog Fashion Disco - Pogo The Clown (from Committed To A Bright Future) [00:12:02]
06 Venetian Snares - Fuck A Stranger In The Ass (from Greg Hates Car Culture) [00:14:26]
07 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:17:31]
08 Death Grips - Get Got (from The Money Store) [00:21:46]
09 Marilyn Manson - Abuse Pt. 2 (from Smells Like Children Uncut) [00:24:33]
10 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST) [00:27:12]
11 Henry Rollins - Parthenope (from Nights Behind The Tree Line) [00:31:38]
12 Passenger Of Shit - Suckwurmsoutmyfartingcunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:34:27]
13 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:36:15]
14 Opium Of The Masses vs. Toast3d - Infinity In Totality (from The Lost Planet) [00:39:40]
15 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations) [00:48:34]
16 Sons Of Perdition - Psalm Of Withering (from Psalms For The Spiritually Dead) [00:54:42]
17 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American Recordings) [00:57:40]
18 Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country (from City Of Evil) [01:00:20]
19 The Nam Shub Of Enki Meets Kiki.ILL - Eyn Tzu Oj Zwie (from In The Valley Of Mood) [01:05:28]
20 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Rancid Romance (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious) [01:10:06]
21 Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Critter Remix) (from Long Hard Road Out Of Hell Single) [01:14:32]
22 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder) [01:18:40]
23 Louis C.K. - The Kids Do You In (from Shameless) [01:23:01]
24 Pigface - Insect / Suspect (from Easy Listening…) [01:31:12]
25 MDFMK - Rabble Rouser (from MDFMK) [01:35:04]
26 Dev/Null - Bolt Thrower In A Chinese Restaurant (from Lazer Thrash) [01:39:12]
27 Louis Prima, Keely Smith, Sam Butera - That Old Black Magic (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 2)) [01:42:50]
28 Marilyn Manson - Apple Of Sodom (Live) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [01:45:41]
29 Lolita Storm - Omelda (from Sick Slits EP) [01:50:13]
30 Infected Mushroom - Vicious Delicious (from Vicious Delicious) [01:51:18]
31 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Clip The Apex…Accept Instructions (from Calculating Infinity) [01:58:43]
32 Eminem - Drips (feat. Obie Trice) (from The Eminem Show) [02:02:12]
33 Les Claypool & The Holy Mackerel - Delicate Tendrils (feat. Henry Rollins) (from High Ball With The Devil) [02:06:54]
34 George Carlin - Answering Machines (from Complaints & Grievances) [02:11:50]
35 Marilyn Manson - Everlasting Cocksucker (from Smells Like Children Uncut) [02:12:42]
36 The Prodigy - Poison (from Music For The Jilted Generation) [02:17:52]
37 Doug Stanhope - Remember When I Used To Give A Shit? / Killer Closer (from Before Turning The Gun On Himself…) [02:24:33]
38 The Red Paintings - The Revolution Is Never Coming (from Your Tears Are Warning Signs) [02:36:19]
39 Tool - Ænema (from Ænima) [02:41:13]
40 L.E.D. - ACID VISION (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:47:48]
41 Nine Inch Nails - Suck (from Broken) [02:49:49]
42 Sons Of Perdition - Undertaker's Finale (from Backwater Gospel OST) [02:54:55]
Monday Jun 03, 2013
Monday Jun 03, 2013
…and a jolly jumping jack jizz in a gym sock good morning to you, perverts! Welcome to the 237,271,389,868th installment of the Random as Fuck Edition of THE podcast, the podcast that grants a metric fuckton of legitimacy and worth to the medium, Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got a great big steaming pile of aromatic cinnamon roll and freshly-baked chocolate chip cookie shit for you this morning, so open your fuckin' ears and yojne!
01 Reflection Theory - Bend Your Mind (from In The Groove OST (Extended and Remixed)) [00:00:22]
02 A Verbal Equinox - He'll Use Me For His Needle Show (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…) [00:05:37]
03 Idiot Flesh - Dead Like Us (from Fancy) [00:08:27]
04 That Handsome Devil - Viva Discordia (from A City Dressed In Dynamite) [00:12:19]
05 Death Grips - Takyon (Death Yon) (from Exmilitary) [00:16:30]
06 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I'm Sorry Folks) [00:19:18]
07 Jazzsteppa - AmeriCa B (from Jazzsteppa) [00:21:27]
08 Jello Biafra w/ D.O.A. - That's Progress (from Last Scream Of The Missing Neighbors) [00:25:34]
09 Fort Minor - Cigarettes (from The Rising Tied) [00:28:47]
10 Xerox & Illumination - 3D (from Temporary Insanity) [00:32:26]
11 Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay (from Deadbeat Hero) [00:39:53]
12 K-Step - Da Blues (from Check My Style / Da Blues (SDR12009)) [00:42:34]
13 Koji Kondo - Vanilla Dome (from Super Mario World OST) [00:48:42]
14 Cardopusher - You Only Die Twice (from Hippie Killers Don't Mind Jah Conversations) [00:49:23]
15 Louis C.K. - Sleep (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:52:56]
16 Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Pretty Lights Remix) (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [00:58:04]
17 System of a Down - A.D.D. (American Dream Denial) (from Steal This Album!) [01:02:33]
18 Immortal Technique - The Martyr (from The Martyr) [01:05:44]
19 KMFDM - Anarchy (from Symbols) [01:10:13]
20 David Bowie - I'm Deranged (Reprise) (from Lost Highway OST) [01:15:45]
21 King Missile III - Brains Will Explode (from Royal Lunch) [01:19:28]
22 The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (from Morrison Hotel (40th Anniversary Mixes)) [01:21:32]
23 Buckethead - Jordan (from Guitar Hero II OST) [01:25:32]
24 Abelcain - Harpsicorpse (from Harpsicorpse) [01:29:24]
25 Dr. Dre - The Day The Niggaz Took Over (feat. Daz, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [01:32:44]
26 Polkadot Cadaver - Touch You Like Caligula (from Last Call In Jonestown) [01:37:17]
27 Deftones - Beauty School (from Diamond Eyes) [01:42:37]
28 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (Beatles / Massive Attack mashup) (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [01:47:01]
29 Michael Da Brain - Brain 21 "Something For Your Mind" (Kaylab Remix) (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 3)) [01:50:42]
30 L.E.D. - Infinite Prayer (Ryu* Remix) (from Denjin K (Disc 2)) [01:56:31]
31 Underworld - Cowgirl (Bootmix 1) (from Cowgirl (Remixes)) [02:01:03]
32 Viktoria Postnikova - May: Starlight Nights (from Tchiakovsky - The Seasons Op.3) [02:09:31]
33 The Bled - I Don't Keep With Liars Anymore (from Found In The Flood) [02:13:50]
34 The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) [02:23:47]
35 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man I (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:27:10]
36 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man II (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:31:20]
37 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man III (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:33:48]
38 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man IV (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:39:17]
39 Henry Rollins - The Undoing of a Man V (from Live at the Westbeth Theater) [02:54:40]