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Monday May 21, 2012
Monday May 21, 2012
.?.Good morning, devoted listeners of the podcast previously entitled, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Due to the disparaging comments made about Bain Capital's former CEO Mitt Romney on last week's podcast, you will not be hearing your regularly scheduled programming. From this point on, this podcast will be called Monday Morning Music Registered Trademark Copyright Patented Sold, Bought, Owned, Paid For and Prison Raped Forever by Clear Channel Incorporated. There will not be anymore filthy anti-American profanity or sentiments of any sort. There will only be top 40 pablumusic designed to keep you vaguely content and ignorant. Curiosity, creativity and any true sense of personal happiness will be vehemently discouraged. In God, In Capitalism, In Success, In Wealth, In Romney We Trust. Fuck the middle class. Get back to work, you fucking peasants. Enjoy...---... Make sure to click the linked text below to see music videos for all the clean, Christian, American music contained in this podcast.
01 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK)
02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War)
03 P.T. Grimm - Piss Upon Your Smile (from Entropy's Sideshow (v1 & v2))
04 That Handsome Devil - Standing Room In Heaven (from That Handsome Devil EP)
05 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown EP)
06 Anti-Flag - You'd Do The Same (from Die For The Government)
07 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist)
08 G.G. Allin - Expose Yourself To Kids (from Anti-Social Personality Disorder (Live))
09 Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore - Angry Mother (from Oprah 1986)
10 Traci Lords - Father's Field (from 1,000 Fires)
11 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
12 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album)
13 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners)
14 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual)
15 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual)
16 Nightwish - End Of All Hope (from Century Child)
17 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone)
18 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next (from Forever Delayed - The Greatest Hits)
19 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke)
20 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)
21 The Prodigy - Memphis Bells (from Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned)
22 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
23 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land)
24 Serj Tankian - Borders Are... (from Imperfect Harmonies)
25 Henry Rollins - Visiting Los Angeles (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution)
27 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
28 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
29 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
30 Otto Von Schirach - The Moon Of Christ vs. The Illuminati Rep (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
31 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow)
Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something. I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit! Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes! Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me! I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you? ...huh? Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before. I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die. K? Thanks! Love ya! :-)
You wanna know what's cool? Ice, bitch. Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice? Hmm? How? What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me? Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there. :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below! Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)
03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)
04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)
05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)
06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)
07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)
13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)
14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)
15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)
16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)
17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)
18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)
19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)
20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)
22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)
23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)
24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)
25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)
26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)
27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)
28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))
29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)
30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)
31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)
32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))
34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)
36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Monday Apr 30, 2012
...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when they breath fire on you, and you're burning to death, your charred flesh smells minty fresh... very considerate of them if you ask me... I like socks... and my nipples are possessed... welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex, my dearest perverts... I love you like I love my own penis... I'd love to aggressively stroke you and make you throw up, too... thank you for tuning in... you could be doing anything right now, and you're listening to me... I appreciate that beyond words... anyway, be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos to some of the songs that are featured in this week's podcast... and be sure to actually listen to the podcast... otherwise, why the flying rat Jesus fuck cracker shit have you been reading this this far? Thank you to the vivacious, insatiable pervert Constance Felix for co-hosting this week's Fuck Geography Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda)
02 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) (check out Mark Danielewski on Amazon!)
03 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth)
04 The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly (from YouTube)
05 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone? (from YouTube)
06 The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell (from Memento Mori)
07 George Carlin - Reagan's Gang, Church People & American Values (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)
08 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End Of All Things To Come)
09 Tool - Hush (from Opiate)
10 KoRn - K@#0%! (aka Kuntz) (from Life Is Peachy)
11 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
12 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities)
13 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
14 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia)
15 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll)
16 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid)
17 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST)
18 Incubus - Sick Sad Little World (from A Crow Left Of The Murder)
19 Gostosa - Never Say Never (Romeo Void Hardstyle Remix) (from Reloaded 021)
20 TaQ - Stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite)
21 TaQ - L09663 (from ongaq:stromatolite)
22 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version])
23 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST)
24 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch)
25 Serj Tankian - Piano Improvisation (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
26 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
27 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST)
28 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad)
29 A.F.I. - Battled (Secret Track after Morningstar) (from The Art Of Drowning)
30 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F. [Loud Electronic Ferocious])
31 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones)
32 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
33 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage)
34 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)
35 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII)
36 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)
37 King Missile - Domestic Life (from The Psychopathology Of Everyday Life)
38 Brandon DiCamillo - Brandon's Chinese Freestyle (from Otimen Recording Hell)
39 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber)
40 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Happy Sex Morning Day, Aural Mon? How mouse trees orange toothpaste FARMS! Diarrhea spaghetti flagrant odor muy delicioso! Broken nipples bearing bear children AGGRESSIVELY! Smothering derriere yogurt apple omnibus when pantaloons saxophone little insects (laughing) sparkly genitalia macaroni ... *sigh* Good FATHER mommy time nature FREAK! Sexual mashed po-tay-toes for Joo-lie 47th in the aardvark! Apocalypse wish Trix rabbit, Catholically mispronounced blumpkin MANIAC! Now? Now?! Now?! As crazy Chucky once muttered, "Sanity's a little box." LET'S GO INSAAAAAAANNEEEEE!!!
Music videos are contained behind some of the text like vehement peanuts in tennis ball dispensers at your grandmothers' beach houses! Keep an eye out for those like you would if someone (or you, yourself) had just gouged out your eye and you didn't feel compelled to run around screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! MY FUCKING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!," but instead felt more like, "Hmm... my eye's out. Cool."
Many thanks to the spectacularly insatiable pervert, Alex "Figgies" Ruiz, for co-hosting this week's edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.
01 Ministry - Let's Go (from The Last Sucker)
02 Evil Activities feat. Neophyte - Back On Track (from Army Of Hardcore Vol. 3 (Disc 2))
03 Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (from Mr. Bungle)
04 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog's Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future)
05 Terrance & Phillip (from South Park) - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST)
06 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above & Branches Below)
07 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (from 70's Rock Must Die)
08 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene EP)
09 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes)
10 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †)
11 System Of A Down - Mind (from System Of A Down)
12 Serart - Narina (from Serart)
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu)
14 Tom Waits - Story - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)
15 Tom Waits - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)
16 Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (from 5 EP)
17 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem)
18 The Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl (from Beelzebubba)
19 Leftover Crack - Gang Control (from Fuck World Trade)
20 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from the interwebz)
21 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals (from You Want Some Of This?)
22 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube)
23 Akinyele - Butt Naked (from Aktapuss)
24 Layo & Bushwacka! - Blind Tiger (from The Animatrix OST)
25 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland)
26 Imogen Heap - Hide & Seek (from Speak For Yourself)
27 Insane Clown Posse - Simple & Blunt (from The Wraith: Shangri-La Sampler)
28 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix) (from Riddle Box)
29 Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (from The Great Milenko)
30 Twiztid - You're the Reazon (from Mirror, Mirror)
31 UVC & DJ Narcotic - Can't Fuck With This (from Industrial Fucking Strength 3: 667 - Neighbor of the Beast (Disc 2))
32 DJ Chucky - Blue Mirage (Long Edit) (from Cyber Beatnation 1st Conclusion)
33 DJ Torture - A Message For Christina (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4 - Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))
34 The Lounge Lizards - Yak (from Queen Of All Ears)
35 BIGdumbFACE - It's Right In Here (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
Monday Apr 16, 2012
Monday Apr 16, 2012
HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC PERVERTS OUT THERE! I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP! IF YOU'RE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, JUST TYPE REALLY HARD OR REPEATEDLY SLAP YOUR MANAGER WITH YOUR KEYBOARD OR SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST THREE SONGS, BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK, YOU KNOW THAT LIFE IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER WITH MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and lots of peanut butter. THIS IS THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDITION OF MONDAY MORNING AURAL SEX BECAUSE TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SEE ATARI TEENAGE FUCKING RIOT IN LA, FINALLY! AFTER 15 FUCKING YEARS! JESUS CUNT-LAPPING CHRIST AM I PSYCHED FOR THIS FUCKING SHOW! CAN YOU TELL?! HMM?!!!??!! CAN YOU???!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy. :) AND REMEMBER TO CHECK THE TEXT BELOW FOR LINKS TO SOME AWESOME MUSIC VIDEOS FOR SOME OF THE SONGS!!!!! AND THANK YOU ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN TO THE SPECTACULAR CAT RAVYN FOR GUEST-HOSTING THIS PODCAST!!! NOW, SERIOUSLY, enjoy. :)
01 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!)
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
03 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
04 Otto Von Schirach - Fried Eggs In My Ear (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
05 Otto Von Schirach - Laptops & Martinis (from Chopped Zombie Fungus)
06 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms)
07 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt)
08 Kittie - Da Shit Ya Can't Fuc Wit (Da Brat cover) (from Brackish (Limited Edition))
09 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers e Keith Aazami) (from Enter The Chicken)
10 Killing Joke - The Beautiful Dead (from Extremities, Dirt And Various Repressed Emotions)
11 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid MF (from You'll Rebel To Anything)
12 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs)
13 Tiger Lillies - The Hamster Song (from... Cat's too drunk to care :-P)
14 Metallica - Dyers Eve (from ...And Justice For All)
15 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered))
16 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son)
17 Oderus Urungus vs. Dave Mustaine (from YouTube)
18 GWAR - Sick Of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe)
19 Esham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain)
20 KMFDM - Juke-Joint Jezebel (Giorgio Moroder Metropolis Mix) (from Mortal Kombat OST)
21 Dienamic - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4_ Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))
22 .?. - 022 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification)
23 Chris Rock - Marriage (from Never Scared)
24 Family Guy (Stewie & Eliza) - The Life of the Wife (Is Ended by the Knife)
25 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless (original))
26 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (The Doors cover) (from Atavist)
27 Chris Rock - Thug Radio I.D. 1 (from Never Scared)
28 Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (from Office Space Soundtrack)
29 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
30 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (Featuring Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing)
31 Atomica - One Day In New York City (from Metropolitan)
32 Raimi Matthews - Chapter 2: Cryptic (from Broken Saints Podcasts)
33 Nobuo Uematsu - Terra (from FFVI Piano Collection)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word single)
35 Dir en Grey - Obscure (from Vulgar)
36 Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (from Freak Out!)
37 Rollins Band - Shine (from Weight)
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Greetings to you, my fellow high-minded music enthusiasts. Welcome to another enthralling installment of Monday Morning Aural Intercourse. I do sincerely hope you enjoy the songs we'll be playing today. By we, I mean myself and the mouse in my pocket, Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom. I certainly hope there aren't any Cats around, 'cause Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom will run away squeaking!
Anyway, let me just go ahead and crank up the old phonograph here and we'll get started... Be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos of the listed songs! (Many thanks to the vivacious libertine and insatiable music pervert Cat Ravyn for guest hosting this podcast with me!
Monday Apr 02, 2012
Monday Apr 02, 2012
Monday, haha! Monday, Monday, Monday. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays, right? Fuuuuuuck that shit, bitch! Does anyone think of blowjobs when they look at potatoes? I didn't think so, but some weird Christian guy seems to think that. ENOUGH! LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN' PODCAST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO SAY ON VARIOUS THINGS! AND MUSIC, TOO! THERE'S MUSIC! LOTS OF REALLY GOOD MUSIC THAT I EVER-SO-AFFECTIONATELY CALL "AURAL SEX!" :) Something new and better this week, and from now on, I've decided to add links to the music videos for certain songs. Sometimes, the visuals enhance the song drastically. Other times, the opposite. So keep your eyes peeled for linked titles, and enjoy, my darling perverts!
01 King Missile - The Miracle of Childbirth (from The Psychopathology of Everyday Life)
02 Doug Stanhope - Shake the Baby (from Something To Take The Edge Off)
03 George Carlin - Kids & Parents (from You Are All Diseased)
04 Lewis Black - Headlines Are Punchlines & Crazy Is Crazy (from The Carnegie Hall Performance)
05 Apartment 26 - Give Me More (from Music For The Massive)
06 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion)
07 Nostalghia - Homeostasis, Got My Gun (from Cool For Chaos EP)
08 The Birthday Party - Kathy's Kisses (from Prayers On Fire)
09 Mick Gordon - Voices of Devs
10 L.E.D. - Dawn -The Next Endeavour- (from Denjin K)
11 Adam Ant - Beat My Guest (from Goody Two Shoes)
12 Onyx - Bacdafucup (from Bacdafucup)
13 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup)
14 Macho Man Randy Savage - Intro (from Be A Man)
15 Macho Man Randy Savage - I'm Back (from Be A Man)
16 Kate Havnevik - Unlike Me (from Melankton)
17 Echostream - Creep (Radiohead cover) (from Identity)
18 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Hour of Zero (from The Reincarnation Of Luna)
19 Lydia Lunch - Rollins (from Our Fathers Who Aren't In Heaven (Disc 1))
20 The Red Paintings - Walls (from Walls EP)
21 The Red Paintings - The Streets Fell Into My Window (from Walls EP)
22 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls EP)
23 The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST)
24 Cypress Hill - Hand On The Pump (from Cypress Hill)
25 Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil + Bonus Track (from Revolutionary Vol. 1)
26 Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain (from Tight)
27 Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1)
28 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show)
29 Linval Thompson - I Love Marijuana (from Eurotrip OST)
30 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self-Construct)
31 Pigface - Mind Your Own Business (from Easy Listening...)
32 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8-Bit Head)
33 Pigface - The Horse You Rode In On (from Easy Listening...)
Monday Mar 19, 2012
Monday Mar 19, 2012
What's up, perverts? Welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex. As you can probably tell by the title, this might not be the thing to listen to if you're not wanting to be depressed. This one is gonna be full of a lot of really awesome music, but it's a memorial podcast for Sunny Rae, a woman who I was fortunate enough to know and love, who shot herself a year ago Sunday. Rumors persist about the circumstances surrounding her death, but she's gone regardless of what may or may not have actually happened. Anyway, feel free to pass on this one and wait 'til next week when the music will be notably happier; I wouldn't blame you. If you do choose to listen, I hope you get something ultimately good out of it.
01 00111111 - 06-22-08 (from An Extraordinary Love)
02 00111111 - Black Hole Sun (Onyx Star Arrangement w/ Guitar) (from An Extraordinary Love)
03 Emilie Autumn - Thank God I'm Pretty (from Opheliac)
04 Kidney Thieves - Pretty (from Trickster)
05 Poloroid - So Damn Beautiful (from Nip/Tuck OST)
06 Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven (from Diary)
07 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up)
08 Kidney Thieves - Creature (from Trickster)
09 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgement)
10 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul)
11 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 1))
12 Mazzy Star - Fade Into You (from So Tonight That I Might See)
13 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim)
14 Massive Attack - Teardrop (Like An Onyx Star Edit) (from An Extraordinary Love)
15 Mr. Sam feat. Rami - Surrender (John Palmer's The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials Vol. 1 (Disc 1))
16 BT - Good Morning Kaia (from This Binary Universe)
17 Barenaked Ladies - Hidden Sun (from Monitor This! December 2000/January 2001)
18 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone)
19 Twiztid - All The Rest (from Heartbroken And Homicidal)
20 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday)
21 Free Dominguez - Silver Line (from .Unearth.)
22 cKy - Close Yet Far (from Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild)
23 Atmosphere - Guarantees (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 2))
24 Sage Francis - Keep Moving (from Human The Death Dance)
25 Henry Rollins - Accident (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 Free Dominguez - That Day (from .Unearth.)
27 Johnette Napolitano - Suicide Note (from Underworld OST)
28 The Captains Intangible - Any Other Way (from Diary of the Dead OST)
29 Brand New - You Won't Know (from The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me)
30 Marilyn Manson - Coma Black: a) Eden Eye, b) The Apple of Dischord (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death))
31 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death))
32 Dinah Washington - This Bitter Earth (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2))
33 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls)
34 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies)
35 00111111 - You Still Own The Air (from An Extraordinary Love)
36 BT - See You On The Other Side (from This Binary Universe)
37 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
38 Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (from Wish You Were Here)
39 Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 1))
Monday Mar 12, 2012
Monday Mar 12, 2012
IT'S MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER! IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING (IE. TYPING ALL IN CAPS), IT'S BECAUSE I'M ON MY 4TH LARGE CUP OF COFFEE AND I'M GOING ON ABOUT 2-1/2 HRS OF SLEEP IN THE PAST 24, AAAAND I'M A BIT CRACKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
I finished recording this podcast at 4:15 AM, while I had to get up for work around 7ish. I apologize that this is post is a little late. Last night was a long night and something screwed up the bounce that I set into motion while I caught my Zs (the "bounce" being the coalescence of all the various tracks in these podcasts down to a single file). You have no idea how much I adore you, my darling perverts. Maybe one day you'll know. I've got a tremendous batch of eargasms for you this week. Enjoy every magnificent drop of living fuck out of this one, 'cause I did, do and will, too.
1. George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from... an earlier album of his. I'm not exactly sure where I got it.)
2. Henry Rollins - Sex Ed (from Provoked)
3. Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
4. Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded])
5. Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single)
6. Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some Of This?)
7. Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (from Eleventeen)
8. Serj Tankian - Money (from Elect The Dead)
9. CunninLynguists - Nothing To Give (from A Piece Of Strange)
10. Blue Sky Black Death - In The Quiet Absence Of God (from NOIR)
11. George Carlin - Things We Say When People Die (from It's Bad For Ya)
12. George Carlin - He's Smiling Down (from It's Bad For Ya)
13. George Carlin - Parents In Hell (from It's Bad For Ya)
14. George Carlin - People Refuse To Be Realistic (from It's Bad For Ya)
15. Champion (aka DJ Champion) - No Heaven (from Chill 'Em All)
16. Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All)
17. Peggy Lee - A Doodlin' Song (from Weeds Vol. 1 OST)
18. Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League Cover) (from Live Shit: Binge And Purge [Disc 3])
19. Ministry - So What (Live) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up)
20. Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion)
21. Charles Manson - Don't Do Anything Illegal (from LIE: The Love & Terror Cult)
22. Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerospace)
23. Free Dominguez - Recurring Dream (from .Unearth.)
24. Solar Fields - Still Alive (feat. Lisa Miskovsky) (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from... you guessed it: Mirror's Edge OST)
25. Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl)
26. Silversun Pickups - It's Nice To Know You Work Alone (from Swoon)
27. Between The Buried And Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska)
28. Jim Lawless - Best Buy Commercial (something I made at Full Sail)
29. Heather Friedman - Flashback [Mastered] (from Session Recording 09/2009)
30. Margot West - Catch Me (from Session Recording 09/2009)
31. DJ Signify - Cup Of Regret (feat. Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
32. The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
33. The Germs - Manimal (from MIA: The Complete Anthology)
34. Rudimentary Peni - The Dead Loved (from Cacophony)
35. Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Rmx) (from Cracks Single)
36. Jonathan Coulton - RE: Your Brains (from Thing A Week Two)
37. Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (from Cage The Elephant)
38. Doug Stanhope - The Beautiful People (from Die Laughing)
39. Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice)
Monday Mar 05, 2012
Monday Mar 05, 2012
Another Monday is upon us, my insatiable music perverts! I hope you're in the mood for some aural sex, 'cause I'm in the mood to give it to you for the next two hours. And don't complain about having a headache, 'cause aural AND oral sex helps headaches. And besides, two hours? Where else you gonna find someone willing to do that, huh? Anyway, this week, in a beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)