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Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
How go it in lovely Pervert Land, perverts? Welcome, one and all, to another installment in the Pervert Appreciation Series! This one goes out to my dear friend Veronica Tarlitz because I felt like she deserved one. It’s actually largely because of some encouragement I received from her last summer that I found my way back to this podcast. So, if you’ve been enjoying the new stuff so far, you partially have her to thank for it. Also, by the time you’ll hear this, I will have been well on my way to Comaville, as I’m currently exhausted on an unprecedented level. Shapes now have sounds, and vice versa. Hello, little square. What a delightful little bastard you are. That ought to give you some insight into how awesome this lady is, if I’m willing to put myself through this crap right now. Also, yes, I’m aware this is technically coming out on a Tuesday. I overbooked and underprepared this weekend, and that’s just that, unfortunately.
Anyway, I tried to make this one mostly from the various musicians and bands she’s liked on Facebook, and in doing so, I found quite a lot of memorable stuff. I’m well aware that she likes far more than just that stuff, but it was more than enough to put together a podcast. That said, I hope I’ve made good selections in these various artists’ catalogs, ‘cause these are the ones that struck a chord with me. So, let us now commence the holy journey… of yojne.
01 Born of Osiris - Machine (from Tomorrow We Die Alive) [00:00:57]
02 45 Grave - Evil (from Sleep In Safety) [00:05:21]
03 NOFX - Thank God It’s Monday (from Pump Up The Valuum) [00:08:09]
04 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (from Mer De Noms) [00:09:46]
05 Flogging Molly - Seven Deadly Sins (from Within A Mile of Home) [00:12:39]
06 Anchors Affliction - Abomination (from Steadfast) [00:15:26]
07 Little Big - Punk’s Not Dead (from Antipositive, Pt. 1) [00:20:16]
08 T.S.O.L. - Abolish Government / Silent Majority (from T.S.O.L. / Weathered Statues) [00:22:31]
09 Leftöver Crack - Atheist Anthem (from Mediocre Generica) [00:24:29]
10 Alice in Chains - Would? (from Dirt) [00:27:47]
11 Descendents - Everything Sux (from Everything Sucks) [00:31:12]
12 Skinny Puppy - Jahya (from The Process) [00:32:41]
13 Bad Religion - Sorrow (from The Process of Belief) [00:36:13]
14 Charlie Day - Rock, Flag and Eagle (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) [00:39:28]
15 Heinz Kiessling - On Your Bike (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia OST) [00:39:47]
16 Charlie Day - Dayman (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) [00:42:01]
17 It’s Always Sunny In Tijuana - There’s a Y in Whiskey Too (from Demonia) [00:43:07]
18 Deftones - Hearts/Wires (from Gore) [00:47:38]
19 Stolen Babies - Filistata (from There Be Squabbles Ahead) [00:52:56]
20 Gabriel and the Apocalypse - Systematic Chaos (from Alpha Bionic) [00:56:12]
21 Misfits - Last Caress (from Static Age) [00:59:38]
22 Descendents - ‘Merican (from Cool to Be You) [01:01:31]
23 Puscifer - World Up My Ass (from Cuntry Boner) [01:03:20]
24 Stonebank - Stronger (feat. EMEL) (from Stronger (feat. EMEL)) [01:05:58]
25 Arrows - Don’t Call (from Don’t Call) [01:11:16]
26 Gojira - L’Enfant Sauvage (from L’Enfant Sauvage (Special Edition)) [01:14:03]
27 The Midnight Marionettes - Doll Haus (from They Only Come Out at Night) [01:18:05]
28 Silverchair, Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST) [01:22:41]
29 Hydraform - Fable, Pt. 1 (from Dark Adder) [01:27:05]
30 Hydraform - Fable, Pt. 2 (from Dark Adder) [01:27:54]
31 Descendents - All (from All) [01:31:50]
32 Descendents - No! All (from All) [01:31:52]
33 Descendents - All-O-Gistics (from All) [01:31:54]
34 A Perfect Circle - Passive (from eMOTIVe) [01:34:54]
35 Bad Religion - God’s Love (from The Empire Strikes First) [01:38:55]
36 Empyrean Throne - Usurping the Obsidian God (from Chaosborne) [01:41:25]
37 Facing Fire - Overcome (from Facing Fire) [01:48:44]
38 Hold On Hollywood - All You’ve Ever Known (from Save Me) [01:52:36]
39 Incubus - Wish You Were Here (from Morning View) [01:57:10]
40 Hippie Sabotage - Sunny (from The Sunny Album (Deluxe Edition)) [02:00:39]
41 Joy Division - The Eternal (2007 Remaster) (from Closer (Collector’s Edition)) [02:03:25]
42 Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (from Mezzanine) [02:09:26]
43 Riff Raff - i SEE iCE iCY STUPiD iCE (from PiNK PYTHON) [02:15:29]
44 Rumour Has It - Who Is General Failure, and Why The Fuck Is He Reading My Hard Disk? (from Take One For The Team) [02:18:16]
45 Mr. Grey - Matter of Time (feat. Hopsin & Fury) (from Remain Raw) [02:19:24]
46 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step) [02:22:06]
47 Leftöver Crack - Nazi White Trash (from Mediocre Generica) [02:26:07]
48 Kelly Maglia - Love in an Elevator (Aerosmith cover) (from Just Enough Rough) [02:29:06]
49 Last Word - Towards Obliteration (from Halls of Madness) [02:33:39]
50 Raiju - Road Trip Dragon Adventure (from Non Sequitur) [02:37:20]
51 Misfits - Where Eagles Dare (from Collection) [02:41:27]
52 Nirvana - Drain You (from Nevermind) [02:43:30]
53 The Butchering - Delusions Become Reality (from A Catastrophe of Energy) [02:47:11]
54 NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over (from War on Errorism) [02:50:23]
55 Radiohead - Idioteque (from Kid A) [02:53:43]
56 Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced (from Blackout) [02:58:52]
57 Thrown Into Exile - Declination (from Safe Inside) [03:04:20]
58 Spicy When Naked - On My Own (from Spicy When Naked) [03:08:29]
59 Puscifer - Momma Sed (from V is for Vagina) [03:14:48]
60 Dropkick Murphys - You’ll Never Walk Alone (from 11 Short Stories of Pain & Glory) [03:18:06]
61 Saosin - You’re Not Alone (from Saosin) [03:21:22]
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Well, a jolly good fuckin’ Monday to you and yours, my dearest motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! This week, we have the Vantablack & Neon Edition. This one is made up of goth/industrial favorites of mine along with synthy retrowave stuff I’ve been listening to a lot lately. This edition was a suggestion from my dear friend Lacey, and largely compiled from stuff similar to the Deadsy song, “Mansion World.” I think this one could actually see multiple volumes in the future, ‘cause I really enjoyed both reminiscing on goth/industrial classics, and further exploring the world of retrowave/outrun. Kinda crazy how many playlists are on Spotify for that stuff, honestly. Some of the goth/industrial is stuff I took more seriously in my callow youth that makes me laugh today. Anyway, I hope you yojne your goddamn genitals off, because I’m damn sure I will! Lezzzzdodis!
01 3TEETH - Lights Out (feat. Ho99o9) (from Lights Out) [00:00:30]
02 Daniel Deluxe - Darkness (from Darkness) [00:04:40]
03 MDFMK - Rabble Rouser (from MDFMK) [00:08:52]
04 Razed In Black - Oh My Goth! (Re-Mastered Original Cut) (from Oh My Goth!) [00:13:01]
05 INTERCOM - The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired) (from The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired)) [00:18:38]
06 Le Castle Vania - Shots Fired (from John Wick OST) [00:23:06]
07 Deadsy - Mansion World (from Commencement) [00:26:05]
08 Orgy - Suckerface (from Vapor Transmission) [00:31:05]
09 VHS Dreams - R.e.d.m. (from Trans AM) [00:34:29]
10 Nostalghia - Who You Talkin’ To, Man? (from John Wick OST) [00:38:02]
11 Daft Punk - The Grid (from TRON: Legacy OST) [00:42:30]
12 Daft Punk - Derezzed (from TRON: Legacy OST) [00:43:56]
13 Daft Punk - Derezzed (The Glitch Mob Remix) (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [00:45:39]
14 Black Tiger Sex Machine - Stairway (from Fresh Flesh) [00:49:57]
15 monomer - Title Theme (from The Mummy Demastered OVGST) [00:54:12]
16 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (Re-Recorded) (from Rocks - Milestones Reloaded) [00:56:11]
17 Arcade High - Outrun This! (from Pixel Passion) [01:00:16]
18 Annie - Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown Version Remastered) (from Anthonio) [01:04:17]
19 kidneythieves - Taxicab Messiah (from Trickster) [01:08:12]
20 Gunship - Dark All Day (feat. Tim Cappello & Indiana) (from Dark All Day) [01:12:30]
21 Dance With The Dead - Waves (from Near Dark) [01:17:49]
22 The Black Queen - The End Where We Start (from Fever Daydream) [01:22:10]
23 Ministry - Jello Biafra’s Pledge of Allegiance (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Cut)) [01:26:05]
24 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Cut)) [01:28:47]
25 Fury Weekend - Knightriders (from Retro Rangers) [01:34:12]
26 Apoptygma Berzerk - Love Never Dies (Pt. 1) (from 7 (Remastered)) [01:38:36]
27 Dirty Sanchez - Fucking On The Dancefloor (from Neo Goth) [01:44:00]
28 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Divinyls cover) (from Touch Myself EP) [01:49:33]
29 Nightstop - Drive-by Stalking (from Drive-by Stalking) [01:52:50]
30 KMFDM - A Hole In The Wall (from Angst) [01:58:04]
31 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (The Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [02:03:48]
32 Zeromancer - Send Me An Angel (Real Life cover) (from Eurotrash) [02:07:48]
33 Combichrist - Shut Up and Swallow (from WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? (Disc 1)) [02:11:38]
34 Rammstein - Weißes Fleisch (from Herzeleid) [02:17:19]
35 Psyclon Nine - Rape This World (from INRI) [02:20:51]
36 Zeromancer - It Sounds Like Love (But It Looks Like Sex) (from It Sounds Like Love (But It Looks Like Sex)) [02:25:21]
37 Daniel Deluxe - Blood Magic (from Corruptor) [02:29:37]
38 Apoptygma Berzerk - Unicorn (Duet Version) (from Harmonizer (Norwegian Release)) [02:33:09]
39 Makeup And Vanity Set - Implant (from Chrome) [02:37:20]
40 Mankind Is Obsolete - Silent Killer (I Forgot How To Live Mix) (from Manic Recession) [02:41:26]
41 3TEETH - B.O.A. (from Shutdown.ɘxe) [02:46:07]
42 Savlonic - Sweet (from Sweet) [02:49:42]
43 Genitorturers - Sin City (from Sin City) [02:52:26]
44 Dan Terminus - Pegasus Pro Ultra Fusion (from The Wrath of Code) [02:56:02]
45 Grimes - Realiti (from Art Angels) [03:01:06]
46 :Wumpscut: - Soylent Green (from Music For A Slaughtering Tribe II (1-2)) [03:06:06]
47 Carpenter Brut - Paradise Warfare (from Trilogy) [03:12:04]
48 Mankind Is Obsolete - Awake (Dreamscape Mix) (from Manic Recession) [03:16:19]
49 Midheaven - 3-2-1 (from Midheaven) [03:20:14]
50 Ephixa, Heartful - 2080 (from 2080) [03:23:26]
51 Stabbing Westward - On Your Way Down (from Darkest Days) [03:28:30]
52 monomer - Salt and Sepulcher (from The Mummy Demastered OVGST) [03:33:08]
53 Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Pretty Lights Remix) (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [03:37:26]
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
*meow* *m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m*
What’s up, muthafuckaaaaas! This week, we have the Just Joshin’ Ya Edition! What’s that all about? Well, most of you probably don’t know (or particularly care), but that’s my roommate’s name. This podcast is comprised of 25 tracks from each of us which alternate one after the other. Given the typically last-minute manner in which I assemble this podcast for you fuckers, I haven’t gotten a chance to hear his selections, so this’ll be a new experience for us all. Also, I asked him if he wanted to record an intro with me, but he declined.
Soooo, as some of you might remember, whenever someone declines an offer to record an intro or speak about their tracks, I usually just create a cartoonish version of them and speak for them. This occasion will be no different.
*ahem*
Yoooo, what up, perverts? I’m Josh, and I like coffee. I like food, vegetables, pizza, and water that isn’t wet. I’ve also got a pretty sweet collection of movies, video games and music, and I met Otep once with this dingleberry sitting next to me. It was phuckin’ sweeeeet. Hope you dig my picks like a grave full of… guitar picks, or some shit. Yojne!
01 The Bambi Molesters - Chaotica (from Sonic Bullets: 13 From The Hip) [00:00:59]
02 Twiztid - 4 the nightmare children (from Generation Nightmare) [00:06:07]
03 The Jungle Giants - Don’t Know What Else To Do (from She’s A Riot EP) [00:07:39]
04 Dirtyphonics - Navigator (feat. Sullivan King) (from Vantablack EP) [00:11:46]
05 Jinsang - Moonlight (from Gratitude.) [00:14:53]
06 Poppy - X (from Am I A Girl?) [00:16:09]
07 Le Castle Vania - The Red Circle (from John Wick OST) [00:18:57]
08 Michael Franti - Ganja Baby (from Songs From The Front Porch: An Acoustic Collection) [00:19:51]
09 Frankie Cosmos - Young (from Fit Me In EP) [00:23:53]
10 Stonebank, Darren Styles - Sky Is Falling (feat. EMEL) (from Sky Is Falling) [00:25:50]
11 Bleach - The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meats and Slobbers Even Today (from The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meats and Slobbers Even Today) [00:29:30]
12 Little Big - Fucking Asshole (from Funeral Rave) [00:32:33]
13 Julian Casablancas + The Voidz - Human Sadness (from Human Sadness EP) [00:35:29]
14 Parov Stelar - Jimmy’s Gang (from The Princess, Pt. 2) [00:46:21]
15 Phoenix - J-Boy (from Ti Amo) [00:51:39]
16 Dubloadz - Break the Rail (feat. Sullivan King) (from Dubloadz and the 9,000 Ghosts) [00:55:44]
17 Forth Wanderers - Fuck (from Tough Love) [00:59:46]
18 K’NAAN - Immigrants (We Get The Job Done) (feat. Snow Tha Product, Riz MC & Residente) (from The Hamilton Mixtape) [01:02:11]
19 Sophie Meiers - Wet Socks (from Broken Clinic) [01:06:49]
20 The Algorithm - pointers (from Brute Force) [01:09:15]
21 Poppy - Interweb (from Poppy.Computer) [01:13:38]
22 Station Earth - Cold Green Eyes (feat. Roos Denayer) (from Cold Green Eyes) [01:17:22]
23 Crystal Skulls - Hussy (from Blocked Numbers) [01:21:26]
24 Chromatics - Into The Black (Neil Young cover) (from Kill For Love) [01:25:58]
25 Billie Eilish - bad guy (from WHEN WE FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?) [01:31:17]
26 Twin Moons - Bang Ya Head (from Rising) [01:34:28]
27 Billie Eilish - my strange addiction (from WHEN WE FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?) [01:40:07]
28 Gunship - Art3mis & Parzival (feat. Stella Le Page) (from Dark All Day) [01:40:07]
29 Blood Red Shoes - Meet Me at Eight (from Tied at the Wrist: Early Recordings) [01:44:41]
30 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [01:47:07]
31 Forth Wanderers - Tired Games (from Forth Wanderers) [01:51:46]
32 Stormi Maya - Cannabis Cunt (from Cannabis Cunt) [01:54:50]
33 Fujiya & Miyagi - Uh (from Lightbulbs) [01:58:03]
34 Omnia - Mystique (Extended Mix) (from Mystique) [02:01:03]
35 NVDES & REMMI - D.Y.T. (Do Your Thing) (from D.Y.T. (Do Your Thing)) [02:05:48]
36 Otep - Wake Up (Rage Against The Machine cover) (from KULT 45) [02:08:39]
37 Love-Sadkid - Speak With Me (from Love, Sadkid) [02:13:11]
38 Excision - Home (feat. Dion Timmer) (from Apex) [02:14:55]
39 WYS - Enjoying a Last Swim Together (from Take Care) [02:18:48]
40 Stonebank - Who’s Got Your Love (from Who’s Got Your Love) [02:21:12]
41 Frankie Cosmos - Being Alive (from Vessel) [02:24:34]
42 Teminite - State of Mind (from Uprising (Tier 1)) [02:26:53]
43 Grimes - Nightmusic (feat. Majical Clouds) (from Visions) [02:32:43]
44 Virtual Self - EON BREAK (from Virtual Self) [02:36:39]
45 Gorillaz - Ascension (feat. Vince Staples) (from Humanz (Deluxe)) [02:40:15]
46 Massive Attack - The Spoils (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from The Spoils) [02:42:49]
47 Roar - Christmas Kids - (from I Can’t Handle Change EP) [02:48:20]
48 Heilung - Othan (from Lifa) [02:50:28]
49 Lord Huron - Wait By The River (from Vide Noir) [03:00:39]
50 PhaseOne, Hydraulix - Hit Rwind (not sorry Remix) (from Hit Rewind) [03:03:45]
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Psst… Hey, hey you… WELCOMEMOCLEW! This week, we have the i LiStEn To EvErYtHiNg EdItIoN. Why? Let us discuss. You ever meet someone who, when asked about what music they listen to, claims to listen to “everything,” or they scale it back to, “a little bit of everything?” Sounds kinda like this:
“So, what kinda music are you into?”
“*giggles* OMG, I’m so fucked up. What’d you say? Oh, yeah, I listen to everything, you know. Lil’ bit of everythaaaang. *giggles*”
I’m sure you’ve heard that before. You may even say that sort of thing yourself. Now, as we proceed in this discussion, I’m going to do my best to not sound like a pretentious douche-bicycle. That said, I think we can all agree that nobody listens to everything. That statement is obviously not meant to be taken literally.
Even if someone isn’t a drunken, basic-ass, white bitch (applies to males and/or females, by the way), you know that in saying, “I listen to everything,” they’re basically just shrugging off your question because they have no interest in an actual discussion about music. I think they just passively hear whatever happens to be coming out of whichever speakers happen to be in their vicinity, and they don’t think about it beyond that. I think it’s more that they’re afraid of silence than enthusiastic about music.
To me, that response, “I listen to everything,” displays a laziness and/or apathy for which I have zero fucking patience. That might sound like too intense an emotion than this warrants, but hear me out. I know what long, silent nights feel like. I know how it feels to go days, weeks, months, even years without anyone at all being curious about your passions. I know what it’s like to insatiably search for new music, because I happen to do that almost every fucking week for this fucking podcast. Y’all really have no idea, and likely no appreciation for that, but I don’t do this for the clout. If that was my aim, podcasting sure as fuck wouldn’t be a wise choice of medium.
Anyway, I digress. So, along comes someone who asks you what kind of music you like, and you shrug it off. Granted, not everyone who asks that question is intending to get into a long discussion about music. I imagine most people don’t intend on that. However, in that moment, you’re given a platform (albeit a small one) upon which to express your passions. You could say anything, and yet paradoxically, in saying, “everything,” you say nothing. Small fucking wonder that human potential goes squandered again. If it’s actually true that you listen to a diverse array of music, why not say something more descriptive like, “I listen to a lot of different genres,” or “I’ve been listening to a lot of Australian post-modern grind-polka lately, but my heart and soul remain devoted to Zimbabwean indie-surf-wave-step-core.”
The bottom line of this nauseatingly interminable fucking intro is when you’re given an opportunity to express yourself, fucking grab that shit! Use the power of words to make people fucking remember you, at least for a little while! Everyone dies, of course. Everyone returns to the silence from whence they came, but during this brief fucking window of your life, why not fucking live a little? Why would you just drift through your fucking life like some insentient, passionless sack of flesh? All sorts of reasons, I’m sure. For every inaction, there are innumerable, perfectly valid excuses.
So, you know what? I think this is how that exchange could be improved, at least for the asker:
“So, what kind of music are you into?”
“*giggles* OMG, I’m so fucked up. What’d you say? Oh, yeah, I listen to everything, you know. Lil’ bit of everythaaaang. *giggles*”
“Really? Hmm, that’s nice. Well, you have yourself a good night then.”
Now then, with all that fucking rambling outta the way, let’s briefly discuss the kind of stuff we’ll be listening to (or simply fucking hearing) this week. I went far and wide throughout my vast fucking digital library to find some of the most bizarre and challenging tracks for the sake of being true to, “everything.” However, I also wanted to make a good podcast; one that doesn’t feel like a fucking chore.
Some of you might get some laughs outta this, most of you won’t get through the whole thing, and I’m one of (most likely) only a handful of fucking people on this planet who have actually sat through that 15-minute-long Unknown Track by Dev. I’ve actually sat through it multiple times, and my inclusion of it on this podcast means I’ll sit through it yet again. I wouldn’t blame any of you at all for not doing so, however. I happen to be extraordinarily patient and/or masochistic when it comes to certain tracks, and that’s one of the most challenging tracks in my arsenal.
One more thing before we commence ze yojne, big thanks to Serena for playing the part of the basic bitch. It was her first time doing any sort of voice acting, and she did great.
Noooooooooooooooooooooow, FINALLY, we yojne!
01 The Berzerker - Reality (from The Berzerker) [00:04:15]
02 Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka (from Poodle Hat) [00:05:34]
03 Mark N - I Love Faeces (from Ministry of Shit) [00:10:34]
04 DJ Rainbow Ejaculation - Midi Chin Chin2 (from Midi_sai Hit Parade) [00:11:03]
05 I.Y.F.F.E. - Drama Queen (VIP) (from Drama Queen Remixes EP) [00:12:09]
06 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search) [00:16:06]
07 Garfunkel and Oates - Pregnant Women Are Smug (from All Over Your Face) [00:20:31]
08 Charles Bukowski - The Genius of the Crowd (from Uncensored (Disc 1)) [00:22:52]
09 Insane Clown Posse - I Stab People (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [00:25:12]
10 m11dy - TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE (REBUILD) (from ROARING THE ODD HYMN) [00:26:50]
11 にしかわっち - 君色サイレンマシーン (from にしかわっちの一夜漬けトラックス) [00:28:58]
12 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake (Disc 1)) [00:30:08]
13 Eppu Normali - Poliisi Pamputtaa Taas (from Bloodstains Across Europe #1) [00:30:09]
14 Excrementory Grindfuckers - For Whom The Shit Rolls (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen (Finish, scene flashes)) [00:31:57]
15 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (from Charlie) [00:33:35]
16 Wolf Eyes - Noise Not Music (from Human Animal) [00:35:11]
17 The Section Quartet - Parabol (from Anotomica - The String Quartet Tribute to Tool) [00:37:26]
18 Norrin Radd - Audrey’s Dance (Twin Peaks The NES Game) (from Town) [00:40:33]
19 65daysofstatic - Install A Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic (from The fall of math) [00:42:14]
20 n.A.c. - V I (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [00:47:02]
21 Netsky vs. Marilyn Manson vs. Narcotic Thrust vs. P!nk - Narcotic Pink Shit Heart (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 43) [00:49:05]
22 Los Campesinos! - This Is How You Spell, "HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics" (from Hold On Now, Youngster) [00:54:24]
23 Harpsicorpse - Cysequor Cyequor (from Suite For Harpsichord) [00:58:36]
24 Ove-Naxx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from Midi_sai Hit Parade) [01:00:36]
25 Younger Brother - Weird On A Monday Night (from A Flock of Bleeps) [01:05:07]
26 usedtobecool - disqualified from the human race (from I can’t believe I used to like those guys) [01:14:44]
27 Garfunkel and Oates - The Ex-Boyfriend Song (from Slippery When Moist) [01:17:35]
28 The Prodigy vs. Ini Kamoze - Smack My Hotstepper Up [DJ M.i.F.] (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 4) [01:17:40]
29 Alex Gibson - Hurt (from Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nine Inch Nails) [01:23:01]
30 Frederic Chopin - 3 Nocturnes, Op. 9//ii E flat (from The Piano Works Disc 3// Nocturnes Op. 9, 15, 27, 32, 37) [01:27:12]
31 Insane Clown Posse - Still Stabbin’ (from Bizaar) [01:31:07]
32 Doormouse - Anyone Who Names A Track "Anyone Who Names A Track 'So And So Can Kiss My Such And Such Ass' Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass (from Freaked Out Mess) [01:35:09]
33 Napolean XIV - They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (from Silly Songs) [01:40:20]
34 Skkatter - Please Take My Head Out Of This Bucket Of Ice (from Ministry of Shit) [01:42:24]
35 Nostalghia - I’d Still Kill You (from Chrysalis) [01:45:55]
36 Nicki Minaj - Starships (Chipmunk Drag Queen on Speed Remix) (from Pink Friday (Roman Reloaded)) [01:49:32]
37 The Death Set - Kittens Inspired By Kittens (from Michel Poiccard) [01:50:56]
38 Suprême NTM - Touche Pas À Ma Musique (That’s My People Remix) (from Le Clash Boss Vs IV My People) [01:51:18]
39 I Broke My Robot - Why Did You Have To Make It Hurt? (from Tomorrow Does Not Exist) [01:54:47]
40 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever) (from The Locust) [01:58:29]
41 Passenger of Shit - Suckdogass (from Tough Titties) [01:59:16]
42 Nero’s Day at Disneyland - Money Puts Horrible Boundaries On Human Possibilities (from Grievances and Dead Malls) [02:01:27]
43 Laurie Anderson - Someone Else’s Dream (from The Ugly One With The Jewels And Other Stories) [02:03:47]
44 Wesley Willis & The Dragnews - Suck A Polar Bear’s Dick (from Greatest Hits Vol. 3) [02:06:13]
45 BLÆRG - Dubious Portals (from New Era) [02:08:07]
46 Ian Shoales - Little White Lies (from I Gotta Go) [02:11:31]
47 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [02:12:44]
48 Duke Jordan Quintet - Starbrite (from Rollins’ Choice (Blue Note Selections by Henry Rollins (Disc 2: Night)) [02:17:11]
49 Venetian Snares - I Rent The Ocean (from Doll Doll Doll) [02:24:56]
50 Charles Manson - Sick City (from Lie: The Love and Terror Cult) [02:30:39]
51 猫叉Master - サヨナラ・ヘヴン (from Rain Drops) [02:32:14]
52 Michael Armstrong - Fade To Black (from Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica) [02:37:07]
53 Dev - Unknown Track (from Tsunbosajiki) [02:42:09]
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
emoclewwwwwWwwwwwelcome perverts to yet another muthafuckin’ Monday, and another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the MAW-NOO-SHEET Edition. What ever in the eternally spinning ball of fuck and shit could that be? Hmmm… I fuckin’ wonder. Maybe it’s a new genre?! I suppose you’ll just have to listen and find out for your DAMN selves! You might notice that I included a bunch of Otep tracks from her second most recent album called Generation Doom. That’s because that album is phucking phenomenal, and y’all need to realize that shit right goddamn now. With that in mind, let’s listen closely, and find out how many “F” words that Miss Otep is willing to part with…
Also, yojne.
01 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:00:26]
02 Little Big - Skibidi (from Antipositive Pt. 2) [00:03:38]
03 The Lifted - Mr. Sandman (feat. Ashliann) (HIGHSOCIETY Remix) (from Mr. Sandman) [00:06:18]
04 Borgore - Magic Trick (feat. Juicy J) (from Magic Trick) [00:09:45]
05 Sullivan King - Show Stopper (from The Demented) [00:12:31]
06 Eptic - Bloodlust (from Bloodlust) [00:16:34]
07 Anaal Nathrakh - Forward! (from Forward!) [00:20:30]
08 Otto Von Schirach - The UFO is Waiting (from Draculo) [00:23:56]
09 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:27:02]
10 Snow Tha Product - No Cut (from Half Way There… Pt. 1) [00:30:29]
11 LARS - Stomp (from Last American Rock Stars) [00:34:23]
12 Cookie Monsta - Ruff (feat. Tima Dee) (from Circus Three) [00:37:54]
13 1788-L, TYNAN - A B Y S S (from A B Y S S) [00:41:18]
14 Twiztid - Barely Surviving (Ride or Die) (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:44:47]
15 Cypress Hill - Pass the Knife (from Elephants on Acid) [00:49:13]
16 Prong - Goofy’s Concern (Butthole Surfers cover) (from Songs from the Black Hole) [00:52:50]
17 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Endless Nightmare (from Chaos) [00:55:29]
18 Alla Xul Elu - Pipebomb (from The Almighty) [00:57:52]
19 Dan Le Sac, Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me (from Repent Replenish Repeat) [01:01:01]
20 Otep - Crawling Up (Spoken Word Poem) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:06:33]
21 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:09:21]
22 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [01:12:32]
23 Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster (from Perennial Favorites) [01:17:20]
24 Feint - Drifters (feat. Elizaveta) (from Drifters) [01:20:49]
25 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [01:25:03]
26 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [01:29:04]
27 Shirobon - Regain Control (Dougal & Gammer Remix) (from Regain Control - The Remixes) [01:32:42]
28 Seven Lions, Wooli, Trivecta - Island (feat. Nevve) (from Island (feat. Nevve)) [01:38:48]
29 The Underground Avengers - Thanos (feat. Tech N9ne, Twiztid, Rittz, Jelly Roll, Krizz Kaliko, Crucifix, King Iso & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Anomaly 88) [01:43:19]
30 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [01:49:15]
31 Figure, Code:Pandorum - RedRum (from Monsters 7) [01:54:56]
32 White Ghost Shivers - Sweet The Monkey (from Nobody Loves You Like We Do) [01:58:35]
33 Ruby My Dear - Loulou (from Brame) [02:03:36]
34 Lex the Hex Master - Gangstas (from Beyond Redemption) [02:06:49]
35 Chipzel - Crypteque (Chipzel’s 1-2 Remix) (from Chipped of the Necrodancer) [02:10:04]
36 Katy B - Katy On A Mission (from On A Mission) [02:12:46]
37 Bim - Scream (The Damn Hot Remix) (from Scream) [02:16:22]
38 Graphyt - Evolution (from Evolution) [02:19:16]
39 Carpenter Brut - Looking For Tracy Tzu (from EP II) [02:22:54]
40 Omnia - The Light (from The Light) [02:27:08]
41 Feint - We Won’t Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm) (from We Won’t Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm)) [02:32:49]
42 G Jones - Lavender Town VIP (from Visions) [02:36:40]
43 Melano - Don’t Fight It (from Don’t Fight It) [02:38:58]
44 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - If I Could Freeze Time (EH!DE Remix) (from Enter Eva) [02:43:06]
45 MitiS - Moments (feat. Adara) (from ’Til the End) [02:48:17]
46 Shirobon - Fight For You (from The Arcade Dream) [02:52:48]
47 SLANDER, RIOT - You Don’t Even Know Me (from Monstercat - Best of 2018) [02:56:32]
48 Otep - More Fire (Deluxe Bonus Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:00:17]
49 Tut Tut Child - Hummingbird (from Monstercat 012 - Aftermath) [03:03:41]
50 Little Big - Polyushko Polye (feat. Killaheadz) (from Funeral Rave) [03:09:08]
51 Otto Von Schirach - Ghoulies (from Draculo) [03:12:52]
52 Otep - Untitled (Secret Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:16:05]
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Winter. Is. Fucking. HERE! Perverts, pervettes, mother and fatherfuckers alike, emocleWelcome to the Winter is Here Edition! This is obviously a celebration of the long-awaited premiere of the 8th season of Game of Fucking Thrones! Pretty much every track was carefully selected and organized as each one is pertinent in some way to this particular edition. I’m sure you fucking geniuses probably guessed that already, but whatever. Sometimes, the obvious isn’t as obvious as you might think, thus the motherfucking cockjuggling clarification, ya cunt.
Also, I have here with me some special guests. Perhaps they’ll contribute a track or two in some future edition. Say hi, motherfuckers!
I should also mention that this podcast, much like winters in Westeros, is pretty fuckin’ long. Over 3 ½ hours, actually. I couldn’t stop myself once I started, goddammit.
“Shall we begin?”
Oh, my apologies, Your Grace. YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
01 Ramin Djawadi - Shall We Begin? (from Game of Thrones: Season 7 OST) [00:00:44]
02 30 Second to Mars - Kings and Queens (from This Is War) [00:01:58]
03 Arch Enemy - War Eternal (from War Eternal) [00:07:36]
04 Deftones - Royal (from Diamond Eyes) [00:11:45]
05 Kittie - In Winter (from Oracle) [00:15:17]
06 Walls of Jericho - And The Dead Walk Again (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [00:20:36]
07 From Autumn to Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends) [00:23:58]
08 Black Eyes - A Pack of Wolves (from Black Eyes) [00:29:26]
09 Static-X - Cold (from Machine) [00:31:27]
10 Kittie - Raven (from Spit) [00:35:05]
11 Defrag - I Arrived Cold (from Lost Lands EP) [00:38:24]
12 Lahr - Winter (from Electro Jazz Session (Disc 1)) [00:40:57]
13 dj TAKA - V -conclusion- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:44:06]
14 iwrestledabearonce - I’m Cold and There are Wolves After Me (from It’s All Happening) [00:47:21]
15 Kittie - Wolves (from Oracle) [00:50:18]
16 Sullivan King - Falling (from Come One, Come All) [00:53:17]
17 Kitsune² - Winter Wyvern (Amigesque Dx Arrange) (from 8AM) [00:56:27]
18 Nostalghia - Gorgeous Creature (from Imago) [00:58:36]
19 SLANDER, Crankdat - Kneel Before Me (feat. Asking Alexandria) (from Kneel Before Me) [01:03:20]
20 The Prodigy - Fight Fire With Fire (feat. Ho99o9) (from No Tourists) [01:06:32]
21 Dragonforce - Inside The Winter Storm (from Ultra Beatdown (Japanese Edition)) [01:09:57]
22 Sullivan King - I’ll Fight Back (from I’ll Fight Back) [01:18:06]
23 August Burns Red - Empire (from Leveler) [01:22:09]
24 Grimes, HANA - We Appreciate Power (from We Appreciate Power) [01:25:57]
25 Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown (from you should see me in a crown) [01:31:26]
26 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [01:34:25]
27 DevilDriver - The Mountain (from DevilDriver) [01:38:01]
28 Seven Lions - December (feat. Davey Havok) (from The Throes of Winter) [01:42:04]
29 System of a Down - Attack (from Hypnotize) [01:48:28]
30 Deftones - Combat (from Saturday Night Wrist) [01:51:33]
31 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display of Power) [01:56:11]
32 Gareth Emery - Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Lights & Thunder EP) [02:00:45]
33 Shadows Fall - Enlightened By The Cold (from The War Within) [02:05:39]
34 Au5 - Snowblind (feat. Tasha Baxter) (from Snowblind) [02:08:37]
35 One Day As A Lion - If You Fear Dying (from One Day As A Lion EP) [02:14:11]
36 In Flames - Dead End (from Come Clarity) [02:18:03]
37 The Prodigy - Wall of Death (from The Day Is My Enemy) [02:21:21]
38 Slayer - War Ensemble (from Seasons In The Abyss) [02:25:11]
39 Dodge & Fuski - Massacre (from The Greatest Album of All Time) [02:30:01]
40 Kai Wachi - Bodied (from Bodied) [02:33:00]
41 The Underground Avengers - Hold On (feat. Crucifix) (from Anomaly 88) [02:36:11]
42 Magic Sword - In The Face Of Evil (from Volume 1) [02:40:29]
43 White Zombie - Real Solution #9 (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:47:10]
44 The Berzerker - No One Wins (from Dissimulate) [02:51:37]
45 Behemoth - In the Absence ov Light (from The Satanist (Disc 1)) [02:53:27]
46 The National - The Rains of Castomere (from Game of Thrones: Season 2 OST) [02:58:12]
47 Agalloch - A Celebration For The Death Of Man… (from The Mantle) [03:00:26]
48 Agalloch - …And The Great Cold Death Of The Earth (from The Mantle) [03:02:50]
49 DT8 Project - Winter (feat. Andrea Britton) (from Euphoria: Beyond (Disc 1)) [03:09:50]
50 Static-X - December (from Wisconsin Death Trip) [03:16:10]
51 Washington - One For Sorrow (from There There) [03:22:27]
52 Rogue - Goodbye (Winter Chords) (from Dubstep Pro v.10 from AGR) [03:25:55]
53 Seven Lions - Start Again (feat. Fiora) (from Start Again EP) [03:29:28]
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
“Well, look at this perverted, podcasting motherfucker right here! I guess that one last week wasn’t a fluke!” You’d be motherfuckin’ right about that motherfuckin’ shit right motherfuckin’ there, motherfuckaaaaaa! Welcomemoclew to the 51 Assorted Fuckybeans of Exquisite Triumph Edition! What in the ever-loving, bottomless fuck, you may ask, are Fuckybeans? Well, they’re like jellybeans, but all fucky-like. Take that any which way you prefer, because they are exquisitely triumphant little motherfuckers! You’re about to hear exactly what the goddamn filthy shitfuck I’m talking about, so kick back with a big ol’ bowl of Dumbfuckios and get schooled, bitches!..
Oh, and don’t forget to yojne. :-D
01 Royal Disco - Welcome To The Universe (from Dark Energy EP) [00:00:38]
02 VGR - Mii Channel (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [00:03:39]
03 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:05:42]
04 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Caspa Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Expanded Edition)) [00:10:09]
05 Borgore - Wild Out (feat. Waka Flocka Flame & Paige) (from Wild Out EP) [00:13:36]
06 Ryu☆ - Plan 8 (from beatmania IIDX 20 tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [00:17:43]
07 Bear Grillz - Going Down (Under) (from Mo Honey Mo Problems) [00:19:44]
08 Ghastly - We Might Fall (feat. Matthew Koma) (from We Might Fall) [00:22:41]
09 David Heartbreak - Tonight (feat. Skylar Grey) (from Rose Colored Bass) [00:25:36]
10 Lindsey Stirling - Beyond The Veil (from Shatter Me) [00:28:53]
11 Infected Mushroom - Pegboard on Mushrooms (feat. Pegboard Twins) (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe Edition)) [00:33:03]
12 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix) (from HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix)) [00:38:33]
13 Metrognome - Game of Thrones Dubstep Remix (OO Edit) (from https://soundcloud.com/itsmetrognome) [00:41:06]
14 S3RL - Kamehameha (feat. J0hnny) (OO Edit) (from Kamehameha) [00:44:40]
15 Habstrakt, Megalodon - Revenge (from The Storm EP) [00:47:56]
16 Ghastly - LSD (from The Mystifying Oracle) [00:51:59]
17 Psychic Type - Star Power (from https://soundcloud.com/psychictype) [00:56:19]
18 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [00:57:34]
19 Patricia Quinn - Lord, Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem) [01:01:17]
20 Moth - 666 (Corruptor Remix) (from 666 Remixes) [01:01:57]
21 the amoeba - Evil! Satan! (from gayest shits) [01:04:50]
22 Slipknot - The Devil In I (from .5 The Gray Chapter) [01:05:37]
23 Skrillex & Wolfgang Gartner - The Devil’s Den (from Bangarang) [01:11:19]
24 8-Bit Universe - Never Gonna Give You Up (8-Bit Dubstep Remix) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOyBxTWFAY)
25 Bel Heir - Kiss The Devil (Just A Gent Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 18 // April 2014) [01:16:04]
26 Mark The Beast - In Love With The Devil (from In Love With The Devil (Remixes)) [01:20:47]
27 3LAU - How You Love Me (feat. Bright Lights) (Arston Remix) (from How You Love Me (Remixes)) [01:24:14]
28 Excision - The Paradox (from Virus) [01:29:52]
29 Ghostpoet - Dial Tones (feat. Lucy Rose) (Fear Club Remix) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [01:34:39]
30 Adventure Club - Save Me (feat. Adara) (from Red // Blue) [01:39:08]
31 Mootz - Hyper Elastic (Vodge Diper Remix) (from Straight Up! Presents: The Future Vol. 2) [01:41:53]
32 Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (from Bag Raiders) [01:47:10]
33 Dougal & Gammer - Hard As Fuck (from Clubland X-Treme Hardcore 7 (Disc 3)) [01:51:01]
34 Borgore - Ratchet (from #NEWGOREORDERLUXE) [01:54:17]
35 Foxsky - Kirby Smash (from https://soundcloud.com/foxsky) [01:57:01]
36 Virtual Self - Particle Arts (from Virtual Self) [02:00:45]
37 VGR - Wii Shop Channel (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [02:04:37]
38 Your Fucking Mother & EH!DE - Pocket Monsters (from MOTHERFUCKING EP) [02:06:48]
39 MUST DIE! - Animal Parade (from Never Say Die Vol. 4) [02:10:25]
40 Minor Circuit - Punch Out!! (Steve Aoki Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/steveaoki) [02:14:04]
41 UFO! - LIKE WHOA (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:17:55]
42 Steve Duzz - Game of Thrones Main Theme (80s Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/steveduzz) [02:21:55]
43 Terravita - Bach Off (from Rituals) [02:23:20]
44 Ephixa - Wisdom (Zelda’s Lullaby Link to the Future) (feat. Will & Tim) (OO Edit) (from Wisdom (Zelda’s Lullaby Link to the Future)) [02:27:26]
45 Xilent - For Once (feat. Skyflake) (from Skyward EP) [02:30:26]
46 Orla Gartland - Lonely People (Raise Spirit Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 27 // January 2014) [02:34:27]
47 Adventure Club - Rise & Fall (feat. Krewella) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [02:38:31]
48 Ghastly - We Might Fall (feat. Matthew Koma) (Acoustic version) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3cDQL5vitI) [02:44:27]
49 Heilung - Hakkerskaldyr (from Lifa) [02:47:19]
50 Heilung - Fylgija Ear / Futhorck (from Lifa) [02:50:09]
51 Alpha - A Perfect End (from Stargazing (Special Edition)) [03:02:46]
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Guess who’s baaaaaack? Can ya fuckin’ guess, genius?! It is I, Xtian Silver, Paul Slapperstein, Double-O the magnificent fuckhead extraordinaire from Fucktucky!!!! Oh my fucking me, dearest perverts… we have a lot to discuss, but for the sake of those of you who are entirely uninterested in the events of my life, especially the ones that led me to take a near 3-year hiatus from this podcast, I will save the jawing for the very end. Right after the last track, I’ll be gettin’ real with you motherfuckers. So, stick around if ya can spare some small fraction of a fuck or a shit.
Now, considering I’ve been gone for so long (although not really, as I’ve been dutifully paying for the fucking podcast hosting all this time) I’ve gone through a number of changes. Calm your tits; I didn’t mean sex changes. Anyway, one of them includes a newfound respect, enthusiasm and admiration for one of the most popular metal bands ever: the mighty Disturbed. Over these past few years, I realized that I’ve been entirely too close-minded about these guys, and that they genuinely do have a lot to say. David Draiman is an extremely talented vocalist/lyricist, not to mention the exceptional musicianship of his bandmates. I’m ashamed I can’t recall any of their names at the moment.
Anyway, a few years ago, I made a series of posts regarding their cover of Simon & Garfunkel’s most popular song, “The Sound of Silence.” I really hated it back then, but it’s since grown on me, and I can really relate to what David said about him just vibing on the track, going off feel. The original’s since faded into the background in my heart, because their cover is the only version I need anymore. In fact, that applies to pretty much any and all other music. It’s all just unnecessary when we have such a profound gift as this cover.
So, without any further ado, I humbly invite you to yojne this track as it loops for the next 2 hours. Remember, we are disturbed. We are disturbed. We are disturbed, and we all are disturbed.
...
Hang on, I need to warm up a bit for the laughter I have in my immediate future. Let me go run a quick lap or two around the house so I don’t pull a muscle. I’ll be right back, perverts…
Whew! Some of it slipped out along the way there… 150 fucking percent Giggity, by the way. Okay, I think I’m ready. Are you?
*laughter* *more laughter* *considerably more laughter* *wow, still? Really? Is it really that funny?* *boy, I guess so…* *someone help me, please! I’m trapped in this psycho’s body and I can’t get out! He keeps making me type stupid bullshit like this because he mistakenly thinks he’s funny or some shit, but I’m fucking terrified of him! Oh fuck, I think he’s on to me. RUN!*
*even more fucking laughter… How jolly can ya get? I mean, really?*
APRIL FUCKING FOOLS, PERVERTS! Okay, okay, so it wasn’t the most clever April Fools’ prank ever. I’m sure most of you were onto the farce pretty early on. Fuckin’ forgive me, will ya?
Anyway, yeah, fuck Disturbed with a log covered in AIDS vomit, fuck that cover for ever having been recorded, fuck everyone involved with recording it, and fuck everyone I don’t know who contributed to their so-called success. Those of you I do know who contributed in some way, I forgive you unless you’re a fucking diarrhea bubble of a person. In the case of the latter, just go die. Please and thank you.
SOOOOOO, now onto the actual fucking podcast finally… Oh, for fuck’s sake. Really? You actually want to hear a 2 hour loop of that mewling pachyderm abortion? Okay, let’s see what I can do for you that also preserves my sanity (such as it is) and the integrity of this podcast (again, such as it is).
There. Ya happy? I compressed the 2 hours down to just under 2 seconds. I hope ya fuckin’ yojned it good and hard, ‘cause we have some worthwhile yojne-ing to get to right now. Let’s fuckin’ do this!
01 Clown Core - Toilet (from Toilet) [00:06:08]
02 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [00:07:25]
03 Genetix, Sadhu - Tear Shit Up (from Tear Shit Up) [00:10:45]
04 Twiztid - livin @ the bottom (from livin @ the bottom) [00:14:51]
05 Snails & Adventure Club - Follow Me (feat. Sara Diamond) [00:18:14]
06 The Prodigy - Timebomb Zone (from No Tourists) [00:21:13]
07 Omnia - CYBERPUNK (Extended Mix) (from CYBERPUNK) [00:24:32]
08 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - In the Name of Breakcore (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [00:29:09]
09 Stonebank - Ripped to Pieces (feat. EMEL) (from Ripped to Pieces) [00:31:31]
10 Ho99o9 - Mega City Nine (unknown virus 4.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [00:35:51]
11 Lost Kings - Phone Down (feat. Emily Warren) (Dodge & Fuski Remix) (from Phone Down (Remixes)) [00:38:05]
12 Clockwork - Surge (feat. Wynter Gordon) (Deorro Remix) (from Surge (Remixes)) [00:41:19]
13 FantomenK & meganeko - Crystal Tokyo (from Crystal Tokyo) [00:46:04]
14 Sullivan King - Dropkick (TYNAN Remix) (from Come One, Come All Remixes) [00:51:16]
15 Josh A & Iamjakehill - Suicidal Thoughts (from Better Off Dead) [00:54:59]
16 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (from Be Alright (feat. EMEL)) [00:57:57]
17 Little Big - Faradenza (from Antipositive, Pt. 1) [01:02:51]
18 Sadhu - Loud Noises VIP (from Adventure Grime) [01:05:19]
19 Otto Von Schirach - Captive Earth People (from Captive Earth People) [01:08:59]
20 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [01:12:04]
21 M|O|O|N - Dust (from Particles) [01:15:22]
22 Terravita & Chime - Go Higher (feat. Akylla) (from Go Higher) [01:20:19]
23 Celldweller - The Imperial March (Pegboard Nerds Remix) (from The Imperial March (Pegboard Nerds Remix)) [01:24:31]
24 Ghost of a Gentleman - Smothered (from Empty Room) [01:28:52]
25 Bassnectar - Level Up (feat. Levit∆te & Macntaj) (from Unlimited) [01:33:45]
26 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [01:37:55]
27 Shirobon - Born Survivor (from Back Tracking) [01:41:58]
28 Chime - Double Jump (from Experience Points) [01:46:58]
29 Ruby My Dear - Croque Monsieur à Disneyland (from Brame) [01:49:28]
30 Jai Wolf - Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR) (from Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR)) [01:54:29]
31 Ghostemane - Bonesaw (from N / O / I / S / E) [01:59:39]
32 Dodge & Fuski - Substance Abuse (from Sucker Punch EP) [02:01:31]
33 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - Laser Barf (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [02:06:51]
34 Little Big - Dead Unicorn (from Funeral Rave) [02:10:44]
35 Shirobon - Golden Apples (from Golden Apples EP) [02:15:17]
36 Mux Mool - Get Better John (from Skulltaste) [02:18:24]
37 The Prodigy - We Live Forever (from No Tourists) [02:21:54]
38 Otto Von Schirach - Flying Saucer (from Captive Earth People) [02:25:34]
39 Shirobon - Fox (from Dimensions) [02:28:29]
40 Vampa - Chillin, Killin (from Chillin, Killin) [02:33:40]
41 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imago) [02:37:10]
42 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [02:43:34]
43 Me - Words Falling (from My Face Hole) [02:53:22]
Monday Jul 18, 2016
Monday Jul 18, 2016
You know what this edition is called? Yeah, that’s right. Fuck Summer. Know why? Because the only thing that was ever awesome about summer is that we got time off from the batshit indoctrinating garbage fed to us for 10 months out of every year in public schools. Not to mention that summers didn’t use to be so goddamn fucking hot. Yeah, there used to be a time when you could go outside and enjoy yourself. I never really did that shit, but at least the option was there. At least it wasn’t so goddamn terrible if I was forced outside for some reason. Last year, I had to set up a PA system at an outdoor camp theater, and I had to stop about 8 times because I felt like I was going to fucking pass out from exhaustion or heatstroke or whatever the fuck. Plus, this is fucking New Jersey weather that I’m talking about. I can scarcely imagine what summer is like around the fucking equator. Whatever, though. Some of you still like the summer for some fuckin’ reason. I’ll never understand it, but I’ll bet you could understand why I hate it, and why I love fall and winter so drastically in opposition. Anyway, enough of my ranting nonsense. Here are a bunch of cool fuckin’ tracks about winter.
01 Bill Hicks - Summertime (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1) [00:00:40]
02 DT8 Project - Winter (feat. Andrea Britton) (from Euphoria: Beyond (Disc 1)) [00:03:13]
03 Anamanaguchi - Another Winter (from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game OST) [00:09:55]
04 Deadisdeadisdead - Wintermute (from Suture Self) [00:12:36]
05 Kittie - In Winter (from Oracle) [00:15:56]
06 Rogue - Goodbye (Winter Chords) (from Dubstep Pro v.10 from AGR) [00:21:14]
07 Winter Demon - Suffocation (from Fear Psychosis) [00:24:50]
08 Kitsune² - Winter Wyvern (For Katie) (from 8AM) [00:31:53]
09 The Living Graham Bond - Winter Hunter (feat. Fiona Bevan (Bare Noize Remix) (from UKF Dubstep) [00:34:02]
10 dj TAKA - V -conclusion- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:38:25]
11 Tori Amos - Winter (from Little Earthquakes) [00:41:48]
12 A.F.I. - Winter’s Tale (from Warped Tour 2001 Compilation) [00:47:25]
13 Kitsune² - Winter Wyvern (Amigesque Dx Arrange) (from 8AM) [00:50:46]
14 削除 - Healing Vision (winter wind mix) (from Dear,Mr.NAOKI) [00:52:57]
15 dj TAKA - snow storm -original mix- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:56:57]
16 Tsy Ryu - Winterfall (L’arc en ciel/Tsy Ryu) (from Infinite Game Music Vol. 4) [01:01:17]
17 DJ Munetica - WINTERDRIVE (from Trancemaster Full Versions) [01:03:49]
18 Max Graham - Sun In The Winter (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix) (from Trance Woman Voices Vol. 2) [01:09:15]
19 Gridlock - The 8th Winter (from Formless) [01:18:24]
20 The Fall Of Troy - Vomiting Winter (USB Demo) (from In The Unlikely Event) [01:21:47]
21 dj TAKA - Frozen Ray (from milestone (Disc 1)) [01:26:04]
22 Owl Challenger - Electric Winter (from I Just Drank Poison) [01:29:45]
23 Electro-Jazz - Winter-Lahr (from Electro Jazz Session (Disc 1)) [01:31:22]
24 The Main Drag - A Jagged Gorgeous Winter (RB2 Remix) (from Rock Band 2 OST) [01:34:30]
25 Logistics - Winter Blues (from Now More Than Ever) [01:38:23]
26 Epsilon - Simon Says Winter (from Fist 34 Christ As Bath Toy) [01:43:54]
27 Jason Burns & Sarah Winters - Lightweight (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 21 // July 2014) [01:49:53]
28 Winter Face - Circles (from Underside LP 3) [01:53:54]
29 Winter Pageant - Aromabar (from Vienna Scientists - A Selection Into Dub Funk Trip Hop Drum 'N' Bass) [01:59:21]
30 Mnoki - Winter Trees (from Trees In Movement) [02:02:53]
Monday Jul 11, 2016
Monday Jul 11, 2016
This is basically a continuation of last week’s edition since the title, “Live Conveniently Or Die,” is from the same stanza in Sunset. Similar variety of anthems for pitiful little malcontents like me. Yojne! Or don’t. Or yojne. Yojneing is way better.
01 Pigface - Binary System (from Easy Listening…) [00:00:11]
02 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [00:03:28]
03 Scars On Broadway - They Say (from Scars On Broadway) [00:07:21]
04 Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem (from Antichrist Superstar) [00:10:06]
05 Walls Of Jericho - Misanthropy (from The Bound Feed The Gagged) [00:14:24]
06 Bad Acid Trip - Jump Rope - Spray Water (from Lynch The Weirdo) [00:16:43]
07 Hopsin - I Just Can’t (from Pound Syndrome) [00:19:30]
08 Richard Cheese - People Equal Shit (from Aperitif For Destruction) [00:23:46]
09 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:25:45]
10 Revolting Cocks - Abundant Redundancy (Clockworks and Cold Steel Mix) (from Sex-O MiXXX-O) [00:30:44]
11 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [00:36:04]
12 Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama of the End Times (from Last Tour On Earth) [00:40:57]
13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:44:54]
14 Ministry - WTV (from Houses of the Molé) [00:48:38]
15 Psyclon Nine - As You Sleep (from Divine Infekt) [00:53:03]
16 Fear Factory - Fear Campaign (from Mechanize) [00:56:49]
17 Sage Francis - Makeshift Patriot (from Punk-O-Rama 8 (Disc 1)) [01:01:38]
18 Jello Biafra w/ D.O.A. - Power Is Boring (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [01:07:28]
19 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [01:10:15]
20 Walls of Jericho - A Trigger Full of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:14:54]
21 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:18:42]
22 Sage Francis - Waterline (from Human The Death Dance) [01:22:07]
23 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & a Thief) [01:24:10]
24 Otep - Numb and Dumb (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:27:36]
25 Marilyn Manson - I Want To Disappear (from Mechanical Animals) [01:31:38]
26 Marilyn Manson - Wrapped In Plastic (from Portrait Of An American Family) [01:34:19]
27 Otep - March of the Martyrs (from The Ascension) [01:39:32]
28 Pigface - Nutopia (from A New High In Low (Disc 1)) [01:43:47]
29 Scars On Broadway - Enemy (from Scars On Broadway) [01:48:13]
30 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End of All Things To Come) [01:51:16]
31 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [01:54:17]
32 Bad Acid Trip - Zombie Nation (from Lynch The Weirdo) [01:58:10]
33 Transplants - D.R.E.A.M. (from Transplants) [02:00:59]
34 A.O.A. - Who Are They Trying To Con (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 3: Anti-Society) [02:05:39]
35 KMFDM - Dogma (from XTORT) [02:09:13]
36 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1) [02:13:17]
37 Marilyn Manson - The Last Day On Earth (from Last Tour On Earth) [02:16:28]
38 Serj Tankian - Elect The Dead (from Elect The Dead) [02:20:37]