Monday Morning Aural Sex
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Wednesday Dec 28, 2022
Wednesday Dec 28, 2022
Part 2, muthafuckas! Lessdodis!
01 Big Dumb Face - Warning (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [00:00:02]
02 Princess Nokia - Welcome to the Circus (from Everything Sucks) [00:00:53]
03 Elon Dust - ENJOY (from ENJOY) [00:02:43]
04 El Michels Affair - C.R.E.A.M. (from Enter The 37th Chamber) [00:06:43]
05 Christine - Death On Wheels Part I (from Death On Wheels) [00:09:32]
06 LLLLNNNN - Take Control (from Take Control) [00:14:46]
07 YONAKA - Seize the Power (from Seize the Power) [00:18:05]
08 Impulse Wave - Fall To Dictators (from Fall To Dictators) [00:20:42]
09 The Qemists - Run You (from Warrior Sound (Deluxe Edition)) [00:26:56]
10 Excision, The Frim - X Up (feat. Messinian) (Erotic Cafe' Remix) (from X Up The Remixes) [00:31:13]
11 DAAYBREAAK, ParadoxOfRoze - Follow Me (from Follow Me) [00:34:53]
12 Syncatto, LEVY - Let Us Dance (from A Place to Breathe) [00:38:39]
13 Shiruetto - La Musique (from Era) [00:43:34]
14 t+pazolite - BIG HEAD BANGING (from BIG HEAD BANGING) [00:46:45]
15 Euzen - The Stage (from Metamorph) [00:48:59]
16 Ov Sulfur - Stained In Rot (from Stained In Rot) [00:52:51]
17 Thank You Scientist - Gigglebutton (from Plague Accommodations) [00:57:03]
18 chaos.sequence - < X:E:N:O > (from the ties that bind the flesh and mind) [00:58:56]
19 |||||||||||||||||||| - Brainjazz Reprise (from Brainjazz Reprise) [01:00:52]
20 Meredith Bull - mushrooms/deadpeople (from mushrooms/deadpeople) [01:04:03]
21 Songleikr - Ravnene (from Godtfolk) [01:06:23]
22 Kobaryo - Tool-Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance RMX) (from MIXPEED ACTION) [01:09:42]
23 Berried Alive - Go Pluck Yourself (from Go Pluck Yourself) [01:13:50]
24 Ocean Kelly - Millennium Freestyle (from Millennium Freestyle) [01:18:19]
25 Heilung - Anoana (from Drif) [01:20:11]
26 Acrnym - Sexx Pimp (from Bone Structure) [01:24:59]
27 Childish Gambino - Me and Your Mama (from “Awaken, My Love!”) [01:29:17]
28 Lil Mariko - Hi, I'm a Slut (from Lil Mariko) [01:35:35]
29 S3RL - Bass Slut (from Bass Slut / It Went / Crazy Ass Bitch) [01:38:23]
30 Bad Cop, Bad Cop - Anti Love Song (from Not Sorry) [01:43:44]
31 Tokyo Rose, Social Kid - Forever (from Forever) [01:45:59]
32 MORIS BLAK, Kofin - Malevolent (from Malevolent) [01:50:52]
33 Luna Lofi - Silent Hill Theme (Lofi) (from Horror Lofi (Collection I)) [01:54:59]
34 CORPSE, OmenXIII - POLTERGEIST! (from POLTERGEIST!) [01:57:31]
35 Figure - The Cenobites (from Monsters 13) [01:59:09]
36 Zardonic - Raise Hell (from Antihero) [02:02:31]
37 Twin Temple - Lucifer, My Love (from Twin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound... Satanic Doo-Wop)) [02:07:08]
38 We Are Magonia - Satanic Worship (from Apocalypse) [02:12:50]
39 HIGHSOCIETY - Burn (feat. Craig Mabbitt of Escape The Fate) (from Burn (feat. Craig Mabbitt of Escape The Fate)) [02:17:26]
40 Zeds Dead - Fugue in D minor (from Spotify Singles) [02:20:41]
41 Animals As Leaders - Micro-Aggressions (from Parrhesia) [02:25:17]
42 Architects - be very afraid (from the classic symptoms of a broken spirit) [02:29:23]
43 To The Grave - Axe of Kindness (from Axe of Kindness) [02:33:37]
44 Harley Poe - Ima Killer (from Satan, Sex and No Regrets) [02:37:42]
45 Audiofreq - Cyborg (from Cyborg) [02:41:34]
46 :Wumpscut: - Kill That Little Fuck (from Women and Satan First) [02:44:26]
47 Car Bomb - Dissect Yourself (from Mordial) [02:49:48]
48 Strange Bones, Death Blooms - 25 Thousand Volts (from 25 Thousand Volts) [02:52:52]
49 Mega Ran, Zaid Tabani, Ill Al, Lost Perception - YOU DIED (ELDEN RING) (from YOU DIED (ELDEN RING)) [02:55:19]
50 Penelope Scott - American Healthcare (Glitzy) (from Public Void) [02:59:45]
51 Board-Man - Thriller (from Thriller) [03:04:11]
52 Terra Genesis - Super Mario World (Castle Theme) (from Super Mario World (Castle Theme)) [03:06:26]
53 Coffee Shop Jungle, Makoto - Monmouth (from Monmouth) [03:10:01]
54 Excision, Dion Timmer - Mirror (Kai Wachi Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [03:12:45]
55 Hi-Rez, KR$NA, Tech N9ne, A-F-R-O, Joell Ortiz, Twista, Bizzy Bone - Overdrive (from Overdrive) [03:16:38]
56 BLÆRG - Frenetic Enumeration (from Sonolumiscent) [03:23:45]
57 Living Machines - Dominion (from Dominion) [03:28:36]
58 Kanonenfieber - Stop The War (from Stop The War) [03:33:12]
59 Fox Stevenson - Victory Over Truth (from Victory Over Truth) [03:38:19]
60 Blanke - Echo Chamber (from Land Of The Wayfarer) [03:41:29]
61 w00ds - October (from Fall EP) [03:45:54]
62 Dzivia - Vataha (from Rujnuj) [03:48:36]
63 Euzen - Wasted (from Metamorph) [03:55:39]
64 IC3PEAK - This World Is Sick (from This World Is Sick) [03:58:56]
65 Crossfaith, Ralph - Gimme Danger (from Gimme Danger) [04:00:43]
66 Excision, Dion Timmer - End Of The World (feat. Donna Tella) (from Onyx) [04:04:05]
67 Ekoh, Loveless - WAYSIDE (from WAYSIDE) [04:07:43]
68 Jerry ZZZ - Nightsky (For cats) (from 3 AM) [04:10:53]
69 Aviella - Comfortable (feat. QUIX) (from Comfortable (feat. QUIX)) [04:15:37]
70 Excision - The Paradox (Seven Lions & Dimibo Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [04:18:34]
71 Concept of Thought - Painting on Silence (from Painting on Silence) [04:23:16]
72 PsoGnar - Trapped In a Simulation (from Trapped In a Simulation) [04:27:31]
73 Melodysheep - A Sound from the Void (from The Music of Sound) [04:31:53]
74 Mors Principium Est - Lost in a Starless Aeon (from Seven) [04:34:13]
75 Purrple Cat - Light Years Apart (from Distant Worlds II) [04:39:17]
76 Illenium, Excision - Feel Something (feat. I Prevail) (from Feel Something (feat. I Prevail)) [04:42:40]
77 BLÜ EYES - rest in peace (from rest in peace) [04:46:15]
78 All Faces Down - Forevermore (from Forevermore) [04:49:21]
79 HALIENE, Maratone - Make It To Tomorrow (Alexander Popov Remix) (from Make It To Tomorrow (Alexander Popov Remix)) [04:53:02]
Tuesday Dec 27, 2022
Tuesday Dec 27, 2022
Motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! Y’all shameless-ass fuckin’ perverts are NOT ready for this shit right heeah! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the muthafuckin’ New Blue Gnu, the Emu Who Blew You, and the Kangaroo Jiujitsu Guru Flew to Kathmandu to Review the Déjà Vu in ’22 Edition of Monday Morning Aural muthafuckin’ Sex! Know how I’m absolutely 100% fuckin’ positive that y’all not ready? ‘Cause this is a retrospective on the entire year’s worth of new jams, and there are over 24 cunt-suckin’ hours of this shit! That’s right, over an entire day’s worth of tunes that are the best of the best of the best of this whole fuckin’ year. I made damn sure of that my damn self. That’s why this shit is comin’ out on Tuesday, that’s why I had to sleep, that’s why I should’ve prepared better, and that’s why I should’ve pollinated your mom’s poop flower when your dad was fondling my coin purse and tongue-punching my fartbox, but ya know, we all have paths left untraveled.
Sooo, how the ever-loving fuck could I have squeezed 24 fuckin’ hours worth of music into a single podcast? First of all, don’t test me, ‘cause I totally and easily fuckin’ could, and it would be hilarious. There’s no way I could have made this whole thing one massive podcast without unrecognizably speeding it all up by 5x. See what I meant about it being hilarious? Second, I didn’t, ya silly fuck. Shirley to fuck (yes, I just called you Shirley), you noticed that the cover art for this edition said Part 1, didn’t you? That’s because there are mutt-lapel parts coming as we get closer and closer to New Year’s. I’d initially intended this to be just another typical retrospective as I’ve done in the past 3 years, and then I said, “I FUCKING LOVE CUPCAKES, MOTHERFUCKER!” After I finished proudly exclaiming that, I asked myself, “Self, why not make this shit as awesome as humanly possible? Why should I have to cut tracks that genuinely deserve mutt-lapel listens and inclusion on multiple podcasts beyond just my own? Self? Hey, Self! Are you fuckin’ listening to me, Self? Yeah, bro, I’m here. I just need sleep. I feel that.”
So, so, sew yourself a pair of fuckin’ socks, or fuckin’ knit that shit or whatever, and also look the fuck forward to the numerous additional parts to this absolutely bananas fuckin’ edition. There’s no fuckin’ way any of you are gonna get through it all, and neither will I anytime soon, but the point is that it’s there to yojne if/whenever the fuck ya want. Also, I ought to mention that I made this extra fuckin’ special with almost 2 additional hours of some tracks that I found only just recently, and tracks that I found while I was compiling other podcasts that had themes the tracks didn’t fit. Basically unreleased shit, ya dig? Truthishly, in years past, tracks like those have just fallen by the wayside like orphaned sea monkeys because I’ve never gone so hard on one of these end-of-the-year retrospective editions before. By that, I mean I typically just forgot to scroll back and look for them. They’re all in my “Recent Likes,” playlists on Spotify though. I could probably make numerous editions of just tracks like that, tee-bee-eych.
I should mention a couple especially significant inclusions here. One is my recent piece called Thankful.?. If ya missed it, no fuckin’ worries. It’s here… somewhere. Not sure where I’m gonna put that yet. Another significant inclusion is an extended cut of Fisherman’s Illustrated, a clip of a conversation between Sunny and me. This is twice as long as the public version I put on my Soundcloud back in March or April. I included it because that whole project was definitely my most significant accomplishment of the entire year. As I said when I released the clips, that shit was hovering over me for 11 goddamn years, and I finally soldiered through all 12 agonizing fuckin’ hours of conversations to find as many clips to share as I felt I could/should. There’s nothing particularly sensitive said in this extended clip either, so I said fuck it. Considering how much I’ve thought of her this year, not to mention how many tracks have reminded me of her, that clip just felt appropriate.
Any-fuckin’-way, I could go on for-goddamn-fuckin’-ever about all these tracks, but I’ll fuckin’ spare y’all. Am I not merciful? With that, I retroactively wish you downright orgasmic holidays, an utterly euphoric New Year’s, and lastly, most importantly, I wish you the most profoundly ecstatic and divinely jubilant fuckin’… yojne!
01 Parry Gripp - I Am A Banana (from I’m A Banana (Deluxe)) [00:03:20]
02 Ho99o9 - BITE MY FACE (FEAT. COREY TAYLOR) (from SKIN) [00:03:56]
03 Tub Ring - Prisencolinensinainciusol (from A Choice of Catastrophes) [00:07:02]
04 Luna Lofi - Come, Little Children (Hocus Pocus Lofi) (from Horror Lofi Collection II (Halloween Edition)) [00:10:25]
05 Sam Foxx, Wraith - Watch This World Burn (from Watch This World Burn EP) [00:12:55]
06 Lorna Shore - Cursed to Die (from Pain Remains) [00:17:20]
07 Nita Strauss - The Wolf You Feed (feat. Alissa White-Gluz) (from The Wolf You Feed (feat. Alissa White-Gluz)) [00:21:57]
08 Noisekick, Paranoizer - FUCKING WITH THE WRONG ONE (from TERRORDRANG) [00:25:48]
09 Emily Ferrell - Witchy (from Halloween Lofi Mix) [00:30:10]
10 Steve Aoki, grandson - KULT (feat. Jasiah) (from KULT (feat. Jasiah)) [00:32:10]
11 Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx - Sell Your Soul (from Gore 2.0) [00:35:04]
12 ⣎⡇ꉺლ༽இ•̛)ྀ◞ ༎ຶ ༽ৣৢ؞ৢ؞ؖ ꉺლ – ʅ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡(ƟӨ)ʃ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡ ꐑ(ཀ ඊູ ఠీੂ೧ູ࿃ूੂ✧✧✧✧✧✧ළඕั࿃ूੂ࿃ूੂ (from ʅ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡(ƟӨ)ʃ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡ ꐑ(ཀ ඊູ ఠీੂ೧ູ࿃ूੂ✧ළඕั࿃ूੂ࿃ूੂੂ࿃ूੂළඕั✧ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ɵੂ≢࿃ूੂ೧ູఠీੂ ඊູཀ ꐑ(ʅ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡(ƟӨ)ʃ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡) [00:38:46]
13 Royal & the Serpent - IM NOT SORRY (from IF I DIED WOULD ANYONE CARE) [00:43:21]
14 Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) (from Hounds Of Love) [00:45:58]
15 The Weeknd - The Hills (from Beauty Behind The Madness) [00:50:45]
16 Rameses B - Children (Robert Miles cover) (from Children) [00:54:42]
17 Tech N9ne - Speedom (Wwc2) (feat. Eminem & Krizz Kaliko) (from Special Effects) [00:58:00]
18 DJ Shimamura - Dream Up (feat. Mari*F) (kors k Remix) (from Dream Up (kors k Remix)) [01:02:54]
19 SWARM - Sleep Forever (feat. Lizzy Jane) (from Sleep Forever) [01:07:32]
20 Big Gigantic, Kota the Friend - Déjà Vu (from Déjà Vu) [01:11:06]
21 Ashen - Crying City (from This world is not ours) [01:14:20]
22 The Luna Sequence - Beside Still Waters (from Underneath) [01:15:18]
23 Ruby My Dear - Ecureuil (from A dada) [01:19:02]
24 Sienna Skies - Heartquake! (from Truest of Colours) [01:23:27]
25 Benjamin Adair Murphy - Stupid Followed Evil (from Let’s Make a King) [01:25:49]
26 Shinra Knives - keep the fuck away from me (from you will never see heaven) [01:28:33]
27 ･ ･－･ ･－ ･･･ ･ －･･ - -・・ ・- -・ -・-・ ・ -- ・ - --- - ・・・・ ・ ・ -・ -・・ --- ・・-・ ・-・・ --- ・・・- ・(from -・・ ・- -・ -・-・ ・ -- ・ - --- - ・・・・ ・ ・ -・ -・・ --- ・・-・ ・-・・ --- ・・・- ・) [01:31:58]
28 League of Distortion - I'm a Bitch (from League of Distortion) [01:37:52]
29 Alice Glass - Without Love (from Without Love) [01:40:53]
30 Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String (At The Two O'Clock Club) (from Small Change (Remastered)) [01:44:47]
31 King Crimson - Indiscipline (from Discipline) [01:47:13]
32 ††† - Sensation (from Sensation) [01:51:43]
33 Organ Donors - Make the Girlies Wet (from Make the Girlies Wet) [01:56:15]
34 Rebecca Black (yes, really, THAT Rebecca Black) - Crumbs (from Crumbs) [02:03:30]
35 XYXXYYYXXYX - 666. (from Memento Mori) [02:06:39]
36 Ekoh - oxycontin (from oxycontin) [02:10:11]
37 Luna Lofi - American Horror Story Theme (Lofi) (from Horror Lofi (Collection I)) [02:13:34]
38 Euzen - Vis a Vis (from Metamorph) [02:15:59]
39 PhaseOne, Polaris - Icarus (from Icarus) [02:19:43]
40 Death Tour - Amnesia (feat. Ghoulavelii, Kamiyada+, Lustsickpuppy, Prxjek & WHOKILLEDXIX) (from SCARED?) [02:23:42]
41 $uicideboy$, Denzel Curry - Ultimate $Uicide (from Eternal Grey) [02:25:44]
42 Mega Drive - Maniac (from Rewind) [02:28:26]
43 Parov Stelar - Toxic Lover (from Toxic Lover) [02:34:19]
44 Ours Samplus - Kargo (from One Day One Beat, Vol. 2) [02:37:12]
45 00110100 01010100 - 0000 871 0020 (from 871) [02:39:46]
46 Heilung - Tenet (from Drif) [02:45:03]
47 Combichrist - From My Cold Dead Hands (from We Love You (Deluxe)) [02:57:56]
48 La Coka Nostra - Nuclear Medicinemen (feat. Q-Unique & Immortal Technique) (from A Brand You Can Trust) [03:02:10]
49 Doll Skin - Puncha Nazi (from Manic Pixie Dream Girl) [03:06:47]
50 Destrage - Are You Kidding Me? No. (from Are You Kidding Me? No.) [03:08:38]
51 Chester Watson - Time Moves Slower Here (from Time Moves Slower Here) [03:16:15]
52 Excision, Dion Timmer - Time Stood Still (from Breaking Through) [03:17:50]
53 Euzen - Me and My (from Metamorph) [03:21:47]
54 defrag - Event (from Float) [03:27:02]
55 7xvn - BOOGEYMAN (from BOOGEYMAN) [03:28:45]
56 Deathpact - SPLIT PERSONALITY (from SPLIT // PERSONALITY PT. 02) [03:31:38]
57 BLVK JVCK, A$AP TyY - BODY SH!T (from BODY SH!T) [03:36:15]
58 Tokyo Machine - SLASH (from SLASH) [03:39:14]
59 Propagandhi - Stick the Fucking Flag up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch (from How to Clean Everything (Reissue)) [03:43:21]
60 AMEZ - Next Wave (from Next Wave) [03:46:07]
61 Jfab, Desmond Davis, Jason Fabus, Farnell Newton - PRAY (from PRAY) [03:50:20]
62 AURORA - The Seed (from A Different Kind Of Human (Step II)) [03:53:58]
63 Igorrr - Scarlatti 2.0 (from Hallelujah) [03:58:19]
64 アトラスサウンドチーム - On the Lamb, Between ♂ and ♀On the Lamb, Between Male and Female (from Catherine & Catherine Full Body Soundtrack Set) [04:01:57]
65 Sons of Perdition - Cold Blood Congealing in a Dead Sparrow's Heart (from Heathen Hof) [04:04:03]
66 CASHFORGOLD, Sidewalks and Skeletons - all my tears are fucking black (feat. Holly Stell) (from all my tears are fucking black (feat. Holly Stell)) [04:06:13]
67 Less Gravity - Still Raining, but More Softly Now (from Part-Time Dreams) [04:09:18]
68 Band of Horses - The Funeral (Excision Remix) (from The Funeral (Excision Remix)) [04:11:21]
69 Afterdusk - Love Is Dead (from Love Is Dead) [04:16:07]
70 Drumcorps - Dead to Me (from For the Living) [04:20:20]
71 Stabbing Westward - Ghost (from Ghost) [04:24:37]
72 Excision - With You (feat. Madi) (Sullivan King Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [04:30:05]
73 Erra - Sol Absentia (from ERRA (Deluxe)) [04:33:55]
74 Daniéle Kitty - Passenger (Deftones cover) (from https://youtu.be/LY6jkyyx1ws) [04:37:52]
75 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (from Fallen Embers) [04:42:25]
76 Dermot Kennedy - Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix) (from Something to Someone (High Contrast Remix)) [04:47:16]
77 Excision - That Girl (from Dubstep Meditations) [04:50:30]
78 Soulone Beats - Sunset (from Sunset) [04:56:01]
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Mmmmm… welcome, my dearest perverts, to Part 1 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This one's gonna be a lot like the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition. I won't be interrupting the flow of the tracks with my silly back announcements and shit. I'll just be thrusting a few samples in between the tracks like anal beads in a tight, pink little bunny nose asshole. Don't worry, sweetie baby dearies, you'll love it. Anyway, for those who don't know, Saturnalia is a time to celebrate public nudity, master/slave role reversal, and pure orgiastic revelry. Sounds like fun, eh? Sounds way better than the hopelessly consumeristic imitation holiday that Christmas is. So, next time anyone tells you that they want to keep Christ in Christmas, expose your genitals and wish them a merry Saturnalia. In fact, expose your genitals and play with them right fuckin' now! If you've got a significant (or not so significant) other, let 'em join in! Now, without any further ado, enjoy you fucktacular freaks!
01 Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:01:21]
02 Psyclon Nine - Better Than Suicide (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:04:04]
03 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (from Hex Angel - Utopia/Dystopia) [00:08:11]
04 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (from She Wants Revenge) [00:13:20]
05 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:18:04]
06 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:21:24]
07 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:25:59]
08 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:29:15]
09 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (Born Bad Edit) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:34:12]
10 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:36:35]
11 Marilyn Manson - User Friendly (from Mechanical Animals) [00:40:45]
12 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [00:44:59]
13 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [00:49:34]
14 Bush - Bomb (Minus the Moodkiller Edit) (from Sixteen Stone) [00:54:30]
15 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels) [00:56:50]
16 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:04:11]
17 Kidneythieves - Lick U Clean (from Trypt0fanatic) [01:08:38]
18 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [01:12:27]
19 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [01:16:40]
20 Nirvana - Rape Me (from In Utero) [01:21:31]
21 Rollins Band - Raped (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [01:24:16]
22 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:28:04]
23 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:30:58]
24 Michael Jackson - Give In To Me (Schoolboy Edit) (from Dangerous) [01:34:10]
25 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [01:39:35]
26 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:43:56]
27 Eminem - Superman (from The Eminem Show) [01:47:21]
28 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:53:05]
29 Lovage - Sex (I’m A) (from Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [01:55:49]
30 Twiztid - Dirty Lil' Girl (from Mirror, Mirror) [01:59:04]
Ohhhh… fuck. Welcome, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers, to part 2 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of the greatest podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope those of you who checked out part 1 enjoyed every last exquisite drop of living fuck out of it, and I hope you enjoy this one just as much, if not more. I also hope you've got plenty of bodily fluids left to expel upon yourself or your other, however significant or insignificant they may be. Uhhh… mmmm… ohhh…. blort! Ohhh… romance is alive! If that doesn't convince you, maybe this especially romantic first track by Jenna Marbles will warm your Winter-chilled little hearts. Enjoy, you phenomenal fuckwads! Ohhhh!
31 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube) [02:06:52]
32 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (from Linger Ficken' Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [02:09:51]
33 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerøspace) [02:15:24]
34 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [02:19:50]
35 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [02:24:36]
36 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [02:28:54]
37 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69) [02:35:51]
38 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [02:41:07]
39 Filter & The Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (from Spawn OST) [02:45:54]
40 Hybrid - Visible Noise (from Morning Sci-Fi) [02:50:09]
41 Lords of Acid - Pussy (Round) (from Our Little Secret) [02:56:59]
42 Lil' Kim - She Don't Love You (from The Notorious K.I.M.) [03:00:57]
43 DMX - Don't Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [03:04:35]
44 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen Of The Damned OST) [03:08:48]
45 Lords Of Acid - You Belong To Me (Theme) (from Our Little Secret) [03:14:10]
46 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [03:18:39]
47 Razed In Black - I Worship You (from Sacrificed) [03:22:14]
48 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [03:27:44]
49 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [03:31:16]
50 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [03:35:15]
51 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:38:02]
52 Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix (from Nymphetamine) [03:41:45]
53 The Berzerker - Forever (from Berzerker) [03:46:53]
54 Dark Lotus - Bitch, I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [03:49:47]
55 The Doors - Love Me Two Times (from Strange Days) [03:53:54]
56 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [03:57:08]
57 Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (from Mr. Bungle) [04:01:36]
58 Shat - Sex With Your Pets (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [04:07:12]
59 Lunachicks - Makin' It (With Other Species) (from Babysitters On Acid) [04:07:50]
60 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [04:09:32]
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 12, 2022
To Valhalla, motherfuckers! Yes, it is that most magnificent time of year when we embrace the bitter cold Through Niflheim to Valhalla! Volume 6, as you may have no-ticed. What could such an edition possibly contain? Oh, you dearest little uncultured swine, you… This will be Nordic folk & metal, plain & simple. Well, there may be groups and/or songs that venture out of those boundaries, but that’s the overall feel of it. Those of you who’ve been enjoying the newer God of War games should be all over this one.
It’s actually kinda funny how every time I go to compile one of these editions, I’m always a bit apprehensive that I’ll need to do some heavy scouring to find quality stuff. Perverts, after 6 editions throughout which I’ve only repeated a handful of tracks, I can promise you that the genres of Nordic folk & metal contain a stunning wealth of quality music. Of course there will always be less memorable or even straight terrible tracks in every genre, but exploring these has proven to be a profound adventure; rich with reward, and with only the minimal risk of time spent doing so instead of doing whatever else.
So, you’ll no doubt notice that I’ve included a bunch of new Heilung tracks! If you haven’t heard their new album called Drif, well fuck, you’ve certainly hit play on the right podcast. If you haven’t yet heard me gush over Heilung, I have no idea whose podcast you’ve been listening to, but it certainly wasn’t mine. Just look up Lifa on YouTube sometime, watch some of the clips, and you’ll immediately see several of the reasons why I adore them. By the way, the performance shown in Lifa, that was their very first live performance, as far as I know. Can you imagine having so phenomenal a first live show that a live album and Blu-Ray were released from it? I think not.
Also joining the party are two other earlier Maria Franz & Christopher Juul projects, Songleikr & Euzen. I actually played Vinda by Songleikr earlier this year on volume 5, but I think I might have been unaware it was them. Man, I heard of Euzen earlier this year when I watched an interview with Maria done by this vocal coach who runs a channel called The Charismatic Voice, and I loved the interview, but I forgot to check out Euzen. I’m so fuckin’ glad I remembered to check them out now, though. Fuck, every track was like a beautiful dream. I had to stop listening through their albums because I had already included 7 goddamn tracks to this edition. Definitely going to do an all-star edition for Maria and/or Christopher sometime down the line, but as much as I love them, this edition isn’t all about them and their work.
This edition actually has a fucking 16-minute track by a prog metal group called Moonsorrow. Shouldn’t be too much to bear considering how fantastic Lorna Shore’s Pain Trilogy is. That’s way more aggressive, and 4 minutes longer. There’s actually another track by a band called Finsterforst that’s nearly 12 1/2 minutes long, too. Gonna need to stretch our attention spans a bit for this edition, perverts. Also, special mention here about the Amon Amarth cover of Aerials. Their version is awesome, and I know it’s a song written by Armenians, but Amon Amarth is Swedish, thus Nordic, and always a welcome addition to these editions. Dzivia is Belarusian, but again, the music fits the vibe well enough. Vibes are never perfect, nor do they ever need to be anymore than anything else in this wildly imperfect world.
I’m positive I’ve included plenty of other tracks that aren’t exactly Nordic folk and/or metal, but that fit the theme to my satisfaction. That’s just it, my satisfaction. Ideally, you perverts will be satisfied as well and not be some incorrigibly pedantic dingleberry fuckhead doodoo faces, but I digress. The point is that lots of fucktacularity is soon to reach our earholes on our way to Valhalla. So, why don’t we just fuckin’ yojne, already?!
01 Ensiferum - For Those About to Fight for Metal (from Two Paths) [00:02:41]
02 Heilung - Asja (from Drif) [00:07:56]
03 Mors Principium Est - Lost in a Starless Aeon (from Seven) [00:13:05]
04 Euzen - The Stage (from Metamorph) [00:18:10]
05 Skálmöld - Hel (from Börn Loka) [00:22:02]
06 Songleikr - Ravnene (from Godtfolk) [00:27:34]
07 Eluveitie - Aidus (from Aidus) [00:30:50]
08 Garmarna - Sven i Rosengård (from Förbundet) [00:35:46]
09 Kamelot - Forever (from Karma) [00:41:08]
10 Myrkur - Ella (from Ella) [00:45:12]
11 Amon Amarth - Aerials (from Surtur Rising) [00:49:01]
12 Lost In Grey - Varjo (from Under the Surface) [00:52:37]
13 Falkenbach - ... Where His Ravens Fly.. (from Tiurida) [00:58:13]
14 Hedningarna - Räven (from TRÄ) [01:05:29]
15 Powerwolf - Blood for Blood (Faoladh) (feat. Melissa Bonny) (from Missa Cantorem II) [01:10:05]
16 Heilung - Anoana (from Drif) [01:13:12]
17 Månegarm - Slaget vid Bråvalla (from Fornaldarsagor) [01:18:00]
18 Euzen - Vis a Vis (from Metamorph) [01:23:00]
19 Sojourner - Relics of the Natural Realm (from Perennial) [01:26:43]
20 Songleikr - Mann og mening (from Godtfolk) [01:31:54]
21 Finsterforst - Fremd (from Rastlos) [01:35:42]
22 IANAI, Client N - Anaia (from Sunir) [01:47:59]
23 Eluveitie - Havoc (from Helvetios) [01:54:22]
24 Dzivia - Vataha (from Rujnuj) [01:58:25]
25 Mors Principium Est - Valley of Sacrifice, Pt. 1 - Re-Recorded 2022 (from Liberate The Unborn Inhumanity) [02:05:27]
26 Heilung - Tenet (from Drif) [02:11:32]
27 Skálmöld - Að vori (from Með vættum) [02:24:27]
28 Euzen - Phobia (from Metamorph) [02:27:31]
29 Faanefjell - Tre Tinner Bakom Bruen (from Trollmarsj) [02:31:34]
30 Suldusk - The Elm (from Lunar Falls) [02:38:03]
31 Zeal & Ardor - Götterdämmerung (from Zeal & Ardor) [02:41:30]
32 Faun, Eluveitie - Gwydion (from Pagan) [02:44:31]
33 Falkenbach - I Nattens Stilta (from Asa) [02:48:24]
34 Heilung - Nikkal (from Drif) [02:54:38]
35 Wolfchant - Das Bollwerk (from Bloodwinter) [02:57:39]
36 Euzen - Wasted (from Metamorph) [03:03:44]
37 Amon Amarth - Oden Owns You All (from The Great Heathen Army) [03:07:01]
38 Heilung - Urbani (from Drif) [03:11:16]
39 Týr - Into the Sky (from Valkyrja) [03:14:04]
40 Euzen - The Great Escape (from Sequel) [03:16:55]
41 Eluveitie - Antvmnos (from Evocation II - Pantheon) [03:21:47]
42 Sylvaine - L'appel Du Vide (from Atoms Aligned, Coming Undone) [03:25:22]
43 King of Asgard - Brethren of the North (from Fi’mbulvntr) [03:32:57]
44 Euzen - Me and My (from Metamorph) [03:37:38]
45 Moonsorrow - Huuto (from Varjoina kuljemme kuolleiden maassa) [03:42:53]
46 Mors Principium Est - ...And Death Said Live (from ...And Death Said Live) [03:58:49]
47 Euzen - You're On (from Sequel) [04:00:46]
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Muth-a-fuck-in' perverts! Welcome to the Fuck Your Stupid Cunt Sister's Tits' Edition of the most extreeeeeme podcast to ever be podded, Monday Morning Aural fuckin' Sex! You'll understand the name after listening to this first track by Producer Snafu. For this one, I threw in a bunch of artists that haven't been heard as often on this podcast in an effort to fan the flames of your gloriously insatiable perversion. If it worked, let me know! Anyway, you fucktacular nipple sniffers, let's get this shit rollin'!
01 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
02 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
03 Destroy All Monsters - Mom's and Dad's Pussy (from Gummo OST)
04 Jane's Addiction - Sex Is Violent (feat. Diamanda Galas) (from Natural Born Killers OST)
05 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken)
06 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
07 Pantera - I'm Broken (from Far Beyond Driven)
08 Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey (from Electric Larryland)
09 Peeping Tom - Five Seconds (feat. Odd Nosdam) (from Peeping Tom)
10 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers)
11 George Carlin - God (from Toledo Window Box)
12 Rose Shephard & Ellen M. Smith - Jesus Loves Me (from Gummo OST)
13 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion)
14 Diabolic - Truth (Part 2) (from Liar & A Thief)
15 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
16 DJ Sharpnel - 20031023 (from Mad Breaks)
17 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (Disc 1))
18 Fluke - Absurd (Whitewash) (from Absurd (CD2))
19 Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (from Mezzanine)
20 Mono - Life In Mono (from Formica Blues)
21 Crazy Penis - 3 Play It Cool (from The Outernational Sound [mixed by Thievery Corporation])
22 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe)
23 Kevin Stever - Lost Piano (from AMix Lab '09)
24 Louis Prima, Sam Butera, Keely Smith - I've Got The World On A String (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 1))
25 Bruno & Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki)
26 Kelly - Let Me Borrow That Top (from Shoes)
27 Anal Spyder - Macho Gang (from beatmania*maniac-tracks)
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
*sigh*
I'm just... so thankful.
So. Fucking. Thankful.
For every beautifully stupid fucking day,
for every marvelously pointless fucking night,
for the exquisite silence and death that shrouds
them both with the comforts denied
by the presence of fucking humans...
I'm thankful for the silence of your absence.
Thankful for the death that smirks at me
beneath each pair of headlights,
lurking in every forest,
inviting to every body of water.
The embrace of nothing so entices,
though I'm imprisoned in existence for
however much longer I can bear it.
I know you've been so patient,
and I'm thankful for it.
I'm thankful for the isolation I've cultivated.
Far greater peace here than I'd find
enduring your mind-paralyzing mediocrity
and agonizing chaos.
The monotonous life through which so many drift,
like shit waiting to be flushed,
curiosity only in what's comfortable,
passion in only the most banal of everything.
You must have multiple lives ahead of you,
since you're so content watching this one
drip daily from your urethra like some cosmic chlamydia.
I'm thankful for the sun I despise
for gracing this miserably undeserving planet with life,
squandered in maddening pursuits of greed,
of narcissism,
of domination for its own sake.
For no fucking reason at all.
Thank you for being extraordinary in the cold
indifference of everything else,
and fuck you for giving us cancer,
the treatment of which will drive us bankrupt.
Because capitalism...
I'm thankful for everything in life that costs money.
I'm thankful the value of it is entirely arbitrary.
I'm thankful we've built a society so thoughtfully
around human need and fulfillment,
except for the destitute.
There must be something wrong with them, no doubt.
Why wouldn't every living being want to work themselves to death?
Why wouldn't we wish to devote every waking moment to labor?
Surely, this is what God intended for his chosen people.
No, not those chosen people, the other ones.
The ones with all the most objectively beautiful features,
as if beauty was ever fucking objective.
I'm thankful for racism, for bigotry,
for brazenly dispassionate conservatism,
because short of a facial tattoo that reads,
"I'm a hopeless fucking imbecile,"
there exist few better ways to convey such a crucial message.
Of course, I'd rather such blithering troglodytes NOT
infect every society with such vociferous ignorance,
but I won't shed tears when trash takes itself out.
I'm thankful to see the futility lurking behind every word.
Your utter and complete failure is inevitable,
even if we have to regularly endure your noise.
I'm thankful to everyone who will ignore & misinterpret me.
I'm thankful to be a paradoxically non-binary polyamorous pansexual
whose pronouns are it & its,
because humanity was stripped from me ages ago.
To be fair, I helped.
Humanity is just so fucking ugly.
My identity is nil because, well, why fucking bother?
As if you or anyone cares who I am, who anyone is or isn't.
That's fuckin' freedom, baby!
I need another fix.
Shoot me up with more distractions,
because this farce they've concocted might kill me with kindness.
I'm thankful for the white-hot hatred that spurs me
from my coffin every night.
How else would I ever succeed?
Make something of myself?
Join the club.
It is what it is.
It is what the powerful psychopaths have made it,
and none of us asked to be here.
We should be thankful, though.
We can spurt fluid from all our most desirable orifices.
We can neurochemically intoxicate ourselves.
We can spend ourselves to abject poverty,
and then sell whatever's left of our dignity in drive-throughs
with cardboard signs for quarters and dimes.
So long as we glorify their God,
every moment of our suffering is worthwhile.
I'm thankful for the gleeful degradation of all splendor.
Lol, right? Fuckin' losers, thinking life occurs anywhere
other than hunched over our super special rectangles.
Our little windows to the world,
through which we must portray ourselves as perfect,
through which we can cackle like hyenas at others less fortunate.
It's so much fun being human.
I'm so thankful for this remarkable society,
in which we scavenge every available resource for our own benefit,
regardless of the detriment inflicted,
regardless of any consideration for any sort of future
for anyone except ourselves.
We're Americans! This is our destiny manifest!
I'm thankful to chuckle at the hilariously pitiful such as they/them,
those who are most certainly binary beyond all shadows of doubt.
God said so in that book we didn't bother reading, so...
I'm thankful to watch so many precious moments of life
be expelled like so many golden droplets of piss
in service of this grand plan,
this unfathomably intelligent design sold to us
long before we were forced to learn what money is.
God is capitalism, and vice versa.
Nothing else matters so long as the rich remain above us all.
I'm so, so fucking thankful to be a part of all this.
Tell me more of meritocracy,
of supposedly incorruptible democracy.
Tell me another patriotic fable to suffocate myself to sleep.
Yes, pardon me while I hold my breath and fucking asphyxiate.
You gotta be versatile in this day and age!
I'm thankful for the fidelity I wasted on the indecisive.
I'm thankful for the tears I shed that only alienated me more.
Thankful for the lives and selves I created from jagged shards,
thankful to have them pulverized into dust
which further enabled their addictions.
I'm thankful for every lover who broke my heart,
and every friend who shattered it.
I don't even know what shape, what sort of mass
resides in my chest anymore,
keeping me alive in spite of all my desperate protests.
I'm thankful for every ounce of anguish,
because all that didn't kill me made me stronger.
Right? That's the line, right?
I'm thankful for all the trauma inflicted,
for all my moronic fucking pursuits,
for every time I attempted to love.
Lol, fuckin' loser! Lol lol lol!
I'm thankful for all the bullets and guns.
It's our right, after all, no matter how wrong.
So long as the rich get richer,
all else is expendable,
especially our inconsequential lives.
Who cares if they had to identify your children by their teeth?
Who cares if the police are callow cowards?
Get back to the mine, you fucking peasant!
Lol! Owned!
Watch them scramble for their lives!
*sigh* It's so lovely to be superior.
I'm thankful for all the time we waste,
debating&discussing&conversing&arguing&etc.
while our world prepares to purge us
like so much liquid shit.
We just couldn't decide! What could we have done?!
They said we didn't have the money!
They said we had to wait!
They said, they said, they said...
I'm thankful for all the inhumane torment I won't live to witness.
I'm thankful for the starvation of the apocalyptically opulent.
I'm thankful for the drowning of the mindlessly discriminatory.
I'm thankful for the desiccation of the environment,
so long as they actually experience a few moments of suffering.
I'm thankful for the wisdom only gained after it's far too late.
I'm thankful for every arresting wail of the frivolous,
as they consider the possibility that they may have been incorrect.
They may have been short-sighted.
They may have purchased their own demise,
like the irredeemable consumers they are.
I'm thankful for every ultimately useless cent I scraped together,
to sustain a sinking survival.
I'm thankful for every penny I'm charged to maintain my health,
to prolong an existence I haven't wanted for decades.
I'm thankful for the interest charged on necessary medical procedures.
What good would my life be if I wasn't actively inviting
insurance companies to suck me dry beyond recognition?
I'm thankful for the intoxicants that enabled me to surpass
the typically eclipsing futility that darkens every endeavor.
I'm thankful for the escape from the excruciating tedium
of routine,
of the status quo,
of the relentless machine that grinds every dream from vibrant life
to grey paste.
I'm thankful to see my past self as naïve as he was.
Thankful to see hope eternally preserved prior to every strangulation of reality.
I'm thankful that words like these went staggeringly unappreciated,
as if those receiving had never experienced words before.
I'm thankful to have been misunderstood at every turn,
and not even remotely implored for clarity.
Nothing has made me feel more sublimely ineffectual.
I'm thankful that you made me feel so completely useless.
I'm thankful that I've neglected to prove myself worthy of life.
I'm thankful that I might perish entirely without a murmur.
I'm thankful... that I loved, and was loved, at least once.
I'm thankful for her gaze, her embrace, her kiss.
I'm thankful to have had a glimpse of what actual life could have been.
Most of all, I'm thankful that there is an inevitable end to all of this.
Thankful that none can escape it, no matter how wealthy.
Thankful that I once experienced pure truth through joyful tears,
and that I will one day return to the silence having made a little noise.
Thankful that I will die having once lived...
Finally, I am thankful
for every moment
of yojne.
01 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:09:57]
02 Camo & Krooked - Watch It Burn (feat. Ayah Marar) (from Cross The Line) [00:14:56]
03 ††† - The Beginning Of The End (from The Beginning Of The End) [00:18:18]
04 Defrag - I Arrived Cold (from Lost Lands EP) [00:22:47]
05 Charles Bukowski - The Genius Of The Crowd (from Uncensored) [00:25:20]
06 Chromatics - Into The Black (from Kill For Love) [00:27:41]
07 Alpha Wolf - A Quiet Place to Die (from A Quiet Place to Die) [00:32:58]
08 carolesdaughter - please put me in a medically induced coma (from please put me in a medically induced coma) [00:35:23]
09 Unknown Brain - Control (feat. Rival & Jex) (from Control) [00:38:26]
10 Daniel Deluxe - Darkness (from Darkness) [00:42:09]
11 INTERCOM - The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired) (from The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired)) [00:45:22]
12 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:49:49]
13 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American I) [00:54:18]
14 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [00:56:56]
15 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [01:00:30]
16 Spring Awakening Cast - Left Behind (from Spring Awakening (2006 Broadway Cast Recording)) [01:05:12]
17 The Amity Affliction - Like Love (from Like Love) [01:09:25]
18 Gemp - In Memoriam (from (Basically Nothing)) [01:13:15]
19 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:16:34]
20 Landon Tewers - Whipits (from Dead Kid) [01:20:23]
21 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [01:23:43]
22 Raleigh Ritchie - Time in a Tree (from Time in a Tree) [01:27:21]
23 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:31:02]
24 Seven Lions - December (feat. Davey Havok) (from The Throes of Winter) [01:37:27]
25 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Endless Nightmare (from Chaos) [01:43:58]
26 Fiona Apple - Every Single Night (from The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do) [01:46:28]
27 Skan - Living Hell (feat. Lox Chatterbox, M.I.M.E. & Blvkstn) (from Living Hell) [01:49:43]
28 David García Díaz - Shadow (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [01:52:48]
29 Daniéle Kitty - Orestes (from https://youtu.be/FjoxUK6Slgg) [01:55:01]
30 Deftones - Hearts / Wires (from Gore) [01:58:58]
31 Adventure Club - Save Me (feat. Adara) (from Red // Blue) [02:04:16]
32 Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [02:07:04]
33 Make Them Suffer - Erase Me (from Erase Me) [02:10:57]
34 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [02:14:38]
35 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [02:20:20]
36 Whales - Too Weird (feat. Kini Solana) (from Pelagios) [02:24:36]
37 Beowülf - We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve (from We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve) [02:27:38]
38 Ghost of a Gentleman - Street Signs (from Empty Room) [02:30:03]
39 Mega Ran, Amanda Lepre - Cries Of The Planet (from Cries Of The Planet) [02:33:41]
40 Washington - One For Sorrow (from There There) [02:36:51]
41 Twiztid - Woe Woe (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [02:40:25]
42 Resonanta, Subsets, Cartography - Yuletide (Whithe Remix) (from Forevr_isnt_4_evry1) [02:45:34]
43 CLANN - I Hold You (from Seelie) [02:49:50]
44 Standerwick - Deep End (feat. HALIENE) (Trivecta Extended Remix) (from Deep End (Trivecta Remix)) [02:58:53]
45 Daniéle Kitty - Passenger (from https://youtu.be/LY6jkyyx1ws) [03:03:05]
46 All Grace - Surrender (feat. Mr. Sam) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Surrender) [03:07:38]
47 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [03:12:06]
48 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [03:16:21]
49 NAVVI - Sol (from Omni) [03:22:46]
50 Otep - Untitled Poem (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:26:08]
51 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:29:56]
52 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [03:33:25]
53 Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge (from Among My Swan) [03:37:33]
54 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [03:42:15]
55 Mike Shinoda - Over Again (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:48:58]
56 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [03:52:43]
57 Spring Awakening Cast - Those You've Known (from Spring Awakening (2006 Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:57:17]
58 LSB - Missing You (feat. Tyler Daley & DRS) (from Missing You) [04:01:41]
59 Trivecta - Wasteland (Wooli Remix) (from Wasteland (Wooli Remix)) [04:08:45]
60 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [04:13:00]
61 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames (from Pain Remains) [04:17:21]
62 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains II: After All I've Done, I'll Disappear (from Pain Remains) [04:23:13]
63 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains III: In a Sea of Fire (from Pain Remains) [04:28:50]
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
What is fuck the up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 3rd volume of the Fucktacular Classics Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What could Fucktacular Classics be all about, you might so inquisitively inquire? Um, just a collection of cool music from various old editions. Hey, fuck you if you think it’s uncreative. I’ve only done 3 of these motherfuckers in the entire 10+ years I’ve been doing this podcast, my little hiatus not withstanding. These are some of my favorite tracks of all time. Some are pretty rare (as far as I know), some without a doubt, but as you might’ve guessed, all absolutely fucktacular. Don’t really have much to say besides all that, so uh, yeah.
Let’s fuckin’ yojne!
01 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap) [00:00:30]
02 Ween - Waving My Dick In the Wind (from The Mollusk) [00:02:25]
03 Bad Lip Reading - Kicked Your Monkey (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcQfiYUXrtI) [00:04:35]
04 The Shaftman - Shaftman (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1)) [00:08:40]
05 Slim Gaillard - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best Of The Verve Years) [00:14:00]
06 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single) [00:16:27]
07 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [00:21:28]
08 KnowSleep - Slight Attendent (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [00:22:26]
09 Metallica - Motorbreath (from Kill 'Em All) [00:27:10]
10 Lye By Mistake - Nero's Intention (from Arrangements For Fulminating Vective) [00:30:12]
11 GWAR - S.F.W. (from S.F.W. OST) [00:39:25]
12 2Pac - Pain (from Regulate) [00:41:40]
13 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:46:03]
14 From Autumn To Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends) [00:51:37]
15 Beastie Boys - The Sounds of Science (from Paul's Boutique) [00:57:10]
16 Taylor Mali - Like, You Know (Live at Def Poetry Jam) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAMd-tT6fQ) [01:00:21]
17 G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:03:05]
18 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [01:07:52]
19 Wesley Willis - They Threw Me Out Of Church (from Greatest Hits Vol. 2) [01:13:19]
20 Cradle Of Filth - Tearing The Veil From Grace (from Midian) [01:15:47]
21 OceanLab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Sirens of the Sea: Remixed (Disc 2)) [01:23:57]
22 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [01:31:11]
23 NaS - NY State Of Mind, Pt. II (from I Am...) [01:34:20]
24 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [01:37:55]
25 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [01:43:12]
26 Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:47:43]
27 TaQ - DXY! (from Beatmania IIDX 4th Style OST) [01:51:27]
28 10 Side - BXY! (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [01:53:11]
29 L.E.D. - THE SHINING POLARIS -kors k mix- (feat. Sana) (remixed by kors k) (from Denjin K (Disc 2)) [01:54:55]
30 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [02:00:45]
31 CunninLynguists - Never Know Why (feat. Immortal Technique) (from A Piece Of Strange) [02:06:47]
32 The Knife - Heartbeats (from Deep Cuts) [02:10:38]
33 BLÆRG - Reverse Entropy Catalyst (from Sesquipedalia) [02:14:28]
34 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [02:17:50]
35 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land) [02:25:54]
36 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [02:35:00]
37 George Carlin - Keeping People Alert (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?) [02:37:41]
38 The A.M.D.A - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16_ Maximum Hardcore Energy!) [02:48:51]
39 PJ Harvey - This Mess We're In (feat. Thom Yorke) (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea) [02:54:12]
40 Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache (from The End of Heartache) [02:58:02]
41 Tool - Forty Six & 2 (from Ænima) [03:02:59]
42 Patrick Bryze, Jim Tonique - Better World [Part 1] (Horney United Solarium RMX) (from Sunny's CD Mix 2) [03:08:56]
43 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [03:15:04]
44 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People) [03:20:11]
45 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [03:23:52]
46 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album) [03:28:08]
47 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:36:05]
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Part 2, motherfuckers! Let's do this!
01 Excision, Datsik - Jaguar (feat. Mr. Hudson) (from X-Rated) [00:00:00]
02 Excision - That Girl (from Dubstep Meditations) [00:03:20]
03 Excision & Pegboard Nerds - Bring The Madness (feat. Mayor Apeshit) (Trinergy & Tim Ismag Remix) (from Bring The Madness Remixes) [00:08:49]
04 Excision, Liquid Stranger - Get to the Point (Cyberoptics Remix) (from Get to the Point (Cyberoptics Remix)) [00:13:06]
05 Destroid - Funk Hole VIP (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [00:18:23]
06 Excision, Downlink - Reploid (Document One Remix) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid (Remixes)) [00:22:42]
07 Excision, Downlink - Swerve (Specimen A Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [00:27:17]
08 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (from Codename X) [00:31:53]
09 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix) (from Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix)) [00:35:54]
10 Excision - No Escape (from No Escape / Bug Powdah) [00:39:06]
11 Excision, Datsik - Boom (SkisM Remix) (from Boom (SkisM Remix) / Swagga (Downlink Remix)) [00:44:33]
12 Excision, Subtronics - Bunker Buster (from Bunker Buster) [00:49:35]
13 Excision - Throwin’ Elbows (from Virus) [00:53:15]
14 Excision, Dion Timmer - Necromancer (from Necromancer) [00:56:15]
15 Excision, Hairitage - Hypnosis (from Onyx) [00:59:25]
16 Destroid - Bounce VIP (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [01:03:03]
17 Destroid - Bounce (Mayhem & Antiserum Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [01:06:49]
18 Excision - Cough Drop (from Onyx) [01:11:29]
19 Excision - Float Away (from Codename X) [01:14:34]
20 Excision, Datsik - Calypso (Culprate Remix) (from [ROTD025]Various EP) [01:18:30]
21 Excision, SLANDER - Your Fault (feat. Elle Vee) (from Your Fault) [01:24:01]
22 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [01:29:08]
23 Excision, Seven Lions, Wooli - Another Me (feat. Dylan Matthew) (from Evolution EP) [01:33:22]
24 Excision, Whales - The Last Time (feat. RIELL) (from The Last Time) [01:36:36]
25 Excision - The Village (from DUBLINE010) [01:39:28]
26 Excision - Generator (from Virus) [01:45:06]
27 Destroid - Flip the Switch (Bar9 Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [01:49:36]
28 Excision, Dion Timmer - Mirror (from Virus) [01:53:16]
29 Excision, Dion Timmer - Mirror (Kai Wachi Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [01:57:24]
30 Excision, Protohype - Are You Ready (from Virus) [02:01:16]
31 Excision, Dion Timmer - Final Boss (from Virus) [02:04:08]
32 Excision, Wooli - Name Drop (from Name Drop) [02:07:20]
33 Excision - With You (feat. Madi) (from Virus) [02:11:04]
34 Excision - With You (feat. Madi) (Sullivan King Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [02:15:26]
35 Excision - Live Wire (from Codename X) [02:19:13]
36 Excision - Pause (from The Launch EP Part 1) [02:23:21]
37 Excision - Codename X (Ryle & Sullivan King Remix) (from Codename X - The Remixes) [02:29:05]
38 Excision - Fight Through The Pain (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [02:33:00]
39 Excision, The Frim - X Up (feat. Messinian) (from Codename X) [02:37:09]
40 Excision, The Frim - X Up (feat. Messinian) (Erotic Cafe' Remix) (from X Up The Remixes) [02:41:11]
41 Excision, The Frim - Night Shine (feat. Luciana) (from Codename X) [02:44:51]
42 Excision, Downlink - Not Enough (feat. Skaught Parry) (from Existence EP) [02:49:10]
43 Excision, UBUR - Back To Back (feat. Armanni Reign) (from Back To Back) [02:53:54]
44 Excision, Dion Timmer - Breaking Through (from Breaking Through) [02:56:42]
45 Excision, Dion Timmer - Out Of Time (feat. Splitbreed) (from Codename X) [03:00:11]
46 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (from Fallen Embers) [03:03:55]
47 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (Deathpact Reprise) (from Fallen Embers (Remixes)) [03:08:49]
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
What the fuck is up, perverrrrrts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the muthafuckin’ Excision edition of the All-Star Series, right the fuck here on Monday Morning Aural muthafuckin’ Sex! Boy fuckin’ howdy, have we got a podcast ahead of us this week. As you may have noticed, this is coming to you in 2 parts. Know why? ‘Cause this motherfucker is over 6½ muthafuckin’ hours long! I literally cannot bounce a podcast that long. Pro Tools will essentially be like, nah bruh, try again. Seriously, I tried it with the 5th volume of the Psychopathic Family Edition. That shit was something like 7½ hours, and yeah, Pro Tools straight up refused to make a file that big. No idea why, but yeah, that’s why it’s 2 parts. I could have easily made a number of my other All-Star editions multiple parts. Shit, Mike Patton alone could be like 5 to 10, same goes for Henry Rollins.
Any-fuckin’-way, I should probably talk about Excision at some point, eh? So… imagine a world consumed by earth-shattering bass vibrations. An apocalypse of twisting and morphing sounds that melt minds and make bodies thrash. The spectacular audiovisual experience of an Excision show has the capacity to transport fans to another dimension where Headbangers rule the land. His current touring stage production The Evolution is his most captivating and impressive to date. Equipped with an absurd amount of lights, lasers, subwoofers, and massive immersive visuals, it’s guaranteed to blow the minds of all in attendance. Excision continuously pushes the boundaries on heavy Bass Music and production, championing an unmatched dedication to his craft and fan experience within the genre.
Hailing from Kelowna, British Columbia, Excision has spent his career dedicated to the Bass Music scene, leading and innovating in the creation of a massive, passionate Dubstep community. Within the last five years, Excision has launched multiple large-scale festival productions that over 100,000 dedicated fans call “home.” Excision’s dedication to touring is unheralded as he’s headlined well over 1000 shows in the last decade of touring, including at his major branded events like Thunderdome, The Coliseum, and many more.
Excision’s expansive discography spans five full-length studio albums, countless EPs and singles, 15 annual fan-favorite mixes, all of which have collectively amassed over 2 billion streams globally. His new record label Subsidia was birthed in 2020 following in the footsteps of his previous imprint Rottun Records, and it released over 400 tracks in its first year alone.
Excision’s influence can be felt in every facet of the industry, and though he’s already established a legendary brand, he’s continually striving to help the community grow. As he says, “Everything I do is focused around the mission of helping Bass Music grow, while still staying true to itself, constantly innovative and fresh. We have such a caring and loving group of people involved within this scene, and I hope the music will help more people find their home within it.” The preceding 3 paragraphs were from his website, and now lemme say a bit about my experience of Excision.
First of all, I’m fairly certain that I’ve been down with Excision since before I even started this fuckin’ podcast in January of 2012. He was one of the first dubstep artists I ever heard of, and it was actually Sunny who drove me to look into dubstep in the first place. It’s since become one of my all-time favorite genres because in a lot of ways, it feels like the heavy metal of EDM. Metal is another genre that blew me away back when I was but a wee lad of 7. It was Metallica’s, “Enter Sandman,” specifically, and note to self, I should totally do an All-Star edition for them as a low key troll. Anyway, there are other subgenres of EDM that could be considered heavy-metal-adjacent as well. Shit, plenty of drum’n’bass, gabber, speedcore and such sample metal riffs pretty frequently too.
I digress, which I know is so bizarre for a magnificent fuckhead such as myself. If you need any qualifying examples of my assertion of dubstep being like the heavy metal of EDM, I humbly direct your attention to the classic Excision track, “Headbanga.” As far as I’m aware, headbanging started because of metal, so Excision and most other modern dubstep artists are merely carrying the euphoric tradition into the future. I should note here that “dubstep,” is now just as broad a genre as heavy metal. When it started, it was far more minimalistic, spookier, more throbbing bass lines (I’m talkin’, like, the deepest of wubs), and barely any erratically arranged distorted synths. The unfairly cursory glances of dubstep’s harsher critics say that it all sounds the same, or it’s too abrasive, shit like that. Obviously, when you’re not actually paying attention, of course it’s all going to sound similar or the same.
The fact remains that Excision has run the dubstep gamut from the more original sound created by UK artists in the early aughts (possibly even the 90s, but I’m not 100% sure), to the more abrasive variation known as riddim; from the Skrillex-style brostep, to tenderly melodic and emotional, Excision has proven himself exceptional through and through in his evolution and experimentation. Finally, let me say a few things about all the phenomenal fuckin’ shit we’re about to have crammed in our ears.
As with every All-Star edition, I do a super deep dive into the career of the artists I feature. I found tracks that Excision himself probably fuckin’ forgot about. “The Village?” Yeah, that was lurking on a lonely little record label compilation (I think) called DUBLINE010. I only found that ‘cause I thoroughly combed through his Discogs page, and much to my great delight, it was actually on Spotify. Certainly wasn’t anywhere on his profile. “That Girl,” from Dubstep Meditations? Another track I had no idea existed. That one’s gorgeously chill right there. I could have thrown in a track or two that isn’t available on Spotify, but I didn’t want to differ too greatly from the playlist that I compiled. Speaking of which, let me just say here that I love my past self so much for saving my present self hours and hours and fucking HOURS of work.
Ya see, I used to acquire music at a much greater rate than I do these days, and many moons ago, I found a collection of Rottun Records’ singles and EPs. I didn’t really know most of the artists on there, but my curiosity was (and continues to be) such that it didn’t matter. If/whenever I got around to listening to it, if I didn’t care for it, oh fuckin’ well. If I did care for it, well then lucky fuckin’ me, right? Yeah, well, all that high-quality and high-frequency acquisition ended up saving me tons of hours I would have otherwise spent cutting, optimizing, tagging and bouncing 6½ hours worth of goddamn tracks. Anyway, yeah, very pleased with my past self for the first time in fuck knows how long. I’m seemingly notorious for all my poor decisions in life, but at least I did one thing right. Yay.
Speaking of poor decisions, you most acutely observant perverts might notice Datsik’s name on a number of these tracks. Yeah, without going too far into it, I don’t at all condone the actions he was accused of, and I do think his apology could have been better. That said, Excision worked with him on so much shit that I would be forced to exclude a ton of absolute bangers from this edition. I already excluded Vindicate, and that was one of my favorites from back when I first heard it on Saints Row IV. I think I even saw Datsik live before I got the chance to see Excision. Speaking of which, if you get the chance to see Excision live and you haven’t yet, do yourself a favor and check out his show. Even if you plug your ears through the whole thing, it’s an absolute audiovisual extravaganza. But yeah, Datsik… I don’t know if there’s any coming back for him or not. Certainly not without an apology that addresses the issues specifically, but that might never happen considering the legal jeopardy that’d land him in.
All that said, the tracks with his name on them are not at all being included because of his contribution. I would just hate for this edition to be less than it could have been simply because one shithead made some terrible life decisions. Anyway, enough about him. You probably noticed there are a number of remixes here, some included and arranged along with the original for convenient A/B comparison whenever possible. I mean, I don’t know if any of y’all will appreciate that or find it annoying, but it’s something I would definitely appreciate as a listener, so there ya fuckin’ go. I’ve always been a bit on the fence about including remixes in All-Star editions because some of the best remixes ever made are damn near entirely new tracks, and they’re more indicative of the remixer’s talent than the original artist. That is true of some of these, but not all. There are a metric fuckton of remixes that people have done of Excision’s tracks, and only a handful of them are worth a second listen. Only an even smaller handful are actually better than the original tracks, in my opinion. Those are the remixes present here without the accompanying original track.
Mind you, I pretty much listened through Excision’s entire career for this edition. Excision doesn’t have any bad tracks in my opinion, some are just less memorable than others. Shit, that’s bound to happen in a career that spans 15 fuckin’ years. Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure I’ve included the very first track he ever released here called, “No Escape,” waaaay back in ’07. Feels like a goddamn eternity ago; I was such a profoundly different person back then. Time makes fools of us all, right? Yeah, yeah, I know. “Wrap this fucking intro up already, will ya?” I know this might come as a surprise to y’all, but ya see, I’m really just too fuckin’ much. I also threw all these tracks into Mixed In Key so I could organize the tracks to flow well harmonically, just like one would do with a legit DJ mix. Not that such an effort would even be appreciable to anyone without exceptionally trained ears, but yeah, I did that too. It’s not gonna be perfect, of course, but the effort was indeed made.
At long last, let me just say that virtually all of the artists featured in this edition, from the collaborators to the remixers and vocalists, you should look further into all of them and their material. Seriously, this is like a crème de la crème of All-Star editions, at least as far as dubstep goes. I should have done this edition ages ago, but Excision has the honor of being the first ever dubstep artist in the All-Star Series, and ever so well-deserved. With all that done did and muthafuckin’ said…
a-yojne.
01 Excision - System Check (from Aftermatch EP) [00:07:09]
02 Excision - Exterminate (from Apex) [00:08:11]
03 Excision, Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga) [00:11:38]
04 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [00:15:32]
05 Destroid - Annihilate (from Destroid - The Invasion) [00:19:52]
06 Excision, Subvert - Darkness (from Rude Symphony / Darkness) [00:24:55]
07 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [00:28:32]
08 Excision, Downlink - Existence VIP (from Existence EP) [00:32:00]
09 Destroid - Get Stupid (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [00:35:54]
10 Destroid - Wasteland (from Destroid - The Invasion) [00:40:05]
11 Destroid - Wasteland (Barely Alive Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [00:44:17]
12 Excision - Warning (from The Launch EP Part 6) [00:48:09]
13 Excision, Wooli - Evolution (feat. Sam King) (from Evolution EP) [00:53:21]
14 Excision, Datsik - 8-Bit Superhero (from X-Rated) [00:56:59]
15 Excision - Back to Life (feat. Sarah de Warren) (from Onyx) [01:01:50]
16 Excision, Datsik - 8-Bit Superhero (Eptic Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [01:05:03]
17 Excision - Death Wish (feat. Sam King) (from Virus) [01:09:41]
18 Excision, Wooli - Erase You (feat. HALIENE) (from Subsidia Dawn: Vol. 1) [01:12:26]
19 Excision, Dion Timmer - Time Stood Still (from Breaking Through) [01:16:03]
20 Excision - Wake Up (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [01:20:01]
21 Excision - Home (feat. Dion Timmer) (from Apex) [01:25:38]
22 Excision, Dion Timmer - Africa (from Virus) [01:29:28]
23 Excision - The Paradox (from Virus) [01:33:25]
24 Excision - The Paradox (Seven Lions & Dimibo Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [01:38:12]
25 Illenium, Excision - Feel Something (feat. I Prevail) (from Feel Something (feat. I Prevail)) [01:42:54]
26 Excision - G Shit (feat. Sam King) (from Virus) [01:46:31]
27 Band of Horses - The Funeral (Excision Remix) (from The Funeral (Excision Remix)) [01:50:09]
28 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [01:54:55]
29 Excision, Dion Timmer - End Of The World (feat. Donna Tella) (from Onyx) [01:58:39]
30 Excision vs. The SubDivision - Titanium (from Hypothermic EP) [02:02:16]
31 Excision - X-Rated (feat. Messinian) (from X-Rated) [02:08:13]
32 Excision - Neck Brace (from Virus) [02:12:34]
33 Excision, Dion Timmer - Hoods Up (feat. Messinian) (from Apex) [02:16:42]
34 Excision, Dion Timmer - Hoods Up (feat. Messinian) (Figure Remix) (from Textacy (Remixes)) [02:20:34]
35 Destroid - Raise Your Fist (from Destroid - The Invasion) [02:24:30]
36 Excision, Downlink - Crowd Control (Delta Heavy Remix) (from Rottun Recordings #BeatportDecade Dubstep) [02:29:11]
37 Excision - Sleepless (feat. Savvy) (from X-Rated) [02:33:36]
38 Excision, Savvy - Sleepless (Xilent Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [02:38:55]
39 Excision - Her (from Virus) [02:43:56]
40 Excision, Illenium, Shallows - Gold (Stupid Love) (from Apex) [02:47:47]
41 Excision, Dion Timmer - Salvation (feat. Alexis Donn) (from Salvation) [02:52:36]
42 Excision - Die For You (feat. Akylla) (from Apex) [02:56:42]
43 Excision, Wooli, Trivecta - Oxygen (feat. Julianne Hope) (from Evolution EP) [03:00:33]
44 Excision, Downlink - Heavy Artillery (feat. Messinian) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid) [03:04:12]
45 Excision, Downlink - Heavy Artillery (feat. Messinian) (SkisM Remix) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid (Remixes)) [03:08:19]
46 Excision, PhaseOne - Demise (from Demise) [03:13:21]
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Hahahaha!! How's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's gonna be nothin' but comedy from start to finish and I won't bother interrupting the flow with all the silly bullshit I usually talk about like the artist names, track titles and album names and all that. I'll leave that up to you if you're curious enough to find out. All that info is right where you found this podcast to listen to anyway, and all the track titles are pertinent enough to make it really easy to figure out what you're listening to, so if you hear somethin' ya like, go further with it! All these comics and comedic musical tracks are fuckin' fantastic and there's much more where all these came from, believe me. Without any further ado, let's start this shit off right with one of the all-time comedic giants, George fuckin' Carlin!
01 George Carlin - The Laughter Reflex (from Carlin On Comedy)
02 Ren & Stimpy - Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy (from You Eediot!)
03 Mr. Mackey & The Kids Of South Park - It's Easy, Mmmkay (from South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut)
04 Chris Rock - Busboys, McDonalds and Minimum Wage (from Born Suspect)
05 Louie C.K. - Something Shitty Is Going To Happen (from Louie, Season 1, Episode 1)
06 Henry Rollins - Talk With Heidi May (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
07 George Carlin - Life's Little Moments (from Parental Advisory)
08 Bill Maher - Inky Dinky Don't (from New Rules: Polite Musings From A Timid Observer)
09 Bill Hicks - Fuck Artists Only (from Shock & Awe)
10 Unknown - Yogurt (from Misc. WAVs)
11 King Missile - Martin Scorcese (from Happy Hour)
12 Mitch Hedberg - Pop (from Mitch All Together)
13 George Carlin - Guys Named Todd (from Complaints & Grievances)
14 Doug Stanhope - Abortion Is Green (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
15 Doug Stanhope - Stomping Kittens (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
16 Richard Jeni - Marriage: Ointment Or Suppositories (from Greatest Bits)
17 Roy Zimmerman - Defenders Of Marriage (from Faulty Intelligence)
18 Henry Rollins - First On The List (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 4)
19 George Carlin - Little Things We Share (from Jammin' In New York)
20 Berkeley Systems - Tap Water (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
21 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
22 Chris Rock - Taxes (from Bigger & Blacker)
23 Tom Green - I Like Hooters (from Prepare For Impact)
24 King Missile III - The Little Sandwich That Got A Guilt Complex Because He Was The Sole Survivor Of A Horrible Bus Crash (from Failure)
25 Doug Stanhope - Live For Your Sins (from No Refunds)
26 Henry Rollins - Mandelaism (from Provoked)
27 Berkeley Systems - Black Market Baby Roadshow (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
28 Bill Hicks - Time To Evolve (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
29 Richard Jeni - I Love Condoms (from Greatest Bits)
30 George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit (from It's Bad For Ya)
31 Mitch Hedberg - The Dufrenes (from Strategic Grill Locations)
32 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
33 Ren & Stimpy - Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence (from You Eediot!)
34 Chris Rock - Rap Standup (from Never Scared)
35 Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay (from Deadbeat Hero)
36 Roy Zimmerman - Creation Science 101 (from Faulty Intelligence)
37 George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine (from Jammin' In New York)
38 Richard Jeni - Porno: Stuff That Never Happens To You (from Greatest Bits)
39 Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
40 Henry Rollins - New Age Blues (from Big Ugly Mouth)
41 Doug Stanhope - Blort (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
42 Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car (Love) (from What The Hell Happened To Me?)
43 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
44 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity Of Life (from Relentless)
45 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing)
46 Richard Jeni - Masturbation "I'm The Best I've Ever Had" (from Greatest Bits)
47 Unknown - Cowboy Dick (from Misc. WAVs)
48 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!)