Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-12-21 (All-Star Series: Serj Tankian Edition)

What the fuck is up, perverts?  Welcome to another installment of the All-Star Series: the Serj Tankian Edition!  This one is chock the fuck full of epic rarities & exquisite fucktacularities that perhaps even seasoned System & Serj fans have yet to hear.  If you only know Serj from his work with System of a Down, oh my, you’re in for a fuckin’ ride.  Serj is a pretty incredible person offstage, too.  Look him up on Wikipedia if you don’t believe me.

And now… we yojne!

01 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! Single) [00:00:27]

02 Benny Benassi - Shooting Helicopters (feat. Serj Tankian) (Radio Edit) (from… ze interwebz.  Go find it, bitch. :) (Holy fucking parentheses, Batman!)) [00:02:33]

03 Saul Williams - Talk to Strangers (from Saul Williams) [00:05:57]

04 System of a Down - Sugar (from System of a Down) [00:08:36]

05 Revolution Harmony - We Are (feat. Serj Tankian, Ihsahn & Devin Townsend) (from revolutionharmony.org) [00:11:07]

06 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:17:40]

07 System of a Down - Violent Pornography (from Mezmerize) [00:21:54]

08 Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl) [00:25:25]

09 Snot - Starlit Eyes (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Strait Up) [00:30:01]

10 Serj Tankian - Empty Walls (from Elect The Dead) [00:32:51]

11 System of a Down - Deer Dance (from Toxicity) [00:36:39]

12 Buckethead - We Are Alone (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:39:33]

13 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:43:32]

14 Les Rita Mitsouko - Terminal Beauty (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Variéty) [00:47:31]

15 System of a Down - Chop Suey! (from Toxicity) [00:51:10]

16 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [00:54:33]

17 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [00:56:09]

18 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:59:34]

19 System of a Down - Mind (from System of a Down) [01:04:09]

20 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Garuna (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [01:10:25]

21 Knowledge & Serj Tankian - Speak On It (from Axis of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1) [01:14:56]

22 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [01:17:49]

23 System of a Down - Holy Mountains (from Hypnotize) [01:20:41]

24 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Serj Tankian & Morgan Lander) (from Broke) [01:26:09]

25 System of a Down - Shimmy (from Toxicity) [01:30:21]

26 Serj Tankian - The Charade (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [01:32:11]

27 Boh Runga - Be Careful (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Right Here) [01:36:35]

28 Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie (from Elect The Dead) [01:40:10]

29 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [01:43:39]

30 Serj Tankian - Bird of Paradise (Gone) (from Bird Up: The Charlie Parker Remix Project) [01:49:17]

31 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [01:53:06]

32 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [01:56:40]

33 System of a Down - Revenga (from Mezmerize) [02:00:50]

34 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [02:04:36]

35 System of a Down - Shame (Wu-Tang Clan cover) (from Loud Rocks) [02:08:53]

36 Deftones - Mein (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Saturday Night Wrist) [02:11:33]

37 Serj Tankian - Total Paranoia (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [02:15:27]

38 System of a Down - Highway Song (from Steal This Album!) [02:18:17]

39 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Distant Thing (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [02:21:29]

40 Serart - Black Melon (from Serart) [02:25:09]

41 System of a Down - Soil (from System of a Down) [02:28:41]

42 Buckethead - Waiting Here (feat. Shana Halligan & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:32:06]

43 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [02:37:48]

44 Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST) [02:40:46]

45 System of a Down - The Metro (Berlin cover) (from Dracula 2000 OST) [02:43:52]

46 Praxis - Sulfur & Cheese (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Profanation (Preparation For A Coming Darkness)) [02:46:48]

47 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists of Good Taste) [02:51:31]

48 System of a Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [02:56:02]

49 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:59:10]

50 The Nightwatchman - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [03:01:37]

51 System of a Down - Snowblind (Black Sabbath cover) (from Nativity In Black II) [03:05:06]

52 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [03:09:43]

53 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [03:13:37]

54 Serj Tankian - Sky Is Over (from Elect The Dead) [03:16:28]

55 System of a Down - Storaged (from Heavy Metal: 2000 OST) [03:19:22]

56 Mase, Puffy, Lil’ Kim & System of a Down - Will They Die 4 You (from Chef Aid: The South Park Album) [03:20:39]

57 System of a Down - Ego Brain (from Steal This Album!) [03:24:27]

58 Serart - Narina (from Serart) [03:27:46]

59 Khatchadour Tankian - Bari Arakeel (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Inchbes Moranank) [03:33:16]

60 Serj Tankian - Yes, It’s Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [03:36:41]

61 Serj Tankian - Falling Stars (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [03:39:52]