Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-11-09 (Out With The Old, In With The New Edition)

Out with the old, in with the new, muthafuckaaaaaaaaa… s! Welcome all to the edition so named! Why is it so named? We shall discuss. Actually, we won’t. You’re gonna sit there while I talk at your silly faces with the flesh and the human stuff. So, obviously this country had some phenomenally good news this weekend. You mighta seen a couple posts on my socials about it. Somethin’ about an overgrown, racist Oompa Loompa or something, I dunno. I don’t follow politics all like that. Ha… If only. 

So, that’s cause for celebration or whatever, BUTTTTTTT, we also have the next-gen gaming consoles arriving soon! My Xbox Series X (which I maintain is moronic and yet also confusing fuckin’ nomenclature) should be delivered tomorrow, actually. I’ve seen a couple videos demonstrating what it can do, and I’m pretty fuckin’ excited. I will say though that Microsoft makes it hard to love them. It’s like dating someone that just maniacally applies makeup when they were perfectly fine before. Girls, don’t you hate it when dudes do that shit? I know, right?!

Anyway, this edition is chock the fuck full of new stuff to celebrate the other new shit happening. I went a little HAMer, or HerAM, than I usually do for these editions, ‘cause I was just really, really in the mood to celebrate new stuff. Can’t imagine why, but I do want ham now, dammit… RUM HAAAAMMMM! In the interest of transparency though, I ought to say that I had half of this edition compiled since the week before Halloween, but I didn’t want to do one of these random new shit editions since we had Halloween and election day ahead of us. Speaking of which, that’s why you’ll notice a few Halloween- and election-day-related tracks on here. So, technically, only 2 hours or so is brand-spank-that-ass-like-whut-uh-uh-uh new, and the other half is, well, if it was bananas, you’d have thrown them out by now. But it’s not bananas! Well, it is bananas, but not in a nom nom way; in a WOOOOO! THAT’S BANANAS, MUTHAFUCKAAAA way. Now I want bananas, dammit. Mmmm, banana bread too. Banana ham, maybe? Wait, banana rum ham? Could that be a thing? What about water burgers? Hmm… The world may never know…

Also, completely switching gears for a moment, I just thought about something and I feel like sharing. I’ve mentioned to a number of people that this podcast is a piece of my legacy. Obviously, it’s not original works of my own, just compilations. The thing is that compilations can be works of art as well. Certain movie soundtracks leap to mind. Plus, I do put a lot of thought into these intros far more often than not. Case in point, this paragraph and the subsequent one were just added a few hours after I figured I’d finished writing the intro. But yeah, not just the intros either, the cover art (as much as I reasonably can with my photo editing skills being limited as they are), and definitely the track order, as well as the track selections themselves. Like I said last week, I tweaked that track order for 2 fuckin’ hours trying to get it as awesome as possible, to make it flow as perfectly as possible. Never even mind how long I spend searching for new stuff that’s good enough to share. Honestly, there are some nights that for every 1 song I select, I sift through like 6-8 mediocre ones. I mean like 3.5-4 stars. I wouldn’t bother sharing anything less. 

Anyway, yeah, this podcast is a part of my legacy. A legacy I’m pretty sure I felt compelled to expand upon since two extremely important people in my life aren’t here anymore, and I wish they’d had more of a chance to expand their respective legacies. I feel more compelled to live passionately because they’re not here anymore to do the same. That’s one of the best ways I can think of to honor anyone’s memory. I wish they’d left more recordings of their voices, honestly, but it’s nice to know that if someone misses me whenever I’m gone, all they have to do is press play on any of these editions, and there I am for as long as there are fingers willing to do so. I know we’re all on our own musical discovery adventures, though it seems like a lotta motherfuckers are AFK as they get older. With this podcast though, people who might miss me can experience part of my world (or my journey or whatever hippie ass shit that was before) that perhaps they didn’t notice or fully appreciate before. They can see the world through my eyes for a little while, or if not my eyes specifically, an enormous collection of sunglasses I liked or some shit. My ever so crass verbiage aside, that seems poetic to me. Like, satisfactory as far as this whole life thing goes, ya know? I dunno, maybe I’m full of shit.

Anyway, all that said… wait for it… wait longer for it… keep waiting… By the way, there are some older tracks heading things off here to usher in the new stuff. Trust me, they’re appropriate as fuck, which is also very, very appropriate, baby. 

And now, we yojne!

01 Queen - We Are The Champions (Remastered 2011) [00:04:00]

02 Sigma - Good Times (feat. Ella Eyre) (from Life (Deluxe)) [00:06:57]

03 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:10:36]

04 Noisestorm - This Feeling (from This Feeling) [00:13:50]

05 David Guetta - Let's Love (feat. Sia) (Robin Schulz Remix) (from Let’s Love (Robin Schulz Remix)) [00:18:03]

06 Marc Rebillet - Quarantine Fucking Tonight (from Loop Daddy III) [00:20:52]

07 Ace of Base - Happy Nation (Fred & Mykos Radio Remix) (from Happy Nation (Fred & Mykos Radio Remix)) [00:24:14]

08 Mechanical Vein - New Blood (Zardonic Remix) (from New Blood (Zardonic Remix)) [00:27:09]

09 FEVER 333 - WRONG GENERATION (from WRONG GENERATION) [00:31:33]

10 Maduk, Lachi - Taking Control (from Taking Control) [00:33:54]

11 Teminite, The Arcturians - Promises (Nero cover) (from Promises) [00:36:48]

12 The Gregory Brothers - Trump vs. Ramp (Songify 2020) (from https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno) [00:39:55]

13 Little Big - Suck My Dick 2020 (from Suck My Dick 2020) [00:43:27]

14 Mangoo, Raaban, IZKO - I Don't Give A Fuck (from I Don’t Give A Fuck) [00:45:47]

15 Snow Tha Product - No Really, Im Good (from No Really, Im Good) [00:48:21]

16 Ghostemane - Hydrochloride (from ANTI-ICON) [00:51:06]

17 TYNAN - Something In The Water (from Something In The Water) [00:53:33]

18 Busta Rhymes - E.L.E. 2 Intro (feat. Chris Rock, Rakim & Pete Rock) (from Extinction Level Event 2: The Wrath of God) [00:56:34]

19 Busta Rhymes - The Purge (from Extinction Level Event 2: The Wrath of God) [01:03:45]

20 MC Frontalot, Mega Ran, Coolzey - Apocalypse Bards (from Apocalypse Bards) [01:04:56]

21 Mr. Bungle - Hypocrites / Habla Español O Muere (from The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny Demo) [01:08:15]

22 Endymion, Evil Activities - Vengeance (MYST Remix) (from Vengeance (MYST Remix)) [01:11:55]

23 clipping. - Chapter 319 (from Chapter 319) [01:15:37]

24 Architects - Animals (from Animals) [01:18:46]

25 KOU, SYN - RIOT (from RIOT) [01:22:46]

26 VCTMS - Hell Is Empty (from Misery in Death) [01:26:46]

27 Figure, 2FAC3D - Welcome to your Death (from XI Monstrum) [01:29:28]

28 Black Tiger Sex Machine, LeKtriQue - Death (Teminite Remix) (from Death (Teminite Remix)) [01:33:19]

29 Chime, HelaSex - Anger MGMT (from Anger MGMT) [01:38:08]

30 Alla Xul Elu - Mask Made Me Do It (from Mauxuleum) [01:41:48]

31 Ashnikko - Halloweenie III: Seven Days (from Halloweenie III: Seven Days) [01:45:03]

32 Moontricks - Bones (feat. Jade Sol) (An-Ten-Nae Remix) (from Bones (An-Ten-Nae Remix)) [01:47:32]

33 Arcade High - Doppelgänger (from Doppelgänger) [01:51:06]

34 CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! (from Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!) [01:54:43]

35 Shirobon - Just Shovels & Knights - La Danse Macabre (Shirobon Remix) (from Just Shovels & Knights - La Danse Macabre (Shirobon Remix)) [01:56:19]

36 Josh A - Anxiety II (Interlude) (from You’re Not Alone) [01:58:14]

37 VCTMS - The Nameless (Slipknot cover) (from The Nameless) [01:59:12]

38 Ekoh - Wrong Side of The Bed (from Wrong Side of The Bed) [02:04:06]

39 Slug † Christ, foxwedding - Teach You How to Disappear (from Teach You How to Disappear) [02:08:16]

40 Nymano, j'san - Mirage (from Mirage) [02:12:09]

41 Netsky - Let Me Hold You (feat. Hybrid Minds) (from Second Nature) [02:14:03]

42 Distinct Mind, Snoup - Stop Thinking (feat. Alan Watts) (from Stop Thinking) [02:17:20]

43 Gunship - Eleanor Rigby (Beatles cover) (from Eleanor Rigby) [02:20:25]

44 12th Planet - Follow (feat. Katie Sky) (from Follow) [02:23:15]

45 Dimension - Remedy (feat. TS Graye) (from Remedy) [02:25:58]

46 Deftones - Pompeji (from Ohms) [02:29:18]

47 Foals - My Number (Paul Woolford Remix) (from Collected Reworks) [02:34:43]

48 RandomBeats, Mega Ran, Rifti Beats - Fall Guys Rap (from Fall Guys Rap) [02:38:52]

49 Mega Ran - You Look SUS (feat. Richie Branson & Kadesh Flow) (from You Look SUS) [02:40:59]

50 Ace of Base - Wheel of Fortune (Singlewave Remix) (from Wheel of Fortune (Singlewave Remix)) [02:43:58]

51 S3RL - Predictable Rave Song (feat. Tamika) (from Predictable Rave Song) [02:47:36]

52 Mac Lethal - Alphabet Insanity 2 (from Alphabet Insanity 2) [02:50:45]

53 DJ Rap, Sense - Rollercoaster (from Rollercoaster) [02:52:50]

54 chibi-tech - Sapient Amphibians on A.T.Vs (from Psycho Somatic Generation) [02:57:49]

55 Loon3 Aka Breez, Mic Uno, Cartoon - Lets Ride (from Lets Ride) [03:03:05]

56 Shirobon - Opia (from Opia) [03:05:57]

57 Keeno - Severn Summers (from Severn Summers) [03:09:05]

58 Extra Terra - Night City (from Night City) [03:13:11]

59 Fracus - Project 87 (from Project 87) [03:18:16]

60 meganeko - The Cyber Grind (from The Cyber Grind) [03:23:02]

61 Anamanaguchi - Pixel Candle (from Pixel Candle) [03:27:43]

62 Shirobon - Pure (from Pure) [03:30:04]

63 Shpongle - Nothing Is Something Worth Doing (Cosmic Trigger Remix) (from Shpongle Remixed (Cosmic Trigger Remix) [03:33:03] (Wow, that timestamp is kinda crazy, eh? Didn’t plan that shit at all.)

64 Deftones - Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix) (from Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix)) [03:39:31]

65 GentleBeatz, w00ds - Strings (from Strings) [03:43:57]

66 Annie - In Heaven (from Dark Hearts) [03:46:38]

67 Shirobon - Fracture (from Rebirth) [03:50:14]

68 Craig Connelly, Alex Holmes - Anything Like You (Extended Mix) (from Anything Like You) [03:53:28]

69 Seven Lions, Jason Ross, Crystal Skies - Foolish Of Me (feat. Jonathan Mendelsohn) (from Foolish Of Me (feat. Jonathan Mendelsohn)) [04:00:17]

70 Excision, Wooli - Erase You (feat. HALIENE) (from Subsidia Dawn: Vol. 1) [04:03:19]

71 Sleeping At Last - Already Gone (from Covers, Vol. 2) [04:06:59]

72 Sullivan King, Wooli - Don't Forget Me (from Don’t Forget Me) [04:10:52]

73 CocoRosie - End of the Freak Show (feat. Big Freedia, ANOHNI, Brooke Candy & Cakes da Killa) (from End of the Freak Show) [04:15:00]