Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-04-27 (Osmium-20: The Mutation Edition)

Sometime in 2019, a plague spread across humanity: the plague of Osmium-X. The few human beings spared its devastation with only shreds of their former lives have nomadically wandered through the wasteland for what feels like generations. Without any competent leadership, without any social safety nets, many tribes turned to warfare for survival. Tribes were conquered for their toilet paper and their hand sanitizer, the women were marginalized, the men were converted to Kult 45, and the children were forced onto assembly lines to make iPhones. Many despaired for the America they used to know, failing to acknowledge the fatal mistake they made at the primary polls in 2016, and again in 2020.

 

Now, in 2020, a new plague has emerged. The scientist who discovered it, known only by the peculiar binary sequence 00111111, has dubbed this new plague Osmium-20. He was quoted as saying, “I don’t fuckin’ know. I guess that’s how motherfuckers name shit now. Fuck outta here with your questions, bitch.” News of this plague would have been the last straw for many, but it was revealed that this would include not only metal, but hardstyle, hardcore, dubstep, breakcore and basically anything you can bang your fuckin’ head to. Many myopic conspiracy theorists claimed that no true Osmium edition could contain such so-called impurities, claiming that metal is somehow an only child. Ladies and gentlemen of the planet formerly known as Earth, metal has many siblings, and they can be even heavier than their metal ancestors.

 

This new plague, this Osmium-20, has proven effective against such other pernicious viruses as elitism, ignorance, and apathy. This scientist… I’m being told to just fuckin’ call him Double-O. Anyway, this scientist is now dispersing this plague across whatever’s left of these states, united in name alone. From somewhere in the former United States, he alone fights through the fire and flames for the soul of humanity, or some other epic power metal shit like that.

 

Yes! That’s correct! We have here over four and a half fucking hours of Osmium to absorb into our thick fuckin’ heads! The majority of it is brand fuckin’ new, too! The shit that isn’t is shit you mighta missed, but deserves someone else’s attention besides my fuckin’ own, so there. You know the fuckin’ drill by now. By the way, no one better snitch on me to Metallica, ‘cause then I’ll owe ‘em each a jet or a yacht or a new set of golf pants or some shit. Without any further muthafuckin’, cocksuckin’, cuntlickin’, anusticklin’ ado…

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJJJNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

01 John Carpenter - Main Title (from Escape From New York OST) [00:00:00]

 

02 Behemoth - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel (from The Satanist) [00:02:58]

 

03 Ministry - Alert Level (Quarantined Mix) (from Alert Level (Quarantined Mix)) [00:07:19]

 

04 Metallica - Hardwired (from Hardwired… To Self-Destruct (Deluxe)) [00:13:17]

 

05 Machine Head - Is There Anybody out There? (from Is There Anybody out There?) [00:16:23]

 

06 The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach (from Soak Me in Bleach) [00:20:50]

 

07 Extra Terra - This Is Not The End (feat. Yvan Desfrançais) (Nost Remix) (from This Is Not The End (Nost Remix)) [00:24:29]

 

08 Bleed From Within - The End of All We Know (from The End of All We Know) [00:28:36]

 

09 GRAVEDGR - RAMPAGE (from RAMPAGE) [00:32:43]

 

10 Equilibrium - Renegades - A Lost Generation (from Renegades) [00:35:32]

 

11 Lamb of God - Memento Mori (from Memento Mori) [00:39:57]

 

12 Lost Society - No Absolution (from No Absolution) [00:45:38]

 

13 Gammer, Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (from We Are The Vampires) [00:49:45]

 

14 Upon A Burning Body - Built from War (from Built from War) [00:54:33]

 

15 CABAL - Death March (from Death March) [00:57:53]

 

16 Sullivan King - Reckless (from Show Some Teeth) [01:01:01]

 

17 生 Conform 死 - Eat More Death (from Circa ’94) [01:04:18]

 

18 Make Them Suffer - Erase Me (from Erase Me) [01:08:09]

 

19 SWARM - Void (from Void) [01:11:48]

 

20 Viscera - Obsidian (from Obsidian) [01:15:38]

 

21 In Hearts Wake - Worldwide Suicide (from Worldwide Suicide) [01:20:26]

 

22 Poppy - X (from Am I A Girl?) [01:22:18]

 

23 DED - A Mannequin Idol (Lullaby) (from Mannequin Eyes) [01:25:06]

 

24 Realicide - The Absent Rapist (from Enduring The Viral Hell Part 2) [01:28:32]

 

25 Fit For A King - Breaking The Mirror (from Breaking The Mirror) [01:31:12]

 

26 Fit For An Autopsy - Fear Tomorrow (from Fear Tomorrow) [01:34:43]

 

27 Negative A - Koksoccer Fuck You (E-Noid Remix) (from Hardcore Gladiators) [01:39:08]

 

28 Architects - Holy Hell (from Holy Hell) [01:43:43]

 

29 Annisokay - STFU (from STFU) [01:47:52]

 

30 Once Human - You Cunt (from The Life I Remember) [01:51:20]

 

31 Code Orange - Swallowing the Rabbit Whole (from Swallowing the Rabbit Whole / Underneath) [01:54:22]

 

32 Bury Tomorrow - Choke (from Choke) [01:58:02]

 

33 Blackguard - By My Hand (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Storm) [02:01:44]

 

34 Bleach - The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meats and Slobbers Even Today (from The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meats and Slobbers Even Today) [02:06:07]

 

35 Dienamics - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4: Chillin’ Is Killin’ (Killin’ Disc)) [02:09:10]

 

36 Suicide Silence - Love Me to Death (from Love Me to Death) [02:13:26]

 

37 If I Were You, Ryan Kirby - Hate Me (from Hate Me) [02:17:36]

 

38 Judas Priest - Painkiller (from Painkiller) [02:20:18]

 

39 In This Moment - The In-Between (from The In-Between) [02:26:19]

 

40 Loffciamcore - Poke Her Face Again (from Black Betty Is Splitter Bitch (maybe… might be a different mix, not that you actually give a fuck ;P)) [02:30:33]

 

41 VCTMS - Gutted (I'll Spill) (from Gutted (I'll Spill)) [02:32:54]

 

42 Igorrr - Barocco Satani (from Spirituality and Distortion) [02:35:25]

 

43 Behemoth - Bartzabel (from I Loved You at Your Darkest) [02:38:53]

 

44 SYN - Synners (from Synners) [02:43:52]

 

45 Sylosis - Calcified (from Calcified) [02:47:52]

 

46 Karkaos - Kolossòs (feat. Morgan Lander) (from Children of the Void) [02:51:44]

 

47 The World Over - Feral (from Feral) [02:55:54]

 

48 August Burns Red - Defender (from Defender) [02:59:06]

 

49 Oh! the Horror - Boomstick! (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Boomstick!) [03:03:19]

 

50 Rise Of The Northstar - Here Comes The Boom (from Here Comes The Boom) [03:06:31]

 

51 DJ Chucky - Blue Mirage (Long Edit) (from Cyber Beatnation 1st Conclusion) [03:10:34]

 

52 Landon Tewers - Destroy (from Ai640) [03:13:52]

 

53 The Haunted - 99 (from rEVOLVEr (Deluxe Edition)) [03:17:11]

 

54 Meshuggah - Clocks (from The Violent Sleep of Reason) [03:21:06]

 

55 Bear Grillz - Drop That (from Drop That) [03:28:17]

 

56 PhaseOne - Break Em (Dirtyphonics Remix) (from Break Em (Dirtyphonics Remix)) [03:31:32]

 

57 Klitorix - Anal Destruction Factory (from Sociopath Breakdown Vol. 2) [03:35:02]

 

58 The Amity Affliction - Catatonia (from Catatonia) [03:37:21]

 

59 Orbit Culture - The Shadowing (from The Shadowing) [03:40:45]

 

60 Miss May I - Shadows Inside (from Shadows Inside) [03:45:08]

 

61 Evil Activities - Vengeance (from Evilution (Disc 2)) [03:49:01]

 

62 Korpiklaani, Heidevolk - Bier Bier (Netherlands) (from Bier Bier (Netherlands)) [03:54:48]

 

63 Power Trip - Hornet's Nest (from Hornet’s Nest) [03:57:46]

 

64 DJ TECHNORCH fw. GUHROOVY - KAMAITACHI (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 1)) [04:02:24]

 

65 Jinjer - On the Top (from On the Top) [04:04:18]

 

66 Polaris - Landmine (from Landmine) [04:09:40]

 

67 kors k vs teranoid - tripping contact (teranoid&MC Natsack Remix) (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [04:13:26]

 

68 Hopes Die Last - Alphawolves (from Alphawolves) [04:15:22]

 

69 Anchors Affliction - Questions (from Steadfast) [04:20:33]

 

70 Slipknot - Solway Firth (from We Are Not Your Kind) [04:24:25]

 

71 Equilibrium - Final Tear (from Renegades) [04:30:18]

 

72 Machine Head - Circle The Drain (from Circle The Drain) [04:34:42]

 

73 TOOL - Pneuma (from Fear Inoculum) [04:38:43]

 

74 The White Swan - Illuminate (from Anubis) [04:50:26]

 

75 Flaw - Get Up Again (from Through The Eyes) [04:55:01]

 

76 Brothers of Metal - Yggdrasil (from Yggdrasil) [04:57:51]