What’s up, fuckers?! Guess what the fuck we’ll be hearing this week, as if you couldn’t and/or didn’t already by the name of the fucking edition?! Ex-fuckin’-actly. Wait, hang on. Welcome!.. I mean, Emoclew! You’re tuned the fuck in to Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex, which I’m sure you already fuckin’ knew, ‘cause you’re just a fuckin’ genius like that. All that fuckin’ crammed the fuck into one fuckin’ sentence… Mmmm, hehe, was it good for you, too? I figured.
Anyway, this is obviously a collection of my favorite tracks from this year. A retro-fuckin’-spective to further appreciate the journey ahead of us all in 2020. I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I’ve got some big things in the works. One of which will be happening right before (or shortly right after) the new year dawns at midnight. I’m not tellin’! You’re just gonna have to keep your eyeballs fuckin’ peeled to my various social medias.
So, there isn’t much I can say about this collection. It definitely took me longer than I’d anticipated to compile. Yeah, ‘cause I actually put thought and emotion into this fuckin’ shit. Imagine that, right? Also, it’s just a little over 5 hours again. I KNOW! Fuck you, okay? I know I’m too much. Fuckin’ have a sandwich in the middle or something. Fuckin’ take a nap, take over Honduras, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t expect you to listen to the whole thing in one sitting. I don’t even expect you to be listening to me yammering on right now. I don’t expect jack shit from y’all. I just do this because I’m clearly fuckin’ insane, and there’s something worthwhile on an existential level about the mere attempt to share beauty with other members of your species, even if it completely fails over and over (which I happen to know that it doesn’t, and I’m indeed very grateful for that).
These songs mean a lot to me for various reasons, and I would gladly explain each and every one, track by track, if anyone were ever that curious. Mostly though, I’m going to be the one bumpin’ this shit harder than anyone. At least until I return to the silence, but I have no plans for that. I have plans for my life, ‘cause for the first time in fucking years, I’m actually excited to be alive. It really hit me on my birthday last year, but I needed to sort some more bullshit out in my head. Mental spring cleaning, if you will. I suggest you all do that in the new year if you haven’t already done so.
One thing I would really appreciate is if you paid attention to the second track. It’s by an artist named Dabin, remixed by an artist named Trivecta, and it really means a lot to me. Even if you don’t care for the style of music, I bet the lyrics will resonate with you on some level.
Anyway, enough of all this fuckin’ chatter. I will see you all on New Year’s and beyond, and in the meantime…
01 Wax Audio - The People (from Mashopolos III - Mashups For The People) [00:02:04]