Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-11-18 (Chill The Fuck Out Edition Vol. 4)

Now we’re going to open the green door: the heart chakra. Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you. Now, keep this going, remember to breathe, and step forward through the backdoor of the room. Where does it lead? To your cave. Step forward into your cave. That’s right. You’re going deeper into your cave. You’re going to find your power animal. Sliiiiide, bitches. That’s right, I’m your power animal, and I’m emoclewing you now to volume 4 of the Chill the Fuck Out Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I figured we were terribly overdue for a new one of these, and it makes a nice, stark contrast to the aggression in last week’s Punk as Fuck edition. Lemme tell ya, you motherfuckers are not even remotely prepared for the quality and quantity of magnificent fucktacularity I have in store for you this week. Shit, I surprised my damn self when I finished compiling it all and saw how long it would be.

 

This podcast, dearest perverts, is looooooong. I’m talkin’ like, chiiiiiiiillllllll thhhhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk oooooouuuuut for 5 fuckin’ hours and 43 fuckin’ minutes long. I’m fairly certain this is the longest podcast I’ve ever made, even surpassing my memorial editions for Sunny and my father. Speaking of which, my heart goes out today to my friends Paige and Veida who both recently suffered tragic losses. I’ve suffered plenty myself, and I strongly feel I would have completely lost my mind if not for the support of my nearest and dearest. As I said on a recent Facebook post, the pain of my loved ones is my pain as well, and you both know I’m here for you if you ever need to talk.

 

Now then, why the fuck is this fucking podcast so fucking long? Okay, simply put, I am too much. I really just go too fuckin’ far sometimes. I mean, that’s all relative, but I’ve had so many instances in my life where shitty and far, far too fucking common circumstances lead to me feeling like I wasn’t enough. I suppose the argument could be made that my rampant passion for various types of media is my way of compensating for all the residual feelings of inadequacy leftover from two decades of trauma and abuse, but even if that’s true, I happen to love both the absolute fuck and the everlasting shit out of my ceaseless explorations. We all have eternity to be silent and passionless once we pass from this plane of life to heaven, hell, Valhalla, Niflheim, the black beyond the Dream, etc. Whatever you believe in, the point remains valid.

 

To be clear, those two decades weren’t all bad. Not even I can claim to be THAT goth. I imagine few people who’ve ever lived can say accurately that every single second of two entire decades of their lives was completely fucking awful. What I can say is that I can still vividly recall all of those terrible experiences. I’ve often felt like my seemingly exceptional memory is more of a curse than a blessing. Those experiences shaped me in both good ways and bad, and one of the best ways seems to be my relentless pursuit of awesome new stuff (not to mention old stuff that’s new to me); not just music, mind you. My roommate suggested I split it up into two editions, which I certainly could have done. I really just felt like, of all my various podcasts, this type of edition especially was made to go on for a long time. Maybe even played in the background while you’re doing something else.

 

Of course, I don’t intend for anyone to listen to the entire thing in one sitting, unless you’re fucking welded to your couch after smokin’ some of that good-good or somethin’. That’s all you. Amusingly enough, I did try to trim it down, but only ended up deleting two tracks from the now 83 track long playlist ‘cause I felt like I’d perhaps played them too often. If you’re actually curious, I’ll tell you if you ask. Anyway, this podcast is comprised of a little over two hours of entirely new tracks, and all the rest are either one-offs or long-time favorites from past podcasts I’ve done. Know what’s most hilarious about it all? Even though it’s damn near 6 fucking hours long, this was me reining myself in. I could have gone on, and on, and on and fuckin’ on. I did something similar when another dear friend asked me to compile a Spotify playlist of my favorite Insane Clown Posse tracks, and I gave her 12 fucking hours worth.

 

I’m too fuckin’ much! What the fuck can I say? Well, I can and do say yojne quite often. I enjoy saying yojne, although I don’t yojne saying enjoy nearly as much. Strange how that works, huh?

 

Aaaand with that, we step out from our caves, and we commence, ze yojneeeeeee…

 

 

01 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:05:52]

 

02 Tenno - Journey (from Journey) [00:09:43]

 

03 Krewella - Enjoy the Ride (Acoustic) (from Get Wet) [00:12:28]

 

04 Miles Away, Ronak - Where I’m Going (from Where I’m Going) [00:15:50]

 

05 Aether, Sizzle Bird, Veela - Raccoon City (from Raccoon City) [00:20:09]

 

06 Ruck P - Destination (from Destination) [00:23:48]

 

07 Non-Prophets - The Cure (from Hope) [00:28:26]

 

08 [bsd.u] - reefers (from late night bumps, Vol. 1) [00:33:31]

 

09 potsu - [oops] (from [oops]) [00:34:46]

 

10 Chuuwee, Trizz - Stoned (from Amerikkas Most Blunted) [00:37:03]

 

11 Jacoo - On a Sunday Morning (from Spotlight Compilation, Vol. 3) [00:40:49]

 

12 Wallows - Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo) (from Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo)) [00:45:58]

 

13 Jack White - Love Interruption (from Blunderbuss) [00:48:53]

 

14 Bim - Don’t Look (from Two) [00:51:26]

 

15 Strand - This Guarded Place (from Destroyers Of That Which Is Destroyed And Rulers Of That Which Is Not Destroyed!) [00:54:34]

 

16 The Knife - Marble House (from Silent Shout) [00:58:05]

 

17 Einstürzende Neubauten - Beauty (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:03:14]

 

18 Immortal Technique - Natural Beauty (from The Martyr) [01:05:15]

 

19 Purity Ring - repetition (from another eternity) [01:08:55]

 

20 JUPITER-C - FOREVER (from FOOTBALL GAME OST) [01:12:31]

 

21 Vestacension - L’Arrivee (from Breaching The Sound) [01:15:54]

 

22 Kate Havnevik - Sleepless (from Melankton) [01:21:06]

 

23 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [01:25:47]

 

24 Kylie Minogue - Stay This Way (from Hits+) [01:30:42]

 

25 PackFM - Plucking Daisies (from Baby Blue For Pink EP) [01:35:11]

 

26 Nine Inch Nails - 1 Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [01:37:58]

 

27 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Asylum Disciple (from The Reincarnation of Luna) [01:40:47]

 

28 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:47:34]

 

29 Nostalghia - Heroin (from Wicked Woman) [01:50:59]

 

30 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:54:42]

 

31 Atmosphere - God’s Bathroom Floor (from Sean Likes Ugly Girls - Disc 4) [01:59:51]

 

32 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [02:03:45]

 

33 Jack White - Love Is Blindness (from Sixteen Saltines) [02:06:45]

 

34 Twiztid - Screaming Out (from A New Nightmare) [02:10:00]

 

35 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American I) [02:14:11]

 

36 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [02:16:50]

 

37 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [02:20:35]

 

38 Peter Bradley Adams - Who Else Could I Be (from A Face Like Mine) [02:22:11]

 

39 Azedia - Something (from Something) [02:26:35]

 

40 Vestacension - Wishes In Awakenings (from Breaching The Sound) [02:32:50]

 

41 30 Seconds To Mars - Alibi (from This Is War) [02:37:51]

 

42 Intuition & Equalibrum - Weight Is Gone (from Intuition & Equalibrum) [02:43:41]

 

43 King Geedorah - Next Levels (from Take Me To Your Leader) [02:47:52]

 

44 String Theory - Art of Rap (feat. Halfcut) (from String Theory) [02:51:39]

 

45 Damian Marley - Road To Zion (feat. Nas) (from Welcome To Jamrock) [02:54:19]

 

46 Purity Ring - Belispeak (from Shrines) [02:59:12]

 

47 Joshua James - Broken Tongue (from My Spirit Sister) [03:02:09]

 

48 Coyote Kisses - Diving At Night (from Thundercolor) [03:05:20]

 

49 Milo - Budding ornithologists are wear of tired analogies (from I wish my brother Rob was here) [03:07:53]

 

50 Mulgrew Miller, Richie Goods, Karriem Riggins - It Never Entered my Mind (from The Sequel) [03:10:19]

 

51 Kiefer - Dope Nerd (from Happysad) [03:16:43]

 

52 Vels Trio - The Wad (from The Wad) [03:18:53]

 

53 Arkadiusz Reikowski - Steel Rats (feat. Ania Suszek) (from Steel Rats OST) [03:24:00]

 

54 JUPITER-C - Critical Mass (Clint Mansell Remix) (from 001) [03:26:57]

 

55 White Noise Carousel - SensorBlowflies (from Iamthedirectory) [03:33:46]

 

56 Midnight Tyrannosaurus - Captains Last Voyage (Robin Williams Tribute) (from 9K EP) [03:36:33]

 

57 Kupla, Philanthrope - Sendoff (from Allure) [03:39:12]

 

58 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch) [03:41:29]

 

59 Emily Kinney - Masterpiece (from Expired Love) [03:43:39]

 

60 OO111111 - You Own The Air (06-22-08) (from An Extraordinary Love) [03:46:58]

 

61 Purity Ring - Fineshrine (from Shrines) [03:48:38]

 

62 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite) [03:52:07]

 

63 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [03:56:34]

 

64 Nujabes - Another Reflection (from Hydeout Productions (Second Collection)) [04:02:58]

 

65 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [04:06:36]

 

66 BT - The Anti-kythera Mechanism (from This Binary Universe) [04:11:14]

 

67 Gordon Project - That Kiss (from I Can See Heaven From Here) [04:21:12]

 

68 Alan Morris, Enzo, Jess Morgan - Tapestry of Us (Piano Acoustic Mix) (from Best of Chill Out Vocal Trance 2019) [04:26:30]

 

69 Foo Fighters - Walking After You (from The Colour And The Shape) [04:29:52]

 

70 Jai Wolf - Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR) (from Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR)) [04:34:56]

 

71 Devics - Moments (from Push The Heart) [04:39:57]

 

72 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (from Silver) [04:44:23]

 

73 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [04:48:55]

 

74 Gemp - In Memoriam (from (Basically Nothing)) [04:53:30]

 

75 Mage - The Words I Never Said In D&B (from Edits 1 EP) [04:57:18]

 

76 The Flashbulb - Floating Through Time (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:02:33]

 

77 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [05:04:20]

 

78 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [05:08:19]

 

79 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [05:17:35]

 

80 Ana Criado, La Antonia, Alan Morris - In The Twilight (Chill Out Mix) (from In The Twilight) [05:21:13]

 

81 The Flashbulb - When The Sky Ends (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [05:25:03]

 

82 Tom Waits - Hold On (from Mule Variations) [05:28:01]

 

83 Dabin - Alive (feat. RUNN) (from Wild Youth) [05:33:31]